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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,370 --> 00:00:05,804 ♪ There's 104 days of summer vacation 2 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:08,240 ♪ And school comes along just to end it 3 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:11,210 ♪ So the annual problem for our generation 4 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:15,681 ♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪ Like maybe 5 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:18,550 ♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy 6 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:21,086 ♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower 7 00:00:21,088 --> 00:00:23,689 ♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist Hey. 8 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:26,792 ♪ Or giving a monkey a shower 9 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:29,028 ♪ Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots 10 00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:31,764 ♪ And locating Frankenstein's brain It's over here. 11 00:00:31,766 --> 00:00:34,266 ♪ Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent 12 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:36,935 ♪ Or driving our sister insane Phineas! 13 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:39,772 ♪ As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do 14 00:00:39,774 --> 00:00:42,641 ♪ Before school starts this fall Come on, Perry. 15 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:47,713 ♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all 16 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:52,885 ♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all ♪ 17 00:00:52,887 --> 00:00:56,789 Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! 18 00:01:02,128 --> 00:01:04,830 (DJ) We are giving away free tickets to see 19 00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:07,699 everyone's favorite girl rockers - The Bettys. (both scream) 20 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:11,804 All you have to do is be the 444 and 4/4 caller... I love fractions. 21 00:01:11,806 --> 00:01:13,272 ...and you and your best Betty buddy 22 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:14,973 will get to ride with the band on The Betty bus 23 00:01:14,975 --> 00:01:16,575 to see the show. (both scream) 24 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,577 Call now. Oh, it's busy! 25 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:21,246 I've just gotta win. Clearly I'm your biggest fan. 26 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:25,017 See, even my Betty boom box which rests on my Betty bedside table 27 00:01:25,019 --> 00:01:27,052 next to my Betty bed runs on Betty batteries. 28 00:01:27,054 --> 00:01:28,754 Obsession rocks! I know. 29 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:33,092 Congratulations, you're the winning caller. 30 00:01:33,094 --> 00:01:35,594 (both scream) 31 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:40,032 Imagine, a whole day and the band.th Crash 32 00:01:40,034 --> 00:01:41,733 And, as an added bonus, 33 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:44,002 a whole day of not thinking about my goofy brothers. 34 00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:46,872 Just me, you and The Bettys. (horn honks) 35 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:48,874 Aah, they're here. 36 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:51,076 Bye. Enjoy your music concert. 37 00:01:51,078 --> 00:01:53,078 (Mom) Be careful. (Phineas) Have fun on your journey. 38 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,214 I can't believe we're about to board The Betty Bus. 39 00:01:55,216 --> 00:01:57,950 I bet the bus driver's gonna be a spaced-out rocker. 40 00:01:57,952 --> 00:01:59,351 H-Hello, girls. 41 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:03,055 My name is Dennis, and I'm with the radio station. 42 00:02:03,057 --> 00:02:04,323 (pig squeals) 43 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:07,326 That is Sir Bacon, the band's mascot. 44 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:09,361 According to our focus groups, 45 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:11,830 girls your age overwhelmingly find that cool. 46 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:13,132 (both) Totally. 47 00:02:14,934 --> 00:02:17,970 Whoa, this place is a total pigsty. 48 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:18,971 (both) We love it. 49 00:02:18,973 --> 00:02:20,939 Look, Stacy, it's them. 50 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:22,975 Shh, they're creating. 51 00:02:22,977 --> 00:02:24,643 ♪ ...between shows 52 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:27,746 ♪ Here comes two chicks nobody knows Aah! 53 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:30,015 We're your biggest fans. Yeah, we won the contest. 54 00:02:30,017 --> 00:02:32,417 Now we get to hang out with you all day. 55 00:02:32,419 --> 00:02:34,720 (British accent) Keep it down. We're trying to write a song. 56 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:36,221 Sure thing. Oh, no problem. 57 00:02:36,223 --> 00:02:38,056 (both giggle) ♪ 58 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:40,926 Oh, my gosh. It's The Betty Bass Guitar! 