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{\an8}POSTS
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{\an8}Hi. Excuse me.
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{\an8}I know you.
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{\an8}You look familiar. I just can't place you.
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{\an8}You look familiar too. I don't know.
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{\an8}I work at a funeral home.
I meet a lot of people.
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- Funeral home. Right, Torregrosa.
- Yeah.
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Of course. I held my wife's wake there.
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By the way, that potuga was wonderful.
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Okay, now I remember you.
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Well, that answers that.
I'll let you get on with your day.
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Thanks. Bye.
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Sorry. Look, truth is,
I don't know what a potuga is.
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I pretended I did then,
and I pretended I did now,
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but I haven't got a clue.
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- What is a potuga?
- Are you serious?
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- Yeah.
- Well, a potuga is...
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Aha! Gotcha.
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DEATH INC.
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Bless me, Father, for I have blasphemed.
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I said, "To hell with it all."
And "it all" includes everything.
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Saint Peter included.
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That's hardly blasphemy.
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More of an outburst. What made you say it?
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I don't know. I usually watch my language.
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But the Milwaukee Bucks' point guard
blew a layup, and--
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- Chemi.
- You can answer.
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No one's waiting.
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Hardly anyone comes to confession anymore.
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- Hi, Chemi.
- We used to have people lining up.
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- How'd what go?
- Five people, at least.
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No, the act of conciliation
is tomorrow, the 14th.
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Are you sure?
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Father, what day is it?
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- The Feast of Saint Alexander.
- The date.
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- The 14th.
- To hell with it all!
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We've waited long enough.
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We can treat it as a no-show.
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It's her.
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You decide.
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No-show. Let's take it to court.
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- Morning, boss.
- What do you want?
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My internship's almost up.
I don't know if they're keeping me on.
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I might talk to Chemi or Nieves.
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No. I'm handling it.
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- I've been really going to bat for you.
- Are they on the fence?
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Yesterday Nieves seemed
to be coming around.
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But she wanted to know
more about your family situation.
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- I put in a good word.
- Thanks, boss.
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She asked about the advising session
with your mom, and since it fell through...
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My mom's free today. If that works.
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- Fine. I can do lunch.
- Really?
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Have your mom meet me
at 2:00 at Mon Amour.
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- Thanks, boss.
- And I found out what a potuga is.
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What is it?
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Okay.
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Morning!
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Abel brought some chicken stew.
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- Nice.
- I bet the old lady made it.
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They're still together.
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- And I've got no one to pack lunch for.
- Hey, you can cook for me.
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- Well, I can rule out Abel.
- Maybe not.
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Maybe he'll stay with her for 20 years,
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then she'll die of old age,
and he'll end up with you.
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Single for two decades?
I'd throw myself out a window.
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I'm serious.
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Torregrosa Funeral Home. Can I help you?
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Pitina! How are you?
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It's Pitina.
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Sorry for your loss,
but Gonzalo isn't the director anymore--
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Okay, I'll call you right back.
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Anselmo.
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- What is it?
- It was Pitina.
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- Pitina!
- Should I tell her yes or ask first?
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- Tell her yes.
- I should ask.
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Who's Pitina?
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How could I get the day wrong?
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Nieves, don't look in the rearview mirror.
Look ahead. Through the windshield.
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The trial's in front of us, not behind.
The trial's in the windshield.
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What are we supposed to do?
Stress until we're summoned?
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Go around crying?
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Walk around with our heads down?
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A lawsuit is reason to worry.
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How long did Vanesa work here?
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I don't know. A month?
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Even if we owe her compensation,
she wasn't here that long.
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- It's not Anselmo. It won't be that much.
- That's a load off my mind.
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Well, that's settled. Don't tell the team.
I want them focused on their own work.
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How's janitor work going?
Any challenges ahead? Any goals?
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I wanted to put up a sign.
One toilet is clogged, and--
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That's what I want you focused on.
But no need for signs
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when we have this.
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Hi. It's me.
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Whoever's flushing wet wipes, please stop.
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Wet wipes don't go down well.
Throw them in the trash.
