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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,033 --> 00:00:27,033 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:52,250 [static increasing in volume] 3 00:00:52,252 --> 00:00:54,354 Hank? 4 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:11,737 Hello? 5 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:15,342 [static, radio changing stations] 6 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:24,852 [static continues] 7 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:30,455 - Ah! - [laughs] Hey, you! Good? 8 00:01:30,457 --> 00:01:31,724 [man] You know a lot of that 9 00:01:31,726 --> 00:01:36,494 white noise is leftover sound of the birth of the universe. 10 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:37,630 Wow. 11 00:01:37,632 --> 00:01:42,902 They call it, uh, cosmic microwave background radiation. 12 00:01:42,904 --> 00:01:47,472 Man, talk about putting lipstick on a pig. 13 00:01:47,474 --> 00:01:49,341 - Lipstick? Like what on a what? - [laughs] 14 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:51,376 Is that a thing? Is that a saying? 15 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:54,312 It's a very romantic spin on radio static. 16 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:56,582 It wasn't a line, I'm not, like, feeding you a line here. 17 00:01:56,584 --> 00:01:58,383 That's... that's science. 18 00:01:58,385 --> 00:02:00,586 I mean, science is beautiful and romantic, 19 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:03,123 but that's the Big Bang, I mean that's fact. 20 00:02:05,392 --> 00:02:07,562 What is this place, really? 21 00:02:08,663 --> 00:02:10,596 It's my house. 22 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:13,666 - I live here. - No, you don't live here. 23 00:02:13,668 --> 00:02:19,872 No. No, but it's in my... it's been in my family for, uh, ever. 24 00:02:19,874 --> 00:02:22,575 [woman] Wait, this is my birthday present? 25 00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:26,579 [man] Not the... not the house. It's what's inside the house. 26 00:02:26,581 --> 00:02:27,713 [woman] Right, okay, all right. 27 00:02:27,715 --> 00:02:29,949 [man] Oh, my God, you're gonna be so underwhelmed now. 28 00:02:29,951 --> 00:02:32,250 [woman] No, no, I'm not. I'm relieved, actually. 29 00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:35,188 [man] Sure. This is gonna be so brutal. 30 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:50,903 Is this my birthday present? 31 00:02:50,905 --> 00:02:53,304 [man] Well, yeah, it's, uh... 32 00:02:53,306 --> 00:02:56,876 - You know, it's experiential. - [laughs] 33 00:02:56,878 --> 00:03:00,345 You can't... you can't put a big red bow 34 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:03,883 on the kind of night that I have in store for you. 35 00:03:03,885 --> 00:03:07,620 You can't, uh, you can't unwrap making a memory. 36 00:03:07,622 --> 00:03:09,287 Ah, okay, I see. 37 00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:11,691 So you drag me through the woods 38 00:03:11,693 --> 00:03:14,259 to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre house, 39 00:03:14,261 --> 00:03:18,831 and I'm supposed to, what, throw myself at you? 40 00:03:18,833 --> 00:03:21,667 Well, I mean, I got flowers. Did you see the flowers? 41 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:23,536 And what was your plan? 42 00:03:23,538 --> 00:03:27,606 You're gonna just kill me or kill me and eat me afterwards? 43 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:31,544 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, you got it backwards. 44 00:03:31,546 --> 00:03:33,948 I'm gonna eat you first. 45 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:46,426 [laughs] 46 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:57,270 [moaning] 47 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:24,397 [couch scraping] 48 00:04:47,989 --> 00:04:52,057 [woman] Do you bring all your girlfriends here? 49 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:54,994 [man] All my girlfriends are still here. 50 00:04:54,996 --> 00:04:57,897 I told them I'd bring them a friend. 51 00:04:57,899 --> 00:05:01,066 They're going to love you, darling. 52 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:03,135 It's so dark in the attic. 53 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:05,571 No, come on. 54 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:08,607 I haven't brought anybody here. 55 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:11,376 Do you know anybody else in fuckin' Barlow 56 00:05:11,378 --> 00:05:12,878 that would've walked through that grove? 57 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:16,517 - No. [laughs] - No. Just you, though. 58 00:05:17,785 --> 00:05:19,821 Just you. 59 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:24,489 - That's very sweet. - Hm. 60 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,794 I hope you brought some wine to go with that cheese. 61 00:05:29,764 --> 00:05:32,698 - Peanut Noir? - Yeah. 62 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:36,401 - That's from Georgia. - Oh, Georgia. 63 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:38,338 Where they make all the best wines. 64 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:42,074 It worked. 65 00:05:42,076 --> 00:05:45,010 Oh, wait. Do, uh, do your, um, 66 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:48,781 the swirly, sniffy, something-something... 67 00:05:48,783 --> 00:05:51,050 - On the peanut wine? - Yeah, but it's not... 68 00:05:51,052 --> 00:05:53,018 I told you it wasn't actually peanuts. 69 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,089 Okay. All right. 70 00:05:57,892 --> 00:06:01,861 - It's fruit-forward. - Sure. 71 00:06:01,863 --> 00:06:05,698 - I smelled grapes. - Naturally. 72 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:09,201 - Yeah. Like grape jelly. - Grapes. 73 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:12,137 Hints of peanut shells. 74 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:13,906 It's a peanut butter and jelly wine. 75 00:06:13,908 --> 00:06:15,174 I knew you were gonna do that. 76 00:06:15,176 --> 00:06:17,910 You're such a fucking snob. You're such a snob! 77 00:06:17,912 --> 00:06:22,884 - Is it really that bad? - Yeah. 78 00:06:24,185 --> 00:06:26,886 I think the jar really opens it up. 79 00:06:26,888 --> 00:06:28,854 [laughs] 80 00:06:28,856 --> 00:06:34,161 It may just be the moment, but I think it's pretty great. 81 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:38,030 Well, this is good, 82 00:06:38,032 --> 00:06:40,065 'cause the people at the peanut wine place, 83 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,967 they talked me into buying a whole case of this shit. 84 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:42,768 No! 85 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:44,970 Oh, yeah! They were selling it hard. 86 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:47,606 You've got like 11 more bottles of this. 87 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,710 Drink up. So drink up. 88 00:06:53,047 --> 00:06:54,782 What is this? 89 00:06:56,217 --> 00:06:58,717 - "For Julie." - Hey, wait. Wait, what is this? 90 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:00,920 - Hey, what is it? - Who the fuck is Julie? 91 00:07:00,922 --> 00:07:02,788 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, let me see that. 92 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:05,791 - Wait. - That... that's... 93 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:07,660 That's been in there for like ten years. 94 00:07:07,662 --> 00:07:13,565 I'm sorry, is this a mixtape for another girl on my birthday? 95 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:15,234 - Like eighth grade. - Is that what this is? Wow. 96 00:07:15,236 --> 00:07:17,603 - You are not playing that! - I am! 97 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:20,272 You absolutely will not. Nope. You are not playing that. 98 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:22,741 I will take the whole fucking thing down. 99 00:07:22,743 --> 00:07:28,149 - Come on. - This is truly experiential. 100 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:54,474 [yawns] 101 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:11,491 [groans] 102 00:08:28,142 --> 00:08:30,111 [spits] 103 00:08:31,112 --> 00:08:32,913 [sniffs] 104 00:09:13,254 --> 00:09:15,754 Darby! 105 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:19,825 [clicks tongue] 106 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:21,927 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty! 107 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:25,566 [clicks tongue] 108 00:09:26,367 --> 00:09:28,803 Where you at, girl? 109 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:34,241 [upbeat music plays] 110 00:09:39,213 --> 00:09:41,647 [man] Okay. You can open your eyes now. 111 00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:46,418 - Hey, hey, hey! - [laughs] 112 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:48,921 It's a kitten! [laughs] 113 00:09:48,923 --> 00:09:52,858 You have a balloon attached to you. Aw! 114 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:55,661 - I found him like that. - With this balloon attached? 