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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,430 --> 00:00:03,470 早上好 Good morning. 2 00:00:03,590 --> 00:00:05,250 我只是来确认下你还活着 I was just making sure you were still breathing. 3 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:08,470 看来你还活着 别纳闷 You are... in case you were wondering. 4 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:10,130 我很抱歉前几天 I'm sorry your first couple days 5 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:11,640 让你过的不太顺 here have been a little rough. 6 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:13,570 一是我实在有点不知所措 Not only do I have no idea what I'm doing, 7 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:15,310 二是我爸妈有我的时候才15岁 but my parents had me when they were 15, 8 00:00:15,430 --> 00:00:17,940 所以他们也好不到哪去 so they're pretty much clueless as well. 9 00:00:20,380 --> 00:00:21,850 还有昨天 And that thing that happened yesterday 10 00:00:21,910 --> 00:00:23,180 你曾曾奶奶做的事 with your Great-Great Maw Maw... 11 00:00:25,250 --> 00:00:26,720 老娘 Mom! 12 00:00:28,990 --> 00:00:30,360 别咬 Ow! No biting! 13 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:33,960 我保证下不为例 Let's just say, I promise it will never happen again. 14 00:00:35,460 --> 00:00:37,200 吉米 Jimmy! 15 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:42,800 去桥上玩不 You want to go fake fight on the bridge? 16 00:00:42,870 --> 00:00:43,670 我们打算相互把对方扔下水 We're going to throw each other into the river 17 00:00:43,750 --> 00:00:45,570 然后看路人经过时的惊恐样 and watch people freak out as they drive by. 18 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:47,960 哥们儿 这想法太赞了 Oh, man, that sounds awesome. 19 00:00:48,530 --> 00:00:49,340 可我去不了 Oh, I can't. 20 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:51,140 还记得被我搞大肚子的那女孩吗 You remember that girl I got pregnant 21 00:00:51,210 --> 00:00:52,640 就是杀了很多人的那个 that murdered those people? 22 00:00:52,710 --> 00:00:53,580 记得啊 Yeah. Yeah. 23 00:00:53,650 --> 00:00:54,850 她被处死了 They executed her. 24 00:00:54,910 --> 00:00:56,450 所以我被这孩子缠住了 I got stuck with the baby. 25 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:58,150 没缠住 不是缠住 Not stuck-- didn't mean stuck. 26 00:00:58,220 --> 00:00:59,720 我乐在其中呢 I'm cool with it. 27 00:00:59,790 --> 00:01:01,920 我得看孩子 I got to watch what I say. 28 00:01:01,990 --> 00:01:04,020 不知道她现在能不能听懂人说话 I don't know if she understands words yet. 29 00:01:04,090 --> 00:01:05,990 反正我不能和你们一起去跳桥了 Anyway, I can't go jump off a bridge. 30 00:01:06,060 --> 00:01:07,260 我是有孩子的人了 I got a baby now. 31 00:01:08,910 --> 00:01:11,210 《家有喜旺》 第一季 第二集 32 00:01:11,210 --> 00:01:17,460 本字幕由 YYeTs人人影视 原创翻译制作 仅供学习 禁止用于任何商业盈利行为 更多影视更新 请登陆 www.YYeTs.net 33 00:01:11,210 --> 00:01:17,460 ■ 34 00:01:17,460 --> 00:01:23,710 翻译：深三蓝 毛栗老弟弟 苏小黛 35 00:01:23,710 --> 00:01:29,960 校对：苏小黛 时间轴：奈奈良 36 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:36,210 后期：鱼骨头 监制：苏小黛 37 00:01:38,790 --> 00:01:42,260 真好 你居然做了早餐乌龟 Oh, sweet, you made breakfast turtles. 38 00:01:42,330 --> 00:01:43,660 这一炉烤得都很赞 That's a good batch, too. 39 00:01:43,730 --> 00:01:45,030 她都可以开个小店 It's going to give her ham-and-egg tapases 40 00:01:45,100 --> 00:01:46,330 专卖火腿加蛋之类的餐前小吃了 a run for their money. 41 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:47,800 昨晚睡得怎么样 How'd the second night of sleeping go? 42 00:01:47,870 --> 00:01:49,870 她哭了几次 但只要我去摇篮床陪她 She cried a few times, but she settled down 43 00:01:49,940 --> 00:01:51,700 她就安静下来了 once I got in the crib with her. 44 00:01:51,770 --> 00:01:53,340 你和她一起睡摇篮床 You got in the crib with her? 45 00:01:53,410 --> 00:01:54,640 就一小会儿 For a little bit, yeah. 46 00:01:54,710 --> 00:01:56,110 咋了 很怪吗 Why, is that weird? 47 00:01:56,170 --> 00:01:57,980 -有点 -非常 - It's a little weird. - It's a lot weird. 48 00:01:58,040 --> 00:01:59,840 我总不能就让她一直哭吧 Well, I can't just let her cry. 49 00:01:59,910 --> 00:02:01,310 我很确定她已经讨厌我了 I'm pretty sure she already hates me. 50 00:02:01,380 --> 00:02:03,080 她从来不笑 She never smiles. 51 00:02:03,150 --> 00:02:04,620 是啊 我也发现了 Yeah, I notice that. 52 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:07,490 我昨晚对她做了大概一小时的鬼脸 I was making funny faces at her last night for, like, an hour. 53 00:02:07,550 --> 00:02:08,590 一点反应都没有 Nothing. 54 00:02:12,860 --> 00:02:13,780 也许她就是个故意找茬的婊子 Maybe she's just a bitch. 55 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:15,870 她才不是婊子 She's not a bitch. 56 00:02:16,060 --> 00:02:16,990 你咋知道 How do you know? 57 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,900 她妈可是连环杀手 She's the daughter of a serial killer. 58 00:02:19,970 --> 00:02:22,630 总会遗传点不好的基因吧 Some of that evilness has to be hermeditary. 59 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:25,270 迈克呢 他的帐篷咋没了 Hey, where's Mike's tent? 60 00:02:25,340 --> 00:02:28,270 自己看 Here. 61 00:02:28,340 --> 00:02:29,810 伙计们 俺遇见个妞 "Guys, met a chick, 62 00:02:29,810 --> 00:02:30,710 加了个教派 回见 joined a cult. Later." 63 00:02:30,780 --> 00:02:31,840 又来 Again? 