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IF WE'RE HAVING
A PROBLEM FORNICATIONALLY,
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THEN WE SHOULD DISCUSS IT.
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WE'VE GOT
TO GET OVER THIS.
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YES, WELL, IT'S A LOT EASIER
FOR YOU TO GET OVER IT.
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I'VE GOT TO GET...UP
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AND OVER IT,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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I HATE MY DICK.
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WHY AREN'T YOU
DOING MY PILOT?
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YOU'D BE SO RIGHT FOR IT.
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MAYBE JUST GIVE IT A READ.
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NO, THAT'S OKAY.
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WHAT ARE YOU READING?
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THAT ASSHOLE'S SCRIPT.
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IT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT.
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OH, THE BLOODY NERVE.
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TRYING TO POACH YOU
FROM US?
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AND THAT YOU WOULD
EVEN CONSIDER...
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LITTLE SHIT WEASEL.
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HOW ARE THE NEW MEDS
WORKING OUT?
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EVERYTHING MAKES ME HARD.
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THIS MORNING
WHEN I WAS GETTING GAS,
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I GOT A BONER PUTTING THE NOZZLE
INTO THE TANK.
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[ Voice breaking ]
I NEVER CRY AT WORK.
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WELL, I'D HUG YOU,
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BUT OBVIOUSLY,
I'M ALL SWEATY AND --
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I DON'T MIND.
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[ TYPEWRITER CLICKING,
BELL CHIMES ]
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[ WIND WHISTLING ]
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[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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ARE YOU SURE
THAT'S WHAT IT WAS?
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I AM TELLING YOU,
HE'S HUGGING ME,
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AND I'M THINKING,
"OOH, HIS ARMS ARE SO HARD."
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THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN,
IT'S LIKE, "FUCK HIS ARMS.
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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"
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UNBELIEVABLE.
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I KNOW!
NO.
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MY "UNBELIEVABLE" IS NOT
A GOOD "UNBELIEVABLE."
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OH, COME ON.
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JUST KNOWING HE'S FEELING
WHAT I'M FEELING,
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AND BELIEVE ME,
I FELT WHAT HE'S FEELING.
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HAS HISTORY
TAUGHT YOU NOTHING?
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YOU HAVE BEEN DOWN
THIS ROAD BEFORE.
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BUT WITH MERC.
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IF I KNEW I COULD ONLY GO DOWN
THE ROAD ONE TIME,
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THAT'S NOT WHO I WOULD'VE
GONE DOWN IT WITH!
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LOOK,
YOU ASKED MY OPINION --
DID I?
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ALL RIGHT,
I OFFERED YOU MY OPINION.
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AND I HEAR
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING,
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BUT THEN I LOOK AT CASTOR,
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AND HE'S SO BRILLIANT
AND SEXY AND POWERFUL!
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HE'S YOUR BOSS.
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I KNOW!
HE'S THE WHOLE PACKAGE!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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SO, THE SIDE EFFECTS
HAVEN'T LESSENED AT ALL?
NO.
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YESTERDAY, I HAD TO GIVE
THIS STUPID WOMAN
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WHO WORKS FOR ME A HUG,
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AND SHE WAS ALMOST IMPALED
ON IT!
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ALL RIGHT. WE'LL START
CUTTING BACK ON YOUR DOSAGE.
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CUTTING BACK? NO.
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CAN'T WE JUST STOP?
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NOT WITH THIS MEDICATION.
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WE HAVE TO
WEAN YOU OFF SLOWLY.
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JUST SO YOU KNOW,
WHEN YOU SAID "WEAN,"
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I GOT A LITTLE HARD.
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YOU REALIZE WE'RE HALFWAY UP
THIS MOUNTAIN,
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ALL WE'VE TALKED ABOUT
IS YOUR BOSS' ERECTION.
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OKAY, FINE.
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ANY ERECTIONS
YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?
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NOPE.
REALLY?
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NO.
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YOU AND SEAN STILL NO --
NO.
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HAVE YOU THOUGHT
ABOUT SEEING SOMEONE,
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LIKE A COUPLE'S COUNSELOR
OR SOMETHING?
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I COULD ASK MY SHRINK
TO RECOMMEND SOMEONE.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU HAVE A SHRINK?
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UH-HUH.
HE'S REALLY GOOD.
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REALLY?
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Matt: HELLO?
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IN HERE!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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THAT IS THE BEST
"HELLO" EVER.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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DON'T MOVE.
I'M COMING IN FOR A KISS.
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MM.
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ALMOST DONE.
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NO RUSH.
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UH, WHAT HAPPENED
TO ALL THE PAINTINGS?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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THE PAINTINGS THAT WERE HANGING
ON THE WALLS?
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THEY'RE NOT.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
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YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
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NO. I DIDN'T KNOW.
WHICH ONES?
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UH, THE ONE
OVER THE FIREPLACE.
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THE DIEBENKORN'S GONE?
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ASSUMING
THAT'S A PAINTING, YEAH.
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AND THE ONE BY THE DOOR,
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AND THE CREEPY BABY FACE
IS GONE.
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OH, MY GOD!
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HANG ON.
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YEP, EVERYTHING
IN HERE, TOO.
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I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
IS ANYTHING ELSE MISSING?
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I DON'T KNOW. UH...
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LOOKS LIKE
JUST THE PAINTINGS.
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WHO ELSE BESIDES ME
HAS YOUR GATE CODE?
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MARIA,
MY ASSISTANT, MISSY.