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Thanks for your cooperation.
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Nice voice. You could've worked in radio.
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- Hey, receptionist!
- Hi.
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- You don't know who Pitina is, do you?
- No.
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She's a wealthy lady with a ton of cats.
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They're like her kids.
She's held their wakes here for years.
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- Wakes for animals?
- Yeah.
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Six cats and a fox terrier so far.
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She pays well. What should I tell her?
Gonzalo was fine with it.
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Gonzalo was also fine with groping butts.
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Hey, opening the business up
to non-human clients
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is one way to bring in more customers.
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People have more pets than kids now.
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You're the director.
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Let's say yes to Pitina. Is she here?
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No, Dámaso goes to her house
to do paperwork. I'll tell him.
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Olivia, don't waste your time
tracking him down.
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Dámaso, you need to go to Pitina's.
One of her pets died again.
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To hell with it all.
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Yesterday we met up with Angelines's crew.
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- Nice.
- Angelines is very passionate.
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I didn't enjoy sex with Nuria,
but with her, it's very pleasant.
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Angelines knows lots of positions.
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No wonder. She's had decades of practice.
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Abel, what makes you think
I want to hear that?
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Silence sometimes means interest.
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I keep thinking about the truck driver.
About my death, about my boyfriends'...
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- What does it mean?
- Pure chance.
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That's not enough for me.
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- You're an atheist. A skeptic. Rational.
- So are you. In theory.
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Maybe we're missing something.
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Some people see it differently.
Energies. A spiritual realm.
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I tried oral sex yesterday.
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Abel.
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- Kitty. Pretty kitty.
- Dámaso.
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Pitina.
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I'm so sorry for your loss. Who was it?
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- Quesito.
- The cat with the white ear and the--
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- No. My guinea pig.
- Oh no.
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- The guinea pig.
- That way. He's over there.
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The good die young.
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Do you want us to do what we did
with the cats and the fox terrier?
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Yes, a service.
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And I want him buried here.
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The poor thing's over there.
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What a tragedy.
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How did it happen?
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He had lung problems.
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- Right.
- Should we say the Our Father?
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I'm a bit short on time--
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Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
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Thy kingdom come...
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What an odd couple.
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Abel's half-baked,
and the old lady's past her sell-by date.
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Hey, if they're happy together...
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You're too nice, Morales.
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A woman over 20 years older
than a man just isn't natural.
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Vanesa was 20 years older than me.
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- Yeah, but Vanesa's hot.
- Pablo!
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Pablo, go to the office.
Chemi and Nieves want to see you.
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- Me? Did they say what it was about?
- Just that it's good news.
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See you later.
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- Electrolytes.
- Is it any good?
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Good morning.
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Come in, buddy.
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This is for you.
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We both think you've earned it.
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Thanks. I'm really happy here. I...
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{\an8}MVP
MATCHDAY ONE
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{\an8}MVP on the first day!
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{\an8}That's a big deal.
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Thanks.
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So... that's it? Nothing else?
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You can go now, champ.
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You don't look too happy.
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Yeah. It's just...
I thought it might be the contract.
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What contract?
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Seven thousand. Shit. This takes forever.
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Anselmo!
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Here, take this to the embalming fridge.
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- Come on. I have to go.
- What is it?
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Pitina's guinea pig.
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It'd be the same fee
as the last cat's eulogy.
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At least adjust for inflation.
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Sure, we'll update the rate.
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Here's some information for the eulogy.
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"Quesito was a homebody.
He was outgoing... and honest."
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How can a mouse be honest?
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And... can I ask you something personal?
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Of course.
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Does God send people signs?
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Scripture is full of them.
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The burning bush for Moses,
the plagues of Egypt...
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My boyfriend and I were in a car accident.
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Here you go.
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What do you think?
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I'm not used to looking this modern.
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If you'd rather go classic--
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No. I want to surprise someone today.
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Does this T-shirt
make my double chin stand out?
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I'll grab another one.
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Doña Nieves.
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- Hey, it's about the kid.
- What about him?
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His apprenticeship's ending.
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Right, it was on my radar.
