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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,476 --> 00:00:12,644 Lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch! 2 00:00:16,316 --> 00:00:18,450 Welcome back to death Kwon do pizza and subs! 3 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:21,387 Can I start you off with a couple sodas? 4 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,089 Sure, dude. 5 00:00:26,292 --> 00:00:27,292 Jerry! Two sodas! 6 00:00:29,796 --> 00:00:30,896 Yes, sensei! 7 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:33,298 W-a-a-a-a-a-ah! 8 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,368 Ka-ch-a-a-a-a-a-a! 9 00:00:38,171 --> 00:00:39,304 Who's that? 10 00:00:41,274 --> 00:00:45,778 That's my death Kwon do apprentice, Jerry. 11 00:00:49,516 --> 00:00:51,316 Oh, that's cool. 12 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,955 Uh-huh. 13 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:03,195 And to eat... 14 00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:08,100 Everything's kind of heavy... 15 00:01:09,936 --> 00:01:11,537 Ah. I wish I could get something 16 00:01:13,873 --> 00:01:15,153 Light but that still tastes good. 17 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:24,450 I get it. You want... 18 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:26,985 The death Kwon do sandwich of health. 19 00:01:29,322 --> 00:01:31,242 Through years of trial and error, I perfected it. 20 00:01:32,525 --> 00:01:33,759 W-a-a-a-ah! 21 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,831 Using the finest organic ingredients 22 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:42,180 And the secrets of death Kwon do, 23 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:47,973 I've created a sandwich... Hyah! 24 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:52,638 That not only tastes great... 25 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:57,983 It's as healthy as a salad. 26 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,153 You'll be the first to try it. 27 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:02,534 That's just a meatball sub. 28 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:06,825 Yeah, and if I'm being honest, 29 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:10,949 It looks even greasier than usual. 30 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:13,932 It is not! 31 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:18,103 Its incredibly healthy! 32 00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:22,251 Every day, I have one for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. 33 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:23,275 I've never felt better! 34 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:27,946 Ugh! My stomach! 35 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:30,449 Sensei! 36 00:02:32,118 --> 00:02:33,118 Yep, yep. 37 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:36,020 You definitely need a stomach transplant. 38 00:02:37,590 --> 00:02:38,891 What?! 39 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:43,328 You had an extreme reaction... 40 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:14,326 Wait. Scratch that. 41 00:03:25,972 --> 00:03:28,473 You had a completely normal reaction to an extremely 42 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:34,079 Unhealthy sandwich. 43 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:42,087 Then your stomach flat-out exploded. 44 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:48,493 You see? 45 00:03:53,032 --> 00:03:54,552 Can you put him on the transplant list? 46 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,350 Well, yes, normally you'd be able to, but a man of your... 47 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,641 Physical gifts... Would burn through a normal stomach like it 48 00:04:04,143 --> 00:04:05,577 Was nothing. 49 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:09,081 Spell it out for me, doc. 50 00:04:10,149 --> 00:04:12,217 You're too... How do I put this delicately? 51 00:04:15,121 --> 00:04:17,322 Hey! 52 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:20,192 Aw, come on! 53 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:22,060 That's just wrong! 54 00:04:23,963 --> 00:04:25,230 Not cool, man! 55 00:04:26,065 --> 00:04:30,035 Well, you're too weak to be moved, 56 00:04:32,038 --> 00:04:34,039 And we need a suitable transplant or you'll die. 57 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:37,476 What about the death Kwon do hospital? 58 00:04:39,545 --> 00:04:44,182 Could you call them? 59 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:50,055 Yes, sensei! 60 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:56,995 Death Kwon do hospital. 61 00:04:58,064 --> 00:04:59,364 Uh-huh. Yep, mm-hmm. 62 00:05:01,567 --> 00:05:05,604 You do have a stomach of great power? 