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IT'S ALL GONNA BE BETTER.
YOU'LL SEE.
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I'm gonna be better.
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[ SIREN WAILS ]
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D.U.I.?
YOU GOT ME.
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LOOKS LIKE WE DID.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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CAROL'S GETTING MERC'S JOB.
I'M NOT GOOD WITH SECRETS.
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?
PLEASE,
YOU CANNOT REPEAT THIS.
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WAIT. SO IT'S NOT
CASTOR SOTO?
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HMM?
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NO, I'VE NEVER MET HIM.
BUT COME ON!
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[ Laughing ] CASTOR SOTO!
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WHAT A COUP.
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I SPENT A NIGHT HERE
WITH ROB.
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WHAT NIGHT?
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WEDNESDAY.
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OH!
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GAH! OH-H-H!
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[ TYPEWRITER CLICKING,
BELL CHIMES ]
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[ WIND WHISTLING ]
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[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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YOU...
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YOU SLEPT WITH ROB?
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YES.
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YOU "SLEPT WITH HIM"
SLEPT WITH HIM?
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I-I...
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DID.
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YOU ONLY DATED HIM,
WHAT -- TWICE?
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RIGHT, TWICE.
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SO, ON 50% OF YOUR DATES,
YOU SLEPT WITH ROB.
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OR YOU -- YOU COULD SAY
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I ONLY SLEPT WITH HIM
ON HALF OUR DATES.
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WOW.
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WHAT?
NOTHING. I JUST...
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I NEVER THOUGHT
OF YOU AS...
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WHAT?
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EASY.
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[ SCOFFS ] EASY?
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WELL, YOU WOULDN'T SLEEP WITH ME
UNTIL OUR FIFTH DATE.
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YOU WERE MARRIED.
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SO ARE WE!
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OH, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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DO NOT GO THERE.
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YOU CATEGORICALLY TOLD ME
WE WERE OVER.
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RIGHT.
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IN FACT, THE NIGHT
THAT ROB AND I...
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N-N-N-N...
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I ACTUALLY CALLED
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AND ASKED IF YOU WANTED ME
TO CANCEL MY DATE.
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AND WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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"GO. GO."
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I MEANT "GO ON A DATE,"
NOT "GO FUCK HIM"!
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[ STAMMERS ]
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OH...
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GOD!
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WHY DID YOU HAVE TO
TELL ME?
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WOULD YOU RATHER
I'D LIED?
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MAYBE.
WELL, I'M SORRY.
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I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D WANT TO
SLEEP IN THE SAME BED --
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OH, BELIEVE ME -- WE ARE
NOT SLEEPING IN THIS BED.
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YAAH!
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UGH!
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SO WHERE ARE
WE GONNA SLEEP?
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DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO HOME.
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NO. YOU ARE HOME.
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AND WE'RE NOT SPENDING OUR FIRST
NIGHT BACK TOGETHER APART.
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LOOK, I'M HATING THIS
AS MUCH AS YOU ARE...
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UH-HUH.
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...BUT WE'VE GOT TO
MOVE FORWARD.
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WHAT'S DONE IS DONE.
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YOU SLEPT WITH MORNING.
I SLEPT WITH ROB.
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AND MATT.
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[ SCOFFS ]
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WE'RE STILL COUNTING THAT?
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OH, IT COUNTS.
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YOU WERE WITH TWO PEOPLE.
I WAS ONLY WITH ONE.
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TRUE, BUT I SLEPT
WITH TWO PEOPLE ONLY ONCE.
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YOU WERE
WITH ONE PERSON TWICE,
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SO, IN EFFECT --
APPLES TO APPLES --
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I THINK WE'RE EVEN.
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AND I THINK
YOUR MATHS ONLY WORKS
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IF YOU'RE FUCKING
THE APPLES.
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LOOK, I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP US
GET THROUGH THIS.
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HOW? HOW CAN I GET
THROUGH THIS?
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MAYBE IF HE WASN'T
SO HANDSOME...
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WHICH ONE?
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BOTH.
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HOW CAN I COMPETE
WITH THAT?
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YOU HAD
A WORLD-FAMOUS TV STAR
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AND A HUNK
THAT DRIVES A TRUCK.
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HE DRIVES A TRUCK.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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WELL,
MORNING'S NO SLOUCH.
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AH. SHE'S PROBABLY TWICE AS OLD
AS BOTH YOUR GUYS.
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EVEN SO, THAT BODY,
THOSE BIG TITS --
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OH, YOU DID VERY WELL,
MY FRIEND.
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I SUPPOSE.
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YOU DID.
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AND NOW IT'S TIME
TO PUT ALL THAT BEHIND US.
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WE AGREED -- FRESH START.
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FRESH START.
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RIGHT?
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CLEAN SLATE.
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CLEAN SLATE.
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[ GROANS ]
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WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU
THINKING ABOUT?
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YOUR DIRTY SLATE.
[ GRUMBLES ]
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[ RINGTONE PLAYS ]
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YO.
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MATT, I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE
WITH DIANE'S LAWYER.
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OH, FUCK.
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HE TOLD ME
ABOUT THE D.U.I.
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THE D.U.I.
WITH THE KIDS IN THE CAR.
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GOT TO SAY,
DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.
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IT'S BULLSHIT.
I WAS SO NOT DRUNK.