I forgot to mention it.
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This afternoon I have an advising session
with his mother. We'll discuss it then.
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Advising session? He's a grown man.
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All companies do this
with their apprentices.
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Comprehensive training.
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Well, cancel it. We're telling him now.
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No, the agreement doesn't allow
same-day cancellations.
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- Really?
- We could get fined.
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Don't mention the contract yet.
We'll tell him later.
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- Why? Here he comes.
- I'll explain later.
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Hi.
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- You wanted something?
- Could you make us two coffees?
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Mine with milk. Lactose-free.
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How are you?
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- Fine.
- I heard you're seeing someone.
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Yes. My girlfriend.
I'm seeing my girlfriend.
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Right. Congratulations.
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Same to you.
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Why should we split
the cost of the braces?
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I like my daughter's teeth.
They give her personality.
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Shit!
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What a rat!
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No, not you, sweetheart.
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There's a critter in here.
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No idea what it is.
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But I can buy her a new toothbrush.
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An electric one.
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Luisa.
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Dámaso.
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- How are you?
- Great.
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So, tell me.
How do you think Pablo's doing?
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Garçon, a bottle of cava, please.
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He's a little on edge.
His apprenticeship's ending...
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Actually, there's something else
I wanted to discuss first...
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About Laura?
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- Laura who?
- Laura Ridruejo.
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Oh no. Poor thing. That's not it.
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I wanted to talk to you about...
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Luisa, we've seen each other
quite a few times now.
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And to cut to the chase...
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- I want you to know that--
- Dámaso!
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Hey!
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Hi. You're Luisa, right?
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- Yes.
- How are you? Chemi.
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What are you doing here? Why...?
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I heard about the meeting.
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I'm all about comprehensive training.
Hang on. I'll grab a chair.
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No. It's better if it's just us.
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- That way, we can--
- I think three's better.
249
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,599
We're going to have a lovely meeting.
Don't you think, Luisa?
250
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,959
Works for me.
251
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,799
Let's get right to it.
252
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:22,919
I think Pablo is a great kid.
253
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,600
And an MVP.
254
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,480
Nice lady, isn't she? Don't you think?
255
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:33,439
- In a way, I'm a little sad.
- Why's that?
256
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:38,919
Since Pablo is no longer an apprentice,
there won't be any more meetings.
257
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,560
We won't be seeing her anymore.
258
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,439
Hey, pull over when you see a spot.
259
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,039
What's wrong? Need to pee?
260
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,959
No, it's nap time.
We won't make it back in time.
261
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:56,159
I'd rather keep going.
I'm not having the best day.
262
00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,839
Dámaso, the nap isn't optional.
263
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:01,880
Especially now that it's catching on.
264
00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:05,799
It's been a huge hit
in the complaints and suggestions box.
265
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:09,160
Chemi, I think we'll survive
if we skip it just this once.
266
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,319
Thanks, my friend. Hello.
267
00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,639
Hi. One mixed kebab with everything on it.
268
00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:27,840
Coming right up.
269
00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:30,240
Excuse me.
270
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:32,759
Are you religious?
271
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,680
Are you... a Muslim?
272
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,239
A little. Abdul's more devout.
273
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,240
Abdul!
274
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:43,640
- Can I ask you about your faith?
- Of course, my friend.
275
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:48,399
How do you explain coincidences?
My boyfriend and I were in an accident.
276
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,119
- With both sauces?
- Yes, both.
277
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:53,279
So, Abdul, this truck came straight at us...
278
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,680
TORREGROSA FUNERAL HOME
279
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:00,640
Yes!
280
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:04,279
Anselmo, they gave me a contract!
281
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:06,880
Should I congratulate you
or offer my condolences?
282
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,480
Have you seen Dámaso?
283
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,479
Over there.
284
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:13,039
Boss! I signed it.
285
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,959
Morales, I'm so happy for you!
286
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,160
Put me down.
287
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,479
We should celebrate tonight.
288
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,519
- Want me to bring over cava and snacks?
- Sounds good.
289
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:25,559
Great. This is a win for me too.
