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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:23,250 --> 00:00:24,916 - [Woman] OK. - [Man] OK. Here we go. 4 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,291 - [Woman clears throat] OK. - [♪ Piano strikes up] 5 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:29,083 [♪ Second piano line playing out of sync] 6 00:00:29,166 --> 00:00:31,250 [Woman] Hold on. 7 00:00:32,458 --> 00:00:33,708 [Man chuckles] One more time. 8 00:00:33,791 --> 00:00:36,125 [♪ Woman hums piano line] 9 00:00:36,208 --> 00:00:37,750 [Woman] Wait! Slower, slower, slower... 10 00:00:37,833 --> 00:00:39,583 [Man laughing] One more time. 11 00:00:39,666 --> 00:00:43,333 [♪ Piano lines beginning to sync up] 12 00:00:43,416 --> 00:00:45,083 - [Woman] Uh-huh! - [Man] And then just one time. 13 00:00:45,166 --> 00:00:48,333 [♪ Piano lines playing roughly in sync] 14 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:49,583 [Woman] Uh-huh. 15 00:00:49,666 --> 00:00:51,041 [Man] And now the hard part! [Laughs] 16 00:00:51,125 --> 00:00:52,833 [♪ Piano lines playing out of sync] 17 00:00:52,916 --> 00:00:54,833 [Woman] No! [Mutters] 18 00:00:54,916 --> 00:00:58,583 [Man] One, two, three, four, bam-bam... 19 00:00:58,666 --> 00:01:00,875 [♪ Piano lines syncing up again] 20 00:01:01,958 --> 00:01:03,416 [Woman chuckling] 21 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:04,541 - [Man] You got it? - [Woman] Yes. 22 00:01:04,625 --> 00:01:06,291 [Man] And now's the best part. 23 00:01:07,291 --> 00:01:09,000 - [Woman] Yeah. - [Man laughing] 24 00:01:09,083 --> 00:01:10,791 - [Woman] OK, OK, OK... Ready? - [Man] One more time, together. 25 00:01:10,875 --> 00:01:13,208 - [Man] Wait... Are you ready? - [Woman] Two hands, 26 00:01:13,291 --> 00:01:15,166 - and then... [Plays glissando] - [Man] Yep. 27 00:01:16,666 --> 00:01:19,000 - [Woman laughing] - [♪ Random notes on piano] 28 00:01:19,083 --> 00:01:21,541 [Woman] Yeah, perfect. Perfect. You can do it. 29 00:01:21,625 --> 00:01:22,875 You're so flexible. 30 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:25,541 OK. OK. One more time. 31 00:01:25,625 --> 00:01:27,416 [♪ Piano lines playing in sync] 32 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:29,041 [Woman] Uh... 33 00:01:29,125 --> 00:01:30,416 [Man] Yeah! 34 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:34,625 - Yeah! - [Woman] Yeah... 35 00:01:37,958 --> 00:01:40,000 [♪ Piano lines drifting out of sync] 36 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:47,458 - [♪ Woman humming] - [Man] I missed a bit. [Laughs] 37 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:48,875 One more, one more. 38 00:01:48,958 --> 00:01:51,791 [♪ Piano lines playing in sync] 39 00:01:51,875 --> 00:01:53,375 - [Woman] Ugh. - [Man] Whoops! 40 00:01:53,458 --> 00:01:55,208 [Both laughing] 41 00:01:58,333 --> 00:02:01,708 - [Man] One more time. - [♪ Piano fades] 42 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:11,208 - [Man and woman chuckling] - [Woman] It's perfect! 43 00:02:11,291 --> 00:02:13,541 [Echoey silence] 44 00:02:23,833 --> 00:02:26,083 [♪ Orchestra piercing through silence] 45 00:02:37,541 --> 00:02:39,250 That was great. 46 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:40,958 Great work. 47 00:02:41,041 --> 00:02:42,416 Sounding... 48 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:45,625 [Grunts] Yeah, sounding really good. 49 00:02:45,708 --> 00:02:47,125 Um... 50 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:50,666 Maybe, uh... play it a couple more times, 51 00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:53,708 just for practice, but... good job. 52 00:02:54,791 --> 00:02:56,458 Oh... 53 00:03:00,291 --> 00:03:02,458 Stupid fucking thing! 54 00:03:04,125 --> 00:03:06,083 - [Thud] - OK. 55 00:03:07,041 --> 00:03:09,416 [Banging] 56 00:03:13,625 --> 00:03:15,625 No. [Grunts] 57 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:20,541 Come on... Oh! 58 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:22,750 Fuck me. 59 00:03:22,833 --> 00:03:25,250 [♪ FABIENNE DELSOL: "I'm Confessin'"] 60 00:03:26,208 --> 00:03:29,500 ♪ I'm confessing that I love you 61 00:03:29,583 --> 00:03:33,000 ♪ Tell me, do you love me, too? 62 00:03:33,083 --> 00:03:35,541 ♪ I'm confessing that I need you 63 00:03:35,625 --> 00:03:37,250 {\an8}♪ Honest, I do 64 00:03:38,416 --> 00:03:39,833 {\an8}♪ Every single moment 65 00:03:39,916 --> 00:03:43,375 ♪ In your eyes, I read such strange things 66 00:03:43,458 --> 00:03:46,916 ♪ But your lips deny they're true 67 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,458 ♪ Will your answer really change things? 68 00:03:49,541 --> 00:03:51,166 ♪ Making me blue 69 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:53,875 ♪ Making me blue 70 00:03:53,958 --> 00:03:57,125 ♪ I'm afraid someday you'll leave me 71 00:03:57,208 --> 00:04:00,708 {\an8}♪ Saying, "Can't we still be friends?" 72 00:04:00,791 --> 00:04:04,166 {\an8}♪ If you go, you know you'll grieve me 73 00:04:04,250 --> 00:04:07,791 ♪ All in life on you depends 74 00:04:07,875 --> 00:04:10,958 ♪ Am I guessing that you love me? 75 00:04:11,041 --> 00:04:14,500 ♪ Dreaming dreams of you in vain 76 00:04:14,583 --> 00:04:18,833 ♪ I'm confessing that I love you, over again 77 00:04:18,916 --> 00:04:21,375 ♪ Over again 78 00:04:35,458 --> 00:04:38,625 {\an8}♪ I'm afraid someday you'll leave me 79 00:04:38,708 --> 00:04:42,166 {\an8}♪ Saying, "Can't we still be friends?" 80 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:45,416 ♪ If you go, you know you'll grieve me 81 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:49,166 ♪ All in life on you depends 82 00:04:49,250 --> 00:04:52,291 ♪ Am I guessing that you love me 83 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:56,166 ♪ Dreaming dreams of you in vain? 84 00:04:56,250 --> 00:05:00,333 {\an8}♪ I'm confessin' that I love you, over again 85 00:05:00,416 --> 00:05:03,125 {\an8}♪ Over again 86 00:05:03,208 --> 00:05:07,291 ♪ I'm confessin' that I love you, over again 87 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:09,958 ♪ Over again 88 00:05:12,125 --> 00:05:14,250 ♪ Sweet lover 89 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:16,916 ♪ Sweet lover 90 00:05:18,958 --> 00:05:20,541 ♪ Sweet lover ♪ 91 00:05:20,625 --> 00:05:22,333 [Grunts] 92 00:05:23,708 --> 00:05:25,416 [Exhales] 93 00:05:26,458 --> 00:05:28,208 [Grunting] 94 00:05:35,916 --> 00:05:39,041 [Continues grunting] 95 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:43,375 Shoes off, please. 96 00:05:45,458 --> 00:05:47,250 Oh... 97 00:05:47,333 --> 00:05:49,708 Will you please remind me why you got me this bike? 98 00:05:49,791 --> 00:05:51,958 - What? - This bike. Why? 99 00:05:52,041 --> 00:05:55,250 Core strength. Spine health. Remember what the doctor said. 100 00:05:55,333 --> 00:05:57,416 You were supposed to fold it. 101 00:05:57,500 --> 00:06:00,333 The whole point of a folding bike - it folds. 102 00:06:00,416 --> 00:06:02,500 This thing is fucking impossible to fold. 103 00:06:02,583 --> 00:06:04,375 Do you know how hard this is to fold? 104 00:06:04,458 --> 00:06:06,333 It's supposed to be more convenient than a normal bike. 105 00:06:06,416 --> 00:06:08,416 It's way less convenient than a normal bike. 106 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:10,625 Also, the wheels, they're so little. 107 00:06:10,708 --> 00:06:12,625 It's like I gotta pedal four times 108 00:06:12,708 --> 00:06:15,916 to get one normal wheel rotation out of it. 109 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,875 You have to practice, maybe. 110 00:06:17,958 --> 00:06:19,541 [Grunts] 111 00:06:21,208 --> 00:06:22,708 Where's Maggie? Yo, Maggie! 112 00:06:22,791 --> 00:06:24,375 No, she's not here. 113 00:06:24,458 --> 00:06:27,166 - Where is she? - She's, uh... at a sleepover. 114 00:06:27,250 --> 00:06:29,750 - Where? - At Sadie's. 115 00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:31,583 I didn't know she was having a sleepover with Sadie. 116 00:06:31,666 --> 00:06:33,041 Oh, it was sort of last minute. 117 00:06:33,125 --> 00:06:36,583 Oh, God. Sadie is so strange, isn't she? 118 00:06:36,666 --> 00:06:38,666 I don't know if it's good that she's hanging around with Sadie. 119 00:06:38,750 --> 00:06:40,041 I mean, she's fine. 120 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:42,083 I called ahead. Sadie's mother is single. 121 00:06:42,166 --> 00:06:44,708 There are no men or weapons in the home. 122 00:06:44,791 --> 00:06:47,083 You called Sadie's mother to ask if she was single? 123 00:06:47,166 --> 00:06:49,500 - Yeah, of course - "Of course"? 124 00:06:51,166 --> 00:06:52,875 Sadie's fucking crazy. 125 00:06:52,958 --> 00:06:54,708 Mm... 126 00:06:54,791 --> 00:06:57,708 Whoa... holy shit! 127 00:06:57,791 --> 00:06:59,458 My God, look at all this cheese! 128 00:06:59,541 --> 00:07:01,250 No! No, no... Leave it, leave it, leave it...! 129 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:02,583 Not yet! Not yet. Not... Not yet. 130 00:07:02,666 --> 00:07:04,083 What is all this? What is that... 131 00:07:04,166 --> 00:07:06,583 - What is that smell? - I'm making a soufflé. 132 00:07:06,666 --> 00:07:08,125 You're making a soufflé, 133 00:07:08,208 --> 00:07:09,666 and there's 200 pounds of cheese? 134 00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:11,916 Is there, like, an event? Are we expecting people? 135 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,916 - [Sighs] Our neighbors. - Which neighbors? 136 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,041 Our upstairs neighbors. I told you yesterday, remember? 137 00:07:18,125 --> 00:07:20,000 You have mentioned 138 00:07:20,083 --> 00:07:22,708 that for some insane reason you want to invite them over. 139 00:07:22,791 --> 00:07:24,583 You for sure didn't tell me they were coming over tonight. 140 00:07:24,666 --> 00:07:25,916 Why didn't you ask me about this? 141 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,416 I did. 142 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:28,791 Oh, did you, sweetie? When did that happen? 143 00:07:28,875 --> 00:07:30,416 I told you yesterday. 144 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:32,041 Well, telling me and asking me 145 00:07:32,125 --> 00:07:33,916 are actually two very different things. 146 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,958 And if I'm being honest, I... I don't even think you told me. 147 00:07:36,041 --> 00:07:38,708 It's not like you listen to anything that I say anyway. 148 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:40,875 Oh, fuck, did you forget the wine? 149 00:07:40,958 --> 00:07:42,500 - What wine? - I... I texted you. 150 00:07:42,583 --> 00:07:44,125 I texted you about wine. We don't have any wine. 151 00:07:44,208 --> 00:07:46,708 - What are you doing? Stop! - I'm eating a pickle. 152 00:07:46,791 --> 00:07:49,083 I couldn't have any cheese. I'm hungry. I'm eating a pickle. 153 00:07:49,166 --> 00:07:51,166 Now you're not gonna eat my soufflé. 154 00:07:51,250 --> 00:07:53,291 And we have no wine. This is a nightmare! 155 00:07:53,375 --> 00:07:56,041 - It's not a fucking nightmare. - What? 156 00:07:56,125 --> 00:07:57,458 Nothing. 157 00:07:57,541 --> 00:07:59,375 Can you please just clean up your office? 158 00:07:59,458 --> 00:08:01,333 It's... It's just such an eyesore. 159 00:08:01,416 --> 00:08:03,291 Can you please call the neighbors 160 00:08:03,375 --> 00:08:05,416 and tell 'em to come another time? 161 00:08:06,416 --> 00:08:07,833 - No. - "No". 162 00:08:07,916 --> 00:08:10,583 It's too late. They're coming in ten minutes. 163 00:08:10,666 --> 00:08:12,375 They're coming in ten fucking mi... 164 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:14,125 Why didn't you tell me any of this? 165 00:08:14,208 --> 00:08:16,083 Because we've been talking about them coming for six months, OK? 166 00:08:16,166 --> 00:08:18,083 And they've been so nice about all our noise 167 00:08:18,166 --> 00:08:20,416 - from the renovation. - "Our" noise? 168 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:23,000 Did you just say they've been nice about our noise? 169 00:08:23,083 --> 00:08:24,458 That's nuts! 170 00:08:24,541 --> 00:08:26,250 You're making a soufflé for these people now? 171 00:08:26,333 --> 00:08:27,958 - What is happening here? - She said she wanted to see it. 172 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:29,583 She just wants to see it now that it's done, 173 00:08:29,666 --> 00:08:31,833 and she's very nice. They're very, very... 174 00:08:31,916 --> 00:08:33,250 You know, they seem cool. 175 00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:37,125 And she just... She has, like, presence, and... 176 00:08:37,208 --> 00:08:40,166 She's so... She's so pretty. 177 00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:41,750 Yeah, she's fine. 178 00:08:41,833 --> 00:08:44,583 But he is a fucking weirdo, OK? 179 00:08:44,666 --> 00:08:46,208 Every time I'm in the elevator with him, 180 00:08:46,291 --> 00:08:48,000 it's, like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, nonstop. 181 00:08:48,083 --> 00:08:49,625 - You know what I mean? - That's just what people do. 182 00:08:49,708 --> 00:08:50,916 He's asking me questions, 183 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,458 and he wants me to ask him questions. 184 00:08:52,541 --> 00:08:54,125 And the eye contact is off the charts. 185 00:08:54,208 --> 00:08:56,541 Yeah. That's called a conversation, Joe. 186 00:08:57,541 --> 00:08:58,625 What is this? 187 00:08:59,458 --> 00:09:01,333 What? That's a rug. 188 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:03,291 - It's new. - Yeah. 189 00:09:04,916 --> 00:09:06,791 Did you buy this rug because the neighbors are coming? 190 00:09:06,875 --> 00:09:08,291 - Oh, my God! - How much was this rug? 191 00:09:08,375 --> 00:09:10,000 - You are so predictable. - I'm predictable? 192 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,166 You bought a whole rug to impress strangers. 193 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:13,875 Isn't that a little bit more predictable? 194 00:09:13,958 --> 00:09:16,250 I could've seen that coming a mile away. 195 00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:18,875 Can we please do a reset? 196 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:20,333 A what? 197 00:09:20,416 --> 00:09:22,083 Can you leave and come back in again? 198 00:09:22,166 --> 00:09:23,875 - Is this from a podcast? - Yes, it is. Does it matter? 199 00:09:23,958 --> 00:09:25,791 You physically want me to leave the apartment and come back in? 200 00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:28,291 - Yes. Please do that for me. - No, it's fucking silly. 201 00:09:28,375 --> 00:09:29,958 Joe, I'm asking you to just do that for me. 202 00:09:30,041 --> 00:09:31,250 - Would that be OK? - Fine. 203 00:09:31,333 --> 00:09:33,333 - I will do that for you, OK? - Great. 204 00:09:33,416 --> 00:09:34,708 - Here we go. - Thank you. 205 00:09:34,791 --> 00:09:36,833 Yeah. Thank you. This will fix everything. 206 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:43,666 [Exhales sharply] 207 00:09:46,416 --> 00:09:48,583 - Hi, I'm home. - Hi. 208 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:51,666 Oh, how's it going? 209 00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:54,166 - Great. - Cool. 210 00:09:54,250 --> 00:09:57,625 Any, uh... Any plans for tonight? 211 00:09:57,708 --> 00:10:00,166 Yeah. Uh, our neighbors are coming over. 212 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:01,875 Neighbors? Oh, man. I love them. 213 00:10:01,958 --> 00:10:03,916 Especially how chatty and inquisitive they are. 214 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,500 It's so cool. They're super cool. 215 00:10:06,583 --> 00:10:09,958 But maybe you could call 'em and ask them to come another night, 216 00:10:10,041 --> 00:10:13,416 'cause I'm just not feeling up for it tonight, you know? 217 00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:16,291 - No! - "No"? 218 00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:17,916 - No! - What the fuck? 219 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,750 No. It would be rude. They're literally on their way. 220 00:10:19,833 --> 00:10:21,500 - What do you mean, "rude"? - That's crazy. 221 00:10:21,583 --> 00:10:23,500 - I thought we were gonna reset. - So did I. 222 00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:25,291 - You said the same shit. - So did you. 223 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,041 Can we put curtains on this window? 224 00:10:27,125 --> 00:10:28,666 I don't like how they can see right into our apartment. 225 00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:30,458 No, I like the light. 226 00:10:31,791 --> 00:10:34,166 [She continues talking indistinctly] 227 00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:36,125 I got this special ham, you know, 228 00:10:36,208 --> 00:10:38,375 'cause she's from Spain, so, it's... 229 00:10:38,458 --> 00:10:39,875 It's not actually ham, it's jamón. 230 00:10:39,958 --> 00:10:41,583 I can't have any of this cheese? 231 00:10:41,666 --> 00:10:43,541 Please don't eat the cheese. I worked so hard on that. 232 00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:44,958 Can you just wait, and then they'll come, 233 00:10:45,041 --> 00:10:46,375 and you'll eat cheese, 234 00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:47,708 and then you can go upstairs and smoke weed. 235 00:10:47,791 --> 00:10:49,375 I'd smoke weed in here if you let me. 236 00:10:49,458 --> 00:10:52,541 No, I won't, because it gets stuck in the walls. 237 00:10:54,208 --> 00:10:55,541 You know what? 238 00:10:56,708 --> 00:10:58,000 I actually think it's really cool 239 00:10:58,083 --> 00:11:00,208 that they're coming over tonight. 240 00:11:00,291 --> 00:11:03,708 - Why? - Because... 241 00:11:03,791 --> 00:11:05,791 ...I can finally talk to 'em about the noise. 242 00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:08,750 - No, Joe, we made a deal. - What deal? 243 00:11:08,833 --> 00:11:10,500 That we weren't gonna say anything. 244 00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:13,333 Yeah. Well, you know what? I changed my mind. 245 00:11:13,416 --> 00:11:15,708 God! It's none of our business 246 00:11:15,791 --> 00:11:18,083 what they do in the privacy of their own home. 247 00:11:18,166 --> 00:11:20,791 None of our business that every night we get waken up 248 00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:23,500 by floor-shaking animal fucking? 249 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,000 How is that none of our business? 250 00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:26,708 How is that none of our fucking business? 251 00:11:26,791 --> 00:11:29,708 She is having just spectacular orgasms up there. 252 00:11:29,791 --> 00:11:31,458 Are you aware of how difficult that is for a woman? 253 00:11:31,541 --> 00:11:33,000 Doesn't seem that hard for her! 254 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,541 What, is she your role model now? 255 00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:36,000 Yeah, she's definitely my role model. 256 00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:37,500 She's your come role model? 257 00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:39,000 - That's great. - Yeah. 258 00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:41,333 Can we please just paint this room already? 259 00:11:41,416 --> 00:11:43,166 Well, we haven't picked a color, Joe, so no. 260 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:45,541 It's the same color. Pick a color. Who cares? 261 00:11:45,625 --> 00:11:47,291 It's not the same color. 262 00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:48,875 Remember I almost said something to 'em in the elevator that day? 263 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,416 I was so close to saying something. 264 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,416 Oh, I wish I'd said something that day. 265 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:55,250 I do. I remember that we decided we were not gonna say anything. 266 00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:57,416 Yeah, that's because I thought it couldn't get any worse. 267 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:58,875 And you know what happened right after that 268 00:11:58,958 --> 00:12:00,625 is it got much, much, much, much worse. 269 00:12:00,708 --> 00:12:03,000 They were gonna crash through the ceiling the other day! 270 00:12:03,083 --> 00:12:05,416 Joe! We are not saying anything. 271 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:07,333 Why not? They're cool, right? 272 00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:08,750 You keep saying how cool they are. 273 00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:10,458 So, maybe if I bring it up, 274 00:12:10,541 --> 00:12:13,208 we can finally get to the bottom of whose orgasm is whose. 275 00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:15,083 Is he the whimperer and she's the growler, 276 00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:16,833 or is she the whimperer and he's the growler? 277 00:12:16,916 --> 00:12:19,458 Either way, I'll bring it up, we'll laugh about it, 278 00:12:19,541 --> 00:12:21,291 and I'll tell them to knock it the fuck off. 279 00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:23,708 It's like you want everyone to feel uncomfortable. 280 00:12:23,791 --> 00:12:25,541 I'm the one who's uncomfortable. 281 00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:27,375 If our neighbors were waking us up 282 00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:29,333 every night at four in the morning by blasting music 283 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,750 and I said something about it to them, 284 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,416 wouldn't that be completely reasonable? 285 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,000 It's the exact same thing, 286 00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:35,625 but it's even more justified 'cause it's fucking! 287 00:12:35,708 --> 00:12:39,458 Just don't say anything. Just not tonight. Please! 288 00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:46,916 This shirt, is this also new? 289 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,916 Yes. 290 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,333 Well, it's nice. It looks... looks really good on you. 291 00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:53,916 Well, you could tell me that once in a while. 