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BELIEVE ME --
I'VE DRIVEN DRUNK.
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I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
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I HOPE
YOU TOLD THE COPS THAT.
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DID YOU HAVE
ANY ALCOHOL AT ALL?
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LIKE TWO GLASSES OF CHAMPAGNE,
THREE TOPS.
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AND THE BOYS
WERE IN THE CAR?
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DOES IT HELP THAT I WAS
TAKING THEM TO DISNEYLAND?
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IT DOES NOT.
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[ SIGHS ]
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So, what do we do
about Diane?
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I HAVE NO IDEA.
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA?
YOU'RE MY LAWYER.
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YEAH, WELL, I'M THINKING
OF LEAVING THE LAW...
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STARTING A ZOO.
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BECAUSE I SEEM
TO HAVE DISCOVERED
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THE ONLY ANIMAL
IN THE KNOWN WORLD
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THAT CAN
ACTUALLY FUCK ITSELF.
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WOW.
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PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS
THE WRONG WAY, MATT,
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BUT YOU ARE THE WORST CLIENT
I EVER HAD, SERIOUSLY.
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I'D HAPPILY TRADE YOU
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FOR TWO MEL GIBSONS
AND A TIGER WOODS.
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JESUS!
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As far as the D.U.I.,
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THIS IS YOUR FIRST OFFENSE,
AMAZINGLY,
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SO WE CAN PROBABLY GET YOU OFF
WITH A LITTLE COMMUNITY SERVICE.
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AS FAR AS DIANE,
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
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[ SIGHS ]
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[ SAWING ]
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JESUS!
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YEP. THE NEW GUY'S
CHANGING EVERYTHING.
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TIME TO GET OUT
THE OLD RéSUMéS.
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WELL, I THINK
THAT'S PREMATURE.
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I DON'T HAVE
A RéSUMé.
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HOW DO YOU NOT
HAVE A RéSUMé?
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THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE
I'VE EVER WORKED.
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WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE SUMMER
AFTER COLLEGE.
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I WAS ONE OF THE SNOW WHITES
AT DISNEYLAND.
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I NEVER KNEW THAT.
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I WORKED
THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT.
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WELL, I THINK
IT'S WAY TOO SOON
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TO START PACKING UP
OUR DESKS.
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COME ON. YOU KNOW HE'S GONNA
BRING IN HIS OWN PEOPLE.
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NO, WE DON'T.
WE HAVEN'T EVEN MET HIM YET.
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HE MIGHT WANT TO
KEEP THINGS INTACT.
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SERIOUSLY?
AND NOT CLEAN HOUSE?
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HE'S THROWING OUT
MERC'S TOILET.
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MM.
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STOP IT.
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WE NEED TO STAY POSITIVE.
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I HAVE A GOOD FEELING
ABOUT THIS.
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YOU DO?
I DON'T.
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WELL, I REALLY DO.
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I AM SO FUCKED.
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NO WAY THIS GUY
ISN'T GONNA CLEAN HOUSE.
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WELL, YOU HAVEN'T
EVEN MET HIM YET.
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I DON'T NEED TO.
IT'S WHAT I WOULD DO.
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BUT YOU'RE BRILLIANT
AT YOUR JOB.
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WHY WOULDN'T
HE WANT TO KEEP YOU?
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BECAUSE
I'M BRILLIANT AT IT.
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[ SIGHS ]
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OKAY, YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN, BUT --
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YOU NEVER WANT SOMEONE WHO CAN
DO YOUR JOB BETTER THAN YOU CAN.
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WHY DO YOU THINK
I'VE GOT ANDY AND MYRA?
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PLUS, IF THIS GUY
FINDS OUT
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THEY OFFERED ME THE JOB
BEFORE HIM, FORGET IT!
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FUCKED!
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NORMALLY, AT THIS POINT,
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I WOULD TRY
AND BE ENCOURAGING --
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YEAH, NO POINT IN THAT.
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THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING.
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HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
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LAST WEEK, THEY'RE ASKING ME
TO RUN THE NETWORK,
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AND TOMORROW, I'M GONNA BE
BLOWING GUYS JUST TO GET A JOB.
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[ SIGHS ]
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FIGURATIVELY.
OF COURSE.
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FOR THE RECORD, I'VE NEVER
BLOWN ANYONE FOR A JOB.
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IMPRESSIVE!
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MM-HMM.
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OH, WAIT.
THERE WE GO.
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WHEN I FIRST STARTED OUT,
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I GAVE A HANDJOB TO THE HEAD
OF DEVELOPMENT AT NICKELODEON.
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NICKELODEON?!
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HE WAS AN ADULT.
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IT'S FOR KIDS,
NOT RUN BY KIDS.
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OH. RIGHT.
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[ LAUGHING ]
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I SUDDENLY HAD AN IMAGE.
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YEAH, LIKE I'D JACK OFF
SOME 12-YEAR-OLD FOR A JOB.
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[ LAUGHING ]
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I REALLY
DON'T THINK I WOULD.
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GOOD.
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UNLESS IT WAS LIKE
SOME AMAZING --
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STOP TALKING.
YEAH, OKAY.
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GOOD MORNING.
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HEY.
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HOW WAS THE WEEKEND?
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ALL RIGHT.
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00:10:09,166 --> 00:10:11,208
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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NOTHING.