290
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:29,079
- I worked hard to convince them.
- I really owe you, boss.
291
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,319
Right. It goes without saying.
292
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:34,639
The three of us should celebrate.
What time should I stop by?
293
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:36,719
Three of us? Is Chemi coming?
294
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:41,759
No way. Your mother. It's your house.
We can't leave her shut up in her room.
295
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:44,160
Oh, she won't be there.
She's seeing someone.
296
00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:47,279
- A doctor?
- A Tinder date.
297
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:51,559
She's been chatting with this guy,
and they're going out for dinner tonight.
298
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,039
So it'll be just us.
299
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,319
You don't have to bring anything, boss.
300
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,680
We can order some pizzas, and... Boss!
301
00:16:58,440 --> 00:16:59,480
All right...
302
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,320
What was the cause of death?
303
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:07,119
I'm leaving early.
Cardiologist appointment.
304
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:10,839
You had to go to Pitina's house
at the end of the day.
305
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,039
Another critter died?
306
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,399
- Mm-hmm.
- All right!
307
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:18,159
Yes! She tipped me 150 bucks
at her last cat's burial.
308
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:19,239
It'd tide me over.
309
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,879
What about the cardiologist?
310
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:23,919
I said "cardiologist,"
but I meant happy hour.
311
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,679
What's the pet's name?
I'll pass along my condolences.
312
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:27,599
Quesito.
313
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:30,119
Quesito? Dog or cat?
314
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,880
- Guinea pig.
- Guinea pig.
315
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:42,920
- So who tossed him in the trash?
- I'd rather not point fingers.
316
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,120
What should we do?
317
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:52,159
Okay, I've got it.
We'll get him out of the trash and put--
318
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,439
The trash is already gone.
I thought of that.
319
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,400
That's a shame. It was a solid plan.
320
00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,679
What if we tell her the truth?
321
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:02,319
Pitina treats those pets like family.
322
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:05,680
It'd be like someone telling you
they threw your sister's body away.
323
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:07,920
Yeah, let's avoid that.
324
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,320
What are our options?
325
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:14,040
- Do you have a photo of the little guy?
- The prayer cards.
326
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:24,240
QUESITO
TOGETHER FOREVER
327
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,519
The kitchen's closed.
328
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:32,160
No, I already had a kebab.
I wanted to ask if you're religious.
329
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,400
Yeah. Why?
330
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,039
- Buddhist?
- Hindu.
331
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,999
That'll do. Can we talk?
332
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,560
- I can help you while we do.
- Okay.
333
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:46,120
You see, strange things
have happened to me.
334
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:51,879
What's the name of your god,
the elephant with all the arms?
335
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,400
That's Ganesha, son of Shiva and Parvati.
336
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,520
Does Ganesha send signals?
337
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,600
Do you know how Tinder works?
338
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,239
What do you want to know?
339
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:09,799
What percentage of first dates go well?
340
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,040
Out of ten, how many get a second date?
341
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,879
Not many, in my case. Do you have a date?
342
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:18,479
No. I was just curious.
I don't have a date.
343
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,679
- Come on.
- Seriously, I don't.
344
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:24,159
Someone I like does. With somebody else.
345
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,639
But it's fine.
346
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:28,679
- Aw, poor thing. Want a hug?
- No.
347
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:31,840
- Does that person know how you feel?
- What's their name?
348
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:36,479
I don't discuss my personal life.
349
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,200
I'll bring the mug back later.
350
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,799
- I had no idea Dámaso was gay.
- Gay?
351
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,799
He said he liked "someone," not a "woman."
352
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,599
"Someone" is what closeted guys say.
353
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,799
When you asked for a name, what did he do?
354
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:56,439
- He shut the conversation down.
- So he wouldn't have to say "Manolo."
355
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,639
We've never seen him with a girlfriend.
356
00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:01,240
- Trust me. I'm LGBT.
- Are you a lesbian?
357
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,160
- Bi.
- Wow.
358
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:08,119
Maybe you're the person
Rosario saw in my future.
359
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:10,480
We can have a quickie in the kitchen.
