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I'M HERE FOR YOU.
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WHATEVER YOU NEED.
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REALLY?
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[ BOTH PANTING ]
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YOU SLEPT WITH HIM.
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I SWEAR...
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THERE WAS NO SLEEPING.
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YOU HAD A SCRIPT
THAT WAS GOING AROUND BACK THEN.
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IT WAS
ALL ANYONE TALKED ABOUT.
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I'D LOVE TO READ IT AGAIN.
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WE'RE NOT LOOKING TO DO
ANOTHER SHOW HERE.
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DON'T BE MAD AT ME.
ALL RIGHT.
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I WAS JUST AT A MEETING
WITH KIM SALLY OVER AT FOX.
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DO YOU MIND
IF I SHOW IT TO HER?
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YOU KNEW
FROM THE BEGINNING
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THERE WERE ONLY TWO THINGS
I ASKED --
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BE NICE AND DON'T CHEAT.
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I WAS NICE.
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[ TYPEWRITER CLICKING,
BELL CHIMES ]
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[ WIND WHISTLING ]
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[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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MORNING.
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HELLO.
HEY.
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SO, UH,
WE WERE THINKING,
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IT MIGHT BE NICE
BEFORE WE GO BACK TO LONDON,
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WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU AND JAMIE
COME OVER FOR DINNER?
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MAYBE THIS WEEKEND?
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UH, ACTUALLY,
JAMIE AND I ARE KIND OF DONE.
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WHAT? NO.
YOU'RE KIDDING.
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YEAH. SO...
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
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UH, FEW DAYS AGO.
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AND YOU NEVER SAID
ANYTHING.
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I WISH YOU'D TOLD US
WHAT HAPPENED.
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IT DOESN'T MATTER.
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I DON'T SUPPOSE
IT HAD ANYTHING
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TO DO WITH YOUR LITTLE THING
WITH MORNING'S DAUGHTER.
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MIGHT'VE.
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OH, MY GOD.
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YOU STUPID, STUPID MAN.
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STUPID.
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YOU CARED SO MUCH
ABOUT HER,
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AND TO LOSE HER
OVER SOMETHING LIKE THIS...
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
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SO THAT'S IT?
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THAT'S THE EXTENT
OF YOUR EMOTIONAL PAIN?
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WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO SAY?
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SOMETHING!
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BE A HUMAN BEING!
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IS THERE NO GUILT?
NO REGRET?
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EH.
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OH.
SO THIS ISN'T OVER.
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YOU'RE
JUST GONNA LET HER GO?
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AS OPPOSED TO?
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FIGHT FOR HER!
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BEG HER FORGIVENESS!
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LOOK AT
WHAT YOU'RE LOSING.
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SHE WAS THE BEST THING
THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU.
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SHE MADE YOU
A BETTER PERSON.
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YEAH, OKAY.
I'M GETTING BREAKFAST.
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CAN WE WALK AND DO THIS?
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[ SIGHS ]
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WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM ME?
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SHIT HAPPENS.
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SHIT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
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YOU MADE THE SHIT HAPPEN.
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WHATEVER.
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YOU CHEATED ON HER
WITH A 19-YEAR-OLD.
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DID YOU SEE
THE 19-YEAR-OLD?
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HUH?
OH, NO.
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YOU'RE NOT TAKING ME DOWN
WITH YOU.
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WELL, I HOPE
IT WAS WORTH IT.
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YOU THREW AWAY
A WONDERFUL RELATIONSHIP
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WITH
AN EXTRAORDINARY WOMAN.
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HEY, SHE WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE GONE ALL WEEK.
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IT'S NOT MY FAULT
SHE CAME BACK EARLY.
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MY GOD. YOU SHOULD BE
STUDIED BY DOCTORS.
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THEN SHE SHOWS UP,
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SNIFFING AROUND
LIKE SOME DETECTIVE.
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YOU HEARTLESS FUCKER.
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ARE YOU DEAD INSIDE?
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PROBABLY.
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YOU THINK THIS IS TURKEY BACON
OR REGULAR BACON?
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TURKEY.
THERE'S THE REGULAR.
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OH.
YOU'RE A SOCIOPATH.
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SO I GUESS DINNER'S OFF.
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EVEN IF YOU
WERE STARVING.
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HEY.
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MM-HMM.
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MAYBE
THE NEXT ONE'S BETTER.
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[ REMOTE CONTROL CLICKS ]
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Man: OKAY.
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
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Rena: I'M RENA KEEVEY
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READING FOR THE UNTITLED
SHELLY SIEGLER PILOT.
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SHE JUST DID THIS PLAY
IN NEW YORK.
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SHE'S SUPPOSED
TO BE BRILLIANT.
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OOH. I LIKE THAT.
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I'M NOT SPEAKING TO YOU.
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REALLY?
SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE.
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[ SCOFFS ]
WELL, I SHOULDN'T BE.
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I SO DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE AARON
TO THAT PARTY.
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I KNEW IT WAS A BAD IDEA.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT HAPPENED?
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WE HAD A GREAT TIME,
IS WHAT HAPPENED.
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ARE HER EARS FUNNY?
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...AMAZING, AND NOW THEY...
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ARE THEY?
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MAYBE.
INTERESTING.
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THEY'RE KIND OF LIKE
LITTLE BAT EARS.
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IS THAT WHAT IT IS?
OH, NO.
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MM-MMM.
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WELL, IF WE GO TO SERIES,
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SHE COULD ALWAYS GET THEM
CLIPPED OR SOMETHING.
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WOULD SHE DO THAT?
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FOR A SERIES?
[ CHUCKLES ]
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THAT'S NOT FOR ME.
WHAT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
IS SHE A SHOW?
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MNH-MNH.
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SHE DOESN'T FEEL
LIKE A SHOW.
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SHE FEELS
MORE BEST-FRIENDY.
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THIS IS
FOR THE BEST FRIEND.
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OH!
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I DO.
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IS SHE TOO PRETTY
FOR THE BEST FRIEND?
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ONLY IF THE LEAD GIRL'S
ANOTHER BAT.
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[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
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SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE
I WENT TO CAMP WITH.
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WAS SHE A SHOW?
CAN WE GET HER?
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[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
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[ SIGHS ]
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WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
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I'M NOT GETTING
THE "BRILLIANT" THING.
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SHE'S GOT BIG HANDS.
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SHE'S LIKE
A LESS FUNNY WHAT'S-HER-NAME.
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MM.
MM.