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OHH, JESUS.
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WHAT?
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OHH.
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OH, THAT MOTHERFUCKER.
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HE STILL HAS YOUR CODE?
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EVEN HE WOULDN'T DO THIS.
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MERC?
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HE'D TOTALLY DO THIS.
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THINK OF ALL THE SHIT
HE DID TO YOU
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WHEN YOU WEREN'T
DIVORCING HIM.
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I'M CALLING HIM.
NO, DON'T CALL HIM.
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OH, I'M CALLING HIM.
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PLEASE, JUST LET MY LAWYERS
HANDLE IT.
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NO, SOMEONE'S GOT TO TELL HIM
WHAT A GIANT ASSHOLE HE IS.
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BELIEVE ME, I'VE TOLD HIM.
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PLEASE, STAY OUT OF IT.
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FOR ME.
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[ GROANS ]
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DID YOU PUT
YOUR PHONE AWAY?
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YES.
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DID YOU?
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YES.
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THANK YOU.
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WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THIS
NETWORK PRESS THING TONIGHT?
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OH, I FORGOT.
THAT'S TONIGHT?
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YEAH, IT'S THIS STUPID COCKTAIL
PARTY FOR THE TV CRITICS.
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THE NETWORKS DO IT
EVERY YEAR.
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SERIOUSLY?
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THE PEOPLE WHO WROTE ALL
THE NASTY THINGS ABOUT US,
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WE HAVE TO HAVE CANAPéS
WITH THEM?
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YEAH, IT'S NOT AS MUCH FUN
AS IT SOUNDS.
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AND THERE'S NO
GETTING OUT OF IT?
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NOT UNLESS YOU'RE ON
A HIT SHOW.
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SO THERE'S NO
GETTING OUT OF IT.
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THERE YOU ARE.
READY?
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FOR WHAT?
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OH, SHIT.
THAT'S NOW?
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WHAT'S NOW?
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NOTHING.
IT'S A...PRIVATE THING.
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WHAT KIND OF PRIVATE THING?
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WELL, IT'S A THING,
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AND IT'S PRIVATE.
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YOU'RE REALLY NOT
GONNA TELL ME?
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NO.
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NO. SEE YOU TONIGHT.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?
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WHO GIVES A SHIT?
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SO, HAVE, UH,
EITHER OF YOU EVER BEEN
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TO A SEX THERAPIST BEFORE?
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W-WE WERE
UNDER THE IMPRESSION
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THAT YOU WERE
A COUPLE'S COUNSELOR.
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SPECIALIZING IN SEX THERAPY.
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[ Sotto voice ]
BLOODY HELL.
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WE WERE NOT AWARE.
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THANKS, CAROL.
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OH, SO THIS ISN'T
A SEXUAL ISSUE
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THAT YOU'RE HERE
TO DEAL WITH?
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WELL, IT IS.
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IT IS.
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ALL RIGHT,
THEN WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME
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A LITTLE BIT ABOUT
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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OKAY.
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WE HAVE RECENTLY
BEEN THROUGH A, UM...
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A BIT OF A ROUGH PATCH
IN OUR MARRIAGE,
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WHICH WE HAVE BOTH WORKED
VERY HARD TO GET PAST.
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UNFORTUNATELY...
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IT HAS LEFT US
WITH CERTAIN...
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UH, RAMIFICATIONS.
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SEXUAL?
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SEXUAL. YES.
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SEXUAL.
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SEXUAL.
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SAY IT ANOTHER 10 TIMES.
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I'M SORRY,
IT IS SEXUAL.
NINE MORE.
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SEAN, LET ME
ASK YOU A QUESTION.
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ARE YOU ABLE TO ACHIEVE
AN ERECTION?
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I'D REALLY RATHER NOT SAY.
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IF YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU...
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THAT IS WHY WE'RE HERE.
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[ SIGHS ] FINE.
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SO, ARE YOU?
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AM I WHAT?
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ARE YOU ABLE
TO ACHIEVE AN ERECTION?
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MM-HMM.
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DO YOU FIND IT DIFFICULT
TO MAINTAIN YOUR ERECTION
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TO COMPLETE INTERCOURSE?
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I'D RATHER NOT SAY.
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YES.
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DO YOU MASTURBATE?
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HER OR ME?
YOU.
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I'D RATHER NOT SAY.
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[ TYPEWRITER KEYS CLACKING ]
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BEVERLY, I'D LIKE
TO TRY AN EXERCISE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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IF YOUR VAGINA COULD SPEAK
TO SEAN RIGHT NOW,
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WHAT WOULD IT SAY TO HIM?
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IF MY VAGINA COULD SPEAK,
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WE'D BE HAVING AN ENTIRELY
DIFFERENT SET OF PROBLEMS.
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I SENSE YOUR DISCOMFORT.
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BUT, PLEASE.
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[ SCOFFS ] OKAY.
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UH...
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[ SIGHS ]
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I SUPPOSE,
IF IT COULD SPEAK...
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[ SIGHS ]
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...IT WOULD WANT HIM
TO KNOW --
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NO. NO. NO.
AS YOUR VAGINA TO SEAN.
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[ Deep, goofy voice ]
HI, SEAN.
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[ TYPEWRITER KEYS CLACKING ]
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HAVE YOU TWO THOUGHT ABOUT
ALTERNATIVES TO INTERCOURSE?
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PERHAPS YOU COULD
PLEASURE EACH OTHER ORALLY
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OR ENGAGE IN ANAL PLAY.
