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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Something's not right.

Is it getting hot in here?

Or is it just me?

♪ Hot in ♪

♪ So hot in here ♪

♪ So hot in ♪

Whoo!

♪ Oh ♪

♪ With a little bit of uh, uh ♪

♪ And a little bit of uh, uh ♪

♪ Just a little bit of,
just a little bit of ♪

Swear to God, if this chick hits me

with her "look-at-me"
wand one more time,

I'm gonna deck her.

- Or we could just leave.
- No way.

If I have to turn 30,
eight-pack abs are my present.

Tiffany, it's time to get up onstage

before you get hitched.

♪ And, uh, I'm leaving ♪

- ♪ Please believe in ♪
- Hey, we can't see!

♪ Me and the rest of my heathens ♪

Y'all deaf, down in front?

♪ Penthouse, rooftop,
birds I'm feeding ♪

Back off. It's her day.

Actually, it's my birthday.

Aww, happy birthday, Grandma.

♪ Dance floor, it's
getting hot in here ♪

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Cool off, bitch.

Oh, no, you don't.

Whoa.

All right, Paul, Marjan, why
don't you work the crowd,

see if you can treat
some of these people

to lighten the load for medical.

- Probie!
- Yes, sir?

Check the champagne room.

Always something bad going on up there.

- How would you know that?
- That is not important.

Make a hole. Make a hole.

Stop moving, bitch!

You have to let go of my hair!

Ladies, ladies, you need to calm down,

and you gotta stay still.

I thought these crowns
were supposed to be

made out of plastic.

It's a tiara, not a crown,

and it's platinum.

I don't do plastic!

You are plastic.

Is this tiara woven into your scalp?

Yes, I paid my stylist $285

to do it like Princess Meghan.

- So yes!
- All right.

We're gonna have to cut this out.

Shears.

No, no, no. You can't cut my hair!

My wedding's in three days.

Oh, God.

How did this happen, exactly?

I tried to break up the fight,

and some crazy chick blasted
me with a glitter hose.

Well, uh, lucky for you,

I have extensive glitter
removal training.

It's gonna be a little cold, okay?

Ready? Here it comes.

Great. You're doing great.

Enough of that.

All right, we're gonna open
your eyes on three, okay?

One, two, three.

How do you feel?

Perfect.

That's great.

Uh, um, amazing work, Captain.

Well, thank you, "Captain."

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Dr. Shriver to NICU.

Dr. Steven Shriver,
please report to NICU.

TK.

You need something?

I got peppermint oil or, uh, saltines,

ginger chews, um, headphones...

You're freaking out.

I'm not freaking out.

I'm kind of freaking out.

It's okay.

I was too the first time.

Hey.

Thanks for being with me.

Of course.

I can't believe you've been dealing

with everything on your own.

To juggle it with the
job, that's insane.

It's been a lot, but...

Oof.

You nauseous?

I will be when the advice starts.

Captain Strand, good to see ya.

How you doing?

All right. Good to see ya.

This is TK, my boy.

Oh, so you finally came clean.
Good for you.

Howdy. Wayne Gettinger.

Hi.

You got your pop's QB-1 looks.

Lucky boy.

Oh, hey, let's do the
left side today, Jan.

I wanna visit with my friends, okay?

So TK, you local?

Uh, or are you just coming
to visit the old man?

We work together.

- Oh, you're a firefighter too?
- Yes, sir.

Boy, the trouble you
must get up to, huh?

Austin, lock up your daughters.

Actually, I play for the other team.

Oh.

"Lock up your sons" don't
sound quite right, does it?

Heh.

Aw, hell, I don't judge.

Important thing is, we play when we can.

Ain't that right, Captain? Huh?

'Cause Lord knows we don't get
out on the playing field much.

Uh, speak for yourself, Coach.
I get on the field plenty.

Oh, now, you don't have
to puff up for me.

I mean, there's no shame in it.

I have no idea what you're
talking about right now.

Wait. What are you talking about?

Well, the treatment
that we get here can...

Well, it can, uh...

make the "little soldier,"

let's say, um...

Take an extended furlough.

There's nothing wrong
with my little soldier.

Perfectly healthy and active.

It's a patriot...

and always ready to stand at attention.

Yeah, may seem like that now, but...