360
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,200
No. But thanks.
361
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:16,920
You're welcome.
362
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,679
Team, I've got some bad news.
363
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:23,799
No meeting today.
364
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,320
Yes!
365
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:29,879
- But tomorrow we'll have two.
- Damn it.
366
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,279
I've got a problem today.
367
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:35,159
Though I don't like the word "problem."
368
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,040
I prefer "challenge."
369
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:38,680
Keep up the good work.
370
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,000
Meet Quesito.
371
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,440
I can't tell the difference.
372
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,920
But this one's alive.
373
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,119
No stores sell dead guinea pigs.
374
00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:00,560
Right, of course.
Wouldn't be a good business model.
375
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:04,079
But we're not killing an animal.
I mean, no way.
376
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,920
No. We're gonna drug him.
377
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,439
- What?
- I have a box of lorazepam.
378
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:14,159
We'll knock him out
so he stays quiet at the wake.
379
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,479
Then I'll return him to the store.
380
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:17,719
I kept the receipt.
381
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,639
Is that safe?
382
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:24,639
Do we even know the right dose
for a guinea pig?
383
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,520
We'll feed him until his eyes close.
384
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,200
- Will he eat it?
- We can wrap it in cheese.
385
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:41,080
Laia, could you bring
a slice of cheese to the office?
386
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:42,880
Please.
387
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:46,760
Where are you?
388
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,960
I'm doing personal stuff.
I'll be right there.
389
00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:56,120
Excuse me?
390
00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:00,840
Can I ask you your opinion as a Mormon?
391
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,719
I'm not Mormon. I'm an accountant.
392
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,480
Oh, sorry.
393
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,759
There are two viewing rooms.
What was Ana's father's name?
394
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,080
I don't remember. Let's check the names.
395
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:19,360
Juan Manuel Ruiz Arias and...
396
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,039
Quesito.
397
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,000
The first one. Juan Manuel.
398
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,919
Hey! Congrats. Olivia told me.
399
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:31,519
Thanks. I was kind of nervous,
but it all worked out.
400
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,999
Have you seen Dámaso?
401
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,719
- Yeah. We talked earlier.
- He seemed down.
402
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:41,799
Yeah, he's acting weird because he wanted
to come over tonight with cava.
403
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,679
But then he took off.
404
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,400
I don't know.
I'm going to check in the office.
405
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:49,639
Could Morales be the one?
406
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,479
I hope he's not harassing him,
like Vanesa did.
407
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,759
Showing up at your trainee's house
with cava...
408
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,719
Let's not jump to conclusions.
409
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,360
They have a weird relationship.
410
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:00,959
I WON'T FORGET YOU
411
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:04,759
Quesito was an honest
and outgoing creature.
412
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,560
Let us pray for his soul.
413
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,279
Our Father, who art in heaven,
414
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,759
hallowed be thy name...
415
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,279
Even a guinea pig has someone
in the front row.
416
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:18,719
- Thy kingdom come...
- He hasn't moved, has he?
417
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,119
Nope.
418
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:22,799
Nino threw out the guinea pig
and brought a live one.
419
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,319
So they knocked it out
with lorazepam and cheese.
420
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,679
Just another day at work.
421
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,559
- What have you been up to?
- Getting perspectives.
422
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:33,639
I talked to a priest,
a Hindu waiter, and a Muslim...
423
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:36,039
I want every religion
to explain my experience.
424
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,840
There are 4,600 religions.
425
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,439
- No way.
- Some are found in the middle of nowhere.
426
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,959
Akuanduba, for example.
The Arara tribe's god.
427
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,759
Will you go to the Amazon
to ask what Akuanduba thinks?
428
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:47,640
Shut up.
429
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,519
Laia, the mug.
430
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:51,600
Hold on.
431
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:53,520
Olivia!
432
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,839
- We want to talk.
- About what?
433
00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:59,159
I'm here.
434
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:00,240
Go ahead.
435
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:04,040
Dámaso, do you like Morales?
436
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,159
He's an okay salesman. Why?
437
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,679
- You think he's too green?
- No. Are you into him?