115 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:58,430 - Yeah. - Do you want this off of you? 116 00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:03,001 You're a mess. You're a mess, kitten. 117 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:06,238 Do you like birthday gifts you have to care for for 20 years? 118 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,307 [laughs] Do they live 20 years? 119 00:10:08,309 --> 00:10:10,976 Ah... 120 00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:14,246 Wow, it's gonna outlast our relationship. 121 00:10:14,248 --> 00:10:17,883 - [laughs] - Fuck. Oh, sleepy baby. 122 00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:21,956 - He's just as lazy as you are. - [laughs] 123 00:10:23,224 --> 00:10:24,389 Should probably get that thing off him 124 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,024 before he floats away. 125 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:28,162 [horn honks] 126 00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:31,832 Fuck you! 127 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,428 Hey, this is Abby. 128 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,931 I'm not around right now, so leave a message. 129 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:08,734 - [beeping] - Hey, baby, it's me. 130 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:14,740 Um, listen, the mail's really piling up here, okay? 131 00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:17,376 A bunch of bills and shit, and I don't know what's paid 132 00:11:17,378 --> 00:11:18,578 or what's been paid, you know, 133 00:11:18,580 --> 00:11:23,815 you're the one that usually handles all that shit, so... 134 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:26,921 I got a bunch of birthday cards too. 135 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:32,257 Listen, baby. If you want outta this thing, 136 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:34,359 you're gonna have to talk to me sooner or later, okay? 137 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:40,167 You can't just disappear. All right? 138 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:45,137 Also, this is gonna sound crazy, I know, 139 00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:48,407 but ever since you left some kinda... 140 00:11:48,409 --> 00:11:52,545 ...thing's been comin' outta the woods every night. 141 00:11:52,547 --> 00:11:56,549 Scratchin' on the door, tryin' get in the house. 142 00:11:56,551 --> 00:11:58,850 And I know you're probably just rollin' your eyes, 143 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:02,087 thinkin' it's just this thing or that thing, but it's not. 144 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:07,893 Okay? I know everything in these woods. 145 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,964 This is, uh... 146 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,566 I don't know. 147 00:12:13,568 --> 00:12:18,138 I don't know, so, just, uh, give a call, please, would you? 148 00:12:19,373 --> 00:12:21,509 I love you. 149 00:12:41,295 --> 00:12:43,128 Hey, this is Abby. 150 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,464 I'm not around right now, so leave a message. 151 00:12:45,466 --> 00:12:46,566 [beeping] 152 00:12:46,568 --> 00:12:50,335 Hey, yeah, also I think that monster ate your cat. 153 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,306 [phone slams] 154 00:13:04,485 --> 00:13:06,285 [officer] A-ha. 155 00:13:06,287 --> 00:13:09,454 How we doin', Hank? 156 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:14,026 - You see what he did to my door? - Blew a hole in it? 157 00:13:14,028 --> 00:13:17,296 What? No! Not a... 158 00:13:17,298 --> 00:13:20,500 No. This shit! 159 00:13:20,502 --> 00:13:23,503 Not the hole. 160 00:13:23,505 --> 00:13:26,138 Yeah, that's a black bear, Hank. 161 00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:29,408 Oh, for God's sake, it's not a black bear, Shane. 162 00:13:29,410 --> 00:13:32,612 Well, I think that makes the most sense, don't it? 163 00:13:32,614 --> 00:13:36,616 No, actually, I don't think that makes any sense, Shane, 164 00:13:36,618 --> 00:13:39,951 that a black bear would walk past all that fuckin' garbage? 165 00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,654 And all this fuckin' cat food 166 00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:44,456 just to come scratchin' at my door? 167 00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:47,426 No. Black bear'd eat its own shit 168 00:13:47,428 --> 00:13:49,629 just to have somethin' in its mouth. 169 00:13:49,631 --> 00:13:51,231 You know that. 170 00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:55,067 You wanna tell me what happened with that truck 171 00:13:55,069 --> 00:13:57,670 down the road this mornin'? 172 00:13:57,672 --> 00:14:00,939 - Oh. - He said you fired at him, Hank. 173 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:03,175 Yeah, well, he damn near ran me over. 174 00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:05,277 Well, he said you darted right out into the road. 175 00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:11,116 Well, he's a fuckin' liar. I was just checkin' the mail. 176 00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:13,854 You always check the mail with your shotgun, Hank? 177 00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:17,222 Sometimes. 178 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:20,060 That it, then? 179 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,497 Yep. 180 00:14:25,099 --> 00:14:27,432 Thanks for stopping by, officer. 181 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:30,304 [Shane] I stopped by Jessie's last night. 182 00:14:31,606 --> 00:14:35,008 Hank, they said they ain't seen ya. 183 00:14:36,644 --> 00:14:41,079 Listen, this thing with Abby, I know it's hard on you... 184 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,683 What do you know? The fuck do you know, Shane? Huh? 185 00:14:43,685 --> 00:14:46,451 What do you know about it? Huh? 186 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:47,620 Are you talkin' to her? 187 00:14:47,622 --> 00:14:49,221 Did she tell you to come check on me? 188 00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:53,726 I am just concerned is all. We're family. 189 00:14:53,728 --> 00:14:54,527 No, we're not. 190 00:14:54,529 --> 00:14:56,662 We sure as fuck shoulda been by now. 191 00:14:56,664 --> 00:14:59,567 It's been a goddamn decade! 192 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:05,573 Maybe she got tired of waitin' around. 193 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,510 Yep. 194 00:15:09,611 --> 00:15:11,544 Well, hey, look, you know what? 195 00:15:11,546 --> 00:15:18,183 You're so, uh... you're so concerned with me, Shane? 196 00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:21,554 Why don't you tell your sister next time she calls 197 00:15:21,556 --> 00:15:25,390 and I'm goin' crazy, I'm goin' crazy without her, 198 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:26,526 I'm goin' around town tellin' people 199 00:15:26,528 --> 00:15:31,062 there's a big bad wolf tryin' to blow our house down. 200 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:34,734 Everybody's startin' to talk. 201 00:15:34,736 --> 00:15:39,271 Maybe she oughta just come on home, then. 202 00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:40,673 Hank? 203 00:15:40,675 --> 00:15:42,708 If the big bad wolf comes by again, 204 00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:45,545 maybe you oughta shoot it with your camera 205 00:15:45,547 --> 00:15:47,513 instead of your 12-gauge. 206 00:15:47,515 --> 00:15:49,649 Make a more convincing argument. 207 00:15:49,651 --> 00:15:52,554 Okay. 208 00:15:59,594 --> 00:16:02,260 [soft music plays] 209 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,329 ♪ I know it's strange 210 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:08,636 ♪ but it feels like it's trying to get me ♪ 211 00:16:11,806 --> 00:16:15,373 ♪ Every day I stick around 212 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:20,479 ♪ Is just one more day in this town ♪ 213 00:16:20,481 --> 00:16:24,617 ♪ I've been trying to leave this town ♪ 214 00:16:24,619 --> 00:16:27,655 ♪ But it won't let me 215 00:16:28,790 --> 00:16:32,224 [indistinct] 216 00:16:32,226 --> 00:16:36,829 ♪ I know that you'll protect me ♪ 217 00:16:36,831 --> 00:16:40,566 ♪ Desert lands got a plan 218 00:16:40,568 --> 00:16:44,137 ♪ And a life of mystery 219 00:16:46,508 --> 00:16:50,208 ♪ Every day's a mountain day 220 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:53,311 - ♪ And the sun... - Hey, hey. 221 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,347 She has to start screaming, she's like "What's going on?!" 222 00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:57,282 And I don't wanna say it's a spider, 'cause I'm not, 223 00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,785 like, a little girl, you know, so I said it was an intruder, 224 00:16:59,787 --> 00:17:02,788 and she ended up getting, like, more upset with that. 225 00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:03,723 What's up, Bubba? 