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SLEEP WITH HIM?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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MM.
HER VOICE ANNOYS ME.
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I DON'T KNOW
HOW WE'RE GOING TO CAST THIS.
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THERE'S NOBODY GOOD LEFT.
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IT'S A BAD THING --
BAD THING.
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[ REMOTE CONTROL CLICKS,
INTERCOM BEEPS ]
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WOMAN: Carol?
Castor needs to see you.
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OKAY.
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Right away.
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OH.
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ALL RIGHT.
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KEEP GOING WITHOUT ME.
MM-HMM.
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I GUESS SOMETHING CAME UP.
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MMMM.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
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HELLO?
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SEAN, HI.
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IT'S EILEEN JAFFEE.
[ PANTS ]
Oh, hello.
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YOU SOUND OUT OF BREATH.
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I JUST GOT A NEW DESK.
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I THINK
I'VE GOT IT SET TOO HIGH.
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ALL RIGHT.
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SO,
KIM READ YOUR SCRIPT.
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THAT WAS FAST.
I know.
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AND, OF COURSE,
SHE LOVED, LOVED, LOVED IT.
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REALLY?
Mm-hmm.
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SHE SAID
SHE LAUGHED HER ASS OFF.
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SHE THOUGHT IT WAS FRESH.
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SHE THOUGHT
IT WAS DIFFERENT.
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SHE SAID
YOU GUYS BLEW HER SOCKS OFF.
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WOW.
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WELL, HOPEFULLY SHE HAS
SOMEONE TO BLOW THEM BACK ON.
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[ LAUGHS ]
I have no idea
what that means.
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ROBBIE!
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GLASSES.
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ANYWAY, HERE'S WHERE
IT GETS A LITTLE TRICKY.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"TRICKY"?
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[ SIGHS ]
SHE WANTS TO MAKE IT.
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AH.
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I KNOW WE SAID
THAT WAS OFF THE TABLE,
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BUT SHE SAID IT'S EXACTLY
WHAT SHE'S LOOKING FOR,
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AND SHE THINKS,
WITH THE RIGHT CASTING,
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THIS COULD BE
A BIG FUCKING HIT.
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OH, MY GOD.
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EILEEN: And, by the way,
did I tell you?
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KIM PASSES ON
ALMOST EVERYTHING.
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WELL, OBVIOUSLY,
IT'S INCREDIBLY FLATTERING,
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AND IF IT WERE JUST ME,
I'D DO IT IN A HEARTBEAT.
Well...
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MAYBE WE CAN GET BEV
ON BOARD.
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[ SIGHS ]
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I'D SAY IT'S UNLIKELY.
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NEVER HURTS TO ASK.
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THAT'S NOT ALWAYS TRUE,
BUT I'LL TALK TO HER TONIGHT.
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THE SOONER, THE BETTER.
No, I know.
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BUT I THINK IF I BROACH
IT IN THE MIDDLE OF A
HELLISH "PUCKS" DAY,
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SHE'S LESS LIKELY
TO RE-ENLIST.
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GOD. THEY'RE STILL
MAKING YOU SHOOT THOSE?
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IS NO ONE
LOOKING OUT FOR YOU GUYS?
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WHO'S
REPRESENTING YOU HERE?
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UH, NO ONE. WE'VE JUST STILL
GOT OUR AGENT FROM THE U.K. --
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STANLEY RICHARDSON.
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Oh. I know Stanley,
from my London days.
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HOW OLD MUST HE BE BY NOW?
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NO ONE KNOWS.
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EVERYONE ELSE HIS AGE
IS DEAD.
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I REMEMBER. HE MAKES
THE BEST CHRISTMAS COOKIES.
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OH, ABSOLUTELY.
HE'S FAMOUS FOR THEM.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
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IF THAT'S WHAT I'D WANT
MY AGENT TO BE FAMOUS FOR,
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BUT THEY ARE DELICIOUS.
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[ TYPEWRITER CLICKING,
BELL CHIMES ]
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I'M TELLING YOU, IT IS
THE HOTTEST SEX I HAVE EVER HAD.
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SO IT'S GONNA BE
ONE OF THOSE WALKS.
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WE'LL BE IN THE OFFICE,
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
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HE JUST, LIKE, WANTS ME
AND TAKES ME...
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RIGHT THERE!
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IT'S LIKE
NOTHING I'VE EVER --
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WELL, DIDN'T YOU AND MERC
SOMETIMES,
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YOU KNOW,
IN THE OFFICE?
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UH, YEAH.
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BUT IT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
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THIS IS LIKE "FIFTY SHADES
OF GREY" HOT.
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THAT WAS JUST...
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FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY.
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EW!
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GET THIS --
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WHEN WE'RE DOING IT,
HE WON'T LET ME LOOK AT HIM.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
TO LOOK AT HIM?
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NOPE.
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OF COURSE, I DO,
BUT ONLY WHEN HE'S NOT LOOKING.
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AND YOU LIKE THAT?
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WELL, HE LIKES IT, SO...
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I WANT TO MAKE HIM HAPPY.
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AND DO YOU GET TO TELL HIM
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?
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OH, HE DOESN'T LIKE IT
WHEN I TALK.
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EVER?
DURING.
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THAT'S NICE.
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IN FACT...
YES?
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...SOMETIMES HE PUTS
HIS HAND OVER MY MOUTH.
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OH, MY GOD.
CAN YOU BREATHE?
241
00:09:10,667 --> 00:09:13,667
[ Laughing ] YEAH.
THROUGH MY NOSE.
242
00:09:13,667 --> 00:09:17,333
AND SOMETIMES HE OPENS
HIS FINGERS A LITTLE BIT,
243
00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:20,333
OR I PRY THEM APART.
244
00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:21,875
MM!
245
00:09:21,875 --> 00:09:24,500
FUN.
246
00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:26,500
YOU EVER HEARD
OF ANYTHING LIKE THAT?
247
00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,917
NOT SINCE PATTY HEARST
WAS KIDNAPPED.
248
00:09:28,917 --> 00:09:30,250
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
249
00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:33,792
YOU THINK IT'S WEIRD?
[ SIGHS ]
250
00:09:33,792 --> 00:09:37,625
FAR BE IT FOR ME TO JUDGE
WHAT ANYONE DOES IN THE BEDROOM
251
00:09:37,625 --> 00:09:39,458
OR OVER A DESK.
252
00:09:39,458 --> 00:09:40,750
BUT YOU THINK
IT'S FUCKED UP?