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BULLSHIT.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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I'D REALLY
RATHER NOT DISCUSS IT.
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NOT DISCUSS WHAT?
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00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:23,375
WHEN A PERSON SAYS HE'D
REALLY RATHER NOT DISCUSS IT --
222
00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:24,750
IS IT ABOUT THE SHOW?
NO.
223
00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:26,583
SO, THEN...?
BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
224
00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:28,625
SOME THINGS
ARE NOT YOUR CONCERN.
225
00:10:28,625 --> 00:10:31,166
WELL, TELL ME WHAT IT IS,
AND I'LL SEE IF I AGREE.
226
00:10:31,166 --> 00:10:32,583
IS IT, LIKE,
SOMETHING SERIOUS?
227
00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:34,291
I'M NOT HAVING
THIS CONVERSATION.
228
00:10:34,291 --> 00:10:35,625
YEAH, WE ARE.
COME ON.
229
00:10:35,625 --> 00:10:37,667
I CARE. TELL ME.
NO!
230
00:10:37,667 --> 00:10:39,291
OKAY, YOU'RE STARTING
TO FREAK ME OUT.
231
00:10:39,291 --> 00:10:40,333
IS IT, LIKE, CANCER?
232
00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:42,125
NO, IT IS NOT CANCER.
233
00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:43,458
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
234
00:10:43,458 --> 00:10:45,625
IS IT -- IS IT BEV?
DOES SHE HAVE --
235
00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:47,750
NO. NO ONE HAS CANCER!
236
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,417
ED HAS CANCER.
237
00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:54,208
WHAT?
IT'S OKAY.
238
00:10:54,208 --> 00:10:55,291
YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
239
00:10:55,291 --> 00:10:57,125
JESUS CHRIST.
240
00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:58,959
WHAT IS GOING ON?
241
00:11:00,208 --> 00:11:01,333
SHE SLEPT WITH ROB.
242
00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:03,250
WHO?
BEV, MY WIFE.
243
00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:05,125
NO, I KNOW WHO BEV IS.
WHO'S ROB?
244
00:11:05,125 --> 00:11:06,709
MORNING'S BROTHER.
245
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,166
WITH THE TRUCK.
246
00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:09,166
WHAT TRUCK?
247
00:11:09,166 --> 00:11:10,792
HE HAD A TRUCK!
248
00:11:11,917 --> 00:11:13,083
ANYWAY, LAST WEEK,
249
00:11:13,083 --> 00:11:14,959
BEFORE WE GOT BACK TOGETHER,
250
00:11:14,959 --> 00:11:16,250
SHE SLEPT WITH HIM.
251
00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:17,917
NO SHIT?
252
00:11:17,917 --> 00:11:19,458
AND SHE TOLD YOU?
253
00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:21,792
TO HER CREDIT,
SHE FELT WE NEEDED TO BE HONEST.
254
00:11:21,792 --> 00:11:23,041
WHAT, IS SHE STUPID?
255
00:11:23,041 --> 00:11:25,000
AND THIS WAS GONNA BE
YOUR BIG, LIKE,
256
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,500
"FINALLY BACK TOGETHER"
WEEKEND?
257
00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:27,667
YEAH.
258
00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:31,041
FOR FANS OF IRONY,
IT'S A REAL TREAT.
259
00:11:31,041 --> 00:11:32,792
MAN.
260
00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:35,166
I FIGURED YOU TWO WOULD BE
FUCKING LIKE BUNNIES.
261
00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:38,000
MORE LIKE BUNNIES WITH AWKWARD
SILENCES AND SULLEN LOOKS.
262
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,667
I ACTUALLY SLEPT
ON THE SOFA.
263
00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:41,709
SERIOUSLY?
WELL, I DON'T WANT TO
SLEEP IN HER BED.
264
00:11:41,709 --> 00:11:43,000
SHE DOESN'T WANT TO
SLEEP IN MINE.
265
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,250
THAT'S NOT GOOD
FOR THE BUNNIES.
266
00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:45,667
NO.
267
00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:48,125
I'M SURE, EVENTUALLY,
WE'LL GET PAST THIS,
268
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,667
BUT OH, MY GOD!
269
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:50,750
I WAS SO NOT PREPARED
270
00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:52,834
FOR SOMETHING ELSE
I HAD TO GET PAST.
271
00:11:52,834 --> 00:11:57,208
I MEAN, IT WOULD BE ONE THING
IF HE WAS THE ONLY ONE.
272
00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:59,000
CHRIST. WHO ELSE?
273
00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:02,500
YES, YES.
274
00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:09,709
WE ALL LOVE THE DRAFT.
275
00:12:09,709 --> 00:12:12,333
YOU ARE SO GOOD.
276
00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:13,792
WOW. THANK YOU.
277
00:12:13,792 --> 00:12:15,667
WE REALLY DON'T EVEN
HAVE ANY NOTES.
278
00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:17,875
I THINK YOU JUST BECAME
MY FAVORITE NETWORK.
279
00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:19,166
[ LAUGHTER ]
280
00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:21,333
JUST A FEW TONE
QUESTIONS.
281
00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:23,458
O-KAY.
282
00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:25,375
WE'RE A LITTLE CONCERNED
283
00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:30,041
THAT THE CHARACTERS ALL SEEM
A BIT TOO...ANGRY.