63 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:10,275 And we can pick it up today?! 64 00:05:12,445 --> 00:05:14,379 Excellent! 65 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:21,420 Yes! 66 00:05:23,389 --> 00:05:25,757 Mordecai and rigby, 67 00:05:28,227 --> 00:05:30,387 Would you mind going with Jerry to pick up the stomach? 68 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:32,197 Sure, dude. 69 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:39,104 Yeah, we're still on lunch, anyway, so... 70 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:43,475 But, sensei, I don't need their help! 71 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:48,413 I'm ready for this! 72 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,351 No, Jerry! 73 00:05:53,886 --> 00:05:56,488 Unh! 74 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:01,093 Yes, sensei. 75 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,134 We don't have much time. 76 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:11,503 As always, you'll need these. 77 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:26,618 There it is. 78 00:06:27,787 --> 00:06:29,721 You have come... 79 00:06:31,457 --> 00:06:33,291 For the stomach. 80 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:38,230 But first, you must prove you are worthy for the stomach. 81 00:06:39,298 --> 00:06:41,698 My interns have mastered all the most difficult death Kwon do 82 00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:44,703 Medical arts. 83 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,140 Tongue depressor... 84 00:06:51,644 --> 00:06:52,644 The gurney... 85 00:06:53,312 --> 00:06:54,312 And cpr. 86 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:56,348 Hwaaah! 87 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,420 Attack! 88 00:07:06,225 --> 00:07:07,359 � 89 00:07:07,393 --> 00:07:09,327 Say "ahhh!" 90 00:07:16,402 --> 00:07:18,637 Hyah! 91 00:07:21,674 --> 00:07:23,508 In-your-face of d-e-e-e-eath! 92 00:07:25,144 --> 00:07:28,113 Raaa... unh! 93 00:07:31,417 --> 00:07:33,418 Aah! 94 00:07:35,054 --> 00:07:37,422 Death block! 95 00:07:38,424 --> 00:07:39,424 Death block! 96 00:07:44,897 --> 00:07:47,098 Aah! Ohh! 97 00:08:02,715 --> 00:08:03,715 Huh? 98 00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:06,918 Hey! 99 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:15,861 Hunh! 100 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,738 Hyah! 101 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:34,846 Hyah! 102 00:08:40,486 --> 00:08:42,654 Hyah! 103 00:08:43,756 --> 00:08:44,756 Nicely done. 104 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:47,686 You have proven yourselves... 105 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:50,462 Worthy. 106 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:00,272 Wh-o-o-oa. 107 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,306 Let me just top you off with some ice, there. 108 00:09:09,982 --> 00:09:12,183 Now be careful. 109 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:16,855 This is my last one. 110 00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:19,224 That's all right. 111 00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:23,628 Betrayal of death! 112 00:09:25,531 --> 00:09:26,932 One is all I need. 113 00:09:29,268 --> 00:09:30,268 Dude! What?! 114 00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:33,505 Did you really think I came 115 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:37,509 All this way for that jerk sensei? 116 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,738 He worked me day and night with menial tasks completely 117 00:09:43,382 --> 00:09:45,062 Unrelated to death Kwon do sandwich making. 118 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:48,420 "Wash the windows, Jerry-San." 119 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:54,459 Marry the ketchup, Jerry-San. 120 00:09:58,497 --> 00:10:00,699 Crush the ice, Jerry-San! 121 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:08,907 "This job pays minimum wage, Jerry-San!" 122 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:18,155 But worst of all, he'd never let me try his precious 123 00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:21,620 "Sandwich of health." 124 00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:28,727 "It's still experimental, Jerry-San." 125 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,463 "All in good time, Jerry-San!" 126 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:40,438 I couldn't take it anymore! 127 00:10:42,074 --> 00:10:43,241 So, one night... 128 00:10:46,078 --> 00:10:47,145 Eagle-claw of death! 129 00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:50,420 I snuck in after hours, and I ate the forbidden sandwich. 130 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:57,055 It was delicious. 131 00:10:58,190 --> 00:11:00,858 I couldn't get enough. 8269

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