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(Prepísané pomocou TurboScribe. Inovovať na Neobmedzený pre odstránenie tejto správy.) Well, well, well, look who decided to get
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out of bed and not go to work
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today.
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Well, mom, you know, I don't have a
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job.
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And I was planning on hanging out with
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my friends today.
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So as far as my watch is concerned,
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I'm on time.
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This is exactly what I'm talking about.
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You're, you've become such an irresponsible individual.
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You know, just because I told your dad
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I'd do the favor for you and let
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you stay at my house while he's overseas,
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doesn't mean that I'm encouraging this kind of
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lazy behavior.
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You need to get a job.
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You need to find your own place.
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You're a grown man.
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Okay, this is ridiculous.
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You have the ability to work.
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I think you're a bright young man.
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I think you're just a little too lazy
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for me.
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Oh my gosh.
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I think you're taking advantage of my kindness
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and it's not right.
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But you've always been the coolest mom on
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the planet.
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Yes.
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I am very cool.
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You're right.
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That's why I let you stay here.
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And that's why I'm also going to teach
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you how to take care of yourself, beginning
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with making your own breakfast.
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I already know how to make breakfast.
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Milk, cereal, bowl, spoon.
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I got this.
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Okay, that is not even nutritional for you.
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You need to get some protein in you.
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Different kind of protein other than milk.
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So I prepared a little something for you
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to learn.
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I'm going to teach you how to make
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the simplest thing.
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Scrambled eggs.
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Not over easy, just scrambled eggs.
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You can't even mess it up.
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Okay?
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Yes?
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Okay.
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All right.
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You know, sometimes you just really surprise me
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with your amazingness.
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So first, we need to grease up the
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pot or the pan, okay?
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You remember this?
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I'm going to try.
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There we go.
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Add a little heat.
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And we'll just start with really low heat
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for you.
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Okay?
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Are you paying attention?
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And then you're going to spread the butter
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throughout the whole area so that the egg,
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once you crack it, doesn't get stuck to
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the sides.
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Can you see what I'm doing?
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Sweetheart, pay attention.
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Yes?
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Yes.
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Good.
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I can't believe you're still in your PJs.
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You didn't even take a shower yet, did
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you?
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No.
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So were you just planning on being lazy
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all day?
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Well, cereal and video games are friends.
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I think you're much better than just living
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in my basement, okay?
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This generation, unbelievable.
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You guys are all fucking lazy.
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From now on, I'm going to have you
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cook breakfast for me.
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If you want to stay in my house.
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We're going to start there because you're not
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even paying rent right now.
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Absolutely ridiculous.
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I do spoil you and you take advantage
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of my kindness.
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All right.
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So now that we have the butter spread
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all over.
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Oops.
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Sorry about that.
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And you're going to take the egg.
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And you do this.
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You crack it.
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There's a little crack there.
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Take both of your fingers.
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And if you wanted to only do egg
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whites, you leave the yolk in there like
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that.
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See how I did that?
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But we're not going to be healthy today.
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We're going to add the yolk.
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A little fat's good for you, right?
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And don't be wasteful.
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Make sure you take all the yolk out
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of that shelf.
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Yes, mom.
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Okay.
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So how many eggs do you think you
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want?
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One, two, three.
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Are you feeling really hungry?
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Really hungry.
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I am too.
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Okay.
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So now what you would do is you
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would stir it.
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Add a little salt, a little pepper.
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It depends what you like.
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So I think since you're wearing your big
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boy pajamas, maybe you could take over and
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just stir it until it's cooked.
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What do you think?
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I don't know.
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I think I might mess it up.
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Oh my goodness.
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I think if you just trust me, I'll
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hold your hand.
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There you go.
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You just stir it like that.
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Maybe you can increase a little bit more
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heat.
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But it seems like it's taking too long.
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Now go ahead.
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You can crack the yolk.
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Don't be afraid of it.
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You're so silly.
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Don't worry.