292 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,416 I just did tell you that. 293 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,666 God, I can't believe you forgot the wine. 294 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:00,250 I didn't forget the wine. 295 00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:02,708 I'm on this collapsible bike like a fucking schmuck, 296 00:13:02,791 --> 00:13:04,791 and I can't answer text messages while I'm on it. 297 00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:06,625 Oh! Do we have anything nice to drink? 298 00:13:06,708 --> 00:13:08,375 No, there's nothing to drink. 299 00:13:08,458 --> 00:13:09,875 We should probably call them and tell them not to come over. 300 00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:11,291 Look, we have this, this thing. Is this weird? 301 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:12,666 Yes, it's weird. What is this? New Year's? 302 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,375 We're popping champagne with these people? 303 00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:16,166 It's fine, look. We'll pre-pop it, 304 00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:18,333 so by the time they get here, it'll be, you know, fizzed out, 305 00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:20,083 and it'll just be like a sparkling wine. 306 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,708 Can't you see this is obviously not a good time to have company? 307 00:13:22,791 --> 00:13:25,333 What the fuck do you mean? I just made this whole soufflé. 308 00:13:25,416 --> 00:13:27,125 - Did you see this thing? - Yes. 309 00:13:27,208 --> 00:13:29,083 Do you have any idea how hard I worked on this fucking thing? 310 00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:30,916 It's gonna be fucking beautiful if you'd just shut the fuck up! 311 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,625 I'm gonna make this very simple. 312 00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:34,291 Either you tell 'em not to come, or I'm gonna bring up 313 00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:36,333 the screaming, groaning fucking noises. 314 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,916 What? 315 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,166 - Was that an ultimatum? - Yeah. The choice is yours. 316 00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:42,166 I'm sorry. 317 00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:43,750 You're gonna bring up the fucking? 318 00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:46,583 - Yeah. - Mm. Mm-hmm. 319 00:13:46,666 --> 00:13:49,583 Do you even understand how hard it is 320 00:13:49,666 --> 00:13:51,541 - for a woman to come that hard? - Yes, I do, 321 00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:53,875 'cause you've mentioned it 100 times in the last 3 minutes. 322 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,458 'Cause I don't think you get it. 323 00:13:55,541 --> 00:13:58,625 I don't think you really understand how difficult it is. 324 00:13:58,708 --> 00:14:00,750 And if we say something, do you know what's gonna happen? 325 00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:02,750 Every time they fuck and she comes, 326 00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:05,166 they're gonna see our dumb faces. That's not fair. 327 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:09,833 I could not care less about anything in the world 328 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,750 than this woman's fucking orgasm. 329 00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:13,416 I just wanted to have a nice night. 330 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,083 I just wanted to have a nice, normal fucking night, 331 00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:16,375 and you won't let me. 332 00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:18,291 These people are disrespecting us. 333 00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:20,666 They know we can hear them, can you not see that? 334 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,541 What are you talking about? You sound like your father. 335 00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:24,125 - No. That is not what this is. - Yes, it is. 336 00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:25,500 They know we can hear them. 337 00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:26,875 - They get off on it. - No! 338 00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:28,500 They're fucking with us. They're perverts. 339 00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:30,125 They're not thinking about us! 340 00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:32,458 Well, maybe that's the problem. Maybe they should be! 341 00:14:32,541 --> 00:14:34,708 Why? Oh... You know what? We're not fucking canceling. 342 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,916 Do you know why? We don't have friends! 343 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,333 You mean I'll be friends with them? 344 00:14:38,416 --> 00:14:39,916 - Are you kidding me? - Why not? Maybe. 345 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,916 It's not my fault we don't have friends. 346 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,125 I would love to have friends. People like me. 347 00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:45,916 Why do you think we don't have friends? 348 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,166 I'll tell you why: 'Cause we're fucking miserab...! 349 00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:50,166 [Door buzzer] 350 00:14:51,916 --> 00:14:53,333 Hi. 351 00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:55,833 Hi. Come in. 352 00:14:55,916 --> 00:14:57,250 Nice to see you, Angela. 353 00:14:57,333 --> 00:15:00,458 Yes, I'm... We are so happy you're here. 354 00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:02,541 [Chuckling] 355 00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:03,708 Hi. 356 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,625 Ah, two. 357 00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:07,750 - Nice to meet you. - Angela. Me too. 358 00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:10,291 Yes. Joe, you... 359 00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:12,458 You remember Piña and Hawk? 360 00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:18,500 This... It's still a good time? 361 00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:20,666 Yes. Yeah. 362 00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:22,333 Are you sure we're not interrupting? 363 00:15:22,416 --> 00:15:23,541 [Angela] No, it's great. 364 00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:25,083 - If it's good for you... - Yeah. 365 00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:26,833 ...it's great for us. Yeah, we love... Yeah. 366 00:15:26,916 --> 00:15:30,916 It just... It took you a while to come to the door, 367 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,666 and it sounded like you were arguing. 368 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,458 - [Piña] No filter. - No, I just wanna be honest. 369 00:15:35,541 --> 00:15:38,083 We were... We were at the door before we rang, 370 00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:40,166 and we could hear you were fighting. 371 00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:42,958 Oh, we were talk... We were, um... 372 00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:44,666 - We were fighting. - We were fighting, yeah. 373 00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:46,458 Bit of a contentious environment in here, 374 00:15:46,541 --> 00:15:48,583 so I understand if that's repellent to you. 375 00:15:48,666 --> 00:15:50,125 No hard feelings, you know what I mean? 376 00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:52,083 Completely understand. You know? 377 00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:54,583 We love a contentious environment. 378 00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:59,250 - We love it. - [Chuckles] OK. 379 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,416 Well, really, really, it's fine. 380 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,833 You hit the jackpot, then, my friend. 381 00:16:04,666 --> 00:16:06,291 You're in for a treat. 382 00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:07,708 - [Hawk] OK? - [Angela] Yeah, great. 383 00:16:07,791 --> 00:16:09,208 [Piña] Do we have to take our shoes off? 384 00:16:09,291 --> 00:16:11,416 Oh God, no. No, no! No! No! 385 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,333 - Yeah. OK. Great. - Hey... Hey, Joe. 386 00:16:13,416 --> 00:16:15,000 - May I look at this place? - Yeah, thank you. 387 00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:17,375 Joe! Be honest, do you want us to take 'em off? 388 00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:21,875 I don't give a fuck if you take your shoes off, personally. 389 00:16:21,958 --> 00:16:23,833 [Laughs] God... 390 00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:31,125 - Hawk, is it? - Hawk, yeah. Yeah. 391 00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:33,125 - Like the bird? - Yep, like the bird. 392 00:16:33,916 --> 00:16:35,375 Cool. 393 00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:37,375 [Chuckles] This guy. 394 00:16:38,541 --> 00:16:40,625 We've been dying to see your apartment. 395 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:44,041 Oh! Oh, God. I'm so sorry. We wanted to invite you. 396 00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:45,541 It wasn't quite ready before. 397 00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:47,291 [Joe] Still isn't quite ready if you ask me. 398 00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:49,208 Yeah, 'cause you mentioned it in the elevator, 399 00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:50,708 but then you never called. 400 00:16:50,791 --> 00:16:52,416 - [Angela] Yes. - We, uh... 401 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,500 What? No... I mean, we wondered if we did something wrong. 402 00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:55,750 - [Angela] No, God, no. - Well... 403 00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:57,791 No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. 404 00:16:57,875 --> 00:16:59,375 No, I'm sorry about that. No. 405 00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:01,833 What do you... What do you think? 406 00:17:01,916 --> 00:17:03,625 - It's huge. - So much bigger now. 407 00:17:03,708 --> 00:17:06,375 - It has such a nice flow. - You guys have money? 408 00:17:07,958 --> 00:17:09,166 [Speaks Spanish] 409 00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:11,333 [Responds in Spanish] 410 00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:17,875 Just saying... 411 00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:20,875 You really... You really got some beautiful pieces. 412 00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,666 - It's all Angela. - Well, I know what I like, 413 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,666 - but it's not all expensive. - Some of it is very expensive. 414 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,041 - Some of it. Most of it's not. - Some of it is, though. 415 00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:28,708 - Not everything. - But some of it. 416 00:17:28,791 --> 00:17:30,291 I guess what I meant to say is, 417 00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:32,583 you can tell that it's been done with a lot of care, 418 00:17:32,666 --> 00:17:34,625 and you have a really great eye. 419 00:17:35,791 --> 00:17:38,125 That's true. I... I can feel it. 420 00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:40,333 I feel you put so much love. 421 00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:43,791 I... I did that. Thank you, yeah. 422 00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:45,666 I... 423 00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:48,458 I love it. I do love it. I really care. I do. 424 00:17:48,541 --> 00:17:51,125 - Thank you for saying that. - I can see it. 425 00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:52,791 I care. I do care a lot. I... 426 00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:54,791 [Laughs, mumbles] 427 00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:57,625 I'm so sorry. I'm getting emotional. 428 00:17:57,708 --> 00:18:00,625 I don't know why, but I thank you. 429 00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:02,291 Thank you for saying that. 430 00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:04,041 - Yeah, it has... - [Both] ...great energy. 431 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,833 [Both speaking Spanish] 432 00:18:05,916 --> 00:18:08,875 - Oh! I... - [Joe] Wow! Look at that! 433 00:18:08,958 --> 00:18:11,125 Energy is what I was going for. That's what I wanted. 434 00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:13,625 Energy's great. We talked a lot about how to capture energy, 435 00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:15,500 as though that was a real thing we could do. 436 00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:18,291 - Well, energy is everything. - [Joe] Really? 437 00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:22,208 Kinetic, chemical, potential, nuclear, sexual. 438 00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:25,250 You cannot really create it or destroy it, 439 00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:28,166 but you can find ways to shape it. 440 00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:30,916 - Mm. - [Joe] Beautiful. 441 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,541 You shaped it really beautifully here. 442 00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:34,500 - I love the shape. - Thank you. 443 00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:37,291 Too existential for you, Joe? 444 00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,458 No. Hey... Not existential enough for me. 445 00:18:39,541 --> 00:18:42,291 Let's get deep. What is life? [Chuckles] 446 00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:43,916 [Chuckling] 447 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,083 Oh, that is my Spanish flan. 448 00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:52,541 No! Oh, my God! Flan. Oh, how elegant. 449 00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:54,125 Fair warning. 450 00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:56,625 Once you try Piña's flan, there's no going back. 451 00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:58,416 You'll be at our door late at night, 452 00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:00,041 like a junkie under the bridge, 453 00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:03,708 saying, "We need a score", like, uh... heroin. 454 00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:07,416 [Exhales] Wow! 455 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:08,833 Hmm. 456 00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:11,458 You might wanna put it in the fridge. 457 00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,083 Yes. Yeah. Come... 458 00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:14,333 Yeah, you want it refrigerated. 459 00:19:14,416 --> 00:19:16,166 - Is it "flawn" or "flan"? - Flan. 460 00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:17,458 - [Joe] Flan? - [Piña] Flan. 461 00:19:17,541 --> 00:19:19,333 - [Joe] Thought it was "flawn". - Yes. 462 00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:27,291 Oh! 463 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,541 [Sniffing] 464 00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,958 - [Piña] Remember to... - [Angela] Yes! Right! 465 00:19:32,041 --> 00:19:34,250 [Clattering] 466 00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:37,541 I'm so sorry. I haven't... 467 00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:40,750 I literally haven't offered you anything to drink. I'm so... 468 00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:46,625 We have some beautiful sparkling... 469 00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:48,666 - Hmm! - ...um, that... 470 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:50,166 Or maybe you'd prefer... 471 00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,791 - Wine. - Wine's better. 472 00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:54,125 - Wine. Wine. - [Hawk] Yeah. 473 00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:56,416 Wine. Do we have wine? 474 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,458 - We do have wine. - We do have wine? 475 00:19:58,541 --> 00:20:00,083 - Oh, we do. We have wine. - Oh, wine. 476 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:02,583 [Mumbles] We have... We have the anniversary wine. 477 00:20:02,666 --> 00:20:04,166 - Our anniversary wine? - Yes. 478 00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:06,041 The wine my uncle gave us for our anniversary 479 00:20:06,125 --> 00:20:07,666 that we've been saving for a special occasion? 480 00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,208 - Château Haut-Brion? - Yes. 481 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,708 - 1980? - Yes. 482 00:20:10,791 --> 00:20:12,500 Get the wine! 483 00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:13,875 - We have. - We do have wine. 484 00:20:13,958 --> 00:20:16,000 We've been waiting for the perfect moment. 485 00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:18,166 - Are you sure this is it? - Yes! Yeah! Yeah, yeah. Yep. 486 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:21,083 - Yeah. Totally. - [Mumbling] 487 00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:23,791 That's great. Finally! 488 00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:25,791 - Yep. Mm-hmm. - There it is. 1982. 489 00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:27,291 - Yeah. - Château Haut-Brion. 490 00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:28,791 Perfect. Great. 491 00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:30,000 [Hawk] You wanna save that for another time? 492 00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:31,666 Oh my God, no! What time? 493 00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:33,541 - This is it! - No. Are you kidding me? Yeah. 494 00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:35,833 No time like the present, huh? 495 00:20:36,708 --> 00:20:38,791 Do you wanna open it? 496 00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:43,000 - Of course. Yeah. Um... yep. - That's not where it is. 497 00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:44,625 It's usually in there. It should be in there. 498 00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:47,041 - No, it's never been in there. - Definitely, I... 499 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:48,958 - It should be in here. - No, it's never been in there. 500 00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:51,666 - Literally never been in there! - Never been in there? 501 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,750 It's not there. No, 'cause I never would've put it in there. 502 00:20:53,833 --> 00:20:55,500 - That's not where it goes. - [Joe] Often is in there. 503 00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:57,375 [Angela] It's literally never been there. 504 00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,500 - Do you want me to do it? - [Joe] Got it! 505 00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:02,791 Sorry. We don't, um... 506 00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:06,500 ...have people over very often. 507 00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:07,958 - Do you want me to do it? - I got it. 508 00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:09,208 OK. 509 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,166 - Boom! My God... - Bravo! 510 00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:18,625 Wow! 511 00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:20,250 - Little bit of cork in there. - Yeah... 512 00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:21,541 I had confidence, Joe. 513 00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:23,125 [Joe] Thank you. I knew I'd get there. 514 00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:24,875 [Angela] Ah... 515 00:21:24,958 --> 00:21:28,625 - Mm... Yeah. - Thank you so much. 516 00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:30,125 - Yes. Great. - [Hawk] Sláinte. 517 00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:32,500 - [Piña] Salud. - [Hawk] Joe, thank your uncle. 518 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,750 He's, uh... He's dead, so... 519 00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:38,166 Maybe next time. Pretty weird guy. 520 00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:40,166 - Oh, how is your daughter? - [Angela] Maggie? 521 00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:41,500 She's so cool. 522 00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:43,083 She is cool. Yeah. She's great. 523 00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:45,041 - [Piña] I love her style. - I know, right? 524 00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:46,583 - She's awesome. - Yeah, she's... 525 00:21:46,666 --> 00:21:49,375 She's amazing. I'm really gonna miss her. 526 00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:50,875 Where's she going? 527 00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:54,083 To college. 528 00:21:54,166 --> 00:21:57,083 In six years? She's... She's twelve years old! 529 00:21:57,166 --> 00:22:00,083 Yeah, I know. But it's just... I'm gonna miss her, 530 00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:02,875 and I'm just gonna be alone. 531 00:22:02,958 --> 00:22:05,041 What about me? Where have I gone? 532 00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:06,750 I'm just saying it's gonna be... 533 00:22:06,833 --> 00:22:08,833 - It's gonna be different. - Do you know something I don't? 534 00:22:08,916 --> 00:22:11,583 No, I do not. I'm just saying, it... won't be the same. 535 00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:14,000 It's not gonna be the same. So... I'm sorry. 536 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,708 I'm just, I feel like I'm becoming emotional again. 