226 00:17:03,725 --> 00:17:06,324 Oh, hey, Hank, man! What's goin' on, buddy? 227 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:07,727 I was just talkin' about you. 228 00:17:07,729 --> 00:17:09,729 I was just telling Jane here about the time 229 00:17:09,731 --> 00:17:12,798 that you bagged that Sherman tank lookin' fuckin' buck. 230 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:13,766 It was down in the Waller 231 00:17:13,768 --> 00:17:16,434 over in Baines Prairies about two seasons ago, 232 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:18,538 and I don't think she fuckin' believes me. 233 00:17:18,540 --> 00:17:20,573 I don't believe that's English, so... 234 00:17:20,575 --> 00:17:22,542 No, you wouldn't believe this thing. 235 00:17:22,544 --> 00:17:23,809 It was like an airplane with a dick. 236 00:17:23,811 --> 00:17:26,111 It was nice! It was a good get. 237 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:28,614 - What was its name? - Val. 238 00:17:28,616 --> 00:17:30,783 Valentine! Valentine. 239 00:17:30,785 --> 00:17:34,286 Yeah. Where is Valentine? 240 00:17:34,288 --> 00:17:37,155 He's home. He's in the closet. 241 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:40,191 The fuck is Big Val doin' in the closet? 242 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:42,828 Uh, Abby don't like dead shit on her walls. 243 00:17:42,830 --> 00:17:45,397 Fuck that. You should bring it here, man. 244 00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:47,399 Put it... put it up on the fuckin' wall! 245 00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:49,569 That's a goddamn injustice! 246 00:17:49,571 --> 00:17:53,138 We'll put him up on the wall with the other goofy shit. 247 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:56,842 Yeah, 'cause the other thing is they ward off evil spirits. 248 00:17:56,844 --> 00:18:00,846 - Where did you hear that? - It's like a Indian thing. 249 00:18:00,848 --> 00:18:03,448 - I mean Native American. - [laughs] 250 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,385 Or like Vikings or some shit. 251 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,455 [coughs] 252 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,457 Whatcha got there, baby? 253 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,794 - The bare necessities. - I'll take care of it. 254 00:18:14,796 --> 00:18:16,294 What are you, running out of booze? 255 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,597 It's nothing you should worry about. 256 00:18:17,599 --> 00:18:19,497 I've seen you drink the mat juice. 257 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,500 Yeah, it's called a Gorilla Fart. 258 00:18:21,502 --> 00:18:23,536 Wait, you drink the spill out of the bar mats? 259 00:18:23,538 --> 00:18:25,638 Yeah, man, free is free. I got kids. 260 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:26,572 Wade. 261 00:18:26,574 --> 00:18:29,441 It's the only drink you'll give me for free. 262 00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:32,545 Jane, pour us two shots of that 1816, would you please? 263 00:18:32,547 --> 00:18:35,815 - Mm. - Have some self respect, Wade. 264 00:18:35,817 --> 00:18:39,685 - What's that? - A little self respect. Come on. 265 00:18:39,687 --> 00:18:43,388 - That's a healthy pour. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 266 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,925 No, no, no. That's Jane. 267 00:18:45,927 --> 00:18:48,628 I'm not gonna waste 1816 on you 268 00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:51,229 if you're gonna drink the shit out of the mats. 269 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:56,267 - Line 'em up. - Okay. 270 00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,871 - Whoo! - You're not gonna do this. 271 00:18:58,873 --> 00:19:00,506 [Wade blubbers] Come on. 272 00:19:00,508 --> 00:19:02,808 - All right. - That's a big boy. 273 00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:03,676 Yeah, that's real big. 274 00:19:03,678 --> 00:19:05,978 You're a grownup, Wade. You're a father. 275 00:19:05,980 --> 00:19:10,716 And that's why I get to do this. Okay. 276 00:19:10,718 --> 00:19:11,552 Cheers. 277 00:19:13,688 --> 00:19:16,388 Here's to being a proud American citizen. 278 00:19:16,390 --> 00:19:17,759 [laughs] 279 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,265 It's not as bad as the name suggests. 280 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:30,569 That's ridiculous. Get him a real shot, please. 281 00:19:30,571 --> 00:19:33,471 - Please. - What's it taste like? 282 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:35,843 It tastes like going blind. 283 00:19:51,025 --> 00:19:54,529 [thunder rumbles] 284 00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:04,498 [no audible dialogue] 285 00:21:34,529 --> 00:21:40,067 [growling, banging] 286 00:21:58,085 --> 00:22:01,789 - [growling] - Goddamn it! 287 00:22:23,644 --> 00:22:26,848 [roaring] 288 00:22:59,146 --> 00:23:01,015 [sighs] 289 00:23:13,628 --> 00:23:16,664 [soft guitar music plays] 290 00:23:31,112 --> 00:23:35,247 ♪ Well, I told you so 291 00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:40,552 ♪ And I don't hate to say 292 00:23:40,554 --> 00:23:43,656 ♪ You didn't see the trap set for you ♪ 293 00:23:43,658 --> 00:23:47,161 ♪ And it was plain as day 294 00:23:49,530 --> 00:23:53,265 ♪ But it's good to be alive 295 00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:58,203 ♪ Even when parts of you is dead ♪ 296 00:23:58,205 --> 00:24:01,240 ♪ And we have stepped over the sky ♪ 297 00:24:01,242 --> 00:24:05,680 ♪ That's the places where we've bled ♪ 298 00:24:07,048 --> 00:24:10,450 ♪ But this one's in your head 299 00:24:11,786 --> 00:24:14,789 ♪ In your head 300 00:24:16,190 --> 00:24:18,926 ♪ It's in your head 301 00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:46,885 ♪ Ahhh 302 00:24:46,887 --> 00:24:51,924 ♪ Ah, ah, ahhh 303 00:24:51,926 --> 00:24:54,893 ♪ And we are over the stars 304 00:24:54,895 --> 00:24:59,166 ♪ That's the places where we've bled ♪ 305 00:25:00,801 --> 00:25:04,705 ♪ And this one's in your head 306 00:25:05,940 --> 00:25:09,043 ♪ In your head 307 00:25:10,678 --> 00:25:12,611 ♪ It's in your head 308 00:25:12,613 --> 00:25:16,648 [screaming on TV] 309 00:25:16,650 --> 00:25:20,855 [screaming continues] 310 00:26:11,272 --> 00:26:14,275 [screaming on TV continues] 311 00:26:20,381 --> 00:26:25,753 [low growling] 312 00:26:32,393 --> 00:26:36,730 [growling continues] 313 00:26:39,066 --> 00:26:41,001 Ahh! 314 00:26:44,805 --> 00:26:47,241 - [grunts] - [gunshot] 315 00:27:04,258 --> 00:27:08,260 [Wade] Yeah, that's a pool of blood. 316 00:27:08,262 --> 00:27:11,964 I think you got it, buddy. 317 00:27:11,966 --> 00:27:15,870 You know, um, cats can do this shit. 318 00:27:17,872 --> 00:27:18,804 Definitely. I mean, 319 00:27:18,806 --> 00:27:20,439 Jess was watching a show on TV the other day 320 00:27:20,441 --> 00:27:22,441 that said cats are like evil fuckers. 321 00:27:22,443 --> 00:27:25,210 Like if a cat owner dies and no one finds 'em, 322 00:27:25,212 --> 00:27:27,012 like all the soft parts are gone. 323 00:27:27,014 --> 00:27:30,315 It'll come and eat his nose and his eyelids 324 00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:32,117 and is fucking ears. All the worst shit, 325 00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:34,386 so it looks like a screaming skull at the end of it. 326 00:27:34,388 --> 00:27:37,122 They don't give a fuck. And they're the same 327 00:27:37,124 --> 00:27:38,991 no matter what size, 328 00:27:38,993 --> 00:27:41,860 from a kitten up to like a Siberian tiger. 329 00:27:41,862 --> 00:27:45,030 They all act exactly the same, like they play 330 00:27:45,032 --> 00:27:47,332 and they have fun and they scamper 331 00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:49,401 and they purr and shit. 332 00:27:49,403 --> 00:27:51,405 So like... 333 00:27:53,774 --> 00:27:57,342 A panther could have done all this. 334 00:27:57,344 --> 00:28:00,846 They're on the rebound too. They're fucking again. 335 00:28:00,848 --> 00:28:03,384 You ever seen a panther, Wade? 336 00:28:04,519 --> 00:28:06,086 You know anybody that has? 337 00:28:08,422 --> 00:28:10,489 No. 338 00:28:10,491 --> 00:28:13,160 I mean, let me think. 339 00:28:16,263 --> 00:28:18,096 No. 340 00:28:18,098 --> 00:28:21,800 Did I tell you Abby's cat went missing? 