438
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,519
- Sexually.
- What?
439
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:12,799
We want to make sure you don't harass him.
440
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,280
Me? But I'm not gay.
441
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,200
Dámaso...
442
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,679
You wanted to go over with cava.
443
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,279
And you told us about "someone" you like.
444
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,600
But you wouldn't tell us their name.
445
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:26,480
It's his mother.
446
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,959
- What?
- I want to fuck his mother!
447
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,280
Leave me alone.
448
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:40,920
How'd it go?
449
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,400
- Where's Quesito 2.0?
- We hit a snag.
450
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,719
Last time, Pitina left
while I was digging.
451
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,639
This time, she watched me like a hawk.
452
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,079
I couldn't get him out.
453
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,879
You buried a live animal?
454
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:57,759
There are casualties in every war.
We have to think of him as a fallen hero.
455
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,519
Haven't you seen Buried?
456
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:02,399
It's terrifying waking up
in a coffin underground.
457
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,479
You have to go back.
458
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:07,199
- We don't know if he'll wake up.
- You said he would.
459
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:11,080
Because I'm an eternal optimist.
But given the amount... Hey...
460
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,999
I'll distract her. You get him out.
461
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,599
Tell her the director wanted
to offer his condolences in person.
462
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,800
Who is it?
463
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:25,360
Pitina, it's me again.
464
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,199
Fascinating, Pitina.
465
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:31,920
Do you remember the name
of every cat you've ever had?
466
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:36,280
I got my first one when I was 6.
467
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,160
I've had so many.
468
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,440
Well, I'm in no hurry.
469
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,879
Kitty, Noodles...
470
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,280
Romeo, Cotton...
471
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,719
Damn it... Shit!
472
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:06,359
...Duke, Flash, Miguel,
473
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:09,360
Igor, Magoo...
474
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:15,840
There you are.
475
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,399
Come here, cutie.
476
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,560
Come here.
477
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,280
Shit!
478
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:27,399
...Socks, Whiskers,
479
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:30,639
Snowy, Magdalena,
480
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,839
Rufus, Farfu,
481
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:38,200
Sultan, Liver Chops, Miss Mischief,
482
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:43,199
Evie, Tonina, Sweetheart...
483
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,679
You pick the plan tonight.
Yesterday we hung out with my friends.
484
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:49,400
Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 online?
485
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,559
No clue what that is, but sure.
486
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:55,159
That's why there are only two options.
We can stick to your strategy...
487
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:56,839
Which we don't see happening.
488
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,159
Or we can go on the offense.
489
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:02,359
What ideas has he come up with now?
490
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:03,559
What?
491
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:04,480
Are you okay?
492
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,439
Yeah. Excuse me a second.
493
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,080
I need to make a quick call.
I'll be right back.
494
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,279
- Hi, boss.
- How are you?
495
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,279
Well, great. I'm still over the moon.
496
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,719
I guess your mom's back
from her date by now.
497
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,759
And you're probably there chatting
or watching a show.
498
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,480
No. She hasn't come back yet.
499
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,800
- What time were they meeting up?
- Eight o'clock.
500
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,320
Three hours ago.
501
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:40,399
Great. See you tomorrow, then.
502
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,120
Okay... Boss, by the way,
I wanted to thank you--
503
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,880
Come on. You'll see.
504
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,360
Oops. Almost.
505
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,639
- He almost ate it.
- You almost poked his eye out.
506
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:00,439
- Look. I think he likes it.
- Come here.
507
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,479
Look, come here. Come here.
508
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:05,479
I don't want this
bringing back bad memories for you.
509
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:08,479
Look at the food. Look.
510
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,399
I don't want this bringing back
bad memories, Chemi.
511
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,440
Jeez...
512
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,399
- No.
- I suddenly felt like snorting it.
513
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:20,199
- It doesn't seem to be having much effect.
- But maybe he went to bed to...
514
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,639
- Buddy... I'll give you another piece.
- To rest.
515
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,599
No, that's too much. It'll kill him.
516
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,119
I usually take two pills.
517
00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:27,520
He farted.
518
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000
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