Don't be too shocked if
a day comes real soon

and it turns out to be a deserter.

Okay, I'll take those headphones.

Mm-hmm.

♪ Yeah, we'll make it somehow ♪

Judd is gonna be so upset
he missed you guys.

He had a shift, though.

Don't they always?

How you two holding up, though?

We have good days and bad.

She misses her daddy.

- Yeah, we both do.
- Mm.

It was so good...

So good... to see Judd
back with the 126.

How is he getting on with
that fancy new captain?

Um...

It was a rough start,

but Captain Strand has
been very supportive.

That's good. Good.

Yeah, and he forced Judd into therapy.

- My goodness.
- Mm-hmm.

What's that like, I wonder?

It might be helping.

But, I mean,

though he's still not...

well, never mind.

- What?
- Mm-mm. No.

No, what?

Nothing.

No, it's... it's definitely something.

He's just been distant.

And, you know, I'm trying to be patient,

but it's been a minute
since we were intimate.

So... how many minutes are
we talking about, exactly?

Since the accident.

Four months' worth of minutes?

No, Grace.

No, you need to grab
this bull by the horns

and you need to fix this.

- I mean now.
- Okay.

Colleen, things cool down
in marriages, don't they?

Yeah, normally after you have kids,

and at this rate, you never will.

Hi.

- Here's your bracelet.
- Thank you, sweet pea.

Oh, it's beautiful.

Is Aunt Grace gonna ride a bull?

- No, no, no, no...
- If she knows

what's good for her, mm-hmm.

Okay, and this...

See, this grape juice
is not good for Mama.

Okay.

Hi.

- Hey.
- Can I help you?

Yeah, I'm looking for Paul.

Strickland?

Yo!

You got a visitor.

What?

Hey.

Hey!

It's, uh... it's Josie, right?

You remembered.

Yeah. Heh.

Yeah, you, um...

You never forget a lady's name

after you've flushed stripper
glitter out of her eyes.

They're beautiful, by the way.

Your eyes.

I mean, without all the
s-stripper glitter in 'em.

I hope you don't mind me
popping in like this.

I just wanted to thank you

for helping me and my stupid friends.

Stupid friends are what keeps
the lights on around here.

Well, this is from Cooper's.

It is the best smoked
brisket on the planet.

Uh, you're not a vegan?

No, ma'am. Meat eater.

Good. You never know these days.

No, no, you do not.

Thank you again.

Sure, yes. Uh, and... and thank you.

Okay.

Oh, and let me know what you think.

I left my number inside the basket.

So you can just text me or whatever.

No, yeah, I'll... I'll do that.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Bye.

Yeah, Paul! You stud.

Pow, pow, pow.

Shut up, shut up, shut up.

Uh, I wouldn't use that one.

- What?
- I'm sorry.

It's... it's not my place.

♪ Clad in black, don't look back ♪

But that is just gonna
carpet bomb your pores

with humectants.

And the next stop is breakout city,

and believe me, I've been there.

I don't think I've ever heard a man use

the word "humectants."

Well, skin care's kind of my jam.

- Owen.
- Zoe.

♪ You're dirty, sweet ♪

So help me out.

I need something for these bags.

You mean like a microscope?

That's so sweet.

It's also a lie.

I was up two nights
straight grading midterms.

So...

Well, um, with your skin tone,

I wouldn't bother with concealer.

I would go right to the spoons.

- Spoons?
- Yeah, spoons.

You know, you put a spoon
in the freezer overnight,

and in the morning, you rub it here.

It reduces the fluid under your eye,

and the cold takes away the puffiness.

You look supple and fresh.

Does that really work?

Proof's in the pudding.

Would you believe I'm
coming off a 24-hour shift?

You're a doctor?

Firefighter.

So, wow. You're perfect.

Well...

Why don't they make
straight ones like you?

Um...

Wow, I don't even know what to say.

You don't need to say anything.
It happens.

Not to me, it doesn't.

Do you really have to go?

Well, it's been, like, three hours,

and I'm... I'm kind of starving.

You wanna maybe grab a
bite to eat with me?

Nah, I don't have much of an appetite.

You're spiraling.

Oh, I'm spiraling.

Well, you really don't have to.

A... an occasional failure to launch

doesn't mean anything.