341 00:28:21,802 --> 00:28:24,002 That's it. That's where your monster is right there. 342 00:28:24,004 --> 00:28:26,238 Like a barrel of toxic waste like fell off 343 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:30,342 of a government truck and Abby's cat like jumped in it 344 00:28:30,344 --> 00:28:34,379 and now it's big and it just wants to come home. 345 00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:37,218 It ain't a cat, Wade. 346 00:28:38,185 --> 00:28:40,689 How do you know, though? 347 00:28:42,156 --> 00:28:43,891 I saw it. 348 00:28:45,859 --> 00:28:48,329 Did you bring your rifle with you, bubba? 349 00:28:51,232 --> 00:28:55,234 Now, you said you saw its hand. 350 00:28:55,236 --> 00:28:59,572 Did you mean its hand or did you mean paw? 351 00:28:59,574 --> 00:29:01,942 [Hank] It looked like a hand, Wade. 352 00:29:04,445 --> 00:29:07,813 [Wade] I don't know, man. 353 00:29:07,815 --> 00:29:10,849 I was watching a video the other day on aliens, 354 00:29:10,851 --> 00:29:13,452 and if they land here scientists say they 355 00:29:13,454 --> 00:29:17,856 probably gonna be predators because they need meat to grow 356 00:29:17,858 --> 00:29:20,092 the brains the size they need to be 357 00:29:20,094 --> 00:29:22,129 to get the technology they need to fucking get here. 358 00:29:23,931 --> 00:29:25,163 And then they showed a bunch of pictures 359 00:29:25,165 --> 00:29:26,832 of what aliens could look like, 360 00:29:26,834 --> 00:29:28,967 and they don't look like us, man. 361 00:29:28,969 --> 00:29:31,203 It's like Dark Crystal shit. 362 00:29:31,205 --> 00:29:35,541 It's... like because they come from different gravities 363 00:29:35,543 --> 00:29:37,442 and they have different like chemical makeups. 364 00:29:37,444 --> 00:29:42,247 They're like... it could be a squid with like six eyes 365 00:29:42,249 --> 00:29:44,216 or it could have like no eyes and see with emotions 366 00:29:44,218 --> 00:29:49,321 and it was a fucking nightmare, Hank. 367 00:29:49,323 --> 00:29:51,323 It was a nightmare. 368 00:29:51,325 --> 00:29:54,259 And it wasn't a horror movie, it was the Discovery Channel. 369 00:29:54,261 --> 00:29:57,062 And it was during the fucking day. 370 00:29:57,064 --> 00:30:00,134 You watch a lot of TV, bubba. 371 00:30:01,935 --> 00:30:05,237 I'm just saying that if I see something like that 372 00:30:05,239 --> 00:30:07,472 come out of one of these bushes, 373 00:30:07,474 --> 00:30:11,511 I'm going to have a fucking mental breakdown, Hank. 374 00:30:11,513 --> 00:30:14,446 I wouldn't worry about it, Wade. 375 00:30:14,448 --> 00:30:16,481 You talk enough to clean the woods. 376 00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:18,352 You're right. You're right. 377 00:30:41,275 --> 00:30:43,310 Abby left. 378 00:30:44,311 --> 00:30:47,112 What do you mean? 379 00:30:47,114 --> 00:30:50,215 I mean she just left. 380 00:30:50,217 --> 00:30:53,352 Note on the fridge. 381 00:30:53,354 --> 00:30:56,056 Where'd she fucking go? 382 00:30:57,391 --> 00:31:01,193 I don't know. Miami maybe. 383 00:31:01,195 --> 00:31:04,498 That's where she went to school. Maybe to see her old boyfriend. 384 00:31:05,299 --> 00:31:08,467 Shit, man. 385 00:31:08,469 --> 00:31:11,036 Sitting here. I knew something else was going on, 386 00:31:11,038 --> 00:31:15,340 but I didn't say anything, I'm sorry. 387 00:31:15,342 --> 00:31:18,110 I'm just talking about aliens and squid creatures and shit. 388 00:31:18,112 --> 00:31:19,144 I'm an asshole. 389 00:31:19,146 --> 00:31:21,616 No. No. 390 00:31:33,093 --> 00:31:35,396 Thanks, bubba. 391 00:31:44,471 --> 00:31:48,108 - Wanna go get drunk? - Yeah, let's go and get drunk. 392 00:31:53,013 --> 00:31:57,217 [country music plays] 393 00:32:00,454 --> 00:32:03,488 ♪ Thirteen days of sunshine 394 00:32:03,490 --> 00:32:06,626 ♪ Couldn't get enough of it 395 00:32:06,628 --> 00:32:09,161 ♪ Thought that you would be my mine ♪ 396 00:32:09,163 --> 00:32:12,297 ♪ But there was one little thing I missed ♪ 397 00:32:12,299 --> 00:32:15,367 ♪ You don't like dogs 398 00:32:15,369 --> 00:32:19,505 ♪ And I got two 399 00:32:19,507 --> 00:32:25,210 ♪ But I loved you forever while we were together ♪ 400 00:32:25,212 --> 00:32:28,215 ♪ Thirteen days 401 00:32:29,483 --> 00:32:32,384 ♪ Thirteen nights for loving 402 00:32:32,386 --> 00:32:35,420 ♪ And you're half on the edge of town ♪ 403 00:32:35,422 --> 00:32:38,724 ♪ You kept your dishes in the oven ♪ 404 00:32:38,726 --> 00:32:41,460 ♪ And you never put the toilet seat down ♪ 405 00:32:41,462 --> 00:32:44,597 ♪ Well, you're a handsome man 406 00:32:44,599 --> 00:32:48,467 ♪ Who never finished school 407 00:32:48,469 --> 00:32:54,339 ♪ But I loved you forever while we were together ♪ 408 00:32:54,341 --> 00:32:59,110 - [music stops] - No. I'm not gonna sing. 409 00:32:59,112 --> 00:33:01,279 I bet you'd do it for Julie. 410 00:33:01,281 --> 00:33:04,351 Oh, I would do anything for Julie. 411 00:33:07,655 --> 00:33:11,056 - [both laugh] - [screams] 412 00:33:11,058 --> 00:33:13,258 [music continues] 413 00:33:13,260 --> 00:33:16,328 ♪ Thirteen days of something 414 00:33:16,330 --> 00:33:18,764 ♪ I never ever seen before 415 00:33:18,766 --> 00:33:22,067 ♪ You smudged makeup on the pillow ♪ 416 00:33:22,069 --> 00:33:25,370 ♪ You spilled nail polish on the floor ♪ 417 00:33:25,372 --> 00:33:28,440 [indistinct] 418 00:33:28,442 --> 00:33:32,444 ♪ All my money's gone 419 00:33:32,446 --> 00:33:34,614 [loud bang] 420 00:33:34,616 --> 00:33:36,751 Shane! 421 00:33:40,420 --> 00:33:42,187 Hank. 422 00:33:42,189 --> 00:33:45,725 You still think it's a bear, Shane? 423 00:33:45,727 --> 00:33:48,460 - That's a fucking bear trap. - That's a bear trap. 424 00:33:48,462 --> 00:33:50,262 Careful with the lawn now. I just... 425 00:33:50,264 --> 00:33:52,397 I had it caught, Shane, 426 00:33:52,399 --> 00:33:54,800 and it didn't chew its leg off, all right? 427 00:33:54,802 --> 00:33:58,871 It pried itself free. Do you believe that shit? 428 00:33:58,873 --> 00:34:03,776 Hank... you smell that? 429 00:34:03,778 --> 00:34:06,411 - What? - That's bacon. 430 00:34:06,413 --> 00:34:08,848 I'm not crazy. 431 00:34:08,850 --> 00:34:11,116 And I've seen enough of this thing to know 432 00:34:11,118 --> 00:34:12,484 I don't know what the hell it is. 433 00:34:12,486 --> 00:34:14,319 And unless it just fell out of the goddamn sky 434 00:34:14,321 --> 00:34:16,154 and landed in my backyard in the last few weeks, 435 00:34:16,156 --> 00:34:18,390 I can't be the only person that's ever seen it, right? 436 00:34:18,392 --> 00:34:20,626 I mean, there's gotta be reports. 437 00:34:20,628 --> 00:34:25,330 Reports of what, Hank? Monsters? 438 00:34:25,332 --> 00:34:28,133 My uncle Pete swore 439 00:34:28,135 --> 00:34:30,803 he saw the Lake George monster when he was a kid. 440 00:34:30,805 --> 00:34:34,439 Told that damn story every Christmas till the day he died. 441 00:34:34,441 --> 00:34:35,875 Now Hank, do you know the problem 442 00:34:35,877 --> 00:34:37,244 with my Uncle Pete's story? 443 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:39,845 The problem with Uncle Pete's story is 444 00:34:39,847 --> 00:34:44,917 there ain't no goddamn monster in Lake George. 445 00:34:44,919 --> 00:34:48,219 Just humor me. Please. 446 00:34:48,221 --> 00:34:50,790 - Do a little digging. - What am I digging for? 447 00:34:50,792 --> 00:34:53,893 I don't know. 448 00:34:53,895 --> 00:34:56,729 Police reports, you know? Similar descriptions. 449 00:34:56,731 --> 00:34:59,599 - I mean, you're the detective. - I am not a detective. 450 00:34:59,601 --> 00:35:03,603 I'm a police officer. 451 00:35:03,605 --> 00:35:07,873 Look, Hank, there ain't one goddamn town 452 00:35:07,875 --> 00:35:11,376 in this whole goddamn world that don't have someone saying 453 00:35:11,378 --> 00:35:14,780 they've seen something they can't explain. Right? 454 00:35:14,782 --> 00:35:16,949 Every lake has a lake monster, 455 00:35:16,951 --> 00:35:18,618 every forest has a big hairy ape. 456 00:35:18,620 --> 00:35:22,955 Hell, I could ask 100 people in this town alone, 457 00:35:22,957 --> 00:35:26,626 half of them gonna say they've see a UFO or a ghost. 458 00:35:26,628 --> 00:35:29,227 Shit, most of them are gonna say they seen both. 459 00:35:29,229 --> 00:35:32,565 Even though 500 years of hard science hasn't turned up 460 00:35:32,567 --> 00:35:35,568 one single scrap of evidence for either one. 461 00:35:35,570 --> 00:35:37,703 Not one single scrap. 462 00:35:37,705 --> 00:35:39,672 But that's what we do, you know? 463 00:35:39,674 --> 00:35:41,841 We fill in the blanks what we don't understand. 464 00:35:41,843 --> 00:35:43,709 It's human nature. 465 00:35:43,711 --> 00:35:47,278 We've been letting our imaginations draw faces 466 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,818 on the noises in the dark since we were living in caves. 467 00:35:52,352 --> 00:35:57,491 And we always draw sharp teeth. 468 00:36:02,864 --> 00:36:05,332 Eat your fucking food. 469 00:36:07,001 --> 00:36:10,672 [line ringing] 470 00:36:13,908 --> 00:36:15,741 Hi, this is Abby. 471 00:36:15,743 --> 00:36:23,649 I'm not around right now, so leave a message. 