253
00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:42,333
LITTLE BIT. YEAH.
254
00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:45,583
BUT...IF YOU'RE OKAY
WITH IT,
255
00:09:45,583 --> 00:09:47,208
AND YOU'RE HAVING FUN
THE REST OF THE TIME...
256
00:09:47,208 --> 00:09:48,834
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
257
00:09:48,834 --> 00:09:50,709
THOSE ARE THE TIMES.
258
00:09:50,709 --> 00:09:52,583
I MEAN, LIKE...
259
00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:54,041
WHEN YOU GO OUT TO DINNER.
260
00:09:56,375 --> 00:09:57,542
YOU DON'T GO OUT
TO DINNER?
261
00:09:57,542 --> 00:10:00,041
WELL, NOT YET.
262
00:10:00,041 --> 00:10:02,041
ANYTHING?
263
00:10:02,041 --> 00:10:05,041
MOVIES?
264
00:10:05,041 --> 00:10:06,500
HANGING OUT AT HIS HOUSE?
265
00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:09,125
OH, I HAVEN'T BEEN
TO HIS HOUSE YET.
266
00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:11,834
WE ONLY HAVE SEX
IN THE OFFICE.
267
00:10:11,834 --> 00:10:13,542
WE'RE TAKING IT SLOW.
268
00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,333
WHAT ARE YOU MAKING?
269
00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:30,625
OH. IT STARTED OUT
AS CHICKEN STIR-FRY.
270
00:10:30,625 --> 00:10:32,250
IT MAY HAVE GOT AWAY
FROM ME. [ GASPS ]
271
00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:34,250
ARE THOSE RAISINS?
272
00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:35,959
I'M TRYING TO USE UP
EVERYTHING IN THE CUPBOARD
273
00:10:35,959 --> 00:10:37,041
BEFORE WE GO HOME.
274
00:10:37,041 --> 00:10:38,583
AH.
275
00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:40,125
THAT'S
POTENTIALLY TERRIFYING.
276
00:10:40,125 --> 00:10:41,458
[ CHUCKLES ]
277
00:10:41,458 --> 00:10:42,917
OH.
YOU KNOW WHO CALLED?
278
00:10:42,917 --> 00:10:44,583
EILEEN JAFFEE.
279
00:10:44,583 --> 00:10:46,250
WHO'S EILEEN JAFFEE?
280
00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:47,917
THAT AGENT
WE MET AT THE RESTAURANT.
281
00:10:47,917 --> 00:10:49,125
OH. RIGHT.
282
00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:50,458
WHAT'D SHE WANT?
283
00:10:50,458 --> 00:10:52,667
SHE LOVED THE SCRIPT
WE SENT HER.
284
00:10:52,667 --> 00:10:54,208
AWW. THAT'S NICE.
285
00:10:54,208 --> 00:10:55,250
TASTE.
286
00:10:58,166 --> 00:10:59,500
WHAT'S SWEET?
287
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,625
AMARETTO BISCUITS.
WE HAD A FEW LEFT.
288
00:11:01,625 --> 00:11:04,417
RIGHT. YOU KNOW, NOT EVERYTHING
HAS TO BE AN INGREDIENT.
289
00:11:04,417 --> 00:11:05,333
[ CHUCKLES ]
290
00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:08,291
UH, ANYWAY...
291
00:11:08,291 --> 00:11:10,041
EILEEN LOVED THE SCRIPT
SO MUCH...
292
00:11:12,083 --> 00:11:13,291
MM?
293
00:11:13,291 --> 00:11:16,041
...SHE SENT IT
TO A FRIEND OF HERS
294
00:11:16,041 --> 00:11:17,875
WHO'S A BIG DEAL AT FOX
295
00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:21,375
WHO APPARENTLY ALSO
LOVED, LOVED, LOVED IT.
296
00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:23,917
HUH. THREE "LOVES."
297
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,625
THAT'S ALMOST TOO MANY.
MM. HM.
298
00:11:26,625 --> 00:11:29,583
ACCORDING TO EILEEN,
THIS WOMAN, KIM SOMETHING,
299
00:11:29,583 --> 00:11:31,083
WAS SO KNOCKED OUT...
300
00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:32,208
OH, DEAR GOD.
301
00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:33,458
...SHE WANTS TO MAKE IT.
302
00:11:36,542 --> 00:11:38,500
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
303
00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,291
THOUGHT WE SHOULD
AT LEAST DISCUSS IT.
304
00:11:40,291 --> 00:11:42,125
RIGHT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
305
00:11:42,125 --> 00:11:46,083
WELL, MY SIDE OF THE
CONVERSATION WILL BE BRIEF.
306
00:11:46,083 --> 00:11:47,542
YOU'RE THINKING NO.
307
00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:48,959
[ CHUCKLES ]
I'M THINKING NO.
308
00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:51,208
I'M PRAYING NO.
I'M BEGGING NO.
309
00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:53,667
WHICH IS WHAT I FIGURED
YOU'D SAY.
310
00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:55,834
LOOK, I GET IT.
311
00:11:55,834 --> 00:11:56,959
IT'S FLATTERING.
312
00:11:56,959 --> 00:12:00,375
OH, BUT THESE FUCKERS
ARE ALWAYS FLATTERING.
313
00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:02,291
THEY'RE
PROFESSIONALLY FLATTERING.
314
00:12:02,291 --> 00:12:03,333
HEH, RIGHT.
315
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:04,291
DARLING, PLEASE.
316
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,834
LET'S STICK TO THE PLAN.
317
00:12:05,834 --> 00:12:07,375
IT'S A GOOD PLAN.
318
00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:08,458
WE'RE GONE IN TWO WEEKS.
319
00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:10,333
WE'RE SO CLOSE.
320
00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:12,834
WE'RE THE VON TRAPPS
ESCAPING OVER THE ALPS.
321
00:12:12,834 --> 00:12:14,041
WE CAN MAKE IT.
322
00:12:14,041 --> 00:12:16,542
MARIA, PLEASE,
LET'S NOT GO BACK
323
00:12:16,542 --> 00:12:18,875
AND GIVE THE NAZIS
ONE MORE SONG.
324
00:12:18,875 --> 00:12:20,083
[ CHUCKLES ]
325
00:12:27,792 --> 00:12:30,709
DID I SEE JAMIE'S CAR IN FRONT
OF THE STAGE THIS MORNING?
YEAH. WHY?
326
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:33,542
SO, DOES THIS MEAN
YOU TWO ARE?