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MM, ABSOLUTELY.
MM-HMM.
221
00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:46,542
TAKE ME HOME.
I WANT TO GO HOME.
222
00:09:51,417 --> 00:09:53,583
[ Deep, goofy voice ]
THOUGH OTHERS HAVE BEEN IN ME,
223
00:09:53,583 --> 00:09:56,542
YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT.
224
00:09:58,709 --> 00:10:02,000
[ TYPEWRITER KEYS CLACKING,
BELL DINGS ]
225
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:05,709
SEAN, AS YOU FIND YOURSELF
LOSING YOUR ERECTION --
226
00:10:05,709 --> 00:10:07,083
OH, GOOD,
WE'RE BACK ON THAT.
227
00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:08,625
...DO YOU THINK
THAT THERE'S ANYTHING
228
00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:10,208
THAT BEVERLY
COULD DO DIFFERENTLY?
229
00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:12,875
NO.
230
00:10:12,875 --> 00:10:14,875
NO? MAYBE SOMETHING
THAT SHE USED TO DO,
231
00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:17,709
OR FOR SOME FANTASY?
NO.
232
00:10:17,709 --> 00:10:20,041
MAYBE SOMETHING
THAT THIS OTHER WOMAN DID.
233
00:10:20,041 --> 00:10:21,417
OH, GOD, NO.
234
00:10:21,417 --> 00:10:24,417
LOOK...
IT'S NOT ABOUT SEX.
235
00:10:24,417 --> 00:10:26,250
WELL --
IT'S NOT.
236
00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:27,500
I HATE TO DISAPPOINT YOU.
237
00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:29,417
I REALIZE
THAT'S YOUR THING,
238
00:10:29,417 --> 00:10:32,083
AND I'M SORRY IF THIS
LEAVES YOU OUT OF THE MIX,
239
00:10:32,083 --> 00:10:35,000
BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO US
HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH...
240
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,208
COPULATION.
241
00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:40,709
AND I'M SPEAKING
FOR MY COCK HERE, AS WELL.
242
00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:42,500
WELL, SO THEN,
WHAT IS IT ABOUT?
243
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,834
TRUST.
244
00:10:47,834 --> 00:10:48,750
TRUST?
245
00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:51,250
RIGHT.
246
00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,959
IT'S NOT ABOUT SEX.
IT'S NOT EVEN ABOUT LOVE.
247
00:10:53,959 --> 00:10:56,709
LOVE'S THE EASY BIT.
248
00:10:56,709 --> 00:11:02,542
IT TURNS OUT,
FINDING TRUST WITH SOMEONE,
249
00:11:02,542 --> 00:11:05,959
FEELING SAFE,
250
00:11:05,959 --> 00:11:07,750
THAT'S...
251
00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:14,625
AND WHEN I FINALLY FOUND IT,
I THOUGHT,
252
00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:19,417
"WELL, THERE YOU GO.
THAT'S IT."
253
00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:22,500
BUT...
254
00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:26,417
WHEN THE TRUST
GOES AWAY,
255
00:11:26,417 --> 00:11:28,667
WHEN YOU CAN'T
FEEL IT ANYMORE...
256
00:11:31,709 --> 00:11:34,458
...I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU GET IT BACK.
257
00:11:39,458 --> 00:11:42,959
SOMETIMES I THINK...
258
00:11:42,959 --> 00:11:44,333
WHAT?
259
00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:47,583
SOMETIMES I THINK
260
00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:51,458
MAYBE WE'VE SOMEHOW...
261
00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:54,709
BROKEN SOMETHING
FUNDAMENTAL...
262
00:11:54,709 --> 00:11:56,709
THAT CAN'T BE FIXED.
263
00:12:10,709 --> 00:12:12,417
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
264
00:12:17,834 --> 00:12:19,542
ARE YOU CRAZY?
265
00:12:19,542 --> 00:12:22,875
YOU HAD TO TELL HER
ABOUT THE FUCKING PAINTINGS.
266
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:25,709
SHE WAS FINE UNTIL
YOU OPENED YOUR BIG MOUTH.
267
00:12:25,709 --> 00:12:28,291
THREE WEEKS, SHE DIDN'T EVEN
KNOW THAT THEY WERE GONE!
268
00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:30,875
NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN,
IT'S, "OH, I NEED MY PAINTINGS.
269
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,917
I CAN'T FEEL THE PRESENCE
OF MY ART."
270
00:12:33,917 --> 00:12:35,166
GOD, YOU'RE A DICK.
271
00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:36,250
THEN SUCK ME.
272
00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:39,083
JUST STAY OUT OF
MY GODDAMN BUSINESS!
273
00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:40,417
OR WHAT?
YOU'LL CANCEL MY SHOW?
274
00:12:40,417 --> 00:12:42,750
OH, WAIT, YOU CAN'T,
BECAUSE THEY CANCELED YOU.
275
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:45,291
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GLAD I DIDN'T CANCEL YOU.
276
00:12:45,291 --> 00:12:47,709
I LIKE KNOWING YOU'RE STUCK
IN THAT PIECE OF SHIT.
277
00:12:47,709 --> 00:12:48,875
IT FEELS GOOD.
278
00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:50,417
OH, YEAH?
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FEELS GOOD?
279
00:12:50,417 --> 00:12:55,000
PUTTING MY PENIS
INSIDE YOUR WIFE'S VAGINA.
280
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,417
OH. LOOK WHO WENT
TO MEDICAL SCHOOL.