64 00:02:31,910 --> 00:02:34,410 我想他这次是认真的 I think he's serious this time. 65 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,510 他连头都剃了 He shaved his head. 66 00:02:36,580 --> 00:02:38,450 恶心 不只他一个人的头发 Ew. Not just his head. 67 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:39,950 既然迈克走了 With your cousin Mike gone, 68 00:02:40,020 --> 00:02:41,820 今天你得辛苦点 做两份工 I'm going to need you to work twice as hard today. 69 00:02:41,890 --> 00:02:43,020 你最好再吃一份乌龟 You might want to eat an extra turtle. 70 00:02:43,090 --> 00:02:44,490 我擦 还有工作 Oh, crap, work. 71 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:46,090 我彻底忘了还有工作 I didn't even think about work. 72 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,130 孩子咋办 What am I supposed to do with the baby? 73 00:02:48,190 --> 00:02:49,990 你会有办法的 伙计 Well, you'll figure it out, man. 74 00:02:50,060 --> 00:02:52,330 你妈和我有了你后也一直都在工作 Your mother and I both worked when we had you. 75 00:02:54,900 --> 00:02:57,290 二十年前 76 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,050 晚上见 吉米 See you tonight, Jimmy. 77 00:03:17,260 --> 00:03:18,550 我以前经常坐在这幅画前 I used to sit in front of 78 00:03:18,550 --> 00:03:19,290 一坐就是几个小时 this thing for hours. 79 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:21,330 我幻想这小鹿是它爹妈留在林子的 I'd pretend the deer's parents left him in the woods 80 00:03:21,390 --> 00:03:23,360 等我爹妈上班时它就来和我对看 to stare at me while they went to work. 81 00:03:23,430 --> 00:03:24,230 我想如果有必要的话 I'm sure that's what the 82 00:03:24,230 --> 00:03:25,830 这小鹿的爹妈确实会这样做 deer's parents would have done if they'd had to. 83 00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:27,030 我想我得 Guess I'll just have 84 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:28,330 带着喜旺一起去工作 to take Hope to work with me. 85 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:29,500 这是常有的事 对吧 People do that, right? 86 00:03:29,570 --> 00:03:31,200 带着孩子去工作 Bring their babies to work? 87 00:03:31,270 --> 00:03:33,700 对 我貌似看到过 Yeah. I feel like I've seen that. 88 00:03:33,770 --> 00:03:35,840 早上好 威尔弗雷德 Morning, Wilford. 89 00:03:35,910 --> 00:03:38,280 我去看看送奶工来没来 Gonna see if the milkman has come yet. 90 00:03:38,340 --> 00:03:40,780 我不是你死去的老公 曾奶奶 I'm not your dead husband, Maw Maw. 91 00:03:40,850 --> 00:03:42,110 不是吧 Whoa, hey. 92 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,880 我记得我跟你说过了 I thought I talked to you about this. 93 00:03:43,950 --> 00:03:45,650 你不能在孩子周围抽烟 You can't smoke around the baby. 94 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:48,050 吉米 烟是往上飘的 Jimmy, smoke rises. 95 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:51,000 她没那么高 She's not going to be tall enough to breath it 96 00:03:51,070 --> 00:03:52,600 等她长高还早着呢 for a long time. 97 00:03:52,670 --> 00:03:53,870 你就不能戒了吗 Why don't you just quit? 98 00:03:53,940 --> 00:03:55,170 咋了 What? 99 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,440 当初年少无知 我觉得你抽起烟来 When we were young, I thought it made you look 100 00:03:57,510 --> 00:03:59,670 就像《油脂》里的桑迪 like Dirty Sandy at the end of Grease, 101 00:03:57,510 --> 00:03:59,670 《油脂》:1978年的著名电影 桑迪为片中女主角 102 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:00,720 可现在年纪越大 but the older I get, 103 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:02,980 我就越不喜欢你嘴里那股味了 the less I'm enjoying the taste of your mouth. 104 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:05,010 真恶心 Gross. 105 00:04:07,150 --> 00:04:10,080 那你打算让她也戒烟吗 You going to get her to quit smoking, too? 106 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:11,510 反正只要她活着 'Cause as long as she's exhaling, 107 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:13,450 这屋里就会有烟 there's going to be smoke in this house anyway. 108 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,560 要是我让她戒了 你也戒 So if I get her to quit, you'll quit? 109 00:04:18,530 --> 00:04:20,390 没问题 Sure. 110 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:26,630 奶奶 你觉得 Maw Maw, how would you feel 111 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,340 戒烟咋样 about quitting smoking? 112 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:36,140 加油吧你 Good luck with that. 113 00:04:48,060 --> 00:04:49,360 带好孩子 Grab your baby. 114 00:04:49,420 --> 00:04:50,590 咱们开工 Let's get to work. 115 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,300 不 我完全理解 No, I totally understand. 116 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:30,770 您说得对 Now that you point it out, 117 00:05:30,770 --> 00:05:32,770 这样的确可能会让她丢胳膊少腿甚至没命 I do see how she could lose a limb or be killed. 118 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:35,050 我会给她找保姆的 我保证 I'll get day care for her, I promise. 119 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:37,290 你直接跟我们说不行吗 非得报警 You know, you could have just said something to us. 120 00:05:39,230 --> 00:05:40,210 长舌妇 Tattletale! 121 00:05:49,860 --> 00:05:50,480 你好 Hello. 122 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:52,000 你叫塞布丽娜 对吧 Uh, Sabrina, right? 