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PIERUNI HAISEVAT KUKILTA. 7 00:01:50,379 --> 00:01:51,380 JULKAISE 8 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:00,974 HEINÄKUU 2008 9 00:02:32,715 --> 00:02:34,467 KĂ€sipesulle ja syömÀÀn. 10 00:02:34,592 --> 00:02:36,511 HyvĂ€ on, Ă€iti! 11 00:02:47,898 --> 00:02:50,067 HĂ€ivy huoneestani, ÀÀliö! 12 00:02:56,115 --> 00:02:58,033 Syö vĂ€hĂ€n enemmĂ€n, dĂŹdi. 13 00:02:58,951 --> 00:02:59,952 Ei ole nĂ€lkĂ€. 14 00:03:00,953 --> 00:03:03,622 Năi nai, en halua lisÀÀ. 15 00:03:03,956 --> 00:03:06,917 Poikien pitÀÀ syödĂ€ enemmĂ€n saadakseen lihasta - 16 00:03:07,585 --> 00:03:10,422 ja kasvaakseen vahvoiksi. 17 00:03:10,672 --> 00:03:12,007 ÄlĂ€ syötĂ€ hĂ€ntĂ€. 18 00:03:12,382 --> 00:03:13,425 HĂ€n ottaa itse. 19 00:03:13,550 --> 00:03:15,093 HĂ€n on hirveĂ€n laiha. 20 00:03:15,343 --> 00:03:18,555 HĂ€nestĂ€ tulee luuviulu, jos en ruoki hĂ€ntĂ€. 21 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:24,060 Kuukauden kuluttua lintuseni lentÀÀ pesĂ€stĂ€. 22 00:03:25,270 --> 00:03:26,563 Niin. 23 00:03:26,688 --> 00:03:28,565 Muista sitten syödĂ€ hedelmiĂ€. 24 00:03:28,899 --> 00:03:30,275 Se helpottaa ruoansulatusta, 25 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,195 eikĂ€ vatsa ole kovana. 26 00:03:32,445 --> 00:03:33,988 HyvĂ€ on. 27 00:03:34,113 --> 00:03:35,281 Muista hammaslanka. 28 00:03:35,406 --> 00:03:37,533 Yliopistossa on vaikea pÀÀstĂ€ hammaslÀÀkĂ€riin. 29 00:03:37,658 --> 00:03:39,952 Tuleeko isĂ€ kotiin ennen lĂ€htöÀni? 30 00:03:43,081 --> 00:03:44,332 HĂ€n ei tiedĂ€ vielĂ€. 31 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:46,626 TyypillistĂ€. 32 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:48,461 DĂŹdi. 33 00:03:48,586 --> 00:03:50,797 ÄlĂ€ lĂ€hde opiskelemaan niin kauas. 34 00:03:51,255 --> 00:03:53,091 Mene Stanfordiin. 35 00:03:53,216 --> 00:03:54,300 Voit asua kotona, 36 00:03:54,425 --> 00:03:56,970 ja voin laittaa sinulle ruokaa pĂ€ivittĂ€in, 37 00:03:57,221 --> 00:03:58,764 jos olen vielĂ€ hengissĂ€. 38 00:03:58,889 --> 00:04:00,933 Năi nai, Ă€lĂ€ puhu tuollaisia. 39 00:04:01,058 --> 00:04:03,852 Stanfordiin. HĂ€n tuskin selviytyy edes lukiosta. 40 00:04:06,522 --> 00:04:09,691 -ÄlĂ€kĂ€ kĂ€ytĂ€ vaatteitani. -"ÄlĂ€ kĂ€ytĂ€ vaatteitani." 41 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:12,361 TyhmĂ€ koira. 42 00:04:13,362 --> 00:04:14,363 MitĂ€ sanoit? 43 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:15,781 ÄlĂ€ viitsi meuhkata. 44 00:04:16,532 --> 00:04:18,283 HĂ€n sanoi minua huoraksi! 45 00:04:18,410 --> 00:04:21,413 EnpĂ€s, vaan koiraksi, niin kuin horoskooppisi. 46 00:04:23,540 --> 00:04:25,333 -Haluaisitkin olla huora. -Äiti! 47 00:04:25,542 --> 00:04:26,543 PyydĂ€ anteeksi. 48 00:04:26,668 --> 00:04:28,962 Oikeastaan ihosi on kuin liskolla. 49 00:04:29,087 --> 00:04:31,714 Haista paska, pizzanaama. 50 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:34,134 LiskoĂ€mmĂ€, tuhrit paitani. 51 00:04:34,217 --> 00:04:35,552 -Se on minun paitani! -Vivian! 52 00:04:35,635 --> 00:04:37,470 -HĂ€n sanoi minua Ă€mmĂ€ksi! -ÄmmĂ€. 53 00:04:37,554 --> 00:04:38,555 MikĂ€ se on? 54 00:04:38,638 --> 00:04:39,639 SiistikÀÀ suunne. 55 00:04:39,764 --> 00:04:41,350 Synnyit vain, koska halusin pikkuveljen. 56 00:04:41,475 --> 00:04:42,643 Olisitpa kuollut kohtuun. 57 00:04:42,768 --> 00:04:44,186 Itse synnyit rikkinĂ€isen kortsun takia. 58 00:04:44,311 --> 00:04:45,938 Et edes tiedĂ€, miten kortsut toimivat. 59 00:04:46,063 --> 00:04:48,232 Turpa kiinni. MinĂ€ voitin. 60 00:04:48,357 --> 00:04:49,358 Et voi vain pÀÀttÀÀ voittavasi! 61 00:04:49,483 --> 00:04:51,318 -PÀÀtin juuri... -Puhuminen ei toimi niin. 62 00:04:51,444 --> 00:04:52,653 -PĂ€lĂ€, pĂ€lĂ€. -Ă„Ă€liö! 63 00:04:52,778 --> 00:04:56,240 -Lopettakaa huutaminen! -Puhut kuin pikkuvauva. 64 00:04:59,618 --> 00:05:00,619 Kuulehan. 65 00:05:00,911 --> 00:05:04,291 Millainen Ă€iti antaa lastensa kĂ€yttĂ€ytyĂ€ nĂ€in? 66 00:05:05,250 --> 00:05:08,462 He huutavat toisilleen jopa ruokapöydĂ€ssĂ€. 67 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:10,088 SÀÀdytöntĂ€. 68 00:05:12,549 --> 00:05:14,342 Luulet olevasi tosi siisti, 69 00:05:15,427 --> 00:05:16,428 mutta et ole. 70 00:05:18,263 --> 00:05:20,766 -Kukaan ei tykkÀÀ sinusta. -Tule takaisin! 71 00:05:20,849 --> 00:05:21,850 Vivian, tiskit. 72 00:05:21,933 --> 00:05:22,934 Onneksi muutan! 73 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:24,019 DĂŹdi! 74 00:05:24,102 --> 00:05:25,103 Tule takaisin. 75 00:05:25,228 --> 00:05:26,229 ÄlĂ€ juokse! 76 00:05:26,354 --> 00:05:27,982 Ruokailu jĂ€i kesken. 77 00:05:28,983 --> 00:05:30,359 Tulkaapas takaisin. 78 00:05:31,527 --> 00:05:33,529 VARTALOVOIDE 79 00:05:38,201 --> 00:05:39,327 No niin. 80 00:05:40,203 --> 00:05:41,370 TĂ€stĂ€s saat. 81 00:06:14,531 --> 00:06:16,408 Suorana, suorana. 82 00:06:19,494 --> 00:06:20,787 Voi paska! 83 00:06:24,416 --> 00:06:26,459 Jes! Just nĂ€in! 84 00:06:26,584 --> 00:06:28,461 ÄlĂ€ harjoittele ruoan jĂ€lkeen. 85 00:06:28,962 --> 00:06:30,213 Se ei tee hyvÀÀ vatsalle. 86 00:06:30,797 --> 00:06:33,174 Äiti, pilasit juuri videoni. 87 00:06:33,883 --> 00:06:35,593 ÄlĂ€ laske kameraa lattialle. 88 00:06:35,677 --> 00:06:36,679 Kuvakulma on huono. 89 00:06:36,804 --> 00:06:37,888 ENSIMMÄINEN OLLIENI 90 00:06:38,013 --> 00:06:39,640 Asetelmasta tulee ruma. 91 00:06:41,892 --> 00:06:44,687 LALALALA, KIITOS, KIITOS 92 00:06:44,812 --> 00:06:45,855 FAHADTHEG0D: ÄIJÄ. 93 00:06:45,980 --> 00:06:48,691 TSEKKAA TÄMÄ SIISTI PELISIVUSTO. 94 00:06:50,734 --> 00:06:52,570 BIGWANG510: LOL. HAISTA PASKA. 95 00:06:52,695 --> 00:06:54,697 FAHADTHEG0D: ROFLLL. HITTOLAINEN. 96 00:06:54,822 --> 00:06:56,991 TULETKO NIIHIN BILEISIIN HUOMENNA? 97 00:06:57,116 --> 00:06:58,659 EIIII, EN PÄÄSE. 98 00:06:58,784 --> 00:07:01,079 FAHADTHEG0D: MADI KUULEMMA TULEE. 99 00:07:08,044 --> 00:07:09,671 LOL. EI KIINNOSTA, ÄIJÄ. 100 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:17,012 MADIIIICAKESIN VIIMEISIMMÄT JULKAISUT 101 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:21,308 YSTÄVIEN KOMMENTIT 102 00:07:21,433 --> 00:07:23,686 WHAT THE JOSH?: MENNÄÄNKÖ OSTARILLE HUOMENNA? 103 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:28,816 VALOKUVAT 104 00:07:29,609 --> 00:07:32,236 KUVA KUVASTA <3 105 00:07:32,361 --> 00:07:34,614 RANTAPÄIVÄ KESÄLLÄ -07! 106 00:07:37,116 --> 00:07:40,161 MUUTEN VAIN (: 107 00:07:41,746 --> 00:07:44,999 FAHADTHEG0D: EHKÄ SAAT VIHDOIN KM ENNEN LUKIOTA. 108 00:07:45,124 --> 00:07:46,710 BIGWANG510: KM? 109 00:07:46,835 --> 00:07:48,587 FAHADTHEG0D: KULLISI MÄRÄKSI. 110 00:07:48,712 --> 00:07:50,923 FAHADTHEG0D: KESÄ 2008 ==D. 111 00:07:51,048 --> 00:07:53,759 PUHU HÄNELLE. HÄNELLÄ ON VARMANA KELTAKUUME. 112 00:07:53,884 --> 00:07:56,011 WANG WANGIN MÄLLIT LENTÄÄÄÄ. 113 00:08:03,268 --> 00:08:07,648 PARISUHDESTATUS: SINKKU 114 00:08:37,930 --> 00:08:41,267 Joo, hyvĂ€ltĂ€ nĂ€yttÀÀ. 115 00:08:42,143 --> 00:08:43,561 Pinkit? 116 00:08:43,686 --> 00:08:45,646 HyvĂ€ on. Vaaleansiniset? 117 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:48,983 Eikö? SehĂ€n on paras vĂ€ri. EntĂ€ vihreĂ€t? 118 00:08:49,984 --> 00:08:52,278 -Siniset? ÄijĂ€. -Joo. 119 00:08:52,403 --> 00:08:55,490 Madi haluaa taatusti hieroa kieltÀÀn niihin. 120 00:08:55,615 --> 00:08:59,035 Siniset hammasraudat. Toivottavasti toit vahaakin. 121 00:08:59,161 --> 00:09:00,537 Mihin vahaa tarvitaan? 122 00:09:00,662 --> 00:09:02,581 -Fahad! -Jou! 123 00:09:02,706 --> 00:09:04,666 -Fahad! -MitĂ€? 124 00:09:04,833 --> 00:09:06,376 MitĂ€ sinulla on pÀÀllĂ€si? 125 00:09:07,169 --> 00:09:08,754 Tavalliset vaatteeni. 126 00:09:08,879 --> 00:09:11,214 Maastokuvioiset sortsit on tosi homot! 127 00:09:11,339 --> 00:09:12,716 Äitisi on homo. 128 00:09:12,841 --> 00:09:14,760 ÄidillĂ€ni on syöpĂ€, paskapÀÀ. 129 00:09:14,885 --> 00:09:17,846 -MitĂ€ hittoa? -Unohdin. 130 00:09:17,929 --> 00:09:22,059 -Voi olla homo, vaikka olisi syöpĂ€. -Tuskin se toimii niin. 131 00:09:22,143 --> 00:09:24,312 -Miten menee? -Haista paska tuosta. 132 00:09:24,395 --> 00:09:25,396 MitĂ€ kuuluu? 133 00:09:25,521 --> 00:09:27,440 -MikĂ€ meininki, Lil Wang? -Kiva nĂ€hdĂ€. 134 00:09:27,565 --> 00:09:29,650 -ÄijĂ€. MitĂ€? -Wang Wang. 135 00:09:29,776 --> 00:09:30,860 Lil Wang Wang mestoilla. 136 00:09:30,943 --> 00:09:31,944 TiedĂ€t meiningin. 137 00:09:32,069 --> 00:09:34,155 Lil Wayne kĂ€yttÀÀ maastokuviota. 138 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:35,782 Sitten hĂ€n on homo. 139 00:09:35,907 --> 00:09:37,366 Kaikki kĂ€yttĂ€vĂ€t sitĂ€. 140 00:09:37,492 --> 00:09:39,076 Sitten kaikki ovat homoja. 141 00:09:39,202 --> 00:09:41,330 -Ette kai hĂ€vinneet Nilesille? -Joo. 142 00:09:41,455 --> 00:09:44,708 Se pukinpartakundi teki kunnarin neljĂ€nnessĂ€ vuoroparissa. 143 00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:46,085 Meksikolais-Kennykö? 144 00:09:46,543 --> 00:09:47,669 HĂ€n on filippiinilĂ€inen. 145 00:09:48,420 --> 00:09:50,172 EikĂ€ ole. Puhuu meksikolaisittain. 146 00:09:50,297 --> 00:09:51,340 MitĂ€ se muka meinaa? 147 00:09:51,465 --> 00:09:53,592 HĂ€n kutsuu minua eseksi ja muuta. 148 00:09:53,717 --> 00:09:56,553 Oikeasti. HĂ€n kĂ€yttÀÀ meksikolaista slangia. 149 00:09:56,678 --> 00:09:59,807 Tosi outoa. Kerroinko muuten RishistĂ€? 150 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:01,725 -KenestĂ€? -Baseballjuttuja vain. 151 00:10:01,850 --> 00:10:03,268 ÄlĂ€ vaivaa pÀÀtĂ€si. 152 00:10:03,393 --> 00:10:05,939 -MitĂ€ hĂ€nestĂ€? -Paskoi housuunsa harkoissa. 153 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:08,191 Ja vĂ€itti sitĂ€ Ă€itinsĂ€ jekuksi. 154 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:09,984 "Äiti laittoi taas kakkaa housuihini." 155 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:11,277 Ai, taas? 156 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:13,071 ÄijĂ€! MissĂ€ olet ollut? 157 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:15,281 Olen hypettĂ€nyt sinua. 158 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,366 Terve, Hardeep. 159 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,326 Miten menee, neitsyet? 160 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,536 Etkö ole neitsyt? 161 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:20,954 En, nussin Ă€itiĂ€si. 162 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,956 -Ei. ÄlĂ€ aloita. -MitĂ€? 163 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,541 HĂ€nen Ă€idillÀÀn on syöpĂ€. 164 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:27,127 Anteeksi. Onko hĂ€n kunnossa? 165 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:29,296 -Ei, hĂ€nellĂ€ on syöpĂ€. -Otan osaa. 166 00:10:29,422 --> 00:10:31,173 -Jou, Jade! -HĂ€n elÀÀ yhĂ€. 