284
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,750
OH...
285
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:34,250
WELL, IT -- IT'S CALLED
"ANGRY MEN," SO...
286
00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:36,417
NO, I KNOW,
AND WE LOVE IT.
287
00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:38,166
MM.
288
00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:39,792
[ DRILLING, HAMMERING ]
289
00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:42,333
SHOULDN'T WE MAYBE WAIT
TILL THE NEW GUY STARTS
290
00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:43,500
AND SEE WHAT HE THINKS?
291
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,083
I THINK WE WANT TO MAKE SURE
292
00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:47,834
HE'S SEEING THE BEST
POSSIBLE VERSION OF THIS.
293
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:49,709
MAYBE THIS IS THE BEST
POSSIBLE VERSION.
294
00:12:49,709 --> 00:12:51,542
IT'S NOT.
295
00:12:51,542 --> 00:12:54,333
[ TOOLS CLATTERING ]
296
00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:56,959
I'M GONNA KILL SOMEBODY.
297
00:12:56,959 --> 00:12:59,917
PHEW. THOUGHT THAT WAS
JUST HAPPENING IN MY HEAD.
298
00:12:59,917 --> 00:13:01,417
[ CHUCKLES ]
299
00:13:01,417 --> 00:13:03,417
EXCUSE ME A MOMENT.
300
00:13:03,417 --> 00:13:07,375
[ HAMMERING, SAWING ]
301
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,834
OKAY, STOP!
302
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,667
STOP!
303
00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:18,792
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
I KNOW YOU HAVE JOBS TO DO,
304
00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:22,291
BUT SO DO WE, AND IT'S JUST --
IT'S -- IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
305
00:13:22,291 --> 00:13:23,834
SERIOUSLY! ENOUGH!
306
00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:27,041
HOW MANY FUCKING BOOKSHELVES
DOES THIS GUY NEED?!
307
00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:29,834
IT'S TRUE.
I HEARD HE CAN'T EVEN READ.
308
00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:32,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
309
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,959
NO ONE TOLD US
YOU WERE COMING IN TODAY.
310
00:13:34,959 --> 00:13:38,166
I'D HAVE PREPARED A MORE
EMBARRASSING WAY TO MEET YOU.
311
00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:40,125
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU SET THE BAR PRETTY HIGH.
312
00:13:40,125 --> 00:13:41,792
OH. [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
313
00:13:41,792 --> 00:13:43,291
THAT'S FUNNY.
314
00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:44,458
I'M CAROL --
315
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:45,792
RANCE. I KNOW.
316
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,709
I JUST CAME IN
TO LOOK AT THE SPACE.
317
00:13:47,709 --> 00:13:49,041
HOW ARE YOU
WITH DECORATING?
318
00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:51,083
UH, TRY ME.
319
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,208
OKAY.
320
00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:53,959
WHEN YOU WERE THINKING
OF TAKING THIS JOB,
321
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,458
WHERE WERE YOU
GONNA PUT YOUR DESK?
322
00:13:58,208 --> 00:13:59,500
UH...
323
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:03,291
I ALWAYS THOUGHT HERE.
324
00:14:03,291 --> 00:14:06,166
SO YOU COULD SEE
THE VIEW...
325
00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:08,500
PLUS IT'S MORE CONVENIENT
FOR JUMPING.
326
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,458
CLEARLY, YOU'VE GIVEN THIS
SOME THOUGHT.
327
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:11,709
I HAVE.
328
00:14:11,709 --> 00:14:13,000
JUST SO YOU KNOW...
MM.
329
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,333
...THE REASON
I DIDN'T TAKE THE JOB IS,
330
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:17,792
I REALLY THINK
I'M AT MY BEST
331
00:14:17,792 --> 00:14:20,667
WHEN I'M SUPPORTING
SOMEONE ELSE.
332
00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:23,041
I'M A GREAT NUMBER TWO.
333
00:14:23,041 --> 00:14:25,667
YEAH, I DON'T WANT
A GREAT NUMBER TWO.
334
00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:27,208
SURE.
335
00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:29,583
I GET THAT.
336
00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:31,542
I WANT A PARTNER.
337
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,542
[ DOOR KNOCKER BANGS ]
338
00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:49,291
HEY, MERTALA.
IS SHE HERE?
339
00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:50,333
Diane: WHO IS IT?!
340
00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:52,041
IT'S MR. MATT!
341
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:53,750
TELL HIM
TO GO THE FUCK AWAY!
342
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,458
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAYS.
343
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:57,834
I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE!
344
00:14:57,834 --> 00:15:00,417
TELL HIM,
NO, HE'S AN ASSHOLE.
345
00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:02,041
THAT, TOO.
346
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:09,250
DON'T EVEN START.
347
00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:10,792
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING YET.
348
00:15:10,792 --> 00:15:12,500
I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY.
349
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:13,750
NO, YOU DON'T.
350
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:15,834
BULLSHIT.
FIRST, YOU'LL DENY IT.
351
00:15:15,834 --> 00:15:17,417
THEN YOU'LL LIE ABOUT IT.
352
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,041
THEN YOU'LL SAY
YOU'RE SORRY
353
00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:21,959
AND SWEAR IT'LL NEVER, EVER,
EVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
354
00:15:21,959 --> 00:15:24,291
THEN [GASPS]
IT HAPPENS AGAIN.