123 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:53,510 对 哦 是你 Yeah. Oh, hey. 124 00:05:54,330 --> 00:05:55,180 带孩子的那家伙 Guy with the baby. 125 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:57,420 是吉米 我叫吉米 It's Jimmy. My name is Jimmy. 126 00:05:58,040 --> 00:05:59,230 是我疯了还是咋的 Am I crazy, or did this place 127 00:05:59,310 --> 00:06:01,170 这里居然改走牛仔路线了 get a little cowboy-ish since last we... 128 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:01,980 换老板了 New owner. 129 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:03,290 很明显 他觉得 Apparently, he thinks 130 00:06:03,290 --> 00:06:04,570 如果员工看起来像一群蠢货 the customers will buy more food 131 00:06:04,650 --> 00:06:06,850 顾客会买更多吃的 if the employees look like a bunch of jackasses. 132 00:06:08,630 --> 00:06:09,480 看那边 Hey, check it out. 133 00:06:10,220 --> 00:06:11,730 那个疯女人拿着一卷 That crazy lady comes in here 134 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,160 "即将过期"的标签进来 with a roll of "Day-old" Stickers 135 00:06:13,350 --> 00:06:14,670 然后她把它们贴在新鲜面包上 and she puts them on the new bread 136 00:06:14,780 --> 00:06:16,490 这样她就不用付全额了 so she doesn't have to pay full price. 137 00:06:20,530 --> 00:06:21,670 很高兴再次见到你 Well, it was nice seeing you again. 138 00:06:22,980 --> 00:06:23,760 吉米 等等 Jimmy, hold up. 139 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:28,610 你们这里除了面包 Hey, do you guys do discounts on day-old anything else 140 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:29,690 还有没有别的快过期的打折商品 or is it just bread? 141 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,080 抱歉 只有面包 Sorry, it's just bread. 142 00:06:31,620 --> 00:06:32,510 这是你妻子 So is this your wife? 143 00:06:33,050 --> 00:06:34,100 -是我妈 -妈 - Mom. - Mom? 144 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:35,620 我很年轻的时候就生了他 I had him when I was young. 145 00:06:35,970 --> 00:06:37,210 你最好别学我 I don't recommend it. 146 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,720 -谢了 -塞布丽娜 麻烦你 - Thanks. - Sabrina, could you giddyup over here 147 00:06:39,790 --> 00:06:40,420 把那个梯子拿过来行吗 with that step stool? 148 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:42,970 最上面那排放芥末的 我够不着 I can't reach the top shelf on Mustard's Last Stand. 149 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:46,280 你说的就是她吗 很可爱 So is that her? She's cute. 150 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:48,360 不错的杂货员 Nice dumper. 151 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:49,430 你要约她出去吗 You gonna ask her out? 152 00:06:49,580 --> 00:06:50,510 你在这儿当然不行 Not with you here. 153 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:52,460 你该问她会不会带孩子 You should ask her if she babysits. 154 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:53,820 一石二鸟 Kill two birds with one stone. 155 00:06:53,940 --> 00:06:54,790 咱赶紧走吧 Let's just go. 156 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:59,080 吉米有没有告诉你 他在找保姆 Did Jimmy tell you he's looking for a babysitter? 157 00:06:59,890 --> 00:07:01,250 你不会带孩子 是吧 You don't babysit, do you? 158 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,050 对 但我表姐会 No. My cousin does, though. 159 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:05,040 她用她父母留下的房子开了家日托所 She runs a day care center out of her parents' house. 160 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:05,760 就是那个会跳舞的流浪汉 It's on the same street 161 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:07,350 常去转悠的那条街 where the dancing homeless guy hangs out. 162 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:09,320 人家叫丹 跳舞丹 His name's Dan-- Dancing Dan. 163 00:07:09,550 --> 00:07:11,840 他 他不是我们表亲 不是 And he's, he's not our cousin. Not our cousin. 164 00:07:21,380 --> 00:07:23,780 吉米 起床了 Jimmy, time to get up. 165 00:07:23,850 --> 00:07:25,750 该送孩子去日托所了 Get that baby to day care. 166 00:07:29,990 --> 00:07:32,690 拜托 这样很诡异 That's weird, man. 167 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:34,420 非常怪异 Weird. 168 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,140 好了 爸爸要送你去日托所了 Okay, Daddy's gonna leave you at day care 169 00:07:50,210 --> 00:07:51,570 这样他才能去赚钱啊 so he can go to work. 170 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,110 不过现在 But before I go, 171 00:07:53,170 --> 00:07:55,880 给爸爸笑一下 让我今天有点动力吧 one little smile to get me through the day. 172 00:07:55,940 --> 00:07:57,010 来吧 Come on. 173 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,350 笑一个 Come on. 174 00:07:59,410 --> 00:08:00,980 看来你是不准备笑了 是吧 You're not going to smile, are you? 175 00:08:01,050 --> 00:08:02,400 我知道在监狱里 赔笑是软弱的表现 I know in prison that was a sign of weakness, 176 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:03,720 可你现在不在监狱了 but you're out in the real world now. 177 00:08:03,870 --> 00:08:05,040 可以放下伪装了 It's okay to let your guard down. 178 00:08:08,460 --> 00:08:13,260 *所以我们不去啃胶棒* *And that's why we-ee-ee don't eat glue. * 179 00:08:13,330 --> 00:08:16,070 天呐 是吉米吗 Oh, my God, Jimmy? 180 00:08:16,070 --> 00:08:18,390 -你是 -是我啊 雪莉 - Excuse me? - It's me-- Shelly. 181 00:08:18,940 --> 00:08:20,020 真不敢相信 I don't believe this. 182 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:23,580 我也不敢相信 I don't believe it either. 