537 00:22:16,791 --> 00:22:18,500 [Piña] Sorry for what? 538 00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:20,833 I mean, we would be crazy if we didn't cry. 539 00:22:20,916 --> 00:22:22,416 - [Angela] Yeah. - You know, it's the best way 540 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:25,250 to release stress hormones, cortisol. 541 00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:27,500 Oh, I have a lot of that, then. That's what I do. 542 00:22:27,583 --> 00:22:29,083 - She does. - [Angela] It's just... 543 00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:30,875 There's nothing in the world better than being a mom, 544 00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:32,458 you know? 545 00:22:32,541 --> 00:22:35,250 For... For some. 546 00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:40,541 But not everyone, because that... that isn't your path. 547 00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:43,250 - You... You don't... - I mean, we talk about it. 548 00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:44,833 - We think about it. - Right. 549 00:22:44,916 --> 00:22:47,125 - [Hawk] Hasn't been a priority. - Yeah. 550 00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:48,666 - No, no. Yeah, maybe. - Yeah. 551 00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:50,291 - Maybe. - That's great. 552 00:22:50,375 --> 00:22:52,125 You should probably decide sooner than later. 553 00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:54,500 What? 554 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,958 Whether or not you're gonna have children. 555 00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:01,541 Why? 556 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,625 You know, just due to age. 557 00:23:09,166 --> 00:23:10,500 Whose age? 558 00:23:10,583 --> 00:23:12,208 You know? I mean... 559 00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:14,416 Picasso had a baby when he was ninety, so... 560 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:18,000 It's more... It's probably more the science stuff. 561 00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:19,791 Mm... Science. 562 00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:23,666 Traditionally, the woman is... I didn't want to talk about it. 563 00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:25,625 [Clears throat] Actually, I have something... 564 00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:27,375 You know, time, she marches. 565 00:23:27,458 --> 00:23:29,458 Don't know if you saw it before, but this is just something, 566 00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:32,916 a gesture to remind you of home. 567 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,708 Uh, it's just a little, um... jamón. 568 00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:37,833 Oh, that is so sweet, and I love how you say it. 569 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:39,583 - Can you say it again? - Jamón. 570 00:23:39,666 --> 00:23:41,916 Oh, my God. It's so sweet, I will eat you! 571 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,583 - I cannot... I don't eat meat. - [Joe] Hmm? 572 00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:46,958 - No? - He does. 573 00:23:47,041 --> 00:23:48,916 I do. Yeah. Full carnivore. 574 00:23:50,375 --> 00:23:52,625 Cheese? Do you... We have so much cheese! 575 00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:55,458 No. I mean... no. For me, no cheese. 576 00:23:55,541 --> 00:23:57,541 - You don't eat cheese? No... - She's a vegan. 577 00:23:57,625 --> 00:23:59,416 - Inflammation. - Right, yeah. 578 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:01,791 - Oh, the crackers. - I don't. Mm-mm. 579 00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:03,250 For me, also no. 580 00:24:03,333 --> 00:24:06,125 No gluten, no dairy, no meat, no sugar. 581 00:24:06,208 --> 00:24:07,791 We got almonds. You want almonds? 582 00:24:07,875 --> 00:24:09,166 Ah... 583 00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:12,125 - You love almonds. - I love almonds. 584 00:24:12,208 --> 00:24:14,916 Really failed on the meat, then, huh? 585 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,291 Meat fail. Failed on the meat. It's OK. 586 00:24:17,375 --> 00:24:19,208 [Hawk] I will eat Piña's meat. 587 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,916 All your beautiful meat will get eaten. I'm starving. 588 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,500 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 589 00:24:23,583 --> 00:24:25,125 It's totally... Hey, it's great. 590 00:24:25,208 --> 00:24:26,583 - Thank you. - Yeah. 591 00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:28,125 Is there a bathroom I can use before I...? 592 00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:29,708 It's this... that. 593 00:24:29,791 --> 00:24:32,583 - Yeah. Thank you. It's lovely. - Great. I just... 594 00:24:32,666 --> 00:24:34,750 Piña, what do you want to eat? 595 00:24:34,833 --> 00:24:36,583 Whatever you want, I can get it. I can order it. 596 00:24:36,666 --> 00:24:37,916 I can get it here so fast. 597 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,583 Five minutes. They come on a bike. 598 00:24:39,666 --> 00:24:41,291 Anything, any cuisine you like. 599 00:24:41,375 --> 00:24:42,875 - What do you like? - She's fine. 600 00:24:42,958 --> 00:24:44,916 - I don't want anything. - Yeah, she's good. 601 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,333 But I don't understand 602 00:24:46,416 --> 00:24:49,541 how you put all of this together so quickly. 603 00:24:49,625 --> 00:24:51,500 I mean, we only planned this morning. 604 00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:54,333 - This is like magic. - This morning? Really? 605 00:24:54,416 --> 00:24:57,916 Was it? Or... I think yes... yesterday morning. 606 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,375 - Just this morning? - This morning. 607 00:24:59,458 --> 00:25:01,041 - [Joe] Not yesterday. - Last... Last morning. 608 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:02,833 - This morning? - Last morning. 609 00:25:02,916 --> 00:25:05,458 [Joe] That's not an expression. This morning. Happened today. 610 00:25:05,541 --> 00:25:07,666 Just because the days, they... You know how they... 611 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:09,250 [Joe] They kind of blur into one. 612 00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,166 - This morning. - [Angela] Yes. 613 00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:13,083 - [Shivering] - [Joe] Are you cold? 614 00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:15,250 What are you doing? What's happening right now? 615 00:25:15,333 --> 00:25:17,875 - What you doing right now? - [Shivering] Am I OK? 616 00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:19,416 I don't know. Are you choking? 617 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:22,541 [Angela] I just feel a little... Am I OK? 618 00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:23,875 [Joe] Are you choking right now? 619 00:25:23,958 --> 00:25:25,958 [Angela] No, I... 620 00:25:26,041 --> 00:25:29,166 - [Mumbling] I get a little... - This happens a lot? 621 00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:31,500 [Toilet flushing] 622 00:25:34,375 --> 00:25:36,083 [Exhales] 623 00:25:39,958 --> 00:25:42,208 [Piña] It could be the beginning of perimenopause. 624 00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:43,791 - What? - Perimenopause? 625 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:46,125 And it can be such a challenging, horrible time... 626 00:25:46,208 --> 00:25:47,375 [Joe] Holy shit. 627 00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:49,000 ...and last more than ten years. 628 00:25:49,083 --> 00:25:50,916 - [Angela] Oh, God. - Oh, my God. Great! 629 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,333 Makes me so angry, 630 00:25:52,416 --> 00:25:54,708 how so many people still today 631 00:25:54,791 --> 00:25:57,500 talk about hot flashes as the only problem. 632 00:25:57,583 --> 00:25:59,583 - I know. - [Piña] This is a serious, 633 00:25:59,666 --> 00:26:03,375 huge neuroendocrine change that affects everything - 634 00:26:03,458 --> 00:26:07,083 memory, cardiovascular health, metabolism - 635 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:09,541 and we are expected just to deal with it. 636 00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:13,708 Just deal with depression, anxiety, brain fog, insomnia. 637 00:26:13,791 --> 00:26:16,125 Mood swings. Is that one of 'em? 638 00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:18,125 Yeah. Yeah. Resentment towards your spouse. 639 00:26:18,208 --> 00:26:20,958 Overspending on home goods and cheeses. 640 00:26:21,041 --> 00:26:23,166 Abundance of charcuterie. 641 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,625 I knew you were gonna make a joke about it. 642 00:26:26,708 --> 00:26:28,625 I am. I'm making a joke. I thought... 643 00:26:28,708 --> 00:26:31,250 Let me explain it to you in a different way. 644 00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:33,000 [Joe] OK. 645 00:26:34,458 --> 00:26:40,416 What if your testicles shriveled up and died, 646 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:44,708 and your empty ball sack flopped around in the breeze 647 00:26:44,791 --> 00:26:49,000 for the next thirty years or so? 648 00:26:49,083 --> 00:26:51,166 How would you like that? 649 00:26:52,541 --> 00:26:54,125 I wouldn't like that. 650 00:26:54,208 --> 00:26:56,625 - No. You wouldn't. - [Joe] No. 651 00:26:56,708 --> 00:26:59,791 - So, don't joke about it. - [Joe] OK. Copy that. I won't. 652 00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:01,958 I get it. I'm sorry. 653 00:27:02,041 --> 00:27:04,083 Are you a doctor or something like that? 654 00:27:04,166 --> 00:27:06,875 - I'm a psychotherapist. - [Joe] Ah. 655 00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:08,791 - And a sexologist. - [Angela] Oh. 656 00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:11,500 - "Sexologist"? - And I also care about women. 657 00:27:11,583 --> 00:27:13,458 - I, uh... care about women. - [♪ "Flea Waltz" on piano] 658 00:27:13,541 --> 00:27:17,750 [Hawk] Hey, they got, uh... like, a whole music studio here. 659 00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:20,416 That's gonna... That's gonna be bad. 660 00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:22,000 You the... You the piano player? 661 00:27:22,083 --> 00:27:25,416 - No one plays that anymore. - Really? It's so nice. 662 00:27:26,583 --> 00:27:28,166 No? 663 00:27:28,916 --> 00:27:30,583 Joe was in a band. 664 00:27:30,666 --> 00:27:32,875 - [Piña] Oh, really? In a band? - [Angela] Yeah, in a band. 665 00:27:32,958 --> 00:27:34,500 - [Piña] In a band? - [Angela] Mm-hmm. 666 00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:36,291 Do we know you, and we just don't know we know you? 667 00:27:36,375 --> 00:27:37,916 - No. No, definitely not. - Sure? 668 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,875 Yes, I'm positive. Yeah. 669 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:41,291 [Angela] They might. 670 00:27:41,375 --> 00:27:42,708 - Don't think so. - [Piña] No? 671 00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:44,416 [Angela] Remember The Onslaught? 672 00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:46,416 - Yeah, The Onslaught. - They had a song, uh... 673 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,041 "One Girl". It was very big. 674 00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:50,000 - "One Girl", yeah. - It was really big in... 675 00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:51,791 Yeah, for one week. 676 00:27:51,875 --> 00:27:54,166 - In two thousand and... - 2008. 677 00:27:54,250 --> 00:27:56,291 - Yeah. - [Piña] Were you the girl? 678 00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:57,916 I was, I was. 679 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,250 - Still is. Technically. - [Angela] Technically, still. 680 00:28:00,333 --> 00:28:03,333 Yes. I was the girl. 681 00:28:03,416 --> 00:28:04,625 [Piña] What kind of music? 682 00:28:04,708 --> 00:28:07,416 Well, it's like pop, punk, indie... 683 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:09,875 It's, like... It's not, uh... It's... It's a dead genre. 684 00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:13,000 - Can we listen to it? - No. 685 00:28:13,083 --> 00:28:14,916 But, I mean... You know, can we... 686 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,416 - Can you find it on Spotify? - No. 687 00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:19,875 Do you ever play live? We could come see you. 688 00:28:19,958 --> 00:28:21,791 Yeah, you kind of missed that window 689 00:28:21,875 --> 00:28:24,208 by a few decades, unfortunately. 690 00:28:24,291 --> 00:28:26,625 [Angela] Joe plays... He actually teaches music now. 691 00:28:26,708 --> 00:28:28,333 - Yeah. - [Hawk] Where? 692 00:28:28,416 --> 00:28:31,333 - East Bay. - Like, Berkeley? 693 00:28:31,416 --> 00:28:36,166 No. East Bay Music. It's a small conservatory. 694 00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:38,666 - It's an amazing school. - It's fine. It's a fine school. 695 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:40,458 [Hawk] You're a music professor? 696 00:28:40,541 --> 00:28:41,958 [Both] Associate. 697 00:28:42,041 --> 00:28:44,208 [Hawk] Wow. That's really cool. 698 00:28:44,291 --> 00:28:46,791 It's fine. 699 00:28:46,875 --> 00:28:49,208 [Hawk] I'm sorry. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 700 00:28:49,291 --> 00:28:51,083 - [Piña speaking Spanish] - I'm sorry. 701 00:28:51,166 --> 00:28:52,666 What is the... 702 00:28:52,750 --> 00:28:55,666 - Oh, come on. - Ah, la alfombra. 703 00:28:57,541 --> 00:28:59,541 What is going on here? 704 00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:02,708 This rug. Where'd you get it? 705 00:29:02,791 --> 00:29:04,500 [Piña] He is obsessed with carpets. 706 00:29:04,583 --> 00:29:06,041 Oh! So am I. 707 00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:09,000 - I love rugs. Joe not so much. - Not so much. 708 00:29:09,083 --> 00:29:11,666 More into credenza, sconces, things like that. 709 00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:16,375 Holy shit, I think it's a Heriz. 710 00:29:16,458 --> 00:29:17,833 No! 711 00:29:17,916 --> 00:29:19,583 - And it's... - [Hawk] Where did you get this? 712 00:29:19,666 --> 00:29:22,375 - I got it at a flea market. - A flea market? No, you didn't. 713 00:29:22,458 --> 00:29:23,541 - [Angela] I did. - [Hawk] No, you didn't. 714 00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:25,125 [Angela] I just liked the colors. 715 00:29:25,208 --> 00:29:28,083 You did? Well, you found a Van Gogh in a garage sale. 716 00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:29,708 - I did? - Wow, look at that! 717 00:29:29,791 --> 00:29:32,375 - But it's a rug, so... - [Hawk] No, it's not. 718 00:29:32,458 --> 00:29:34,500 - It's a Heriz. - It's a Heriz. 719 00:29:34,583 --> 00:29:36,083 Rug. 720 00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:38,291 Hmm. 721 00:29:38,375 --> 00:29:40,708 But you didn't pay a fortune for this? 722 00:29:40,791 --> 00:29:41,833 I did not. 723 00:29:41,916 --> 00:29:43,416 - You swear? - It's a rug. 724 00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:47,875 Wow. You have a gift. I mean... And that's, like... wow! 725 00:29:47,958 --> 00:29:50,458 I wanna take off my clothes and just lie naked on it. 726 00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:51,875 - Do it. - [Hawk] Can you imagine 727 00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:54,000 the things this carpet has seen? 728 00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:56,541 - So many stories. - It's really, like... 729 00:29:56,625 --> 00:29:57,875 really cut it. 730 00:29:57,958 --> 00:30:00,500 An incredible, incredible vibe. 731 00:30:00,583 --> 00:30:03,083 - Good energy. - [Exhales] Wow! 732 00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:04,916 Really good energy. Yeah. 733 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,208 He did our entire apartment. 734 00:30:07,291 --> 00:30:09,416 It's so beautiful. You have to come over. 735 00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:11,250 And we really mean it, unlike you, Joe. 736 00:30:11,333 --> 00:30:12,791 [Joe] Ha, ha, ha. Very funny. 737 00:30:12,875 --> 00:30:14,666 Are you an interior designer or something? 738 00:30:14,750 --> 00:30:16,500 What? Oh, thank you. No. 739 00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:17,833 No. He is a fireman. 740 00:30:17,916 --> 00:30:19,708 Firefighter, we say. Firefighter. 741 00:30:19,791 --> 00:30:21,083 You're a firefighter? 742 00:30:21,166 --> 00:30:23,250 You're not a... You weren't a firefighter. 743 00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:24,958 Yeah, he was a fire captain. 744 00:30:25,041 --> 00:30:27,000 - You were a fire captain? - Captain Hawk? 745 00:30:27,083 --> 00:30:29,166 - Captain Hawk. No, you weren't. - Oh, my God. 746 00:30:29,250 --> 00:30:31,458 You're not Captain Hawk. That's bullshit. 747 00:30:31,541 --> 00:30:33,125 - Why? - [Joe] "Why"? 748 00:30:33,208 --> 00:30:34,625 You don't seem like a firefighter. 749 00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:36,333 [Hawk] What does a firefighter seem like? 750 00:30:36,416 --> 00:30:38,000 They're brawnier. They're brawnier. 751 00:30:38,083 --> 00:30:39,708 - They have moustaches. - [Angela] What do you mean? 752 00:30:39,791 --> 00:30:42,208 - They're brawnier - ¿Qué es eso de "brawny"? 753 00:30:42,291 --> 00:30:44,333 - Fuerte. Fuerte. - More fuerte. More fuerte. 754 00:30:44,416 --> 00:30:45,916 [Angela] He's very fuerte. 755 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,125 He's pretty fuerte, although he could be more fuerte. 756 00:30:48,208 --> 00:30:49,958 I don't know if he's fireman fuerte. 757 00:30:50,041 --> 00:30:51,250 I was more fuerte in the beginning, 758 00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:53,375 but I was, you know... 759 00:30:53,458 --> 00:30:56,750 I got to my pension. I just decided I'd had enough 760 00:30:56,833 --> 00:31:01,416 and kind of gave up my hose for the command job, and then... 761 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:03,125 - Thank God. - ...I retired 762 00:31:03,208 --> 00:31:05,833 and just started pursuing my other interests 763 00:31:05,916 --> 00:31:08,833 - and new adventures. - Now he's studying roofing. 764 00:31:08,916 --> 00:31:10,958 - Roofing. Beautiful. - The adventure of roofing. 765 00:31:11,041 --> 00:31:14,291 - No, sorry. Rolfing. Rolfing. - That's what I said. 766 00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:16,000 - Rolfing. - Rolfing. 767 00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,375 - Say it again. - No. 768 00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:19,291 - Say it again. - [Both speaking Spanish] 769 00:31:22,291 --> 00:31:24,958 You're a masseuse now. That's cool. 770 00:31:25,041 --> 00:31:26,333 You gonna work in the Four Seasons? 771 00:31:26,416 --> 00:31:28,583 No, no. Rolfing's a... 772 00:31:28,666 --> 00:31:31,083 It's a much deeper modality. 773 00:31:31,166 --> 00:31:35,375 It... It... It's challenging for both parties, really. 774 00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:37,666 But, um... yeah, to be healing. 775 00:31:37,750 --> 00:31:40,750 I'm almost certified. You wanna jump on my table, Joe? 776 00:31:40,833 --> 00:31:43,250 - Never in a million years. - [Hawk laughing] 777 00:31:45,458 --> 00:31:47,958 Yeah... I really love you, Joe. 778 00:31:49,125 --> 00:31:50,541 What do you love about me, Hawk? 779 00:31:52,625 --> 00:31:55,291 I like how honest you are about what you're feeling. 780 00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:59,166 Well, in the pursuit of honesty... 781 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,791 Who wants a house tour? 782 00:32:00,875 --> 00:32:02,666 Would you like to see more? There's so much more. 783 00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:04,125 - [Hawk] I do. - [Angela] Great. 784 00:32:04,208 --> 00:32:05,750 - [Hawk] Yeah. I definitely do. - [Joe] Yeah. 785 00:32:05,833 --> 00:32:08,458 I'm actually gonna smoke a joint. I've seen the place. 786 00:32:08,541 --> 00:32:10,791 [Angela] What? Now? Joe! No! 787 00:32:10,875 --> 00:32:13,166 Can I come with you? 788 00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:15,416 - [Joe] Really? - Yeah. Can I? 789 00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:19,375 - [Joe] Sure. Totally. - You gonna go up to the roof? 790 00:32:19,458 --> 00:32:22,500 I thought I'd just, you know, maybe go in my office. 791 00:32:22,583 --> 00:32:24,458 That's cool, right? Unless you have a problem with that. 792 00:32:24,541 --> 00:32:26,208 - No. Yeah. Yeah. - Cool. Right? 793 00:32:26,291 --> 00:32:28,750 - Cool. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. - So, yeah. Yeah. Cool, right? 794 00:32:28,833 --> 00:32:31,125 - Cool. Yeah. Let's go. - Uh... 795 00:32:31,208 --> 00:32:33,666 Do you wanna open a window 'cause... you know. 796 00:32:33,750 --> 00:32:35,250 - [Joe] Yeah, sure. - Great. 797 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:41,041 A lot of stuff in here. 798 00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:43,791 [Hawk] What do you got other than this? 799 00:32:43,875 --> 00:32:45,375 - You saw this. - Copenhagen Designs. 800 00:32:45,458 --> 00:32:47,125 Oh, if you like... Let's... Here. 801 00:32:47,208 --> 00:32:49,750 We'll start in here. I wanna show you... 802 00:32:49,833 --> 00:32:53,291 - You spend a lot of time here. - I do. You can tell? 803 00:32:53,375 --> 00:32:55,875 - Yes, I can. - Yeah, it's... 804 00:32:55,958 --> 00:32:57,541 It's a little messy. I'm usually... 805 00:32:57,625 --> 00:32:59,916 um, you know, usually alone in here. 806 00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:07,166 There you go. [Chuckles] 807 00:33:08,125 --> 00:33:09,666 There you go. [Chuckles] 808 00:33:09,750 --> 00:33:11,333 But chaos... 809 00:33:11,416 --> 00:33:13,166 Biggest sign of creativity. 810 00:33:13,250 --> 00:33:14,916 Really? Good. Great. 811 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,500 It means you're focused on more important things. 812 00:33:17,583 --> 00:33:19,500 Oh, you know, that's... 813 00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:21,750 That's how I like to think of it. Not sure... 814 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,875 Not sure Angela would agree with that. 815 00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:27,208 She purges things. Disgusting in here. [Chuckles] 816 00:33:27,291 --> 00:33:30,375 [Angela] I actually did all of this grouting myself, 817 00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:32,708 which I love. I... I find it meditative. 