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♪ There's 104 daysof summer vacation
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♪ And school comes alongjust to end it
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♪ So the annual problemfor our generation
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♪ Is finding a good wayto spend it♪ Like maybe
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♪ Building a rocketor fighting a mummy
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♪ Or climbing upthe Eiffel Tower
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♪ Discovering somethingthat doesn't existHey.
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower
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♪ Surfing tidal waves,creating nanobots
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♪ And locatingFrankenstein's brainIt's over here.
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♪ Finding a dodo bird,painting a continent
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♪ Or driving our sisterinsanePhineas!
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♪ As you can see, there'sa whole lot of stuff to do
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♪ Before school startsthis fallCome on, Perry.
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♪ So stick with us,'cause Phineas and Ferbare gonna do it all
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♪ So stick with us,'cause Phineas and Ferbare gonna do it all ♪
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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(DJ) We are giving awayfree tickets to see
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everyone's favoritegirl rockers - The Bettys.(both scream)
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All you have to do is bethe 444 and 4/4 caller...I love fractions.
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...and you and your bestBetty buddy
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will get to ride with the bandon The Betty bus
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to see the show.(both scream)
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Call now.Oh, it's busy!
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I've just gotta win.
Clearly I'm your biggest fan.
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See, even my Betty boom box
which rests on my Betty
bedside table
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next to my Betty bed
runs on Betty batteries.
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Obsession rocks!
I know.
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Congratulations,you're the winning caller.
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(both scream)
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Imagine, a whole day
and the band.th Crash
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And, as an added bonus,
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a whole day of
not thinking about
my goofy brothers.
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Just me, you and The Bettys.
(horn honks)
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Aah, they're here.
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Bye. Enjoy
your music concert.
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(Mom) Be careful.
(Phineas) Have fun
on your journey.
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I can't believe
we're about to board
The Betty Bus.
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I bet the bus driver's
gonna be a spaced-out rocker.
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H-Hello, girls.
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My name is Dennis,
and I'm with the radio station.
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(pig squeals)
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That is Sir Bacon,
the band's mascot.
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According to
our focus groups,
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girls your age
overwhelmingly
find that cool.
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(both) Totally.
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Whoa, this place
is a total pigsty.
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(both) We love it.
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Look, Stacy,
it's them.
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Shh, they're creating.
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♪ ...between shows
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♪ Here comes two chicks
nobody knows
Aah!
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We're your biggest fans.
Yeah, we won the contest.
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Now we get to hang out
with you all day.
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(British accent) Keep it down.
We're trying to write a song.
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Sure thing.
Oh, no problem.
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(both giggle)♪
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Oh, my gosh.
It's The Betty Bass Guitar!
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I know, I know...
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Ach...
Ach...
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Check this out.
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So tell me, girls,
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would you like to be part
of the music-making process
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and help us
write a song?
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Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.
Would we?
Would we?
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Great. First, we can't possibly
write a song in this filth,
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so you girls can start
by cleanin' up the bus.
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Here you go.
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All right, Ferb,
what should we do today?
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One - an escalator
to the moon?
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Two - become secret agents?
Three - clone giant hamsters.
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Hey, where's Perry?
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Huh. I wonder where he goes
when we can't find him.
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What the...?
Some sort of secret room?
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Wow.
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What in the world? A secret
underground headquarters
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with a particle disrupter
and, oh, a hovercraft.
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Looks like we're gonna be
secret agents, huh?
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When did you find the time
to build all this, Ferb?
Actually, I -
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Hello, Agent P. Hang on.
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It's here somewhere onthis clipboard from whichI have yet to look up.
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Agent P. P for Phineas.
Nice touch, Ferb.
Actually -
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Ah, yes, here it is.Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
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Huh, what a surprise.
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Building some sortof destructo ray.End of the world.
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Yada, yada, yada.I'm faxing youthe coordinates.
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Cool.
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Great googly-moogly.
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Do...
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Karl. Karl,
who are those kids?
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Oh, boy. They're
Agent P's owners, sir.
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Looks like they found
one of our secret tunnels.
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Sweet.
We got our mission,
Agent F.
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To the hoverjet.
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♪ Phineas and Ferb,Phineas and Ferb ♪
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Is that the hoverjet?
Oh, no, they didn't.
There you are, Agent P.
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Those boys are in jeopardy
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and not covered under
our hoverjet insurance plan,
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so, stop Doofenshmirtz
and protect those boys.
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Oh, and where are you going,
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Mr. The Boys Will Never Find
A Tree Tunnel?