327
00:12:33,542 --> 00:12:34,750
OH, NO, NO, NO.
328
00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:36,834
SHE LEFT SOME OF HER CRAP
AT MY HOUSE,
329
00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:39,542
SO MY ASSISTANT WAS GIVING IT
BACK TO HER DRIVER.
330
00:12:39,542 --> 00:12:41,792
AH. YOUR ASSISTANT
AND HER DRIVER.
331
00:12:41,792 --> 00:12:44,041
SOUNDS LIKE
QUITE THE EMOTIONAL GOODBYE.
332
00:12:44,041 --> 00:12:46,583
UH, HEY, DON'T YOU START
GIVING ME SHIT, TOO.
333
00:12:46,583 --> 00:12:50,542
I'M SORRY, BUT I'M KIND OF
WITH BEV ON THIS ONE.
334
00:12:50,542 --> 00:12:52,875
WE WORKED SO BLOODY HARD
TO SAVE OUR RELATIONSHIP.
335
00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:56,208
AND YOU --
YOU JUST THROW IT AWAY LIKE...
336
00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:57,667
TISSUES.
337
00:12:57,667 --> 00:12:59,291
FUCK YOU.
338
00:12:59,291 --> 00:13:00,250
TISSUES.
339
00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:02,125
I'VE WORKED HARD
ON RELATIONSHIPS.
340
00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:03,375
[ SCOFFS ] RIGHT.
341
00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:04,667
[ SCOFFS ] I HAVE.
REALLY?
342
00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:07,208
YOU THINK
ME AND DIANE DIDN'T TRY?
343
00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:08,417
WE DID EVERYTHING WE COULD.
344
00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:09,458
WE WENT TO COUNSELING.
345
00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:10,500
WE HAD A THREESOME.
346
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,083
A THREESOME?
347
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,500
THAT'S YOUR IDEA
OF "WORKING HARD"?
348
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:16,458
IT IS IF YOU'RE
DOING IT RIGHT. HUH?
349
00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:20,792
AW, COME ON.
350
00:13:20,792 --> 00:13:22,458
ALL RIGHT.
YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH?
351
00:13:22,458 --> 00:13:24,500
HUH?
352
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:27,000
IT WAS A FUCKING DISASTER.
353
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:27,917
AW.
354
00:13:27,917 --> 00:13:30,125
YOUR THREESOME
WAS A DISASTER?
355
00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:30,917
IT WAS.
356
00:13:31,834 --> 00:13:34,917
LOOK, THE WHOLE THING
WAS DIANE'S IDEA.
357
00:13:34,917 --> 00:13:36,709
WE WERE ALREADY
IN THE SHITTER,
358
00:13:36,709 --> 00:13:38,875
AND SHE THOUGHT BRINGING IN
ANOTHER GIRL MIGHT HELP.
359
00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:40,750
AND, OF COURSE,
YOU DIDN'T SAY NO.
[ CHUCKLES ]
360
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:43,750
ANYWAY, DIANE
GETS THIS FRIEND OF HERS,
361
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:45,542
SOME GIRL
FROM HER YOGA CLASS.
362
00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:46,667
AND SHE'S TOTALLY UP
FOR IT.
363
00:13:46,667 --> 00:13:47,917
SO SHE COMES OVER.
364
00:13:47,917 --> 00:13:50,834
WE HAVE SOME WINE,
AND WE ALL GET INTO BED.
365
00:13:50,834 --> 00:13:53,041
AND THE DISASTROUS PART IS?
366
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:55,875
TURNS OUT I WAS INTO THE FRIEND
WAY MORE THAN DIANE.
367
00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:57,542
I MEAN, DIANE'S AWESOME,
368
00:13:57,542 --> 00:14:00,291
BUT SHE'S THE MOTHER
OF MY CHILDREN, SO...
369
00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:03,375
SO MORE DIFFICULT
TO OBJECTIFY?
370
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:05,542
NO, NO, NO.
371
00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:07,917
LOOSER PUSSY.
WHAT?
372
00:14:07,917 --> 00:14:10,291
YOU KNOW, YOU PUSH TWO KIDS
OUT OF THERE. IT'S...
373
00:14:10,291 --> 00:14:11,625
MM.
374
00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:13,375
BUT THIS OTHER GIRL WAS...
375
00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:14,875
[ SQUEAKING ]
376
00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:15,875
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
[ SIGHS ]
377
00:14:17,417 --> 00:14:18,583
HELLO?
378
00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:20,041
HI, HONEY.
IT'S EILEEN.
379
00:14:20,041 --> 00:14:22,125
DID YOU HAVE A CHANCE
TO TALK WITH BEV?
380
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:24,125
OHH.
Y-YES. YES, I DID.
381
00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:25,792
SO?
382
00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:27,375
SO PRETTY MUCH
AS WE EXPECTED.
383
00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:28,792
SHE SAID NO?
384
00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:29,834
SHE SAID NO.
385
00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:32,083
DON'T SUPPOSE
THERE'S ANY WIGGLE ROOM?
386
00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:34,583
UH, NO.
WE ARE SNUG.
387
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:37,375
[ SIGHS ]
WELL, WE TRIED.
388
00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:38,166
THAT WE DID.
389
00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:39,417
OH!
390
00:14:39,417 --> 00:14:41,709
MEANWHILE,
GUESS WHO I JUST TALKED TO.
391
00:14:41,709 --> 00:14:44,000
STANLEY RICHARDSON.
392
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,083
REALLY?
393
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:46,834
I had to call him
about another piece of business,
394
00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:48,333
BUT WE WERE TALKING
ABOUT YOU GUYS
395
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:52,041
AND HOW EXCITED FOX IS
ABOUT YOUR SCRIPT.
396
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:53,417
WHICH CAN'T HAPPEN.
397
00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:54,625
Which can't happen.
398
00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:57,458
BUT IF SOMETHING
DID HAPPEN,
399
00:14:57,458 --> 00:15:00,834
STANLEY SAID HE'D BE FINE
WITH US WORKING TOGETHER ON IT.
400
00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,625
HOW ARE YOU WITH THAT?
401
00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:05,000
BUT NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN.
402
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:05,959
EXACTLY.
403
00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:08,458
WELL, IF YOU WANT HALF
OF NOTHING,
404
00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:09,542
I'M SURE IT'S ALL RIGHT.
405
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,458
[ LAUGHS ] GREAT!
406
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:14,291
WELL, I'LL CALL KIM
AND GIVE HER THE BAD NEWS.