472 00:36:23,651 --> 00:36:25,520 [cocks gun] 473 00:36:52,013 --> 00:36:54,647 [indistinct chatter] 474 00:36:54,649 --> 00:36:58,884 What is this? It's the peanut wine. 475 00:36:58,886 --> 00:37:03,956 - Oh, the famous peanut wine. - Is it made out of peanuts? 476 00:37:03,958 --> 00:37:08,728 No, it's a vineyard in Georgia that's also like a peanut farm. 477 00:37:08,730 --> 00:37:11,530 Do you know the five "S's" of wine tasting? 478 00:37:11,532 --> 00:37:15,668 - I know sniff is your favorite. - Sniff is my favorite! 479 00:37:15,670 --> 00:37:17,737 Oh, God, this has aged so poorly. 480 00:37:17,739 --> 00:37:19,939 You can do four of those "S's," but not all of them. 481 00:37:19,941 --> 00:37:22,307 - Which one can't you do? - Huh? 482 00:37:22,309 --> 00:37:25,778 Seriously, Wade, I cannot believe you just said that. 483 00:37:25,780 --> 00:37:30,015 - Wait, what? - Are you pregnant? 484 00:37:30,017 --> 00:37:31,984 - Yes, we're pregnant. - Oh, no! 485 00:37:31,986 --> 00:37:34,854 - Congratulations! - I mean congratulations! 486 00:37:34,856 --> 00:37:37,923 - Congratulations. - Congratulations. Cheers! 487 00:37:37,925 --> 00:37:41,060 [Wade] I can't help it. I'm so potent. 488 00:37:41,062 --> 00:37:42,427 Congratulations. 489 00:37:42,429 --> 00:37:45,396 I just didn't want to spoil your day. 490 00:37:45,398 --> 00:37:48,567 Oh, no! This is the best gift. 491 00:37:48,569 --> 00:37:51,402 I'm so excited. Congratulations! 492 00:37:51,404 --> 00:37:54,840 Thank you, it's amazing. 493 00:37:54,842 --> 00:37:59,078 My question is, when are the two of you gonna have some kids? 494 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:02,447 [laughs] Maybe when they come out at eight years old 495 00:38:02,449 --> 00:38:04,683 so I don't have to do all the diaper shit. 496 00:38:04,685 --> 00:38:08,754 - [laughter] - Start out at a good age. 497 00:38:08,756 --> 00:38:13,594 - [indistinct chatter] - [laughter] 498 00:38:29,376 --> 00:38:32,079 [soft music plays] 499 00:38:58,639 --> 00:39:00,875 You doing all right, Hank? 500 00:39:05,713 --> 00:39:07,682 Yeah, I'm good. 501 00:39:19,961 --> 00:39:23,662 - [horn honks] - Oh! That's my ride. 502 00:39:23,664 --> 00:39:28,500 So I'm going to go start blowing all of this, 503 00:39:28,502 --> 00:39:32,671 and I'll see you later. 504 00:39:32,673 --> 00:39:36,510 - Okay. Night, Jane. - Good night. 505 00:41:44,038 --> 00:41:47,208 [rattling] 506 00:41:51,979 --> 00:41:57,051 - [growling, roaring] - [Hank shouts] 507 00:42:02,857 --> 00:42:06,727 [roaring] 508 00:42:10,631 --> 00:42:13,234 [roaring] 509 00:42:17,938 --> 00:42:19,738 [Hank] Oh, Jesus. 510 00:42:19,740 --> 00:42:23,110 - [low growl] - [Hank grunts] 511 00:42:24,645 --> 00:42:28,682 - [gun cocks] - Oh, God. Oh, my God. 512 00:42:33,654 --> 00:42:35,754 [gun cocks] 513 00:42:35,756 --> 00:42:38,257 - [meowing] - Darby? 514 00:42:38,259 --> 00:42:40,392 Darby, is that you, girl? 515 00:42:40,394 --> 00:42:42,995 - Oh, Jesus. Darby. Come here. - [yowling] 516 00:42:42,997 --> 00:42:44,129 - Hey. - [cat screeches] 517 00:42:44,131 --> 00:42:46,965 - [roaring] - Oh, my God! 518 00:42:46,967 --> 00:42:50,836 Oh! Oh, my God! 519 00:42:50,838 --> 00:42:54,273 What the fuck was that? What the fuck was that?! 520 00:42:54,275 --> 00:42:56,277 Oh! 521 00:45:48,349 --> 00:45:51,785 [sobbing quietly] 522 00:46:34,596 --> 00:46:38,299 [no audible dialogue] 523 00:47:07,328 --> 00:47:11,031 [footsteps approaching] 524 00:47:12,567 --> 00:47:15,235 [door rattling] 525 00:47:23,277 --> 00:47:27,381 [soft music plays] 526 00:47:33,253 --> 00:47:37,489 ♪ I love when you're around me ♪ 527 00:47:37,491 --> 00:47:41,594 ♪ Hug and hold me tight 528 00:47:41,596 --> 00:47:45,430 ♪ Come a little closer, dear There's not a thing to fear ♪ 529 00:47:45,432 --> 00:47:48,668 ♪ Stay for good this time 530 00:47:48,670 --> 00:47:52,538 ♪ Summer, winter spring or fall ♪ 531 00:47:52,540 --> 00:47:56,408 ♪ Whether rain or sun is shining ♪ 532 00:47:56,410 --> 00:48:00,145 ♪ Morning, noon and night 533 00:48:00,147 --> 00:48:03,281 ♪ Stay for good this time 534 00:48:03,283 --> 00:48:07,553 ♪ Oh, you know me all too well You left me for a spell ♪ 535 00:48:07,555 --> 00:48:10,389 ♪ I was here all alone 536 00:48:10,391 --> 00:48:15,060 ♪ Oh, I'm always thinking of you ♪ 537 00:48:15,062 --> 00:48:18,363 ♪ Calling on the telephone 538 00:48:18,365 --> 00:48:22,367 ♪ Dark nights Creeping shadows ♪ 539 00:48:22,369 --> 00:48:26,572 ♪ Makes me think of you 540 00:48:26,574 --> 00:48:31,311 ♪ Don't you think of me too? 541 00:48:33,046 --> 00:48:37,048 ♪ The birds leave every autumn ♪ 542 00:48:37,050 --> 00:48:40,553 ♪ Return again by summertime 543 00:48:40,555 --> 00:48:44,489 ♪ I feel like it's always darkest ♪ 544 00:48:44,491 --> 00:48:48,160 ♪ Stay for good this time 545 00:48:48,162 --> 00:48:51,731 ♪ Stay for good this time 546 00:48:51,733 --> 00:48:54,067 [music stops] 547 00:49:02,677 --> 00:49:04,612 Hank? 548 00:49:23,765 --> 00:49:26,400 You wanna put that in or not? 549 00:49:35,275 --> 00:49:37,612 It's my birthday tomorrow. 550 00:49:40,615 --> 00:49:43,248 I know that. 551 00:49:43,250 --> 00:49:45,587 Abby, of course I know that. 552 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:50,121 We need to get the house in order. 553 00:49:50,123 --> 00:49:52,725 - Everybody's coming over. - No. 554 00:49:52,727 --> 00:49:54,560 Abby, we can't have people over right now. 555 00:49:54,562 --> 00:49:56,029 Why not? 556 00:49:57,699 --> 00:50:00,098 Because I told you that thing comes every night. 557 00:50:00,100 --> 00:50:02,735 - Come on, Hank. - Abby, what? What? 558 00:50:02,737 --> 00:50:05,170 The monster? 559 00:50:05,172 --> 00:50:10,175 Yes, fine. You want me to put a name on it? 560 00:50:10,177 --> 00:50:11,644 - Yeah, it's a monster. - Okay. 561 00:50:11,646 --> 00:50:14,081 She didn't get hit by a car, Abby. 562 00:50:16,651 --> 00:50:20,586 I saw that thing pick her up and take a bite out of her 563 00:50:20,588 --> 00:50:22,722 like she was a goddamn apple. 564 00:50:22,724 --> 00:50:24,790 Then kill it, Hank. 565 00:50:24,792 --> 00:50:27,294 You're a hunter, right? 566 00:50:29,096 --> 00:50:31,699 That's what you do, you kill things. 567 00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:36,702 You say it's coming tonight? 568 00:50:36,704 --> 00:50:42,409 Great. When it gets here, then just fucking kill it. 569 00:50:46,146 --> 00:50:48,246 Can you please fix the front door? 570 00:50:48,248 --> 00:50:50,685 I don't want to have to explain that to everybody. 571 00:51:25,485 --> 00:51:27,822 [sighs] 572 00:51:36,496 --> 00:51:39,166 You put the buck back on the wall. 573 00:51:40,802 --> 00:51:43,703 Yeah. He has a name, by the way. 574 00:51:43,705 --> 00:51:46,271 It's Valentine. 575 00:51:46,273 --> 00:51:48,442 It's supposed to be good luck. 576 00:51:49,811 --> 00:51:53,579 - Who told you that? - Fucking Wade. 577 00:51:53,581 --> 00:51:57,349 [laughs] He said the Indians said it. 578 00:51:57,351 --> 00:52:00,220 Or the Vikings or some shit. 579 00:52:04,424 --> 00:52:06,861 What time is this thing showing up? 580 00:52:08,930 --> 00:52:11,498 Any minute now. 581 00:52:12,834 --> 00:52:15,335 If it shows up at all. 582 00:52:16,938 --> 00:52:19,538 I thought you said it comes every night. 583 00:52:19,540 --> 00:52:23,843 It does. It has. 584 00:52:23,845 --> 00:52:26,812 Every night since you left. 585 00:52:26,814 --> 00:52:29,548 But now you're back. 586 00:52:29,550 --> 00:52:34,954 So I don't know what's gonna happen. 587 00:52:34,956 --> 00:52:38,458 Hell, I'm not entirely convinced it's not you. 588 00:52:39,594 --> 00:52:41,627 What's that supposed to mean? 589 00:52:41,629 --> 00:52:44,864 I don't know. 590 00:52:44,866 --> 00:52:49,935 You some kind of shapeshifter, Abby? 591 00:52:49,937 --> 00:52:52,907 Like a werewolf or something? 592 00:52:56,611 --> 00:52:59,310 You got me. 593 00:52:59,312 --> 00:53:02,515 No, I'm seri... I'm serious. 594 00:53:02,517 --> 00:53:07,287 [chuckles This is good. What did you open? 595 00:53:08,589 --> 00:53:10,490 It's wine. 596 00:53:12,259 --> 00:53:15,260 I don't know, you tell me. Do your, um... 597 00:53:15,262 --> 00:53:18,898 Do your little swirly sniff test thing. 598 00:53:18,900 --> 00:53:21,401 See if you can get it. 599 00:53:23,303 --> 00:53:25,973 Not really feeling like it tonight. 600 00:53:38,653 --> 00:53:40,588 Okay. 601 00:53:47,662 --> 00:53:50,631 Where'd you go, Abby? 602 00:53:52,967 --> 00:53:55,368 Miami. 603 00:53:57,705 --> 00:53:59,471 Yeah. 604 00:53:59,473 --> 00:54:01,809 Figured. 605 00:54:03,644 --> 00:54:08,814 You go down there and see your old boyfriend? Huh? 606 00:54:08,816 --> 00:54:10,783 The old fast-talking city boy who got you 607 00:54:10,785 --> 00:54:14,687 into all this fancy wine shit in the first place? 608 00:54:14,689 --> 00:54:17,757 That right? 609 00:54:17,759 --> 00:54:19,457 Yeah, of course that's what you'd think. 610 00:54:19,459 --> 00:54:21,696 What am I supposed to think? 