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♪ Phineas and Ferb,Phineas and Ferb ♪
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Wow... (reads)
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You really thought
of everything, Ferb.
Actually -
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Hold that thought.
The Bettys' tour bus.
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Candace is on there.
We should go say hi.
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Oh, we can't get to our song
till we deal with our fan mail.
Think you could help?
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Oh, my gosh,
oh, my gosh...
Great.
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(British accent)You can start with this bag.
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(British accent)
And here's the shredder.
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Check this one out.
Ahem.
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"Beloved Bettys, your band
is the biggest, baddest,
most bangin' bunch of - "
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Hey, this is my letter.
They didn't even read it.
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Yeah, but don't forget -
we are on the bus
helping the band
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write a song.
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Yeah, I guess you're right.
And you know what
the best part is?
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I haven't even thought about
my brothers the whole day.
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Stacy, look,
it's my brothers.
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Huh? I don't see anything.
B-But I could've sworn I -
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I think the cleaning supplies
are starting to get to you.
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That must be it.
That's gotta be it.
I'm not even gonna look.
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(Major Monogram)Stop Doofenshmirtz.Protect the boys.
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Stop Doofenshmirtz.Protect the boys.
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(hums) Ah, nothing like
a nice snack
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before testing
the Destructinator. Aah!
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Hey, Perry the Platypus,
why do you always go
for the nose?
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Here you go.
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All 250,000 letters
opened and shredded.
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I just thought of something.
The outside of this bus
is dirty, too.
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You know, Stacy,
I'm beginning to think
that The Bettys
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have just been
taking advantage of us
this whole time.
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What are you talking about?
They've been nothing but...
Look out!
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...nice to us
since we got on the bus.
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Heh-heh. My automatic
tennis ball server
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can go all night,
Perry The Plat-
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(male computer voice)Destructinator countdowninitiated.
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30 seconds to activation.
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30, 29...
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Wow, Ferb, this evil villain
lair is awesome.
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I see you carved it out
with dynamite. Nice.
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Aw, cool,
you got an automatic
tennis ball server. Sweet.
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Hey, what's going on,
Perry the Platypus?
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(muffled speech)
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We're finished washing
the outside of the bus.
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It nearly killed us,
but we're finished.
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Great work, girls. You've earned
a special "surprise."
Really?
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You get to scrub the toilets.
What?
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Yay, toilets!
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And be sure to get
underneath the lid.
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Ah, that is it. We're through
being your tour monkeys.
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Right, Stace?
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Yay, a Betty Bowl Brush.
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You've just been using us
this whole trip.
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Is this how you treat
your fans?
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It should be your fans
that inspire you
to make music.
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If you can't see that
by now, then drop me off
at the next Betty Bus Stop.
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Unfortunately, guys,
she's right.
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I feel like a bit
of a Betty butthead.
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We're sorry
for treating you so bad.
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How can we ever
make it up to you?
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I'll let you bang
my Betty Bongos.
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Or play my Betty
Bass Guitar.
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Hey, guys, that's it.
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♪ You gotta bang
your Betty Bongos
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♪ And bring your Betty
Bass Guitar
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♪ And with
the Betty backbeat
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Um...
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you'll go Betty, Betty far?
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Perfect. That rocks.
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Hey, girls,
what's goin' on?
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We just helped the Bettys
write - Wait a second.
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Dennis, if you're here,
then who's driving the bus?
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Oh, come on, I'll show you.
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Autopilot.
(both) Wow, cool.
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By the way, I love
that giant ray gun
counting down to zero.
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OK, seriously, when did you
make all this?
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Look, for the last time,
I didn't -
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(all scream)
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He fainted.
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Aah!
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Aah! Unh, unh.
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There's something wrong
with the Betty Brakes,
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and I can't stop
the autopilot.
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Grab the Betty
Emergency Brake!
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(gasps)
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The Betty Brake broke!
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How did you make
a working destructo ray?
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(girls scream)
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Hey, that's the bus
Candace is on.
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I get it.
We have to save Candace.
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What a cool mission.
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♪ Phineas and Ferb,Phineas and Ferb ♪
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(both scream)
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Say, what's all
the fussin' about?
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(all scream)
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(whistles) Special agent...
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Curse you,
Perry the Plat- Oof.
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Bleah. Curse you,
Perry the -
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Bleah. Why did I buy
so many mops? Oof.
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(girls scream)
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We're coming,
Candace.
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(girls screaming)
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Agent F, activate
the magnet ray.
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It's too heavy.
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(The Bettys)Whatever you're doing is working.