It happens to every man.

It has literally never happened to me.

All right, listen, I know
that men of a certain age,

it's common for you guys
to define your manhood

in very narrow terms.

Yeah, in the terms of their manhood.

But that... that is not
an evolved paradigm.

The more rigidly you view it,

the more pressure you put on yourself.

If you could avoid using
words like "rigid,"

that might be helpful.

Masculinity doesn't have
to be performative.

It's much more expansive than that.

It's about how you...
How you approach life.

It's about how you perceive yourself.

And to tell you the truth,
this kind of stuff gets fixed

usually if you just
relax and do nothing.

So what are you? Are you,
like, a sex therapist?

I'm a professor of psychology

with a focus on human sexuality.

Glad you didn't tell me that before.

That would have gotten in my head.

I'm sorry you're taking this so hard.

Again, another word you
might wanna avoid.

Owen, I like you. I do, okay?

I don't usually jump into
bed with a guy I met

at the beauty supply store
who I thought was gay.

And to be clear, I am not.

I really hope this isn't
the last time we meet.

Are you sure you don't
wanna grab a bite with me?

I'm buying.

I think I gotta take a rain check.

Masculinity is not a crime.

Masculinity is not a crime!

Masculinity is not a crime.

This so-called "shelter"
uses taxpayer dollars

to commit fraud.

False accusations of domestic violence

smears men and destroys families.

You have to arrest them!

The women inside the shelter
have been traumatized enough.

I understand, ma'am.

If you could just stand
back, we'd appreciate it.

Masculinity is not a crime.

Sir, I'm gonna need you to put
down the bullhorn, please.

- We're not breaking any laws.
- No one said you did.

We just need to have a
look at your permit.

- My what?
- Your permit to assemble.

It's called the Bill of Rights.

Actually, it's called
an L7-B parade permit.

This is bull crap.

- Sir...
- Masculinity is not a crime.

Sir, I'm asking you
kindly to disperse...

Ow! Don't touch me.

- I know my rights.
- I get that, b...

Ow!

Who threw that bottle?

- Back up. Back up.
- Sir? Sir?

Everybody, back up! Back up!

Dispatch, we need an EMS response

at 2400th block of Goya.

Patient was struck with bottle,
appears to be having a seizure.

What are we walking into here?

Dispatch said something about a riot.

Protest.

It's a women's shelter.
What are they protesting?

Women. They're incels.

Involuntary celibates.

That's a thing?

We used to just call them "losers."

Prince Charming here took
a bottle to the head,

was out for a minute or two,

but he has woken up in rare form.

Check his ABCs and get his vitals.

Lady coworker. Lady boss.

You stink like estrogen, bro.

You stink like garlic, so
I guess we're even, bro.

His pupil response is good.

He's tachycardiac, and I'm detecting

Cheyne-Stokes respiration.

Let's get him on the
board and load him up.

Ow!

He did the exact same thing

when I barely touched him earlier.

Sir, do you have any medical conditions

we should know about?

I have CPPD.

You heard him. Be gentle.

CPPD?

Painful crystal deposits on the joints.

It's like severe arthritis.

Toxic inside and out.

Masculinity's not a crime.

Masculinity is not a crime!

What'd this guy eat for
lunch, a clove of garlic?

We should administer a breath mint.

I heard that.

What's your name? I'm gonna report you.

BP's dropping.

Not detecting respiration.

Start CPR. I'll ready the paddles.

Clear.

Jeez, man what a stink. God.

Gillian?

I don't think that's garlic.

Tim!

Tim, pull over!

What do you got?

Blake and her team are stuck in there.

There's some toxic fumes,
couldn't get 'em out.

He almost passed out. I don't know why.

Captain Blake?

Yeah, she's in there with her team

and a patient they were
trying to transport.

PD got here first,

but they couldn't get close enough

to pull anybody out 'cause
they got hit with toxic fumes

and it knocked them off their feet.

All right, Hazmat protocols, everybody.

BAs go on and stay on.

Marjan, get the detector.

Mateo, TK, get the extraction equipment.

- Officer Reyes...
- Yes, sir?

- Clear those people out now.
- Yes, sir.

Looks like they're still breathing.

What do you think, it's carbon monoxide?

It's not detecting any CO.