183 00:08:24,780 --> 00:08:27,080 两年前 184 00:08:28,980 --> 00:08:31,550 你明天会打给我 对吗 So you're going to call me tomorrow, right? 185 00:08:37,340 --> 00:08:38,540 真是太奇怪了 This is so weird. 186 00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:40,280 我竟然 把你的号码弄丢了 I, like, lost your number, 187 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:41,940 我不知道怎样联系你... and I didn't know how to... 188 00:08:42,050 --> 00:08:43,850 天 快两年了吧 Wow, that was, like, two years ago. 189 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,670 我都不... 你可能结婚了吧 I don't even... You're probably married. 190 00:08:45,860 --> 00:08:46,830 -没 -男友呢 - Nope. - Boyfriend? 191 00:08:46,950 --> 00:08:48,110 没 Nope.  192 00:08:48,810 --> 00:08:51,320 天呐 太不可思议了 Wow, oh, this is crazy. 193 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:53,450 看来你倒是挺忙的 Well, I see you've been busy. 194 00:08:54,180 --> 00:08:57,150 有孩子 但是没有婚戒 Baby, but no ring on our finger? 195 00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:59,380 某人还是个淘气包啊 Somebody's still a naughty boy. 196 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,930 对 还是很淘气 Um, yes, still naughty. 197 00:09:02,050 --> 00:09:05,220 以前很淘气 正在努力学着不那么淘气 Was naughty. Trying to be less naughty now. 198 00:09:05,300 --> 00:09:07,480 我要为宝宝树立个好榜样 I'm a dad setting a good example. 199 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:09,000 话说 我想给孩子找个日托 Anyway, I was looking for day care, 200 00:09:09,110 --> 00:09:10,480 可我没那么多钱 but I don't have a ton of cash, 201 00:09:10,590 --> 00:09:11,950 也许这不是最好的... so maybe this wasn't even the best one... 202 00:09:12,030 --> 00:09:12,960 不 开什么玩笑 Oh, no, are you kidding? 203 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,130 为了你 咱万事好商量 For you, I think we could work something out. 204 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:17,330 你还喜欢这样吗 You still like this? 205 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:19,290 不 你记错人了吧 No! Ow! I don't think that was me. 206 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:42,990 希望她第一天过得还习惯 I hope she did okay on her first day. 207 00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:45,960 我一过去 你就按喇叭 As soon as I get up there, start honking the horn. 208 00:09:46,030 --> 00:09:48,490 我不想被雪莉缠住 I don't want to get stuck talking to Shelly. 209 00:09:52,930 --> 00:09:55,230 不错啊 丹 Hey, looking good, Dan. 210 00:09:55,300 --> 00:09:58,440 你没当选真是太可惜了 Sorry you lost the election. 211 00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:01,610 我相信你一定会是个优秀的审计员 I bet you would have made a fine comptroller. 212 00:10:02,910 --> 00:10:03,420 快进来 Come on in. 213 00:10:03,580 --> 00:10:05,430 不了 我爸还有急事 Oh, I can't. My dad's really in a hurry. 214 00:10:08,590 --> 00:10:10,060 看出来了 确实很急 Oh, wow. He is in a hurry. 215 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:11,540 进来坐坐 Well, sit down. 216 00:10:11,830 --> 00:10:13,820 我正打算给大伙唱首歌呢 I was just getting ready to sing a song to the troops. 217 00:10:14,590 --> 00:10:15,210 真好 Oh. Great. 218 00:10:16,570 --> 00:10:18,110 经历了今天的小插曲后 After our little incident today, 219 00:10:18,190 --> 00:10:20,840 我觉得我们有必要提醒自己注意界限 I think it's time we remind ourselves about boundaries. 220 00:10:21,070 --> 00:10:22,350 大家请注意听 So everybody pay attention. 221 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:26,850 锈锈 Rusty. 222 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:35,210 有时因事而伤心 *Sometimes things can make you sad* 223 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:38,440 有时因事而动怒 *Sometimes things can make you mad* 224 00:10:38,510 --> 00:10:40,480 你或许感觉糟糕 *You might be feeling mangy* 225 00:10:40,550 --> 00:10:41,620 或许要换尿片 *Or your diapers might need changing * 226 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,360 或许要换尿片 *Or your diaper might need changing * 227 00:10:44,050 --> 00:10:45,450 我不知 *I don't know* 228 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:48,220 无论何事令你动怒 *But whatever it is that's got you grumpy* 229 00:10:48,290 --> 00:10:50,890 掌中生刺或者身材矮胖 *A thorn in your paw or a great big dumpy* 230 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:55,030 务必冷静遵守我的黄金准则 *You need to stay calm and follow my golden rule* 231 00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:56,230 别咬人 *Don't bite* 232 00:10:56,430 --> 00:10:58,060 别咬人 *Don't bite* 233 00:10:58,130 --> 00:11:00,200 我知道你是为求自保 *I know it's your way of protection* 234 00:11:00,270 --> 00:11:02,000 但咬人会使病到处跑 *But bites can lead to infection * 235 00:11:02,070 --> 00:11:05,670 虽然有时 这也是爱的宣言 *In come cases, it's a form of affection... * 236 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:11,310 但是别咬人 *But don't bite. * 237 00:11:14,130 --> 00:11:15,310 你搞什么鬼 What the hell is that? 238 00:11:15,670 --> 00:11:16,670 没法让她戒烟 Can't get her to quit. 239 00:11:17,550 --> 00:11:19,000 一提到戒烟 她就用烟头烫我 She burns me every time I bring it up, 240 00:11:19,350 --> 00:11:20,440 所以我给她建了个泡泡屋 so I built her a bubble. 