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I won't let you burn the house down,
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okay?
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Okay.
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You can slow down.
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See, it's not even cooking yet.
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I'm gonna increase the heat a little bit
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more.
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It's getting warm in here, isn't it?
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Are you paying attention?
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I was just liking your robe.
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Your robe looks awesome.
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Oh, thank you.
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I'm gonna confess something to you, Daniel.
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I do like having you here.
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It is nice to share my breakfast and
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lunch and dinner with you.
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And sometimes this big house gets a little
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lonely.
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That's why I don't give you a lot
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of shit.
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I can't imagine you would be lonely.
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Well, that's kind of why I want you
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to my house.
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Because I don't think it would be appropriate
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to bring dates over and try to explain
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this whole situation of having my stepson here
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and me explaining how I am really divorced,
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yet my stepson's still in my house.
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So you're really planning on moving on, huh?
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I think so, yes.
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I mean, yes.
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All right.
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Well, maybe I'll try to get a job
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later.
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Yeah?
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You think?
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Yeah.
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Let me help finish those eggs real quick,
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though.
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If you do a good job for me,
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maybe I'll give you a little treat.
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You know, you never bring any girls around.
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Is that because you're embarrassed of me?
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No.
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Well, you know, you're obviously, you know, sexy.
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You think so?
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Yeah.
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And, you know, I don't bring girls home
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because maybe you might not like it.
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No, I want you to find a nice
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young lady.
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Maybe she will motivate you to be more
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responsible.
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Well, even if I had one, I'm not
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sure if I would know what to do
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with one.
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You know.
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Really?
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Some girls like this, some girls like that.
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I think sometimes I'm too nice or sometimes
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I'm just weird, kind of awkward.
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I don't know.
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Do you have any advice?
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Maybe you have some advice for me.
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Um, I think you should be yourself because
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you are definitely a nice young man.
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Although lazy, definitely nice.
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And I think you could find a nice
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girl that will appreciate that.
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And, um, I mean, you're a very good
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looking man.
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So, young man.
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And I'm sure if you're just as equipped
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as your dad, you wouldn't do anything else.
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Here, why don't you take this?
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All right.
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I think you're doing a good job.
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Okay.
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Be sure you get the sides.
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You're doing a great job.
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I couldn't help but notice the outline of
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your cock and those pajama pants.
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I've just been very lonely.
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I'm very horny.
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And you've been making it hard for me
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to bring anybody home.
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You don't mind, do you?
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Thank you for teaching me how to make
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breakfast.
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Anything.
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Oh, I guess my intuition wasn't on.
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I was definitely right.
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I should just eat your eggs.
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It's getting warm in here.
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Keep stirring.
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Oh, you're even better than I remember your
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father being.
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You handle those eggs and I'll handle these
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right here, okay?
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Oh, yeah, I can taste
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you already.
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Someone likes this.
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How are those eggs coming along?
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They feel like they're just about done.
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I think you're going to make me come,
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stepmom.
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Oh, yeah.
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Is it okay?
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Oh, yeah, you come.
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I got the plate for you to come
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on.
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Where should I come?
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I'll make you my breakfast.
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Or maybe, maybe I just want to be
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alone.
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I feel like you dripped down my throat.
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Yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's what I call breakfast of champions.
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How are those eggs looking?
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Danielito!
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Daniel!
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Get your ass over here.
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What's going on over here?
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This is what I'm talking about.
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What?
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I'm not your maid, okay?
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And...
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Um...
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This lawn...
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This dryer...
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It's filled with your clothes.
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You can't even take out your own clothes.
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So I do your laundry, I cook for
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you, and you don't even have the decency
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to take your clothes out and fold them?
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But I don't even know how.
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And you've been doing it for me forever,
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so why change things now?
287
00:14:44,980 --> 00:14:46,980
Did you just really say that?
288
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You're unbelievable.
289
00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:51,480
No, no, no, no, no.
290
00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:53,740
This is going to stop now, okay?