407
00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:15,792
[ SIGHS ]
DO YOU BELIEVE THIS?
408
00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:18,250
I'VE GOT THE ONLY CLIENTS
WHO DON'T WANT A SHOW PICKED UP!
409
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,166
AAH!
410
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:20,542
OH. SORRY ABOUT THAT.
411
00:15:20,542 --> 00:15:22,667
Oh, please.
Don't give it another thought.
412
00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:24,041
HAVE A GOOD ONE, SWEETIE.
413
00:15:24,041 --> 00:15:25,125
BYE-BYE.
414
00:15:26,709 --> 00:15:29,583
ROBBIE, CAN I HAVE
MY COCONUT WATER NOW,
415
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:31,792
OR SHOULD I JUST
GO FUCK MYSELF?!
416
00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:34,375
[ BOTH PANTING ]
417
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,041
UM...OKAY.
418
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,208
[ PANTING ]
419
00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:01,417
WOW!
420
00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:03,542
THAT WAS SO...
421
00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:04,667
IS IT OKAY TO TALK NOW?
422
00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:06,583
YEAH, YEAH.
423
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:09,417
OH, GOOD.
[ CHUCKLES ]
424
00:16:09,417 --> 00:16:11,625
THAT WAS GREAT.
425
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:13,250
HAVE YOU SEEN MY PHONE?
426
00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:16,041
WHAT?
427
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,417
OH.
428
00:16:17,417 --> 00:16:18,625
OH, THERE IT IS.
429
00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:23,875
UH...
430
00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:25,458
HOO!
[ CHUCKLES ]
431
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:29,583
SO, UH...
432
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:34,166
...YOU WANT
TO DO SOMETHING?
433
00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:35,917
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
434
00:16:35,917 --> 00:16:40,917
YOU KNOW, LIKE, MAYBE GO OUT
FOR DINNER OR...
435
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,667
NO.
OH. OKAY.
436
00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:46,458
MAYBE ANOTHER NIGHT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
437
00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:48,500
ANYTHING ELSE
YOU WANT TO DO?
438
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:52,291
WANT TO GET MY CAR WASHED.
439
00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:54,291
OH.
440
00:16:54,291 --> 00:16:55,750
GREAT.
441
00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:57,083
GREAT.
442
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,458
GOOD IDEA
443
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:04,458
WHO WANTS A CORN DOG?
444
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:05,417
NAH.
445
00:17:05,417 --> 00:17:06,625
THAT'S OKAY.
446
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:07,625
LET ME REPHRASE THAT.
447
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:10,333
I WANT A CORN DOG.
448
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,166
DADDY?
YEAH?
449
00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:14,375
THERE'S THAT LADY
WHO MOMMY HATES.
450
00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:16,041
WELL, THAT COULD BE
A LOT OF PEOPLE.
451
00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:19,750
OH, JESUS.
452
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:22,792
UH, OKAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
453
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:26,583
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GO PLAY ON
THE MASSAGE CHAIR AT BROOKSTONE,
454
00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:28,166
AND I'LL MEET YOU THERE
IN A LITTLE WHILE, OKAY?
455
00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:29,166
OKAY!
HURRY.
456
00:17:29,166 --> 00:17:32,542
I'LL RACE YOU.
457
00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:36,625
SERIOUSLY?
458
00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:38,333
OH, MY GOD!
HI!
459
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:39,375
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
460
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:41,291
I'M HERE WITH MY KIDS.
461
00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:42,834
IF DIANE FINDS OUT
YOU'RE STILL DOING THIS,
462
00:17:42,834 --> 00:17:44,291
I AM TOTALLY FUCKED!
463
00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:46,000
I'M NOT! I SWEAR.
RIGHT.
464
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,500
YOU'RE TELLING ME
THIS IS A COINCIDENCE?
465
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,333
YEAH. I GUESS SOMETIMES
THEY REALLY HAPPEN.
466
00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:50,875
COME ON.
I'M NOT STUPID.
467
00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:52,208
WE'VE BEEN HERE
TOO MANY TIMES.
468
00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:53,667
I WASN'T, REALLY.
469
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:54,750
Joe: LABES!
470
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:56,458
HEY.
HEY.
471
00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:57,291
HI.
472
00:17:57,291 --> 00:17:58,750
SORRY.
473
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,166
I HAD
TO PARK ON THE STREET.
474
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:02,917
CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE
FUCKERS ARE CHARGING
TO PARK HERE NOW?
475
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:04,333
IT'S OKAY.
I JUST GOT HERE, TOO.
476
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,500
HEY.
OH.
477
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,208
JOE, THIS IS MATT.
MATT, JOE.
478
00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:09,542
YOU'RE...WOW.
479
00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:11,792
OH. HEY.
480
00:18:11,792 --> 00:18:12,875
HOW DO YOU GUYS...
481
00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:15,792
UH, SO, BACK
WHEN I WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE,
482
00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:18,500
MATT WAS
MY MAKE-A-WISH WISH.
483
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:19,959
NO SHIT.
YEAH.
484
00:18:19,959 --> 00:18:22,041
AND WE'VE STAYED FRIENDS
EVER SINCE.
485
00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:24,625
YEAH.
THAT'S, UH...
486
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:25,959
YEAH.
487
00:18:25,959 --> 00:18:27,041
VERY COOL.
488
00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:28,041
I LOVE YOUR SHOW.
489
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:29,208
SERIOUSLY?
490
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,208
"PUCKS"?
491
00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:31,458
WHAT'S "PUCKS"?
492
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:32,750
RIGHT. UH...
493
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:34,000
THANK YOU.
494
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,625
SO, YOU GUYS...
495
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:36,792
YOU'RE LIKE...
496
00:18:36,792 --> 00:18:38,750
YEAH.
WE ARE LIKE.
497
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,291
SO, WHEN DID --
498
00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:42,542
HOW DID YOU...
499
00:18:42,542 --> 00:18:44,291
REMEMBER THE LAST TIME
THAT I SAW YOU?
500
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,875
UH...YEAH.
501
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,750
SO, THE NEXT DAY,
I'M, LIKE, IN STARBUCKS.
502
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:50,208
AND YOU KNOW
HOW THEY CALL YOUR NAME?
503
00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:51,792
WELL, THIS GUY LAUGHS...
504
00:18:51,792 --> 00:18:53,208
LIKE IT'S FUNNY.
505
00:18:53,208 --> 00:18:54,959
COME ON! "LABIA"?