611 00:54:22,730 --> 00:54:24,597 I don't know, Hank. 612 00:54:24,599 --> 00:54:29,036 That I went to my reunion, like I told you. 613 00:54:30,370 --> 00:54:31,871 That I begged you to come to. 614 00:54:31,873 --> 00:54:34,405 But you said you didn't want to drive all that way 615 00:54:34,407 --> 00:54:38,711 just to put on a tie and stare up people's noses. 616 00:54:38,713 --> 00:54:40,913 Well, it's 'cause they're snobs. 617 00:54:40,915 --> 00:54:42,950 Yeah, I got it. 618 00:54:45,853 --> 00:54:52,024 [sighs] So you didn't see him then? 619 00:54:52,026 --> 00:54:53,995 Is that what you're saying? 620 00:54:55,797 --> 00:54:58,065 No, I did see him. 621 00:55:03,671 --> 00:55:06,639 He was at the reunion with his wife. 622 00:55:06,641 --> 00:55:10,410 And they left early to go get their kids. 623 00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:15,583 That's not really the point, Hank. 624 00:55:17,752 --> 00:55:21,889 Okay. Okay. 625 00:55:23,524 --> 00:55:27,960 Well, that explains about nine hours. 626 00:55:27,962 --> 00:55:32,033 What about the other four weeks you were gone? Hm? 627 00:55:35,402 --> 00:55:39,874 - [cocking gun repeatedly] - Stop that. 628 00:55:45,146 --> 00:55:46,979 Did you know I'm the only member of my family 629 00:55:46,981 --> 00:55:51,517 that's been on a plane? 630 00:55:51,519 --> 00:55:53,386 Okay. 631 00:55:54,722 --> 00:55:56,789 All right, Abby. What is the point? 632 00:55:56,791 --> 00:56:00,493 Barlow is enough for them. That's the point. 633 00:56:01,596 --> 00:56:03,898 But it's not enough for me. 634 00:56:06,801 --> 00:56:10,468 I need art and culture. 635 00:56:10,470 --> 00:56:12,872 And food that isn't brown 636 00:56:12,874 --> 00:56:17,812 and music that isn't all banjos. 637 00:56:22,617 --> 00:56:25,751 You know, while I was gone, 638 00:56:25,753 --> 00:56:27,755 I had sushi... 639 00:56:29,489 --> 00:56:31,857 ...and curry and Cuban food 640 00:56:31,859 --> 00:56:37,162 and... tamales 641 00:56:37,164 --> 00:56:38,998 from a guy on a bike. 642 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:44,803 And I saw a jazz band play on the street 643 00:56:44,805 --> 00:56:47,172 and I drank wines that I couldn't even pronounce. 644 00:56:47,174 --> 00:56:50,676 And I went to a museum and I went to a baseball game. 645 00:56:50,678 --> 00:56:52,580 And... 646 00:56:53,781 --> 00:56:57,516 ...that was all in just one city. 647 00:56:57,518 --> 00:57:01,486 That was just Miami, and just one month. 648 00:57:01,488 --> 00:57:04,158 Four hours from our front porch. 649 00:57:07,795 --> 00:57:10,729 I spent the last month 650 00:57:10,731 --> 00:57:14,969 trying to run my business without my partner. 651 00:57:16,971 --> 00:57:19,972 Trying to keep our dirty laundry from 652 00:57:19,974 --> 00:57:22,675 getting aired all over town. 653 00:57:22,677 --> 00:57:27,913 Thinking I was losing my fucking mind and my best friend. 654 00:57:27,915 --> 00:57:31,752 Wondering if I was ever gonna see you again. 655 00:57:33,888 --> 00:57:37,058 But hey, tamales. 656 00:57:39,260 --> 00:57:41,593 I'm glad you had such a good time. 657 00:57:41,595 --> 00:57:44,697 I am sorry about all of that. 658 00:57:44,699 --> 00:57:46,767 Good. 659 00:57:48,803 --> 00:57:51,103 - I did want to call. - Hm. 660 00:57:51,105 --> 00:57:55,074 But I knew if I did that you'd just convince me to come back, 661 00:57:55,076 --> 00:57:58,944 or I'd... I'd get so mad at you 662 00:57:58,946 --> 00:58:03,048 that I would never come home at all, so... 663 00:58:03,050 --> 00:58:06,952 I figured I'd just have to figure it out for myself. 664 00:58:06,954 --> 00:58:11,192 Well, did you? 665 00:58:17,331 --> 00:58:21,235 You know when I came home after school that summer? 666 00:58:22,670 --> 00:58:27,139 I was just gonna save some money, 667 00:58:27,141 --> 00:58:32,711 see my parents, and that was it. 668 00:58:32,713 --> 00:58:35,047 I never intended to stay here. 669 00:58:35,049 --> 00:58:37,349 Well, why did you, Abby? 670 00:58:37,351 --> 00:58:40,753 For Christ sake, why'd you stay? 671 00:58:40,755 --> 00:58:43,024 Because of you, Hank. 672 00:58:44,191 --> 00:58:46,258 Because of you, you wooed me, 673 00:58:46,260 --> 00:58:50,297 and you swept me off my feet and I fucking fell for it. 674 00:58:51,932 --> 00:58:55,202 Goddamn it, you used to look at me like I was... 675 00:58:56,737 --> 00:59:00,305 You used to look at me like... 676 00:59:00,307 --> 00:59:03,110 ...you couldn't believe that I existed. 677 00:59:04,779 --> 00:59:08,147 Like you couldn't believe your luck. You know? 678 00:59:08,149 --> 00:59:12,086 And now, you hardly look at me at all. 679 00:59:13,954 --> 00:59:16,057 Look at me, Hank. 680 00:59:18,092 --> 00:59:20,959 I see you, 681 00:59:20,961 --> 00:59:24,096 cutting eyes at other girls all the time. 682 00:59:24,098 --> 00:59:29,935 - Oh, come on. - I'm not crazy. 683 00:59:29,937 --> 00:59:31,270 I don't think everything's gonna be all 684 00:59:31,272 --> 00:59:33,739 spontaneous and new forever. 685 00:59:33,741 --> 00:59:37,645 But I know you, and I know you're a hunter. 686 00:59:39,847 --> 00:59:43,649 Maybe it was all about the pursuit all those years ago, 687 00:59:43,651 --> 00:59:46,887 and now you're just looking for something else to chase. 688 00:59:51,992 --> 00:59:55,260 And now it's been ten years, 689 00:59:55,262 --> 00:59:57,965 and I wake up and... 690 00:59:59,233 --> 01:00:02,868 ...I'm a 33-year-old 691 01:00:02,870 --> 01:00:06,872 unmarried, childless bar manager 692 01:00:06,874 --> 01:00:10,945 living in the only place that I really ever wanted to leave. 693 01:00:13,814 --> 01:00:18,450 And I think maybe you're looking around 694 01:00:18,452 --> 01:00:23,288 to see if there's something else you can chase. 695 01:00:23,290 --> 01:00:25,824 And I'm thinking about all those things that I gave up 696 01:00:25,826 --> 01:00:28,395 just for a spot on your wall. 697 01:00:35,970 --> 01:00:38,372 Everyone I know is married. 698 01:00:40,107 --> 01:00:42,343 They all have kids. 699 01:00:45,279 --> 01:00:48,315 And I have to hear it all the time, you know. 700 01:00:50,184 --> 01:00:52,951 "What are you two doing? 701 01:00:52,953 --> 01:00:55,689 What's he waiting for?" 702 01:00:57,825 --> 01:00:59,024 I used to think that was just some 703 01:00:59,026 --> 01:01:01,093 small town bullshit I didn't care about. 704 01:01:01,095 --> 01:01:06,901 You know? Getting married, having a whole litter of kids. 705 01:01:10,237 --> 01:01:14,273 I don't know, Hank. What are we doing? 706 01:01:14,275 --> 01:01:18,379 - [laughs] - What are you waiting for? 707 01:01:20,981 --> 01:01:22,850 Because if you're waiting for me to look like 708 01:01:24,318 --> 01:01:26,519 Jane again... 709 01:01:26,521 --> 01:01:27,554 Oh! 710 01:01:27,556 --> 01:01:30,255 You know 20-something years old, stars in my eyes, 711 01:01:30,257 --> 01:01:33,091 or if you're just looking for some other dumb doe to chase, 712 01:01:33,093 --> 01:01:34,527 I really wish you would tell me. 713 01:01:34,529 --> 01:01:37,865 Because it would make things a whole lot easier. 714 01:01:41,268 --> 01:01:44,138 You have everything you want here. 715 01:01:46,006 --> 01:01:49,775 You have me, you have the bar, 716 01:01:49,777 --> 01:01:53,180 you have Wade, you have your hunting buddies. 717 01:01:55,082 --> 01:01:58,817 You have all these woods and this big fucking house, 718 01:01:58,819 --> 01:02:01,355 this falling-apart house. 719 01:02:06,060 --> 01:02:09,494 But what if I had gone back to the city, you know, 720 01:02:09,496 --> 01:02:13,167 all those years ago, and you had come with me? 721 01:02:14,368 --> 01:02:17,236 And we'd been living in, like, 722 01:02:17,238 --> 01:02:21,775 a one-bedroom walk-up all these years, you know? 723 01:02:27,181 --> 01:02:29,549 You could hear our neighbors above us, 724 01:02:29,551 --> 01:02:32,286 the traffic outside. 725 01:02:35,356 --> 01:02:37,222 You didn't any of that stuff 726 01:02:37,224 --> 01:02:40,861 and you couldn't wander into the woods any time you wanted. 727 01:02:44,566 --> 01:02:47,502 You didn't have any of the things that made you you, or 728 01:02:49,837 --> 01:02:51,905 gave you purpose. 729 01:02:57,579 --> 01:02:59,547 Would I be enough for you? 730 01:03:02,316 --> 01:03:04,184 I don't think I would. 731 01:03:06,253 --> 01:03:08,621 Baby. 732 01:03:08,623 --> 01:03:11,492 Hey, look. 733 01:03:18,332 --> 01:03:20,234 Look at that. 734 01:03:22,570 --> 01:03:28,340 Now I'm a 34-year-old... 735 01:03:28,342 --> 01:03:32,277 ...unmarried, childless 736 01:03:32,279 --> 01:03:35,550 bar manager that lives in the sticks. 737 01:03:41,255 --> 01:03:43,357 Thirty-four. 738 01:03:47,529 --> 01:03:51,265 You remember where we were tonight ten years ago? 739 01:03:55,603 --> 01:03:58,070 Yeah. 740 01:03:58,072 --> 01:04:01,141 Uh-huh. Right here. 741 01:04:02,610 --> 01:04:05,012 Right in this room. 742 01:04:10,084 --> 01:04:11,283 Sometimes it feels like 743 01:04:11,285 --> 01:04:13,187 we've lived our whole lives in this room. 744 01:04:22,296 --> 01:04:24,532 I don't think your monster is coming. 745 01:04:30,037 --> 01:04:33,440 [footsteps climbing stairs] 746 01:04:51,458 --> 01:04:54,960 - "For Julie?" - Wait, what is it? 747 01:04:54,962 --> 01:04:55,828 Who the fuck is Julie? 