59 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:41,994 I know, I know... 60 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:43,095 Ach... Ach... 61 00:02:43,097 --> 00:02:44,129 Check this out. 62 00:02:44,131 --> 00:02:46,365 So tell me, girls, 63 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:48,367 would you like to be part of the music-making process 64 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:49,868 and help us write a song? 65 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,904 Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh. Would we? Would we? 66 00:02:51,906 --> 00:02:55,007 Great. First, we can't possibly write a song in this filth, 67 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:58,143 so you girls can start by cleanin' up the bus. 68 00:02:58,145 --> 00:02:59,745 Here you go. 69 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:02,147 All right, Ferb, what should we do today? 70 00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:04,016 One - an escalator to the moon? 71 00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:07,753 Two - become secret agents? Three - clone giant hamsters. 72 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:10,122 Hey, where's Perry? 73 00:03:10,124 --> 00:03:13,392 Huh. I wonder where he goes when we can't find him. 74 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:16,428 What the...? Some sort of secret room? 75 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:18,931 Wow. 76 00:03:18,933 --> 00:03:22,234 What in the world? A secret underground headquarters 77 00:03:22,236 --> 00:03:25,404 with a particle disrupter and, oh, a hovercraft. 78 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:28,006 Looks like we're gonna be secret agents, huh? 79 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:30,309 When did you find the time to build all this, Ferb? Actually, I - 80 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:32,811 Hello, Agent P. Hang on. 81 00:03:32,813 --> 00:03:35,480 It's here somewhere on this clipboard from which I have yet to look up. 82 00:03:35,482 --> 00:03:38,250 Agent P. P for Phineas. Nice touch, Ferb. Actually - 83 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:40,953 Ah, yes, here it is. Dr. Doofenshmirtz. 84 00:03:40,955 --> 00:03:42,721 Huh, what a surprise. 85 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:45,958 Building some sort of destructo ray. End of the world. 86 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:48,327 Yada, yada, yada. I'm faxing you the coordinates. 87 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:51,196 Cool. 88 00:03:51,198 --> 00:03:54,099 Great googly-moogly. 89 00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:56,368 Do... 90 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:59,037 Karl. Karl, who are those kids? 91 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:01,273 Oh, boy. They're Agent P's owners, sir. 92 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:03,308 Looks like they found one of our secret tunnels. 93 00:04:03,310 --> 00:04:06,111 Sweet. We got our mission, Agent F. 94 00:04:06,113 --> 00:04:08,180 To the hoverjet. 95 00:04:08,182 --> 00:04:11,083 ♪ Phineas and Ferb, Phineas and Ferb ♪ 96 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:14,419 Is that the hoverjet? Oh, no, they didn't. There you are, Agent P. 97 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:16,421 Those boys are in jeopardy 98 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:19,391 and not covered under our hoverjet insurance plan, 99 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:23,128 so, stop Doofenshmirtz and protect those boys. 100 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:24,496 Oh, and where are you going, 101 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:27,232 Mr. The Boys Will Never Find A Tree Tunnel? 102 00:04:27,234 --> 00:04:31,036 ♪ Phineas and Ferb, Phineas and Ferb ♪ 103 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:35,040 Wow... (reads) 104 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:37,142 You really thought of everything, Ferb. Actually - 105 00:04:37,144 --> 00:04:39,878 Hold that thought. The Bettys' tour bus. 106 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,047 Candace is on there. We should go say hi. 107 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:47,953 Oh, we can't get to our song till we deal with our fan mail. Think you could help? 108 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:50,555 Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh... Great. 109 00:04:50,557 --> 00:04:53,392 (British accent) You can start with this bag. 110 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:55,894 (British accent) And here's the shredder. 111 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:58,864 Check this one out. Ahem. 112 00:04:58,866 --> 00:05:02,334 "Beloved Bettys, your band is the biggest, baddest, most bangin' bunch of - " 113 00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:06,438 Hey, this is my letter. They didn't even read it. 114 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:09,174 Yeah, but don't forget - we are on the bus helping the band 115 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:11,043 write a song. 116 00:05:11,045 --> 00:05:13,812 Yeah, I guess you're right. And you know what the best part is? 117 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:18,050 I haven't even thought about my brothers the whole day. 118 00:05:18,052 --> 00:05:19,518 Stacy, look, it's my brothers. 