818 00:33:32,791 --> 00:33:34,458 Joe thinks I'm insane. 819 00:33:34,541 --> 00:33:36,875 And then the floor... I mean, I'm sure this is something 820 00:33:36,958 --> 00:33:38,625 - you might have picked up. - [Hawk] No. 821 00:33:38,708 --> 00:33:40,125 No? 822 00:33:40,208 --> 00:33:43,416 - Original ceramic penny tile. - [Hawk] Wow. 823 00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:44,791 [Angela] Anyway, that was 824 00:33:44,875 --> 00:33:46,416 sort of similar to what was there before. 825 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:48,583 But that was kind of what I was going for with the... 826 00:33:48,666 --> 00:33:51,583 The whole theme was, um... renovation without change, 827 00:33:51,666 --> 00:33:55,083 which I think I succeeded in, 828 00:33:55,166 --> 00:33:56,875 you know, just to keep it original, 829 00:33:56,958 --> 00:33:59,791 but with a new surface. 830 00:33:59,875 --> 00:34:04,375 I mean, admittedly, I know a lot less about tile 831 00:34:04,458 --> 00:34:06,291 than I've learned about rugs, 832 00:34:06,375 --> 00:34:08,916 and a lot of the bathrooms that I've seen 833 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,375 - have been on fire, so, my... - Oh, no. 834 00:34:11,458 --> 00:34:13,083 ...my relationship with them was fleeting. 835 00:34:13,166 --> 00:34:14,833 But, um, I'd have just said 836 00:34:14,916 --> 00:34:18,083 this was an immaculately preserved vintage... 837 00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:21,166 ...bathroom. 838 00:34:21,250 --> 00:34:24,458 Wow. Um, that's what I was going for. That's... 839 00:34:24,541 --> 00:34:26,791 - [Hawk] You fooled me. - Wow! [Laughs] 840 00:34:26,875 --> 00:34:30,083 - Oh! Facebook marketplace. - [Hawk] Come on. 841 00:34:30,166 --> 00:34:32,041 The jamón is not... is not jamón. 842 00:34:32,125 --> 00:34:34,416 - [Joe] That's not jamón? - No, it's really prosciutto. 843 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:36,125 - [Joe] It's prosciutto? - Which is OK. 844 00:34:36,208 --> 00:34:37,750 It doesn't look like jamón. It looks like prosciutto. 845 00:34:37,833 --> 00:34:39,291 [Piña] But I didn't wanna say anything. 846 00:34:39,375 --> 00:34:40,500 No, yeah, don't. 847 00:34:40,583 --> 00:34:42,125 If you told her that wasn't jamón, 848 00:34:42,208 --> 00:34:44,458 she would commit suicide in our dining room. 849 00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:45,958 I'm telling you that right now. 850 00:34:46,041 --> 00:34:48,500 She can't take it. She could not take that. 851 00:34:48,583 --> 00:34:50,208 - More? - [Chuckling] 852 00:34:51,750 --> 00:34:54,000 - [Joe] You good? - No, no. 853 00:34:54,083 --> 00:34:57,333 Like, I... I don't want more because then... 854 00:34:57,416 --> 00:34:59,333 If I have more than one hit, 855 00:34:59,416 --> 00:35:02,125 I start counting objects, and I can't stop, 856 00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:04,208 and imagine what that would be like in here. 857 00:35:04,291 --> 00:35:06,208 [Joe] You start counting objects? [Laughing] 858 00:35:06,291 --> 00:35:07,916 I've never heard of that. 859 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,625 We'd lose you for the rest of your life. [Laughing] 860 00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:11,916 Exactly. 861 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,666 Exactly. What is this? 862 00:35:14,750 --> 00:35:16,666 [Joe] It's... It's for a xylophone. 863 00:35:16,750 --> 00:35:18,708 Exactly. You figured it out. 864 00:35:18,791 --> 00:35:20,791 It's intuitive, ultimately. 865 00:35:20,875 --> 00:35:23,041 There's only one of those, so you're OK. 866 00:35:23,125 --> 00:35:25,416 Figured it out. [Laughing] 867 00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:27,666 This is actually, um... 868 00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:32,500 This is where the two apartments were combined. 869 00:35:32,583 --> 00:35:35,333 And you can just see the... 'cause it's a bit thicker there, 870 00:35:35,416 --> 00:35:37,916 that that's where they, um... 871 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,916 where there used to be a separation. 872 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,083 - A wall. - Wall! [Laughs] 873 00:35:43,166 --> 00:35:45,333 That was... what they call a wall. 874 00:35:45,416 --> 00:35:47,125 The technical term is "wall". 875 00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:49,041 We literally are just that much, so... 876 00:35:49,125 --> 00:35:50,333 Oh, right, 'cause you guys are... 877 00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:52,666 - Yeah, yeah. It's so lucky. - Huh! 878 00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:55,708 Well, so, this is Maggie's room, and I actually did... 879 00:35:55,791 --> 00:35:57,166 I did all the stenciling, 880 00:35:57,250 --> 00:35:58,958 and she's probably a little old for it now. 881 00:35:59,041 --> 00:36:00,583 I'm probably gonna have to change it, but I... 882 00:36:00,666 --> 00:36:03,916 - No, it's cute. - Yeah, it's... Yeah. 883 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,125 - The carpeting is... - [Grunts] 884 00:36:06,208 --> 00:36:08,041 - Oh! - Wow. 885 00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:10,333 - Oh. - God. That's so good. 886 00:36:10,416 --> 00:36:13,375 - Oh! - Is that, like, Larry Salton? 887 00:36:13,458 --> 00:36:15,958 Oh, no. No. No, no. That... That is me. 888 00:36:17,583 --> 00:36:20,625 - You took it? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 889 00:36:20,708 --> 00:36:23,000 Wow! Do you work as a photographer? 890 00:36:23,083 --> 00:36:24,666 [Laughs] No. 891 00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:27,083 No, I went to art school, like, a million years ago, 892 00:36:27,166 --> 00:36:29,666 and I got a degree I did literally nothing with, 893 00:36:29,750 --> 00:36:31,500 and that is from then. 894 00:36:31,583 --> 00:36:34,750 I mean, I think... you know, you... 895 00:36:34,833 --> 00:36:36,875 Your creativity is all over this place. 896 00:36:36,958 --> 00:36:38,791 I think you're really talented. 897 00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:41,666 Thank you. 898 00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:43,458 What about this? 899 00:36:43,541 --> 00:36:46,500 Oh, that's, no, 'cause that... That's the bedroom, which is... 900 00:36:46,583 --> 00:36:48,291 - What's going on in here? - Yeah. 901 00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:50,166 No, I know, I didn't... I didn't... 902 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:53,000 It's... not part of the tour. [Laughs] 903 00:36:53,083 --> 00:36:56,416 - It's a pretty important room. - Yeah... Yeah. 904 00:36:56,500 --> 00:36:57,833 Yes. He is a fireman. 905 00:36:57,916 --> 00:36:59,708 [Joe] He's really a fireman? Yeah. 906 00:36:59,791 --> 00:37:02,125 How long have you been with him? 907 00:37:02,208 --> 00:37:05,250 Uh... one year. A little less than one year. 908 00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:06,875 - [Joe] One year. That's it? - Mm. 909 00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:08,291 [Joe] Oh, wow. 910 00:37:08,375 --> 00:37:10,083 Would've thought longer. 911 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,125 I was married before. 912 00:37:14,208 --> 00:37:15,958 - [Joe] Really? - Yeah. 913 00:37:16,041 --> 00:37:17,166 [Joe] Interesting. 914 00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:20,125 How did you meet the fireman? 915 00:37:20,208 --> 00:37:22,416 He was my patient. 916 00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:24,083 He was your patient? 917 00:37:24,166 --> 00:37:26,750 And then you started dating him? 918 00:37:26,833 --> 00:37:28,208 Piña! 919 00:37:28,291 --> 00:37:31,750 This was Joe's parents' house. 920 00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:33,125 - Oh, wow. - Yeah. 921 00:37:33,208 --> 00:37:34,833 - He grew up here? - He grew up here. 922 00:37:34,916 --> 00:37:38,833 Yeah. He was conceived right here. 923 00:37:38,916 --> 00:37:40,458 - On this bed? - No. No, no, different bed. 924 00:37:40,541 --> 00:37:42,583 - Oh, good. Yeah. - Different mattress. 925 00:37:42,666 --> 00:37:44,708 - Different bed. - Parental fluids is, like, 926 00:37:44,791 --> 00:37:46,416 a little bit too intimate, maybe. 927 00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:48,958 I mean, he hates... hates people knowing this, 928 00:37:49,041 --> 00:37:50,666 - so don't... - Why? 929 00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:53,041 Because, I mean, we could never in a million years 930 00:37:53,125 --> 00:37:55,250 afford this place. 931 00:37:55,333 --> 00:37:58,291 No shame in that. Like, nobody in America can afford anything. 932 00:37:58,375 --> 00:38:00,666 Yeah, but he just... He really... 933 00:38:00,750 --> 00:38:02,416 - It's a bit... eezzz! - That's crazy. 934 00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:05,083 - Yeah, it's not a... - It's such a gift. I mean... 935 00:38:05,166 --> 00:38:07,625 - Just... - Well, that's what I think. 936 00:38:07,708 --> 00:38:11,000 - Make it positive, you know? - Yeah. 937 00:38:11,083 --> 00:38:15,250 Be grateful and lean into it. Make it your own, you know? 938 00:38:15,333 --> 00:38:17,208 - Yeah. - So much pleasure in that. 939 00:38:17,291 --> 00:38:18,666 Yeah... 940 00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:20,166 Yeah. 941 00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:25,916 Can I ask you something? 942 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,708 Sure. 943 00:38:27,791 --> 00:38:29,708 I just... I have a... 944 00:38:29,791 --> 00:38:31,750 I have a decision to make, and I... 945 00:38:31,833 --> 00:38:34,291 I feel like you might be able to help me make it. 946 00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:37,625 I mean, if I can, yeah. 947 00:38:37,708 --> 00:38:39,208 Wait, did you leave your husband for Hawk? 948 00:38:39,291 --> 00:38:41,875 - Is that what happened? - No, no, no. I didn't. 949 00:38:41,958 --> 00:38:45,291 That relationship was over when I met him. 950 00:38:49,875 --> 00:38:53,166 How did you know that, uh... it was over, 951 00:38:53,250 --> 00:38:55,166 if you don't mind me asking? 952 00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:58,416 'Cause we stopped having sex, then we stopped talking. 953 00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:01,875 Then we were strangers. 954 00:39:01,958 --> 00:39:05,916 People... people forget that they deserve more. 955 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,333 You know? They start living on migajas. 956 00:39:10,291 --> 00:39:12,958 - Crumbs. - Crumbs. Yeah. 957 00:39:13,041 --> 00:39:15,791 And I cannot live like that. I'd rather die. 958 00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:19,291 I think you really just have to listen to 959 00:39:19,375 --> 00:39:21,500 what is your heart kind of pulling you toward, 960 00:39:21,583 --> 00:39:23,708 what vision of yourself? 961 00:39:24,916 --> 00:39:26,416 You know? 962 00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:29,291 I mean, do you see yourself walking on a cold beach 963 00:39:29,375 --> 00:39:32,750 alone with the wind in your face and the clarity of that? 964 00:39:32,833 --> 00:39:37,666 Or sitting on a southern porch in the heat, 965 00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:40,250 holding hands and getting old... 966 00:39:42,875 --> 00:39:45,625 ...or... 967 00:39:45,708 --> 00:39:49,125 ...sitting in a Copenhagen café with a stranger? 968 00:39:50,416 --> 00:39:53,000 - I'd go with Copenhagen. - [Laughs] 969 00:39:53,083 --> 00:39:54,875 I feel the same way. I... 970 00:39:54,958 --> 00:39:57,791 For some reason, I knew that you would feel that. 971 00:39:57,875 --> 00:40:00,000 It seems so clear 972 00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:01,958 now that we're here looking at it. I, uh... 973 00:40:02,041 --> 00:40:03,708 You're so right. It's... 974 00:40:03,791 --> 00:40:05,291 It was right there the whole time. 975 00:40:05,375 --> 00:40:07,125 God! Thank you. 976 00:40:07,208 --> 00:40:09,541 - You didn't need an opinion. - I did, though. I needed you. 977 00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:11,208 - You just needed... - No, you don't understand. 978 00:40:11,291 --> 00:40:13,791 It's been months of this. I've been tortured, and... 979 00:40:13,875 --> 00:40:16,166 You just needed someone to tell you what you already knew. 980 00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:17,458 Yeah. 981 00:40:17,541 --> 00:40:19,250 Joe just... 982 00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:22,125 He thinks they all look the same. He... yeah. 983 00:40:22,208 --> 00:40:25,333 - Is... Is he color blind? - He might be. 984 00:40:25,416 --> 00:40:27,416 - That man's name is Hawk. - Shh! 985 00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:30,333 There's worse birds. Could've been worse. 986 00:40:30,416 --> 00:40:32,208 Just know that at the end of the day - 987 00:40:32,291 --> 00:40:35,500 of all the birds, it's a pretty cool one. 988 00:40:35,583 --> 00:40:37,833 "What is your name?" "My name is Pigeon." 989 00:40:37,916 --> 00:40:40,000 [Joe] "I'm Pigeon." [Laughs] 990 00:40:40,083 --> 00:40:43,750 Shh! No, I... 991 00:40:43,833 --> 00:40:46,666 Please, this is torture. I cannot laugh at his name. 992 00:40:46,750 --> 00:40:48,333 I'm sorry. How dare I? 993 00:40:48,416 --> 00:40:49,875 "This is my boyfriend, Pelican. 994 00:40:49,958 --> 00:40:51,375 - "He's a sweetheart." - [Piña laughing] 995 00:40:51,458 --> 00:40:53,375 And I grabbed a tank, and I went back in, 996 00:40:53,458 --> 00:40:55,000 and the dog was where they said it would be. 997 00:40:55,083 --> 00:40:56,458 And that's when I ran out of air 998 00:40:56,541 --> 00:40:58,041 because I had grabbed an empty tank. 999 00:40:58,125 --> 00:40:59,833 Oh, God! Oh, no. 1000 00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:01,833 Yeah. So, I just... I sucked a lot of smoke, 1001 00:41:01,916 --> 00:41:04,500 and I burned my lungs and my throat. 1002 00:41:04,583 --> 00:41:06,583 Oh, wow. Wow. 1003 00:41:06,666 --> 00:41:09,416 - And then it was time to quit. - Yeah. 1004 00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:10,708 Yeah, yeah. 1005 00:41:10,791 --> 00:41:12,958 But... you know what? 1006 00:41:13,041 --> 00:41:17,416 Life's been so expansive since then 1007 00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:20,250 that I kind of can't believe 1008 00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:22,166 that I did it as long as I did it. 1009 00:41:23,333 --> 00:41:26,083 And now... rugs. 1010 00:41:26,166 --> 00:41:27,541 - Rugs. - Rugs. 1011 00:41:27,625 --> 00:41:30,333 Yeah. 1012 00:41:30,416 --> 00:41:33,125 - I love them so much. - I love them, too. 1013 00:41:33,208 --> 00:41:34,916 - It's a problem. - Yeah, I know. 1014 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,208 'Cause I... I just want all of them. 1015 00:41:38,291 --> 00:41:40,375 - I want all... the rugs. - ...the rugs. 1016 00:41:40,458 --> 00:41:42,416 [Laughing] 1017 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,500 - Same. - Yeah. 1018 00:41:47,625 --> 00:41:49,625 Have you... 1019 00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:51,375 Have you got tequila? 1020 00:41:51,458 --> 00:41:53,666 Do... I do have tequila! I have. 1021 00:41:53,750 --> 00:41:55,125 - Would you like some? - Yeah. 1022 00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:57,041 - Yes. OK. Yeah. Yeah. - Please. I mean... 1023 00:41:57,125 --> 00:41:58,416 - They're smoking a joint. - Right? 1024 00:41:58,500 --> 00:42:00,541 - We better catch up, right? - Yeah. 1025 00:42:03,708 --> 00:42:06,666 I'm just gonna go to the bathroom real quick. 1026 00:42:10,958 --> 00:42:12,500 [Exhales sharply] 1027 00:42:13,125 --> 00:42:14,291 These are beautiful! 1028 00:42:14,375 --> 00:42:15,916 Thanks. They're silly. They're old. 1029 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,541 - They're, uh... - No, they are beautiful. 1030 00:42:17,625 --> 00:42:19,291 - They are interesting. - Thank you. 1031 00:42:19,375 --> 00:42:21,166 - Yeah. Appreciate it. - Look, I have this one. 1032 00:42:21,250 --> 00:42:22,833 Oh, wow, nice! Sun. 1033 00:42:22,916 --> 00:42:24,250 I... I have this one. 1034 00:42:39,625 --> 00:42:42,416 - Sorry, I want you to see... - Take your time. 1035 00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:45,416 They're two in one, or... Yeah. 1036 00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:49,416 - Oh, wow! - OK. What is that? 1037 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:51,708 - It's two birds. - Piña and Hawk. 1038 00:42:51,791 --> 00:42:55,166 Piña and Hawk. Look at the that! That's nice. 1039 00:42:55,250 --> 00:42:57,541 I like that. [Chuckles] 1040 00:43:00,125 --> 00:43:02,583 So, when did you get them? 1041 00:43:02,666 --> 00:43:05,208 - When you were in that band? - I did, yeah. 1042 00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:06,875 Pretty old. Long time ago. 1043 00:43:06,958 --> 00:43:08,791 Twenty... Twenty years ago, maybe. 1044 00:43:21,875 --> 00:43:23,500 - That's, uh... - Oh! 1045 00:43:23,583 --> 00:43:24,958 - Yeah. - Wow. 1046 00:43:25,041 --> 00:43:27,500 You know, um... you should replace this. 1047 00:43:27,583 --> 00:43:28,875 It's really dangerous. 1048 00:43:28,958 --> 00:43:30,875 This old single-pane stuff. 1049 00:43:30,958 --> 00:43:33,541 It'll shatter with even a little bit of heat. 1050 00:43:33,625 --> 00:43:35,250 Oh, there's no risk of that. 1051 00:43:35,333 --> 00:43:39,500 This is a very cold apartment. There's not a lot of... 1052 00:43:39,583 --> 00:43:42,000 - Mm. - There's not a lot of heat. 1053 00:43:42,083 --> 00:43:43,791 You never know. 1054 00:43:45,250 --> 00:43:46,291 - Tequila. - Tequila. 1055 00:43:46,375 --> 00:43:47,708 - Yeah. - Yes. Tequila. 1056 00:43:49,916 --> 00:43:51,833 Can you do something for me? 1057 00:43:53,750 --> 00:43:55,458 Probably. Yeah. 1058 00:43:55,541 --> 00:43:57,083 Please play something. 1059 00:43:57,166 --> 00:43:59,291 - [Laughs] - One song. Just one. 1060 00:43:59,375 --> 00:44:01,625 I love music. Please. 1061 00:44:05,125 --> 00:44:08,500 - Please. - I... [Chuckles] 1062 00:44:08,583 --> 00:44:10,125 I... I should check on Angela. 1063 00:44:10,208 --> 00:44:12,333 Make sure she didn't forget how to breathe. 1064 00:44:12,416 --> 00:44:13,625 You know what I mean? 1065 00:44:15,083 --> 00:44:17,875 [Piña] Joe, have you met the new neighbors? 1066 00:44:17,958 --> 00:44:20,625 Yeah... They're really cool, actually. Yeah. 1067 00:44:20,708 --> 00:44:23,291 They, uh... make no small talk whatsoever in the elevator. 1068 00:44:23,375 --> 00:44:25,250 - They talk with us. - Oh, they do? 1069 00:44:25,333 --> 00:44:27,166 I bet they do. That's shocking. 1070 00:44:27,250 --> 00:44:28,958 [Hawk] They're pretty sweet when you get to know 'em. 1071 00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:30,625 Joe, put on some music. 1072 00:44:30,708 --> 00:44:32,208 Yeah! Putting it on. 1073 00:44:32,291 --> 00:44:35,125 Uh, yeah, what kind of music are you into, Hawk? 1074 00:44:35,666 --> 00:44:37,041 Like... what is Sade? 1075 00:44:37,125 --> 00:44:39,041 - "What is Sade"? - She loves that. 1076 00:44:39,125 --> 00:44:41,291 Sexy-world-funk. 1077 00:44:41,375 --> 00:44:42,625 - [Hawk] That's not jazz? - [Joe] No! 1078 00:44:42,708 --> 00:44:44,166 [Piña] No, that's not jazz. 1079 00:44:44,250 --> 00:44:45,916 [Hawk] I mean, there's a lot of saxophones. 1080 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,541 [Joe] No, Sade is not jazz. Are you kidding me? 1081 00:44:48,625 --> 00:44:51,125 - It's like... - [Hawk] Well, listen, then... 1082 00:44:51,208 --> 00:44:52,583 Metallica and Judas Priest. 1083 00:44:52,666 --> 00:44:54,375 [Joe] You don't know any jazz at all? 1084 00:44:54,458 --> 00:44:57,458 - Oh, who doesn't love Sade? - [Hawk] I really wanna learn. 1085 00:44:57,541 --> 00:44:59,250 Where should I start? 1086 00:44:59,333 --> 00:45:01,541 [Joe] Miles Davis. John Coltrane. Dizzy Gillespie. 1087 00:45:01,625 --> 00:45:03,333 [Hawk] Miles with the cheeks that go out? 1088 00:45:03,416 --> 00:45:04,958 [Joe] Actually, I feel like at this point in your life, 1089 00:45:05,041 --> 00:45:07,416 you have to work harder to not know who Miles Davis is 1090 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,083 - than to know who he is. - [Hawk] Oh! Oh! 1091 00:45:09,166 --> 00:45:11,583 He-Hey! Literally, look what I just pulled. 1092 00:45:11,666 --> 00:45:13,416 [Joe] No, no, no. 1093 00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:15,958 - [Piña] You have to play it. - [Hawk] Can we play just a... 1094 00:45:16,041 --> 00:45:17,583 - "One Girl." - [Piña] Play it. Play it. 1095 00:45:17,666 --> 00:45:19,666 Come on. This is your love story right here. 1096 00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:21,250 No! No, no, no, no. 1097 00:45:21,333 --> 00:45:22,500 - [Piña] Yes, I want to hear it. - [Joe] Don't put it on. 1098 00:45:22,583 --> 00:45:24,125 - Come on. - Don't put it on. 1099 00:45:24,208 --> 00:45:25,708 - [Hawk] Just give us a taste. - Don't put it on! 1100 00:45:25,791 --> 00:45:27,750 [Hawk] We've got the artist, and we've got the girl. 1101 00:45:27,833 --> 00:45:29,708 [Clattering] 1102 00:45:29,791 --> 00:45:31,708 - No? - No. 1103 00:45:32,625 --> 00:45:34,500 Hey, sorry. 1104 00:45:36,333 --> 00:45:38,166 I'm sorry. 1105 00:45:39,250 --> 00:45:41,166 You know what? Um... 1106 00:45:41,250 --> 00:45:43,041 We actually shouldn't listen to music right now. 1107 00:45:43,125 --> 00:45:44,666 There's something I've been wanting to talk to you about. 1108 00:45:44,750 --> 00:45:46,666 Oh, my God. You have to try this. 1109 00:45:48,375 --> 00:45:49,875 - Wow! - Isn't that good? 1110 00:45:49,958 --> 00:45:51,458 Oh, my God. 1111 00:45:51,541 --> 00:45:52,958 - It's incredible. - [Piña] I can't be objective, 1112 00:45:53,041 --> 00:45:54,791 but my flan is the best. 1113 00:45:54,875 --> 00:45:57,000 - [Angela] It's unbelievable. - Like a silky crack cocaine. 1114 00:45:57,083 --> 00:45:58,625 It's so good. And it melts in your mouth. 1115 00:45:58,708 --> 00:46:00,375 [Angela] Yeah, it's so delicious. 1116 00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:03,041 - Anyway, I was about to say... - No! My God! Have more! Mm! 1117 00:46:03,125 --> 00:46:06,291 Second bite is when it really just... settles in, 1118 00:46:06,375 --> 00:46:08,416 - just slides down. - It's great. Look, anyway... 