355
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,667
YOU'RE MAKING MY SAUCE?
356
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,417
I'M MAKING SAUCE.
357
00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:33,208
PUT THE BUTTER IN YET?
358
00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:35,208
NO, 'CAUSE IT'S NOT
YOUR SAUCE.
359
00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:36,542
IT'S BETTER
WITH THE BUTTER.
360
00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:37,750
I'M NOT PUTTING
YOUR FUCKING BUTTER IN.
361
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:40,000
HEY, I GET IT.
YOU'RE MAD.
362
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,542
BUT DON'T BLAME
THE BUTTER.
363
00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:47,208
LOOK, THIS WHOLE D.U.I. THING
IS BULLSHIT.
364
00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:51,125
YOU WERE ARRESTED FOR DRIVING
DRUNK WITH OUR KIDS IN THE CAR.
365
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:54,291
WELL, WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT,
YEAH, IT SOUNDS TERRIBLE.
366
00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:57,250
I HAD A COUPLE GLASSES
OF CHAMPAGNE.
367
00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,083
YOU TELL ME YOU NEVER HAD
A FEW DRINKS
368
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,250
AND THEN DROVE THE KIDS?
369
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,458
I KNOW YOU DID.
YOU JUST NEVER GOT CAUGHT.
370
00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:04,542
YEAH, WELL, NOT ANYMORE.
371
00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:06,208
I HAVEN'T HAD A DRINK
IN SIX WEEKS.
372
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:07,625
WHY?
373
00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:09,083
SOMEBODY'S
GOT TO BE A GROWN-UP,
374
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,291
AND CLEARLY, IT'S NOT YOU.
375
00:16:10,291 --> 00:16:12,583
UH...GROWN-UPS DRINK.
376
00:16:12,583 --> 00:16:14,709
I'VE BEEN SEEING SOMEONE.
377
00:16:14,709 --> 00:16:16,458
[ SIZZLING ]
378
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:18,458
LIKE...
379
00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:19,375
A SHRINK?
380
00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:21,083
LIKE A GUY.
381
00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,792
WHO?
YOU DON'T KNOW HIM.
382
00:16:22,792 --> 00:16:23,750
AND HE DOESN'T DRINK?
383
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,792
HE'S BEEN SOBER
FOR 15 YEARS.
384
00:16:25,792 --> 00:16:27,125
SOUNDS HORRIBLE.
385
00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:30,125
WAIT. IS THAT WHOSE CAR
IS OUT FRONT?
YEAH.
386
00:16:30,125 --> 00:16:31,750
I'M ON A WAITING LIST
FOR ONE OF THOSE.
387
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,250
HOW'D HE GET IT?
HE'S A DEALER.
388
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:34,208
DRUGS?
389
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:36,125
CARS.
390
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,250
ASSHOLE.
391
00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:39,959
SO, WHERE IS HE?
392
00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:41,750
HE TOOK THE BOYS
FOR A BIKE RIDE.
393
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:44,125
HE'S ALONE
WITH THE BOYS?
SO?
394
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:46,458
SO YOU'RE GIVING ME SHIT
ABOUT MY PARENTING SKILLS,
395
00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:49,417
AND SOME TOTAL STRANGER
IS OFF WITH --
HE'S NOT A TOTAL STRANGER.
396
00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:51,166
YEAH? WELL, HOW WELL
DO YOU KNOW THIS GUY?
WELL.
397
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:53,291
HOW WELL?
WELL ENOUGH
THAT WE'RE GETTING MARRIED.
398
00:16:54,917 --> 00:16:58,291
THAT'S...PRETTY DAMN WELL.
399
00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:03,709
SO, WHEN YOU SAY
YOU WANT A PARTNER --
400
00:17:03,709 --> 00:17:05,583
YEAH,
THAT'S NOT EXACTLY TRUE.
401
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:07,041
I DON'T WANT A PARTNER.
402
00:17:07,041 --> 00:17:08,166
AH.
403
00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:12,000
I WANT YOU AS MY PARTNER.
404
00:17:12,959 --> 00:17:14,125
I'VE HEARD GOOD THINGS.
405
00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:16,125
I WANT TO FIND OUT
IF THEY'RE TRUE.
406
00:17:16,125 --> 00:17:19,583
IF THEY'RE GOOD,
THEY'RE DEFINITELY TRUE.
407
00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:21,208
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
408
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,291
WHAT SCARES YOU MOST?
DON'T THINK. JUST ANSWER.
409
00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:24,333
BEES.
410
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:26,792
YOU KNOW WHAT SCARES ME?
MEDIOCRITY.
411
00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:29,208
SAFE CHOICES, HEDGED BETS,
412
00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:32,375
A WILLINGNESS TO SETTLE
FOR THE EASY AND FAMILIAR.
413
00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:33,709
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
414
00:17:33,709 --> 00:17:37,166
I WOULD REALLY LIKE
TO TAKE BACK "BEES."
415
00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:43,375
GEEZ. MARRIED?
416
00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:45,041
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
YOU WERE DATING.
417
00:17:45,041 --> 00:17:46,333
'CAUSE IT'S NONE
OF YOUR BUSINESS.
418
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:49,500
YOU DON'T TELL ME WHEN
YOU'RE SCREWING YOUR STALKER.