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Ferb, you designed
this thing.
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(imitates Captain Kirk)Can you give me any more power?
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Excellent.
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We did it.
Our sister's safe.
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Brilliant.
You did it.
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Agent F,
let's head home.
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Way to go, Candace.
Now we are your biggest fans.
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How can we thank you?
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Well, you can
come to my house
and clean up my room.
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(all laugh)
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How about you sing with us
onstage instead?
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(both gasp)It's a deal.
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(both squeal)
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I can't wait to get home
and tell Mom
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all about
our secret spy adventure.
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It's like we're stuck
in some sort of tractor beam.
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Aah!
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Hi, Phineas.
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Seriously, Phineas,
what are you doing?
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(like James Bond)
That, my friend,
is classified information.
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Oh, what a great day.
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Not one phone call from Candace
with some crazy, unbelievable
story -
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Mom, guess what Ferb did.
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He made a secret tunnel
and a spy headquarters
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and a villain's lair
and a hoverjet
shaped like Perry.
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Tell her, Ferb.
Actually, I -
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Wait a second. Why are
you two soaking wet?
Ach, I give up.
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We fell in
Isabella's pool.
That I believe.
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Oh, hi, Perry. I wonder
how Candace is doing.
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Oi, we'd like to bring
a very special person
to the stage.
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She's not only Bettys'
best fan,
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but she also saved
all of our lives.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Candace
and her best friend Stacy!
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♪ You gotta bang
your Betty Bongos
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♪ And bring
your Betty Bass Guitar
241
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:07,465
♪ And with the Betty backbeat
242
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:10,201
♪ You'll go Betty, Betty far
243
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:13,271
♪ So drop your boring baggage
244
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:15,507
♪ And come with Missy,
Tink and Crash
245
00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:19,444
♪ There's a Betty Bandwagon
246
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:25,283
♪ Goin' to a Betty Bash
247
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,886
♪ Get ready for The Bettys,
ready for The Bettys
248
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:30,588
♪ Get ready for The Bettys,
ready for The Bettys
249
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:33,925
♪ Ready for The Bettys
♪ Ready for The Bettys
250
00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:37,462
♪ It's the best thing
you can do
♪ Best thing you can do
251
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:41,833
♪ 'Cause The Bettys
are ready for you ♪
252
00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:46,838
What do you think
your brothers are doing
right now?
253
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,540
Who cares?
254
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,310
That, ladies and gents,
255
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:55,613
is how I defeated
in the Amazon.s
256
00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,449
Awesome story,
Grandpa Reg.
257
00:11:57,451 --> 00:12:00,318
I'm sure you're going
to hear plenty more
fantastical stories
258
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,020
during Gran and Gramps'
visit.
259
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:04,622
I was thinking we could
all head to the mall.
260
00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:06,624
What a splendid idea.
261
00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:10,361
I'd love to treat Candace
to some new clothes.
262
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,731
(gasps)I'll be in the... car.
263
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:16,367
Could we stay home
and hear some more
of Grandpa's cool stories?
264
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:18,002
Sounds good to me.
Wonderful.
265
00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:19,838
We'll see you boys
later.
266
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,840
My boy, what's this
behind your ear?
267
00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:24,743
It's me scrapbook.
How'd you do that?
268
00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:27,278
It's just a little bit
of "how's your father."
269
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,614
I may seem like
a barmy ol' git now,
270
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:32,617
but when I wasn't
so long in the tooth,
I had some grand larks
271
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:35,286
and engaged in a fair amount
of derring-do.
272
00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:37,756
Translate.
When he was younger,
he did a bunch of stuff.
273
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:39,758
Here I am as a young lad.
274
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,827
I made my living workin' at
the family fish and chips shop.
275
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:45,597
But I was destined
for bigger things.
276
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:48,566
I was known as
The Great Flying Fishmonger.
277
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:51,703
Here's my first jump
over my dear mum's
tea society.
278
00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:54,572
Me jumpin' a whale,
a ton of crumpets,
279
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:55,874
the Queen Mum.
280
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:58,409
But there was one jump
that haunts me to this day -
281
00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,545
McGregor's Gorge of Doom.
282
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:03,114
People turned out
by the thousands
283
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:06,885
to witness me
and my trusty motorbike,
the Holy Mackerel,
284
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,987
make our biggest jump yet.
285
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,989
The event was so massive,
286
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,725
I hired a local band
to write me a theme song.
287
00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:16,528
(dirge-like) ♪ He's a fishmonger, and he flies... ♪
288
00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:18,663
Well, it wasn't exactly
a toe-tapper.