167 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,426 TĂ€ssĂ€ on kamuni, josta olen kertonut. 168 00:10:33,551 --> 00:10:36,971 Fremontin pĂ€hein pakistanilainen. 169 00:10:37,096 --> 00:10:39,014 -Jade on nasta mimmi. -Terve. 170 00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:40,683 -Ja tuo on Ellie. -Hei. 171 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:42,268 HĂ€n on tyhmĂ€ Ă€mmĂ€. 172 00:10:42,393 --> 00:10:44,019 -MikĂ€ nimesi olikaan? -Fahad. 173 00:10:44,145 --> 00:10:45,521 -VatipÀÀ. -PÀÀ kiinni. 174 00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:47,690 NĂ€mĂ€ ovat ystĂ€viĂ€ni. Wang Wang. 175 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,525 -Soup. -Onko nimesi Soup? 176 00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,611 Jimmy, mutta minua sanotaan Soupiksi. 177 00:10:51,736 --> 00:10:53,989 -Miksi? -HĂ€nen talonsa haisee keitolta. 178 00:10:54,072 --> 00:10:56,241 Äitini kokkaa hulluna kimchi-jjigaeta. 179 00:10:56,324 --> 00:10:58,827 Kaikkia korealaisia klassikkoja. 180 00:10:58,910 --> 00:10:59,911 SiistiĂ€. 181 00:11:00,036 --> 00:11:02,247 Sinulla on kuulemma hyviĂ€ tarinoita. 182 00:11:02,372 --> 00:11:03,748 Joo, ihan hyviĂ€. 183 00:11:03,874 --> 00:11:05,625 -Ei, vaan sairaan hauskoja. -ÄlĂ€. 184 00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:08,503 HĂ€n voittaa ekana ruskeana kaikki viihdepalkinnot. 185 00:11:08,628 --> 00:11:10,422 Äitini tykkÀÀ David Lettermanista. 186 00:11:10,547 --> 00:11:12,466 Voitko soittaa minulle kohta? 187 00:11:12,549 --> 00:11:13,550 Miksi ihmeessĂ€? 188 00:11:13,676 --> 00:11:14,886 Soita nyt vain. 189 00:11:15,011 --> 00:11:16,304 Okei, ihan sama. 190 00:11:41,747 --> 00:11:43,999 Madi, tule katsomaan tĂ€tĂ€. 191 00:11:44,124 --> 00:11:45,125 Georgia! 192 00:11:51,757 --> 00:11:52,800 Hei. 193 00:11:52,925 --> 00:11:54,551 Miksi pyysit soittamaan? 194 00:11:56,011 --> 00:11:57,096 ÄlĂ€ siitĂ€ huolehdi. 195 00:11:57,221 --> 00:11:58,305 Okei. Heippa, kulti. 196 00:12:00,183 --> 00:12:01,976 Hardeep alkoi kusta jokeen. 197 00:12:02,102 --> 00:12:03,728 Ja Wang Wang alkoi kuvata. 198 00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:05,855 Ja hĂ€n latasi videon YouTubeen - 199 00:12:05,980 --> 00:12:07,774 otsikolla "Hardeep kusee jokeen". 200 00:12:07,899 --> 00:12:11,528 HĂ€n lĂ€hetti sen meille, ja kaikista se oli mieletön. 201 00:12:11,653 --> 00:12:14,989 Mutta pari pĂ€ivÀÀ myöhemmin sain puhelun HardeepiltĂ€: 202 00:12:15,115 --> 00:12:18,326 "ÄijĂ€, kĂ€ske kamusi poistaa se video. 203 00:12:18,451 --> 00:12:19,994 IsĂ€ni on vitun raivona." 204 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,830 Sanoin "hitsin". En kiroile. 205 00:12:21,913 --> 00:12:22,914 No, "hitsin". 206 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:25,459 Pyysin poistamaan videon, ja Wang Wang suostui. 207 00:12:25,584 --> 00:12:30,005 Mutta seuraavana pĂ€ivĂ€nĂ€ tyyppi soitti uudestaan - 208 00:12:30,131 --> 00:12:33,092 ja pyysi kaveriani oikeasti poistamaan sen videon. 209 00:12:33,217 --> 00:12:36,095 HĂ€n oli saanut taas selkÀÀnsĂ€. 210 00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:39,849 Sanoin pyytĂ€neeni jo. Mutta Wang Wang ei ollut poistanut sitĂ€. 211 00:12:39,974 --> 00:12:44,311 HĂ€n oli vain vaihtanut nimeksi "Gagandeep Gupta kusee jokeen". 212 00:12:44,437 --> 00:12:47,190 Se tekee yhteensĂ€ 96,59. 213 00:12:47,315 --> 00:12:48,316 Hittolainen. 214 00:12:49,860 --> 00:12:52,070 Minun tĂ€ytyy kĂ€ydĂ€ kusella. 215 00:12:52,195 --> 00:12:53,572 Okei, pidĂ€ kiirettĂ€. 216 00:12:53,697 --> 00:12:55,490 -Äitini tulee pian. -SelvĂ€. 217 00:12:56,658 --> 00:12:57,659 Voi jehna. 218 00:13:07,252 --> 00:13:08,253 SisÀÀn. 219 00:13:08,753 --> 00:13:09,839 MitĂ€? 220 00:13:09,964 --> 00:13:11,507 Se on auki. 221 00:13:11,632 --> 00:13:13,718 Voin odottaa, kunnes olet valmis. 222 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:15,303 Voitko avata? 223 00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:21,934 Voinko auttaa? 224 00:13:25,521 --> 00:13:28,107 Joo. MinĂ€ vain luulin, ettĂ€ se oli vessa. 225 00:13:28,232 --> 00:13:31,319 MinĂ€ vain koputtelin ovia ja sillĂ€ lailla... 226 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,280 Ei se mitÀÀn. Kiva paita. 227 00:13:35,199 --> 00:13:36,200 Kiitos. 228 00:13:36,325 --> 00:13:38,285 Hayley Williams on ihana. 229 00:13:39,536 --> 00:13:41,705 Joo, minĂ€kin tykkÀÀn hĂ€nestĂ€. 230 00:13:42,414 --> 00:13:43,749 Madi, tule nyt. 231 00:13:43,832 --> 00:13:44,833 Joo. 232 00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:47,127 Haluatko hengailla? 233 00:13:49,463 --> 00:13:50,464 MikĂ€ ettei. 234 00:13:50,589 --> 00:13:51,799 Tule sisÀÀn. 235 00:13:58,431 --> 00:13:59,766 ONNEAAAA, OLET IHANA 236 00:13:59,891 --> 00:14:03,978 29.7.2008! Olet vihdoin 15 niin kuin minĂ€kin! 237 00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,105 HyvÀÀ syntymĂ€pĂ€ivÀÀ! 238 00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:07,482 -Onnea! Olet ihana! -Onnea! 239 00:14:07,607 --> 00:14:08,650 Olisitpa tÀÀllĂ€. 240 00:14:09,692 --> 00:14:12,695 Olisitpa tÀÀllĂ€, mutta pidĂ€ hauskaa. 241 00:14:12,821 --> 00:14:15,031 Heippa! 242 00:14:17,534 --> 00:14:19,620 -NĂ€ytĂ€n hirveĂ€ltĂ€. -EtpĂ€s. 243 00:14:21,122 --> 00:14:22,498 Haluatko kokeilla? 244 00:14:23,249 --> 00:14:24,250 Vaikka. 245 00:14:25,543 --> 00:14:27,419 Tunnetteko te toisenne? 246 00:14:29,463 --> 00:14:33,092 NĂ€ytĂ€t tutulta. KĂ€ytkö Horneria? 247 00:14:33,884 --> 00:14:36,303 Joo, mutta en enÀÀ. 248 00:14:37,179 --> 00:14:40,141 Valmistuin juuri sieltĂ€, luojan kiitos. 249 00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:44,604 Joo, Horner on paska koulu. 250 00:14:46,773 --> 00:14:47,899 MinĂ€ tykkĂ€sin siitĂ€. 251 00:14:48,024 --> 00:14:49,818 Joo, siellĂ€ oli hauskaa. 252 00:14:54,156 --> 00:14:55,407 MikĂ€ nimesi olikaan? 253 00:14:56,658 --> 00:15:00,370 Chris, mutta kavereiden kesken Wang Wang. 254 00:15:01,788 --> 00:15:02,914 Miksi kutsun sinua? 255 00:15:05,543 --> 00:15:07,753 Vaikka Wang Wangiksi. 256 00:15:07,879 --> 00:15:10,173 Onko Wang Wang jotain ankkojen ÀÀntelyĂ€? 257 00:15:10,298 --> 00:15:12,133 Tyyliin Wang Wang! 258 00:15:15,845 --> 00:15:16,929 Okei... 259 00:15:19,056 --> 00:15:21,142 Anteeksi, minun pitĂ€isi... 260 00:15:21,267 --> 00:15:23,936 Minun pitÀÀ mennĂ€, mutta kiitos, 261 00:15:24,061 --> 00:15:25,855 kun sain hengailla hetken. 262 00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:28,358 Joo, heippa. 263 00:15:28,484 --> 00:15:29,693 TykkÀÀn tuosta biisistĂ€. 264 00:15:31,487 --> 00:15:33,238 Niin minĂ€kin. 265 00:15:33,363 --> 00:15:35,949 HyvĂ€ musamaku. Olemmeko Facebook-kavereita? 266 00:15:38,952 --> 00:15:40,204 En ole varma. 267 00:15:40,329 --> 00:15:42,289 No, lisÀÀ minut. 268 00:15:46,126 --> 00:15:47,211 HyvĂ€ on. 269 00:15:47,795 --> 00:15:49,338 Okei, heippa. 270 00:15:56,095 --> 00:15:57,430 Etkö ollut lĂ€hdössĂ€? 271 00:15:58,973 --> 00:16:00,225 Joo, minĂ€ vain... 272 00:16:01,059 --> 00:16:02,393 Hetki vain. 273 00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,249 REKISTERÖIDY FACEBOOKIIN 274 00:16:23,374 --> 00:16:25,167 -DĂŹdi? -MitĂ€? 275 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:26,919 DĂŹdi! 276 00:16:27,044 --> 00:16:28,045 MitĂ€? 277 00:16:28,546 --> 00:16:30,005 Ruoka on valmista! 278 00:16:30,131 --> 00:16:32,091 Okei, tullaan! 279 00:16:32,216 --> 00:16:34,301 Kiireen vilkkaa. Ruoka jÀÀhtyy. 280 00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:35,594 SYNTYMÄAIKA: 19.9.1990 281 00:16:35,719 --> 00:16:37,931 LUO SALASANA 282 00:16:38,056 --> 00:16:39,391 SALASANA HEIKKO 283 00:16:39,516 --> 00:16:40,600 PAREMPI 284 00:16:40,684 --> 00:16:41,685 VAHVA 285 00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:44,396 TURVALLISUUSKYSYMYS: KUKA OLI PARAS LAPSUUDENYSTÄVÄSI? 286 00:16:51,528 --> 00:16:52,779 REKISTERÖIDY 287 00:16:52,863 --> 00:16:53,864 Chris! 288 00:16:53,989 --> 00:16:55,532 Jestas... MitĂ€? 289 00:16:55,657 --> 00:16:59,995 Vannon, ettĂ€ jos toiste pissaat voiteeseeni, 290 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,331 saat menkkavereni suuhusi. 291 00:17:02,457 --> 00:17:03,458 MitĂ€ helvettiĂ€? 292 00:17:09,004 --> 00:17:10,005 Äiti! 293 00:17:18,263 --> 00:17:20,558 Yksi, kaksi, kolme, neljĂ€, 294 00:17:20,683 --> 00:17:23,226 viisi, kuusi, seitsemĂ€n, kahdeksan. 295 00:17:23,351 --> 00:17:25,938 Vanhuksilla ei ole varaa kaatua. 296 00:17:26,565 --> 00:17:29,693 MeidĂ€n on venyteltĂ€vĂ€ ja pysyttĂ€vĂ€ aktiivisina. 297 00:17:30,027 --> 00:17:32,780 Năi nai, katso kameraan. 298 00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:36,241 ÄlĂ€ kuvaa minua. 299 00:17:37,201 --> 00:17:38,786 Olen niin ruma. 300 00:17:38,911 --> 00:17:41,205 MitĂ€ sinĂ€ höpiset? Olet kaunis. 301 00:17:41,330 --> 00:17:42,831 Năi nai, olet 20-vuotias. 302 00:17:42,956 --> 00:17:45,042 Olen ruma. 303 00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:46,586 Ei, olet kaunis. 304 00:17:46,711 --> 00:17:48,838 -SinĂ€ olet kaunis. -Ei, vaan sinĂ€. 305 00:17:48,963 --> 00:17:51,132 -Rakastan sinua. -MinĂ€ rakastan sinua. 306 00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:19,161 DĂŹdi? 307 00:18:19,286 --> 00:18:20,287 MitĂ€? 308 00:18:20,913 --> 00:18:22,289 Vilkaisisitko tĂ€tĂ€? 309 00:18:25,751 --> 00:18:26,752 Katso. 310 00:18:31,465 --> 00:18:32,716 MitĂ€ mieltĂ€ olet? 311 00:18:35,554 --> 00:18:40,475 Haluan osallistua sillĂ€ kansalliseen taidekilpailuun. 312 00:18:42,102 --> 00:18:43,103 Joo. 313 00:18:45,147 --> 00:18:46,440 NĂ€ytĂ€n tyhmĂ€ltĂ€. 314 00:18:54,281 --> 00:18:55,908 MitĂ€ sinĂ€ katsot? 315 00:18:56,033 --> 00:18:57,034 ON AIKA 316 00:18:57,118 --> 00:18:58,119 En mitÀÀn. 317 00:18:58,202 --> 00:18:59,287 PÄÄSET MIMMIN PÖKSYIHIN 318 00:18:59,370 --> 00:19:00,913 Miksi hĂ€n puhuu noin? 319 00:19:00,997 --> 00:19:02,415 MINÄ JA SINÄ, ROMANTIIKKAA! 320 00:19:02,707 --> 00:19:04,041 ÄlĂ€ matki hĂ€ntĂ€. 321 00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:05,543 Puhu normaalisti. 322 00:19:05,626 --> 00:19:07,837 Äiti. ÄlĂ€ viitsi motkottaa. 323 00:19:08,045 --> 00:19:09,630 En minĂ€ motkota. 324 00:19:09,755 --> 00:19:11,215 Huolehdin vain sinusta. 325 00:19:14,469 --> 00:19:16,387 ÄlĂ€ ole tuollainen hölmö. 326 00:19:27,483 --> 00:19:28,692 NĂ€ytĂ€ sille! 327 00:19:30,986 --> 00:19:32,988 Joo! Korea! Ykkönen! 328 00:19:35,699 --> 00:19:36,992 No niin. Kenen vuoro? 329 00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:40,829 -Hitto vie. -MitkĂ€ tisut! 330 00:19:40,954 --> 00:19:44,667 SinĂ€ siinĂ€. Tule tĂ€nne. Sinusta ei ole tĂ€hĂ€n. 331 00:19:44,793 --> 00:19:48,713 Tule nyt, nössö. Olen kiimainen! 