506
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,709
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
JUST FUCKING WITH THEM.
507
00:18:56,709 --> 00:18:57,750
YEAH. SO I'M LIKE, "LOOK,
508
00:18:57,750 --> 00:18:59,750
SORRY IF IT'S NOT
AS INTERESTING AS 'JOE.'"
509
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:00,542
IT WAS ON MY CUP.
510
00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:01,792
SURE.
511
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,709
SO, ANYWAY, WE GOT TO TALKING,
AND THEN --
512
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:06,750
I DON'T KNOW --
WE GOT TO DOING OTHER STUFF.
513
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:08,417
AND WE'RE STILL DOING IT.
514
00:19:08,417 --> 00:19:09,875
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
515
00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:11,792
SO, HOW ARE YOU?
ARE YOU WELL?
516
00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:13,750
YEAH. I'M WELL.
517
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:14,917
ARE YOU...WELL?
518
00:19:14,917 --> 00:19:17,083
YEAH. I AM.
I'M GOOD.
519
00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:18,583
IT'S HEALTHY.
520
00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:19,709
OH.
521
00:19:19,709 --> 00:19:21,125
WE'RE "HEALTHY"?
522
00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:22,709
YEAH.
WE'RE VERY HEALTHY.
523
00:19:22,709 --> 00:19:24,542
OKAY.
MM.
524
00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:26,333
IT'S BETTER
WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT.
525
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:29,125
WELL, ANYWAY, WE'RE GONNA
GO GET TATTOOS, SO...
526
00:19:29,959 --> 00:19:31,125
IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.
YEAH.
527
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:32,125
TAKE CARE.
528
00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:33,125
YEAH.
529
00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:35,291
UH...SEE YOU AROUND.
530
00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:36,959
OR NOT.
531
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:51,792
THE KIDS.
I --
532
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:56,125
SO, I SPOKE TO KIM
ABOUT THE SCRIPT.
533
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:57,959
OF COURSE,
SHE'S HEARTBROKEN.
534
00:19:57,959 --> 00:19:59,041
BUT SHE'S A BIG GIRL.
535
00:19:59,041 --> 00:19:59,959
She gets it.
536
00:19:59,959 --> 00:20:01,917
WELL, THANK HER AGAIN
FOR US.
537
00:20:01,917 --> 00:20:03,625
If you want,
you can thank her yourself.
538
00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:06,125
SHE'D LOVE TO TAKE
YOU GUYS TO LUNCH
539
00:20:06,125 --> 00:20:07,458
BEFORE YOU FLY HOME.
540
00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:09,208
REALLY?
She just wants to meet you
541
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,000
and tell you
what a huge fan she is.
542
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,667
UH...
543
00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:15,667
LET ME TALK TO BEV
AND SEE IF SHE'S UP FOR IT.
544
00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:17,417
NO PRESSURE.
LET ME KNOW.
545
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,333
SEE IF SHE'S UP FOR WHAT?
546
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:21,792
THAT WOMAN FROM FOX
WANTS TO TAKE US TO LUNCH.
547
00:20:21,792 --> 00:20:22,917
DIDN'T --
BUP-BUP-BUP!
548
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:24,959
SHE TOTALLY GETS
THAT SHE CAN'T HAVE OUR SCRIPT.
549
00:20:24,959 --> 00:20:27,333
THEN WHY --
SHE JUST WANTS TO TELL US
WHAT A BIG FAN SHE IS.
550
00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:28,291
WHICH WE ALREADY KNOW.
551
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:30,166
THANK YOU,
WOMAN FROM FOX.
552
00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:31,667
MIGHT BE NICE.
553
00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:33,083
FREE LUNCH.
554
00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:35,333
DARLING, I'D HAPPILY PAY
FOR HER COBB SALAD
555
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:37,083
IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO BE THERE
WHEN SHE EATS IT.
556
00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:38,709
SO THAT'S A NO, THEN?
557
00:20:38,709 --> 00:20:41,917
IT'S A NO,
WITH BLUE CHEESE ON THE SIDE.
558
00:20:41,917 --> 00:20:45,000
[ TYPEWRITER CLICKING ]
559
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:49,834
SO,
YOU'RE DOWN TO, WHAT --
560
00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:51,667
TWICE A WEEK
WITH THE SERITAXYL?
561
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,375
RIGHT.
562
00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:57,166
STILL EXPERIENCING
ANY UNWANTED, UH...
563
00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:59,208
ERECTILE INCIDENTS?
564
00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:00,834
SOME.
NOT AS MANY.
565
00:21:00,834 --> 00:21:02,458
GOOD. IN THAT CASE,
566
00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:05,041
WE CAN PROBABLY STOP
WITH THE SERITAXYL ENTIRELY
567
00:21:05,041 --> 00:21:06,792
AND START INCREASING
THE LIMATRAN.
568
00:21:06,792 --> 00:21:09,208
THAT ONE DOESN'T
MAKE YOU HORNY, DOES IT?
569
00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:11,208
NO.
IN FACT, QUITE THE OPPOSITE.
570
00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:13,792
SOMETIMES THERE'S ACTUALLY
A LESSENING OF SEXUAL INTEREST.
571
00:21:13,792 --> 00:21:14,834
OH. GOOD.
572
00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:18,542
FROM YOUR LIPS
TO MY DICK.
573
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:27,291
ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU WANTED --
FOR HER TO GET OVER YOU?
574
00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:28,709
YEAH. SURE.
575
00:21:28,709 --> 00:21:31,458
BUT BEING DUMPED
BY YOUR STALKER?
576
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,792
COME ON, NOW.
577
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:34,750
YOU HAD A GOOD RUN.
578
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:36,291
I GUESS.
579
00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:39,750
IT'S JUST WEIRD KNOWING I'LL
PROBABLY NEVER HAVE ANOTHER ONE.
580
00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:41,750
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.
581
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:43,500
NAH.
THAT WAS IT.
582
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:46,750
YOU THINK HARRISON FORD'S
STILL GETTING STALKERS?
583
00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:48,166
OR WARREN BEATTY?
584
00:21:48,166 --> 00:21:50,208
THERE'S A WINDOW.
585
00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:53,667
WE LEAD
VERY DIFFERENT LIVES.
586
00:21:56,083 --> 00:22:00,834
YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD
OTHER STALKERS, BUT...
587
00:22:00,834 --> 00:22:02,625
NOTHING LIKE THIS.
588
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:05,250
THIS WAS 15 YEARS.