419
00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:54,083
HEY, CAREFUL. THEY'RE STARTING
TO GET TOO SMALL.
OH, RIGHT.
420
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:55,792
MR. BIG BALLS.
I'M JUST SAYING,
421
00:17:55,792 --> 00:17:57,709
THEY'RE GONNA DRY OUT
WHEN YOU FRY THEM.
422
00:17:57,709 --> 00:18:00,208
I'M BAKING THEM.
OH, YOU'RE KILLING ME.
423
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,750
SO, UH, HOW'D YOU GET
THE KIDS NOT TO TELL ME?
424
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:08,250
REALLY?
THE NEVER MENTIONED OLLIE?
425
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,834
WAIT.
THIS GUY'S OLLIE?
426
00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:13,208
THEY FUCKING TALK ABOUT OLLIE
ALL THE TIME.
427
00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:14,917
I THOUGHT
THEY MADE HIM UP.
428
00:18:14,917 --> 00:18:17,750
WHAT?
IT'S ALWAYS LIKE,
"WE WENT TO THE ZOO WITH OLLIE.
429
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:19,834
WE BUILT A FORT
WITH OLLIE."
430
00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:21,208
"YEAH, OKAY."
431
00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:22,959
[ CHUCKLES ]
432
00:18:22,959 --> 00:18:24,917
NOPE. HE'S REAL.
433
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,792
AND HE'S REALLY
ALL RIGHT?
434
00:18:27,792 --> 00:18:29,583
NO, I'M GONNA MARRY
SOME DOUCHEBAG.
435
00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:31,500
UH, HELLO?
436
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,250
HE'S A GOOD GUY.
437
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:35,208
WELL, HE BETTER BE.
HE IS.
438
00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:38,417
HE'S GOOD WITH THE BOYS.
HE LIKES MY MOTHER.
439
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,041
HE LIKES YOUR MOTHER?
440
00:18:40,917 --> 00:18:42,375
SOBER?
441
00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:43,291
GO FIGURE.
442
00:18:51,542 --> 00:18:54,583
PAIN IN THE ASS.
443
00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:03,583
WELL, YOU KNOW,
444
00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:06,291
IF I DON'T LIKE HIM,
THIS WHOLE THING IS OFF.
445
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:07,291
RIGHT.
446
00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:09,250
SERIOUSLY.
OKAY.
447
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:18,917
BETTER, RIGHT?
448
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:22,834
[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU KNOW IT'S BETTER.
449
00:19:24,375 --> 00:19:26,625
MMM, MMM.
[ CHUCKLES ]
450
00:19:30,709 --> 00:19:32,458
FUCK RATINGS.
451
00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:33,834
I DON'T CARE
ABOUT RATINGS.
452
00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:35,375
WELL,
THAT'S EASY TO SAY --
453
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,834
I DON'T.
I DON'T CARE IF WE FAIL.
454
00:19:37,834 --> 00:19:39,375
FAILING'S FINE!
455
00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:42,542
IF WE GO DOWN IN FLAMES,
AT LEAST THERE WERE FLAMES!
456
00:19:42,542 --> 00:19:43,792
WOW.
457
00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:46,041
IF WE'RE GONNA DO THIS,
I WANT TO DO TV
458
00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:50,041
THAT'S BOLD AND THRILLING
AND DANGEROUS!
459
00:19:50,041 --> 00:19:51,667
I CAN BE DANGEROUS.
460
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:55,000
I-I CAN.
461
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,291
YOU DON'T SEEM DANGEROUS.
462
00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:59,458
THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME
SO DANGEROUS.
463
00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:01,583
[ TONGUE CLICKS ]
464
00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:03,291
I LIKE YOU.
465
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:06,542
I LIKE YOU, TOO.
466
00:20:06,542 --> 00:20:09,583
I THINK YOU ARE SO MUCH MORE
THAN YOU'VE BEEN ALLOWED TO BE.
467
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,208
REALLY?
468
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:13,208
YOU NEED TO STOP TRYING
TO PLEASE PEOPLE.
469
00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:14,709
CAN YOU DO THAT?
470
00:20:14,709 --> 00:20:17,000
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
471
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:30,917
I DON'T THINK
SHE'S COMING BACK.
472
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:39,458
AMAZING. SHE GAVE YOU
ANOTHER CHANCE?
473
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:40,792
YOU ARE AN EVIL GENIUS.
474
00:20:40,792 --> 00:20:42,125
YOU'RE TOO KIND.
475
00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:44,583
AND YOU'RE OKAY
WITH HER GETTING MARRIED AGAIN?
476
00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:46,542
YEAH. WHY NOT?
477
00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:48,792
YOUR EX-WIFE
EVER REMARRY?
NO.
478
00:20:48,792 --> 00:20:51,041
I LIKE TO THINK SHE EXHAUSTED
ALL HER MISERY ON ME
479
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:52,291
AND THEN LEFT THE BUSINESS.
480
00:20:52,291 --> 00:20:54,458
SO I'M GUESSING
YOU DON'T MISS HER.
481
00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:55,583
NO.
482
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:58,041
I DO MISS MY CURRENT WIFE.
483
00:20:58,041 --> 00:21:00,250
YEAH,
YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS.
484
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:01,417
THANK YOU.