332 00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:53,051 MitĂ€ sinĂ€ teet? 333 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:57,388 -MĂ€jĂ€ytĂ€ hĂ€ntĂ€ rintaan. -Tee Bruce Leet! 334 00:19:57,514 --> 00:19:59,474 -Ei naamaan. MitĂ€ hittoa? -Sori. 335 00:20:00,141 --> 00:20:01,518 HyvĂ€, Wang Wang! 336 00:20:08,901 --> 00:20:09,902 NĂ€pit irti! 337 00:20:12,738 --> 00:20:14,949 MitĂ€ hittoa sinĂ€ teet? 338 00:20:16,075 --> 00:20:17,535 WorldStar! 339 00:20:17,660 --> 00:20:18,869 HĂ€n puri nĂ€nniĂ€ni. 340 00:20:20,788 --> 00:20:22,456 Miksi te tappelitte? 341 00:20:25,417 --> 00:20:26,585 Kunhan leikimme. 342 00:20:26,669 --> 00:20:27,670 Ai leikitte? 343 00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:29,256 TĂ€mĂ€kö on leikkiĂ€? 344 00:20:29,631 --> 00:20:33,135 NĂ€in siinĂ€ kĂ€y, kun pÀÀstĂ€t heidĂ€t ulos. 345 00:20:33,635 --> 00:20:37,180 Lasten kuuluu telmiĂ€ sirkkojen kanssa puron varressa - 346 00:20:37,556 --> 00:20:39,474 tai leikkiĂ€ kuurupiiloa, 347 00:20:39,850 --> 00:20:43,186 mutta poikasi tappelee kuin gangsteri. 348 00:20:43,395 --> 00:20:44,688 Jos poliisi nĂ€kee, 349 00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:47,566 sinua luullaan hakkaajaksi ja poika viedÀÀn pois. 350 00:20:47,816 --> 00:20:51,069 Sitten haavaa ei hoideta, ja hĂ€n sokeutuu, 351 00:20:51,319 --> 00:20:53,531 eikĂ€ sokeana pÀÀse opiskelemaan. 352 00:20:53,656 --> 00:20:56,325 Jos hĂ€n ei opiskele, hĂ€n ei saa hyvÀÀ työtĂ€. 353 00:20:56,451 --> 00:21:00,037 Jos hĂ€n ei saa hyvÀÀ työtĂ€, hĂ€n ei löydĂ€ kaunista vaimoa - 354 00:21:00,163 --> 00:21:01,330 eikĂ€ saa lapsia. 355 00:21:01,456 --> 00:21:04,167 Ja Wangin suvun perintö pÀÀttyy siihen. 356 00:21:04,292 --> 00:21:05,334 Năi nai... 357 00:21:05,460 --> 00:21:06,919 Olet liian dramaattinen. 358 00:21:08,838 --> 00:21:10,882 Jos poikani olisi kotona, 359 00:21:11,466 --> 00:21:14,135 tĂ€llaista ei ikimaailmassa tapahtuisi. 360 00:21:14,260 --> 00:21:16,013 No, hĂ€n ei ole tÀÀllĂ€. 361 00:21:17,723 --> 00:21:18,724 DĂŹdi. 362 00:21:19,850 --> 00:21:21,185 Sattuuko sinuun? 363 00:21:21,977 --> 00:21:23,103 Ei, năi nai. 364 00:21:24,938 --> 00:21:28,025 Te mokomatkin vintiöt. 365 00:21:28,775 --> 00:21:30,694 Ei teihin saa tolkkua. 366 00:21:31,653 --> 00:21:32,780 Năi nai lĂ€htee. 367 00:21:33,864 --> 00:21:34,865 Antaa olla. 368 00:21:36,617 --> 00:21:37,827 Sattuuko? 369 00:21:38,953 --> 00:21:40,830 Sanoin jo, ettĂ€ olen kunnossa. 370 00:21:41,664 --> 00:21:42,665 HyvĂ€ on sitten. 371 00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:46,169 Paina sitĂ€ silmÀÀsi vasten. ÄlĂ€ ota sitĂ€ pois. 372 00:21:55,887 --> 00:21:57,597 JukuripĂ€inen poika. 373 00:22:13,113 --> 00:22:15,199 VIESTI 374 00:22:15,908 --> 00:22:17,576 MEOWWWITSMADIX3: MITEN MENEE? 375 00:22:17,701 --> 00:22:20,204 SÖIN JUURI. MITEN SILMÄSI VOI? 376 00:22:21,789 --> 00:22:26,962 ÖÖ, SE ON MUSTA, HAHA. 377 00:22:30,298 --> 00:22:33,426 MEOWWWITSMADIX3: LOLOLOL, VOIH. 378 00:22:33,552 --> 00:22:36,805 AIKA GANGSTAMEININKIÄ KYLLÄ! 379 00:22:36,930 --> 00:22:41,685 AINAKIN SE HAALENEE ENNEN VUOSIKIRJAKUVIA. 380 00:22:46,481 --> 00:22:47,942 ONNEKSI OLET KUNNOSSA. (: 381 00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:54,240 KIITTI. <3 382 00:23:00,496 --> 00:23:02,623 MITÄ PUUHAAT? 383 00:23:05,501 --> 00:23:07,837 MEOWWWITSMADIX3: ETSIN LEFFAA KATSOTTAVAKSI! 384 00:23:07,962 --> 00:23:09,422 ONKO EHDOKSIA? 385 00:23:09,547 --> 00:23:12,801 *EHDOTUKSIA 386 00:23:13,719 --> 00:23:15,471 MADI PETERS - SEINÄ 387 00:23:19,349 --> 00:23:20,434 TIETOJA 388 00:23:20,601 --> 00:23:21,977 HEI, OLEN MADI. (: 389 00:23:22,102 --> 00:23:23,228 HENKILÖKOHTAISET TIEDOT 390 00:23:23,353 --> 00:23:27,691 LEMPIELOKUVAT: MEAN GIRLS, PAHOLAINEN PUKEUTUU PRADAAN, THE NOTEBOOK, 391 00:23:27,816 --> 00:23:30,777 KUINKA HUKATA KUNDI 10 PÄIVÄSSÄ, MUISTOJEN POLKU 392 00:23:30,903 --> 00:23:33,615 OLETKO NÄHNYT MUISTOJEN POLUN? 393 00:23:35,700 --> 00:23:38,953 MEOWWWITSMADIX3 KIRJOITTAA... 394 00:23:39,078 --> 00:23:41,164 MEOWWWITSMADIX3: OMG! OIKEASTI? 395 00:23:41,247 --> 00:23:43,666 SE ON TYYLIIN PARAS LEFFA IKINÄ. 396 00:23:43,875 --> 00:23:44,876 SE ON HUIPPU. 397 00:23:45,335 --> 00:23:47,253 IHAN SAIRAAAAAN HYVÄ. 398 00:23:47,837 --> 00:23:50,548 MEOWWWITSMADIX3: OIKEASTI? 399 00:23:50,673 --> 00:23:53,301 YLEENSÄ KUNDIT EIVÄT TYKKÄÄ SIITÄ. 400 00:23:54,844 --> 00:23:57,556 MIKSI? 401 00:23:59,517 --> 00:24:01,435 MUISTOJEN POLKU - HAKU 402 00:24:03,187 --> 00:24:04,188 ROMANTTINEN DRAAMA 403 00:24:04,271 --> 00:24:05,272 AISTILLINEN 404 00:24:05,356 --> 00:24:06,357 NYYHKYLEFFA 405 00:24:08,651 --> 00:24:09,652 Voi paska. 406 00:24:14,073 --> 00:24:20,956 MEOWWWITSMADIX3: ET TAIDA OLLA NIIN KUIN MUUT POJAT. <3 407 00:25:07,296 --> 00:25:12,050 ELOKUU 2008 408 00:25:12,176 --> 00:25:15,053 22. PÄIVÄ - VIVIAN YLIOPISTOON 409 00:25:23,770 --> 00:25:25,355 -Äiti, onko pakko? -Ei sada. 410 00:25:25,481 --> 00:25:26,648 Aurinko paistaa. 411 00:25:26,773 --> 00:25:28,275 Se ei tee hyvÀÀ iholle. 412 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,195 -HĂ€n on Ă€rsyttĂ€vĂ€. -Tosi noloa. 413 00:25:34,365 --> 00:25:35,992 Rasvasitko ihosi? 414 00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:37,911 Se on hirveĂ€n kuiva. 415 00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:40,622 Onko pakko kommentoida vartaloani? 416 00:25:41,539 --> 00:25:42,540 Jestas. 417 00:25:59,809 --> 00:26:00,976 Vauhtia nyt, Cory! 418 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:03,187 ÄlĂ€ viitsi, Ă€ijĂ€. Olen tulossa. 419 00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:04,355 Olet hiton hidas. 420 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,106 Potki, potki. Tule jo. 421 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:07,733 En halua pudottaa limuani. 422 00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:09,318 Cory, miksi kuhnailet? 423 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,613 -Jumankekka. -Ei ihan, mutta menköön. 424 00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:20,705 NĂ€in se tehdÀÀn. 425 00:26:22,165 --> 00:26:23,250 Anna mennĂ€. 426 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,001 Sinulla kĂ€vi tuuri. 427 00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:29,673 Miten menee? 428 00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:34,010 Hei. 429 00:26:37,180 --> 00:26:38,182 Terve. 430 00:26:40,101 --> 00:26:42,562 NĂ€mĂ€ tyypit ovat tosi hyviĂ€. 431 00:26:43,646 --> 00:26:46,357 Niin, totta. Kiitos. 432 00:26:46,482 --> 00:26:47,984 Onko teillĂ€ sponsori? 433 00:26:48,109 --> 00:26:49,485 -Melkein. -Turha luulo. 434 00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:50,778 YritĂ€n kuvata pĂ€tkiĂ€ - 435 00:26:50,903 --> 00:26:52,905 Berricsin tulevaa tapahtumaa varten. 436 00:26:53,030 --> 00:26:54,699 Mutta meillĂ€ ei ole kuvaajaa. 437 00:26:54,824 --> 00:26:56,826 Tarvitsen vielĂ€ kaksi temppua - 438 00:26:56,951 --> 00:26:58,536 sponsorinhakuvideota varten. 439 00:26:58,661 --> 00:26:59,704 Sitten menestymme. 440 00:26:59,829 --> 00:27:01,331 SiitĂ€ tĂ€ssĂ€ haaveillaan. 441 00:27:01,456 --> 00:27:02,583 No, tuota... 442 00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:05,961 Jos olette kuvaajaa vailla, minĂ€ kuvaan. 443 00:27:06,086 --> 00:27:07,421 -Kuvaatko sinĂ€? -Joo. 444 00:27:07,588 --> 00:27:09,298 -Skeittaustako? -Joo. 445 00:27:09,423 --> 00:27:11,633 -SinĂ€kö kuvaat skeittausta? -KyllĂ€ vain. 446 00:27:11,758 --> 00:27:12,759 Osuipa sopivasti, 447 00:27:12,885 --> 00:27:15,053 koska kuvaajamme ei ole enÀÀ kuvioissa. 448 00:27:15,179 --> 00:27:17,347 MitĂ€ tapahtui? 449 00:27:18,265 --> 00:27:19,725 -Tyyppi kuoli. -HĂ€n on poissa. 450 00:27:19,850 --> 00:27:21,643 LevĂ€tköön rauhassa. 451 00:27:21,768 --> 00:27:23,187 Olen pahoillani. 452 00:27:24,062 --> 00:27:26,191 MinĂ€ pelleilen kanssasi. 453 00:27:26,316 --> 00:27:27,984 HĂ€n pani tyttöystĂ€vÀÀni. 454 00:27:28,067 --> 00:27:29,068 Lopetimme hengailun. 455 00:27:29,194 --> 00:27:31,779 -Meille hĂ€n on kuollut. -Annoit naida tyttöÀsi. 456 00:27:31,905 --> 00:27:33,615 MikĂ€ sinun nimesi on? 457 00:27:35,241 --> 00:27:36,242 Olen... 458 00:27:37,619 --> 00:27:39,370 -Olen Chris. -Chris? 459 00:27:39,496 --> 00:27:41,164 Donovan, ilo tutustua. 460 00:27:41,289 --> 00:27:43,249 -Nuo ovat Cory ja Nugget. -Terve. 461 00:27:43,374 --> 00:27:45,418 -Laitan viestiĂ€. -Hauska tavata. 462 00:27:45,543 --> 00:27:47,713 ÄlĂ€ vain nai tyttöystĂ€vÀÀni. 463 00:27:48,339 --> 00:27:50,508 Ei hĂ€tÀÀ. Minulla on tyttöystĂ€vĂ€. 464 00:27:50,633 --> 00:27:52,635 Sinulla on typykkĂ€. 465 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,512 Koska sinĂ€ etsit tytön? 466 00:27:54,637 --> 00:27:56,889 Onko sinulla YouTubea tai jotain? 467 00:27:57,014 --> 00:27:58,891 Tsekkaan videosi kotiin pÀÀstyĂ€ni. 468 00:28:07,107 --> 00:28:08,108 EKA OLLIENI 469 00:28:08,192 --> 00:28:09,193 SKEITTIMATSKUA AUTOTALLISTA 470 00:28:09,276 --> 00:28:10,319 OLLIE EDISTYY 471 00:28:14,366 --> 00:28:16,535 HULLU VALKOINEN NAINEN FLIPPAA 472 00:28:16,660 --> 00:28:20,163 FAHAD SAA MUNILLE 473 00:28:20,288 --> 00:28:23,625 -Nyt palaa. HengitĂ€ sisÀÀn. -Okei, minĂ€ kokeilen. 474 00:28:23,708 --> 00:28:24,709 TARRALAPPUSAUHUT 475 00:28:24,835 --> 00:28:26,628 VedĂ€ Wu-Tangit. Anna mennĂ€. 476 00:28:26,753 --> 00:28:29,840 -EikĂ€! -Jes! 477 00:28:35,972 --> 00:28:37,598 GAGANDEEP GUPTA KUSEE JOKEEN 478 00:28:37,682 --> 00:28:38,683 POISTA VALITUT 479 00:28:38,933 --> 00:28:42,937 VAHVISTUS - HALUATKO VARMASTI POISTAA 8 VIDEOTA? 480 00:28:43,062 --> 00:28:45,940 KYLLÄ, POISTA 481 00:28:48,776 --> 00:28:52,738 TĂ€llĂ€ lukukaudella minun Maxini liittyi torvisoittokuntaan. 482 00:28:53,114 --> 00:28:54,574 HĂ€n pelaa sulkapalloa - 483 00:28:54,699 --> 00:28:55,992 ja jalkapalloa - 484 00:28:56,534 --> 00:29:00,205 ja pitÀÀ yllĂ€ kympin keskiarvoa. 485 00:29:01,165 --> 00:29:02,541 LisĂ€kurssien ansiosta. 486 00:29:02,666 --> 00:29:05,794 Voi, Max. Oletpa lahjakas. 487 00:29:07,546 --> 00:29:09,214 Samoin sinĂ€, Shiu Fang. 488 00:29:09,631 --> 00:29:13,010 Tuo kaikki on varmasti stressaavaa. 489 00:29:13,302 --> 00:29:14,887 HĂ€nen isĂ€nsĂ€ auttaa hĂ€ntĂ€. 490 00:29:15,179 --> 00:29:17,389 En selviĂ€isi kaikesta yksin. 491 00:29:17,806 --> 00:29:19,099 Vai niin. 492 00:29:20,894 --> 00:29:24,355 Ja Vivianko aloittaa ensi vuonna UCLA:ssa? 493 00:29:24,481 --> 00:29:25,899 UCSD:ssĂ€. 494 00:29:28,485 --> 00:29:29,486 Kelpo koulu sekin. 495 00:29:29,903 --> 00:29:31,362 EntĂ€s Chris? 496 00:29:32,780 --> 00:29:35,241 Chris rullalautailee. 497 00:29:37,952 --> 00:29:38,953 Ja kuvaa videoita. 498 00:29:39,454 --> 00:29:41,122 SehĂ€n ei ole hullumpaa. 