589
00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:07,250
I MET HER
WHEN SHE WAS A KID.
590
00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:09,917
THEY GROW UP SO FAST.
591
00:22:09,917 --> 00:22:11,667
NO, SERIOUSLY.
592
00:22:11,667 --> 00:22:16,083
IT'S PROBABLY THE LONGEST
RELATIONSHIP OF MY LIFE.
593
00:22:16,083 --> 00:22:18,417
THAT'S NOT DISTURBING
AT ALL.
594
00:22:18,417 --> 00:22:20,667
ALL THOSE YEARS
I PUT UP WITH HER SHIT...
595
00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:22,417
NOW SHE DECIDES IT'S OVER?
596
00:22:22,417 --> 00:22:23,917
OH, COME ON.
IT'S FOR THE BEST.
597
00:22:23,917 --> 00:22:26,208
YOU KNOW IT IS.
YEAH, YEAH.
598
00:22:26,208 --> 00:22:29,875
BUT SHE'S SEEMED
SO...OVER ME.
599
00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:31,875
YOU KNOW?
600
00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:33,875
LIKE I WAS
JUST SOME...PERSON.
601
00:22:35,834 --> 00:22:39,458
I USED TO LOOK INTO HER EYES
AND SEE THE CRAZY.
602
00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:41,667
TODAY...
603
00:22:41,667 --> 00:22:44,125
NOTHING.
604
00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:45,375
IT WAS LIKE...
605
00:22:47,291 --> 00:22:49,458
LIKE THE LIGHT WENT OUT.
606
00:22:51,709 --> 00:22:54,291
[ TYPEWRITER CLICKING ]
607
00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:59,917
NOW HE DOESN'T EVEN WANT
TO HAVE SEX WITH ME.
608
00:22:59,917 --> 00:23:01,500
NEVER?
NOPE.
609
00:23:03,125 --> 00:23:04,875
HE WON'T LET ME TOUCH HIM.
610
00:23:04,875 --> 00:23:05,959
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
611
00:23:05,959 --> 00:23:06,959
HE'S DISTANT.
612
00:23:06,959 --> 00:23:08,291
HE'S MOODY.
613
00:23:08,291 --> 00:23:10,041
ALTHOUGH FROM THE SOUNDS
OF IT,
614
00:23:10,041 --> 00:23:12,750
HE WAS
ALWAYS DISTANT AND MOODY.
615
00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:15,583
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE
IS, NOW HE'S NOT FUCKING
YOU OVER A DESK.
616
00:23:15,583 --> 00:23:17,083
I KNOW.
617
00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:18,667
[ SCOFFS ]
[ SIGHS ]
618
00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:20,834
WHAT DID I DO?
619
00:23:20,834 --> 00:23:22,875
MAYBE I PUSHED TOO HARD.
620
00:23:22,875 --> 00:23:24,917
DID I PUSH TOO HARD?
621
00:23:24,917 --> 00:23:27,625
ALL I DID WAS ASK HIM
IF HE WANTED TO HAVE DINNER.
622
00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:29,875
OH, YOU DEMANDING BITCH.
623
00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:32,333
WELL, THEN WHY?
624
00:23:32,333 --> 00:23:33,709
DOES IT MATTER?
625
00:23:33,709 --> 00:23:35,792
JUST BE THANKFUL
THAT IT'S OVER.
626
00:23:35,792 --> 00:23:38,125
[ GASPS ]
YOU REALLY THINK IT'S OVER?
627
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:40,166
I HOPE SO.
628
00:23:40,166 --> 00:23:41,917
FROM EVERYTHING YOU SAID,
629
00:23:41,917 --> 00:23:44,125
HE'S EMOTIONALLY DETACHED...
630
00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:46,208
POSSIBLY A MISOGYNIST.
631
00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:48,375
HE WOULDN'T LET YOU
LOOK AT HIM
632
00:23:48,375 --> 00:23:50,709
OR TALK TO HIM
WHEN YOU'RE HAVING SEX.
633
00:23:50,709 --> 00:23:53,542
LISTEN, YOU CAN FIND
NEGATIVE THINGS
634
00:23:53,542 --> 00:23:55,458
TO SAY ABOUT ANYBODY.
635
00:23:55,458 --> 00:23:58,917
HE COVERED YOUR MOUTH
WITH HIS HAND.
636
00:23:58,917 --> 00:24:00,834
NOT ALWAYS!
637
00:24:00,834 --> 00:24:02,208
[ SCOFFS ]
638
00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:04,208
FINE!
639
00:24:04,208 --> 00:24:06,333
OH, GOD.
640
00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:09,041
WHY DOES THIS
KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?
641
00:24:09,041 --> 00:24:12,583
AM I
EVER GONNA BE HAPPY?
642
00:24:12,583 --> 00:24:13,917
YES.
643
00:24:13,917 --> 00:24:14,750
REALLY?
644
00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:16,917
I DON'T KNOW.
645
00:24:16,917 --> 00:24:18,875
[ SIGHS ]
646
00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:20,000
I...
647
00:24:22,208 --> 00:24:25,000
I ALWAYS JUST ASSUMED
THAT, ONE DAY,
648
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,875
I'D END UP
WITH SOME GREAT GUY
649
00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:32,083
WHO'S NOT MARRIED
AND NOT FUCKED UP.
650
00:24:32,083 --> 00:24:34,000
BUT WHAT IF THIS IS IT?
651
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:38,083
WHAT IF THIS ISN'T THE SHIT
I HAVE TO GO THROUGH
652
00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:39,583
TO GET TO THE GOOD PART?
653
00:24:39,583 --> 00:24:44,166
WHAT IF THIS
IS THE GOOD PART?
654
00:24:44,166 --> 00:24:46,583
[ SIGHS ]
655
00:24:46,583 --> 00:24:48,166
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
656
00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:51,083
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
657
00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:53,417
OH, I'M SURE IT'S JUST THIS,
BUT...
658
00:24:55,458 --> 00:24:58,667
[Voice breaking]
...YOU'RE MAKING ME VERY SAD.
659
00:24:58,667 --> 00:25:00,709
[ SOBS ]
660
00:25:00,709 --> 00:25:02,208
OH, MY GOD.
661
00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:06,792
MY LIFE
IS MAKING YOU CRY?
662
00:25:06,792 --> 00:25:08,959
[ Crying ]
OH, MY GOD!
663
00:25:08,959 --> 00:25:10,250
OH, NO, NO.