291
00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:55,180
I'm going to teach you how to do
292
00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:56,060
your own laundry.
293
00:14:56,820 --> 00:14:57,060
Okay?
294
00:14:57,380 --> 00:15:01,300
This is part of the whole, like, moving
295
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:01,760
out...
296
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:03,880
process.
297
00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:08,260
Getting you ready to be on your own,
298
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,680
to cook for yourself, or at least make
299
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:14,980
breakfast, and to do your own laundry.
300
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:15,920
Okay?
301
00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:17,160
I'm going to equip you to go out
302
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,760
in the real world so you can be
303
00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,000
a big boy, okay?
304
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,300
Nomás, Danielito.
305
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,400
Okay, well, first of all, I've got to
306
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,000
teach you something.
307
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,900
The most important thing is, you don't mix
308
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,020
whites with colors.
309
00:15:31,340 --> 00:15:32,300
That's a big no-no.
310
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:34,900
Unless you want to no longer have whites,
311
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:35,460
okay?
312
00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:39,260
Look at you.
313
00:15:39,820 --> 00:15:41,720
You are a fucking mess.
314
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,920
You're wearing the same dirty shorts again, right?
315
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:46,560
But my underwear is clean.
316
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:48,260
Oh, really?
317
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,400
Prove it to me.
318
00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:55,960
Oh, my gosh.
319
00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,000
I don't know if every stepmom is like
320
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,550
this, but...
321
00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:07,940
Here, do you need some help with that,
322
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:08,320
big boy?
323
00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:09,020
Yes.
324
00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:13,220
Does laundry get you hard?
325
00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:16,060
Or are you just showing off?
326
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,900
Here, let me get you out of these
327
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:20,340
shorts.
328
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,050
You are a dirty boy, aren't you?
329
00:16:28,490 --> 00:16:30,190
I was thinking about breakfast, really.
330
00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:31,330
Oh, really?
331
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:32,450
Is that what you were thinking about?
332
00:16:33,150 --> 00:16:34,690
What else were you thinking about?
333
00:16:37,450 --> 00:16:39,680
Your, um...
334
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:40,880
robe that you had on.
335
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:43,860
And your boobs.
336
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:47,200
Well...
337
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:50,280
And since you're my stepmom, I thought that,
338
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:50,760
um...
339
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,640
Having that wouldn't matter that much.
340
00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:01,020
Well, I guess since it's technically laundry day,
341
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,040
I should maybe take my panties off, too.
342
00:17:03,119 --> 00:17:04,920
And we can do our laundry together.
343
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,400
And I can teach you a thing or
344
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:06,740
two.
345
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,000
What do you think?
346
00:17:09,180 --> 00:17:11,339
Or you can teach me a thing or
347
00:17:11,339 --> 00:17:11,660
two.
348
00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:14,940
That was a little premature.
349
00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:16,300
We don't want that.
350
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,560
Until we get our whites and colors separated.
351
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:28,660
Gosh, I can't, like, stop staring at it.
352
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:31,960
Oh, here, I'll hide it.
353
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,140
You don't have to hide it.
354
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,760
I'm just gonna, um...
355
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:42,780
Just, like, wrap myself on it for good
356
00:17:42,780 --> 00:17:45,520
old memory's sake.
357
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,200
That feels good, Mom.
358
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:51,400
Does it?
359
00:17:55,370 --> 00:17:57,850
I think I'm gonna enjoy teaching my stepson
360
00:17:57,850 --> 00:17:58,670
how to do laundry.
361
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,430
You think you're gonna be able to remember
362
00:18:02,430 --> 00:18:03,390
everything I teach you?
363
00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:05,950
I might get distracted, but I'll try.
364
00:18:06,370 --> 00:18:06,770
Okay.
365
00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:11,310
So...
366
00:18:11,950 --> 00:18:13,310
Are these colors?
367
00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:15,450
Or whites?