499 00:29:41,748 --> 00:29:44,376 Kuin elokuvaohjaaja Ang Lee. 500 00:29:46,921 --> 00:29:49,256 Olet pikkuinen Ang Leeni. 501 00:29:49,965 --> 00:29:54,053 EhkĂ€ jonain pĂ€ivĂ€nĂ€ hĂ€n jopa kiittÀÀ minua Oscar-puheessaan. 502 00:29:55,846 --> 00:29:56,847 Chris. 503 00:29:56,972 --> 00:29:59,517 Taiteilijana menestyminen ei ole helppoa. 504 00:29:59,642 --> 00:30:01,185 Kysy vaikka Ă€idiltĂ€si. 505 00:30:04,605 --> 00:30:07,442 Joko Chris valmistautuu tasokokeeseen? 506 00:30:09,361 --> 00:30:10,779 Eikö se ole aikaista? 507 00:30:11,238 --> 00:30:12,239 Aikaistako? 508 00:30:12,531 --> 00:30:14,950 Chrisin olisi pitĂ€nyt aloittaa viime vuonna. 509 00:30:15,075 --> 00:30:18,203 Vie hĂ€net Maxin tukiopettajan pakeille. 510 00:30:18,328 --> 00:30:19,412 Annan hĂ€nen numeronsa. 511 00:30:19,538 --> 00:30:21,248 Se olisi hienoa. Olisin kiitollinen. 512 00:30:21,331 --> 00:30:22,999 Hei, Wang Wang! 513 00:30:23,124 --> 00:30:24,501 Miten menee, tomppeli? 514 00:30:24,626 --> 00:30:27,045 ÄlĂ€ suotta murehdi. Paskat noista horoista. 515 00:30:27,170 --> 00:30:29,340 Olet komea paskiainen. 516 00:30:29,465 --> 00:30:32,677 Sinulla on vahvat hampaat. NĂ€ytĂ€t hyvĂ€ltĂ€ sortseissa. 517 00:30:32,802 --> 00:30:34,804 Siksi Madi tykkÀÀ sinusta, beibi! 518 00:30:37,431 --> 00:30:39,350 HĂ€n lĂ€hetti silmĂ€niskun. 519 00:30:39,475 --> 00:30:41,435 MADI: NÄHDÄÄN JOSKUS ENNEN KOULUA. (; 520 00:30:41,519 --> 00:30:42,520 HĂ€n haluaa munaa. 521 00:30:42,645 --> 00:30:43,771 Takuuvarmana. 522 00:30:43,896 --> 00:30:45,940 Ei! HĂ€n yrittÀÀ vain olla kiva. 523 00:30:46,065 --> 00:30:48,109 Ei ikimaailmassa. 524 00:30:48,234 --> 00:30:50,111 -Et ymmĂ€rrĂ€ vihjeitĂ€. -Ihan oikeasti. 525 00:30:50,236 --> 00:30:51,737 Vaikka Madi hiplaisi heppiĂ€si, 526 00:30:51,863 --> 00:30:54,074 ihmettelisit, tykkÀÀkö hĂ€n sinusta. 527 00:30:54,199 --> 00:30:55,534 -ÄlĂ€ viitsi. -Oikeasti. 528 00:30:55,659 --> 00:30:56,910 Et ikinĂ€ tekstaa tytöille. 529 00:30:57,035 --> 00:30:59,580 -HĂ€n yrittÀÀ olla kiva. -ÄlĂ€ jauha. 530 00:30:59,705 --> 00:31:01,707 -Vastaa. MitĂ€ sanot? -SelvĂ€. 531 00:31:04,668 --> 00:31:06,545 -Kirjoita nopeammin. -Odota nyt. 532 00:31:06,670 --> 00:31:08,547 HAHA, LOL, KÄY. 533 00:31:08,672 --> 00:31:09,923 Kelpaako tĂ€mĂ€? 534 00:31:10,048 --> 00:31:13,218 Ei tasan. Oletko tosissasi? 535 00:31:13,302 --> 00:31:14,303 -Ei. -MitĂ€? 536 00:31:14,386 --> 00:31:15,388 ÄijĂ€... 537 00:31:15,513 --> 00:31:17,432 Luojan tĂ€hden, tekstaan puolestasi. 538 00:31:17,599 --> 00:31:19,767 -EikĂ€... -MitĂ€ hittoa tuo on? 539 00:31:19,893 --> 00:31:22,395 -TĂ€mĂ€ on ihan hyvĂ€. -MitĂ€ tuo on? 540 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,189 -Miten niin? -Olet toivoton. 541 00:31:24,314 --> 00:31:25,398 -Oikeasti. -ÄlĂ€ nyt. 542 00:31:25,523 --> 00:31:26,983 Hommaan sen mimmin sinulle. 543 00:31:27,066 --> 00:31:28,067 Ei, minĂ€... 544 00:31:28,193 --> 00:31:30,361 Ole kiltti. Yksi lause vain. 545 00:31:30,487 --> 00:31:33,239 -Olkoon. Yksi lause. -HyvĂ€ on, no niin. 546 00:31:33,364 --> 00:31:34,949 JOO! VOISIMME... 547 00:31:35,074 --> 00:31:37,952 Vaikka kĂ€ydĂ€ kuplateellĂ€? Se olisi hyvĂ€. 548 00:31:39,705 --> 00:31:41,499 -Okei, kĂ€y. Ihan sama. -HyvĂ€ on. 549 00:31:41,582 --> 00:31:42,583 Kirjoitan Ă€kkiĂ€. 550 00:31:42,708 --> 00:31:44,960 KOITTAA PEPPUSEKSIÄ - LÄHETÄ 551 00:31:45,085 --> 00:31:46,504 ÄijĂ€! Et voi... 552 00:31:46,629 --> 00:31:48,047 -Anna puhelimeni. -Ei! 553 00:31:48,172 --> 00:31:50,549 Pitele hĂ€ntĂ€! Auta vĂ€hĂ€n, Soup! 554 00:31:50,674 --> 00:31:53,385 -Pitele hĂ€ntĂ€! Voi paska! -Anna puhelimeni. 555 00:31:53,511 --> 00:31:55,638 -Pitele hĂ€ntĂ€. -Anna se puhelin. 556 00:31:55,763 --> 00:31:57,598 Olen tosissani. Anna se tĂ€nne. 557 00:31:58,474 --> 00:31:59,475 LÄHETETÄÄN VIESTIÄ 558 00:31:59,558 --> 00:32:01,393 -MitĂ€ sinĂ€ touhuat? -Tappelet kuin Ă€mmĂ€. 559 00:32:01,519 --> 00:32:02,938 SORI, SE OLI KAVERINI. 560 00:32:03,063 --> 00:32:04,189 Olet paskapÀÀ. 561 00:32:04,856 --> 00:32:05,857 Hei, năi nai. 562 00:32:05,982 --> 00:32:07,567 -NĂ€pit irti... -Hei, terve. 563 00:32:08,276 --> 00:32:09,277 OLET SÖPÖ, HAUSKA. 564 00:32:09,361 --> 00:32:10,362 Omenoita. 565 00:32:10,445 --> 00:32:11,446 SyökÀÀ. 566 00:32:11,822 --> 00:32:12,823 Kiitos. 567 00:32:13,281 --> 00:32:14,908 Tosi hyviĂ€. 568 00:32:15,033 --> 00:32:16,827 PoikaystĂ€vĂ€si. Muhinointia. 569 00:32:16,952 --> 00:32:18,245 CHILLATAAN PIAN. 570 00:32:19,329 --> 00:32:20,622 MinĂ€kin osaan tanssia! 571 00:32:20,705 --> 00:32:21,706 Kiitos. 572 00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:22,874 Rakastan sinua. 573 00:32:22,999 --> 00:32:24,376 -Samoin. -Hei hei. 574 00:32:26,295 --> 00:32:27,380 Valmista. 575 00:32:28,381 --> 00:32:30,174 MitĂ€ sanoit hĂ€nelle? Oikeasti. 576 00:32:30,299 --> 00:32:32,009 TiedĂ€ sitĂ€. Se selviÀÀ kyllĂ€. 577 00:32:33,886 --> 00:32:36,347 MitĂ€? MitĂ€ hĂ€n vastasi? 578 00:32:37,598 --> 00:32:38,599 Sano nyt! 579 00:32:41,269 --> 00:32:42,353 KiitĂ€ myöhemmin. 580 00:32:50,529 --> 00:32:55,200 MITEN SUUDELLAAN 581 00:32:55,325 --> 00:32:58,453 MITEN SUUDELLAAN KIELAREITA MITEN SUUDELLAAN POIKAYSTÄVÄÄ 582 00:32:58,579 --> 00:33:01,415 MITEN SUUDELLAAN ENSIMMÄISTÄ KERTAA 583 00:33:02,291 --> 00:33:06,587 SUUTELE KUIN VANHA TEKIJÄ 584 00:33:08,046 --> 00:33:09,965 DIY-KUNDIT ESITTÄVÄT 585 00:33:11,134 --> 00:33:12,635 Suutele kuin vanha tekijĂ€. 586 00:33:13,303 --> 00:33:16,890 Oletko hyvĂ€ suutelija? Kuka tahansa onnistuu oikealla tekniikalla. 587 00:33:17,557 --> 00:33:22,896 Puhdista ensin suusi. Harjaa hampaasi, kĂ€ytĂ€ hammaslankaa ja suuvettĂ€. 588 00:33:23,021 --> 00:33:25,148 Haiseva hengitys pilaa suutelun. 589 00:33:25,773 --> 00:33:27,817 Istu sitten kumppanin viereen, 590 00:33:27,942 --> 00:33:29,360 mieluiten kahden kesken. 591 00:33:29,486 --> 00:33:32,572 Julkiset kiintymyksenosoitukset saattavat olla hauskoja, 592 00:33:32,697 --> 00:33:35,409 mutta muille ne ovat kiusallisia. 593 00:33:36,035 --> 00:33:37,203 Kannattaa vĂ€lttÀÀ sitĂ€. 594 00:33:37,995 --> 00:33:40,748 Rentoudu ja tyhjennĂ€ mielesi. 595 00:33:41,248 --> 00:33:43,292 Keskity edessĂ€si olevaan henkilöön. 596 00:33:43,792 --> 00:33:46,170 Kallista kasvojasi, jotta nenĂ€t eivĂ€t törmÀÀ. 597 00:33:47,046 --> 00:33:49,590 Nojaudu toista kohti, kunnes huulenne koskettavat. 598 00:33:50,299 --> 00:33:53,761 PidĂ€ huulikontakti alkuun pehmeĂ€nĂ€ ja hellĂ€nĂ€. 599 00:33:55,429 --> 00:33:58,141 Avaa sitten hieman suutasi - 600 00:33:58,266 --> 00:34:00,977 ja ujuta kielesi hitaasti kumppanisi suuhun. 601 00:34:01,561 --> 00:34:04,022 Muista toimia hitaasti ja pehmeĂ€sti. 602 00:34:04,523 --> 00:34:06,358 Ei Ă€kkinĂ€isesti tai pÀÀllekĂ€yvĂ€sti. 603 00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:08,693 Muista hengittÀÀ nenĂ€n kautta. 604 00:34:09,277 --> 00:34:12,322 Pyörtyminen jos jokin pilaa kunnon pussailuhetken. 605 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,661 Tee tai jĂ€tĂ€ tekemĂ€ttĂ€. YrittĂ€minen on turhaa. 606 00:34:18,703 --> 00:34:19,704 MitĂ€ tuo oli? 607 00:34:19,829 --> 00:34:20,832 Yoda. 608 00:34:21,582 --> 00:34:22,959 Niin joo, Yoda. 609 00:34:25,711 --> 00:34:27,213 Etkö ole nĂ€hnyt TĂ€htien sotaa? 610 00:34:28,004 --> 00:34:29,006 Olen minĂ€ nĂ€hnyt sen. 611 00:34:29,631 --> 00:34:30,675 MinkĂ€ vĂ€rinen Yoda on? 612 00:34:34,971 --> 00:34:36,347 En tiedĂ€. Tyyliin... 613 00:34:37,598 --> 00:34:39,475 Sellainen... 614 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,352 Metallisen krominen. 615 00:34:41,477 --> 00:34:43,312 -Metallinen vai? -Niin. 616 00:34:44,481 --> 00:34:45,482 Ei. 617 00:34:47,943 --> 00:34:50,737 Kirkkaankeltainen? 618 00:34:50,862 --> 00:34:51,989 Ei. Tuo... Ei. 619 00:34:52,114 --> 00:34:53,824 -En ole nĂ€hnyt sitĂ€. -Niin. 620 00:34:55,701 --> 00:34:59,872 Miten olet nĂ€hnyt Muistojen polun, muttet TĂ€htien sotaa? 621 00:35:01,832 --> 00:35:05,252 En tiedĂ€. Siskoni taisi laittaa minut katsomaan sen. 622 00:35:05,377 --> 00:35:07,297 En tiennyt, ettĂ€ sinulla on sisko. 623 00:35:08,506 --> 00:35:09,841 Joo. Minulla on sisko. 624 00:35:11,384 --> 00:35:14,429 Onko hĂ€n vanhempi vai nuorempi? 625 00:35:15,555 --> 00:35:16,681 Vanhempi. 626 00:35:16,806 --> 00:35:18,057 Kiva. 627 00:35:21,269 --> 00:35:22,770 Minulla on isoveli, joten... 628 00:35:23,563 --> 00:35:25,273 -Siksi mietin. -Joo. 629 00:35:26,399 --> 00:35:27,692 Oletteko lĂ€heisiĂ€? 630 00:35:29,737 --> 00:35:31,697 Joo. Sanoisin niin. 631 00:35:32,323 --> 00:35:35,159 Olimme lĂ€heisiĂ€ ennen kuin hĂ€n lĂ€hti opiskelemaan. 632 00:35:35,284 --> 00:35:38,204 En juuri nĂ€e hĂ€ntĂ€ enÀÀ. 633 00:35:40,456 --> 00:35:41,957 Oletko lĂ€heinen siskosi kanssa? 634 00:35:46,295 --> 00:35:47,296 Joo. 635 00:35:52,009 --> 00:35:53,637 Toin sinulle lahjan. 636 00:35:53,762 --> 00:35:56,389 -Lahjanko? Minulleko? -Niin. 637 00:35:58,934 --> 00:36:00,268 MikĂ€ se on? 638 00:36:00,393 --> 00:36:01,770 Pyyhekumi. 639 00:36:01,853 --> 00:36:02,854 Pyyhekumi. 640 00:36:02,979 --> 00:36:04,064 SiinĂ€ on iso pÀÀ. 641 00:36:04,189 --> 00:36:06,733 Ja pieni pyörivĂ€ pÀÀ. 642 00:36:06,858 --> 00:36:09,027 -Se pyörii. -Tosi siistiĂ€. 643 00:36:09,152 --> 00:36:10,153 Joo. 644 00:36:10,237 --> 00:36:11,321 Kiitos. 645 00:36:11,446 --> 00:36:12,656 -Joo. -PidĂ€n siitĂ€. 646 00:36:15,993 --> 00:36:17,703 Saanko kysyĂ€ jotain vakavaa? 647 00:36:23,793 --> 00:36:25,127 Kysy vain. 648 00:36:26,504 --> 00:36:28,130 Kai olet nĂ€hnyt Tappajahain? 649 00:36:32,844 --> 00:36:33,928 -Etkö? -En. 650 00:36:34,470 --> 00:36:35,471 Vautsi. 651 00:36:36,889 --> 00:36:37,890 SelvĂ€. 652 00:36:38,432 --> 00:36:41,562 EntĂ€ E.T:n? 653 00:36:43,063 --> 00:36:44,982 -Sen olen nĂ€hnyt. -SelvĂ€. 654 00:36:46,191 --> 00:36:49,069 Katsotaan, kumpi imitoi paremmin E.T:tĂ€. 655 00:36:49,611 --> 00:36:51,446 -SinĂ€ ensin. -SinĂ€ ensin. Eka. 656 00:36:52,072 --> 00:36:53,490 Sinun pitÀÀ aloittaa. 657 00:36:56,910 --> 00:36:59,746 HyvĂ€ on. E.T.-imitaatio. SelvĂ€. 658 00:36:59,872 --> 00:37:02,792 -Olet nĂ€hnyt leffan. Osaat kyllĂ€. -NiinpĂ€. 659 00:37:02,917 --> 00:37:04,002 E.T., se... 660 00:37:20,727 --> 00:37:23,313 -Et ole nĂ€hnyt E.T:tĂ€. -Ja tasan olen. 661 00:37:23,438 --> 00:37:25,566 Et, jos tuo oli imitaatiosi. 662 00:37:25,691 --> 00:37:27,818 Se ÀÀntelee noin lopputekstien kohdalla. 663 00:37:27,943 --> 00:37:29,445 NiinpĂ€ niin. 664 00:37:36,285 --> 00:37:37,328 TiedĂ€tkös... 665 00:37:38,954 --> 00:37:41,290 Olet aika söpö aasialaiseksi. 666 00:37:54,012 --> 00:37:56,056 Oletko pelannut jĂ€nnityspeliĂ€? 667 00:37:57,849 --> 00:37:58,850 En. 668 00:38:02,771 --> 00:38:03,772 JĂ€nnittÀÀkö sinua? 669 00:38:08,109 --> 00:38:09,444 JĂ€nnittÀÀkö nyt? 670 00:38:15,326 --> 00:38:16,327 JĂ€nnittÀÀkö? 