748 01:04:55,830 --> 01:04:58,063 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me see that. 749 01:04:58,065 --> 01:05:03,034 [laughs] No way! Listen, this... this is incredible. 750 01:05:03,036 --> 01:05:05,538 I mean, this is a very romantic birthday. 751 01:05:05,540 --> 01:05:08,674 Oh, yeah, talk about putting lipstick on a fucking pig. 752 01:05:08,676 --> 01:05:14,146 But this tape, which is probably full of horribly embarrassing, 753 01:05:14,148 --> 01:05:17,315 very dated, super emotional songs 754 01:05:17,317 --> 01:05:19,117 that you put on a tape for another girl. 755 01:05:19,119 --> 01:05:20,520 Oh, no, just one song. 756 01:05:20,522 --> 01:05:22,187 I'm sorry, there's one song on here? 757 01:05:22,189 --> 01:05:23,355 Yeah, you know, you put one song and 758 01:05:23,357 --> 01:05:24,423 you repeat it over and over again. 759 01:05:24,425 --> 01:05:25,658 No, I don't know this. 760 01:05:25,660 --> 01:05:28,093 - So you don't have to rewind. - You do it over and over? 761 01:05:28,095 --> 01:05:30,730 - Oh, my God. - Okay, so this tape 762 01:05:30,732 --> 01:05:34,366 is full of one song, over and over, 763 01:05:34,368 --> 01:05:37,068 for another girl that is not me 764 01:05:37,070 --> 01:05:40,372 but it somehow made its way here on my birthday. 765 01:05:40,374 --> 01:05:44,544 This gift, you can't put a bow on it. 766 01:05:44,546 --> 01:05:48,781 - Oh, don't pull that shit. - You can't unwrap this tape. 767 01:05:48,783 --> 01:05:51,049 I just said that to you, come on. 768 01:05:51,051 --> 01:05:55,588 This is truly experiential. 769 01:05:55,590 --> 01:05:59,293 - Just play the fucking tape. - I'm gonna play the tape. 770 01:06:01,428 --> 01:06:04,062 - [soft rock plays] - [laughter, chatter] 771 01:06:04,064 --> 01:06:09,569 ♪ There is a house in New Orleans ♪ 772 01:06:09,571 --> 01:06:14,372 ♪ They call the rising sun 773 01:06:14,374 --> 01:06:19,512 ♪ And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy ♪ 774 01:06:19,514 --> 01:06:24,249 ♪ And Lord I know I'm one 775 01:06:24,251 --> 01:06:25,785 ♪ My mother [voice cracks] 776 01:06:25,787 --> 01:06:29,254 ♪ And we cannot be defeated 777 01:06:29,256 --> 01:06:31,824 ♪ They can take our bones 778 01:06:31,826 --> 01:06:34,827 ♪ And bury them deep under the river ♪ 779 01:06:34,829 --> 01:06:38,163 ♪ And we'll still be together 780 01:06:38,165 --> 01:06:40,465 ♪ We lost ourselves in the city lights ♪ 781 01:06:40,467 --> 01:06:42,802 ♪ With the long rides home and the quiet nights ♪ 782 01:06:42,804 --> 01:06:46,806 ♪ But we know we're the only ones ♪ 783 01:06:46,808 --> 01:06:50,141 ♪ We know we're the only ones 784 01:06:50,143 --> 01:06:54,145 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Abby 785 01:06:54,147 --> 01:06:56,381 - That's my girl. - Oh, my bitch. 786 01:06:56,383 --> 01:07:01,486 ♪ Happy birthday to you 787 01:07:01,488 --> 01:07:03,556 [laughs] Love you! 788 01:07:03,558 --> 01:07:07,158 Okay, you guys have to promise not to laugh. 789 01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:09,494 This is my first attempt. 790 01:07:09,496 --> 01:07:12,330 - Oh, I know what that is. - Jesus Christ, what is that? 791 01:07:12,332 --> 01:07:15,367 - Take one and pass it down. - Is that pond water? 792 01:07:15,369 --> 01:07:20,773 [laughs] I call it Sauvignon Brun, because it's... brown. 793 01:07:20,775 --> 01:07:24,777 It looks more like Sauvignon Bluhh! 794 01:07:24,779 --> 01:07:26,512 - Hey, be nice. - I'm sorry... 795 01:07:26,514 --> 01:07:28,548 You made this? Abby, you made this? 796 01:07:28,550 --> 01:07:29,615 Yeah. 797 01:07:29,617 --> 01:07:33,318 So you like stomped on grapes with your dirty feet. 798 01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:37,289 - Is that why it's brown? - Uh, no. It just... 799 01:07:37,291 --> 01:07:39,659 I didn't seal it right so it oxidized, 800 01:07:39,661 --> 01:07:42,193 you know how like an apple goes brown? 801 01:07:42,195 --> 01:07:44,296 - [Wade] That means it's rotten. - Shut up, baby. 802 01:07:44,298 --> 01:07:46,799 I'm not trying to be negative. I'm just curious. 803 01:07:46,801 --> 01:07:51,171 Does anyone know the proper way to taste wine? 804 01:07:52,205 --> 01:07:56,308 See. Swirl. 805 01:07:56,310 --> 01:07:58,078 Sniff. 806 01:07:59,547 --> 01:08:03,183 - Sip and savor. - That's right. 807 01:08:05,352 --> 01:08:07,553 - You guys remember Jonestown? - [laughter] 808 01:08:07,555 --> 01:08:11,222 - I think about it all the time. - Did we just do a pact? 809 01:08:11,224 --> 01:08:13,793 [Wade] Oh, man, we didn't even do any community outreach. 810 01:08:13,795 --> 01:08:17,329 - [laughter] - This is so much fun, guys. 811 01:08:17,331 --> 01:08:19,834 I don't even remember the last time I actually got drunk. 812 01:08:21,669 --> 01:08:25,203 I do. I think it was like two glasses of wine ago. 813 01:08:25,205 --> 01:08:27,673 Ha-ha. [laughs] 814 01:08:27,675 --> 01:08:29,542 No, well, mama got the nuggets 815 01:08:29,544 --> 01:08:31,644 and she told us to live it up a little bit. 816 01:08:31,646 --> 01:08:35,447 You... you-you. We're staying up to the crack of 12:30. 817 01:08:35,449 --> 01:08:37,415 - [laughter] - Whoa! 818 01:08:37,417 --> 01:08:39,852 - Party animals. - Yeah. 819 01:08:39,854 --> 01:08:40,853 Speak for yourself. 820 01:08:40,855 --> 01:08:42,755 [Hank] I may have three glasses of wine tonight. 821 01:08:42,757 --> 01:08:45,758 - Whoa! - So, uh, Hank. 822 01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:49,562 Is your monster stopping by tonight? 823 01:08:49,564 --> 01:08:51,764 Shane. 824 01:08:51,766 --> 01:08:54,434 - Come on, man. - What? Everybody knows. 825 01:08:55,837 --> 01:08:57,469 Oh, come on. 826 01:08:57,471 --> 01:08:58,771 There's a goddamn elephant in the room 827 01:08:58,773 --> 01:09:00,906 and no one wants to talk about it. 828 01:09:00,908 --> 01:09:04,242 It wasn't an elephant. 829 01:09:04,244 --> 01:09:08,346 - It was a panther. - [laughter] 830 01:09:08,348 --> 01:09:11,817 All right, I do have one question. 831 01:09:11,819 --> 01:09:18,658 Uh... has anyone here seen a UFO? 832 01:09:18,660 --> 01:09:21,261 - Yes. - I did once. 833 01:09:22,496 --> 01:09:25,631 See? Now, Pam. 834 01:09:25,633 --> 01:09:28,534 You are sure it was an alien spacecraft? 835 01:09:28,536 --> 01:09:32,337 It couldn't have been a plane, a helicopter, a weather balloon? 836 01:09:32,339 --> 01:09:34,573 It wasn't a weather balloon. No. 837 01:09:34,575 --> 01:09:38,577 Do you have any idea how vast the universe is? 838 01:09:38,579 --> 01:09:43,448 I do, it's like... like nine football fields wide. 839 01:09:43,450 --> 01:09:47,485 And if you are smart enough to travel billions of light years, 840 01:09:47,487 --> 01:09:49,689 why the fuck would you come to Barlow? 841 01:09:49,691 --> 01:09:51,757 - I mean, that's a good point. - You're not wrong. 842 01:09:51,759 --> 01:09:53,993 - You're not wrong on that one. - I am not wrong. 843 01:09:53,995 --> 01:09:57,462 - Because I am a police officer. - You're a police officer? 844 01:09:57,464 --> 01:10:00,733 Did you guys know... did you know that? 845 01:10:00,735 --> 01:10:01,466 I had heard, yeah. 846 01:10:01,468 --> 01:10:04,904 [Shane] And as a police officer, 847 01:10:04,906 --> 01:10:08,306 it is my job to use logic and evidence 848 01:10:08,308 --> 01:10:11,544 and the powers of deduction to figure things out. 849 01:10:11,546 --> 01:10:12,545 And that is why, Pam, 850 01:10:12,547 --> 01:10:16,916 a zig-zagging light in the sky ain't a UFO, 851 01:10:16,918 --> 01:10:20,786 a glob of dust on a photo ain't a ghost, 852 01:10:20,788 --> 01:10:23,622 and Hank, whatever the hell has been coming around 853 01:10:23,624 --> 01:10:26,357 your house for the last month, 854 01:10:26,359 --> 01:10:28,894 it ain't a goblin or a goddamn demon 855 01:10:28,896 --> 01:10:31,664 or anything else magical or supernatural, all right? 856 01:10:31,666 --> 01:10:33,065 It's just not. 857 01:10:33,067 --> 01:10:35,034 [Abby] Shane, this is not the time or the place. 858 01:10:35,036 --> 01:10:37,703 I'm sorry, for the last month 859 01:10:37,705 --> 01:10:40,405 Hank has been shooting at cars 860 01:10:40,407 --> 01:10:42,541 and ranting and raving about monsters, 861 01:10:42,543 --> 01:10:44,744 and now we're all gonna sit here and pretend it didn't happen? 862 01:10:44,746 --> 01:10:47,412 I mean, we're all friends, some of us are family. 863 01:10:47,414 --> 01:10:48,080 Shane, stop! 864 01:10:48,082 --> 01:10:49,715 Some of us should be family 865 01:10:49,717 --> 01:10:51,984 and I'm saying all of this because I love you. 866 01:10:51,986 --> 01:10:52,818 Is that what it is? 867 01:10:52,820 --> 01:10:55,621 You're doing it because you love me? 868 01:10:55,623 --> 01:10:58,591 I love you too, buddy. 869 01:10:58,593 --> 01:11:00,962 I love you too, Shane. 870 01:11:05,066 --> 01:11:06,466 You're right. 871 01:11:08,736 --> 01:11:11,369 I've been an asshole lately. 872 01:11:11,371 --> 01:11:14,339 Well, longer than lately, I guess. 