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Lunch, lunch, lunch,
lunch, lunch, lunch!
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Welcome back to
death Kwon do pizza and subs!
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Can I start you off
with a couple sodas?
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Sure, dude.
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Jerry! Two sodas!
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Yes, sensei!
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W-a-a-a-a-a-ah!
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Ka-ch-a-a-a-a-a-a!
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Who's that?
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That's my death Kwon do
apprentice, Jerry.
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Oh, that's cool.
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Uh-huh.
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And to eat...
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Everything's kind of heavy...
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Ah. I wish I
could get something
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Light but that
still tastes good.
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I get it.
You want...
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The death Kwon do
sandwich of health.
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Through years of trial and
error, I perfected it.
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W-a-a-a-ah!
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Using the finest
organic ingredients
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And the secrets of
death Kwon do,
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I've created a sandwich...
Hyah!
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That not only tastes great...
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It's as healthy as a salad.
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You'll be the first to try it.
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That's just a meatball sub.
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Yeah, and if I'm being honest,
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It looks even
greasier than usual.
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It is not!
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Its incredibly healthy!
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Every day, I have one for
breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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I've never felt better!
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Ugh! My stomach!
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Sensei!
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Yep, yep.
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You definitely need
a stomach transplant.
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What?!
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You had an extreme reaction...
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Wait. Scratch that.
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You had a completely normal
reaction to an extremely
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Unhealthy sandwich.
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Then your stomach
flat-out exploded.
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You see?
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Can you put him
on the transplant list?
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Well, yes, normally you'd be
able to, but a man of your...
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Physical gifts... Would burn
through a normal stomach like it
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Was nothing.
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Spell it out for me, doc.
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You're too...
How do I put this delicately?
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Hey!
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Aw, come on!
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That's just wrong!
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Not cool, man!
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Well, you're too
weak to be moved,
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And we need a suitable
transplant or you'll die.
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What about the
death Kwon do hospital?
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Could you call them?
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Yes, sensei!
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Death Kwon do hospital.
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Uh-huh.
Yep, mm-hmm.
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You do have a
stomach of great power?
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And we can pick it up today?!
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Excellent!
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Yes!
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Mordecai and rigby,
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Would you mind going with
Jerry to pick up the stomach?
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Sure, dude.
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Yeah, we're still on
lunch, anyway, so...
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But, sensei,
I don't need their help!
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I'm ready for this!
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No, Jerry!
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Unh!
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Yes, sensei.
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We don't have much time.
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As always, you'll need these.
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There it is.
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You have come...
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For the stomach.
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But first, you must prove you
are worthy for the stomach.
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My interns have mastered all the
most difficult death Kwon do
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Medical arts.
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Tongue depressor...
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The gurney...
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And cpr.
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Hwaaah!
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Attack!
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�
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Say "ahhh!"
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Hyah!
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In-your-face
of d-e-e-e-eath!
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Raaa... unh!
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Aah!
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Death block!
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Death block!
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Aah! Ohh!
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Huh?
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Hey!
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Hunh!
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Hyah!
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Hyah!
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Hyah!
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Nicely done.
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You have proven yourselves...
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Worthy.
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Wh-o-o-oa.
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Let me just top you off
with some ice, there.
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Now be careful.
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This is my last one.
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That's all right.
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Betrayal of death!
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One is all I need.
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Dude! What?!
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Did you really think I came
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All this way for
that jerk sensei?
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He worked me day and night
with menial tasks completely
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Unrelated to death Kwon do
sandwich making.
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"Wash the windows,
Jerry-San."
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Marry the ketchup,
Jerry-San.
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Crush the ice,
Jerry-San!
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"This job pays minimum wage,
Jerry-San!"
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But worst of all, he'd never
let me try his precious
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"Sandwich of health."
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"It's still experimental,
Jerry-San."
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"All in good time,
Jerry-San!"
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I couldn't take it anymore!
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So, one night...
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Eagle-claw of death!
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I snuck in after hours, and
I ate the forbidden sandwich.
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It was delicious.
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I couldn't get enough.
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