241 00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:23,810 灵感来源于老表迈克 It's loosely based on the plans that cousin Mike had 242 00:11:23,890 --> 00:11:25,360 发明大型管道的构思 when he was trying to invent the walk-in bong. 243 00:11:25,940 --> 00:11:27,510 从技术层面讲 只要她不出来 And technically, as long as she stays in here, 244 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:30,500 咱家就没有烟了 所以你得戒烟 there's no smoke in the house. So you have to quit. 245 00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:31,690 不 我才不戒 No, I don't. 246 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,290 她有泡泡屋 我也要泡泡屋 She gets a bubble, I want a bubble. 247 00:11:35,870 --> 00:11:38,780 看看是哪个好心人开车送我回来了 Hello. Look who was nice enough to give me a ride home. 248 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:40,180 你们好 我是雪莉 Hi, I'm Shelley. 249 00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:44,280 我和吉米以前好过一段时间 Jimmy and I hooked up a while back. 250 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:45,870 只是亲亲小嘴 摸摸小腿 Just some kissing and heavy petting. 251 00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,300 很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you. 252 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,830 谢谢你送我回来 Well, thanks for the ride. 253 00:11:50,020 --> 00:11:51,300 我得哄喜旺睡觉了 I should probably get Hope to bed. 254 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:52,130 让我来吧 I'll do it. 255 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,990 我今天哄她睡了午觉 轻而易举的事 I got her to take a nap today, no problem. 256 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,000 然后咱俩也许可以去租个碟来看 Then maybe then we can go rent a movie. 257 00:11:56,830 --> 00:11:58,530 谁想去睡眠谷 Who wants to go to Sleepytown? 258 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:00,770 你想去睡眠谷 对吗 You want to go to Sleepytown, don't you? 259 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,980 好的 我的小乖乖 好的 Okay, my fuzzy bunny, okay. 260 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:04,840 你们看到没 Did you see that? 261 00:12:05,690 --> 00:12:07,430 她笑了 喜旺对她笑了 She smiled. Hope smiled at her. 262 00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:09,920 也许你女儿不是个找茬的婊子 Maybe your baby's not a bitch. 263 00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:12,320 你现在被那个凶牙小女友缠住了 Well, you're stuck with your dead-tooth little girlfriend now. 264 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,140 她不仅是免费的保姆 Not only is it free day care, 265 00:12:14,430 --> 00:12:15,970 还是你女儿唯一喜欢的人 she's the only person your kid likes. 266 00:12:17,790 --> 00:12:18,600 那边啥情况 What's going on in there? 267 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,870 设计上还有缺陷 That is a bit of a design flaw. 268 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,160 屏住呼吸 奶奶 Hold your breath, Maw Maw. 269 00:12:27,550 --> 00:12:28,400 来救你了 Help's on the way. 270 00:12:33,730 --> 00:12:35,630 我们不能去那个收银台 Oh, uh, we can't go to this register. 271 00:12:36,710 --> 00:12:37,790 那边最多只能买15样东西 It's 15 items or less. 272 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,380 我们只租了盘电影 再加一盒小蛋糕 We've got movie rental and a box of brownie mix. 273 00:12:40,540 --> 00:12:41,660 我还没买完呢 I'm not done shopping. 274 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:46,780 走吧 Let's go. 275 00:12:47,010 --> 00:12:48,690 没事 那是我表妹 她不会介意的 Don't worry. It's my cousin. She won't care. 276 00:12:50,010 --> 00:12:51,360 你好吗 老妹 Hey. What up there, Paul? 277 00:12:51,630 --> 00:12:53,180 -奶爸 -我叫吉米 - Baby guy. - Jimmy. 278 00:12:53,490 --> 00:12:57,550 吉米 看看你们 出来逛街啊 Jimmy. Look at you two hanging out. 279 00:12:57,740 --> 00:12:59,440 是的 她在照看喜旺 所以... Yeah, well, she's watching Hope now, so... 280 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:00,610 两年前在一次派对上 Two years ago at a party, 281 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,040 我们从二垒到三垒 we got about three-quarters of the way 282 00:13:02,130 --> 00:13:03,490 已经进行了一多半 between second and third base, 283 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:05,630 现在 我们正共同抚养一个孩子 and now we're practically raising a baby together. 284 00:13:06,830 --> 00:13:08,070 去开房吧 咱俩 Get a room, us! 285 00:13:08,260 --> 00:13:09,190 不是我 绝对不是我 Not me. So not me. 286 00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:10,620 真是太疯狂了 This is wild. 287 00:13:10,780 --> 00:13:12,090 是啊 真的很疯狂 Yep, it's pretty wild, 288 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:13,870 也许我们会放慢点节奏 but we're probably gonna take it kind of slow. 289 00:13:14,030 --> 00:13:15,570 对了 套套 我忘了买套套 Oh, condoms! I forgot condoms. 290 00:13:17,470 --> 00:13:18,240 不好意思 Sorry. 291 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,100 我不知道你和我表姐有过一段 I had no idea that you hooked up with my cousin. 292 00:13:20,540 --> 00:13:22,890 看来我把你推进火坑了 Seems like I've put you in a bad situation. 293 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,280 没有 没事的 No, it's fine. 294 00:13:24,980 --> 00:13:26,940 真的吗 可我在你眼里 Really? 