1119 00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:10,625 God, it's got such sauce in it! 1120 00:46:10,708 --> 00:46:12,875 - I need to talk to you about... - Let's have shots, right? 1121 00:46:12,958 --> 00:46:15,208 Should we do shots? I think we should have a toast. 1122 00:46:15,291 --> 00:46:16,333 - Sure. - Yes. 1123 00:46:16,416 --> 00:46:18,083 I think shots for everybody. 1124 00:46:18,166 --> 00:46:20,000 - [Piña] Thank you. - Yeah. 1125 00:46:20,083 --> 00:46:23,625 Anyway, the noise has been a thing that... 1126 00:46:23,708 --> 00:46:25,458 ...we want to apologize for. 1127 00:46:25,541 --> 00:46:28,333 Because it's been loud, and it took longer... 1128 00:46:28,416 --> 00:46:30,958 It took longer than we thought, and you guys have been so kind, 1129 00:46:31,041 --> 00:46:35,125 and we just wanted to say thank you and sorry. 1130 00:46:35,208 --> 00:46:37,958 - [Hawk] You're so nice. Look... - Yes. 1131 00:46:38,041 --> 00:46:39,250 - We're all neighbors... - Yes. 1132 00:46:39,333 --> 00:46:42,000 - ...and we really... - [Piña] Salud. 1133 00:46:42,083 --> 00:46:44,250 And gracias. 1134 00:46:44,333 --> 00:46:48,000 We're just so happy that you invited us and grateful. 1135 00:46:48,083 --> 00:46:51,208 And actually, we also have something 1136 00:46:51,291 --> 00:46:52,958 we wanted to talk to you about. 1137 00:46:53,041 --> 00:46:55,250 You also want to talk to us? That's a funny coincidence. 1138 00:46:55,333 --> 00:46:57,333 We both had things we wanted to say to each other. 1139 00:46:57,416 --> 00:46:59,125 - It's nothing bad. Nothing bad. - No? 1140 00:46:59,208 --> 00:47:01,500 I think something's on Joe's mind. 1141 00:47:01,583 --> 00:47:03,958 I do have something on my mind. I actually do. 1142 00:47:04,041 --> 00:47:05,500 [Hawk] I feel like since we came... 1143 00:47:05,583 --> 00:47:07,166 [Angela] You guys have something. 1144 00:47:07,250 --> 00:47:09,083 No, they have something to say. You guys should go. 1145 00:47:09,166 --> 00:47:13,041 - Say it. We're all friends. - No, you first! 1146 00:47:13,125 --> 00:47:16,708 You are the guests, and you should go first. 1147 00:47:16,791 --> 00:47:18,625 You guys go, and then I'll go right after. 1148 00:47:18,708 --> 00:47:20,208 I don't care. It doesn't matter to me. 1149 00:47:20,291 --> 00:47:23,458 All right. Well, um... we wanted to apologize. 1150 00:47:23,541 --> 00:47:24,666 [Piña] Yes. 1151 00:47:24,750 --> 00:47:26,916 - You wanted to apologize? - To us? 1152 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,166 For what? 1153 00:47:28,250 --> 00:47:30,041 We feel we might have bothered you. 1154 00:47:30,125 --> 00:47:31,750 - [Angela] Bothered us? - On more than... 1155 00:47:31,833 --> 00:47:33,916 more than one occasion, actually. 1156 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,458 What? When? 1157 00:47:35,541 --> 00:47:39,000 [Hawk] Um... at night, usually, and specifically, 1158 00:47:39,083 --> 00:47:41,375 and sometimes late in the night. 1159 00:47:41,458 --> 00:47:43,000 What? 1160 00:47:43,083 --> 00:47:45,208 - [Joe] Hmm... - When we have sex. 1161 00:47:46,041 --> 00:47:48,500 - You? - [Piña] Yes. 1162 00:47:48,583 --> 00:47:51,333 - We... We do have sex a lot. - A lot. 1163 00:47:51,416 --> 00:47:53,041 Yeah. I mean... yeah. 1164 00:47:53,125 --> 00:47:56,375 And we really try to keep it down, 1165 00:47:56,458 --> 00:47:58,583 but sometimes... 1166 00:47:58,666 --> 00:48:00,291 - Lately... - Lately, it's been... 1167 00:48:00,375 --> 00:48:04,250 It's been really impossible not to lose control. 1168 00:48:04,333 --> 00:48:05,583 Even for a fireman. 1169 00:48:05,666 --> 00:48:07,791 - [Hawk] A firefighter. - Firefighter. 1170 00:48:07,875 --> 00:48:09,416 We know we've been too loud, 1171 00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:12,875 and we know it was intrusive, and we're sorry. 1172 00:48:12,958 --> 00:48:15,041 And we're gonna be... 1173 00:48:15,125 --> 00:48:16,666 - more conscientious. - Yes. 1174 00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:19,041 - Better neighbors. - [Angela] Oh, my God. No. 1175 00:48:19,125 --> 00:48:21,625 You guys don't have... No! We have not heard anything. 1176 00:48:21,708 --> 00:48:23,791 Honestly, we haven't heard anything. 1177 00:48:23,875 --> 00:48:26,875 We... It hasn't even... What? Right, Joe? 1178 00:48:26,958 --> 00:48:29,458 We haven't heard anything, right? 1179 00:48:36,416 --> 00:48:39,291 No, we actually haven't heard anything, so... 1180 00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:42,166 No need to apologize. I... I sleep like a log, you know? 1181 00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:44,250 - [Angela] Log... - Yeah. 1182 00:48:45,416 --> 00:48:47,250 - Joe. - What? 1183 00:48:47,916 --> 00:48:49,958 - Joe? - Yes? 1184 00:48:51,166 --> 00:48:52,791 Joe... 1185 00:48:52,875 --> 00:48:55,166 - [Joe] What? - [Both speaking Spanish] 1186 00:48:57,625 --> 00:48:59,500 [Joe] What, Hawk? 1187 00:48:59,583 --> 00:49:00,958 - Joe. - What? 1188 00:49:01,041 --> 00:49:02,791 - [Hawk] Don't... don't lie. - Not lying. 1189 00:49:02,875 --> 00:49:04,750 Joe, you've been telling the truth all night. 1190 00:49:04,833 --> 00:49:06,541 I... I love when you tell the truth. 1191 00:49:06,625 --> 00:49:08,583 I... I love it. Tell the truth. 1192 00:49:08,666 --> 00:49:10,291 Telling the truth. What do you want from me? 1193 00:49:10,375 --> 00:49:12,000 - You're not telling the truth. - I am telling the truth. 1194 00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:14,500 - Joe. - [Joe] What? 1195 00:49:14,583 --> 00:49:17,416 - We know. It bothers you. - It doesn't bother me. 1196 00:49:17,500 --> 00:49:20,083 It doesn't. Look... Don't... I hate to burst your bubble. 1197 00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:22,166 Maybe your sex isn't as explosive as you think it is 1198 00:49:22,250 --> 00:49:23,750 'cause I've never heard it, OK? 1199 00:49:23,833 --> 00:49:25,250 [Piña] Joe, we know. 1200 00:49:25,333 --> 00:49:28,083 You knocked on our door during the night. 1201 00:49:28,166 --> 00:49:29,500 Joe! 1202 00:49:29,583 --> 00:49:32,791 - You were pounding on our door. - No, I didn't. 1203 00:49:32,875 --> 00:49:35,875 [Piña] We saw you. We have a ring camera. 1204 00:49:35,958 --> 00:49:37,583 No. No, you don't. 1205 00:49:37,666 --> 00:49:38,708 - It's hidden. - [Joe] Where? 1206 00:49:38,791 --> 00:49:40,041 In our mirilla. 1207 00:49:40,125 --> 00:49:41,875 - In our peephole. - The peephole. 1208 00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:44,208 - [Joe] They don't make that. - It's a ring peephole. 1209 00:49:44,291 --> 00:49:46,625 - [Joe] That's not a thing. - It's a new thing. 1210 00:49:46,708 --> 00:49:48,541 - [Joe] When did that come out? - A peephole ring. 1211 00:49:48,625 --> 00:49:50,291 Show him. 1212 00:49:50,375 --> 00:49:52,458 - Show him. Do you wanna see it? - [Joe] I don't need to see it. 1213 00:49:52,541 --> 00:49:54,875 It sends an alert through the app to our phone, 1214 00:49:54,958 --> 00:49:58,541 and, um... you know, it flags it if it senses aggression, 1215 00:49:58,625 --> 00:50:00,208 and so it spooked us at first. 1216 00:50:00,291 --> 00:50:02,250 But look, um... there. 1217 00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:03,958 There he comes. 1218 00:50:04,041 --> 00:50:05,791 [Joe] Maybe it's grainy footage and you think it's me. 1219 00:50:05,875 --> 00:50:09,250 It's 4K. It's not misty at all. Look, look. 1220 00:50:09,333 --> 00:50:11,083 Someone that looks like me, but... Oh, shit! 1221 00:50:11,166 --> 00:50:12,958 [Hawk] Yeah. 1222 00:50:13,041 --> 00:50:15,208 [Piña] Sorry, Joe. 1223 00:50:15,291 --> 00:50:16,791 [Hawk] He almost walked away, 1224 00:50:16,875 --> 00:50:18,250 - but... - [Joe] You can turn it off. 1225 00:50:18,333 --> 00:50:20,250 I can't believe you. I cannot believe you! 1226 00:50:20,333 --> 00:50:22,791 Well, but it's good. It was three in the morning. 1227 00:50:22,875 --> 00:50:26,375 You were so polite that you stopped to heed and listen... 1228 00:50:26,458 --> 00:50:28,458 - [Angela] What are you doing? - ...closely. 1229 00:50:28,541 --> 00:50:32,041 - But then, uh... - [Angela] Oh, my God. Joe! 1230 00:50:32,125 --> 00:50:34,041 [Hawk] Someone left packages in the hall. 1231 00:50:34,125 --> 00:50:35,833 - Oh, my God! - We thought you broke an arm, 1232 00:50:35,916 --> 00:50:37,958 and you had to be full of bruises. 1233 00:50:38,041 --> 00:50:39,583 Just turn it o... Turn it... Look! 1234 00:50:39,666 --> 00:50:41,916 OK, you know what? Yes! Yes! 1235 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,666 I banged on your door 1236 00:50:43,750 --> 00:50:45,750 because you people are fucking like monsters over there. 1237 00:50:45,833 --> 00:50:48,166 What are you doing? What are you trying to prove? 1238 00:50:48,250 --> 00:50:50,208 Are you trying to win a contest or something? 1239 00:50:50,291 --> 00:50:52,000 It's incredibly inconsiderate! 1240 00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:53,666 What are you doing? Don't say that. 1241 00:50:53,750 --> 00:50:55,625 Don't speak to them that way. I'm so sorry. 1242 00:50:55,708 --> 00:50:57,666 [Joe] Our daughter can hear it. Did you know that? 1243 00:50:57,750 --> 00:50:59,375 She can hear it. 1244 00:50:59,458 --> 00:51:00,916 And I've been telling her you're moving furniture up there, 1245 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,458 and she knows it's not true. She's onto me. 1246 00:51:03,541 --> 00:51:06,375 We spend so much time and energy 1247 00:51:06,458 --> 00:51:08,750 talking about your fucking orgasms. 1248 00:51:08,833 --> 00:51:10,166 It's ridiculous. 1249 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:15,125 - You talk about my orgasms? - Yes, but not as a bad thing. 1250 00:51:15,208 --> 00:51:18,083 They're not bad. They're great. I love them. 1251 00:51:18,166 --> 00:51:20,750 Really? You love my orgasms? 1252 00:51:20,833 --> 00:51:22,375 I do. I love them. 1253 00:51:22,458 --> 00:51:24,083 - [Joe] She really does. - I do. I think they're great. 1254 00:51:24,166 --> 00:51:25,541 - We talk about them constantly. - They're amazing. 1255 00:51:25,625 --> 00:51:27,291 [Joe] She especially likes the growler. 1256 00:51:27,375 --> 00:51:29,750 Are you the growler, Piña? 'Cause she loves the growler. 1257 00:51:29,833 --> 00:51:33,083 No, no, no, no. No, Piña's not a growler. 1258 00:51:33,166 --> 00:51:36,541 [Angela] Oh, you're... You're the growler? 1259 00:51:36,625 --> 00:51:38,083 [Hawk] No. 1260 00:51:38,166 --> 00:51:40,708 - Uh... - It's Vanessa. 1261 00:51:40,791 --> 00:51:43,541 Vanessa is the growler. 1262 00:51:43,625 --> 00:51:45,333 Vanessa? 1263 00:51:45,416 --> 00:51:48,833 Vanessa... Wait, who's Vanessa? 1264 00:51:48,916 --> 00:51:50,416 - A friend. - Oh, yeah. 1265 00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:53,458 Kai is a pretty big guy, and he does breathe heavily. 1266 00:51:53,541 --> 00:51:58,500 That could be what you're calling animalistic noises. 1267 00:51:58,583 --> 00:52:00,125 - Kai. - Kai is... 1268 00:52:00,208 --> 00:52:02,083 - Who's Kai? - Another friend. 1269 00:52:02,166 --> 00:52:04,666 Oh, Kai's another friend. Vanessa and Kai. 1270 00:52:04,750 --> 00:52:07,916 Vanessa lives in Nevada City with Kai. 1271 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,500 Are you fucking with us right now? 1272 00:52:09,583 --> 00:52:11,333 Is this a joke? Are you guys fucking around with us? 1273 00:52:11,416 --> 00:52:13,708 Is this what you're whispering to each other in Spanish? 1274 00:52:13,791 --> 00:52:18,333 No. We know you are upset, and you have every right to be. 1275 00:52:18,416 --> 00:52:20,833 We've had a few parties. 1276 00:52:20,916 --> 00:52:22,833 Things have gotten a little more crazy. 1277 00:52:22,916 --> 00:52:24,291 [Hawk] Out of hand. 1278 00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:26,666 [Angela] Parties... Like, cocktail parties? 1279 00:52:26,750 --> 00:52:28,875 [Joe] Soirées? What are you talking about? 1280 00:52:28,958 --> 00:52:30,958 - [Angela] What parties? - Sex parties. 1281 00:52:31,041 --> 00:52:33,000 - [Angela] Oh... - Sex parties! 1282 00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:35,083 - Right. That's like, uh... - Parties where people... 1283 00:52:35,166 --> 00:52:37,125 - ...have sex. - ...have sex with each other. 1284 00:52:37,208 --> 00:52:39,041 - Sex. - I think... 1285 00:52:39,125 --> 00:52:43,000 that's the commonly understood definition of a sex party. 1286 00:52:43,083 --> 00:52:44,708 [Joe] It's the only one I can think of. Honestly. 1287 00:52:44,791 --> 00:52:46,458 I can't think of another one. 1288 00:52:46,541 --> 00:52:48,458 And we really apologize. 1289 00:52:48,541 --> 00:52:50,500 [Angela] No. What? No, you don't have to. 1290 00:52:50,583 --> 00:52:53,416 That's not... No, we're not judging. 1291 00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:56,708 That's... You don't... Joe, where's that J? 1292 00:52:56,791 --> 00:52:58,875 - That J? - The J you were... 1293 00:52:58,958 --> 00:53:00,791 - Did you leave that in there? - The J? I... 1294 00:53:00,875 --> 00:53:02,708 - It is in my office. - OK, I'll help you. 1295 00:53:02,791 --> 00:53:04,458 Why don't you come with me to... 1296 00:53:04,541 --> 00:53:07,500 - Yeah, no problem. - ...to get that J? Yeah. 1297 00:53:07,583 --> 00:53:10,083 - [Joe muttering] - [Angela] Oh, my God! 1298 00:53:10,166 --> 00:53:12,416 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1299 00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:14,041 This is amazing. 1300 00:53:14,125 --> 00:53:15,916 They're having sex parties up there. 1301 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,166 I was right. That wasn't normal sex. 1302 00:53:18,250 --> 00:53:20,000 - [Indistinct whispering] - You knew it. You knew it. 1303 00:53:20,083 --> 00:53:22,208 They are fucking like monsters up there. 1304 00:53:22,291 --> 00:53:23,625 They actually are. 1305 00:53:23,708 --> 00:53:25,125 Kai, Vanessa... 1306 00:53:25,208 --> 00:53:27,708 This is amazing. This is actually amazing. 1307 00:53:27,791 --> 00:53:30,041 Oh, my God. Vanessa's the growler. 1308 00:53:30,125 --> 00:53:32,916 I take it all back. We should invite more people over. 1309 00:53:35,041 --> 00:53:36,708 - [Joe] Hello. - [Hawk] We good? 1310 00:53:36,791 --> 00:53:38,000 - [Joe] Yeah. - OK. 1311 00:53:38,083 --> 00:53:40,333 - Sex parties. - Yeah. The sex parties. 1312 00:53:40,416 --> 00:53:41,666 Just... paint a picture. 1313 00:53:41,750 --> 00:53:43,250 Disclose what you will about this. 1314 00:53:43,333 --> 00:53:44,541 [Piña] What do you want to know? 1315 00:53:44,625 --> 00:53:47,291 Whatever you wanna tell us. Yeah. 1316 00:53:47,375 --> 00:53:49,166 They... They started recently. 1317 00:53:49,250 --> 00:53:50,750 - OK. Really? - Oh! Oh... 1318 00:53:50,833 --> 00:53:52,416 - It's a recent development. - It's new to you. Neat. 1319 00:53:52,500 --> 00:53:54,541 The noise uptick probably came 1320 00:53:54,625 --> 00:53:56,750 'cause once we started bringing people in, 1321 00:53:56,833 --> 00:53:58,166 our bedroom was too small, 1322 00:53:58,250 --> 00:53:59,708 so we moved into the living room. 1323 00:53:59,791 --> 00:54:01,125 - Overflow. Yeah. - I got it. 1324 00:54:01,208 --> 00:54:02,458 That's why the sound kind of reverberates 1325 00:54:02,541 --> 00:54:04,041 through the apartment. 1326 00:54:04,125 --> 00:54:05,666 [Angela] And it's happening just right on the floor? 1327 00:54:05,750 --> 00:54:07,125 No, uh... 1328 00:54:07,208 --> 00:54:09,000 - Furniture, rugs... - Sofa. 1329 00:54:09,083 --> 00:54:10,833 That's why you're so into rugs. 1330 00:54:10,916 --> 00:54:12,250 You love a rug. 1331 00:54:12,333 --> 00:54:14,000 [Hawk] I love this for different reasons. 1332 00:54:14,083 --> 00:54:15,625 You have a close relationship with them. 1333 00:54:15,708 --> 00:54:17,791 [Hawk] This really would be pretty uncomfortable. 1334 00:54:17,875 --> 00:54:19,916 Yeah, you need a high pile, I imagine. 1335 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,625 OK. Wait! Just... more. 1336 00:54:21,708 --> 00:54:24,416 So, how... How does it work? 1337 00:54:24,500 --> 00:54:26,000 Like, how do you get invited? 1338 00:54:26,083 --> 00:54:28,125 Or do you invite people, and... Maybe there's no rules. 1339 00:54:28,208 --> 00:54:29,666 - Are there rules? - Parameters? 1340 00:54:29,750 --> 00:54:31,208 Can anyone do anything to anyone? 1341 00:54:31,291 --> 00:54:32,875 - Is it a free for all? - No. 1342 00:54:32,958 --> 00:54:35,958 For starters, you've gotta have consent, obviously. 1343 00:54:36,041 --> 00:54:37,708 - [Angela] Oh, yeah. - Enthusiastic consent. 1344 00:54:37,791 --> 00:54:41,000 And the connection has to be about joy, about expansion. 1345 00:54:41,083 --> 00:54:45,458 It can never be about anger, never about revenge. 1346 00:54:45,541 --> 00:54:46,791 - And patience. - Patience. 1347 00:54:46,875 --> 00:54:48,500 Because, you know, some people, 1348 00:54:48,583 --> 00:54:50,000 they gotta find their own entry point. 1349 00:54:50,083 --> 00:54:51,375 - Entry point. - [Angela] Well... 1350 00:54:51,458 --> 00:54:53,291 - How did it begin? - Yeah. 1351 00:54:53,375 --> 00:54:54,833 Yeah, like, take us back. 1352 00:54:54,916 --> 00:54:56,750 Yeah, what's day one of this like? 1353 00:54:57,583 --> 00:55:00,416 I've always been bi-curious. 1354 00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:02,166 - Mm. - [Piña] For me, 1355 00:55:02,250 --> 00:55:06,625 the pleasure I get from being with a woman is different. 1356 00:55:06,708 --> 00:55:08,041 Yeah. 1357 00:55:08,125 --> 00:55:09,458 - Mm... Me too. - Right. 1358 00:55:09,541 --> 00:55:11,666 - And then Kai and... - [Joe] Valerie. 1359 00:55:11,750 --> 00:55:13,583 - Va... Vanessa! - [Joe] Vanessa! 1360 00:55:13,666 --> 00:55:15,416 Were you guys friends, or did you... 1361 00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:16,708 Did you meet on an app? 1362 00:55:16,791 --> 00:55:18,250 We're pretty negative on the apps. 1363 00:55:18,333 --> 00:55:19,875 Really? Interesting. 1364 00:55:19,958 --> 00:55:22,583 Swipe right, swipe left. It just seems very impersonal. 1365 00:55:22,666 --> 00:55:24,000 Yeah, it's impersonal. 1366 00:55:24,083 --> 00:55:25,625 - You don't want to gamify. - [Angela] Sure. 1367 00:55:25,708 --> 00:55:28,750 We like to meet people in person, like, eye to eye, 1368 00:55:28,833 --> 00:55:31,958 like, organic, real connection, you know? 1369 00:55:32,041 --> 00:55:33,583 There are conventions. 1370 00:55:33,666 --> 00:55:35,416 Oh, yes. That's good. Because you do, you need rules. 1371 00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:37,416 You need some boundaries. 1372 00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:40,041 No, no, I mean... there are actual conventions. 1373 00:55:40,125 --> 00:55:41,875 - Oh, wow. - Like at a Sandals? 1374 00:55:41,958 --> 00:55:43,250 - Yes. - Oh, wow. 1375 00:55:43,333 --> 00:55:45,166 [Piña] Conventions are very important. 1376 00:55:45,250 --> 00:55:48,333 - They also offer you a menu. - [Joe] Oh, a menu! 1377 00:55:48,416 --> 00:55:50,583 A menu. A menu of things you're into. 1378 00:55:50,666 --> 00:55:52,375 That's good. I like it's organized. I like a menu. 1379 00:55:52,458 --> 00:55:53,791 - You do love a menu. - That's nice. 1380 00:55:53,875 --> 00:55:55,791 - You do like organization. - That's great. 1381 00:55:55,875 --> 00:55:58,291 When you engage with someone, you already know what they want. 1382 00:55:58,375 --> 00:56:01,208 They have already sent their preferences in advance. 1383 00:56:01,291 --> 00:56:02,625 It's like "Below Deck." 1384 00:56:02,708 --> 00:56:04,625 It's like a preference sheet on "Below Deck." 1385 00:56:04,708 --> 00:56:06,208 It's a reality show. 1386 00:56:06,291 --> 00:56:07,791 - It's about yachts. - You're speaking our language. 1387 00:56:07,875 --> 00:56:09,166 We get it. We get it now. 1388 00:56:09,250 --> 00:56:10,583 Honestly, I think 1389 00:56:10,666 --> 00:56:14,041 maybe the best thing about group sex is, 1390 00:56:14,125 --> 00:56:17,500 it forces total clarity of communication. 1391 00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:19,916 Not the best thing, I wouldn't imagine. [Laughs] 1392 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,791 - The sex is probably better. - The clear communication. 1393 00:56:22,875 --> 00:56:25,708 What happens if no one picks you? 1394 00:56:25,791 --> 00:56:27,375 It's like gym class - you get chosen last, 1395 00:56:27,458 --> 00:56:29,333 you gotta jerk off alone in the corner or something? 1396 00:56:29,416 --> 00:56:31,125 - I feel like that'd be me. - [Angela] No! 1397 00:56:31,208 --> 00:56:33,041 - [Hawk] It's not like that. - Don't worry. 1398 00:56:33,125 --> 00:56:34,333 You would be chosen. 1399 00:56:34,416 --> 00:56:36,833 - Yeah! - But yeah, how does that work? 1400 00:56:36,916 --> 00:56:38,291 [Hawk] No, no one gets excluded. 1401 00:56:38,375 --> 00:56:39,750 You know? I mean... 1402 00:56:39,833 --> 00:56:42,583 Obviously, anyone's free to watch 1403 00:56:42,666 --> 00:56:44,041 if they don't want to participate. 1404 00:56:44,125 --> 00:56:46,333 All right, but... jealousy! 1405 00:56:46,416 --> 00:56:48,375 No one gets...? You don't... You don't get jealous? 1406 00:56:48,458 --> 00:56:49,958 There's no jealousy? 1407 00:56:50,041 --> 00:56:52,291 I think jealousy is a natural animalistic instinct, 1408 00:56:52,375 --> 00:56:54,000 but you have to replace it. 1409 00:56:54,083 --> 00:56:55,541 We practice compersion. 1410 00:56:55,625 --> 00:56:57,208 - Compression? - Compersion. 1411 00:56:57,291 --> 00:56:59,750 - [Joe] Compersion? - [Piña] Compersion. 1412 00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:02,458 Compression is all about finding joy 1413 00:57:02,541 --> 00:57:04,250 in the joy of others. 1414 00:57:04,333 --> 00:57:07,458 - Wow! That would be... great. - Hard to wrap your head around. 1415 00:57:07,541 --> 00:57:09,375 And for me, there's nothing better 1416 00:57:09,458 --> 00:57:12,416 than watching my partner in the hands of another. 1417 00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:14,291 Wow! 1418 00:57:14,375 --> 00:57:15,416 [Joe] Beautiful. 1419 00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:17,583 [Angela] Oh, God. 1420 00:57:17,666 --> 00:57:19,125 That's nice. 1421 00:57:19,208 --> 00:57:21,916 - [Joe] Super nice. - Wow. So healthy. 1422 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:25,083 - I feel healthy just seeing it. - That's... 1423 00:57:25,166 --> 00:57:26,500 And, you know, I love this. 1424 00:57:26,583 --> 00:57:28,250 I love that it's you and your friends. 1425 00:57:28,333 --> 00:57:30,291 It's like the four of you get together. 1426 00:57:30,375 --> 00:57:33,416 Four is such a good number. Yeah, it's round. 1427 00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:35,916 - Sometimes... - No more than six. 1428 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,375 - [Joe] Six? - Six people? 