Some kind of sulfate, 500 PPM.

Where's it coming from?

I think it's coming from him.

It is.

All right, everybody,

let's secure this patient
and get her out of there.

Captain...

I'd appreciate if you
start with my team first.

He won't mind. He's dead.

Hey, chica.

Can I come in?

You better.

Doctors said that they
were gonna keep you here

for a few days for observation.

Oh, great.

So I brought you some clothes,

a couple Harry Potters,

and some peanut butter M&Ms.

My hero.

They're saying they still don't know

what caused your guy
to become a human WMD.

I think I might.

Me.

The signs were in front
of me the whole time.

Some arthritis medicines
are sulfide-based.

They have a sort of a garlicky smell.

When we put him on O2 and
used the defibrillators,

we must have triggered some
sort of a chemical reaction

that converted the sulfides to sulfates.

And... and basically,

I created a poison cloud
inside of the guy.

How were you supposed
to know any of that?

Because it's my job to.

I've been so wrong about so many things.

I can't start to be
wrong on the job too.

Why do I feel like we're not talking

about toxic guy anymore?

Is this about Iris?

She was going through
something, Carlos, and...

I couldn't see it.

Or I chose not to.

My sister had secrets.

I found this in my mom's shed
the night of the tornado.

The blue pickup truck.

A blue pickup truck.

I don't recognize any of those faces.

But maybe it's something to go on.

I'll look into it.

Paging Dr. Bender.

Paging Dr. Bender.

Thank you.

Hey, Paul, your phone's blowing up.

It's that Josie girl.

She's got it bad.

Never peep another man's phone, Probie.

So you're just gonna ghost her?

Wait, I'm confused.

She's hot, single, and she's into you.

It's like she's just
waiting for you to ask.

Why don't you?

- That's a fair question.
- Look, we're texting.

And she's cool.

Like, extremely cool.

Like, almost too-good-to-be-true cool.

So why wouldn't you ask her out?

Well, maybe I wanna enjoy the
fantasy of what could be

before reality inevitably
finds a way to disappoint.

That's grim.

Yeah, that's easy for you to say,

Mr. Charmed Existence.

When was the last time

you tasted stone-cold rejection?

116 days ago...

when I asked my soul mate to marry me,

and he moved in with
his trainer instead.

That's rough.

- I'm sorry.
- Damn, bro.

Damn, bro.

Yeah, that was not my best day.

But everybody gets kicked in the head.

You gotta get up and try again.

And also, the lady
hand-delivered you a brisket.

I'm pretty sure that's a guaranteed yes.

One, two, three.

Yeah, maybe for the first date.

The scary part is landing
that second one.

I mean, you're cool, ripped,

and a firefighter.

I mean, in my experience,

everybody wants seconds of that.

Well, I appreciate that, Probie,

but things are a little bit
more complicated for me.

'Cause you don't know how she'll react

when she finds out that you're trans.

Yeah, I usually meet
women on dating apps.

You know, everything's in
the profile, no surprises.

So get it out there. Just tell her.

Oh, now that's the risky part.

When it comes to sharing
something that personal,

kind of gotta go by the rule of threes.

Oh, like famous people, how
they always die in threes.

No, man. No.

I gotta assume that for every
one person that I've told,

I've actually told three,

because people can't help
but to tell somebody else.

Straight, gay, bi, trans...

dating sucks, all right?

There's no way around it.

So take her out, analyze the risk,

and if it feels safe, take the leap.

♪ Been so long ♪

Hey, something smells good.

Well, welcome home, husband.

Look at you.

Mmm-mmm!

What's today?

- It's Monday.
- Uh-huh.

Am I forgetting something?

Yeah, your manners.

You're not gonna say anything
about this new dress?

Oh, yeah.

Look, hey, whatever it costs,

- it was worth every penny.
- Mm-hmm.

- For you.
- Roast on Monday.

That's a treat. You got
twice-baked potato.

With chives and real bacon.

You know, Mrs. Ryder, if I
didn't know any better,

uh, I'd think you was
trying to seduce me.

Are you... are you serious?

Well, I had to do something
to get your attention, Judd.

I'm not gonna meet you at the door

dressed in cellophane.

Now I'm just trying to picture that.

Please don't.

Hey.

Wha... why you mad?