'Cause you kind of have this 295 00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:28,840 看到了被绑架者的无助 kidnapped-victim look in your eyes, like maybe 296 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:31,280 感觉你该拿份报纸向人求救 you should be holding a copy of today's newspaper. 297 00:13:31,350 --> 00:13:33,000 不 还好啦 我也说不清 No, it's cool. I mean, I don't know. 298 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,740 是 没... It's, um, not... 299 00:13:34,870 --> 00:13:36,000 还好 她人挺好 It's okay. She's cool. 300 00:13:36,110 --> 00:13:38,980 她不收我托儿费 所以 还好吧 She's not charging me for day care, so, so that's good. 301 00:13:39,060 --> 00:13:40,800 十二包 紫色 小型的 12-pack! Purple, slim fit. 302 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,430 救我 303 00:13:46,810 --> 00:13:50,830 天呐 《哈拉猛男秀2:欧洲种马》 Oh, man, Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo. 304 00:13:52,810 --> 00:13:53,980 我早就想看这片子了 I've been dying to see this movie. 305 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:54,730 看 我快下班了 You know, I'm off soon. 306 00:13:54,890 --> 00:13:56,440 咱们一起看行吗 Would you guys care for some company? 307 00:13:56,590 --> 00:13:58,600 没问题啊 太好了 Yeah! Oh, that would be great! 308 00:13:58,840 --> 00:13:59,650 人多了才热闹嘛 The more the merrier! 309 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,890 你不会介意吧 I mean, if that's okay with you. 310 00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:03,590 没事 她不会说什么的 That's all right. She won't say anything. 311 00:14:03,870 --> 00:14:04,950 咱们盖条毯子就行了 We'll be under a blanket. 312 00:14:31,540 --> 00:14:32,630 擦 丧尸出笼啊 Dia de muerto. 313 00:14:32,780 --> 00:14:34,210 你没来真可惜了 吉米 Oh, you should have been here, Jimmy. 314 00:14:34,450 --> 00:14:35,940 我们差点让一辆垃圾车 We almost made a trash truck swerve 315 00:14:36,010 --> 00:14:37,450 吓得撞上一个骑助动车的白人小妞 into some white chick on a moped. 316 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:38,410 真酷 Oh, cool. 317 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,040 你俩来不 You guys want to come over? 318 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,810 我们要去我家玩 We're hanging out at my house. 319 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:42,670 当然 Sure. 320 00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:44,180 这俩是我死党 These are my best friends. 321 00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:46,690 会打扰咱们吗 Is that a deal breaker with us? 322 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:47,570 想都别想 No way. 323 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,850 现在 她现在就来 Right now? She's coming over now? 324 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,250 快了 我让哈维尔和马库斯也过来了 Soon. I've got Javier and Marcus coming over, too. 325 00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,890 你们得帮忙缠住雪莉 I figured you guys can all keep Shelley busy 326 00:15:00,010 --> 00:15:01,400 好让我有时间跟塞布丽娜独处 while I spend some time with Sabrina. 327 00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:04,150 对了 还得把所有毯子都藏起来 Oh, and I need you to hide all the blankets. 328 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,550 好 你得换件像样点的衣服 速度 All right. You need to put a nicer shirt on. Go. 329 00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:11,000 找找看有没有V领的 Oh, see if you have something with a V-neck. 330 00:15:11,070 --> 00:15:12,700 最近貌似流行V领 I'm seeing a lot of V-necks lately. 331 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,320 话说 亲爱的 你的牙是怎么回事 So, what's the deal with the rotten chomper, sweetheart? 332 00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:36,220 你早该问了 Funny you should ask. 333 00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,340 我故意留着这牙 这样聊天时就有切入点了 I keep it as a conversation starter. 334 00:15:45,540 --> 00:15:46,230 你搞什么鬼 What are you doing? 335 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,360 等你老妈 Waiting for your mother. 336 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:50,370 真恶心 Gross. 337 00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:51,960 我们要大干一场 We're gonna have sex. 338 00:15:52,420 --> 00:15:54,470 我知道 所以我才说恶心 I realize that. That's why I said "Gross." 339 00:15:54,590 --> 00:15:55,440 您关上门行不 Can you shut the door? 340 00:15:55,630 --> 00:15:56,990 不行 我要是关了门 No. I shut the door, 341 00:15:57,060 --> 00:15:58,920 她就会忘了我还在这候着呢 she forgets I'm back here... waiting. 342 00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:08,880 抱歉来晚了 Sorry about being late. 343 00:16:08,950 --> 00:16:10,330 桥上出了点事故 There was an accident out on the bridge. 344 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:11,650 我们带了啤酒 Oh. We brought beer. 345 00:16:11,890 --> 00:16:13,320 太好了 要不要我... Great. Uh, you need me to... 346 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:14,950 你们 We? 347 00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:17,700 -你好 -你好 - What's up? - What's up? 348 00:16:17,930 --> 00:16:19,440 吉米 这是我男友怀特 Uh, Jimmy, this is my boyfriend Wyatt. 349 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:20,710 怀特 这是吉米 Wyatt, this is Jimmy. 