485
00:21:01,417 --> 00:21:04,000
SO, WHAT, YOU'RE JUST NEVER
GONNA HAVE SEX AGAIN?
486
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,458
PROBABLY NOT.
487
00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:07,250
IT'S FUNNY. YOU KNOW,
I NEVER HAD A PROBLEM
488
00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:08,875
SCREWING IN A BED
WHERE ANOTHER GUY'S BEEN.
489
00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:10,083
YOU'VE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM
490
00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:12,041
SCREWING IN A WOMAN
WHERE ANOTHER GUY'S BEEN.
491
00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:18,667
YOU TOLD HIM
YOU WERE DANGEROUS?
492
00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:21,583
YOU'RE SO NON-DANGEROUS.
493
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:22,875
I KNOW!
494
00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:25,250
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
495
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:30,709
BUT I SWEAR, WITH HIM,
I FEEL LIKE I COULD BE.
496
00:21:30,709 --> 00:21:32,208
[ Laughing ] MM-HMM.
497
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:37,625
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HIM
THAT'S SO DYNAMIC.
498
00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:39,125
THIS CONFIDENCE --
499
00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:42,041
I HAVE NOT FELT THIS EXCITED
ABOUT WORK
500
00:21:42,041 --> 00:21:44,000
IN I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG.
501
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,500
DEAR GOD -- EXHALE.
502
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,458
[ COUGHING ]
503
00:21:48,458 --> 00:21:50,041
OH. OH!
504
00:21:50,041 --> 00:21:51,625
AND LET ME TELL YOU...
505
00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:54,000
[ Southern accent ]
...IS THAT BOY EASY ON THE EYES.
506
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,083
DON'T.
[ Normal voice ]
I KNOW -- DON'T DO VOICES.
507
00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:57,250
THANK YOU.
508
00:21:57,250 --> 00:22:01,291
SERIOUSLY, HE IS HOT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
509
00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:04,125
OBVIOUSLY,
I WOULD NEVER GO THERE.
510
00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:06,750
PLEASE.
YOU KEEP AN APARTMENT THERE.
511
00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:08,959
NOPE. NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
512
00:22:08,959 --> 00:22:12,333
I'M HAPPY
JUST TO BE AROUND HIM,
513
00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:16,709
TO WORK WITH HIM,
TO LEARN FROM HIM.
514
00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:20,500
HE IS AMAZING.
515
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:24,375
I HEAR MYSELF TALKING
TO THESE PEOPLE, AND...
516
00:22:24,375 --> 00:22:27,000
THEY'RE LISTENING TO ME.
517
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,959
I MEAN, REALLY LISTENING
AND NODDING.
518
00:22:32,667 --> 00:22:37,375
AND NO ONE SEEMS TO NOTICE
I'M SO FULL OF SHIT.
519
00:22:38,667 --> 00:22:41,500
LIKE, THIS ONE WOMAN
WAS JUST EATING IT UP.
520
00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:44,959
AND, ON ONE HAND,
I FELT RELIEVED
521
00:22:44,959 --> 00:22:48,208
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
I WAS GETTING AWAY WITH IT.
522
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:52,458
BUT AT THE SAME TIME...
523
00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:54,792
I FELT SUCH...
524
00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:59,333
...CONTEMPT FOR HER.
525
00:23:01,458 --> 00:23:04,041
AND THEN THINGS STARTED
REALLY GETTING BAD.
526
00:23:05,709 --> 00:23:08,166
THE WORDS I WAS SAYING
527
00:23:08,166 --> 00:23:11,417
DIDN'T EVEN SOUND
LIKE WORDS ANYMORE.
528
00:23:11,417 --> 00:23:14,250
AND THEN THE WALLS
STARTED MAKING THAT NOISE,
529
00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:16,208
AND I JUST HAD TO GET
OUT OF THERE.
530
00:23:16,208 --> 00:23:17,333
SO I'M SITTING IN MY CAR,
531
00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:19,667
AND I'M JUST --
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ] --
532
00:23:19,667 --> 00:23:21,542
JUST TRYING TO BREATHE.
533
00:23:21,542 --> 00:23:25,291
AND IT'S LIKE I'M...
534
00:23:25,291 --> 00:23:29,166
I'M BREATHING INK.
535
00:23:30,542 --> 00:23:34,625
AND THEN I BECOME
THE INK.
536
00:23:34,625 --> 00:23:38,375
I'M LIKE
THIS ME-SHAPED BAG
537
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:43,375
OF BLACK, VISCOUS INK.
538
00:23:43,375 --> 00:23:46,041
AND EVEN NOW,
AS I'M TALKING TO YOU,
539
00:23:46,041 --> 00:23:48,500
I STILL FEEL...
540
00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:50,458
KIND OF GELATINOUS.
541
00:23:52,083 --> 00:23:57,291
AND I'M CONSUMED WITH
AN UNBEARABLE SELF-LOATHING.
542
00:23:58,542 --> 00:24:01,542
AND I CAN HEAR
THE FURNITURE WHISPERING.
543
00:24:05,625 --> 00:24:08,375
MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY ADJUSTING
YOUR MEDICATION AGAIN.
544
00:24:10,667 --> 00:24:12,917
MAYBE.