1429 00:57:37,458 --> 00:57:39,458 Six is a lot. That's why it's so loud up there. 1430 00:57:39,541 --> 00:57:41,500 - Yeah... six. - [Laughs] Yeah. 1431 00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:44,000 [Hawk] We did go bigger last weekend. 1432 00:57:44,083 --> 00:57:47,166 That doesn't count because it was a special occasion. 1433 00:57:47,250 --> 00:57:48,458 It was Vanessa's birthday. 1434 00:57:48,541 --> 00:57:50,666 Wow! Well, a birthday's a birthday. 1435 00:57:50,750 --> 00:57:53,125 Gotta celebrate the good things in life, I guess, right? 1436 00:57:53,208 --> 00:57:55,166 Yeah, and she wanted to have ten people, so... 1437 00:57:55,250 --> 00:57:57,625 Ten people. Are you fucking kidding me? 1438 00:57:57,708 --> 00:58:00,416 - Holy shit! Oh, my God! - Ten? 1439 00:58:00,500 --> 00:58:02,291 - We rented a house in Bolinas. - [Joe] Oh, nice! 1440 00:58:02,375 --> 00:58:04,541 - Really nice. So foggy, and... - [Joe] Really lovely, yeah. 1441 00:58:04,625 --> 00:58:06,875 - [Hawk] We were so energized. - [Piña] So energized. 1442 00:58:06,958 --> 00:58:08,541 You feel superhuman. 1443 00:58:08,625 --> 00:58:10,166 - Honestly, it was... - It was a high. 1444 00:58:10,250 --> 00:58:11,916 It was, for me, the best in my life. 1445 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,500 It was the best experience that we've had. It really was. 1446 00:58:14,583 --> 00:58:16,500 - God! - [Joe] Wow. God bless you. 1447 00:58:16,583 --> 00:58:19,083 - Vanessa must be great. - [Joe] Yeah. 1448 00:58:19,166 --> 00:58:21,208 Is she just, like... I'm imagining just like a... 1449 00:58:21,291 --> 00:58:23,208 like a ball of youthful energy. 1450 00:58:23,291 --> 00:58:25,958 - Is she just, like, young...? - No, Vanessa's very mature. 1451 00:58:26,041 --> 00:58:27,583 She's old? 1452 00:58:27,666 --> 00:58:29,333 - No, I wouldn't say she's... - [Piña] Well, she's... 1453 00:58:29,416 --> 00:58:31,000 That means she's really old if you don't know. [Laughs] 1454 00:58:31,083 --> 00:58:32,500 - She's old. - [Hawk] No... 1455 00:58:32,583 --> 00:58:33,875 Older... 1456 00:58:33,958 --> 00:58:35,375 Next time you're in there, count the rings. 1457 00:58:35,458 --> 00:58:37,083 [Hawk] A veteran in our group. 1458 00:58:37,166 --> 00:58:38,833 She's the most experienced person in our... 1459 00:58:38,916 --> 00:58:40,333 [Joe] She's an oldie, but a goodie. 1460 00:58:40,416 --> 00:58:42,958 I've learned so much from that woman. 1461 00:58:43,041 --> 00:58:46,625 She knows everything about the depth of tantric sex. 1462 00:58:46,708 --> 00:58:49,458 - Oh. - Not jizzing. Like Sting. 1463 00:58:49,541 --> 00:58:51,041 She got me to hold onto my chi. 1464 00:58:51,125 --> 00:58:53,250 - [Joe] Wow. - She pushed us into anal. 1465 00:58:53,333 --> 00:58:55,541 - Pushed you into anal? - Into anal. 1466 00:58:55,625 --> 00:58:57,291 [Hawk] It's not for everybody, but... 1467 00:58:57,375 --> 00:58:58,666 I hope she pushed you gently. 1468 00:58:58,750 --> 00:59:00,958 - We did really like it. - I do love anal. 1469 00:59:01,041 --> 00:59:02,666 Yeah. Who doesn't? Who doesn't love anal? 1470 00:59:02,750 --> 00:59:04,875 - [Joe] Holidays, weekends... - Special occasions. 1471 00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:06,875 - [Joe] Yeah. - But I love giving it. 1472 00:59:06,958 --> 00:59:08,583 [Angela and Joe] Oh! 1473 00:59:08,666 --> 00:59:12,333 And I don't wanna speak for him, but he loves receiving it. 1474 00:59:12,416 --> 00:59:14,708 - Oh! - [Hawk] I actually really do. 1475 00:59:14,791 --> 00:59:16,458 I get a lot of value out of it. 1476 00:59:16,541 --> 00:59:19,833 Pegging! That's... Podcast! That's what that is, right? 1477 00:59:19,916 --> 00:59:21,208 - You wear a... - [Piña] A strap-on. 1478 00:59:21,291 --> 00:59:23,416 - A strap-on. - Oh, wow! Cool. 1479 00:59:23,500 --> 00:59:25,291 Vanessa likes a handheld device. 1480 00:59:25,375 --> 00:59:26,750 Wow. 1481 00:59:26,833 --> 00:59:28,291 But it's not really about penetration. 1482 00:59:28,375 --> 00:59:29,666 I mean, it is a little. 1483 00:59:29,750 --> 00:59:30,875 No, it's not really about penetration. 1484 00:59:30,958 --> 00:59:32,458 - It's about surrender. - Oh. 1485 00:59:32,541 --> 00:59:34,291 Yeah, you just gotta surrender that body. 1486 00:59:34,375 --> 00:59:35,833 [Joe] Yeah. Surrender that bod. 1487 00:59:35,916 --> 00:59:37,041 Just give it. 1488 00:59:37,125 --> 00:59:38,541 'Cause sex is not a thing you do. 1489 00:59:38,625 --> 00:59:40,333 It's a place you go. 1490 00:59:40,416 --> 00:59:42,333 Is the place Hawk's butthole? 1491 00:59:42,416 --> 00:59:44,125 - Sometimes [Laughing] - [Joe] On birthdays. 1492 00:59:44,208 --> 00:59:45,583 Wow! And the menu thing is cool 1493 00:59:45,666 --> 00:59:48,416 because anyone who has a fantasy can just order. 1494 00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:50,625 The menu is amazing. You've got bondage, 1495 00:59:50,708 --> 00:59:53,083 you've got role playing, you've got... 1496 00:59:53,166 --> 00:59:55,625 - DP. You have... - DP? 1497 00:59:55,708 --> 00:59:58,791 DP. Uh... double penetration, right? 1498 00:59:58,875 --> 01:00:00,500 I mean, I'm assuming... Is that not...? 1499 01:00:00,583 --> 01:00:02,083 - It's on the menu. - I don't do that. 1500 01:00:02,166 --> 01:00:04,791 - No. - We don't. We... 1501 01:00:04,875 --> 01:00:07,000 Porn tropes don't tend to be our group's thing. 1502 01:00:07,083 --> 01:00:08,708 - But it is on the menu. - Don't wanna be tropey. 1503 01:00:08,791 --> 01:00:10,333 Hey, it's on the menu. 1504 01:00:10,416 --> 01:00:12,166 - Yeah. I mean, I just... - It's on the menu. 1505 01:00:12,250 --> 01:00:13,916 Might not... I'm just saying. We don't have to judge it. 1506 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,916 It's something that some people might have on there. 1507 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,416 - Double penetration. - Double penetration. 1508 01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:20,083 You were listing other stuff. 1509 01:00:20,166 --> 01:00:21,583 Hey, you're a fireman who likes to be pegged, so... 1510 01:00:21,666 --> 01:00:23,083 - Firefighter. - Firefighter. 1511 01:00:23,166 --> 01:00:25,583 He loves to be pegged. 1512 01:00:25,666 --> 01:00:27,416 - So, fair point, fair point. - Yes. 1513 01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:28,875 I'm just, yeah... 1514 01:00:28,958 --> 01:00:30,958 Honestly, like... 1515 01:00:32,500 --> 01:00:34,625 This is not how I was expecting this to go. 1516 01:00:34,708 --> 01:00:36,666 And I... 1517 01:00:36,750 --> 01:00:39,125 I honestly feel like I have much more insight 1518 01:00:39,208 --> 01:00:41,750 into what the fuck is going on up there, 1519 01:00:41,833 --> 01:00:44,041 and I feel better about it 'cause it's not... 1520 01:00:44,125 --> 01:00:46,458 you know, your run-of-the-mill married people sex. 1521 01:00:46,541 --> 01:00:48,583 I guess it is something exceptional 1522 01:00:48,666 --> 01:00:50,125 happening above our heads. 1523 01:00:50,208 --> 01:00:52,541 - Yes. - Thank you for telling us. 1524 01:00:52,625 --> 01:00:54,666 And I guess ultimately, just... 1525 01:00:54,750 --> 01:00:56,500 you know, maybe try to keep it down. 1526 01:00:56,583 --> 01:00:59,166 If you have another big birthday or holiday, Arbor Day, 1527 01:00:59,250 --> 01:01:01,375 maybe go to Bolinas again. 1528 01:01:01,458 --> 01:01:03,291 Get an Airbnb. Thank you. 1529 01:01:03,375 --> 01:01:05,125 Thank you for being so understanding 1530 01:01:05,208 --> 01:01:06,791 and accepting and so warm. 1531 01:01:06,875 --> 01:01:10,333 - We accept. We are accepting. - My new friends! 1532 01:01:11,208 --> 01:01:15,000 - Thank you. - Guys! 1533 01:01:15,083 --> 01:01:16,458 - That's very sweet. - [Angela] I love this. 1534 01:01:16,541 --> 01:01:17,666 This is so lovely. 1535 01:01:17,750 --> 01:01:19,166 I know we haven't hung out a lot, 1536 01:01:19,250 --> 01:01:21,916 but you guys have seemed cool and progressive. 1537 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:25,166 We are, yeah. I mean, I'm an independent, technically. 1538 01:01:25,250 --> 01:01:26,958 - But no, we're pretty, uh... - Not like the Anavias. 1539 01:01:27,041 --> 01:01:28,875 No, we're more... They're single penetration. 1540 01:01:28,958 --> 01:01:32,291 - They don't seem very open. - Not at all. 1541 01:01:32,375 --> 01:01:34,041 Exactly. 1542 01:01:34,125 --> 01:01:36,875 You guys, when you stop fighting, you're really funny. 1543 01:01:36,958 --> 01:01:39,208 We are... pretty chill. 1544 01:01:39,291 --> 01:01:42,291 [Hawk] I knew Angela was cool, but Joe, I... I didn't... 1545 01:01:42,375 --> 01:01:43,833 - I wasn't sure. - Oh, yeah? 1546 01:01:43,916 --> 01:01:45,916 - Getting to hang out now, I... - Thanks. 1547 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:47,458 I don't know, I really appreciate it. 1548 01:01:47,541 --> 01:01:48,958 How'd you know she was so cool? 1549 01:01:49,041 --> 01:01:51,333 - Because I'm cool. I'm cool! - Oh, yeah. 1550 01:01:51,416 --> 01:01:53,458 - [Hawk] There's this thing... - [Piña] Look at this face. 1551 01:01:53,541 --> 01:01:55,750 - And the window thing. - Piña knows I'm cool. 1552 01:01:55,833 --> 01:01:59,083 - The what? The window thing? - [Speaks Spanish] 1553 01:01:59,166 --> 01:02:00,458 - What window thing? - No... 1554 01:02:00,541 --> 01:02:01,875 What window thing? 1555 01:02:01,958 --> 01:02:03,708 What window thing are you talking about? 1556 01:02:03,791 --> 01:02:09,500 Angela likes to be looked at naked in the window sometimes. 1557 01:02:11,625 --> 01:02:13,458 You've seen my wife naked? 1558 01:02:13,541 --> 01:02:14,958 No, not in person. 1559 01:02:15,041 --> 01:02:16,541 Not in person. 1560 01:02:16,625 --> 01:02:20,708 She likes to walk around... through the window. 1561 01:02:20,791 --> 01:02:22,791 Just through the window. 1562 01:02:22,875 --> 01:02:26,916 It's a little cute ritual she does. 1563 01:02:27,833 --> 01:02:31,041 [Chuckles awkwardly] 1564 01:02:36,083 --> 01:02:37,166 What the fuck? 1565 01:02:41,666 --> 01:02:43,333 - What is he talking about? - [Angela] Nothing. 1566 01:02:43,416 --> 01:02:44,625 - What is he talking about? - [Angela] Nothing, nothing. 1567 01:02:44,708 --> 01:02:46,166 Tell me what he is talking about. 1568 01:02:46,250 --> 01:02:48,916 That might have happened, like, once by accident. 1569 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,750 - I don't... This is... - [Hawk] I mean, 1570 01:02:50,833 --> 01:02:52,750 it happened more than once, but... 1571 01:02:52,833 --> 01:02:54,875 Word on the street is it was more than once. 1572 01:02:54,958 --> 01:02:56,458 [Hawk] Is this a big deal? 1573 01:02:56,541 --> 01:02:57,875 Why do I feel like everyone knows something here, 1574 01:02:57,958 --> 01:03:00,041 except for me? 1575 01:03:00,125 --> 01:03:01,875 I want you to come here and explain to me 1576 01:03:01,958 --> 01:03:05,166 what the fuck is going on, please. 1577 01:03:05,250 --> 01:03:06,958 - You want me to explain? - I would love that. 1578 01:03:07,041 --> 01:03:08,875 - I will explain myself, Joe. - Please do. 1579 01:03:08,958 --> 01:03:10,541 The first time, I was coming outta the shower... 1580 01:03:10,625 --> 01:03:12,166 The first time! 1581 01:03:12,250 --> 01:03:15,625 ...I was nude, and I was on my way to the living room, 1582 01:03:15,708 --> 01:03:19,750 and I looked up, and he saw me, and I saw him seeing me, 1583 01:03:19,833 --> 01:03:21,083 and then I kept going. 1584 01:03:21,166 --> 01:03:22,750 That is exactly what happened. 1585 01:03:22,833 --> 01:03:24,000 Will you shut the fuck up, Hawk? 1586 01:03:24,083 --> 01:03:25,625 And then since then, after I shower, 1587 01:03:25,708 --> 01:03:28,625 I walk past knowing that he might be watching me. 1588 01:03:28,708 --> 01:03:31,541 My God, it's a little sick ritual you guys have together? 1589 01:03:31,625 --> 01:03:34,375 It is. It is like a little ritual that I actually enjoy 1590 01:03:34,458 --> 01:03:36,041 because it makes me feel good, 1591 01:03:36,125 --> 01:03:39,208 because I do in fact like to be looked at naked, Joe. 1592 01:03:39,291 --> 01:03:40,916 - Is that OK? - No, it's not OK. 1593 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,375 Why would that be OK? 1594 01:03:42,458 --> 01:03:44,000 It's not like I'm looking at him in the eyes. 1595 01:03:44,083 --> 01:03:45,375 I've never made eye contact. 1596 01:03:45,458 --> 01:03:47,125 - No, never once. - Who gives a fuck? 1597 01:03:47,208 --> 01:03:48,750 What does that have to do with anything? 1598 01:03:48,833 --> 01:03:50,791 - That is a huge deal. - No, it isn't. 1599 01:03:50,875 --> 01:03:53,208 I don't care about that at all! 1600 01:03:53,291 --> 01:03:55,791 Do you even care? You barely look at me. 1601 01:03:55,875 --> 01:03:57,500 I don't even understand why you're upset. 1602 01:03:57,583 --> 01:03:59,708 So, this is somehow my fault. 1603 01:03:59,791 --> 01:04:01,250 That's fucking crazy! 1604 01:04:01,333 --> 01:04:03,333 That's why you don't want curtains on the window, 1605 01:04:03,416 --> 01:04:05,875 so the fireman can see your fucking tits. 1606 01:04:05,958 --> 01:04:07,416 This is fucked, Angela. 1607 01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:10,208 But Joe, it's not fucked. It's not. It's not. 1608 01:04:10,291 --> 01:04:11,833 How is this not fucked? 1609 01:04:11,916 --> 01:04:13,583 Please enlighten me and say how this isn't fucked. 1610 01:04:13,666 --> 01:04:15,125 I think what she's doing is great. 1611 01:04:15,208 --> 01:04:16,333 It's actually very helpful. 1612 01:04:16,416 --> 01:04:18,208 - For whom? - For her! 1613 01:04:18,291 --> 01:04:20,208 And for us. Women. 1614 01:04:20,291 --> 01:04:21,750 You know how many women let go 1615 01:04:21,833 --> 01:04:24,375 of their erotic aspirations for good? 1616 01:04:24,458 --> 01:04:26,500 You know how difficult it is, what she's doing, 1617 01:04:26,583 --> 01:04:28,041 that she's trying to connect with that part 1618 01:04:28,125 --> 01:04:29,416 that she had lost? Good for you. 1619 01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:31,125 - Thank you. - [Joe] Bravo. Great work. 1620 01:04:31,208 --> 01:04:32,750 - Very important work. - Fuck you! It is important. 1621 01:04:32,833 --> 01:04:34,416 Hope you got a fucking Pulitzer for this shit. 1622 01:04:34,500 --> 01:04:35,750 - It is important. - Yeah? 1623 01:04:35,833 --> 01:04:38,041 Yes. What do we all want? Be honest. 1624 01:04:38,125 --> 01:04:41,458 To desire to be desired. 1625 01:04:41,541 --> 01:04:44,041 Maybe that's why you look at my boobs in the elevator 1626 01:04:44,125 --> 01:04:47,666 - every time I see you. - Oh... [Laughs] Really? 1627 01:04:47,750 --> 01:04:49,500 Joe looks at your boobs in the elevator. 1628 01:04:49,583 --> 01:04:51,000 I'm so sorry, Piña. 1629 01:04:51,083 --> 01:04:52,625 Really, Joe? Wow! 1630 01:04:52,708 --> 01:04:54,375 He thinks I don't notice, but I do. 1631 01:04:54,458 --> 01:04:56,291 It's like a little game we have, right? 1632 01:04:56,375 --> 01:04:57,916 Such a fucking hypocrite. 1633 01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,250 I don't... I don't... They're out there sometimes. 1634 01:05:00,333 --> 01:05:02,333 - They're hard not to see. - Let me ask you something. 1635 01:05:02,416 --> 01:05:04,666 When you look at my boobs, 1636 01:05:04,750 --> 01:05:08,000 do they seem - my boobs - 1637 01:05:08,083 --> 01:05:10,083 do they seem out of reach to you? 1638 01:05:10,166 --> 01:05:11,666 No, it's a small elevator. 1639 01:05:11,750 --> 01:05:13,583 I could just grab 'em if I wanted. 1640 01:05:13,666 --> 01:05:17,000 - That's not what I'm asking. - What are you asking? 1641 01:05:17,083 --> 01:05:21,125 Do you feel worthy of desiring them? 1642 01:05:22,583 --> 01:05:26,000 I've never thought about that for one fucking second. 1643 01:05:26,083 --> 01:05:28,833 Do me a favor. Please look at my boobs right now. 1644 01:05:28,916 --> 01:05:31,625 - What is happening right now? - Look at them. Look at them. 1645 01:05:31,708 --> 01:05:33,083 [Joe] I don't want to right now. 1646 01:05:33,166 --> 01:05:34,875 - [Piña] Look! - [Angela] Look at them. 1647 01:05:34,958 --> 01:05:36,625 - [Angela] Joe, look at them. - [Joe] I don't wanna right now. 1648 01:05:36,708 --> 01:05:38,583 - [Angela] Don't be rude. - It's fine. You just enjoy it. 1649 01:05:38,666 --> 01:05:40,500 Don't be rude! Look at them. 1650 01:05:40,583 --> 01:05:41,958 I don't wanna look at them. I don't... 1651 01:05:42,041 --> 01:05:44,500 Why are you teaming up on me, for God's sakes? 1652 01:05:44,583 --> 01:05:46,500 Look, I'm not a sicko like you. 1653 01:05:46,583 --> 01:05:49,416 I ain't gonna look at another man's wife's fucking tits 1654 01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:51,583 to jerk off to, OK? I'm normal. 1655 01:05:51,666 --> 01:05:53,333 - Who's doing that? - You're doing that. 1656 01:05:53,416 --> 01:05:54,750 - Who? - [Joe] You! 1657 01:05:54,833 --> 01:05:56,208 - When? - Every morning, apparently. 1658 01:05:56,291 --> 01:05:58,125 What? No. I... 1659 01:05:58,208 --> 01:05:59,666 I make love to Piña. 1660 01:05:59,750 --> 01:06:02,666 I tell her about Angela when I see her, 1661 01:06:02,750 --> 01:06:04,791 and she likes it. 1662 01:06:04,875 --> 01:06:06,208 It's our thing. 1663 01:06:06,291 --> 01:06:11,791 Oh, you guys talk about me when you're... 1664 01:06:11,875 --> 01:06:14,750 - Yes, my love, of course we do. - Yeah. 1665 01:06:14,833 --> 01:06:16,583 [Angela chuckling] Oh... 1666 01:06:16,666 --> 01:06:18,291 Really? 1667 01:06:18,375 --> 01:06:19,791 [Piña] A lot. 1668 01:06:19,875 --> 01:06:21,208 [Angela] Wow! 1669 01:06:21,291 --> 01:06:22,500 I see what's happening right now, Angela. 1670 01:06:22,583 --> 01:06:24,916 - What? - This whole thing was a setup. 1671 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,166 You planned this whole fucking thing right now. 1672 01:06:27,250 --> 01:06:28,666 - What are you talking about? - Holy shit! 1673 01:06:28,750 --> 01:06:30,625 The cheese, the soufflé and the meat, 1674 01:06:30,708 --> 01:06:32,250 and you didn't tell me they were coming. 1675 01:06:32,333 --> 01:06:34,083 You were trying to have a threesome with these people. 1676 01:06:34,166 --> 01:06:36,625 You knew they were fucking other people up there, 1677 01:06:36,708 --> 01:06:38,625 and you planned this whole thing. 1678 01:06:38,708 --> 01:06:41,250 This is fucking crazy, even for you, Angela. 1679 01:06:41,333 --> 01:06:42,625 What the fuck, Joe! 1680 01:06:42,708 --> 01:06:44,125 I was just trying to have a nice night 1681 01:06:44,208 --> 01:06:45,541 with some fucking wine and cheese. 1682 01:06:45,625 --> 01:06:46,791 What are you talking about? 1683 01:06:46,875 --> 01:06:48,458 You wanna all fuck each other! 1684 01:06:48,541 --> 01:06:51,125 You've been plotting this whole thing behind my back. 1685 01:06:51,208 --> 01:06:53,458 - Stop laughing at me. - [Hawk] Joe. Joe. 1686 01:06:53,541 --> 01:06:55,125 - Joe... - [Joe] What? 1687 01:06:55,208 --> 01:06:57,041 That is not what has been happening. 1688 01:06:57,125 --> 01:06:59,000 - No? Then what? - [Piña] No, of course not. 1689 01:06:59,083 --> 01:07:00,541 [Hawk] Did we ever talk to Angela about this? 1690 01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:02,583 - Never. - [Hawk] Never. Never. 1691 01:07:02,666 --> 01:07:05,958 I mean, it's... It is sort of why we came down here, but... 1692 01:07:08,416 --> 01:07:10,250 [Speaking Spanish] 1693 01:07:12,166 --> 01:07:15,166 Do not speak Spanish. Stop it. 1694 01:07:15,250 --> 01:07:17,833 [Speaking Spanish] 1695 01:07:17,916 --> 01:07:19,500 Stop speaking Spanish! 1696 01:07:19,583 --> 01:07:20,708 [Speaking Spanish] 1697 01:07:20,791 --> 01:07:23,291 OK. OK. OK. 1698 01:07:24,375 --> 01:07:26,166 Joe, Angela... 1699 01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:28,250 Um... 1700 01:07:28,333 --> 01:07:31,166 We did come down here tonight to invite you. 1701 01:07:32,166 --> 01:07:34,750 - Invite us...? - To join us. 1702 01:07:35,708 --> 01:07:37,666 Join you for... 1703 01:07:37,750 --> 01:07:39,291 - For sex. - ...sex. 1704 01:07:40,208 --> 01:07:42,208 - Sex. - For group sex. 1705 01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,041 What else? 1706 01:07:45,166 --> 01:07:47,291 - Us? - Yes. 1707 01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:50,083 - Me? - [Piña] Both of you. 1708 01:07:50,166 --> 01:07:51,500 Both of who? 1709 01:07:51,583 --> 01:07:53,958 - Both of you. - Including me? 1710 01:07:54,041 --> 01:07:57,166 Yeah, both... Both of you means you. 1711 01:07:57,250 --> 01:07:58,916 - Did you hear that, Joe? - I did. 1712 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:00,708 - Angela, did you hear that? - [Angela] Sure did. 1713 01:08:00,791 --> 01:08:02,500 You heard that, too? All right. 1714 01:08:02,583 --> 01:08:06,583 We've been talking about this for quite a while, actually. 1715 01:08:06,666 --> 01:08:08,041 Oh? 1716 01:08:08,125 --> 01:08:11,666 We feel a very strong connection with you guys. 1717 01:08:12,125 --> 01:08:13,625 OK. 1718 01:08:13,708 --> 01:08:15,500 [Hawk] We were getting signals, you know, in the window. 1719 01:08:15,583 --> 01:08:17,250 - OK. - [Hawk] In the elevator. 1720 01:08:17,333 --> 01:08:20,500 They seem to be very warm signals. 1721 01:08:20,583 --> 01:08:23,208 - Signals we liked. So... - Wow! 1722 01:08:23,291 --> 01:08:25,666 [Hawk] That's what this has been about. 1723 01:08:25,750 --> 01:08:27,000 OK? 1724 01:08:27,083 --> 01:08:29,625 That is so nice. Thank you. 1725 01:08:29,708 --> 01:08:31,750 - Yeah. - Oh, say thank you, Joe. 1726 01:08:31,833 --> 01:08:34,291 - Thank you. - Thank you. Very flattering. 1727 01:08:34,375 --> 01:08:36,041 - Feel very complimented. - Mm-hmm. 1728 01:08:36,125 --> 01:08:39,166 We find you very, very attractive. 1729 01:08:40,458 --> 01:08:44,250 - Thank you. - We talk about you. 1730 01:08:44,333 --> 01:08:46,125 I know. 1731 01:08:46,208 --> 01:08:48,250 You talk about my orgasms. 1732 01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:50,416 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - [Joe chuckling] A lot. 1733 01:08:51,458 --> 01:08:54,000 - We really do. Yeah. - [Piña] OK. 1734 01:08:54,083 --> 01:08:55,916 I think, um... even before we came down, 1735 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:59,375 we said you guys have a real quiet sex appeal. 1736 01:08:59,458 --> 01:09:02,125 So do you two, too... as well. 1737 01:09:02,208 --> 01:09:03,625 - I wouldn't say it was quiet. - No. 1738 01:09:03,708 --> 01:09:05,500 [Laughing] 1739 01:09:06,958 --> 01:09:09,500 So, we want to propose to you 1740 01:09:09,583 --> 01:09:12,958 that we share a sexual experience together. OK? 1741 01:09:13,666 --> 01:09:16,041 Just to be clear... 