350 00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:24,080 V领很赞啊 哪买的 Cool V-neck. Where'd you get it? 351 00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:26,060 DIY的 My room. 352 00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:30,530 妈 你见过塞布丽娜了 Mom, uh, you met Sabrina. 353 00:16:30,730 --> 00:16:33,550 这是她男友 怀特 This is her boyfriend, Wyatt. 354 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:36,800 幸会幸会啊 Nice to meet you. 355 00:16:37,650 --> 00:16:38,890 男女朋友啊 Boyfriend and girlfriend, huh? 356 00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:41,050 交往多久了 几周 How long's that been going on, a couple weeks? 357 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:42,800 不 都几年了 No, a couple years now. 358 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:46,200 哇哦 真长久啊 Wow, that's great! 359 00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:48,180 话说 怀特 你做什么工作的 So, Wyatt, what do you do? 360 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:49,240 你也在杂货店上班 You work at the grocery store, 361 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,210 是个搬货小弟吗 you're a bag boy? 362 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,590 不 夫人 我在纽约上大学 No, ma'am. I go to college in New York. 363 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:53,830 金融专业的 I'm studying finance. 364 00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:58,380 请进 Come on in. 365 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,260 是你啊 清理我父母家水池的 Hey, that dude cleans my parent's pool. 366 00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:08,850 你好 'Sup? 367 00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:27,260 没找到毯子 Couldn't find any blankets. 368 00:17:27,570 --> 00:17:29,270 只找到块沙滩巾 Best I could do was a beach towel. 369 00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:33,680 我不想 I don't want to do this. 370 00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:35,600 是因为我的牙吗 Is it the tooth? 371 00:17:35,870 --> 00:17:37,040 我包里有美白贴片 'Cause I've got Wite-Out in my purse. 372 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:38,360 不 跟牙无关 No, it's not the tooth. 373 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:41,730 只是 我喜欢你表妹 太傻了 It's just, I like your cousin, which is stupid 374 00:17:42,110 --> 00:17:43,540 我知道她有男友 because I know that she has a boyfriend, 375 00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:45,400 可我就是情不自禁 but I can't help it. 376 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:47,260 没关系 That's fine. 377 00:17:47,990 --> 00:17:49,070 你...你生气了吗 Well, are-are you mad? 378 00:17:49,980 --> 00:17:52,960 吉米 咱们两年前就搞过了 Jimmy, we hooked up at a party two years ago, 379 00:17:53,310 --> 00:17:54,470 你现在跟父母同住 you live with your parents, 380 00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:56,750 当了奶爸 还得靠打扫水池为生 you have a baby and you clean pools for a living. 381 00:17:57,450 --> 00:17:58,530 失去你也不是啥悲催的事 I think I'll get over it. 382 00:17:59,850 --> 00:18:01,450 意思是 你还会继续照看喜旺吗 Does that mean you'll keep watching Hope? 383 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,500 她真的很喜欢你 'Cause she really likes you. 384 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,480 事实上 她只喜欢你 In fact, you're the only person she likes. 385 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:08,910 当然 没问题 'Course, I will 386 00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:11,620 不过周薪得涨到60块 For 60 bucks a week. 387 00:18:15,910 --> 00:18:16,720 抱歉 失陪了 Excuse me. 388 00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:28,910 这边啥情况 Hey, what's going on out here? 389 00:18:29,380 --> 00:18:30,790 咱俩的爱爱录像 I've had to rewind our lovemaking cassette 390 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,110 我都反复看了六次了 six times already. 391 00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:33,270 咱今天还做不做啊 We gonna do this or what? 392 00:18:33,390 --> 00:18:35,980 对不起 他们让我来玩 我们队一直赢 Sorry. They asked me to play, and my team keeps winning. 393 00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:37,490 你们这群人 What are all you guys doing 394 00:18:37,570 --> 00:18:38,500 在我后院闹啥 in my backyard? 395 00:18:38,810 --> 00:18:41,010 我的别克云雀车哪去了 And where is my Buick Skylark? 396 00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:43,390 糟了 有人又想起当年了 Uh-oh, somebody found her marbles. 397 00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:45,100 很好 我就等着这一刻呢 Good, I've been waiting for this. 398 00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:47,800 奶奶 我是你的孙女婿伯特 Maw Maw, I'm your grandson-in-law Burt. 399 00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:50,800 你一直神志不清 难得清醒一小会儿 You've lost your mind and you're never lucid for very long, 400 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:51,810 所以 听好了 so listen up. 401 00:18:51,810 --> 00:18:54,200 我明白 说吧 咱们好好谈谈 I understand. Go. Let's do this. 402 00:18:54,990 --> 00:18:57,000 我们希望你戒烟 We'd like you quit smoking. 403 00:18:57,350 --> 00:18:58,430 啥 What are you talking about? 