545
00:24:16,667 --> 00:24:17,959
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
546
00:24:17,959 --> 00:24:19,834
[ SNIFFS ]
547
00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:23,458
I'M GUESSING EITHER CAROL
OR WILLIE NELSON WAS HERE.
548
00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:25,583
[ CHUCKLING ]
THAT BAD?
549
00:24:25,583 --> 00:24:27,083
NOT IF YOU'RE
IN A REGGAE BAND.
[ CHUCKLES ]
550
00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:31,625
SO, LISTEN, I, UM...
551
00:24:31,625 --> 00:24:34,166
I'M THINKING OF STAYING
AT MY PLACE TONIGHT.
552
00:24:34,166 --> 00:24:35,458
WHAT? NO.
553
00:24:35,458 --> 00:24:37,583
I'LL JUST OPEN
SOME WINDOWS.
IT'S NOT THAT.
554
00:24:37,583 --> 00:24:39,417
I JUST THINK...
555
00:24:39,417 --> 00:24:41,333
IT MIGHT BE EASIER
IF I'M IN MY PLACE.
556
00:24:41,333 --> 00:24:44,500
STOP SAYING "YOUR PLACE."
THIS IS YOUR PLACE.
557
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:46,417
IS IT?
558
00:24:51,125 --> 00:24:52,625
WHAT ARE WE DOING?
559
00:24:54,959 --> 00:24:56,625
DON'T KNOW.
560
00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:59,917
THERE'S NO VERSION OF THIS
THAT FEELS RIGHT.
561
00:25:03,250 --> 00:25:05,125
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
562
00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:12,000
Man: I'M LOOKING FOR SEAN
OR BEVERLY LINCOLN?
563
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,375
YES?
WE GOT A DELIVERY HERE.
564
00:25:14,375 --> 00:25:15,625
WHERE DO YOU WANT IT?
565
00:25:26,375 --> 00:25:29,834
YOU LIKE IT? THEY TOLD ME
NOBODY'S FUCKED ON IT YET.
566
00:25:29,834 --> 00:25:30,834
OH, IT'S AMAZING!
567
00:25:30,834 --> 00:25:32,333
IT'S BRILLIANT!
THANK YOU.
568
00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:33,625
SERIOUSLY,
AN EVIL GENIUS.
569
00:25:33,625 --> 00:25:34,834
WELL, SLEEP TIGHT, YOU GUYS.
570
00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:36,041
OR DON'T.
571
00:25:36,041 --> 00:25:37,834
OKAY. THANK YOU.
572
00:25:37,834 --> 00:25:39,917
NIGHT-NIGHT.
THANKS AGAIN!
573
00:25:39,917 --> 00:25:40,834
BYE.
574
00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:44,667
THIS IS INSANE!
575
00:25:44,667 --> 00:25:45,875
I KNOW! FEEL THIS!
576
00:25:45,875 --> 00:25:47,125
HA HA!
577
00:25:47,125 --> 00:25:48,875
I'D RATHER FEEL THIS.
578
00:25:53,208 --> 00:25:56,000
CLEAN SLATE, BABY!
579
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,709
CLEAN SLATE!
580
00:25:57,709 --> 00:25:59,792
NO MORE GHOSTS.
581
00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:01,125
NO.
582
00:26:01,125 --> 00:26:04,041
BYE-BYE, ROB,
WITH YOUR BIG, STUPID TRUCK!
583
00:26:04,041 --> 00:26:05,458
SO LONG, MORNING!
584
00:26:05,458 --> 00:26:07,542
DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR TITS
ON THE WAY OUT!
585
00:26:07,542 --> 00:26:08,792
SEE YOU AROUND, MATT!
586
00:26:08,792 --> 00:26:11,834
DON'T TRIP ON YOUR --
YOUR GIANT DICK!
587
00:26:11,834 --> 00:26:14,125
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
588
00:26:14,125 --> 00:26:18,875
YOUR...GIANT DICK.
589
00:26:18,875 --> 00:26:20,500
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
590
00:26:26,083 --> 00:26:28,375
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
591
00:26:35,083 --> 00:26:37,083
I'M EXHAUSTED.
592
00:26:37,083 --> 00:26:39,959
[ CHUCKLES ]
593
00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:43,333
LONG DAY.
594
00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:46,041
LONG WEEK.
VERY.
595
00:26:48,458 --> 00:26:50,834
OH, THIS DOES
FEEL LIKE HEAVEN.
596
00:26:50,834 --> 00:26:53,583
SHOULD COME WITH A WARNING --
"MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS."
597
00:26:53,583 --> 00:26:55,667
"DO NOT OPERATE
HEAVY MACHINERY."
598
00:26:55,667 --> 00:26:58,709
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
599
00:26:58,709 --> 00:27:00,875
MM.
600
00:27:03,625 --> 00:27:05,500
ANYWAY...
YEAH.
601
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:09,000
MM. FRESH SHEETS.
602
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,291
MM. YEAH, REAL FRESH.
603
00:27:21,959 --> 00:27:23,792
WELL, SLEEP TIGHT.
604
00:27:23,792 --> 00:27:24,917
YOU TOO.
605
00:27:29,667 --> 00:27:31,458
NIGHT.
606
00:27:31,458 --> 00:27:33,250
NIGHT.
607
00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:49,834
LOVE YOU.
608
00:27:52,125 --> 00:27:54,792
LOVE YOU, TOO.
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