368
00:18:16,610 --> 00:18:17,990
That looks like a color.
369
00:18:18,190 --> 00:18:18,650
Yes.
370
00:18:19,490 --> 00:18:21,050
Why don't we, um...
371
00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:24,910
I'll have you take off your blue shorts.
372
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:25,490
Okay.
373
00:18:26,210 --> 00:18:27,690
And we can stick it on here.
374
00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:29,250
The wash.
375
00:18:31,490 --> 00:18:33,790
I'll teach you how to fold later, okay?
376
00:18:34,130 --> 00:18:34,410
Okay.
377
00:18:36,730 --> 00:18:38,630
Oh my gosh, I get all distracted.
378
00:18:38,770 --> 00:18:40,330
This is the dryer, it's not even the
379
00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:40,730
wash.
380
00:18:41,230 --> 00:18:43,250
The wash is full right now.
381
00:18:44,110 --> 00:18:47,890
So I have a better idea how to
382
00:18:47,890 --> 00:18:49,230
spend our time while we wait for the
383
00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:49,650
washer.
384
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:51,090
What do you think?
385
00:18:52,790 --> 00:18:53,310
Um...
386
00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:57,750
Yeah, whatever you think is best.
387
00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:11,330
I think what's best is having my wonderful
388
00:19:11,330 --> 00:19:14,770
stepson thank me the only way he knows
389
00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:18,510
how to for doing most of his laundry
390
00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:19,090
already.
391
00:19:20,230 --> 00:19:22,570
After teaching him how to make breakfast.
392
00:19:24,110 --> 00:19:25,730
Preparing him to go out in the real
393
00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:26,330
world.
394
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:31,380
Come here, give me your hand.
395
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:37,080
Have you ever felt big breaths?
396
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,220
Like these?
397
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:41,080
No.
398
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,560
Don't be shy.
399
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:43,960
Really grab them.
400
00:19:45,860 --> 00:19:47,360
Yeah, just like that.
401
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:48,840
Uh-huh.
402
00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:50,660
You're doing a good job.
403
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:52,040
Is it okay to touch your nipples?
404
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:54,180
Uh-huh, you want to pinch them?
405
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:54,740
Yes.
406
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:56,800
That's perfect.
407
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,400
I'll do this one too.
408
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,720
Oh, I like that.
409
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,760
You're doing a good job.
410
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:11,580
Thank you.
411
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,960
Stepmom sounds so weird.
412
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,220
Is it okay if I call you mom?
413
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,480
Claro que si, Danielito.
414
00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:30,990
You can call me Mommy Dearest.
415
00:20:34,030 --> 00:20:35,510
Or Señora Mommy.
416
00:20:36,930 --> 00:20:38,050
Or Mamita.
417
00:20:42,410 --> 00:20:43,670
Call me whatever you want.
418
00:20:45,850 --> 00:20:47,730
Do you like the way mommy strokes your
419
00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:48,530
cock like that?
420
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:50,420
Si.
421
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,680
You're learning my Spanish already, huh?
422
00:20:59,850 --> 00:21:01,510
I'm going to get it nice and wet.
423
00:21:02,430 --> 00:21:04,770
So I can really slide my hand on
424
00:21:04,770 --> 00:21:05,410
it like that.
425
00:21:09,650 --> 00:21:11,850
I like that you're not being too shy
426
00:21:11,850 --> 00:21:12,670
with me now.
427
00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:17,220
Do you like the way I stroke your
428
00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:18,460
balls too?
429
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:21,440
Yes, I guess.
430
00:21:23,220 --> 00:21:24,200
Look at that.
431
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,540
Stroking your cock.
432
00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:29,500
Massaging your balls.
433
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,500
It feels really good.
434
00:21:32,740 --> 00:21:33,220
Yeah?
435
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,160
You know what else feels good?
436
00:21:35,820 --> 00:21:36,480
What, mommy?
437
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:42,200
If you would rub your cock right on
438
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:42,600
my butt.