671 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,041 JĂ€nnittÀÀkö sinua? 672 00:38:27,505 --> 00:38:28,506 JĂ€nnittÀÀkö? 673 00:38:31,050 --> 00:38:32,051 JĂ€nnittÀÀkö? 674 00:38:34,471 --> 00:38:35,722 KyllĂ€. 675 00:38:35,848 --> 00:38:37,307 -MitĂ€? -KyllĂ€. 676 00:38:38,433 --> 00:38:40,644 Siis jĂ€nnittÀÀ. Mutta minĂ€ vain... 677 00:38:41,436 --> 00:38:44,106 -Voitko... Sori... -Anteeksi. Ei se mitÀÀn. 678 00:38:44,231 --> 00:38:45,941 -SĂ€ikĂ€hdin vĂ€hĂ€n... -Ei se haittaa. 679 00:38:46,066 --> 00:38:49,111 -Olen pahoillani. -Ei tarvitse pyytÀÀ anteeksi. 680 00:38:49,987 --> 00:38:50,988 Oikeasti. 681 00:39:27,193 --> 00:39:28,360 MissĂ€ sinĂ€ olit? 682 00:39:29,820 --> 00:39:30,821 En missÀÀn. 683 00:39:32,990 --> 00:39:34,742 Fahadin ja Soupin kanssako? 684 00:39:38,329 --> 00:39:39,371 En. 685 00:39:39,497 --> 00:39:41,040 MitĂ€ sitten puuhasit? 686 00:39:41,165 --> 00:39:43,375 Et tunne muita, eikĂ€ sinusta tykĂ€tĂ€... 687 00:39:43,501 --> 00:39:45,003 Turpa kiinni nyt. 688 00:39:47,380 --> 00:39:49,257 Miksi olet aina ilkeĂ€ minulle? 689 00:39:51,259 --> 00:39:52,260 MitĂ€? 690 00:39:53,011 --> 00:39:56,306 LĂ€htisit jo, niin ei tarvitse nĂ€hdĂ€ rumaa naamaasi. 691 00:40:19,330 --> 00:40:22,667 GEORGIA DAVIS: PARAS. KESÄ. IKINÄ! ((: 692 00:40:22,792 --> 00:40:25,294 JAMES TENNANT ON PARISUHTEESSA KATIE THEELIN KANSSA. 693 00:40:25,419 --> 00:40:27,797 EMILY COHEN: OMG. FB-VIRALLISIAAAA. <3 694 00:40:35,430 --> 00:40:38,809 ELBERT LIU: DARK KNIGHT KUUDETTA KERTAA JENGIN KANSSA, LOL. 695 00:40:38,934 --> 00:40:42,771 VIVIAN WANG: VIIMEIN SE ISKI. LÄHDEN KOTOA 12 PÄIVÄN PÄÄSTÄ. 696 00:40:42,896 --> 00:40:46,608 PAKKAAN NYT, MUTTA ASDKGL. AIKA KATKERANSULOISTA. ): 697 00:40:46,733 --> 00:40:48,235 Miten Madin kanssa meni? 698 00:40:51,613 --> 00:40:52,614 Hyvin. 699 00:40:52,739 --> 00:40:56,369 Miten niin hyvin? Hyvin vai hyvin? TiedĂ€tkö, mitĂ€ meinaan? 700 00:40:59,622 --> 00:41:00,665 HĂ€n kosketti heppiĂ€ni. 701 00:41:00,790 --> 00:41:02,125 EikĂ€! 702 00:41:02,250 --> 00:41:03,835 Antoiko hĂ€n kĂ€sihoidon? 703 00:41:05,336 --> 00:41:06,629 Olen ylpeĂ€ sinusta. 704 00:41:06,754 --> 00:41:09,215 Ekaa kertaa ikinĂ€ olen ylpeĂ€ sinusta. 705 00:41:09,340 --> 00:41:11,801 HyvĂ€ juttu. Vihdoinkin. 706 00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:26,942 Vauhtia nyt. 707 00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:38,037 Huippua. 708 00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:39,831 Voitko ottaa kuvan meistĂ€? 709 00:41:48,757 --> 00:41:49,758 Odota! 710 00:41:49,883 --> 00:41:51,843 Sano "yksi, kaksi, kolme". 711 00:41:51,968 --> 00:41:53,261 Voi luoja. 712 00:41:53,386 --> 00:41:56,139 Kuvaa nyt. SinĂ€hĂ€n olet kameramiehiĂ€. 713 00:41:58,892 --> 00:42:02,020 Yksi, kaksi, kolme. 714 00:42:02,145 --> 00:42:04,857 KĂ€velevĂ€tkö he vain rikospaikalle - 715 00:42:04,982 --> 00:42:06,817 ja liukastuvat kiroten? 716 00:42:06,943 --> 00:42:10,363 "Voi paska! MitĂ€ hittoa tuo on? Spermaako?" 717 00:42:10,488 --> 00:42:13,491 MitĂ€ murtovarkaat edes nykyisin tekevĂ€t? 718 00:42:13,616 --> 00:42:15,034 MistĂ€ keksit nĂ€itĂ€ juttuja? 719 00:42:15,159 --> 00:42:16,452 SitĂ€ kirjoittaa, mistĂ€ tietÀÀ. 720 00:42:16,577 --> 00:42:17,828 Tuo oli Dave Chappellea. 721 00:42:23,543 --> 00:42:24,544 Olet hiljainen. 722 00:42:25,211 --> 00:42:26,547 ÄlĂ€ viitsi olla outo. 723 00:42:27,631 --> 00:42:29,424 -En ole outo. -VĂ€hĂ€n vain. 724 00:42:29,550 --> 00:42:31,677 Olet aika hiljaa siinĂ€. 725 00:42:31,802 --> 00:42:32,803 Jaaha. 726 00:42:33,846 --> 00:42:35,347 Onko sinulla hassuja tarinoita? 727 00:42:38,684 --> 00:42:39,977 Miksi katsot minua? 728 00:42:43,730 --> 00:42:45,315 Olisi yksi oravatarina. 729 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,234 Ole kiltti, Ă€lĂ€ kerro sitĂ€. 730 00:42:47,359 --> 00:42:49,112 MikĂ€ se oravatarina on? 731 00:42:49,237 --> 00:42:50,864 Ei mikÀÀn. Surkea stoori. 732 00:42:50,989 --> 00:42:54,033 -EikĂ€. Kerro se meille. -Niin. 733 00:42:55,451 --> 00:42:57,412 ÄlĂ€ kuuntele hĂ€ntĂ€. MikĂ€ oravatarina on? 734 00:42:57,537 --> 00:42:58,538 Kerro nyt. 735 00:42:59,789 --> 00:43:01,332 HyvĂ€ on. No... 736 00:43:01,833 --> 00:43:05,962 KĂ€velimme kerran puiston lĂ€pi. 737 00:43:06,588 --> 00:43:08,965 NĂ€in maassa kuolleen oravan - 738 00:43:09,090 --> 00:43:12,094 ja ajattelin, ettĂ€ olisi hauskaa nĂ€yttÀÀ se kavereilleni. 739 00:43:12,219 --> 00:43:16,432 Poimin sen ja laitoin reppuuni. 740 00:43:16,974 --> 00:43:19,894 Sitten pÀÀsimme puistoon. 741 00:43:20,019 --> 00:43:21,604 Vedin oravan esiin. 742 00:43:23,022 --> 00:43:25,024 Ja se oli tosi kuollut. 743 00:43:25,149 --> 00:43:26,483 Muut olivat ihmeissÀÀn. 744 00:43:27,818 --> 00:43:29,195 Se taitaa olla kuollut. 745 00:43:29,653 --> 00:43:30,654 On ollut jo pitkÀÀn. 746 00:43:30,779 --> 00:43:33,824 Aioimme haudata sen jĂ€lkeenpĂ€in. 747 00:43:33,949 --> 00:43:35,285 Mutta kaverini, Soup... 748 00:43:36,536 --> 00:43:39,873 HĂ€n kaatoi energiajuomaa oravan suuhun. 749 00:43:39,998 --> 00:43:41,917 Ja orava saikin hepulin. 750 00:43:42,042 --> 00:43:43,668 Ja kaikki alkoivat... 751 00:43:43,793 --> 00:43:46,338 Toinen kaverini tarttui oravaa hĂ€nnĂ€stĂ€ - 752 00:43:46,463 --> 00:43:48,924 ja alkoi pyörittÀÀ sitĂ€ kuin Indiana Jones. 753 00:43:49,049 --> 00:43:51,468 HĂ€n nĂ€ytti ihan kaistapÀÀltĂ€. 754 00:43:51,593 --> 00:43:53,762 HĂ€n jahtasi meitĂ€, ja juoksimme pakoon. 755 00:43:54,763 --> 00:43:57,307 MitĂ€ helvettiĂ€? Voi paska! 756 00:43:57,432 --> 00:43:59,894 Ja sitten hĂ€ntĂ€ irtosi. 757 00:44:00,019 --> 00:44:03,940 Orava sinkosi ilmaan, mutta hĂ€n piteli yhĂ€ hĂ€ntÀÀ. 758 00:44:04,065 --> 00:44:06,359 JĂ€ljellĂ€ oli vain orava. Ja sitten, tiedĂ€ttehĂ€n. 759 00:44:06,484 --> 00:44:09,695 Ja sitten... Se oli ihan tajuttoman hullua. 760 00:44:11,864 --> 00:44:13,658 MitĂ€ helvettiĂ€? 761 00:44:13,783 --> 00:44:15,993 Hautasitteko te sen vai ette? 762 00:44:16,118 --> 00:44:18,746 Ei, laitoimme sen jonkun postilaatikkoon ja... 763 00:44:18,871 --> 00:44:20,373 -JĂ€ttĂ€isin jutun siihen. -Okei. 764 00:44:21,250 --> 00:44:23,377 Tuo kuulostaa elĂ€inrÀÀkkĂ€ykseltĂ€. 765 00:44:23,502 --> 00:44:26,463 HĂ€nen Ă€itinsĂ€ työskentelee PETAssa. Voitte joutua nuorisovankilaan. 766 00:44:28,423 --> 00:44:29,508 Hitsi. Anteeksi. 767 00:44:31,301 --> 00:44:32,302 TyhmĂ€ Ă€mmĂ€. 768 00:44:33,262 --> 00:44:35,347 Uskomatonta, ettĂ€ sanoit noin. 769 00:44:35,597 --> 00:44:38,225 -MitĂ€? Heitin vain lĂ€ppÀÀ. -LĂ€ppÀÀ? 770 00:44:38,350 --> 00:44:39,893 -HĂ€n sanoi niin aiemmin. -ÄijĂ€. 771 00:44:40,018 --> 00:44:41,228 -Luulin sitĂ€ lempinimeksi. -Ei. 772 00:44:41,353 --> 00:44:44,232 -Oikeasti? -"TyhmĂ€ Ă€mmĂ€" lempinimenĂ€ vai? 773 00:44:44,357 --> 00:44:45,900 -Niin. -Ei. 774 00:44:46,025 --> 00:44:47,235 Anteeksi. 775 00:44:47,777 --> 00:44:49,279 En voi uskoa, ettĂ€ hĂ€n sanoi noin. 776 00:44:52,824 --> 00:44:53,825 Äitini tuli. 777 00:44:55,577 --> 00:44:59,163 Kaverimme tulevat katsomaan leffaa, jos teitĂ€kin kiinnostaa. 778 00:44:59,289 --> 00:45:00,498 Joo, tietty. 779 00:45:01,416 --> 00:45:03,918 Autossa on tilaa vain yhdelle ylimÀÀrĂ€iselle. 780 00:45:04,627 --> 00:45:05,628 Aijaa. 781 00:45:05,753 --> 00:45:07,715 Voit tulla bussilla perĂ€stĂ€. 782 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,050 Sopiiko, ettĂ€ tulet bussilla? 783 00:45:12,469 --> 00:45:13,888 SelvĂ€. NĂ€hdÀÀn myöhemmin. 784 00:45:15,139 --> 00:45:16,140 Heippa. 785 00:45:17,308 --> 00:45:18,309 Joo, tule sillĂ€. 786 00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:21,103 PyydetÀÀnkö Soupkin mukaan? 787 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:25,608 Olen pahoillani. 788 00:46:01,729 --> 00:46:04,524 Odotetaan tavoittelemanne henkilön vastaamista. 789 00:46:08,569 --> 00:46:09,570 DĂŹdi? 790 00:46:12,532 --> 00:46:13,533 DĂŹdi? 791 00:46:15,409 --> 00:46:17,204 Oletko kunnossa? 792 00:46:19,998 --> 00:46:21,208 Olen. 793 00:46:23,001 --> 00:46:25,212 NĂ€ytĂ€t surulliselta. 794 00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:30,342 -Oletko surullinen? -Kaikki on hyvin. 795 00:46:36,557 --> 00:46:38,350 Jos et ole kunnossa, 796 00:46:38,809 --> 00:46:40,019 voit kertoa minulle. 797 00:46:56,411 --> 00:46:57,495 Äiti! 798 00:46:57,620 --> 00:47:00,498 En pysty keskittymÀÀn ajamiseen, kun se pauhaa. 799 00:47:14,763 --> 00:47:15,764 Äiti? 800 00:47:15,890 --> 00:47:16,891 Niin? 801 00:47:18,851 --> 00:47:19,852 Pieraisitko sinĂ€? 802 00:47:21,228 --> 00:47:22,229 En. 803 00:47:23,606 --> 00:47:25,941 Voi luoja, sinĂ€ pieraisit. 804 00:47:26,526 --> 00:47:28,570 EhkĂ€ pieraisinkin. En ole varma. 805 00:47:29,154 --> 00:47:30,322 Avaa ikkuna. 806 00:47:31,948 --> 00:47:33,950 -Se on rikki. -Rikki vai? 807 00:47:34,534 --> 00:47:36,077 Voi nyt juma. 808 00:47:36,203 --> 00:47:37,370 Anteeksi. 809 00:47:37,495 --> 00:47:39,122 TÀÀllĂ€ haisee paskalta! 810 00:47:48,006 --> 00:47:49,007 Haisteletko sitĂ€? 811 00:47:49,258 --> 00:47:50,885 Autan sinua. 812 00:47:51,010 --> 00:47:52,345 Nuuskin pierun pois. 813 00:47:55,097 --> 00:47:56,349 SyömĂ€ni salaatin syytĂ€. 814 00:47:58,518 --> 00:47:59,685 No niin. 815 00:47:59,936 --> 00:48:01,395 Se hĂ€lveni jo. 816 00:48:10,404 --> 00:48:12,574 Joko söit jotain? 817 00:48:16,036 --> 00:48:17,371 Tilaus numero 42. 818 00:48:17,496 --> 00:48:19,039 Syö hitaammin. 819 00:48:19,248 --> 00:48:23,627 Syljen kuuluu pehmittÀÀ ruokaa. 820 00:48:24,962 --> 00:48:26,713 Miten synnytin tuollaisen koiran? 821 00:48:26,797 --> 00:48:27,798 Sulje suusi. 822 00:48:29,466 --> 00:48:30,509 Hei! 823 00:48:32,511 --> 00:48:34,346 Syö suu kiinni. 824 00:48:44,566 --> 00:48:45,567 MitĂ€ sinĂ€ teet? 825 00:48:46,150 --> 00:48:47,360 Syön. 826 00:48:51,823 --> 00:48:53,783 Numero 43, tilauksenne on valmis. 827 00:48:53,908 --> 00:48:55,159 Niin aasialaista. 828 00:48:56,077 --> 00:48:57,328 Numero 43. 829 00:49:05,921 --> 00:49:08,966 Puhuin tĂ€nÀÀn Shiu Fang Ah Yin tukiopettajalle. 830 00:49:09,258 --> 00:49:10,509 SiitĂ€ voisi olla hyötyĂ€. 831 00:49:11,260 --> 00:49:12,261 Äiti. 832 00:49:12,344 --> 00:49:13,345 Ilmoitin sinut jo. 833 00:49:13,429 --> 00:49:14,430 Sanoin jo. 834 00:49:14,513 --> 00:49:15,890 Se on maksettu. 835 00:49:15,973 --> 00:49:16,974 En mene... 836 00:49:22,397 --> 00:49:23,398 Saavuit myöhĂ€ssĂ€. 837 00:49:24,983 --> 00:49:25,984 Tule istumaan. 838 00:49:33,491 --> 00:49:35,202 Josh, jatka tehtĂ€viĂ€. 839 00:49:35,327 --> 00:49:38,788 Lopeta nyt. Äitimme ovat ystĂ€viĂ€. 840 00:49:41,875 --> 00:49:44,252 JOUDUMME IKÄVÄ KYLLÄ ILMOITTAMAAN... 841 00:49:44,377 --> 00:49:47,048 ...EI VALITTU. 