119 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,988 Huh? I don't see anything. B-But I could've sworn I - 120 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:25,824 I think the cleaning supplies are starting to get to you. 121 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:29,127 That must be it. That's gotta be it. I'm not even gonna look. 122 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:32,130 (Major Monogram) Stop Doofenshmirtz. Protect the boys. 123 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:36,001 Stop Doofenshmirtz. Protect the boys. 124 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:40,072 (hums) Ah, nothing like a nice snack 125 00:05:40,074 --> 00:05:43,208 before testing the Destructinator. Aah! 126 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:48,013 Hey, Perry the Platypus, why do you always go for the nose? 127 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,281 Here you go. 128 00:05:49,283 --> 00:05:52,217 All 250,000 letters opened and shredded. 129 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:56,488 I just thought of something. The outside of this bus is dirty, too. 130 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:59,925 You know, Stacy, I'm beginning to think that The Bettys 131 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:02,561 have just been taking advantage of us this whole time. 132 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:07,332 What are you talking about? They've been nothing but... Look out! 133 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:10,268 ...nice to us since we got on the bus. 134 00:06:11,337 --> 00:06:14,039 Heh-heh. My automatic tennis ball server 135 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:18,276 can go all night, Perry The Plat- 136 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:20,946 (male computer voice) Destructinator countdown initiated. 137 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:23,248 30 seconds to activation. 138 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:26,151 30, 29... 139 00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:29,087 Wow, Ferb, this evil villain lair is awesome. 140 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:31,323 I see you carved it out with dynamite. Nice. 141 00:06:31,325 --> 00:06:35,227 Aw, cool, you got an automatic tennis ball server. Sweet. 142 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:37,429 Hey, what's going on, Perry the Platypus? 143 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:39,030 (muffled speech) 144 00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:42,100 We're finished washing the outside of the bus. 145 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:44,302 It nearly killed us, but we're finished. 146 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:48,673 Great work, girls. You've earned a special "surprise." Really? 147 00:06:48,675 --> 00:06:50,409 You get to scrub the toilets. What? 148 00:06:50,411 --> 00:06:52,177 Yay, toilets! 149 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:54,212 And be sure to get underneath the lid. 150 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:56,681 Ah, that is it. We're through being your tour monkeys. 151 00:06:56,683 --> 00:06:58,150 Right, Stace? 152 00:06:58,152 --> 00:07:00,352 Yay, a Betty Bowl Brush. 153 00:07:00,354 --> 00:07:02,287 You've just been using us this whole trip. 154 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:04,222 Is this how you treat your fans? 155 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:07,359 It should be your fans that inspire you to make music. 156 00:07:07,361 --> 00:07:13,064 If you can't see that by now, then drop me off at the next Betty Bus Stop. 157 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:17,369 Unfortunately, guys, she's right. 158 00:07:17,371 --> 00:07:20,272 I feel like a bit of a Betty butthead. 159 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:23,575 We're sorry for treating you so bad. 160 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:25,510 How can we ever make it up to you? 161 00:07:25,512 --> 00:07:28,079 I'll let you bang my Betty Bongos. 162 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:30,015 Or play my Betty Bass Guitar. 163 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:32,384 Hey, guys, that's it. 164 00:07:32,386 --> 00:07:36,121 ♪ You gotta bang your Betty Bongos 165 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:38,990 ♪ And bring your Betty Bass Guitar 166 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:41,593 ♪ And with the Betty backbeat 167 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:44,262 Um... 168 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:46,498 you'll go Betty, Betty far? 169 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,433 Perfect. That rocks. 170 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:50,435 Hey, girls, what's goin' on? 171 00:07:50,437 --> 00:07:52,637 We just helped the Bettys write - Wait a second. 172 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:55,073 Dennis, if you're here, then who's driving the bus? 173 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:56,608 Oh, come on, I'll show you. 174 00:07:56,610 --> 00:08:00,812 Autopilot. (both) Wow, cool. 175 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:05,450 By the way, I love that giant ray gun counting down to zero. 176 00:08:05,452 --> 00:08:08,186 OK, seriously, when did you make all this? 177 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:10,388 Look, for the last time, I didn't - 178 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:14,392 (all scream) 179 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:15,560 He fainted. 180 00:08:15,562 --> 00:08:17,028 Aah! 181 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:19,498 Aah! Unh, unh. 182 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,500 There's something wrong with the Betty Brakes, 183 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:23,468 and I can't stop the autopilot. 184 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:25,370 Grab the Betty Emergency Brake! 