439
00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:44,990
On the inside?
440
00:21:46,850 --> 00:21:49,350
We can start on the outside first.
441
00:21:50,690 --> 00:21:51,250
Okay.
442
00:21:54,550 --> 00:21:55,790
Come here, sweetie.
443
00:21:57,050 --> 00:21:59,050
Let me get up here and sink a
444
00:21:59,050 --> 00:21:59,550
little bit.
445
00:22:00,350 --> 00:22:01,890
I've only done this once before.
446
00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:03,590
It didn't go very well.
447
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:04,650
Oh, really?
448
00:22:05,370 --> 00:22:07,130
Who did you do this with before?
449
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:10,850
One of your little girlfriends?
450
00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:14,410
Remember the next-door neighbor from the last
451
00:22:14,410 --> 00:22:14,930
house?
452
00:22:15,170 --> 00:22:15,730
Yes.
453
00:22:16,010 --> 00:22:17,870
You did it with her?
454
00:22:18,130 --> 00:22:19,070
Yeah, I'm sorry.
455
00:22:22,030 --> 00:22:23,290
Tell me what you did.
456
00:22:27,730 --> 00:22:29,570
Did you have a big clit like I
457
00:22:29,570 --> 00:22:29,830
do?
458
00:22:30,970 --> 00:22:33,290
No, it wasn't sexy like yours.
459
00:22:35,210 --> 00:22:36,070
Come here.
460
00:22:36,870 --> 00:22:37,530
Come closer.
461
00:22:37,530 --> 00:22:37,630
Come closer.
462
00:22:43,770 --> 00:22:46,330
Yeah, just rub your cock right there.
463
00:22:47,490 --> 00:22:48,490
Do you see that?
464
00:22:49,270 --> 00:22:52,010
That makes mommy really wet when you tease
465
00:22:52,010 --> 00:22:52,910
her like that.
466
00:22:57,670 --> 00:22:59,370
There you go.
467
00:23:01,850 --> 00:23:02,750
Like that, mommy?
468
00:23:03,310 --> 00:23:04,550
Like that big clit?
469
00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:07,630
Yeah, just rub it right there.
470
00:23:11,130 --> 00:23:13,150
Oh, you're a good listener.
471
00:23:14,010 --> 00:23:14,570
Muy obediente.
472
00:23:15,830 --> 00:23:17,630
You're like an obedient son.
473
00:23:21,450 --> 00:23:22,010
Alright.
474
00:23:22,670 --> 00:23:24,110
Now you know how you can really thank
475
00:23:24,110 --> 00:23:25,210
me for doing your laundry?
476
00:23:25,610 --> 00:23:27,550
If you stick just a tip in.
477
00:23:27,890 --> 00:23:28,910
Just a tip.
478
00:23:34,020 --> 00:23:35,080
There you go.
479
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:35,780
Go slow.
480
00:23:46,950 --> 00:23:48,110
Just a tip.
481
00:23:48,890 --> 00:23:49,590
Good job.
482
00:23:49,990 --> 00:23:52,270
Now I'm going to take your balls and
483
00:23:52,270 --> 00:23:53,910
I'm going to massage them with my hand
484
00:23:53,910 --> 00:23:54,690
like that.
485
00:23:55,170 --> 00:23:55,990
See that?
486
00:23:56,930 --> 00:23:58,210
It makes me want to put it in
487
00:23:58,210 --> 00:23:58,790
more, mommy.
488
00:23:59,410 --> 00:24:01,210
Okay, I'll let you do that.
489
00:24:02,090 --> 00:24:02,850
Another inch.
490
00:24:02,970 --> 00:24:03,410
Go ahead.
491
00:24:03,410 --> 00:24:04,230
Yeah.
492
00:24:05,770 --> 00:24:07,370
Good job.
493
00:24:07,770 --> 00:24:09,530
Now go back and forth.
494
00:24:10,130 --> 00:24:11,010
Deeper.