- I'm not mad.
- No, you're mad.

No. I am frustrated, though.

And I'm hurt.

You're hurt.

- Well, what'd I do?
- It's not what you did, Judd.

It's what you don't do.

You don't look at me.
You never touch me.

- Look...
- No, let me finish.

When we first got married, sweetheart,

you couldn't keep your hands off of me.

We couldn't keep our hands
off of each other...

Even after a 24-hour shift.

Especially after a 24-hour shift.

Do you even know how long it's been

since we've been intimate?

Of course I know how long it's been.

You wanna throw it in my face?

I'm not throwing anything in your face.

You know everything
that I'm going through.

Yeah, I'm so...

just out of sorts with my
own feelings, you know?

It ain't about you.

And that's the problem.

It's never about me.

And maybe it should be, Judd,
at least some of the time.

I have needs too,

even if you don't feel up to it.

Grace... hang on.

No, this dress is coming off.
It's itchy.

$15,000? That's highway robbery.

I'm sorry, but that is the price.

It wasn't the price the last time

I brought Jericho in here
to sell you a batch.

Not to be cruel, Andy, but the last time

you had Jericho in here,

that bull was alive and kickin'.

Now that he's passed,

his stuff is worth a good deal more.

Lookit, he's moved already
to the top shelf.

Still can't believe he's gone.

Jericho was one premium stud.

Please, Mr. Poole.

$10,000 for one straw. It's all I got.

I'm sorry, Andy, I can't go a
dime below 15 for a straw.

Simple case of supply and demand.

Now that the supply is gone,

the demand for the seed
of a championship bull

like Jericho would be through the roof.

Jericho wasn't just livestock to me.

I... I raised him up from a calf.

He had soul.

The love you feel for that
animal is touching, son.

But I did not get to be
the top stud supplier

in the lower 48 by making
emotion-based decisions.

Now you head on out of here.

Have yourself a nice night.

Only thing you have
to do is make you get

Bill Anderson's order
ready to go out before...

What the Hell...

We got fire!

Harley, get the fire extinguisher!

Go!

Andy!

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Dispatch, tell medical we
have civilians on scene

and prep for minor injuries.

Copy that, 126.

EMS is en route.

What the Hell, whoa.

All right, everyone, fall back!

Fall back!

Judd!

Fall back! Fall back!

Judd!

Whoa, whoa, Judd.

Take a breath, Judd. You're righ?

You okay?

Yeah, I'm good. Good to go.

Take cover!

Dispatch, we have explosions

and steel cans raining down on us.

What exactly do they
store in this facility?

It's a breeding facility, Captain.

Ranchers take their cows there
to be artificially inseminated.

So my guess is bull stuff.

- Bull stuff?
- Get down!

Yeah, they freeze the deposits

in liquid nitrogen.

With all the heat, the gas
inside must be expanding.

So...

What the hell are those things?

Hot loads of bull stuff.

Oh, hey, welcome to Texas!

Captain, the owner of the facility,

he said there's a visitor
stuck in the storage room.

Roger that.

Captain, no!

All right.

We got somebody trapped in there.

TK, Marjan, Paul, get
on those lines now!

Mateo, you're their spotter.

- Their spotter, sir?
- Yes!

- There's another one!
- Just like that.

Hey!

- You good to go?
- Hell yeah, I'm good to go.

You think it's funny?

I mean, yeah, don't you?

I'm just trying to picture my obituary.

All right, we're in the main building.

Captain, be advised.

I'm told the man you're looking for

likely started the fire.

You have any idea where
we should be looking?

"Last seen in the storage room,

rear of the facility, southwest side."

Roger that. We're headed in.

He's not over here, Cap.

These things are flying
all over the place!

Whoa, watch out.

He's not over here, Cap.

There he is. He's over there.

He must have passed out
because of the smoke.

All right, Judd, we gotta get him up.

Whatch up.

All right, deep breaths.

Calm down. Calm down.

We're here to get you out.

- I can't leave him.
- Hey, hey, hey, Cap.

- Jericho!
- Cap!

No, no, no! I can't leave
without my canister.

- Get him out of here!
- Come on!

Jericho!

We don't have time. We
gotta get you out of here.

Jericho! No, no, no.

You don't understand. I've
just gotta grab that can.