281
00:12:57,417 --> 00:12:58,875
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU CAN HAVE HER.
282
00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:00,750
I ALREADY GOT HER.
WELL, KEEP HER!
283
00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:02,959
BY THE WAY,
IS THE WHOLE BLIND THING
284
00:13:02,959 --> 00:13:04,750
GETTING
A LITTLE TIRED YET?
285
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,500
WAIT TILL YOU WATCH HER
EAT SOUP.
286
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:07,917
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
287
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,375
GET THE HELL
OUT OF MY DRIVEWAY,
288
00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:11,250
AND YOU BETTER PUT THOSE
FUCKING PAINTINGS BACK.
289
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,625
OR WHAT?
290
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,458
[ SCOFFS ]
YOU DON'T SCARE ME.
291
00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:15,792
HUH?
I'M SERIOUS.
292
00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:17,291
YOU DO NOT WANT
TO MESS WITH THIS.
293
00:13:19,291 --> 00:13:21,000
I SWEAR TO GOD!
294
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,583
YOU ARE SO LUCKY
THAT I HAVE DINNER PLANS.
295
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:26,250
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER, REVS ]
296
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,000
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
297
00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:47,750
WE'RE ALL REALLY EXCITED ABOUT
THE SHOW MOVING TO SATURDAY.
298
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,250
TALK A LITTLE MORE
ABOUT THAT.
299
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:52,041
WELL, THERE'S SO LITTLE ORIGINAL
PROGRAMING ON SATURDAYS.
300
00:13:52,041 --> 00:13:54,792
IT GIVES US A CHANCE TO REACH
A WHOLE NEW AUDIENCE.
301
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,667
SO, BASICALLY,
YOU'RE HOPING TO DO WELL
302
00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:58,291
ONLY BECAUSE
THERE'S NOTHING ELSE ON.
303
00:13:58,291 --> 00:13:59,834
YEAH.
304
00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:02,166
HMM.
305
00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:06,375
I NEVER SAW IT, BUT WHEN
YOU DID THE SHOW IN ENGLAND,
306
00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:09,000
IT WAS A BIG HIT, RIGHT?
UH-HUH.
307
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,083
IS THERE SOMETHING
WE'RE NOT GETTING?
308
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:14,834
YOU'RE NOT GETTING THE SHOW
WE DID IN ENGLAND!
309
00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:16,333
[ CHUCKLES ]
EXCUSE ME.
310
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,375
CAN I JUST STEAL THESE TWO
FOR A SEC?
311
00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:19,500
SURE.
312
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,667
[ Singsong voice ]
YOU'RE WELCOME.
313
00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:23,583
MY GOD, DOES ANYONE
LIKE OUR SHOW?
314
00:14:23,583 --> 00:14:25,291
PROBABLY.
315
00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:28,208
OOH.
316
00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:30,375
THERE HE IS.
317
00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:31,500
THERE WHO IS?
318
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:35,000
CASTOR.
319
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,333
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
320
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:39,750
I THINK HE'S THE CLIFF,
AND YOU'RE THELMA AND LOUISE.
321
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:42,875
YEAH.
I'D DRIVE OFF THAT.
322
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:47,458
OKAY, SO WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED
TALKING BUSINESS,
323
00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:49,250
I'LL BE OVER AT THE BAR.
324
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:51,125
LOOK AT HIM.
325
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:53,041
HE'S UNDER SO MUCH PRESSURE.
326
00:14:53,041 --> 00:14:55,834
THIS IS, LIKE,
HIS FIRST OFFICIAL THING.
327
00:14:55,834 --> 00:14:58,375
IT'S GOT TO BE SO HARD.
328
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,375
ANYWAY...
329
00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:02,458
OH, BY THE WAY --
AT SOME POINT,
330
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:04,542
WE NEED TO HAVE
A LITTLE CHAT
331
00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:07,291
ABOUT OUR VISIT
TO THE "COUNSELOR" TODAY.
332
00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:09,333
OH, RIGHT.
HOW'D IT GO?
333
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:10,959
NOT NOW.
NO, TELL ME.
334
00:15:10,959 --> 00:15:16,041
YOU MIGHT HAVE MENTIONED
SHE'S A SEX THERAPIST.
335
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,291
DIDN'T I?
NO.
336
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,667
NO?
NO!
337
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,625
SHE TALKED
ABOUT ANAL PLAY.
338
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,542
MAYBE LET'S DO THIS LATER.
339
00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:23,375
LET'S.
340
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,166
I HAVE MATT LeBLANC
COMING IN.
341
00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:29,583
SO, MORNING AND THE BOYS
ARE HERE ALREADY,
342
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:32,083
AND STOKE'S NOT COMING.
YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
343
00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:34,000
HOW THE HELL
DID HE GET OUT OF IT?
344
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,083
HE'S SHOOTING
SOME V05 COMMERCIAL.
345
00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:37,417
FUCKING HAIR.
346
00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:39,333
THE IMPORTANT THING
IS THAT YOU'RE HERE.
347
00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:41,250
EVERYBODY'S VERY EXCITED
TO TALK TO YOU.
348
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:43,291
GREAT.
I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT VODKA.
349
00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:44,542
CAN YOU GET ME A VODKA?
350
00:15:44,542 --> 00:15:46,792
I CAN.
ANYTHING YOU NEED, I'M HERE.
351
00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:47,959
UH, VODKA.
352
00:15:47,959 --> 00:15:49,208
ABSOLUTELY.