404 00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:00,830 你们一直没让我抽烟啊 You guys aren't letting me smoke, are you? 405 00:19:01,060 --> 00:19:03,730 我1971年就戒烟了 I quit smoking in 1971. 406 00:19:04,270 --> 00:19:05,060 你戒了 You did? 407 00:19:05,490 --> 00:19:07,920 是啊 维吉妮亚一出生我就戒了 Yeah, I quit when Virginia was born. 408 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,060 你为我戒了烟 You quit smoking for me? 409 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,680 如果你是维吉妮亚 那就是的 If you're Virginia, yeah. 410 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,230 我想多活几年 I wanted to live long enough to see 411 00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:15,740 亲眼看看你长大以后是啥样 what you'd grow up to be. 412 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:18,790 看你现在这样 早知道就不活这么久了 Doesn't look like it was worth the wait. 413 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:20,330 "谢谢" Thanks. 414 00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:21,570 那你现在可以死了 I guess you can die now. 415 00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,350 想得美 难怪你让我抽烟 You wish. That's why 416 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,480 你就是想让我死 you're letting me smoke; you're trying to kill me. 417 00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:27,030 没人想让你死 No one is trying to kill you. 418 00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:28,810 我们再也不会让你抽烟了 And we won't let you smoke anymore. 419 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,440 而且 只要你戒了 In fact, since you're quitting, 420 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,300 咱家就都不准抽烟了 no one in this house is gonna smoke anymore. 421 00:19:40,490 --> 00:19:41,490 我... I... 422 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,130 加油吧你 Good luck with that. 423 00:20:19,570 --> 00:20:20,690 给你拿了点巧克力蛋糕 Brought you some brownies. 424 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,050 她的牙可能没救了 Her tooth may be dead, 425 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:24,330 但她的烘培手艺可棒着呢 but her baking skills are alive and well. 426 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,260 谢谢 Well, thanks. 427 00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:29,980 你没事吧 You okay? 428 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,450 没事 Uh, yeah. I mean, 429 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,920 塞布丽娜有男友了我当然很郁闷 I'm bummed Sabrina has a boyfriend, 430 00:20:34,070 --> 00:20:36,860 可我更闹心的是 雪莉知道我不喜欢她了 but I'm actually more worried Shelley knows I'm not into her. 431 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,370 我又得为保姆费发愁了 I got to figure out how to pay for day care again. 432 00:20:40,650 --> 00:20:42,160 孩子是甜蜜的负担啊 That's the funny thing about having a kid. 433 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,630 他们一出生就会带来一大堆麻烦 They come with their own set of problems. 434 00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:45,510 而且会让你原本担心的其他事 Make everything else 435 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:48,270 都变得微不足道 you were worried about seem kind of silly. 436 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,070 拿着 Here. 437 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:01,850 这是干嘛 What's this? 438 00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:03,820 我的烟钱 My cigarette money. 439 00:21:05,940 --> 00:21:08,010 拿去给喜旺请保姆吧 I want you to use it to pay for Hope's daycare. 440 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,140 你要戒烟 You're gonna quit smoking? 441 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:11,030 对 Yep. 442 00:21:13,270 --> 00:21:15,630 我想多活几年 看看你会把她养成啥样 I want to stick around to see what you turn her into. 443 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:19,960 我喝了五罐啤酒了 I've had five beers, 444 00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:22,210 那个凶牙妹 and that girl with the crappy Chiclet 445 00:21:22,290 --> 00:21:23,520 居然越看越顺眼了 is starting to look pretty good. 446 00:21:23,770 --> 00:21:26,270 趁我"性"致高昂 So, uh, you might want to make your way 447 00:21:26,340 --> 00:21:28,360 你最好速度到卧室来 into the bedroom pronto. 448 00:21:30,980 --> 00:21:32,140 我得去解决下这事 I got to go take care of this. 449 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:33,580 真恶心 Oh, gross. 450 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,620 有人想睡觉了 是吧 Somebody's got to go to sleep soon soon, don't they? 451 00:21:42,890 --> 00:21:44,210 就是 你想睡了 Yes, you do! 452 00:21:48,110 --> 00:21:50,720 妈 她笑了 她冲我笑了 Mom, she did it! She smiled at me. 453 00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:53,850 她喜欢我 她终于喜欢我了 She likes me. She finally likes me. 454 00:21:56,330 --> 00:21:57,450 好吧 今晚 Well, at least you got one girl 455 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,690 起码有一个女孩爱你了 to fall in love with your tonight. 456 00:22:00,470 --> 00:22:01,550 你喜欢我是吧 Don't you like me? 457 00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:03,710 你超爱我的是吧 Don't you like me so much? 43705

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