Coast is clear, Cap.

All right, there, buddy. Come
over here and have a seat.

Should have left me in there.

I'm sorry, partner, but
nobody dies today.

Incoming!

That's gotta be Jericho.

He always had the most powerful stuff.

Apparently so.

Okay, looks like

your ultrasound came back negative

and your testosterone
levels are perfect.

Good. Good.

So it... it's... it's not the chemo?

No, it definitely could be the chemo

or it could be psychological

or it could be just one of those things.

"One of those things"?
Doc, this is the thing.

I... I really need your help.

Well, problem is, with
your cancer treatments,

I can't prescribe the
traditional ED pills.

I am not leaving here
without a solution.

Well, in that case,

I do have something that
might fix your problem.

But I have to warn you,

it's not for the faint of heart.

Doc, I put out fires for a living.

Try me.

Okay.

Full disclosure, I am on
the board of the company,

but it's a miracle drug.

And it's a local application,
so it shouldn't interact

with other medications in your system.

- It's called Phalluxis.
- Sign me up.

Uh, how exactly do you administer that?

Now, I know it looks scary,

but I'll walk you through it.

Now when the mood is right,

what you wanna do is swab
down the unit like so

with an alcohol pad.

Trust me, you don't want
an infection down there.

Uh, no, I really don't.

Then you just take this,

draw it up... uh-huh... then,
turn the unit to the side...

And inject it just above the base,

empty the plunger, and
then just hold it firm,

steady pressure for a good
four or five minutes.

- Four or five minutes.
- Yep.

Oh, and make sure you don't
squeeze it funny or sideways,

because you run the risk of curvature.

Curvature?

Yeah, believe me, that is a bad scene.

And if you experience severe pain

or uncontrolled bleeding, call 9-1-1.

Oh, that would go over well.

- Really?
- Oh!

- Thank you, thank you.
- And Josie strikes again.

It was just lucky.

- It was just my lucky day.
- Yeah, okay.

You know, this was supposed
to be a date, not a hustle.

But it's the fourth frame.

You still got time to catch up.

- Stop whining.
- Oh, okay.

Maybe.

♪ No slipping, no sliding ♪

Oh. Uh...

The smirk is unnecessary.

I did not smirk.

- You totally smirked.
- How did you notice?

I... I notice all.

I thought that bowling
was a Midwest staple

'cause y'all can't go
outside for half the year.

Okay, maybe I wasted my winters boxing

instead of hitting the lanes, huh?

Oh.

♪ No need to hurry ♪

Okay, so then you have footwork.

That we can work with.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, here we go.
Let's go, come on.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

May I?

Buy a guy a drink first. Rude.

- Let's back it up.
- All right, okay.

- Back, back it up.
- So we going...

- Back it up.
- Mm-hmm.

Start here.

We're gonna take four steps,

starting with the right.

We're gonna end with a
slide step on the left

that drops this right
hip down, all right?

- You ready?
- Uh-huh.

So I go one...

Two, three...

four... slide step.

- Slide step.
- Yep.

Then release your thumb

as the ball goes by your right knee.

The spin will take care of itself.

All right.

♪ Take it easy, take it easy ♪

Here we go.

♪ No need to hurry ♪

Ooh...

♪ Take your time, take your time ♪

- Yes!
- Hey!

You are one hell of a teacher, Josie.

Look at that.

You really don't mind, do you?

- What?
- Getting your butt whupped

by a girl.

Actually, I kind of love it.

Ugh, my last boyfriend
couldn't stand it.

Well, he sounds like an idiot.

He was always ragging on me
for being such a tomboy,

but you can't help who you are, right?

♪ Take your time, take your time ♪

- ♪ Take your time ♪
- Believe me, I know.

- ♪ No need to hurry ♪
- Slide step.

♪ No, no, no ♪

I'm starting to regret
cleaning all that glitter

- out of your eyes.
- Mm-hmm.

Okay, you being blind might have

evened the playing field a little.

You keep telling yourself that, Paul.

Okay. So you think you a savage?

- "Think"?
- Okay, you know what?

Next time, we're doing
mini golf, all right?

Because Tiger Woods
ain't got nothing on me

when it comes to putting
into a clown head.

Okay, you are on.

You know, you're not like
most of the guys around here.