185 00:08:25,372 --> 00:08:26,738 (gasps) 186 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,340 The Betty Brake broke! 187 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:31,376 How did you make a working destructo ray? 188 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:33,111 (girls scream) 189 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,080 Hey, that's the bus Candace is on. 190 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:37,449 I get it. We have to save Candace. 191 00:08:37,451 --> 00:08:39,284 What a cool mission. 192 00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:42,220 ♪ Phineas and Ferb, Phineas and Ferb ♪ 193 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:43,655 (both scream) 194 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:47,392 Say, what's all the fussin' about? 195 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:48,727 (all scream) 196 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:56,434 (whistles) Special agent... 197 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:59,204 Curse you, Perry the Plat- Oof. 198 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,773 Bleah. Curse you, Perry the - 199 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:04,643 Bleah. Why did I buy so many mops? Oof. 200 00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:06,278 (girls scream) 201 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,179 We're coming, Candace. 202 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:10,549 (girls screaming) 203 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:14,352 Agent F, activate the magnet ray. 204 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:16,488 It's too heavy. 205 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:25,230 (The Bettys) Whatever you're doing is working. 206 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,731 Ferb, you designed this thing. 207 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:29,434 (imitates Captain Kirk) Can you give me any more power? 208 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:30,535 Excellent. 209 00:09:34,206 --> 00:09:36,207 We did it. Our sister's safe. 210 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:38,410 Brilliant. You did it. 211 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,845 Agent F, let's head home. 212 00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:44,749 Way to go, Candace. Now we are your biggest fans. 213 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,551 How can we thank you? 214 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:48,520 Well, you can come to my house and clean up my room. 215 00:09:48,522 --> 00:09:50,221 (all laugh) 216 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:54,759 How about you sing with us onstage instead? 217 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,628 (both gasp) It's a deal. 218 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:58,763 (both squeal) 219 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,799 I can't wait to get home and tell Mom 220 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,867 all about our secret spy adventure. 221 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:07,439 It's like we're stuck in some sort of tractor beam. 222 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:10,108 Aah! 223 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,509 Hi, Phineas. 224 00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:13,511 Seriously, Phineas, what are you doing? 225 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:16,414 (like James Bond) That, my friend, is classified information. 226 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,450 Oh, what a great day. 227 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:22,153 Not one phone call from Candace with some crazy, unbelievable story - 228 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,555 Mom, guess what Ferb did. 229 00:10:23,557 --> 00:10:25,457 He made a secret tunnel and a spy headquarters 230 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:27,459 and a villain's lair and a hoverjet shaped like Perry. 231 00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:29,127 Tell her, Ferb. Actually, I - 232 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:32,797 Wait a second. Why are you two soaking wet? Ach, I give up. 233 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:35,467 We fell in Isabella's pool. That I believe. 234 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:38,470 Oh, hi, Perry. I wonder how Candace is doing. 235 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:42,440 Oi, we'd like to bring a very special person to the stage. 236 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:44,542 She's not only Bettys' best fan, 237 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:47,679 but she also saved all of our lives. 238 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:51,883 Ladies and gentlemen, Candace and her best friend Stacy! 