495
00:24:11,430 --> 00:24:12,210
Every time.
496
00:24:16,490 --> 00:24:18,690
There you go.
497
00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:25,530
Oh, you're doing a good job, Daniel.
498
00:24:27,610 --> 00:24:29,710
Oh, that's nice.
499
00:24:29,710 --> 00:24:31,150
Uh-huh.
500
00:24:32,050 --> 00:24:33,610
You can pick up speed, okay?
501
00:24:34,470 --> 00:24:35,830
A little faster.
502
00:24:36,070 --> 00:24:36,750
Like that.
503
00:24:37,090 --> 00:24:38,110
Oh, yeah.
504
00:24:39,010 --> 00:24:40,790
Feel how wet you're making me?
505
00:24:41,470 --> 00:24:42,610
It's warm in there.
506
00:24:44,170 --> 00:24:44,470
Yeah.
507
00:24:45,910 --> 00:24:47,750
It's going to get wet.
508
00:24:51,410 --> 00:24:54,610
Oh, you're doing a good job.
509
00:24:58,230 --> 00:24:59,270
Yeah.
510
00:25:02,650 --> 00:25:04,730
Good job.
511
00:25:05,990 --> 00:25:06,510
Yeah.
512
00:25:06,910 --> 00:25:08,990
Yeah, look at you.
513
00:25:15,610 --> 00:25:17,150
Oh, yeah.
514
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:19,410
Oh, that's good.
515
00:25:20,490 --> 00:25:21,830
You're learning.
516
00:25:24,610 --> 00:25:25,090
Uh-huh.
517
00:25:26,230 --> 00:25:27,010
Oh, yeah.
518
00:25:31,150 --> 00:25:32,730
You're doing a good job.
519
00:25:36,690 --> 00:25:38,050
We're going to have you moved out of
520
00:25:38,050 --> 00:25:39,210
the house in no time.
521
00:25:41,410 --> 00:25:43,110
No, I really don't want to go though.
522
00:25:44,590 --> 00:25:46,270
But if I must, I'm going to have
523
00:25:46,270 --> 00:25:47,790
to come back and do laundry again.
524
00:25:49,450 --> 00:25:51,170
I'll always be here for you.
525
00:25:51,170 --> 00:25:52,450
Uh-huh.
526
00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:55,770
Oh, yeah.
527
00:25:56,770 --> 00:25:57,410
Uh-huh.
528
00:25:58,170 --> 00:25:59,670
Oh, I feel you throbbing.
529
00:26:00,710 --> 00:26:02,050
Oh, that's nice.
530
00:26:02,790 --> 00:26:03,350
Uh-huh.
531
00:26:04,530 --> 00:26:05,290
Uh-huh.
532
00:26:05,870 --> 00:26:08,110
It makes me want to come.
533
00:26:08,290 --> 00:26:09,310
You want to come?
534
00:26:11,830 --> 00:26:14,050
I don't want to make a mess.
535
00:26:14,770 --> 00:26:15,870
I don't want to make a mess.
536
00:26:16,090 --> 00:26:17,490
You can come inside, okay?
537
00:26:19,650 --> 00:26:20,170
Good.
538
00:26:20,170 --> 00:26:20,270
Come on.
539
00:26:20,850 --> 00:26:22,050
Fill me up.
540
00:26:23,690 --> 00:26:25,870
Your dad does that all the time.
541
00:26:26,550 --> 00:26:27,750
I mean, he used to.
542
00:26:30,950 --> 00:26:32,050
Oh, yeah.
543
00:26:34,190 --> 00:26:34,890
Yeah.
544
00:26:35,940 --> 00:26:37,070
Oh, that's good.
545
00:26:38,270 --> 00:26:39,030
Oh, yeah.
546
00:26:39,710 --> 00:26:41,190
Give me every last drop.
547
00:26:41,890 --> 00:26:43,250
Yeah, just like that.
548
00:26:46,210 --> 00:26:46,910
Yeah.