You know, tonight was
the most fun I've had

since I got to Austin.

Well, tonight does not have to be over.

Um, you know, there's something

we haven't talked about yet, Josie.

- Judd?
- Welcome home, wife.

Hang on. Let me get that for ya.

There we go.

- Come on, come on.
- What... is this?

Is that osso bucco?

Uh, yes, ma'am. I believe it is.

Judd, you hate osso bucco.

It ain't always about me.

Judd...

Hey, hang on. Come here.

Grace,

you are the one thing in this world

that I can't live without.

And, um, the idea that I
would make you doubt that,

even for a minute, is a crime.

'Cause I don't just want you.

I need you.

Well, you got me, fool.

I mean, you can call me
names if you want to.

I can take it.

I can.

Tried to outdo me, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Whoops.

Uh-oh. - Mm-hmm.

- Mm-hmm.
- Well, you know the food's

- gonna get cold.
- Well, I hate osso bucco.

I know you do.

I love you.

Hey.

What's up?

Want me to make you a coffee?

- Thanks.
- Espresso?

Sure.

Here you go.

- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

How is it?

You mean, how was it?

Yeah, well, I mean, I... I
didn't wanna ask, but...

- We bowled.
- You bowled.

We bowled, and I got a 54.

Nice, man.

No, that is actually terrible.

Sorry, I... I don't know
anything about bowling.

Well, apparently, little
kids bowled in the 60s.

- So...
- Oh, well, then you should be

- very ashamed of yourself.
- Maybe.

I'm guessing it went well.

Hey. Can we talk?

I am so embarrassed at how
I reacted last night.

I owe you an apology.

You don't owe me anything, Josie.

I couldn't sleep last night.

I can't stop thinking about you.

I really like you, Paul.

You mean "liked."

No, I mean "like."

Present tense.

You're thoughtful and charming,

and sexy as hell.

You're literally the man of my dreams.

But only in your dreams, huh?

I guess I'm just not as
evolved as I thought I was.

I'm not a terrible person.

I know you're not.

I really do like you.

I just don't think
that this is something

I can get past.

I'm sorry.

It was nice to meet
you, Paul Strickland.

Nice to meet you too, Josie.

Mmm!

Mmm.

This uni is melt-in-your mouth.

I didn't know Texas could
do sushi like this.

Well, technically, the
chef is from Okinawa,

but I'm glad you dig it.

And sake.

So floral and airy.

You ever had days where
food just tastes better?

Okay, I think I know
what's going on here.

Somebody got a visit
from the boner fairy.

Oh, no, no, not... not by a long shot.

Then are you on drugs?

Uh, not those kinds.

So what happened?

I was about to inject my "little buddy"

with a very large needle.

Oh, God.

And I realized you were right.

I was putting way too much
pressure on the situation.

Well, it sounds like you've had some

significant growth over
the past 48 hours.

Should I rephrase that?

No, no, no.

I'm good. I'm good.

I'm Zen.

And I have to say,

I'm kind of loving it.

Great.

Buckle up, because this ahi
's gonna blow your mind.

Do you wanna know a brain trick?

When you cut off one sense,
you intensify the other ones.

So close your eyes...

and open your mouth.

Mmm.

Mmm-mmm.

Mmm.

Mm.

Is it true that sushi is an aphrodisiac?

It's... yeah, it's been said.

But it couldn't have...

kicked in this quickly, could it have?

Oh. You mean...

- Oh, yeah.
- No kidding?

Yes. I think we should
get our food to go.

Sushi doesn't travel well.

Screw it. Check!

Hey, guys.

What's going on?

- Waiting on you.
- Me?

Why?

'Cause you're coming
out with us tonight.

- No.
- I'm serious, Paul.

We're not taking no for an answer.

Okay, we're not going
bowling, though, are we?

No.

So, uh, I guess he told you about me.

What, that you're straight? Yeah.

I don't judge.

♪ This is the rhythm of my life♪

♪ The night ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ The rhythm of the night ♪

♪ This is the rhythm ♪

Y'all sure we're still in Texas?

Mm-hmm.

I wouldn't stereotype
if I were you, man.

Good point.

Keep Austin weird, baby.

♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪

♪ The night ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ The rhythm of the night ♪

♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪

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