1742 01:09:16,125 --> 01:09:20,250 You, you, her... and me? 1743 01:09:20,333 --> 01:09:21,375 - [Piña] Yes. - Me too? 1744 01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:22,916 - [Piña] Yes, also you. - OK. 1745 01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:24,500 - [Piña] Yes. - OK. 1746 01:09:24,583 --> 01:09:27,666 But, but, but... it doesn't have to be tonight, OK? 1747 01:09:27,750 --> 01:09:29,791 - Oh... Right. - [Piña] No pressure. 1748 01:09:29,875 --> 01:09:32,208 - [Hawk] But it could be. - Could be tonight. 1749 01:09:32,291 --> 01:09:34,291 - I brought condoms and... - [Joe] Condoms! 1750 01:09:34,375 --> 01:09:35,583 Wow! 1751 01:09:35,666 --> 01:09:38,208 - It's like it's pre 9/11. - Wow! 1752 01:09:38,291 --> 01:09:39,791 How do... 1753 01:09:39,875 --> 01:09:42,250 Hypothetically speaking, like, if this were something 1754 01:09:42,333 --> 01:09:44,708 that we were to consider proceeding with... 1755 01:09:44,791 --> 01:09:47,166 Yeah, how would this shake down? 1756 01:09:47,250 --> 01:09:51,083 What would the procedural protocol be, technically? 1757 01:09:51,166 --> 01:09:53,291 - The procedural protocol? - Yeah. 1758 01:09:53,375 --> 01:09:55,625 - Just... to know. - Just to know. 1759 01:09:55,708 --> 01:09:57,708 Just so we could, yeah... 1760 01:09:57,791 --> 01:09:59,458 I mean, that's what we were talking about. 1761 01:09:59,541 --> 01:10:01,333 Right! Just, like, to recap really quick. 1762 01:10:01,416 --> 01:10:06,208 Just, specifically, how would this work? 1763 01:10:07,125 --> 01:10:09,416 We can all be together. 1764 01:10:09,500 --> 01:10:12,291 - We can watch you. - You don't wanna do that. 1765 01:10:12,375 --> 01:10:15,333 We could, um... obviously swap. 1766 01:10:15,416 --> 01:10:17,791 - [Angela] Uh-huh. - Swap. A little swaparoo. 1767 01:10:17,875 --> 01:10:22,750 Sometimes it helps to... to add a neutral element. 1768 01:10:22,833 --> 01:10:24,208 Like a referee. 1769 01:10:24,291 --> 01:10:26,041 [Speaking Spanish] 1770 01:10:26,125 --> 01:10:27,583 Carolina... 1771 01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:31,000 No Pepe, no Thomas. 1772 01:10:31,083 --> 01:10:33,333 Think I'm with Hawk on this one. No Pepe, no Thomas. 1773 01:10:33,416 --> 01:10:35,041 - I think... - Yeah. 1774 01:10:35,125 --> 01:10:37,083 - It's whatever we want... - Whatever you want. 1775 01:10:37,166 --> 01:10:39,250 ...and whenever. - Whenever. 1776 01:10:39,333 --> 01:10:41,750 Consider it an open invite. 1777 01:10:41,833 --> 01:10:43,166 - All right. - Right. 1778 01:10:43,250 --> 01:10:48,333 But tonight, again, tonight is on the table. 1779 01:10:48,416 --> 01:10:50,083 OK. 1780 01:10:50,166 --> 01:10:51,958 Weeknights are tough because of Maggie. 1781 01:10:52,041 --> 01:10:53,416 Weekends... also tough. 1782 01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:54,875 I'm actually training for a half-marathon. 1783 01:10:54,958 --> 01:10:56,375 They're inviting us to an orgy, 1784 01:10:56,458 --> 01:10:58,916 and you're giving them your Google calendar? 1785 01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:00,458 You overthink everything! 1786 01:11:00,541 --> 01:11:02,166 You're overthinking this as well. 1787 01:11:02,250 --> 01:11:04,583 At least I'm brave enough to get into scheduling. 1788 01:11:04,666 --> 01:11:06,708 You've literally offered me no logistical help. 1789 01:11:06,791 --> 01:11:08,625 - I'll do this. - Oh, really? 1790 01:11:08,708 --> 01:11:10,875 I'll schedule it for right now. I'll fuck you guys right now. 1791 01:11:10,958 --> 01:11:13,791 Incredible how unsexy you're managing to make this moment! 1792 01:11:13,875 --> 01:11:16,958 OK, OK, OK, I'm... I'm getting worried. 1793 01:11:17,041 --> 01:11:20,958 - [Joe] Why? - Yeah, because... hmm...! 1794 01:11:21,041 --> 01:11:25,416 As horny as I am right now, I just... 1795 01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:28,791 We cannot do this from an angry place. 1796 01:11:28,875 --> 01:11:30,916 - We're not angry. - I'm actually no angry. 1797 01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:34,125 This is me happy. You just haven't seen it yet. 1798 01:11:34,208 --> 01:11:36,541 I don't think you guys are there. 1799 01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:38,250 We're there. I can't speak for him, 1800 01:11:38,333 --> 01:11:39,750 but personally, I'm very there. 1801 01:11:39,833 --> 01:11:41,333 I feel very good about this. I feel there. 1802 01:11:41,416 --> 01:11:43,166 - I would actually do this. - I would do this. 1803 01:11:43,250 --> 01:11:44,750 - You would actually do this? - Yeah. Do you wanna do this? 1804 01:11:44,833 --> 01:11:46,208 - I would do this. - We're doing this. 1805 01:11:46,291 --> 01:11:47,916 I think we would do this. 1806 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,666 If this connection is not coming from a healthy place... 1807 01:11:50,750 --> 01:11:54,708 - Very healthy! - We are in need of expansion. 1808 01:11:54,791 --> 01:11:57,291 I think it'd be very healthy for us on an emotional level, 1809 01:11:57,375 --> 01:11:58,750 just in a positive way. 1810 01:11:58,833 --> 01:12:00,625 - That's a good reason. - That is a good reason. 1811 01:12:00,708 --> 01:12:02,291 - Everyone's a little buzzed. - Yeah. 1812 01:12:02,375 --> 01:12:05,166 - Feeling good, feeling loose. - They're good reasons. 1813 01:12:05,250 --> 01:12:06,666 - We haven't eaten too much. - Right. 1814 01:12:06,750 --> 01:12:08,125 We have relatively empty stomachs. 1815 01:12:08,208 --> 01:12:09,875 Yeah, and Maggie's not home. 1816 01:12:09,958 --> 01:12:12,000 I'm sorry. I just mean it's, like, a good time 1817 01:12:12,083 --> 01:12:14,333 because it's a free time. It's a good time for us. 1818 01:12:14,416 --> 01:12:16,041 I'd say there's, uh... 1819 01:12:16,125 --> 01:12:19,041 - no time like ahora. - Yeah. 1820 01:12:19,125 --> 01:12:20,625 - [Angela] Ahora. - Ahora. 1821 01:12:20,708 --> 01:12:23,000 - [Hawk] I'm good with ahora. - [Angela] Yeah! 1822 01:12:23,083 --> 01:12:24,833 - Ahora. - Definitely ahora. 1823 01:12:24,916 --> 01:12:26,041 Yeah. 1824 01:12:28,916 --> 01:12:32,416 I don't think this is the night for all of us together. 1825 01:12:33,166 --> 01:12:35,875 - Right. - Fuck! 1826 01:12:35,958 --> 01:12:39,750 But we could try to connect separately. 1827 01:12:40,625 --> 01:12:41,958 Oh? 1828 01:12:42,041 --> 01:12:44,208 - Yeah. - All right. 1829 01:12:44,291 --> 01:12:45,833 - [Angela] Yeah. - OK. 1830 01:12:45,916 --> 01:12:47,458 - Joe. - [Joe] Yes? 1831 01:12:47,541 --> 01:12:49,375 How would you feel about spending a little bit of time 1832 01:12:49,458 --> 01:12:50,791 alone with me? 1833 01:12:52,791 --> 01:12:54,958 - How would you feel about that? - Mm, I'm... 1834 01:12:55,041 --> 01:12:56,333 You'd feel good about it? 1835 01:12:56,416 --> 01:12:58,166 - You'd feel OK about it? - Mm-hmm. 1836 01:12:58,250 --> 01:13:01,375 Then I would also feel good about that as a plan of action 1837 01:13:01,458 --> 01:13:03,666 I would be willing to proceed with. 1838 01:13:04,291 --> 01:13:06,208 Angela? 1839 01:13:06,291 --> 01:13:08,583 - Uh... - Knock yourself out! 1840 01:13:08,666 --> 01:13:12,416 Yeah. I do... Yes! That. Yes. 1841 01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:14,833 - Look at us. - OK. 1842 01:13:14,916 --> 01:13:16,250 - Whew! - Hey... come on. 1843 01:13:16,333 --> 01:13:18,625 - OK. - OK. Yeah. 1844 01:13:20,583 --> 01:13:21,958 We're gonna separate but still be together, 1845 01:13:22,041 --> 01:13:24,666 so... feeling positive? 1846 01:13:24,750 --> 01:13:26,083 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 1847 01:13:26,166 --> 01:13:28,083 Joe, any reservations? 1848 01:13:28,875 --> 01:13:30,750 I would maybe prefer 1849 01:13:30,833 --> 01:13:33,458 not to have pegging performed on my body. 1850 01:13:33,541 --> 01:13:35,291 - Oh, I... I respect that. - Thanks. 1851 01:13:35,375 --> 01:13:37,125 Positive otherwise, though. OK? 1852 01:13:37,208 --> 01:13:38,791 Yes. Yeah. 1853 01:13:38,875 --> 01:13:41,375 So, your bedroom? 1854 01:13:41,458 --> 01:13:42,458 - No! - Not our bedroom. 1855 01:13:42,541 --> 01:13:44,208 - No, no, no. - Maggie? 1856 01:13:44,291 --> 01:13:47,208 - No! Gross. Uh... - Maybe... 1857 01:13:47,291 --> 01:13:48,541 - ...your office. - ...my office. 1858 01:13:48,625 --> 01:13:49,708 - We could... - I like your office. 1859 01:13:49,791 --> 01:13:51,291 - Oh! - It's nice. 1860 01:13:51,375 --> 01:13:53,375 You guys could take the, um... arts and craft room. 1861 01:13:53,458 --> 01:13:55,416 No, I think it's too small. I feel like the kitchen is... 1862 01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:57,083 - Maybe the kitchen. - Is that OK? 1863 01:13:57,166 --> 01:13:58,541 - [Hawk] We'll make that work. - It's just renovated. 1864 01:13:58,625 --> 01:13:59,791 We'll make it work. 1865 01:13:59,875 --> 01:14:02,291 - Great. - Cool. 1866 01:14:02,375 --> 01:14:05,666 [Piña speaks Spanish] Good luck. Enjoy, everybody. 1867 01:14:05,750 --> 01:14:07,666 - Thank you, yes. - See you soon. 1868 01:14:07,750 --> 01:14:10,375 - Feel very good about all this. - Great, very positive. 1869 01:14:10,458 --> 01:14:13,375 - Cool. - Angela... [Whispering] 1870 01:14:13,458 --> 01:14:15,166 [Joe] Oh, hello! 1871 01:14:19,333 --> 01:14:20,916 Namaste. 1872 01:14:22,125 --> 01:14:23,666 [Joe] OK. 1873 01:14:23,750 --> 01:14:25,333 OK. Hi. 1874 01:14:26,083 --> 01:14:28,041 Uh, Joe. 1875 01:14:29,666 --> 01:14:31,250 Oh. 1876 01:14:31,333 --> 01:14:33,708 - Cheers. - Thank you. Great. 1877 01:14:34,375 --> 01:14:35,583 OK... 1878 01:14:38,791 --> 01:14:40,333 [Speaks indistinctly] 1879 01:14:48,583 --> 01:14:50,125 [Angela] I meant to do the dishes 1880 01:14:50,208 --> 01:14:52,166 before you guys arrived tonight. 1881 01:14:52,250 --> 01:14:55,625 Just give me a second - I'm gonna wipe the countertops. 1882 01:14:55,708 --> 01:14:58,000 I meant to do it before you guys... 1883 01:14:58,083 --> 01:15:02,333 I mean... [Continues indistinctly] 1884 01:15:02,416 --> 01:15:04,166 - I'll just do the dishwasher. - Oh, no. 1885 01:15:04,250 --> 01:15:05,833 Really quick! I can do it... I'll be so fast! 1886 01:15:05,916 --> 01:15:08,208 - You don't have to do that now. - No? 1887 01:15:08,291 --> 01:15:10,708 Wait. I... One second! 1888 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:15,750 - Um... - Better, right? No? 1889 01:15:30,333 --> 01:15:32,250 [Takes deep breaths] 1890 01:15:43,875 --> 01:15:45,625 This is a stupid blouse. 1891 01:15:47,125 --> 01:15:48,958 [Sighs] 1892 01:15:49,041 --> 01:15:50,708 [Chuckles] 1893 01:15:54,791 --> 01:15:56,083 Oops. 1894 01:16:00,750 --> 01:16:02,625 - Do you want help with that? - Nope. No, no. 1895 01:16:03,541 --> 01:16:05,833 Just... one second! 1896 01:16:06,791 --> 01:16:08,250 Fuck me! 1897 01:16:08,333 --> 01:16:11,083 [♪ SADE: "By Your Side"] 1898 01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:25,791 ♪ You think I'd leave your side, baby... ♪ 1899 01:16:25,875 --> 01:16:27,708 Oh! Uh... 1900 01:16:29,333 --> 01:16:32,250 - ♪ You know me better than that - [♪ Piña singing along] 1901 01:16:33,625 --> 01:16:35,458 It is a good song. 1902 01:16:35,541 --> 01:16:40,208 ♪ You think I'd leave you down when you're down on your knees 1903 01:16:43,250 --> 01:16:45,250 ♪ I wouldn't do that... ♪ 1904 01:16:45,333 --> 01:16:47,791 - Hey! - [Moaning] 1905 01:16:47,875 --> 01:16:49,666 - [Clattering] - Oh! Sorry! Sorry! 1906 01:16:51,208 --> 01:16:56,458 ♪ If only you could see into me 1907 01:17:02,833 --> 01:17:08,625 - ♪ Oh, when you're cold - [♪ Joe and Piña singing along] 1908 01:17:08,708 --> 01:17:11,833 ♪ I'll be there 1909 01:17:11,916 --> 01:17:15,666 ♪ Hold you tight to me... ♪ 1910 01:17:15,750 --> 01:17:17,458 Do you actually look in the mirror 1911 01:17:17,541 --> 01:17:19,125 and not know how sexy you are? 1912 01:17:19,208 --> 01:17:21,958 Oh, blah! [Laughs] No! 1913 01:17:22,041 --> 01:17:23,666 - Angela! - No. No. 1914 01:17:23,750 --> 01:17:26,250 You can't be that out of touch with yourself, are you? 1915 01:17:26,333 --> 01:17:29,166 Oh, God. No. I know. I'm a stupid fucking cunt. 1916 01:17:29,250 --> 01:17:31,166 - I really... I... - Whoa, Angela. 1917 01:17:31,250 --> 01:17:32,875 No, that's just my inner monologue. 1918 01:17:32,958 --> 01:17:34,625 That's just the way I speak to myself. 1919 01:17:34,708 --> 01:17:37,208 It's just the voice in my head. It's not... No... it's good. 1920 01:17:37,291 --> 01:17:38,583 - Are you sure? - I'm good. 1921 01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:41,083 [Joe] Holy shit! 1922 01:17:41,166 --> 01:17:43,750 ♪ You think I'd leave your side, baby... ♪ 1923 01:17:43,833 --> 01:17:46,125 [Joe] Thank you so much for this. 1924 01:17:46,208 --> 01:17:48,250 This is... This is... This is already amazing. 1925 01:17:48,333 --> 01:17:50,083 ♪ You know me better than that... ♪ 1926 01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:52,333 Thank you for this. 1927 01:17:53,541 --> 01:17:55,083 ♪ Think I'd leave you down 1928 01:17:55,166 --> 01:17:57,875 ♪ When you're down on your knees... ♪ 1929 01:17:57,958 --> 01:18:01,250 Jesus Christ, you're hot. 1930 01:18:01,333 --> 01:18:05,750 - ♪ I wouldn't do that... ♪ - Holy shit! 1931 01:18:05,833 --> 01:18:07,916 - How do you wanna do it? - Oh! 1932 01:18:08,500 --> 01:18:10,541 How do I... 1933 01:18:10,625 --> 01:18:12,875 Um... 1934 01:18:12,958 --> 01:18:16,750 I want the, um... thing with... 1935 01:18:16,833 --> 01:18:20,166 Mm... Yeah, that menu would come in handy. 1936 01:18:20,250 --> 01:18:24,375 I think the, um... thing, the one with... 1937 01:18:24,458 --> 01:18:26,750 What you, you say... 1938 01:18:26,833 --> 01:18:28,833 You say. 1939 01:18:28,916 --> 01:18:31,541 You take this one. [Laughs] 1940 01:18:35,708 --> 01:18:37,541 You want me to do the thing 1941 01:18:37,625 --> 01:18:39,875 that makes Piña scream like that? 1942 01:18:39,958 --> 01:18:43,333 Yes. [Clears throat] Yeah. Yes. 1943 01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:48,791 ♪ I'll tell you you're right when you want 1944 01:18:50,083 --> 01:18:53,166 ♪ Ha-a, ha-a 1945 01:18:53,250 --> 01:18:54,958 ♪ Ha-a-a, oh-o... ♪ 1946 01:18:55,041 --> 01:18:57,791 [Whispering indistinctly] 1947 01:18:57,875 --> 01:19:00,791 ♪ And if only you could see into me... ♪ 1948 01:19:00,875 --> 01:19:03,000 [Joe chuckling] 1949 01:19:09,750 --> 01:19:11,958 ♪ Oh 1950 01:19:12,041 --> 01:19:15,250 ♪ When you're cold 1951 01:19:15,333 --> 01:19:18,541 ♪ I'll be there 1952 01:19:18,625 --> 01:19:22,666 ♪ Hold you tight to me, to me, yeah 1953 01:19:22,750 --> 01:19:25,041 ♪ Oh 1954 01:19:25,125 --> 01:19:28,416 - ♪ When you're low - OK, take off your clothes. 1955 01:19:28,500 --> 01:19:31,708 - ♪ I'll be there - Slow, slow, slow! 1956 01:19:31,791 --> 01:19:35,916 ♪ By your side, baby 1957 01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:38,250 ♪ Oh 1958 01:19:38,333 --> 01:19:42,250 - ♪ When you're cold... ♪ - [Piña chuckling] 1959 01:19:43,125 --> 01:19:45,250 [Grunts] 1960 01:19:45,333 --> 01:19:46,875 OK... 1961 01:19:48,458 --> 01:19:51,791 ♪ I'll be there 1962 01:19:51,875 --> 01:19:53,958 ♪ By your side... ♪ 1963 01:19:54,041 --> 01:19:56,208 Whoa, whoa, whoa... 1964 01:19:56,291 --> 01:19:58,166 - Argh! - [Gasps] 1965 01:19:58,250 --> 01:20:00,250 - [Joe screams] - Oh, that's Joe's back. 1966 01:20:00,333 --> 01:20:01,958 That's Joe's back. He's... He's fine. 1967 01:20:02,041 --> 01:20:04,125 - [Piña and Joe screaming] - No, no, he's fine. He's fine. 1968 01:20:04,208 --> 01:20:06,833 He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. He's OK. 1969 01:20:06,916 --> 01:20:08,666 I think... I really think he's OK. I think he's... 1970 01:20:08,750 --> 01:20:09,916 Yeah, he sounds fine. 1971 01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:12,458 [Grunting, shouting indistinctly] 1972 01:20:12,541 --> 01:20:14,041 [Piña] Help! Ayúdame! 1973 01:20:14,125 --> 01:20:16,750 [Piña and Hawk shouting in Spanish] 1974 01:20:16,833 --> 01:20:18,791 [Piña] He fell. He hurt his back. 1975 01:20:18,875 --> 01:20:21,791 - [Hawk] What happened? - [Piña] He's hurt his back. 1976 01:20:21,875 --> 01:20:24,250 - [Hawk] His back? - Yes, my back. 1977 01:20:24,333 --> 01:20:26,500 Don't touch me. Go away. Get away from me. 1978 01:20:26,583 --> 01:20:29,708 - Stop moving, Joe. Joe! - Let me be! Let me be! 1979 01:20:29,791 --> 01:20:33,000 I just need my pillows. I have these pillows. 1980 01:20:33,083 --> 01:20:36,166 - Joe, you gotta stop moving. - I gotta have my pillows. Fuck! 1981 01:20:36,250 --> 01:20:38,833 Listen to me. Listen to me. Slow your breathing down. OK? 1982 01:20:38,916 --> 01:20:40,958 - Slow your breathing down. - Don't touch me. Just go away. 1983 01:20:41,041 --> 01:20:42,958 Go away. Don't do anything to me. 1984 01:20:43,041 --> 01:20:45,500 Don't rolf me. Don't you dare rolf me! 1985 01:20:45,583 --> 01:20:47,875 Don't do this! Don't do it, man. 1986 01:20:47,958 --> 01:20:49,291 Please don't do this. 1987 01:20:49,375 --> 01:20:50,708 Whatever you're gonna do, don't do it. 1988 01:20:50,791 --> 01:20:52,250 Take a deep breath and try not to flinch. 1989 01:20:52,333 --> 01:20:53,916 - Oh, God, don't do this. - Try not to flinch. 1990 01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:56,000 - Please don't do it. Oh, God! - One, two, three! 1991 01:20:56,083 --> 01:21:00,541 [Screaming] Argh! Fuck you! Argh! 1992 01:21:00,625 --> 01:21:02,416 - Go away. - [Hawk] You're done! 1993 01:21:02,500 --> 01:21:04,791 - It didn't help. - OK, it takes a second. 1994 01:21:04,875 --> 01:21:06,833 - It didn't help at all. - It takes a second. 1995 01:21:06,916 --> 01:21:08,375 - Fuck off! - [Hawk] I think I did it right. 1996 01:21:08,458 --> 01:21:10,208 - Get me some ice. - [Hawk] I think I did it right. 1997 01:21:10,291 --> 01:21:13,500 - Get me some ice. - This is so embarrassing. 1998 01:21:13,583 --> 01:21:15,791 We are... We are so fucking embarrassing. 1999 01:21:15,875 --> 01:21:17,958 I can't believe it. Of course it's your fucking back. 2000 01:21:18,041 --> 01:21:21,125 Our entire life is about your fucking back. 2001 01:21:21,208 --> 01:21:23,125 - Constant fucking complaining! - What are you talking about? 2002 01:21:23,208 --> 01:21:25,291 Sorry my back is an inconvenience 2003 01:21:25,375 --> 01:21:27,291 to you having a fucking orgy. 2004 01:21:27,375 --> 01:21:28,791 It actually is, if you want to know, 2005 01:21:28,875 --> 01:21:30,458 and I'm not allowed to complain about it. 2006 01:21:30,541 --> 01:21:32,333 I'm not allowed to say a fucking thing about it ever. 2007 01:21:32,416 --> 01:21:35,416 Well, you're talking about it right now. So, congratulations. 2008 01:21:35,500 --> 01:21:36,500 - Oh, no! - Is it bad? 2009 01:21:36,583 --> 01:21:39,000 Yes, it's bad! Look at me! 2010 01:21:39,083 --> 01:21:42,083 Do you know your back pain is not about your back? 2011 01:21:42,166 --> 01:21:44,458 I think it actually is very much about my back! 2012 01:21:44,541 --> 01:21:46,000 That's not gonna work. 2013 01:21:46,083 --> 01:21:48,166 No massage, no pillow - none of those things work. 2014 01:21:48,250 --> 01:21:50,250 L4, L5, fucking classic. 2015 01:21:50,333 --> 01:21:53,250 Your back pain is about everything that you don't say. 2016 01:21:53,333 --> 01:21:56,833 You know? It's your rage, it's your anger speaking. 2017 01:21:56,916 --> 01:21:59,000 Hey, what are you talking about? Why are you doing this? 2018 01:21:59,083 --> 01:22:02,500 We were dancing to Sade thirty seconds ago. 2019 01:22:02,583 --> 01:22:04,333 It didn't hurt you in there when we were dancing, right? 2020 01:22:04,416 --> 01:22:06,500 We were having a nice time. I was loose. 2021 01:22:06,583 --> 01:22:08,833 What the fuck are you smiling at, Hawk? 2022 01:22:08,916 --> 01:22:10,666 I, I, I... I feel you, man. 2023 01:22:10,750 --> 01:22:12,750 "You feel me"? Don't try to connect to me, Hawk. 2024 01:22:12,833 --> 01:22:15,333 Do not try to connect with me. I don't want it. 2025 01:22:15,416 --> 01:22:17,375 - I've been where you are, Joe. - What the fuck? 2026 01:22:17,458 --> 01:22:19,375 So, you've been on your floor in your underpants, 2027 01:22:19,458 --> 01:22:21,125 ice on your back? 2028 01:22:21,208 --> 01:22:24,833 Yeah, I've been on the floor angry and in pain and all of it. 2029 01:22:24,916 --> 01:22:26,458 - Trust me. - Oh, my God! 2030 01:22:26,541 --> 01:22:28,541 I don't fucking want you to try 2031 01:22:28,625 --> 01:22:30,875 to in any way emotionally relate to me, 2032 01:22:30,958 --> 01:22:32,291 you fucking pervert. 2033 01:22:32,375 --> 01:22:34,958 - We're nothing alike. - How do you know? 2034 01:22:35,041 --> 01:22:37,500 Also, your name isn't Hawk! 2035 01:22:37,583 --> 01:22:39,125 No one's name is Hawk. 2036 01:22:39,208 --> 01:22:41,250 You go on and on about radical honesty. 2037 01:22:41,333 --> 01:22:43,375 Your whole name's a fucking lie, man. 2038 01:22:43,458 --> 01:22:44,708 What is your name? 2039 01:22:44,791 --> 01:22:46,666 What's your actual name? Tell me your... 2040 01:22:46,750 --> 01:22:48,291 What is on your driver's license? 2041 01:22:49,291 --> 01:22:51,958 Howard Wilson Kelly. 2042 01:22:53,875 --> 01:22:55,666 Howard. 2043 01:22:56,500 --> 01:22:58,125 He's Howard. 2044 01:22:58,875 --> 01:23:01,708 Your name is Howard. 2045 01:23:01,791 --> 01:23:05,958 This whole time, it hasn't been Hawk. 2046 01:23:06,041 --> 01:23:08,500 It's been little Howie. 2047 01:23:08,583 --> 01:23:10,375 Oh, my God. 2048 01:23:10,458 --> 01:23:13,083 That changes everything. 2049 01:23:13,166 --> 01:23:16,083 I didn't know we had a Howard in our midst. 2050 01:23:16,166 --> 01:23:18,708 I would've been so much nicer to you. 2051 01:23:18,791 --> 01:23:20,833 Where did Hawk come from, Howie? 2052 01:23:20,916 --> 01:23:22,458 How'd you land on Hawk? 2053 01:23:22,541 --> 01:23:25,333 It's just... It's the name I gave myself. 2054 01:23:25,416 --> 01:23:27,666 A nickname you gave yourself. 2055 01:23:27,750 --> 01:23:29,708 Literally the lamest words 2056 01:23:29,791 --> 01:23:31,541 that could have come out of your mouth. 2057 01:23:31,625 --> 01:23:33,208 Oh, my God. 2058 01:23:33,291 --> 01:23:35,166 What, were you biking across the ply at Burning Man? 2059 01:23:35,250 --> 01:23:37,583 You saw a fucking bird fly by or something? 2060 01:23:37,666 --> 01:23:42,250 No, it's something I did after my wife died. 2061 01:23:43,625 --> 01:23:45,000 [Exhales sharply] 2062 01:23:46,125 --> 01:23:48,625 You asked. 2063 01:23:48,708 --> 01:23:51,375 Well, you should lead with that next time, I guess. 2064 01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:53,541 She got cancer. 2065 01:23:53,625 --> 01:23:55,708 You don't have to answer his question. 2066 01:23:55,791 --> 01:23:57,416 You don't have to say anything. 