873 01:11:14,341 --> 01:11:19,344 But lately I've been more of an asshole and I'm sorry for that. 874 01:11:19,346 --> 01:11:22,917 And you're right, maybe we should've been family by now. 875 01:11:25,753 --> 01:11:29,624 But you're wrong about what I saw. 876 01:11:31,826 --> 01:11:36,461 Oh, my God, the fucking ego on you. 877 01:11:36,463 --> 01:11:40,699 You're a bachelor sheriff in a backwoods shithole 878 01:11:40,701 --> 01:11:43,836 and you think you got it all figured out. 879 01:11:43,838 --> 01:11:45,940 Right, baby? 880 01:11:48,810 --> 01:11:51,378 You're right, baby. 881 01:11:53,815 --> 01:11:57,149 Hell, you're right about most things most of the time. 882 01:11:57,151 --> 01:11:59,484 You're right about this town. 883 01:11:59,486 --> 01:12:02,453 This town is nothing but a speck of dust in a great big world 884 01:12:02,455 --> 01:12:05,524 that's nothing but a speck of dust in a galaxy, 885 01:12:05,526 --> 01:12:08,629 that's nothing but a speck of dust in a big wide universe. 886 01:12:10,832 --> 01:12:12,463 And if no thinking thing in its right mind 887 01:12:12,465 --> 01:12:16,771 is gonna go all that way to come to Barlow... 888 01:12:20,541 --> 01:12:24,512 ...well, how could I ever expect you to stay here? 889 01:12:27,949 --> 01:12:30,149 You're right, I... 890 01:12:30,151 --> 01:12:35,523 I never gave enough thought to the things that made you happy. 891 01:12:36,891 --> 01:12:38,557 To the things you care about, 892 01:12:38,559 --> 01:12:41,128 or... the things that make you who you are. 893 01:12:43,965 --> 01:12:47,766 Or hell, maybe I ignored them sometimes 894 01:12:47,768 --> 01:12:49,602 because, I don't know, 895 01:12:49,604 --> 01:12:53,939 they made me feel small or stupid. 896 01:12:53,941 --> 01:12:55,977 Just selfish shit, you know? 897 01:13:00,715 --> 01:13:02,815 I always knew with you I caught something 898 01:13:02,817 --> 01:13:06,986 that you can't lock up. 899 01:13:06,988 --> 01:13:08,723 And then I went and tried to do it anyway. 900 01:13:10,591 --> 01:13:13,859 I'm sorry. 901 01:13:13,861 --> 01:13:16,528 So let's get the fuck out of here. 902 01:13:16,530 --> 01:13:19,098 Let's get out of this place. Sell the bar, 903 01:13:19,100 --> 01:13:23,035 let's get rid of this big stupid goddamn house 904 01:13:23,037 --> 01:13:25,470 that's been in my family, it's been killing everybody, 905 01:13:25,472 --> 01:13:26,972 I'm never gonna fix it. 906 01:13:26,974 --> 01:13:29,675 You're right about that too. And let's move. 907 01:13:29,677 --> 01:13:32,077 You want to move to Miami? Let's go. 908 01:13:32,079 --> 01:13:35,915 Or Madrid, Moscow... 909 01:13:35,917 --> 01:13:37,952 I'll go anywhere with you. 910 01:13:39,854 --> 01:13:43,055 Anywhere. 911 01:13:43,057 --> 01:13:44,623 Because, yeah, you're right about most things, 912 01:13:44,625 --> 01:13:47,194 but you're wrong about one thing. 913 01:13:48,829 --> 01:13:51,464 You are enough for me, Abby. 914 01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:02,643 One... one more thing. 915 01:14:17,525 --> 01:14:20,227 - This is... shit. Sorry. - [feedback] 916 01:14:21,529 --> 01:14:23,963 This is for you, baby, 917 01:14:23,965 --> 01:14:26,867 and Julie. 918 01:14:28,269 --> 01:14:31,639 [soft rock plays] 919 01:14:41,782 --> 01:14:44,850 ♪ You say 920 01:14:44,852 --> 01:14:47,955 ♪ I only hear what I want to 921 01:14:53,327 --> 01:14:56,829 ♪ And you say 922 01:14:56,831 --> 01:14:59,965 ♪ I talk so all the time 923 01:14:59,967 --> 01:15:02,036 ♪ So 924 01:15:06,107 --> 01:15:08,674 ♪ And I thought what I felt was simple ♪ 925 01:15:08,676 --> 01:15:11,844 ♪ And I thought that I don't belong ♪ 926 01:15:11,846 --> 01:15:15,214 ♪ And now that I am leaving 927 01:15:15,216 --> 01:15:17,249 ♪ Now I know that I did something wrong ♪ 928 01:15:17,251 --> 01:15:19,620 ♪ 'Cause I missed you 929 01:15:20,955 --> 01:15:25,793 ♪ Yeah, I missed you 930 01:15:30,331 --> 01:15:33,966 ♪ And you say 931 01:15:33,968 --> 01:15:36,135 ♪ I only hear what I want to 932 01:15:36,137 --> 01:15:39,071 ♪ I don't listen hard I don't pay attention ♪ 933 01:15:39,073 --> 01:15:42,941 ♪ To the distance that you're running to anyone anywhere ♪ 934 01:15:42,943 --> 01:15:45,377 ♪ I don't understand if you even care ♪ 935 01:15:45,379 --> 01:15:48,616 ♪ I'm only hearing negative No, no, no, bad ♪ 936 01:15:51,285 --> 01:15:55,220 ♪ So I turned the radio on I turned the radio up ♪ 937 01:15:55,222 --> 01:15:57,956 ♪ And this woman was singing my song ♪ 938 01:15:57,958 --> 01:16:01,026 ♪ Lovers in love and the others run away ♪ 939 01:16:01,028 --> 01:16:04,229 ♪ Lover is crying 'cause the other won't stay ♪ 940 01:16:04,231 --> 01:16:07,666 ♪ Some of us hover only waiting for the other who was dying ♪ 941 01:16:07,668 --> 01:16:09,968 ♪ Since the day they were born, well ♪ 942 01:16:09,970 --> 01:16:12,971 ♪ Well, this is not that I think that I'm throwing ♪ 943 01:16:12,973 --> 01:16:15,874 ♪ But I'm thrown 944 01:16:15,876 --> 01:16:17,076 ♪ And I thought I'd live forever ♪ 945 01:16:17,078 --> 01:16:18,243 ♪ But now I'm not too sure 946 01:16:18,245 --> 01:16:20,179 ♪ You try to tell me that I'm clever ♪ 947 01:16:20,181 --> 01:16:23,248 ♪ but that won't take me anyhow ♪ 948 01:16:23,250 --> 01:16:25,786 ♪ Or anywhere with you 949 01:16:28,856 --> 01:16:31,690 ♪ And you said that I was naive ♪ 950 01:16:31,692 --> 01:16:34,259 ♪ And I thought that I was strong ♪ 951 01:16:34,261 --> 01:16:37,663 ♪ Oh, I thought "Hey I can leave, I can leave" ♪ 952 01:16:37,665 --> 01:16:40,732 ♪ Oh, but now I know that I was wrong ♪ 953 01:16:40,734 --> 01:16:42,603 ♪ 'Cause I missed you 954 01:16:44,338 --> 01:16:48,309 ♪ Yeah, I missed you 955 01:16:52,213 --> 01:16:54,346 ♪ You said, "You caught me 'cause you want me ♪ 956 01:16:54,348 --> 01:16:57,816 ♪ And one day you'll let me go" You try to give away a keeper ♪ 957 01:16:57,818 --> 01:17:01,922 ♪ Or keep me 'cause you know you're just so scared to lose ♪ 958 01:17:04,692 --> 01:17:06,260 ♪ And you say 959 01:17:09,330 --> 01:17:11,632 ♪ "Stay" 960 01:17:18,072 --> 01:17:21,707 ♪ You say 961 01:17:21,709 --> 01:17:25,179 ♪ I only hear what I want to 962 01:17:28,249 --> 01:17:30,249 [roaring] 963 01:17:30,251 --> 01:17:32,451 - [grunting] - Hank! 964 01:17:32,453 --> 01:17:35,187 [roaring] 965 01:17:35,189 --> 01:17:37,389 [all shouting] 966 01:17:37,391 --> 01:17:40,459 [Shane] Abby, where is Hank's gun? Where is Hank's gun? 967 01:17:40,461 --> 01:17:43,228 Hank! 968 01:17:43,230 --> 01:17:45,164 I gotta get something from my truck. 969 01:17:45,166 --> 01:17:47,900 - You go out the back door! - Where are you going? 970 01:17:47,902 --> 01:17:50,068 - Hank! - [roaring] 971 01:17:50,070 --> 01:17:52,039 [Hank] Come on! 972 01:17:53,107 --> 01:17:55,109 Hank? 973 01:17:57,044 --> 01:17:58,877 [roaring] 974 01:17:58,879 --> 01:18:02,783 - [grunts] - [roaring] 975 01:18:03,784 --> 01:18:05,851 [screaming] 976 01:18:05,853 --> 01:18:10,257 - [roaring] - [grunting] 977 01:18:14,328 --> 01:18:18,465 [monster squealing] 978 01:18:24,471 --> 01:18:27,741 - I got it! - [cocks gun] 979 01:18:32,346 --> 01:18:35,816 [Hank panting] 980 01:18:42,957 --> 01:18:46,026 [groans] 981 01:18:48,530 --> 01:18:50,297 Hank? 982 01:19:01,275 --> 01:19:03,344 Hank... 983 01:19:12,152 --> 01:19:14,355 Hey, baby... 984 01:19:16,490 --> 01:19:18,526 ...are you okay? 985 01:19:40,114 --> 01:19:43,384 [sobbing] I was supposed to give this to you. 986 01:19:59,333 --> 01:20:01,536 You wanna drink another case of this shit with me? 987 01:20:08,409 --> 01:20:11,845 [rock music plays] 988 01:20:11,847 --> 01:20:16,847 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 989 01:20:20,254 --> 01:20:24,456 ♪ You 990 01:20:24,458 --> 01:20:28,495 ♪ Will bear all my fruit 991 01:20:32,032 --> 01:20:36,968 ♪ And you 992 01:20:36,970 --> 01:20:41,075 ♪ Will dress all of my wounds ♪ 993 01:20:44,546 --> 01:20:47,479 ♪ And I won't ask of you 994 01:20:47,481 --> 01:20:51,450 ♪ More than to do More than to be ♪ 995 01:20:51,452 --> 01:20:54,488 ♪ There are feet beneath the knees ♪ 996 01:20:57,525 --> 01:21:01,596 ♪ And the tower, the trees 997 01:21:03,997 --> 01:21:07,368 ♪ And the future I believe 998 01:21:18,212 --> 01:21:22,582 ♪ Come like any hope We will elope ♪ 999 01:21:22,584 --> 01:21:27,219 ♪ Hold out your hand to me 1000 01:21:27,221 --> 01:21:31,691 ♪ Make me your soul Songs from your throat ♪ 1001 01:21:31,693 --> 01:21:37,262 ♪ Berries that stain your hands ♪ 1002 01:21:37,264 --> 01:21:42,469 ♪ And I will love you 1003 01:21:44,204 --> 01:21:46,606 ♪ For the rest of your life 1004 01:21:46,608 --> 01:21:50,612 ♪ I will love you 1005 01:21:55,517 --> 01:21:59,621 ♪ And I will love you 1006 01:22:02,356 --> 01:22:05,056 ♪ For the rest of your life 1007 01:22:05,058 --> 01:22:08,696 ♪ I will love you 1008 01:22:14,201 --> 01:22:18,303 ♪ Ahhh 1009 01:22:18,305 --> 01:22:22,742 ♪ Oh, oh, ahh 1010 01:22:22,744 --> 01:22:27,379 ♪ Oh, ahh, ahhh 1011 01:22:27,381 --> 01:22:31,483 ♪ Ahh, ohh 1012 01:22:31,485 --> 01:22:37,324 [vocalizing continues] 1013 01:22:50,538 --> 01:22:54,542 ♪ I will love you 1014 01:22:56,678 --> 01:22:59,311 ♪ For the rest of your life 1015 01:22:59,313 --> 01:23:03,651 ♪ I will love you 1016 01:23:07,054 --> 01:23:11,526 ♪ For the rest of your life 75846

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