353
00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:51,125
FIRST, LET'S JUST GO THROUGH
A FEW QUICK TALKING POINTS.
354
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:52,417
YEAH. YEAH.
355
00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:54,792
YOU'RE REALLY PSYCHED ABOUT
"PUCKS'" BIG MOVE TO SATURDAY.
356
00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:57,542
IT'S A GREAT OPPORTUNITY
FOR THE SHOW,
357
00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:59,083
FEELS LIKE A FRESH START,
358
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:02,417
AND IT'S A CHANCE TO ATTRACT
A WHOLE NEW AUDIENCE.
359
00:16:02,417 --> 00:16:03,625
ANYTHING ELSE?
360
00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:05,000
VODKA?
361
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,291
THERE YOU GO.
362
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:17,959
I GOT TO ASK, WHAT MADE YOU
COME BACK IN THIS?
363
00:16:17,959 --> 00:16:20,709
UH, A NEW BANK
OPENED DOWN THE STREET,
364
00:16:20,709 --> 00:16:22,542
AND I WANTED TO FILL IT UP.
365
00:16:22,542 --> 00:16:24,291
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
NO, SERIOUSLY,
366
00:16:24,291 --> 00:16:27,458
AFTER BEING ON A HIT,
THIS HAS GOT TO BE ROUGH, NO?
367
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:29,208
NAH.
I'M HAVING A BLAST.
368
00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:32,458
VERY EXCITED ABOUT THE SHOW
MOVING TO SATURDAY.
369
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,291
[ Enunciating ]
SATURDAY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
370
00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:35,834
EVEN THOUGH
YOU'RE BARELY ON IT NOW?
371
00:16:35,834 --> 00:16:38,750
[ Chuckling ]
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
372
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:40,083
HOW COME ALL OF A SUDDEN,
373
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,625
NO ONE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT
MY HAIR TURNING GRAY?
374
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,208
[ CHUCKLES POLITELY ]
375
00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:46,041
NO OFFENSE, IT'S NOT REALLY
YOUR SHOW ANYMORE.
376
00:16:46,041 --> 00:16:48,375
WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING
TO CAUSE TROUBLE HERE?
377
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,375
IT'S STILL MY SHOW.
[ CHUCKLES ]
378
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:52,125
IS IT?
379
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,166
[ CHUCKLES UNEASILY ]
380
00:16:58,166 --> 00:17:00,500
I SWEAR,
THEY NEVER SHOWED IT TO US.
381
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:01,458
LOOK AT THAT!
382
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:03,208
I'M SMALLER
THAN THE FUCKING PUCK!
383
00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:04,458
HEY, CAN I HAVE
A DAIQUIRI, PLEASE?
384
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,959
HEY, MATT.
385
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,542
BRUNO AIKEN,
HOUSTON SENTINEL.
386
00:17:09,542 --> 00:17:10,667
HOW YOU DOING?
387
00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:13,000
HEY.
388
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,166
[ Pointedly ] HEY.
389
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:17,041
YOU'RE THE GUY
WHO CALLED ME FAT.
390
00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:18,875
[ CHUCKLES ]
UH, I DON'T -- I DON'T --
391
00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:22,083
IN YOUR REVIEW.
YOU CALLED ME FAT.
392
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,709
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
YOU'RE 10 TIMES FATTER THAN ME.
393
00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:26,333
WELL --
394
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:28,041
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T TELL
FROM THAT TINY PICTURE
395
00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:29,000
IN YOUR STUPID COLUMN
396
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000
AND WITH THE BEARD
AND EVERYTHING,
397
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,583
BUT THAT'S ALL FACE
UNDER THERE.
398
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:32,667
WOW!
399
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,041
SO, YOU KNOW WE'RE MOVING
TO SATURDAY?
400
00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:50,834
HOW MUCH LONGER DO YOU THINK
WE HAVE TO STAY?
401
00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:52,917
I DON'T KNOW.
[ SIGHS ]
402
00:17:52,917 --> 00:17:54,208
SHIT.
403
00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:55,500
WHAT?
OVER THERE.
404
00:17:57,375 --> 00:18:00,083
OH. PLEASE, GOD,
DON'T LET HIM SEE US.
405
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:02,458
I SWEAR,
I CANNOT FACE HIM TONIGHT.
406
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:04,875
IF I HEAR ONE MORE,
"BEV, GUESS WHAT?
407
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,083
I FARTED,
AND AN OSCAR CAME OUT."
408
00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:08,417
ALL RIGHT,
IF HE MOVES TOWARDS US,
409
00:18:08,417 --> 00:18:10,083
LET'S JUST PRETEND --
FUCK, HE SAW US.
410
00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:11,709
OH, GOD,
PLEASE DON'T COME OVER.
411
00:18:11,709 --> 00:18:13,834
PLEASE DON'T COME OVER.
IS HE COMING OVER?
412
00:18:13,834 --> 00:18:16,375
NO.
413
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:20,083
WELL, THAT'S ODD.
414
00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:21,750
SURE IT'S HIM?
OF COURSE IT'S HIM.
415
00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:22,792
LOOK AT THE PONCY SCARF.
416
00:18:22,792 --> 00:18:23,583
MAYBE HE DIDN'T SEE US.
417
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:25,500
OH, HE SAW US.
418
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:26,625
LOOK,
HE JUST SAW US AGAIN.
419
00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:28,041
AND NOTHING!
420
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:29,083
DIDN'T EVEN WAVE!
421
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:31,375
HE'S BLOWING US OFF.