239 00:10:57,723 --> 00:11:00,892 ♪ You gotta bang your Betty Bongos 240 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:04,496 ♪ And bring your Betty Bass Guitar 241 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:07,465 ♪ And with the Betty backbeat 242 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:10,201 ♪ You'll go Betty, Betty far 243 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:13,271 ♪ So drop your boring baggage 244 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:15,507 ♪ And come with Missy, Tink and Crash 245 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:19,444 ♪ There's a Betty Bandwagon 246 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:25,283 ♪ Goin' to a Betty Bash 247 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,886 ♪ Get ready for The Bettys, ready for The Bettys 248 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:30,588 ♪ Get ready for The Bettys, ready for The Bettys 249 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:33,925 ♪ Ready for The Bettys ♪ Ready for The Bettys 250 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:37,462 ♪ It's the best thing you can do ♪ Best thing you can do 251 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:41,833 ♪ 'Cause The Bettys are ready for you ♪ 252 00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:46,838 What do you think your brothers are doing right now? 253 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,540 Who cares? 254 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,310 That, ladies and gents, 255 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:55,613 is how I defeated in the Amazon.s 256 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,449 Awesome story, Grandpa Reg. 257 00:11:57,451 --> 00:12:00,318 I'm sure you're going to hear plenty more fantastical stories 258 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,020 during Gran and Gramps' visit. 259 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:04,622 I was thinking we could all head to the mall. 260 00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:06,624 What a splendid idea. 261 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:10,361 I'd love to treat Candace to some new clothes. 262 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,731 (gasps) I'll be in the... car. 263 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:16,367 Could we stay home and hear some more of Grandpa's cool stories? 264 00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:18,002 Sounds good to me. Wonderful. 265 00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:19,838 We'll see you boys later. 266 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,840 My boy, what's this behind your ear? 267 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:24,743 It's me scrapbook. How'd you do that? 268 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:27,278 It's just a little bit of "how's your father." 269 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,614 I may seem like a barmy ol' git now, 270 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:32,617 but when I wasn't so long in the tooth, I had some grand larks 271 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:35,286 and engaged in a fair amount of derring-do. 272 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:37,756 Translate. When he was younger, he did a bunch of stuff. 273 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:39,758 Here I am as a young lad. 274 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,827 I made my living workin' at the family fish and chips shop. 275 00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:45,597 But I was destined for bigger things. 276 00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:48,566 I was known as The Great Flying Fishmonger. 277 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:51,703 Here's my first jump over my dear mum's tea society. 278 00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:54,572 Me jumpin' a whale, a ton of crumpets, 279 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:55,874 the Queen Mum. 280 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:58,409 But there was one jump that haunts me to this day - 281 00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,545 McGregor's Gorge of Doom. 282 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:03,114 People turned out by the thousands 283 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:06,885 to witness me and my trusty motorbike, the Holy Mackerel, 284 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,987 make our biggest jump yet. 285 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,989 The event was so massive, 286 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,725 I hired a local band to write me a theme song. 287 00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:16,528 (dirge-like) ♪ He's a fishmonger, and he flies... ♪ 288 00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:18,663 Well, it wasn't exactly a toe-tapper. 289 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,566 Then all of a sudden, it started to rain. 290 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:24,502 I'd have to postpone my great feat. 291 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:28,873 A second go at it weeks later had the same result. 292 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:35,580 And yet another attempt - nothin' but blasted rain again. 293 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:36,881 Let's go. Yeah. 294 00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:39,551 I've got teeth not to brush. 295 00:13:39,553 --> 00:13:41,553 Over the years, my eyesight went, 296 00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:43,855 and with the lumbago... (grunts) 297 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,857 ...sciatica... (creak!) 298 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:48,526 bursitis and... wait for it... 299 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,528 (boing!) ...trick knee, 300 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:54,532 jumpin' McGregor's Gorge is an intention lost to the past. 301 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,068 Wow, Grandpa, so what ever happened to the Holy Mackerel? 302 00:13:57,070 --> 00:14:01,172 Although I see your mother turned her into a lamp. 303 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,775 Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today. 