2067 01:23:57,500 --> 01:23:59,916 It's a fair question, you know. 2068 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:02,000 How does Howard get to Hawk? 2069 01:24:02,083 --> 01:24:03,875 So... [Chuckles] 2070 01:24:03,958 --> 01:24:05,958 For Joe... 2071 01:24:06,041 --> 01:24:07,541 Um... 2072 01:24:08,291 --> 01:24:10,375 After she died, I... 2073 01:24:10,458 --> 01:24:11,916 I was doing some things 2074 01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:14,083 that were pretty suicidally stupid at work, 2075 01:24:14,166 --> 01:24:17,375 and I was gonna get someone else killed along with me. 2076 01:24:17,458 --> 01:24:20,500 And do you know how people say 2077 01:24:20,583 --> 01:24:22,750 your life flashes before your eyes? 2078 01:24:22,833 --> 01:24:24,125 I... I... 2079 01:24:24,208 --> 01:24:26,083 That happened to me, but not my life - 2080 01:24:26,166 --> 01:24:28,875 it was our life together. 2081 01:24:28,958 --> 01:24:34,208 It went by me in this high-speed film. 2082 01:24:34,291 --> 01:24:39,375 And I kept seeing this woman, 2083 01:24:39,458 --> 01:24:43,583 this, like, very gentle, very shy, sweet girl 2084 01:24:43,666 --> 01:24:45,166 who, like... 2085 01:24:45,250 --> 01:24:47,750 She thought I hung the moon. 2086 01:24:49,333 --> 01:24:52,875 And in the film, she... 2087 01:24:52,958 --> 01:24:55,625 Over and over again, she tried to... 2088 01:24:57,291 --> 01:24:59,750 ...open up about her fantasy life to me, 2089 01:24:59,833 --> 01:25:02,541 to, you know, share 2090 01:25:02,625 --> 01:25:07,708 this kind of sensual, adventurous side of herself, 2091 01:25:07,791 --> 01:25:11,375 so that I would enter into it with her, and... 2092 01:25:11,458 --> 01:25:16,083 ...I didn't just, you know, resist it. 2093 01:25:16,166 --> 01:25:19,958 I got really tight and judgmental and insecure. 2094 01:25:20,041 --> 01:25:22,458 And I... 2095 01:25:22,541 --> 01:25:26,750 And I made her feel so bad about it 2096 01:25:26,833 --> 01:25:29,250 that somewhere in that movie, she just stops... 2097 01:25:30,375 --> 01:25:32,666 ...trying to connect with me at all. 2098 01:25:34,583 --> 01:25:37,875 I suppressed her, you know? I... 2099 01:25:39,583 --> 01:25:46,500 I shut down her attempt to, like, live more boldly. 2100 01:25:48,541 --> 01:25:54,750 Somehow, the universe puts me on this one's couch, and... 2101 01:25:54,833 --> 01:25:58,041 ...she told me, you know, you got two choices. 2102 01:25:58,125 --> 01:26:00,041 Go set yourself on fire for real, 2103 01:26:00,125 --> 01:26:07,000 or change who you are and make yourself available. 2104 01:26:08,166 --> 01:26:09,958 So, uh... 2105 01:26:10,041 --> 01:26:13,208 I decided I really better change my name 2106 01:26:13,291 --> 01:26:14,791 if I was gonna change my life. 2107 01:26:14,875 --> 01:26:16,708 And so I did. 2108 01:26:19,625 --> 01:26:22,708 Well... I'm sorry your wife passed away, 2109 01:26:22,791 --> 01:26:25,791 and I'm glad you found a woman who would peg you 2110 01:26:25,875 --> 01:26:28,916 after you didn't let your wife peg you. 2111 01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:30,291 Oh, my God! 2112 01:26:30,375 --> 01:26:32,000 [Joe] What do you want from me? I'm sorry. 2113 01:26:32,083 --> 01:26:33,625 That's the moral of that story as far as I'm concerned. 2114 01:26:33,708 --> 01:26:34,958 Oh, my God! 2115 01:26:35,041 --> 01:26:37,583 My boyfriend shares 2116 01:26:37,666 --> 01:26:41,541 that very difficult and painful story with you, 2117 01:26:41,625 --> 01:26:43,291 and you're making fun of him? 2118 01:26:43,375 --> 01:26:46,291 I'm living a difficult and painful story right now, 2119 01:26:46,375 --> 01:26:47,666 in real life! 2120 01:26:47,750 --> 01:26:49,500 I really didn't expect this from you. 2121 01:26:49,583 --> 01:26:51,208 This is fucking disappointing. 2122 01:26:51,291 --> 01:26:53,458 - [Joe] OK. I'm sorry. - No, no, no, no, no. Really! 2123 01:26:53,541 --> 01:26:56,875 Shut up! Stop! Stop being unrespectful to my boyfriend. 2124 01:26:56,958 --> 01:26:58,875 Disrespectful. Don't be disrespectful. 2125 01:26:58,958 --> 01:27:00,416 She's saying... 2126 01:27:01,166 --> 01:27:03,208 She's saying what? 2127 01:27:03,291 --> 01:27:04,666 No, no. I... I was just clarifying. 2128 01:27:04,750 --> 01:27:06,125 I think they caught what I was saying. 2129 01:27:06,208 --> 01:27:07,666 Oh, are you going to interrupt? 2130 01:27:07,750 --> 01:27:09,916 - Sorry. - Correct my English right now? 2131 01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:11,750 No, mi amor, I was trying to clarify for him... 2132 01:27:11,833 --> 01:27:14,166 No! You're always interrupting me, 2133 01:27:14,250 --> 01:27:15,500 always correcting me! 2134 01:27:15,583 --> 01:27:16,750 [Speaks Spanish] 2135 01:27:16,833 --> 01:27:18,416 Do you know how bad your Spanish is? 2136 01:27:18,500 --> 01:27:19,791 And I never tell you, right? 2137 01:27:19,875 --> 01:27:21,375 What do I do? I help you. 2138 01:27:21,458 --> 01:27:23,833 I've been telling you all night, this is not gonna work. 2139 01:27:23,916 --> 01:27:25,291 It's not the night. They're not ready. 2140 01:27:25,375 --> 01:27:26,750 Look at this fucking mess. 2141 01:27:26,833 --> 01:27:28,291 And you keep pushing. 2142 01:27:28,375 --> 01:27:30,250 You keep pushing because you're always pushing. 2143 01:27:30,333 --> 01:27:32,708 And you know why? Because you don't listen. 2144 01:27:32,791 --> 01:27:35,166 - Just fucking listen. - OK. OK. 2145 01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:36,375 Piña... 2146 01:27:36,458 --> 01:27:37,666 Piña! 2147 01:27:37,750 --> 01:27:39,500 No, I don't wanna talk to you. Just... 2148 01:27:39,583 --> 01:27:41,458 - Piña! - Shut the fuck up for once. 2149 01:27:41,541 --> 01:27:42,875 - I... - Shut the fuck up! 2150 01:27:42,958 --> 01:27:44,958 Really! Really! For once, just shut the fuck up. 2151 01:27:45,041 --> 01:27:47,041 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Shut the fuck up. 2152 01:27:47,125 --> 01:27:48,583 - Shut the fuck up. - I shouldn't have said that. 2153 01:27:48,666 --> 01:27:50,541 - Just shut the fuck up. - It was terrible timing. 2154 01:27:50,625 --> 01:27:53,833 And... you are right. 2155 01:27:53,916 --> 01:27:56,500 This is the last time that will ever happen. 2156 01:27:56,583 --> 01:27:58,458 I totally understand what you're saying. 2157 01:27:58,541 --> 01:27:59,958 You said that before. 2158 01:28:00,041 --> 01:28:01,250 No, I never have. I will never do it again. 2159 01:28:01,333 --> 01:28:03,333 Fucking embarrassing. 2160 01:28:04,541 --> 01:28:07,458 And I'm sorry for yelling at you. 2161 01:28:07,541 --> 01:28:09,958 And I'm... I'm sorry if this was too much. I'm sorry. 2162 01:28:10,041 --> 01:28:11,333 No, no. It... It... 2163 01:28:11,416 --> 01:28:13,208 - Don't be sorry. - I'm sorry, Joe. 2164 01:28:13,291 --> 01:28:15,375 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was a joke. 2165 01:28:15,458 --> 01:28:17,416 Don't apologize. Don't anybody apologize. 2166 01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:18,666 We're so sorry. 2167 01:28:18,750 --> 01:28:20,458 I'm sorry I... yelled at you. 2168 01:28:20,541 --> 01:28:22,958 - I'm sorry I yelled at you. - You don't have to be sorry. 2169 01:28:23,041 --> 01:28:24,875 - It was horrible what you said. - You don't have to be sorry. 2170 01:28:24,958 --> 01:28:26,875 Guys... We are sorry. 2171 01:28:26,958 --> 01:28:29,208 - "We"? - OK? We're a fucking disaster. 2172 01:28:29,291 --> 01:28:31,583 We couldn't even pull off an orgy. 2173 01:28:31,666 --> 01:28:35,375 OK? We are dead inside. So, I apologize for that. 2174 01:28:35,458 --> 01:28:38,333 Oh, no, don't worry about that. You are definitely not dead. 2175 01:28:38,416 --> 01:28:40,458 You wanted to fuck the two of us. 2176 01:28:40,541 --> 01:28:42,708 It just wasn't the right night. 2177 01:28:42,791 --> 01:28:44,291 But what I don't understand is 2178 01:28:44,375 --> 01:28:46,666 how you can even have sex with each other, 2179 01:28:46,750 --> 01:28:49,500 'cause you are so mean to each other. 2180 01:28:55,333 --> 01:28:59,041 Because you... you do have sex with each other, right? 2181 01:29:03,916 --> 01:29:06,250 When was the last time you two had sex? 2182 01:29:08,291 --> 01:29:09,791 [Both] A year ago. 2183 01:29:09,875 --> 01:29:12,125 [Coughing] 2184 01:29:12,208 --> 01:29:14,166 Oh, sorry. I thought you said a year. 2185 01:29:15,583 --> 01:29:17,833 You did say a year? A year? 2186 01:29:17,916 --> 01:29:20,166 A year ago? 2187 01:29:20,250 --> 01:29:24,500 Oh, my God! No wonder why you are so awkward... 2188 01:29:25,375 --> 01:29:28,416 ...and horny and weird. 2189 01:29:28,500 --> 01:29:31,166 Do you know why you don't have sex? 2190 01:29:31,250 --> 01:29:33,000 - Because she won't fuck me. - Well, because of him. 2191 01:29:33,083 --> 01:29:34,125 [Joe] It's your fault. 2192 01:29:34,208 --> 01:29:35,708 - What? - It's your fault. 2193 01:29:35,791 --> 01:29:37,291 - It's not my fault. - Of course it's your fault! 2194 01:29:37,375 --> 01:29:39,000 We don't have sex 'cause she won't have sex with me. 2195 01:29:39,083 --> 01:29:40,791 - That's why! - "Won't have sex with you"? 2196 01:29:40,875 --> 01:29:42,208 You don't try! 2197 01:29:42,291 --> 01:29:43,791 I stopped trying because how many times can I try 2198 01:29:43,875 --> 01:29:45,041 before I'm just torturing myself? 2199 01:29:45,125 --> 01:29:46,583 - Oh, uh... - It's humiliating. 2200 01:29:46,666 --> 01:29:48,208 I'm being humiliated. 2201 01:29:48,291 --> 01:29:50,125 Am I not worth just a little bit more effort than that? 2202 01:29:50,208 --> 01:29:52,000 Could you maybe be trying a little bit harder? 2203 01:29:52,083 --> 01:29:54,166 How much effort do I need to put into having sex 2204 01:29:54,250 --> 01:29:57,375 with a woman who's supposed to want to have sex with me? 2205 01:29:57,458 --> 01:29:59,666 Why should that take so much effort? 2206 01:29:59,750 --> 01:30:02,166 You're supposed to be attracted to me. 2207 01:30:02,250 --> 01:30:04,166 You're my wife! What are talking about? 2208 01:30:04,250 --> 01:30:07,083 You know what? You don't want to do anything, OK? 2209 01:30:07,166 --> 01:30:09,041 So, that's where I'm starting. OK? 2210 01:30:09,125 --> 01:30:10,625 It's not very attractive 2211 01:30:10,708 --> 01:30:12,625 to be with someone who's just fucking miserable. 2212 01:30:12,708 --> 01:30:14,291 So, because you're miserable, then I'm miserable. 2213 01:30:14,375 --> 01:30:15,916 You're miserable, too. 2214 01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:17,166 So, congratulations. I guess we're both miserable. 2215 01:30:17,250 --> 01:30:18,458 We're even, OK? 2216 01:30:18,541 --> 01:30:20,125 You've nothing to be upset about. 2217 01:30:20,208 --> 01:30:23,208 Angela, would you fuck yourself? 2218 01:30:23,708 --> 01:30:25,125 What? 2219 01:30:25,208 --> 01:30:27,166 Would you have sex with yourself? 2220 01:30:30,208 --> 01:30:33,000 Hmm! Would you... fuck yourself? 2221 01:30:33,083 --> 01:30:35,375 All I do is fuck myself. 2222 01:30:35,458 --> 01:30:39,291 I'm the only person who fucks me currently. So, yes. 2223 01:30:42,375 --> 01:30:46,666 Do you even remember a time when you were not miserable? 2224 01:30:46,750 --> 01:30:48,625 [Joe chuckles] What's the difference? 2225 01:30:49,625 --> 01:30:51,458 Yeah, I do. 2226 01:30:55,625 --> 01:30:58,791 How did you two meet? 2227 01:30:58,875 --> 01:31:00,916 Who cares? [Laughs] 2228 01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:03,500 Who cares at this point? 2229 01:31:03,583 --> 01:31:05,958 - I'll tell you. - Great. 2230 01:31:06,041 --> 01:31:07,625 Um... 2231 01:31:10,291 --> 01:31:15,458 I was on a very bad date... 2232 01:31:15,541 --> 01:31:20,666 ...at this dive bar where Joe was playing with his band, 2233 01:31:20,750 --> 01:31:26,083 and he was flirting with me the entire show from the stage, 2234 01:31:26,166 --> 01:31:27,208 making me laugh. 2235 01:31:28,708 --> 01:31:31,000 And so I made my date drop me off, 2236 01:31:31,083 --> 01:31:32,708 and I sprinted back to the bar, 2237 01:31:32,791 --> 01:31:34,375 so I could see if I could catch Joe, 2238 01:31:34,458 --> 01:31:36,041 and I... I did. 2239 01:31:36,125 --> 01:31:38,125 But I don't think you ever realized 2240 01:31:38,208 --> 01:31:42,250 that I ran eleven blocks that night. 2241 01:31:42,333 --> 01:31:44,083 [Laughs] Did you know that? 2242 01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:47,458 - I didn't know that. - [Angela] Yeah. 2243 01:31:47,541 --> 01:31:51,250 I thought you were just a bizarrely sweaty person. 2244 01:31:51,333 --> 01:31:55,333 Maybe you had eaten some bad shrimp or something. 2245 01:32:00,791 --> 01:32:03,458 And we had sex all the time. We had... 2246 01:32:03,541 --> 01:32:06,416 We actually had great sex. It was great. It was really fun. 2247 01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:09,208 We were best friends. 2248 01:32:11,291 --> 01:32:13,333 That is true. 2249 01:32:15,083 --> 01:32:18,000 And then you just decided to be miserable. 2250 01:32:20,583 --> 01:32:22,541 Are you kidding me right now? 2251 01:32:23,416 --> 01:32:25,625 Are you fucking for real? 2252 01:32:25,708 --> 01:32:28,291 I "decided to become miserable"? 2253 01:32:30,333 --> 01:32:34,875 Do you actually not understand how I feel... at all? 2254 01:32:34,958 --> 01:32:36,708 You don't get it? 2255 01:32:38,500 --> 01:32:40,000 I'm a failure, Angela. 2256 01:32:40,083 --> 01:32:44,666 I live in my parents' apartment... 2257 01:32:44,750 --> 01:32:48,625 ...which is humiliating. I teach at a bad school. 2258 01:32:48,708 --> 01:32:50,458 Teach a bunch of kids to play the oboe 2259 01:32:50,541 --> 01:32:52,583 who don't give a fuck about it at all. 2260 01:32:52,666 --> 01:32:55,875 And nothing is gonna change anytime soon. 2261 01:32:55,958 --> 01:32:58,791 So, this is my life. So, I'm miserable. Yes. 2262 01:32:58,875 --> 01:33:00,333 Why can't you just let me be miserable? 2263 01:33:00,416 --> 01:33:03,875 Why can't you just accept that I am not happy 2264 01:33:03,958 --> 01:33:05,958 and just let me be not happy? 2265 01:33:07,500 --> 01:33:11,625 I'm sorry that your band didn't work out, Joe. 2266 01:33:11,708 --> 01:33:13,041 I'm really sorry. 2267 01:33:13,125 --> 01:33:15,625 You still teach music every single day. 2268 01:33:15,708 --> 01:33:17,666 You get to live in a beautiful home. 2269 01:33:17,750 --> 01:33:20,958 You have a kid who fucking worships you. 2270 01:33:21,041 --> 01:33:24,666 You have a life that I think many people would kill for, 2271 01:33:24,750 --> 01:33:26,750 but you've just decided to make the choice 2272 01:33:26,833 --> 01:33:29,541 to not get over your bullshit and to just be miserable. 2273 01:33:29,625 --> 01:33:32,916 You won't even fucking touch the piano that you used to love, 2274 01:33:33,000 --> 01:33:34,666 and we all have to tiptoe around you. 2275 01:33:34,750 --> 01:33:36,833 You're just like a sad, wounded puppy. 2276 01:33:36,916 --> 01:33:39,833 - You guys want some Rooibos? - Oh, fuck off, Hawk! 2277 01:33:39,916 --> 01:33:42,541 - Fuck off! - [Hawk whispers] Sorry. Sorry. 2278 01:33:42,625 --> 01:33:44,916 I am the one who gave everything up. 2279 01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:46,541 You did that. There's one reason 2280 01:33:46,625 --> 01:33:48,416 that you're not doing what you are not doing, 2281 01:33:48,500 --> 01:33:51,250 and that is because you are not doing it. You quit. 2282 01:33:51,333 --> 01:33:52,708 You gave up. 2283 01:33:52,791 --> 01:33:54,666 Can I ask you a question? For real? 2284 01:33:54,750 --> 01:33:56,250 What do you do all day? 2285 01:33:56,333 --> 01:33:58,375 Maggie goes to school. I go to work. 2286 01:33:58,458 --> 01:34:02,250 You go fucking insane in this apartment. 2287 01:34:02,333 --> 01:34:03,875 I don't know what the fuck you're doing. 2288 01:34:03,958 --> 01:34:07,000 You're buying fucking lamps and pillows and shit. 2289 01:34:07,083 --> 01:34:08,916 And then you try 2290 01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:12,083 to just fucking control every aspect of my life 2291 01:34:12,166 --> 01:34:14,791 when I get home at the end of every fucking day. It's... 2292 01:34:14,875 --> 01:34:16,458 What are you doing here? 2293 01:34:16,541 --> 01:34:18,375 - Fuck you, Joe! - What are you fucking doing? 2294 01:34:18,458 --> 01:34:20,416 - Fuck me? Yeah. Fuck me. - Yeah. 2295 01:34:20,500 --> 01:34:22,666 Fuck you! And I am not trying to control you. 2296 01:34:22,750 --> 01:34:25,208 - I am not controlling. No! - You don't let me do anything. 2297 01:34:25,291 --> 01:34:26,833 You don't let me get a fucking cat. 2298 01:34:26,916 --> 01:34:28,458 - I don't like cats. - There you go. 2299 01:34:28,541 --> 01:34:30,541 - They're fucking mean! - Congratulations. 2300 01:34:30,625 --> 01:34:32,333 I wanted one fucking thing. 2301 01:34:32,416 --> 01:34:34,625 Do you see how you talk to each other? 2302 01:34:34,708 --> 01:34:39,041 Do you see how you keep blaming each other for your unhappiness? 2303 01:34:44,333 --> 01:34:46,291 You made these choices. 2304 01:34:46,375 --> 01:34:48,458 They're your choices. 2305 01:34:50,458 --> 01:34:52,375 So much resentment. 2306 01:34:53,125 --> 01:34:55,416 So much. 2307 01:34:55,500 --> 01:34:57,333 Why are you in this marriage? 2308 01:34:57,416 --> 01:34:58,708 We have a daughter. 2309 01:34:58,791 --> 01:35:00,458 - Maggie. - [Piña] Great. 2310 01:35:00,541 --> 01:35:05,666 That's gonna be really, really great for her, um... 2311 01:35:05,750 --> 01:35:07,666 'Cause you think she doesn't notice, right? 2312 01:35:07,750 --> 01:35:09,875 She doesn't feel this. 2313 01:35:11,333 --> 01:35:13,500 You prefer that she grows up 2314 01:35:13,583 --> 01:35:18,625 marinating in this horrible anxiety every day. 2315 01:35:18,708 --> 01:35:21,500 What's better - to have happy parents who are separate 2316 01:35:21,583 --> 01:35:23,375 or to have very miserable parents 2317 01:35:23,458 --> 01:35:25,375 that stay together for their children? 2318 01:35:27,416 --> 01:35:28,625 [Sobs] 2319 01:35:33,041 --> 01:35:36,500 I think we only get a few chances 2320 01:35:36,583 --> 01:35:39,250 for meaningful relationships in life. 2321 01:35:40,625 --> 01:35:43,833 Usually, we move to different people. 2322 01:35:45,125 --> 01:35:48,375 Sometimes, we can have a new relationship 2323 01:35:48,458 --> 01:35:50,458 with the same person. 2324 01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:54,791 It's up to you. 2325 01:35:56,875 --> 01:35:58,583 But I think this relationship... 2326 01:35:59,958 --> 01:36:01,458 ...is over. 2327 01:36:09,041 --> 01:36:10,708 Yeah. 2328 01:36:16,833 --> 01:36:18,666 Yeah. 2329 01:36:20,666 --> 01:36:22,791 But I'm not your therapist, so... 2330 01:36:22,875 --> 01:36:24,958 I think I'm talking too much. 2331 01:36:27,625 --> 01:36:29,375 Hawk? 2332 01:36:34,375 --> 01:36:37,500 Gosh, you guys. I... 2333 01:36:37,583 --> 01:36:40,500 We really just wanted to see the apartment, you know, and... 2334 01:36:41,375 --> 01:36:42,916 ...maybe fuck a little. 2335 01:36:45,250 --> 01:36:47,125 Sorry to let you down. 2336 01:36:48,125 --> 01:36:50,000 Maybe next time. 2337 01:36:50,083 --> 01:36:52,416 Can I have my casserole back, please? 2338 01:36:52,500 --> 01:36:54,083 Yeah. Here, I'm gonna... 2339 01:36:54,166 --> 01:36:56,291 Let me rinse it out for you. 2340 01:37:15,916 --> 01:37:17,916 [Water running] 2341 01:37:39,208 --> 01:37:41,083 Did they leave? 2342 01:37:49,708 --> 01:37:51,416 Weird. 2343 01:37:57,250 --> 01:37:59,750 I'm gonna clean up tomorrow. 2344 01:37:59,833 --> 01:38:01,458 OK. 2345 01:38:07,791 --> 01:38:11,458 We have that place in Tahoe in August. 2346 01:38:11,541 --> 01:38:13,541 Maggie loves it up there. I don't know what... 2347 01:38:14,541 --> 01:38:16,291 ...to do about that. 2348 01:38:18,250 --> 01:38:20,000 I guess we'll figure it out. 2349 01:38:21,000 --> 01:38:22,541 Yeah. 2350 01:38:24,875 --> 01:38:26,208 How's your back? 2351 01:38:27,125 --> 01:38:28,541 It's better, actually. 2352 01:38:30,458 --> 01:38:32,166 I'm glad. 2353 01:38:36,791 --> 01:38:38,583 I'm so tired. 2354 01:38:39,750 --> 01:38:41,208 Me too. 2355 01:38:45,875 --> 01:38:47,666 I'm gonna go to bed. 2356 01:38:49,916 --> 01:38:51,500 Um... 2357 01:39:06,166 --> 01:39:08,500 Should I sleep in my office, I guess? 2358 01:39:11,500 --> 01:39:13,208 OK. 2359 01:39:30,291 --> 01:39:31,916 [Breathes heavily] 2360 01:40:36,166 --> 01:40:38,125 [Breathes heavily] 2361 01:40:40,541 --> 01:40:43,083 [♪ Somber tune on piano] 2362 01:41:18,166 --> 01:41:20,291 [♪ Piano stops] 2363 01:42:27,833 --> 01:42:30,208 [♪ Piano continues] 2364 01:42:39,125 --> 01:42:41,416 [♪ Piano playing more proficiently] 2365 01:43:46,083 --> 01:43:48,333 [♪ Piano fades] 2366 01:43:54,125 --> 01:43:56,041 [♪ Piano stops] 2367 01:44:08,541 --> 01:44:11,958 ♪ I'll light the fire 2368 01:44:12,041 --> 01:44:16,291 ♪ You place the flowers in the vase 2369 01:44:16,375 --> 01:44:20,750 ♪ That you bought today 2370 01:44:22,333 --> 01:44:25,250 ♪ Staring at the fire 2371 01:44:25,333 --> 01:44:32,291 ♪ For hours and hours while I listen to you 2372 01:44:33,250 --> 01:44:40,250 ♪ Play your love songs all night long for me 2373 01:44:42,875 --> 01:44:49,208 ♪ Only for me 2374 01:44:49,291 --> 01:44:51,916 ♪ Come to me now 2375 01:44:52,000 --> 01:44:55,500 ♪ And rest your head for just five minutes 2376 01:44:55,583 --> 01:45:01,041 ♪ Everything is done... ♪ 2377 01:45:01,125 --> 01:45:02,458 - Shit! - [Laughter] 2378 01:45:02,541 --> 01:45:04,750 ♪ Such a cozy room 2379 01:45:04,833 --> 01:45:08,333 ♪ The windows are illuminated 2380 01:45:08,416 --> 01:45:14,625 ♪ By the evening sunshine through them 2381 01:45:14,708 --> 01:45:20,875 ♪ Fiery gems for you 2382 01:45:20,958 --> 01:45:27,083 ♪ Only for you 2383 01:45:27,166 --> 01:45:29,750 ♪ Our house 2384 01:45:29,833 --> 01:45:32,750 ♪ Is a very, very, very fine house 2385 01:45:32,833 --> 01:45:35,791 ♪ With two cats in the yard 2386 01:45:35,875 --> 01:45:38,833 ♪ Life used to be so hard 2387 01:45:38,916 --> 01:45:45,416 ♪ Now everything is easy 'cause of you 2388 01:45:45,500 --> 01:45:48,458 ♪ And our 2389 01:45:48,541 --> 01:45:55,208 ♪ La, la, la-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la-la, la-la 2390 01:45:55,291 --> 01:45:57,625 ♪ La-la-la, la-la, la-la 2391 01:45:57,708 --> 01:46:02,041 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 2392 01:46:02,125 --> 01:46:05,041 ♪ La-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la 2393 01:46:05,125 --> 01:46:07,291 ♪ La, la-la-la-la-la-la-la 2394 01:46:07,375 --> 01:46:09,500 ♪ La-la-la, la, la, la, la 2395 01:46:09,583 --> 01:46:12,000 ♪ Our house 2396 01:46:12,083 --> 01:46:15,041 ♪ Is a very, very, very fine house 2397 01:46:15,125 --> 01:46:18,041 ♪ With two cats in the yard 2398 01:46:18,125 --> 01:46:21,125 ♪ Life used to be so hard 2399 01:46:21,208 --> 01:46:27,583 ♪ Now everything is easy 'cause of you 2400 01:46:27,666 --> 01:46:30,791 ♪ And our 2401 01:46:30,875 --> 01:46:33,583 ♪ I'll light the fire 2402 01:46:33,666 --> 01:46:38,166 ♪ And you place the flowers in the vase 2403 01:46:38,250 --> 01:46:43,333 ♪ That you bought today ♪ 2404 01:46:44,708 --> 01:46:46,916 [Sighs] 2405 01:46:47,000 --> 01:46:49,250 [Laughter] 170472

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