422
00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:34,834
THAT LITTLE SHIT!
423
00:18:34,834 --> 00:18:37,458
GIVE ME A VODKA,
AND THEN ANOTHER VODKA.
424
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:40,917
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
STARING AT?
425
00:18:40,917 --> 00:18:42,583
THAT DICK WHISTLE
ANDREW LESLEY.
426
00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:43,959
ANDREW LESLEY'S HERE?
427
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:49,959
ANDREW. HEY!
428
00:18:49,959 --> 00:18:52,083
MONSIEUR LeBLANC!
429
00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:53,834
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
430
00:18:53,834 --> 00:18:56,333
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
431
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:58,959
OH, I-I JUST SHOT A PILOT
WITH A NETWORK.
432
00:18:58,959 --> 00:19:00,375
PLUS THE ONE FOR NBC?
433
00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:01,583
I KNOW.
434
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:04,000
I WORRY THERE WON'T BE ENOUGH
OF ME TO GO AROUND.
435
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,709
LISTEN, I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE
TO TELL YOU.
436
00:19:06,709 --> 00:19:08,250
I LOVED YOUR SCRIPT.
437
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:09,417
YOU DID NOT.
438
00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:10,959
OH, MY GOD,
ARE YOU KIDDING?
439
00:19:10,959 --> 00:19:13,000
WELL, EVERYONE SAYS IT,
BUT STILL.
440
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,625
SO, UH, WHERE ARE YOU
WITH CASTING?
441
00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:15,875
IN HELL, THANKS TO YOU.
442
00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,917
Y-YOU POSITIVELY RUINED ME.
443
00:19:17,917 --> 00:19:20,792
NOW I CAN ONLY HEAR YOUR VOICE
IN MY HEAD.
444
00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:22,208
WELL, KEEP HEARING IT,
445
00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:24,458
'CAUSE THEY'RE TRYING "PUCKS"
ON A NEW NIGHT,
446
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:26,166
AND IF IT DOESN'T WORK...
447
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,458
NOW YOU'RE JUST
BEING A TEASE.
AH.
448
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:31,375
HEY, STOP TEASING ME.
[ CHUCKLES ]
449
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:32,750
LOOK AT THEM.
450
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:34,166
WHAT AN ASSHOLE.
451
00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:35,208
WHICH ONE?
452
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,667
TAKE YOUR PICK.
453
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:39,083
LOOK, IT'S NO SECRET
WE'RE IN LAST PLACE.
454
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:41,667
GOOD NEWS IS,
WE HAVE NOWHERE TO GO BUT UP.
455
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:44,500
AND YES, I'M AWARE
THAT'S NOT VERY GOOD NEWS.
456
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,166
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
457
00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:48,041
IT'S GOT TO FEEL LIKE YOUR
SCHEDULE'S IN FREE FALL, THOUGH.
458
00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:50,667
I THINK ALL NETWORK TV's
IN FREE FALL.
459
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:54,208
WE'RE JUST THE FIRST ONES
PUSHED OUT OF THE PLANE.
460
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:57,959
DOES IT WORRY YOU THAT YOU'VE
NEVER RUN A NETWORK BEFORE?
461
00:19:57,959 --> 00:19:59,375
[ Mockingly ] WHAT?
462
00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:00,417
[ LAUGHTER ]
463
00:20:00,417 --> 00:20:02,166
OKAY, LOOK,
WHAT CAN I SAY?
464
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:05,208
THE LAST GUY WHO HAD THIS JOB
RAN THE NETWORK FOR YEARS.
465
00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:07,959
UNFORTUNATELY, HE RAN
THE NETWORK INTO THE GROUND.
466
00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:14,500
Man: SO, YOU'RE SAYING THIS IS
ALL MERC LAPIDUS' MESS?
467
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:18,750
I'M SORRY, WHAT?
468
00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:22,208
MERC'S MESS?
469
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:23,625
UH, NO.
470
00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:26,500
UH, LOOK, I COULD EASILY
PIN IT ALL ON HIM,
471
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:29,500
BUT IT'S A TOTALLY DIFFERENT
LANDSCAPE TODAY.
472
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:34,208
WE'RE NOT...JUST COMPETING
AGAINST EACH OTHER.
473
00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:35,333
THERE ARE...
474
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:39,500
THERE ARE ALL THESE...
475
00:20:40,709 --> 00:20:42,083
...NEW PLATFORMS.
476
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:51,500
EXCUSE ME.
477
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:00,750
HEY, THERE.
478
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:02,375
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
479
00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:04,375
I'M FINE.
GO BACK TO THE PARTY.
480
00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:11,083
LOOK, I GET IT.
481
00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:13,291
IT'S HARD.
482
00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:16,000
YOU...
483
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,917
YOU CAN TELL?
484
00:21:17,917 --> 00:21:20,250
OF COURSE I CAN TELL.
485
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:21,583
OH, JESUS.
486
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:24,291
YOU THINK...
EVERYONE CAN TELL?
487
00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:26,583
NO!
NO, YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
488
00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:27,917
[ SIGHS ]
489
00:21:27,917 --> 00:21:30,417
BUT I TOTALLY GET
WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH.
490
00:21:30,417 --> 00:21:31,834
YOU DO?
491
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,625
TOTALLY.
492
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,500
NOW, LISTEN TO ME.