304 00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:05,844 Oh, Grandma, you're gonna love this mall. 305 00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:10,448 I'll show you my favorite store, and there's this little dress that - Hmm. 306 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:13,751 Stacy, I have a strange feeling that ground was just broken in my backyard. 307 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:17,956 I need you to get over there and tell me what's going on. 308 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:21,125 Judging from this photo of McGregor's Gorge, we're right on track. 309 00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:24,629 Who's the tiger? Hey, Phineas, whatcha doin'? 310 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:27,699 Hey, Isabella. We're helping Grandpa Reg fulfill his crushed dreams. 311 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:30,768 Where's Ferb? He's in the garage restoring a mackerel. 312 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:38,009 Cool. Well, I brought this cute little toy over for Perry. Where is he? 313 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,711 Huh. I don't know. 314 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,012 Oh, hey, Agent P. 315 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,881 Monogram's thrown his back out... 316 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,749 I'm on the floor, Agent P. 317 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:48,419 ...so I'll be giving you your assignment, OK? OK. 318 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:51,556 Do a closeup. Huh? Oh. Yeah. Ha. 319 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,692 Ahem.Doofenshmirtz has been purchasing some suspicious items - 320 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:57,028 bags of sand, an extra-long shoelace... 321 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,030 We know he's up to no good. 322 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,466 Get out there and see what he's up to. 323 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,868 How was that? Just hand me my pills, Karl. 324 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,637 What's all the kerfuffle, lads? 325 00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:07,705 You can open your eyes now. 326 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,607 Blimey! 327 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:13,578 It's McGregor's Gorge and the Holy Mackerel! 328 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,781 Ferb, you've restored my pride and joy! 329 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:19,651 But, uh, I can't operate a motorbike 330 00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:21,419 in my condition. 331 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,820 Remember the... (creak! boing!) 332 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:25,657 Not a problem. Ferb's tricked out the entire bike. 333 00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:28,993 Lumbar support, padded seating, ergonomic controls... 334 00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:31,696 And the best part - sidecars. 335 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,998 See, as much as we wanna help you fulfill your dream, 336 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,701 we also really wanna jump a gorge. 337 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,703 Well, then you'll come with me. 338 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,706 The Flyin' Fishmongers shall jump again! 339 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,942 Oh, my dear, 340 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:46,678 you like a queen. Brava! 341 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,847 Can we get out of here, like, now, before anyone I know happens to see - 342 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:52,550 Candace? I almost didn't recognize you. 343 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,619 Jeremy! I-I, uh... 344 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,689 I gotta meet my mom in the food court, but I'll see ya later? 345 00:15:57,691 --> 00:15:58,957 (cell phone rings) 346 00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:01,159 Hello? Oh, hey, Stacy. 347 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:05,096 Mom, Stacy just told me the boys built a huge gorge in the backyard! 348 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,498 That hat might be a bit too tight. 349 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:11,002 ♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪ 350 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:13,071 (♪ suspense theme) 351 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,680 (needle scratches) 352 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,549 Oh, just come in... 353 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,217 into my trap. Yes. 354 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,653 Sticky flypaper, Perry the Platypus. 355 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,122 (mocking) Ha-ha ha-ha-ha! Quick story? 356 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,791 Back in Druselstein in the days of my youth, 357 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,793 there was a bully named Boris 358 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,795 who always wore big black boots. 359 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:40,765 They called him Big Black Boots Boris the Bully. 