549
00:26:46,910 --> 00:26:48,370
Uh-huh.
550
00:26:48,870 --> 00:26:49,830
Yeah.
551
00:26:50,550 --> 00:26:51,030
Deep.
552
00:26:53,150 --> 00:26:54,110
Yeah.
553
00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:58,530
Oh, that's nice.
554
00:27:02,070 --> 00:27:03,030
Yeah.
555
00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:04,930
Oh, yeah.
556
00:27:05,430 --> 00:27:05,830
Yeah.
557
00:27:06,770 --> 00:27:08,330
Don't fall back.
558
00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:09,510
Don't fall back.
559
00:27:12,510 --> 00:27:15,370
Are you going to be able to...
560
00:27:15,370 --> 00:27:16,530
Oh, yeah.
561
00:27:18,990 --> 00:27:20,130
Good job.
562
00:27:25,350 --> 00:27:26,270
That's nice.
563
00:27:38,630 --> 00:27:40,490
I'm even a little weak in the legs.
564
00:27:42,310 --> 00:27:43,930
I can see you are, too.
565
00:27:44,630 --> 00:27:46,030
Are you seeing stars right now?
566
00:27:47,130 --> 00:27:48,670
Okay, why don't you go lay down.
567
00:27:48,810 --> 00:27:50,130
I'll finish the rest of the laundry.
568
00:27:51,510 --> 00:27:52,670
Thank you for the lesson.
569
00:27:57,820 --> 00:27:58,540
Hey, Mom.
570
00:27:58,540 --> 00:27:59,120
How are you?
571
00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:02,120
Look at how handsome you look.
572
00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:02,880
Do I look good?
573
00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:04,920
Do I look awesome?
574
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:06,340
Beautiful.
575
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:12,320
I borrowed Dad's shoes and his pants and
576
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:13,300
honestly everything.
577
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:14,820
I think you are definitely...
578
00:28:18,140 --> 00:28:18,860
I'm speechless.
579
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,300
You look amazing.
580
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,160
I would not turn you down.
581
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:26,840
Love it.
582
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:31,700
You know what, if it makes...
583
00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:33,600
Your tie is a little crooked there, honey.
584
00:28:34,020 --> 00:28:35,060
Can you help me with that?
585
00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:36,300
I have a little trouble with that and
586
00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:36,800
my collar.
587
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:38,840
Let Dad help you.
588
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:40,420
I need him to get you out of
589
00:28:40,420 --> 00:28:40,840
my house.
590
00:28:42,860 --> 00:28:43,620
There you go.
591
00:28:44,220 --> 00:28:45,560
It should make it harder for a man
592
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:45,980
to leave.
593
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,840
What do you say about being hard?
594
00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:53,420
It's happening quite frequently around here.
595
00:28:53,540 --> 00:28:54,360
Mom, you look awesome.
596
00:28:54,740 --> 00:28:56,120
Thank you for wishing me the best.
597
00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:58,460
Go out and get him, Tiger.
598
00:28:58,800 --> 00:28:59,020
I am.
599
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,240
Give me a little kiss.
600
00:29:01,660 --> 00:29:03,020
Give me a good luck kiss.
601
00:29:11,330 --> 00:29:12,530
All right.
602
00:29:12,910 --> 00:29:13,430
Here I go.
603
00:29:13,570 --> 00:29:14,070
I'm off.
604
00:29:23,060 --> 00:29:23,940
Let's go home.
605
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:26,080
No.
606
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,480
I have no success today.
607
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,900
I filled out...
608
00:29:30,900 --> 00:29:33,660
It must have been five, six...
609
00:29:33,660 --> 00:29:35,200
I think eight applications.
610
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,060
Three interviews.
611
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,200
So far, so not good.
612
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,380
It wasn't a good day for us.
613
00:29:42,540 --> 00:29:42,900
Why?
614
00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:43,500
What do you mean?
615
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:44,500
What happened?
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