493
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,959
YOU ARE NOT ALONE IN THIS,
494
00:21:37,959 --> 00:21:40,291
NO MATTER HOW HARD IT GETS,
495
00:21:40,291 --> 00:21:44,917
AND BELIEVE ME,
IT CAN ALWAYS GET HARDER.
496
00:21:44,917 --> 00:21:47,250
[ GROANS ]
I DON'T THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE.
497
00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:49,625
I'M HERE FOR YOU.
498
00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:51,458
WHATEVER YOU NEED.
499
00:21:51,458 --> 00:21:54,667
REALLY?
500
00:21:54,667 --> 00:21:59,417
[ BOTH PANTING ]
501
00:22:18,875 --> 00:22:22,125
WELL,
DON'T YOU LOOK PRETTY.
502
00:22:22,125 --> 00:22:24,834
I DIDN'T REALIZE
THE DRESS CODE THIS MORNING
503
00:22:24,834 --> 00:22:26,834
WAS COCKTAIL DISHEVELED.
504
00:22:26,834 --> 00:22:28,375
[ LAUGHS ]
505
00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:31,667
I TRIED CALLING, BUT THERE'S
NO RECEPTION UP HERE.
506
00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:33,750
I CAN'T DO THIS TODAY.
507
00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:34,667
IS IT THE HEELS?
508
00:22:34,667 --> 00:22:35,875
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
509
00:22:35,875 --> 00:22:40,375
I NEVER GOT HOME
LAST NIGHT.
510
00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:41,667
I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE
511
00:22:41,667 --> 00:22:43,667
THE HIKING OUTFIT
DID LOOK FAMILIAR.
512
00:22:43,667 --> 00:22:45,583
DON'T BE MAD.
513
00:22:45,583 --> 00:22:47,500
CASTOR?
514
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:50,166
[ Sighing ] OH, MY GOD.
515
00:22:50,166 --> 00:22:51,000
YOU SLEPT WITH HIM.
516
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000
I SWEAR,
517
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,750
THERE WAS NO SLEEPING.
518
00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:55,834
IT WAS INSANE!
519
00:22:55,834 --> 00:23:00,417
HE WENT LITERALLY --
LITERALLY ALL NIGHT.
520
00:23:00,417 --> 00:23:03,500
I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE IT.
521
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:07,834
MERC ON A GOOD DAY, PLUS VIAGRA,
MAYBE 10 MINUTES.
522
00:23:07,834 --> 00:23:08,875
[ GROANS ]
523
00:23:08,875 --> 00:23:10,917
THIS WAS SUPERHUMAN.
524
00:23:10,917 --> 00:23:13,375
CALENDAR PAGES
WERE FLYING OFF.
525
00:23:13,375 --> 00:23:17,500
FLOWERS WERE COMING UP
AND OPENING, AND DYING.
526
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:18,875
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
527
00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:21,250
I GUESS, HMM, NO OFFENSE,
528
00:23:21,250 --> 00:23:23,041
BUT I DEFINITELY HATE YOU.
529
00:23:23,041 --> 00:23:25,417
WHAT? [ GASPS ]
OH, GOD. SORRY.
530
00:23:25,417 --> 00:23:27,458
NO, NO.
DON'T FEEL BAD.
531
00:23:27,458 --> 00:23:29,959
IT'S NOT AT ALL
LIKE TELLING GANDHI
532
00:23:29,959 --> 00:23:32,166
ABOUT HOW YOU ATE
A WHOLE HAM.
533
00:23:32,166 --> 00:23:33,917
I--
534
00:23:33,917 --> 00:23:37,709
IF IT HELPS,
I'M REALLY SORE!
535
00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:39,709
DOESN'T HELP!
536
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,458
[ PHONE RINGS ]
537
00:23:54,875 --> 00:23:56,625
HELLO, THERE.
538
00:23:56,625 --> 00:23:58,041
HEY.
539
00:23:58,041 --> 00:24:00,917
JUST THOUGHT YOU'D BE HAPPY TO
KNOW THE PAINTINGS ARE BACK.
540
00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:02,083
REALLY?
541
00:24:02,083 --> 00:24:03,750
Up on the walls
and everything.
542
00:24:03,750 --> 00:24:05,125
THAT'S GREAT.
543
00:24:05,125 --> 00:24:07,583
THANK YOU FOR, UH,
STAYING OUT OF IT.
544
00:24:07,583 --> 00:24:09,083
I KNOW THAT WASN'T EASY.
545
00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:10,875
Ah...
546
00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:13,041
I'm just happy
it all worked out.
547
00:24:13,041 --> 00:24:15,417
SO, AM I SEEING YOU LATER?
548
00:24:15,417 --> 00:24:18,667
Definitely.
Maybe go to the beach?
549
00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:22,250
OH, SOUNDS GREAT.
I AM DYING FOR A SWIM.
550
00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:25,458
MAYBE AFTER,
WE COULD GO OUT SOMEWHERE.
551
00:24:25,458 --> 00:24:26,917
How about Nobu?
552
00:24:26,917 --> 00:24:29,458
NOBU?
I LOVE NOBU.
553
00:24:36,959 --> 00:24:39,083
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
554
00:24:39,083 --> 00:24:42,125
I DON'T KNOW.
JUST LOOKING.
555
00:24:42,125 --> 00:24:44,166
WOULD YOU LIKE A CHAIR?
556
00:24:44,166 --> 00:24:45,667
NO.
557
00:24:45,667 --> 00:24:47,709
WANT TO DO SOMETHING?
558
00:24:47,709 --> 00:24:49,750
SURE.
559
00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:51,041
WHAT?