360 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,967 He was always kicking sand in my face. 361 00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:45,503 When I was in the sandbox - sand. 362 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,904 My first date - sand. 363 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,773 Balancing my checkbook - sand! 364 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,842 The beach... 365 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:55,780 But I couldn't relax, because I kept waiting for it. 366 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:59,150 Now, though, he will be the one doing the waiting. 367 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:03,221 Behold! Now-Who's-Blinded- By-Sandinator! 368 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:06,257 Maybe the Who's-Crying-Now-inator or something like - 369 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,526 Something with the "-inator" suffix. 370 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,995 In any case, it's a giant sand-kicking machine. 371 00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,530 You see, Perry the Platypus, 372 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,033 Boris has moved to the Tri-State area, 373 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:19,771 so now I am going to cover his entire house in sand! 374 00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:22,707 Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 375 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:26,077 Come see the Flying Fishmongers jump McGregor's Gorge! 376 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,913 Tell your friends! Do you know how dumb you look? 377 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:31,182 I thought it would be a good way to get more attention. 378 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,750 I love your outfit. 379 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,752 It's so cute. 380 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,254 Gorge jump! Gorge jump! 381 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:41,793 (TV announcer) Come see The Flying Fishmonger jump the gorge - live. 382 00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:47,165 (gasps) That's our yard. Mom, Mom, come here! I need you to see this. 383 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,167 Sponsored by Gorgeous Cream Pore Paste. 384 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,769 Oh, honey, your pores aren't that big. 385 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:54,138 And now, what you've all come to see, 386 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:57,008 The Flying Fishmongers! 387 00:17:57,010 --> 00:17:58,609 (cheering, whistling) 388 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,611 And here to play the Fishmongers' Anthem 389 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:03,147 are Isabella and the Fireside Girls. Hit it. 390 00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:05,249 (dirge-like) ♪ He's a fishmonger 391 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:08,152 (thunder crashes) ♪ And he flies... 392 00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:10,688 Well, me boy, 393 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,858 looks like I'll never get to fulfill my dream. 394 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:16,828 Hey, guys, you can stop playing. (♪ music stops) 395 00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:19,697 Wait a second. Start again. ♪ He's a fishmonger 396 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,099 Stop. 397 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,834 Start. ♪ He's a fishmonger... 398 00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:26,003 Grandpa, the song is so dreary, it's causing it to rain. 399 00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:28,840 What if we pep it up a bit? Pep away, me boy. 400 00:18:28,842 --> 00:18:31,008 Hey, Isabella, crank it up a notch! 401 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,977 Okey-dokey. Ready, girls? 402 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,346 ♪ Holy, Holy Mackerel, Holy, Holy Mackerel 403 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:38,883 ♪ Holy, Holy Mackerel, Holy, Holy Mackerel 404 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,886 ♪ He's bald on top, he's got an artificial hip 405 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:44,655 ♪ He's gonna take a hop, he's gonna take a trip 406 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,291 ♪ He's weak in the knees, and he can't find his keys 407 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:50,962 ♪ But put your hands together 'cause he's here to please 408 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:54,899 ♪ He's a flyin' fishmonger ♪ Flyin' fishmonger 409 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,200 ♪ He's a flyin' fishmonger... 410 00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:57,835 (cheering) 411 00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,837 ♪ He's a flying fishmonger with nerves of steel 412 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:04,208 ♪ He's got an old blender motor and a pair of wheels ♪ 413 00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:07,945 (vroom! vroom!) 414 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:11,382 Extra! Extra! Fishmonger and kids jump McGregor's Gorge! 