842 00:49:47,131 --> 00:49:48,132 PARHAIN TERVEISIN - 843 00:49:48,257 --> 00:49:50,134 TAIDEMAALAREIDEN YHDISTYS 844 00:49:56,557 --> 00:49:58,267 KESÄ -08! :) - JADEN KUVAT 845 00:49:58,392 --> 00:50:00,102 ELLIE ON SÖPIS 846 00:50:00,228 --> 00:50:01,938 UUSI BESTIS (: 847 00:50:02,063 --> 00:50:05,358 VÄRIKKÄÄT LOHIKÄÄRMEET GOLFLANDISSAAA :) 848 00:50:05,483 --> 00:50:07,318 FAHAD: MENNÄÄN UUDESTAAN KOLMISIN! 849 00:50:07,443 --> 00:50:08,695 JADE: JFE-JENGI IKUISESTI! 850 00:50:08,820 --> 00:50:11,615 MEOWWWITSMADIX3: HEIII. 851 00:50:11,740 --> 00:50:14,952 OLETKO VIHAINEN MINULLE? 852 00:50:24,336 --> 00:50:30,050 EN, MINUA VAIN NOLOTTAA. 853 00:50:37,350 --> 00:50:39,727 ESTÄ 854 00:50:54,618 --> 00:50:56,495 BIGWANG510:N KAVERILISTA - HYVÄT ÄIJÄT 855 00:50:57,663 --> 00:51:00,082 HEI, OLETKO SIELLÄ? 856 00:51:00,207 --> 00:51:04,712 VIESTI KÄYTTÄJÄLTÄ "G0TM1LK77". HALUATKO HYVÄKSYÄ SEN? 857 00:51:04,795 --> 00:51:08,424 KYLLÄ - EI 858 00:51:08,507 --> 00:51:09,925 G0TM1LK77: JOU. 859 00:51:10,009 --> 00:51:11,010 KUKA OLET? 860 00:51:11,135 --> 00:51:12,720 G0TM1LK77: DONOVAN TÄSSÄ. 861 00:51:13,470 --> 00:51:14,513 MITEN MENEE? 862 00:51:14,638 --> 00:51:17,392 G0TM1LK77: VIELÄKÖ HALUAT KUVATA? 863 00:51:18,852 --> 00:51:19,853 Anna se tĂ€nne. 864 00:51:19,936 --> 00:51:20,937 ÄlĂ€ nalkuta, năi nai. 865 00:51:21,021 --> 00:51:22,856 TĂ€mĂ€n takia talo on kaaoksessa. 866 00:51:22,939 --> 00:51:25,150 -Et anna minun auttaa. -ÄlĂ€ töni... 867 00:51:25,275 --> 00:51:27,861 -Sain melkein tiskattua ne. -Olet kelvoton Ă€iti. 868 00:51:28,278 --> 00:51:29,988 Ei ihme, ettei poikani viihdy kotona. 869 00:51:33,617 --> 00:51:36,828 Menisitkö vain hetkeksi pois? 870 00:51:38,788 --> 00:51:40,040 Olet hirveĂ€ riesa. 871 00:51:40,833 --> 00:51:41,834 MitĂ€? 872 00:51:41,959 --> 00:51:43,461 MinĂ€kö riesa? 873 00:51:44,045 --> 00:51:45,922 Tarjoan vain apuani, 874 00:51:46,047 --> 00:51:47,965 koska et selvĂ€stikÀÀn pĂ€rjÀÀ. 875 00:51:48,132 --> 00:51:50,968 Jos poikani ei tekisi töitĂ€ ja tienaisi, 876 00:51:51,093 --> 00:51:52,887 tĂ€llĂ€ perheellĂ€ ei olisi mitÀÀn. 877 00:51:53,012 --> 00:51:55,223 Olisimme kaikki kodittomia. 878 00:51:56,891 --> 00:51:58,935 Minun ansiostani tĂ€mĂ€ talo on koti. 879 00:51:59,393 --> 00:52:00,394 Ei sinun. 880 00:52:01,354 --> 00:52:02,355 EikĂ€ hĂ€nen. 881 00:52:03,523 --> 00:52:04,524 Vaan minun. 882 00:52:08,195 --> 00:52:09,863 PidĂ€t minua arvottomana. 883 00:52:11,240 --> 00:52:12,491 Mutta voin vakuuttaa, 884 00:52:13,033 --> 00:52:15,494 ettĂ€ jos et lopeta kritisoimistani, 885 00:52:15,911 --> 00:52:17,204 potkin sinut pellolle. 886 00:52:17,913 --> 00:52:19,748 Menikö perille? 887 00:52:19,831 --> 00:52:20,832 Minulle riitti. 888 00:52:34,180 --> 00:52:35,181 Oletko kunnossa? 889 00:52:44,148 --> 00:52:46,401 TÀÀllĂ€kö hengailet kavereidesi kanssa? 890 00:52:46,526 --> 00:52:47,777 Liiketilojen parkkiksella? 891 00:52:47,902 --> 00:52:49,989 Joo. Voit parkkeerata tĂ€hĂ€n. 892 00:52:50,114 --> 00:52:51,407 Okei. 893 00:52:53,576 --> 00:52:54,577 Okei. 894 00:52:59,331 --> 00:53:01,917 Kiitos kyydistĂ€. 895 00:53:03,794 --> 00:53:04,962 EipĂ€ kestĂ€. 896 00:53:08,632 --> 00:53:11,385 Taidan jÀÀdĂ€ hetkeksi kaupungille. 897 00:53:12,553 --> 00:53:18,143 Soita myöhemmin, jos tarvitset kyydin tai jotain muuta. 898 00:53:19,352 --> 00:53:20,437 Okei. 899 00:53:29,821 --> 00:53:31,031 SiinĂ€ hĂ€n tulee. 900 00:53:31,156 --> 00:53:32,240 -Miten menee? -Kamu. 901 00:53:32,365 --> 00:53:33,450 -Terve. -MikĂ€ meininki? 902 00:53:33,533 --> 00:53:34,534 -Chillailemme. -MikĂ€ meno? 903 00:53:34,618 --> 00:53:35,619 Joo, hyvĂ€. 904 00:53:35,744 --> 00:53:37,580 -Morjesta. -Kuvataan sitten. 905 00:53:38,122 --> 00:53:39,123 -Valmista? -Joo! 906 00:53:40,791 --> 00:53:43,211 Oletteko valmiita kuvaamiseen? 907 00:53:43,336 --> 00:53:44,420 Joo. 908 00:53:45,671 --> 00:53:46,923 Anna palaa. 909 00:53:51,427 --> 00:53:52,428 HyvÀÀ matskua. 910 00:53:52,553 --> 00:53:54,055 YKSITYISALUE - SAA RULLALAUTAILLA 911 00:53:55,431 --> 00:53:57,099 Paitani on puhdas. Haista. 912 00:53:57,683 --> 00:53:59,353 Joo, hyvĂ€ltĂ€ nĂ€yttÀÀ. 913 00:53:59,895 --> 00:54:02,439 Nugget. Katso tĂ€tĂ€ kyrpÀÀ, jonka piirsin. 914 00:54:06,151 --> 00:54:08,320 -SiinĂ€ on suonet ja kaikki. -MitĂ€? 915 00:54:08,445 --> 00:54:09,446 Ja kassit. 916 00:54:09,571 --> 00:54:11,657 No niin, tÀÀltĂ€ pesee. 917 00:54:12,866 --> 00:54:13,867 Surkea! 918 00:54:13,992 --> 00:54:14,993 Kelaa se. 919 00:54:15,077 --> 00:54:19,790 Hei, joka iikka. SinĂ€, sinĂ€ ja sinĂ€. HĂ€ipykÀÀ! 920 00:54:19,915 --> 00:54:21,416 -Me vain... -Olen nĂ€hnyt sinut ennenkin. 921 00:54:21,542 --> 00:54:23,378 -MitĂ€ kuuluu? -Hauskanpito on ohi. 922 00:54:23,503 --> 00:54:26,172 -Kuulehan nyt, se on ohi. -Chris, kuvaa tuo! 923 00:54:26,297 --> 00:54:27,423 Koko sakki hĂ€ipyy. 924 00:54:27,549 --> 00:54:28,550 Koko sakki, poju. 925 00:54:28,675 --> 00:54:29,884 Niin, te. 926 00:54:31,261 --> 00:54:32,554 TĂ€nne pĂ€in. 927 00:54:32,679 --> 00:54:34,305 -HĂ€ipykÀÀ! -MinĂ€kin nĂ€yn siinĂ€! 928 00:54:35,014 --> 00:54:36,683 Jee! 929 00:54:36,808 --> 00:54:39,143 PysykÀÀkin poissa! 930 00:54:39,269 --> 00:54:41,271 Painutaan helvettiin! 931 00:55:03,878 --> 00:55:05,754 Vartija ei pĂ€rjĂ€nnyt meille. 932 00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:08,592 Harhautit hĂ€ntĂ€ huolella. Pakko nĂ€hdĂ€ se video. 933 00:55:08,717 --> 00:55:10,176 Leikkaatko kynsiĂ€si siellĂ€? 934 00:55:10,302 --> 00:55:11,511 Ei hĂ€tÀÀ. Otan ne kiinni. 935 00:55:11,636 --> 00:55:14,055 Pilaat tunnelman. Hiton psykoa. 936 00:55:14,180 --> 00:55:15,849 Tuollainen ei vetele. 937 00:55:15,974 --> 00:55:18,143 Minun pitÀÀ leikata varpaankynteni. 938 00:55:18,268 --> 00:55:20,395 Chris. Saitko videon minusta? 939 00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:21,855 Joo, todellakin. 940 00:55:21,980 --> 00:55:24,024 -Joo. -SiitĂ€ tuli siisti. 941 00:55:24,149 --> 00:55:25,442 Jee, beibi. 942 00:55:25,567 --> 00:55:27,485 Se paska oli ihan sekopĂ€istĂ€. 943 00:55:27,611 --> 00:55:29,529 Jestas, sain nĂ€yttÀÀ nĂ€rhen munat. 944 00:55:29,654 --> 00:55:31,616 TĂ€ydellinen lĂ€ndĂ€ys. Se tulee alkuun. 945 00:55:31,741 --> 00:55:33,492 Hypit sen Ă€ijĂ€n silmille. 946 00:55:33,618 --> 00:55:34,744 Olisit voinut... 947 00:55:34,869 --> 00:55:36,787 Olisit voinut antaa köniin. 948 00:55:36,913 --> 00:55:39,582 Minulla on rauhanomainen meininki. 949 00:55:39,707 --> 00:55:42,585 -Olen ihan zen. -Niin, joo. 950 00:55:42,710 --> 00:55:45,004 Kai lĂ€hetĂ€t sen pĂ€tkĂ€n myöhemmin? 951 00:55:45,129 --> 00:55:46,297 Joo, lĂ€hetĂ€n sen. 952 00:55:46,422 --> 00:55:48,925 Kuvaan varmaan ensin muutakin. 953 00:55:49,050 --> 00:55:50,301 Leikkaan ne yhteen. 954 00:55:50,426 --> 00:55:51,636 -Teen koosteen. -Okei. 955 00:55:51,761 --> 00:55:54,848 MeillĂ€ on seurassamme joku samperin Spike Jonze. 956 00:55:54,973 --> 00:55:56,475 -HĂ€n leikkaa sen. -Haista paska. 957 00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:57,893 Kunnioita hĂ€nen työtÀÀn. 958 00:55:58,018 --> 00:55:59,895 Chris. Kiitos, kun tulit tĂ€nÀÀn. 959 00:56:00,020 --> 00:56:01,939 Me todella tarvitsemme sinua. 960 00:56:02,064 --> 00:56:04,691 Joo, teit hommasi. Arvostan panostasi. 961 00:56:04,816 --> 00:56:06,026 NĂ€in on. 962 00:56:18,706 --> 00:56:19,707 Äiti? 963 00:56:24,462 --> 00:56:25,463 Äiti. 964 00:56:30,385 --> 00:56:31,386 Năi nai? 965 00:56:37,392 --> 00:56:38,393 Äiti? 966 00:56:41,605 --> 00:56:43,148 DĂŹdi! 967 00:56:43,232 --> 00:56:44,233 Năi nai? 968 00:56:44,358 --> 00:56:46,193 -DĂŹdi! -Năi nai? 969 00:56:46,318 --> 00:56:47,570 -DĂŹdi! -MitĂ€ tapahtui? 970 00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:13,305 Makasin siinĂ€ melkein kolme tuntia. 971 00:57:14,848 --> 00:57:16,808 MinĂ€ huusin ja huusin, 972 00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:21,313 eikĂ€ kukaan tullut. 973 00:57:21,897 --> 00:57:23,815 Ei hĂ€tÀÀ. 974 00:57:27,028 --> 00:57:29,322 Montako vuotta minulla on jĂ€ljellĂ€? 975 00:57:31,532 --> 00:57:33,743 En edes pÀÀse nĂ€kemÀÀn, 976 00:57:35,244 --> 00:57:38,331 kun Chris valmistuu lukiosta. 977 00:57:39,081 --> 00:57:40,875 ÄlĂ€ hupsuja puhu. 978 00:57:42,210 --> 00:57:44,795 Te kaksi voitte mennĂ€. 979 00:57:44,921 --> 00:57:46,547 Annetaan năi nain levĂ€tĂ€. 980 00:57:47,089 --> 00:57:48,090 SelvĂ€. 981 00:57:50,177 --> 00:57:52,596 Hei, voisitko auttaa minua? 982 00:58:03,982 --> 00:58:05,234 No... 983 00:58:06,818 --> 00:58:09,404 Kenen kanssa olet oikein hengaillut? 984 00:58:13,952 --> 00:58:15,203 Kavereiden. 985 00:58:16,079 --> 00:58:18,081 MitĂ€ te teette, kun hengailette? 986 00:58:21,626 --> 00:58:23,211 Skeitataan vain. 987 00:58:24,462 --> 00:58:25,463 Ai, skeittaatte vain? 988 00:58:28,466 --> 00:58:32,053 Lupaa, ettet tee mitÀÀn typerÀÀ. 989 00:58:33,513 --> 00:58:34,514 Okei. 990 00:58:39,311 --> 00:58:42,356 MITEN KUVATA VIDEOITA 991 00:58:45,985 --> 00:58:48,237 MITEN KUVATA SKEITTIVIDEOITA 992 00:58:48,362 --> 00:58:51,073 SKEITTIVIDEON KUVAAMINEN 993 00:58:51,198 --> 00:58:53,284 PidĂ€ kohde keskellĂ€. 994 00:58:53,409 --> 00:58:55,035 Joo! Antaa mennĂ€! 995 00:58:56,203 --> 00:58:57,913 -Se oli siinĂ€! -MieletöntĂ€! 996 00:59:02,294 --> 00:59:03,295 Seuraava! 997 00:59:03,420 --> 00:59:04,421 Sitten mennÀÀn. 998 00:59:06,965 --> 00:59:07,966 Jou! 999 00:59:10,260 --> 00:59:11,595 FREMONTIN PARHAAT SKEITTIPAIKAT 1000 00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:13,221 LUKIO 1001 00:59:14,097 --> 00:59:15,098 Kiva. 1002 00:59:18,977 --> 00:59:20,353 Koriin menee. 1003 00:59:22,147 --> 00:59:23,441 MITÄ SKEITTAAJAT SANOVAT 1004 00:59:23,566 --> 00:59:25,026 HIMMEE, SLÄMI, LÄNDÄTÄ 1005 00:59:25,568 --> 00:59:26,944 Sulava lĂ€ndĂ€ys. 1006 00:59:27,069 --> 00:59:29,030 ÄlĂ€ koske. 1007 00:59:32,241 --> 00:59:33,951 SIISTIEN OTOSTEN SOMMITTELU 1008 00:59:34,493 --> 00:59:35,870 KIINNOSTAVA KULMA - ETUALALLE 1009 00:59:35,995 --> 00:59:39,749 -Miksi kuvaat kasveja? -Haluan ne etualalle. 1010 00:59:39,874 --> 00:59:41,125 NĂ€ytĂ€t pervolta. 1011 00:59:43,252 --> 00:59:44,795 -Ei! -Hemmo. 1012 00:59:45,923 --> 00:59:46,924 MUOKKAA PROFIILIA 1013 00:59:49,426 --> 00:59:51,595 Haluan nĂ€hdĂ€ sen. NĂ€ytĂ€ kykysi. 1014 00:59:54,598 --> 00:59:55,724 MitĂ€ helvettiĂ€? 1015 01:00:00,938 --> 01:00:02,064 Hei, Wang Wang! 1016 01:00:02,898 --> 01:00:04,566 Jou, mitĂ€ teet tÀÀllĂ€? 1017 01:00:05,943 --> 01:00:06,944 Hengailen vain. 1018 01:00:07,611 --> 01:00:08,696 Kenen kanssa? 1019 01:00:08,821 --> 01:00:10,198 MissĂ€ hitossa hĂ€n on? 1020 01:00:11,449 --> 01:00:12,450 Kavereiden kanssa. 1021 01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:16,162 -Aijaa. Mihin menette? -Tule nyt! 1022 01:00:16,287 --> 01:00:18,373 -MennÀÀn! -MitĂ€ oikein kuhnailet? 1023 01:00:19,916 --> 01:00:20,917 Bileisiin. 1024 01:00:23,002 --> 01:00:24,087 Voimmeko tulla? 