560
00:24:51,041 --> 00:24:52,125
ANYTHING.
I DON'T CARE.
561
00:24:52,125 --> 00:24:53,458
LIKE A MOVIE OR SOMETHING?
562
00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:55,250
MM...
SO, NOT ANYTHING.
563
00:24:55,250 --> 00:24:57,291
NOT REALLY
IN A MOVIE MOOD.
564
00:24:57,291 --> 00:25:01,709
WE COULD JUST STAY AT HOME
AND PLEASURE EACH OTHER ORALLY.
565
00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:03,500
[ Laughing ] OH, MY GOD!
566
00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:04,667
THAT WAS THE WORST HOUR
OF MY LIFE.
567
00:25:04,667 --> 00:25:07,500
SO THEN, UH, NOT UP
FOR A LITTLE, UH, ANAL PLAY?
568
00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:08,667
SAW AN ANAL PLAY ONCE.
569
00:25:08,667 --> 00:25:09,959
[ LAUGHS ]
570
00:25:09,959 --> 00:25:11,667
WAS IT SHITTY?
IT WAS.
571
00:25:11,667 --> 00:25:13,166
THAT'S WHY WE GET
THE BIG BUCKS!
572
00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:14,667
[ CHUCKLES ]
573
00:25:14,667 --> 00:25:16,458
WILL YOU EVER RECOVER
FROM THAT?
574
00:25:16,458 --> 00:25:18,542
NEVER.
PERMANENTLY TRAUMATIZED.
575
00:25:18,542 --> 00:25:21,875
BY THE WAY, WHY DOES
YOUR VAGINA SOUND LIKE YODA?
576
00:25:21,875 --> 00:25:25,000
[ LAUGHS ]
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
577
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,792
[ As Yoda ]
"PENETRATE ME, YOU COULD.
578
00:25:26,792 --> 00:25:30,000
LUBRICATED, I AM."
SHUT UP.
579
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,208
"SOMETIMES, LIKE POPCORN,
I SMELL."
580
00:25:32,208 --> 00:25:34,667
STOP IT! [ LAUGHS ]
581
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000
WE'RE NOT BROKEN.
582
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,417
YOU DON'T THINK?
[ CHUCKLES ]
583
00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:45,667
MAYBE A LITTLE CRACKED.
584
00:26:02,458 --> 00:26:04,208
WOW.
585
00:26:04,208 --> 00:26:05,667
DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.
586
00:26:05,667 --> 00:26:07,208
NO!
587
00:26:07,208 --> 00:26:09,166
[ CHUCKLES ]
588
00:26:09,166 --> 00:26:10,834
WHAT WAS DIFFERENT
THIS TIME?
589
00:26:10,834 --> 00:26:11,834
I HAVE NO IDEA.
590
00:26:11,834 --> 00:26:13,834
WE HAVE TO REMEMBER
EVERYTHING WE DID.
591
00:26:13,834 --> 00:26:14,709
OH, I'LL REMEMBER.
592
00:26:14,709 --> 00:26:15,875
[ CHUCKLES ]
593
00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:17,625
SHOULD WE DO IT AGAIN
JUST TO MAKE SURE?
594
00:26:17,625 --> 00:26:18,542
REALLY?
595
00:26:18,542 --> 00:26:20,083
MM-HMM.
[ LAUGHS ]
596
00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:23,166
THAT DOCTOR WAS A GENIUS.
597
00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:26,458
OH, SHIT.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
598
00:26:26,458 --> 00:26:27,917
SERIOUSLY?
599
00:26:27,917 --> 00:26:29,417
WE MISSED OUR SHOW.
600
00:26:29,417 --> 00:26:30,417
WHAT SHOW?
601
00:26:30,417 --> 00:26:31,583
"WHAT SHOW?"
602
00:26:31,583 --> 00:26:32,709
OH!
603
00:26:32,709 --> 00:26:34,417
RIGHT, IT'S SATURDAY!
604
00:26:34,417 --> 00:26:36,625
[ SIGHS AIRILY ]
605
00:26:36,625 --> 00:26:37,750
OH, WELL.
606
00:26:37,750 --> 00:26:38,917
OH, YEAH.
607
00:26:42,375 --> 00:26:43,792
Sean: UNBELIEVABLE.
608
00:26:43,792 --> 00:26:47,333
WE LOST TO SOMETHING CALLED
"STORAGE WARS: TEXAS"?
609
00:26:47,333 --> 00:26:49,083
WHICH WAS A REPEAT,
BY THE WAY.
610
00:26:49,083 --> 00:26:52,792
WE ALSO LOST
TO "WICKED TUNA,"
611
00:26:52,792 --> 00:26:54,625
"JERSEYLICIOUS,"
612
00:26:54,625 --> 00:26:56,500
"SWAMP PEOPLE."
613
00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:59,166
OH, SHIT.
I MISSED "SWAMP PEOPLE."
614
00:26:59,166 --> 00:27:00,333
THIS IS NOT GOOD, YOU GUYS.
615
00:27:00,333 --> 00:27:02,250
ALL RIGHT, BUT THIS IS
JUST THE FIRST WEEK.
616
00:27:02,250 --> 00:27:04,208
THEY'VE GOT TO GIVE THE AUDIENCE
A CHANCE TO FIND US.
617
00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:09,583
I MEAN,
THEY'VE GOT TO, RIGHT?
618
00:27:21,542 --> 00:27:24,125
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619
00:27:51,959 --> 00:27:52,959
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