415 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:14,252 (cheering loudly) 416 00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:20,658 Extra! Extra! Fishmonger and kids plummet to their doom! 417 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,761 Maybe we should have let it rain. 418 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,830 Don't worry, Grandpa. We've got a backup plan. 419 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,431 Ferb? 420 00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:31,068 (engine revs) 421 00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:36,707 Extra! Extr- Oh, forget it. 422 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,943 That can't be good. 423 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,012 Spot of tea? 424 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,813 Yeah, all right. 425 00:19:43,815 --> 00:19:46,050 Dad, can we speed up this pony ride a little? 426 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,052 Honey, I'll have you ladies home 427 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:50,354 in two shakes of a lamb's tail. (tires squeal) 428 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,456 Whoo! That was a close one. 429 00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:11,976 (kids) Aww. 430 00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:15,479 (crowd cheering wildly) 431 00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:18,382 Good show, me boy. Good show! 432 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,384 (♪ march) 433 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:24,021 Ha-ha, the home of my former nemesis. 434 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:27,191 Time to kick a little sand, eh, Perry the Platypus? 435 00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:29,126 Tube socks? 436 00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:33,464 What is this, 1974? Well, it's too late now. 437 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,968 Ohh! What are you doing? 438 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:39,837 (Grandma) Home again, home again. (Candace) Agh, finally. 439 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:42,940 Thank you, lads, for helpin' this old codger fulfill his dream. 440 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:46,043 Ha! You guys are so busted. 441 00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:48,145 Look at this. It's even better than I thought. 442 00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:50,214 There's no way you're gonna get outta this one. 443 00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:52,750 Oh, Mom... Mom! 444 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,152 Cut it out, Perry the Platypus. No grabbies. 445 00:20:57,022 --> 00:21:00,758 Ha! No stopping it now. 446 00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:10,067 Even on my sand-kicking machine - sand. 447 00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:20,344 Curse you, Perry the Platypus! 448 00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:24,048 I must say, love the new anthem. Hey, Perry. 449 00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:26,050 But I do miss the old one. 450 00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:28,286 Couldn't I hear it one last time? 451 00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:31,122 You got it, Grandpa. One last time, girls. 452 00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:35,126 ♪ He's a fishmonger, and he flies 453 00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:39,063 ♪ He's a fishmonger, and he flies ♪ 454 00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:42,099 These two have really done it this time, Mom. 455 00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:44,101 Look what they did to the backyard. 456 00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:46,871 Wow! You guys made the lawn look great. 457 00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:48,873 Oh, it's all weeded and watered. 458 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:52,176 Oh, well done. I... I... 459 00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:54,445 (squeaks) I... What else did you do today? 460 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:56,981 Well, these two roister-doisters 461 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,416 wheeled out me old iron, 462 00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,951 built a crackin' match for McGregor's Gorge, 463 00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:05,423 and helped this daft ol' git have one last knees-up. 464 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:07,491 I have absolutely no idea. 465 00:22:09,861 --> 00:22:10,928 ♪ Holy, Holy Mackerel 466 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:12,530 ♪ Holy, Holy Mackerel 467 00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:14,165 ♪ Holy, Holy Mackerel 468 00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:17,168 ♪ He's bald on top, he's got an artificial hip 469 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:20,137 ♪ He's gonna take a hop, he's gonna take a trip 470 00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:22,973 ♪ He's weak in the knees, and he can't find his keys 471 00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:26,410 ♪ But put your hands together 'cause he's here to please 472 00:22:26,412 --> 00:22:30,181 ♪ He's a flyin' fishmonger ♪ Flyin' fishmonger 473 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:31,882 ♪ He's a flyin' fishmonger... 474 00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:35,619 ♪ He's a flying fishmonger with nerves of steel 475 00:22:35,621 --> 00:22:39,623 ♪ He's got an old blender motor and a pair of wheels ♪ 44451

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