1025 01:00:25,672 --> 01:00:28,216 -ÄkkiĂ€ nyt! MennÀÀn! -Hopi, hopi! 1026 01:00:28,383 --> 01:00:29,425 Autossa ei ole tilaa. 1027 01:00:29,551 --> 01:00:31,052 MennÀÀn! 1028 01:00:34,473 --> 01:00:36,559 Ei siinĂ€ mitÀÀn. Ei se haittaa. 1029 01:00:37,726 --> 01:00:39,144 NĂ€hdÀÀn taas. 1030 01:00:43,482 --> 01:00:45,526 -Hei, Mack! -Hullu heppu. 1031 01:00:45,651 --> 01:00:47,528 Jou, mikĂ€ meininki? 1032 01:00:48,028 --> 01:00:49,321 MikĂ€ sinulla kesti? 1033 01:00:49,446 --> 01:00:51,907 Söin tÀÀllĂ€ sitruunatorttuja mummosi kanssa. 1034 01:00:52,032 --> 01:00:54,618 Ne ovat hyviĂ€. Miten menee? 1035 01:00:54,743 --> 01:00:57,122 -Terve, Ă€ijĂ€. -Hei. 1036 01:00:57,247 --> 01:00:58,707 Kuka hitto tĂ€mĂ€ on? 1037 01:00:58,832 --> 01:01:00,458 Chris. Kuvaajani. 1038 01:01:00,584 --> 01:01:01,585 -HĂ€n on siisti. -Terve. 1039 01:01:01,710 --> 01:01:03,253 Pikkubroidi kuvaa meitĂ€. 1040 01:01:03,336 --> 01:01:04,337 Ei paska! 1041 01:01:04,462 --> 01:01:06,715 Oletko se sĂ€kittĂ€jĂ€? 1042 01:01:07,340 --> 01:01:08,341 Miten niin sĂ€kittĂ€jĂ€? 1043 01:01:09,968 --> 01:01:12,846 SĂ€kit on suussasi! MikĂ€ meininki, Ă€ijĂ€? 1044 01:01:12,971 --> 01:01:14,347 Miksi hĂ€rnÀÀt hĂ€ntĂ€? 1045 01:01:14,472 --> 01:01:17,601 -Vauhtia nyt. -Hulluna lössiĂ€ tÀÀllĂ€. 1046 01:01:17,726 --> 01:01:19,270 Haluan sitruunatortun. 1047 01:01:19,395 --> 01:01:22,023 Tulossa lĂ€pi. Anteeksi. Voinko... 1048 01:02:30,261 --> 01:02:34,848 Oon mummos kĂ€mpillĂ€ Se syötti sitruunatorttuu 1049 01:02:34,974 --> 01:02:37,309 -Kun lĂ€hdit kĂ€mpiltĂ€ -MissĂ€ olit? 1050 01:02:37,434 --> 01:02:39,353 JĂ€it kai johonkin notkuu 1051 01:02:39,478 --> 01:02:42,773 Koska kun palasit Oli tullu mummoo naituu 1052 01:02:42,898 --> 01:02:44,316 Ei helvetissĂ€. 1053 01:02:45,901 --> 01:02:48,696 -MitĂ€ hittoa horiset? -ÄlĂ€ nyt, Mack. 1054 01:02:48,821 --> 01:02:50,490 MinĂ€ kyllĂ€ tein sen. 1055 01:02:50,615 --> 01:02:52,200 Et tasan. ÄlĂ€ jaksa. 1056 01:02:53,535 --> 01:02:54,536 Oletko kunnossa? 1057 01:02:54,661 --> 01:02:56,746 PĂ€rjÀÀtkö? MiltĂ€ maistuu? 1058 01:02:59,332 --> 01:03:00,375 MitĂ€ nyt? 1059 01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:02,127 En polta. Ei, kiitti. 1060 01:03:02,252 --> 01:03:05,880 Senkin nyhverö. Minulle kelpaa. Hetkonen. 1061 01:03:08,341 --> 01:03:11,928 TĂ€mĂ€ sammui. Huono homma. PÀÀstitkö sen sammumaan? 1062 01:03:12,053 --> 01:03:14,181 VedĂ€ Wu-Tangit. 1063 01:03:15,474 --> 01:03:17,143 Wu-Tangit? Ai Wu-Tang Clan? 1064 01:03:17,643 --> 01:03:19,770 Niin, tai siis. Ei. Voin nĂ€yttÀÀ. 1065 01:03:19,896 --> 01:03:21,063 Anna mennĂ€. 1066 01:03:21,188 --> 01:03:22,440 En ole perillĂ€. 1067 01:03:22,565 --> 01:03:24,066 Saako mummolta hyvÀÀ pilveĂ€? 1068 01:03:24,191 --> 01:03:25,234 Se spliffi. 1069 01:03:27,612 --> 01:03:29,238 Helvetti. MitĂ€ ihmettĂ€... 1070 01:03:31,657 --> 01:03:34,869 ÄijĂ€t, tĂ€mĂ€ aasialaismulkku söi tumpin! 1071 01:03:34,994 --> 01:03:36,245 MitĂ€ helkkaria? 1072 01:03:36,370 --> 01:03:38,165 MikĂ€ sinun nimesi on? 1073 01:03:38,290 --> 01:03:39,583 -Chris. -Chris? 1074 01:03:39,708 --> 01:03:41,251 Hei! Aasialainen Chris! 1075 01:03:41,376 --> 01:03:42,836 Aasialainen Chris! 1076 01:03:42,961 --> 01:03:45,047 -Aasialainen Chris! -Puoliksi. 1077 01:03:45,172 --> 01:03:46,256 MitĂ€? 1078 01:03:46,381 --> 01:03:47,424 Puoliksi aasialainen. 1079 01:03:47,549 --> 01:03:48,550 Okei. 1080 01:03:49,051 --> 01:03:50,093 Puoliksi aasialainen Chris! 1081 01:03:50,218 --> 01:03:53,180 Puoliksi aasialainen Chris! 1082 01:03:53,305 --> 01:03:56,767 Puoliksi aasialainen Chris! 1083 01:03:56,892 --> 01:04:02,732 Puoliksi aasialainen Chris! 1084 01:04:19,540 --> 01:04:22,962 Oletko kunnossa? 1085 01:04:25,339 --> 01:04:29,176 Voihan paska. 1086 01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:31,387 Wang Wang! 1087 01:04:32,972 --> 01:04:34,056 TÀÀllĂ€! 1088 01:04:35,349 --> 01:04:38,978 Miksi tapoit minut? En halunnut kuolla. 1089 01:04:40,771 --> 01:04:45,484 TĂ€mĂ€n takia kukaan ei rakasta sinua. Paskiainen! Orava! 1090 01:04:48,947 --> 01:04:50,073 Vivian? 1091 01:04:50,448 --> 01:04:52,075 Oletko kunnossa siellĂ€? 1092 01:04:54,703 --> 01:04:56,246 Olen minĂ€. 1093 01:04:58,081 --> 01:04:59,374 Minulla on ripuli. 1094 01:05:00,625 --> 01:05:02,419 Vai niin. 1095 01:05:03,795 --> 01:05:05,297 Muista pestĂ€ kĂ€tesi. 1096 01:05:13,389 --> 01:05:14,390 Oksenna kaikki. 1097 01:05:17,935 --> 01:05:20,438 TĂ€ssĂ€. Juo. 1098 01:05:26,694 --> 01:05:28,988 Enkö kieltĂ€nyt typeryydet? 1099 01:05:35,162 --> 01:05:36,496 EthĂ€n kerro Ă€idille? 1100 01:05:40,751 --> 01:05:41,835 MinĂ€ teen sen. 1101 01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:43,462 Mene hyvĂ€stelemÀÀn năi nai. 1102 01:05:43,545 --> 01:05:44,546 Okei. 1103 01:05:47,716 --> 01:05:48,717 Heippa, năi nai. 1104 01:05:50,052 --> 01:05:52,638 PidĂ€ huolta itsestĂ€si. 1105 01:05:53,096 --> 01:05:54,097 SelvĂ€. 1106 01:05:54,806 --> 01:05:56,726 En tarvitse sitĂ€. 1107 01:05:56,851 --> 01:05:58,269 Ota se. 1108 01:05:58,895 --> 01:06:00,521 HyvĂ€ on, kiitos. 1109 01:06:03,149 --> 01:06:04,150 No niin. 1110 01:06:04,817 --> 01:06:05,985 Kiitos. 1111 01:06:06,319 --> 01:06:07,612 Huolehdi itsestĂ€si. 1112 01:06:09,948 --> 01:06:11,115 -Hei hei. -Hei hei. 1113 01:06:19,792 --> 01:06:20,918 Heippa kai sitten. 1114 01:06:23,629 --> 01:06:24,630 Heippa. 1115 01:06:48,196 --> 01:06:50,323 Muista syödĂ€ hedelmiĂ€. 1116 01:06:50,448 --> 01:06:51,741 HyvĂ€ on. 1117 01:06:53,201 --> 01:06:54,244 Hei hei! 1118 01:07:37,205 --> 01:07:40,334 CHRIS: PIDÄ HAUSKAA YLIOPISTOSSA. 1119 01:07:40,459 --> 01:07:43,629 KIITTI PAIDASTA. 1120 01:07:53,598 --> 01:07:59,228 MADI: BLÄÄH... INHOAN, KUN TEEN JOTAIN VÄÄRÄÄ JA TULEE PASKA OLO. ); 1121 01:07:59,354 --> 01:08:03,900 JOSH: OLETKO KUNNOSSA? LAITA VIESTIÄ. 1122 01:08:13,910 --> 01:08:15,996 -Haloo? -Olen kĂ€mppĂ€si lĂ€hettyvillĂ€. 1123 01:08:16,121 --> 01:08:18,457 Voimmeko tulla katsomaan niitĂ€ videoita? 1124 01:08:19,041 --> 01:08:21,042 Ai, siis nyt hetikö? 1125 01:08:26,506 --> 01:08:28,676 Miten menee? MissĂ€ vessa on? 1126 01:08:28,801 --> 01:08:30,261 -Alhaalla oikealla. -SelvĂ€. 1127 01:08:30,344 --> 01:08:31,345 MitĂ€ pikkubroidi? 1128 01:08:31,470 --> 01:08:32,680 -Tsekataan ne pĂ€tkĂ€t. -Terve. 1129 01:08:32,763 --> 01:08:33,764 SelvĂ€. 1130 01:08:33,846 --> 01:08:34,848 Kiva huone. 1131 01:08:34,974 --> 01:08:37,060 Kuka on tehnyt kaikki nuo maalaukset? 1132 01:08:38,311 --> 01:08:39,521 Äitini. 1133 01:08:39,604 --> 01:08:41,021 -Oikeasti? -Wang Wang? 1134 01:08:41,105 --> 01:08:42,106 MikĂ€ on Wang Wang? 1135 01:08:42,190 --> 01:08:43,190 SAIN EKAN PALLIKARVANI. 1136 01:08:43,692 --> 01:08:45,235 Saako noita omenoita syödĂ€? 1137 01:08:47,195 --> 01:08:48,195 Joo. Syö pois. 1138 01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:50,907 Kiitos. Miksi ne ovat koirankulhossa? 1139 01:08:50,991 --> 01:08:51,992 MistĂ€ jĂ€in paitsi? 1140 01:08:52,117 --> 01:08:54,202 -Pesitkö kĂ€tesi? -En. 1141 01:08:54,327 --> 01:08:55,579 Painu helvettiin. 1142 01:08:55,704 --> 01:08:57,581 -Haluan nĂ€hdĂ€ ne videot. -Ei hitossa. 1143 01:08:57,706 --> 01:08:58,832 ÄllöÀ. Olet inha... 1144 01:08:58,957 --> 01:09:00,209 Voi luoja. 1145 01:09:00,334 --> 01:09:01,919 -MitĂ€ siellĂ€ on? -Katsotaan. 1146 01:09:02,044 --> 01:09:03,879 -TÀÀltĂ€ tullaan! -No niin! 1147 01:09:04,004 --> 01:09:05,006 Jep. 1148 01:09:07,466 --> 01:09:10,595 Tuolla oli jĂ€rjettömĂ€n rosoista. Onnistuimme tuplassa. 1149 01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:12,763 -Piti vain hoitaa homma. -Tuo vain... 1150 01:09:12,888 --> 01:09:14,598 -Kelaa. -Tuo oli tajutonta. 1151 01:09:14,723 --> 01:09:16,017 Tuo oli... 1152 01:09:16,142 --> 01:09:17,142 Homma hoituu. 1153 01:09:18,436 --> 01:09:19,562 Muistan tĂ€mĂ€n pĂ€ivĂ€n. 1154 01:09:21,606 --> 01:09:23,317 VĂ€hĂ€n tĂ€risevÀÀ. Ei se mitÀÀn. 1155 01:09:23,442 --> 01:09:25,319 Kuvaajilla on huonot pĂ€ivĂ€nsĂ€. 1156 01:09:25,444 --> 01:09:27,362 -NĂ€yttÀÀ pĂ€heĂ€mmĂ€ltĂ€. -Ei ihan kuvassa. 1157 01:09:27,487 --> 01:09:30,115 NĂ€ytĂ€ se video, jossa harhautin vartijaa. 1158 01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:32,491 Se on nĂ€htĂ€vĂ€. Olen odottanut sitĂ€. 1159 01:09:32,576 --> 01:09:33,576 Vartija! 1160 01:09:33,701 --> 01:09:34,870 Joo. 1161 01:09:34,995 --> 01:09:37,205 -NĂ€ytĂ€ nyt. -Video kehiin nyt. 1162 01:09:37,331 --> 01:09:38,706 MitĂ€ oikein odotat? 1163 01:09:38,831 --> 01:09:40,625 -Se on tĂ€ssĂ€. -Katsotaan se. 1164 01:09:40,750 --> 01:09:41,960 -Se siinĂ€. -Jep. 1165 01:09:42,085 --> 01:09:43,795 -No nyt. -SiinĂ€ se on. Hitto. 1166 01:09:43,879 --> 01:09:45,130 SiinĂ€ hĂ€n on! 1167 01:09:45,213 --> 01:09:47,508 Sinusta tulee kuuluisa tĂ€mĂ€n ansiosta. 1168 01:09:47,591 --> 01:09:48,593 Takuulla. 1169 01:09:48,718 --> 01:09:51,262 -HĂ€n hengitti niskaan. -ÄlĂ€ koske minuun. 1170 01:09:51,387 --> 01:09:53,973 Katsokaa tĂ€tĂ€. Kuin suoraan NBA:sta. 1171 01:09:54,098 --> 01:09:56,351 -Ei paska, siinĂ€! -No niin! 1172 01:09:57,226 --> 01:09:58,645 Nyt mennÀÀn. 1173 01:09:59,854 --> 01:10:00,939 Haista paska! Me hĂ€ivymme. 1174 01:10:02,357 --> 01:10:04,525 -PysykÀÀkin poissa! -Lautaa ei edes nĂ€e. 1175 01:10:04,651 --> 01:10:05,902 Joo, mitĂ€ hittoa? 1176 01:10:08,196 --> 01:10:10,407 SelvĂ€, kuulkaas. 1177 01:10:10,532 --> 01:10:13,035 En ole kuvaaja enkĂ€ mikÀÀn ekspertti, 1178 01:10:13,160 --> 01:10:14,703 mutta tuosta ei saa mitÀÀn irti. 1179 01:10:14,828 --> 01:10:17,331 -Luulin, ettĂ€ olet kuvaaja. -Ne ovat ihan turhia. 1180 01:10:17,456 --> 01:10:22,002 En vain saanut sitĂ€ tarkentamaan. Olen pahoillani. 1181 01:10:22,127 --> 01:10:24,046 -ÄijĂ€. -DĂŹdi! 1182 01:10:24,171 --> 01:10:25,297 Menen ruokaostoksille. 1183 01:10:25,422 --> 01:10:27,132 Tarvitsetko jotain? 1184 01:10:28,968 --> 01:10:29,969 Hei. 1185 01:10:32,388 --> 01:10:33,390 Hei vain. 1186 01:10:34,557 --> 01:10:35,684 Hauska tavata. 1187 01:10:35,809 --> 01:10:38,061 -Mukava tavata. -Olen Chrisin Ă€iti. 1188 01:10:38,186 --> 01:10:39,896 PidĂ€n maalauksistasi. 1189 01:10:40,021 --> 01:10:42,232 Ne ovat tosi kauniita. 1190 01:10:42,774 --> 01:10:44,484 -Kiitos. -Niin. 1191 01:10:45,151 --> 01:10:49,114 -Huomasitko ne? -Joo. Hienot vĂ€rit ja sellaista. 1192 01:10:49,239 --> 01:10:50,782 Olen maalannut ne kaikki. 1193 01:10:50,907 --> 01:10:52,701 -SiistiĂ€. -Hienoa. 1194 01:10:52,826 --> 01:10:55,537 Kun kerran olet aasialainen, 1195 01:10:55,662 --> 01:10:58,791 onko miehesi sitten valkoinen? 1196 01:11:00,001 --> 01:11:01,002 MitĂ€? 1197 01:11:01,794 --> 01:11:03,421 Mieheni on aasialainen. 1198 01:11:03,546 --> 01:11:05,172 Miten olet puoliksi aasialainen? 1199 01:11:05,298 --> 01:11:07,466 Äiti kai vain unohtaa... 1200 01:11:07,592 --> 01:11:08,759 HĂ€ivy nyt vain, Ă€iti. 1201 01:11:08,843 --> 01:11:10,428 ÄlĂ€ työnnĂ€ minua. 