664
00:25:10,250 --> 00:25:12,083
NO, DON'T YOU START!
665
00:25:12,083 --> 00:25:13,792
I'M SORRY!
666
00:25:13,792 --> 00:25:15,458
NO.
667
00:25:15,458 --> 00:25:17,834
[ CRYING ]
NO, I'M SORRY!
668
00:25:17,834 --> 00:25:22,375
NO! I'M SORRY!
669
00:25:22,375 --> 00:25:25,208
[ BOTH SOBBING ]
670
00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:33,500
IS -- IS THERE ANY MORE
671
00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:36,291
OF THAT CHICKEN-RAISIN-COOKIE
SHIT?
672
00:25:36,291 --> 00:25:38,792
OH, THERE'S TONS.
673
00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:42,959
OH.
674
00:25:44,583 --> 00:25:46,542
[ TYPEWRITER CLICKING ]
675
00:25:49,417 --> 00:25:52,000
I'M AFRAID
IT'S A NO ON LUNCH.
676
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,500
AW. REALLY?
677
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:55,625
BEV JUST ISN'T UP FOR IT.
678
00:25:55,625 --> 00:25:57,750
WE'VE GOT A LOT TO DO.
679
00:25:57,750 --> 00:25:59,166
STARTING TO PACK
AND WHATNOT.
680
00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:00,375
GOTCHA.
681
00:26:00,375 --> 00:26:02,250
WELL, THAT'S FINE.
682
00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:04,291
UNLESS YOU WANT TO DO IT
WITHOUT HER.
683
00:26:04,291 --> 00:26:05,750
OH.
684
00:26:05,750 --> 00:26:06,667
UM...
685
00:26:08,083 --> 00:26:10,125
I DON'T THINK SO.
686
00:26:10,125 --> 00:26:11,667
IT FEELS A LITTLE WEIRD.
687
00:26:11,667 --> 00:26:15,667
SWEETIE, IT'S A SANDWICH,
NOT A BLOW JOB.
688
00:26:15,667 --> 00:26:17,625
ALTHOUGH SHE REALLY WANTS
THAT SCRIPT.
689
00:26:17,625 --> 00:26:19,083
RIGHT. [ CHUCKLES ]
690
00:26:19,083 --> 00:26:20,291
And you'll love Kim.
691
00:26:20,291 --> 00:26:23,208
SHE USED TO RUN COMEDY CENTRAL,
SO YOU KNOW SHE'S FUNNY.
692
00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:24,333
UH-HUH.
693
00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:25,875
Look, it's your call.
694
00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:27,375
JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
695
00:26:34,041 --> 00:26:38,041
OH, THERE SHE IS!
696
00:26:38,041 --> 00:26:40,375
HI, SWEETIE!
697
00:26:40,375 --> 00:26:41,375
HELLO.
698
00:26:41,375 --> 00:26:43,333
MWAH! MWAH!
699
00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:47,667
KIM SALLY, AS PROMISED,
THIS IS SEAN LINCOLN.
700
00:26:47,667 --> 00:26:50,333
HELLO.
OH. PLEASE.
701
00:26:50,333 --> 00:26:52,041
ACTUALLY, DO IT AGAIN.
NO, NO.
702
00:26:52,041 --> 00:26:54,125
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
LET'S TAKE A SEAT.
703
00:26:54,125 --> 00:26:56,750
OH, I'M SO SORRY
WE'RE THIS LATE.
704
00:26:56,750 --> 00:27:00,583
THERE WAS CRAZY TRAFFIC,
AS PER USUAL IN THIS TOWN.
705
00:27:00,583 --> 00:27:02,125
[ TYPEWRITER CLICKING ]
REALLY, THAT'S I GUESS
MY PROGRAM
706
00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:04,959
TO BE AS LATE
AS WE WERE.
707
00:27:04,959 --> 00:27:06,041
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
708
00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:07,709
LET'S RUN IT AGAIN, OKAY?
MM-HMM.
709
00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:09,417
I GO TO KICK YOU
IN THE HEAD.
YEAH.
710
00:27:09,417 --> 00:27:11,083
YOU DUCK UNDER MY LEG...
RIGHT.
711
00:27:11,083 --> 00:27:12,458
...GRAB THE LEG...
YEAH.
712
00:27:12,458 --> 00:27:13,542
...THEN KICK MY OTHER LEG
OUT FROM UNDER ME.
713
00:27:13,542 --> 00:27:15,583
OKAY. GOT IT.
LET'S DO IT.
714
00:27:15,583 --> 00:27:16,583
YOU DON'T NEED
TO MARK IT AGAIN?
715
00:27:16,583 --> 00:27:17,625
NO, NO, NO. I'M GOOD.
LET'S GO.
716
00:27:17,625 --> 00:27:18,667
OKAY. ON 3.
717
00:27:18,667 --> 00:27:20,083
1...2...
718
00:27:20,083 --> 00:27:21,542
WAIT.
IS IT ON 3 --
719
00:27:21,542 --> 00:27:22,917
[ THUD ]
720
00:27:24,166 --> 00:27:26,166
YOU'RE SHITTING ME.
721
00:27:26,166 --> 00:27:27,709
YOU'RE SURE?
722
00:27:27,709 --> 00:27:30,458
THIS IS AWESOME!
723
00:27:30,458 --> 00:27:33,125
WELL, LET ME KNOW.
GOOD NEWS?
724
00:27:33,125 --> 00:27:36,625
YOU KNOW THAT GUY WHO GOT
MY PART IN THE NBC PILOT?
725
00:27:36,625 --> 00:27:39,041
AH.
ANTHONY PAWNER SMITH.
726
00:27:39,041 --> 00:27:40,875
JUST HAD
A KICKBOXING ACCIDENT.
727
00:27:40,875 --> 00:27:43,041
[ Singsongy voice ]
PARALYZED!
728
00:27:43,041 --> 00:27:43,917
OH, MY GOD.
729
00:27:43,917 --> 00:27:45,083
[ Normal voice ]
TEMPORARILY,
730
00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:47,166
BUT LONG ENOUGH
THAT HE CAN'T DO THE PILOT.
731
00:27:49,959 --> 00:27:53,875
THE MAN IS PARALYZED.
732
00:27:53,875 --> 00:27:56,125
TEMPORARILY!
733
00:27:56,125 --> 00:27:58,250
JESUS!
734
00:27:58,250 --> 00:28:00,667
BE HAPPY FOR ME FOR ONCE!
735
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WE ARE BACK, BABY!
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