1202 01:11:10,511 --> 01:11:11,721 Kuulin kyllĂ€. 1203 01:11:11,887 --> 01:11:12,888 Ulos siitĂ€. 1204 01:11:17,143 --> 01:11:18,561 Anteeksi tuosta. 1205 01:11:18,686 --> 01:11:23,442 HĂ€n osaa olla joskus tosi Ă€rsyttĂ€vĂ€ ja... 1206 01:11:23,567 --> 01:11:25,569 ÄlĂ€ puhu Ă€idillesi noin. 1207 01:11:25,694 --> 01:11:28,405 HĂ€n ei ollut Ă€rsyttĂ€vĂ€. MitĂ€ sinĂ€ oikein teit? 1208 01:11:28,530 --> 01:11:30,782 TĂ€mĂ€ tyyppi on aika mĂ€ntti. 1209 01:11:30,907 --> 01:11:33,327 -NiinpĂ€. -HĂ€ivytÀÀn tÀÀltĂ€. 1210 01:11:48,927 --> 01:11:49,928 Jee! 1211 01:11:53,598 --> 01:11:54,849 Haista paska! Me hĂ€ivymme. 1212 01:12:12,117 --> 01:12:13,410 POISTA 1213 01:12:19,833 --> 01:12:23,379 BIGWANG510:N KAVERILISTA - HYVÄT ÄIJÄT 1214 01:12:27,758 --> 01:12:33,515 HEI, OLEMMEKO YHÄ YSTÄVIÄ? 1215 01:12:39,229 --> 01:12:41,439 WANG WANGIN 8 PARASTA YSTÄVÄÄ 1216 01:12:46,278 --> 01:12:47,696 FAHADIN 8 PARASTA YSTÄVÄÄ 1217 01:13:03,671 --> 01:13:07,425 KAMUT 1218 01:13:11,554 --> 01:13:14,975 TYHMÄT BOTIT: SMARTERCHILD 1219 01:13:20,856 --> 01:13:21,857 BIGWANG510: MITEN MENEE? 1220 01:13:21,982 --> 01:13:24,026 SMARTERCHILD: KUNHAN HENGAILEN. 1221 01:13:24,151 --> 01:13:28,280 KYSYIN, MITEN MENEE, SENKIN KUSIPÄÄMULKKU. 1222 01:13:29,197 --> 01:13:32,367 SMARTERCHILD: IHMISET, IHMISET. AINA KIROILEMASSA. 1223 01:13:37,999 --> 01:13:44,589 SORI, OLEN VAIN SURULLINEN. 1224 01:13:46,424 --> 01:13:49,510 SMARTERCHILD: SURUSSA EI OLE MITÄÄN PAHAA. HALUATKO KUULLA VITSIN? 1225 01:13:49,636 --> 01:13:51,638 EN. 1226 01:13:51,763 --> 01:13:54,140 MÖHLIN KOKO AJAN KAIKEN. 1227 01:13:54,724 --> 01:13:59,938 KAIKKI VIHAAVAT MINUA, EIKÄ MINULLA OLE ENÄÄ KAVEREITA. 1228 01:14:03,901 --> 01:14:06,904 SMARTERCHILD: MINÄ OLEN YSTÄVÄSI. :) 1229 01:14:20,417 --> 01:14:22,378 PidetÀÀnpĂ€s pieni tauko. 1230 01:14:23,045 --> 01:14:25,131 Mihin te menette? 1231 01:14:25,215 --> 01:14:26,216 KĂ€velemÀÀn vain. 1232 01:14:26,341 --> 01:14:28,176 Jos haluatte pelata... 1233 01:14:28,301 --> 01:14:29,302 Joo! 1234 01:14:34,557 --> 01:14:35,767 Josh, Ă€lĂ€. 1235 01:14:38,728 --> 01:14:41,690 Chris, miten menee? 1236 01:14:42,357 --> 01:14:44,359 Teetkö skeittitemppuja? 1237 01:14:45,777 --> 01:14:47,571 Voinko kysyĂ€ jotain? 1238 01:14:54,954 --> 01:14:56,372 JĂ€nnittÀÀkö sinua? 1239 01:14:59,333 --> 01:15:02,253 En tajunnut, ettĂ€ olet tuollainen gangsta. 1240 01:15:02,378 --> 01:15:04,964 Oletko Fremontin aasialainen gangsta? 1241 01:15:06,674 --> 01:15:08,676 Oletko vai etkö? Sano nyt. 1242 01:15:11,138 --> 01:15:12,139 Vaikka. 1243 01:15:12,639 --> 01:15:14,641 Niinkö? Hetkonen. 1244 01:15:15,517 --> 01:15:17,019 Fremontin aasialainen gangsta? 1245 01:15:17,144 --> 01:15:19,062 Olet siis fag eli hintti. 1246 01:15:21,648 --> 01:15:24,776 Tuo oli hyvĂ€ heitto. Jestas. 1247 01:15:25,402 --> 01:15:27,404 Ei ihme, ettet suudellut Madia. 1248 01:15:28,405 --> 01:15:30,032 Joudun vaikeuksiin takiasi. 1249 01:15:30,782 --> 01:15:32,451 Pistin sille luun kurkkuun. 1250 01:15:32,576 --> 01:15:33,870 Joo, joo. 1251 01:15:36,039 --> 01:15:37,081 MitĂ€ helvet... 1252 01:15:40,084 --> 01:15:41,085 Opettaja! 1253 01:15:46,883 --> 01:15:49,510 NĂ€etkö, mitĂ€ poikasi teki pojalleni? 1254 01:15:50,386 --> 01:15:53,556 Ei, hĂ€n ei ole kunnossa. 1255 01:16:10,115 --> 01:16:11,951 Miten saatoit tehdĂ€ tĂ€llaista? 1256 01:16:14,453 --> 01:16:15,454 HĂ€n aloitti. 1257 01:16:15,537 --> 01:16:16,538 Viis siitĂ€. 1258 01:16:16,664 --> 01:16:17,915 Et saa lyödĂ€ ihmisiĂ€. 1259 01:16:18,332 --> 01:16:19,584 Miksi vitussa olet hĂ€nen puolellaan? 1260 01:16:19,668 --> 01:16:20,669 Siisti suusi. 1261 01:16:22,128 --> 01:16:24,256 Mikset koskaan kuuntele minua? Olen poikasi! 1262 01:16:24,381 --> 01:16:26,549 TiedĂ€tkö, miltĂ€ kĂ€ytöksesi saa minut nĂ€yttĂ€mÀÀn? 1263 01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:29,010 Kasvatin pojan, jolla ei ole kĂ€ytöstapoja. 1264 01:16:29,344 --> 01:16:31,596 EhkĂ€ isĂ€ olisi kasvattanut paremmin. 1265 01:16:31,721 --> 01:16:34,266 Mutta sain sinut, etkĂ€ osaa paskaakaan. 1266 01:16:34,391 --> 01:16:36,059 Kehtaatkin puhua minulle noin. 1267 01:16:37,143 --> 01:16:39,479 Olen koko elĂ€mĂ€ni huolehtinut sinusta. 1268 01:16:39,604 --> 01:16:41,189 Teen kovasti töitĂ€ joka pĂ€ivĂ€. 1269 01:16:41,273 --> 01:16:42,274 Sinun vuoksesi. 1270 01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:45,403 Paskapuhetta. IsĂ€hĂ€n se on Taiwanissa tienaamassa, 1271 01:16:45,528 --> 01:16:48,739 kun sinĂ€ istut kotona ja piirtelet pilviĂ€. 1272 01:16:50,116 --> 01:16:52,159 Luuletko, ettĂ€ halusin tĂ€llaisen elĂ€mĂ€n? 1273 01:16:52,827 --> 01:16:54,495 Luuletko, ettĂ€ halusin tĂ€tĂ€? 1274 01:16:55,204 --> 01:16:58,165 Tajuatko, kuinka paljon onnellisempi olisin ilman sinua? 1275 01:16:58,291 --> 01:17:00,418 LĂ€hde vaikka. Olet epĂ€onnistunut taiteilija. 1276 01:17:00,584 --> 01:17:02,795 Millainen lapsi puhuu Ă€idilleen noin? 1277 01:17:02,878 --> 01:17:03,879 Tekisikö Max tĂ€llaista? 1278 01:17:03,963 --> 01:17:06,550 PÀÀ kiinni! Anteeksi, etten ole Max. 1279 01:17:06,633 --> 01:17:09,344 Anteeksi, ettet voi kerskailla minusta ystĂ€villesi! 1280 01:17:09,428 --> 01:17:11,388 -DĂŹdi! -SinĂ€ tĂ€ssĂ€ se hĂ€peĂ€pilkku olet. 1281 01:17:11,471 --> 01:17:12,472 Lopeta. 1282 01:17:12,556 --> 01:17:13,557 HĂ€peĂ€n olla poikasi! 1283 01:17:13,640 --> 01:17:14,641 RiittÀÀ! 1284 01:20:32,430 --> 01:20:34,058 HĂ€peĂ€tkö sinĂ€ minua? 1285 01:20:36,185 --> 01:20:37,645 MitĂ€? 1286 01:20:39,605 --> 01:20:42,108 Karkasin, mutta et edes etsinyt minua. 1287 01:20:47,738 --> 01:20:48,739 DĂŹdi. 1288 01:20:48,864 --> 01:20:50,324 Tule tĂ€nne. 1289 01:21:06,717 --> 01:21:12,889 Muistatko, kun Vivian karkasi 14-vuotiaana? 1290 01:21:19,897 --> 01:21:25,320 HĂ€n halusi yökylÀÀn Annien luo, 1291 01:21:26,738 --> 01:21:28,323 enkĂ€ pÀÀstĂ€nyt hĂ€ntĂ€. 1292 01:21:28,448 --> 01:21:31,409 HĂ€n katsoi minua suoraan silmiin ja sanoi: 1293 01:21:31,534 --> 01:21:36,748 "Äiti. Haluan vain kertoa, ettĂ€ vihaan sinua." 1294 01:21:39,626 --> 01:21:41,377 Sitten hĂ€n karkasi. 1295 01:21:41,961 --> 01:21:43,505 HĂ€n viipyi kolme pĂ€ivÀÀ. 1296 01:21:44,923 --> 01:21:47,259 Olin hirveĂ€n peloissani. 1297 01:21:50,554 --> 01:21:53,432 ErÀÀnĂ€ pĂ€ivĂ€nĂ€ hĂ€n vain ilmaantui kotiin. 1298 01:21:54,558 --> 01:21:56,602 EikĂ€ puhunut minulle. 1299 01:21:56,727 --> 01:21:58,437 Ei huomioinut minua. 1300 01:21:59,313 --> 01:22:01,440 Mutta olin todella onnellinen. 1301 01:22:05,946 --> 01:22:08,907 Et ole yhtÀÀn niin itsepĂ€inen kuin hĂ€n. 1302 01:22:09,658 --> 01:22:12,243 Siksi tiesin, ettĂ€ tulisit kotiin. 1303 01:22:19,834 --> 01:22:20,919 TiedĂ€tkös, 1304 01:22:22,337 --> 01:22:26,466 toisinaan pohdiskelen sitĂ€, 1305 01:22:30,805 --> 01:22:34,225 kuinka pÀÀdyin tĂ€hĂ€n. 1306 01:22:35,726 --> 01:22:37,603 Olen niin tavallinen. 1307 01:22:39,563 --> 01:22:44,360 TĂ€ssĂ€kö elĂ€mĂ€ni on? 1308 01:22:47,238 --> 01:22:48,906 Mietin, 1309 01:22:49,031 --> 01:22:54,079 ettĂ€ entĂ€ jos en olisi mennyt naimisiin isĂ€si kanssa, 1310 01:22:54,997 --> 01:22:57,874 enkĂ€ olisi saanut sinua ja Viviania. 1311 01:22:58,292 --> 01:22:59,918 Millaista elĂ€mĂ€ni olisi? 1312 01:23:01,503 --> 01:23:05,215 EhkĂ€ olisin tullut Amerikkaan yksin. 1313 01:23:06,466 --> 01:23:09,636 Olisin menestynyt taiteilija, 1314 01:23:09,970 --> 01:23:12,889 ja minulla olisi oma studio New Yorkissa. 1315 01:23:17,270 --> 01:23:18,688 Joskus unelmoin. 1316 01:23:22,942 --> 01:23:26,821 Mutta saatuani katsella sinun ja Vivianin varttuvan tÀÀllĂ€, 1317 01:23:27,447 --> 01:23:28,865 saavan ystĂ€viĂ€ - 1318 01:23:30,491 --> 01:23:34,537 ja oppivan monia asioita, joita en voi opettaa, 1319 01:23:37,498 --> 01:23:39,084 tajuan, 1320 01:23:39,209 --> 01:23:41,086 ettĂ€ te olette unelmani. 1321 01:23:42,630 --> 01:23:46,508 Miten voisin hĂ€vetĂ€ sinua? 1322 01:23:49,178 --> 01:23:51,305 Olen hyvin ylpeĂ€. 1323 01:23:57,186 --> 01:24:00,522 Mutta joskus se on vĂ€hĂ€n vaikeaa. 1324 01:24:11,201 --> 01:24:12,202 Tule tĂ€nne. 1325 01:24:34,100 --> 01:24:35,101 Se oli siinĂ€. 1326 01:24:39,313 --> 01:24:41,148 Oletko valmis? HymyĂ€! 1327 01:24:49,449 --> 01:24:51,410 Kallista pÀÀtĂ€si hieman. 1328 01:24:51,535 --> 01:24:53,537 Ja kolme, kaksi, yksi. 1329 01:24:53,662 --> 01:24:56,456 FREMONT SPRINGSIN LUKIO CHRISTOPHER WANG 2008 - 2009 1330 01:25:29,324 --> 01:25:30,867 Luitko kesĂ€lĂ€ksyt? 1331 01:25:30,992 --> 01:25:32,619 En edes tiennyt niistĂ€. 1332 01:25:32,744 --> 01:25:35,331 En minĂ€kÀÀn, eli samassa veneessĂ€ ollaan. 1333 01:25:35,456 --> 01:25:36,457 Madi? 1334 01:25:38,626 --> 01:25:39,877 Hei. 1335 01:25:40,002 --> 01:25:41,211 Hei. 1336 01:25:41,337 --> 01:25:42,338 TsemppiĂ€. 1337 01:25:43,297 --> 01:25:44,298 MitĂ€ kuuluu? 1338 01:25:45,007 --> 01:25:46,342 Ei ihmeempiĂ€. 1339 01:25:49,595 --> 01:25:52,389 Leikkautitko hiuksesi? 1340 01:25:54,183 --> 01:25:55,184 En. 1341 01:25:56,560 --> 01:25:57,562 Aijaa. 1342 01:26:01,274 --> 01:26:04,110 Tulin vain sanomaan, 1343 01:26:05,111 --> 01:26:07,614 ettĂ€ olen pahoillani, etten vastannut viestiisi. 1344 01:26:10,617 --> 01:26:14,621 Olin aika kiireinen perhejuttujen - 1345 01:26:16,957 --> 01:26:18,541 ja koulutarvikeostosten kanssa... 1346 01:26:22,046 --> 01:26:23,047 Niin, minĂ€... 1347 01:26:24,382 --> 01:26:26,050 Olet aika siisti tyyppi, 1348 01:26:26,175 --> 01:26:30,137 ja mietin, haluaisitko vielĂ€ hengailla joskus? 1349 01:26:35,184 --> 01:26:36,268 SinĂ€... 1350 01:26:37,478 --> 01:26:40,481 SinĂ€ löit ystĂ€vÀÀni, Joshia, turpiin. 1351 01:26:43,109 --> 01:26:44,695 Niin, minĂ€... 1352 01:26:47,406 --> 01:26:50,117 -Niin. -No, törmĂ€illÀÀn. 1353 01:27:01,461 --> 01:27:03,130 TERVETULOA LUKUVUODELLE 2008 - 2009 1354 01:27:03,672 --> 01:27:05,841 MikĂ€ on kierrĂ€tyskerho? 1355 01:27:06,467 --> 01:27:10,972 Haluatko osallistua? Luvassa on ilmaista ruokaa. 1356 01:27:19,814 --> 01:27:23,484 MehujĂ€itĂ€! Kuka haluaa mehujÀÀn? TÀÀllĂ€ olisi. 1357 01:27:24,152 --> 01:27:26,112 Tervetuloa taidekerhoon. 1358 01:27:26,237 --> 01:27:29,491 TĂ€nĂ€ vuonna teemme muraalin, valokuvaamme, 1359 01:27:29,616 --> 01:27:31,035 ja saimme juuri videolaitteita... 1360 01:27:31,118 --> 01:27:32,119 Hei, Wang Wang! 1361 01:27:32,244 --> 01:27:34,413 ...kuvaamme siis videoita... 1362 01:27:41,337 --> 01:27:45,090 LIITY VÄITTELYKERHOON 1363 01:28:11,117 --> 01:28:12,118 Hei, dĂŹdi. 1364 01:28:14,663 --> 01:28:15,915 Miten pĂ€ivĂ€si meni? 1365 01:28:18,709 --> 01:28:21,170 Aika hyvin. 1366 01:28:22,505 --> 01:28:25,091 Liityin taidekerhoon. 1367 01:28:27,760 --> 01:28:28,761 Niin. 1368 01:28:30,179 --> 01:28:31,764 Oletko syönyt vielĂ€? 1369 01:29:48,678 --> 01:29:50,680 KÀÀnnös: Irmeli Rapio, Deluxe 91017

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