289
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,566
Then all of a sudden,
it started to rain.
290
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:24,502
I'd have to postpone
my great feat.
291
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:28,873
A second go at it weeks later
had the same result.
292
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:35,580
And yet another attempt -
nothin' but blasted rain again.
293
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:36,881
Let's go.
Yeah.
294
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:39,551
I've got teeth
not to brush.
295
00:13:39,553 --> 00:13:41,553
Over the years,
my eyesight went,
296
00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:43,855
and with the lumbago...
(grunts)
297
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,857
...sciatica...
(creak!)
298
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:48,526
bursitis and...
wait for it...
299
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,528
(boing!) ...trick knee,
300
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:54,532
jumpin' McGregor's Gorge
is an intention lost
to the past.
301
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,068
Wow, Grandpa,
so what ever happened
to the Holy Mackerel?
302
00:13:57,070 --> 00:14:01,172
Although I see your mother
turned her into a lamp.
303
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,775
Ferb, I know what
we're gonna do today.
304
00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:05,844
Oh, Grandma,
you're gonna love this mall.
305
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:10,448
I'll show you my favorite store,
and there's this little dress
that - Hmm.
306
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:13,751
Stacy, I have a strange feeling
that ground was just broken
in my backyard.
307
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:17,956
I need you to get over there
and tell me what's going on.
308
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:21,125
Judging from this photo
of McGregor's Gorge,
we're right on track.
309
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:24,629
Who's the tiger?
Hey, Phineas,
whatcha doin'?
310
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:27,699
Hey, Isabella.
We're helping Grandpa Reg
fulfill his crushed dreams.
311
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:30,768
Where's Ferb?
He's in the garage
restoring a mackerel.
312
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:38,009
Cool. Well, I brought
this cute little toy over
for Perry. Where is he?
313
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,711
Huh. I don't know.
314
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,012
Oh, hey, Agent P.
315
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,881
Monogram'sthrown his back out...
316
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,749
I'm on the floor,
Agent P.
317
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:48,419
...so I'll be giving youyour assignment, OK? OK.
318
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:51,556
Do a closeup.
Huh? Oh. Yeah. Ha.
319
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,692
Ahem.Doofenshmirtzhas been purchasingsome suspicious items -
320
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:57,028
bags of sand,an extra-long shoelace...
321
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,030
We knowhe's up to no good.
322
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,466
Get out thereand see what he's up to.
323
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,868
How was that?Just hand me my pills,Karl.
324
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,637
What's
all the kerfuffle, lads?
325
00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:07,705
You can open
your eyes now.
326
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,607
Blimey!
327
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:13,578
It's McGregor's Gorge
and the Holy Mackerel!
328
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,781
Ferb, you've restored
my pride and joy!
329
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:19,651
But, uh, I can't operate
a motorbike
330
00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:21,419
in my condition.
331
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,820
Remember the...
(creak! boing!)
332
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:25,657
Not a problem.
Ferb's tricked out
the entire bike.
333
00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:28,993
Lumbar support,
padded seating,
ergonomic controls...
334
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:31,696
And the best part -
sidecars.
335
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,998
See, as much as we wanna
help you fulfill your dream,
336
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,701
we also really wanna
jump a gorge.
337
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,703
Well, then you'll
come with me.
338
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,706
The Flyin' Fishmongers
shall jump again!
339
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,942
Oh, my dear,
340
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:46,678
you like a queen.
Brava!
341
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,847
Can we get out of here,
like, now, before anyone
I know happens to see -
342
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:52,550
Candace? I almost
didn't recognize you.
343
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,619
Jeremy! I-I, uh...
344
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,689
I gotta meet my mom
in the food court,
but I'll see ya later?
345
00:15:57,691 --> 00:15:58,957
(cell phone rings)
346
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:01,159
Hello? Oh, hey, Stacy.
347
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:05,096
Mom, Stacy just told me
the boys built a huge gorge
in the backyard!
348
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,498
That hat might be
a bit too tight.
349
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:11,002
♪ Doofenshmirtz EvilIncorporated ♪
350
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:13,071
(♪ suspense theme)
351
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,680
(needle scratches)
352
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,549
Oh, just come in...
353
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,217
into my trap. Yes.
354
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,653
Sticky flypaper,
Perry the Platypus.
355
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,122
(mocking) Ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
Quick story?
356
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,791
Back in Druselstein
in the days of my youth,
357
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,793
there was a bully
named Boris
358
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,795
who always wore
big black boots.
359
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:40,765
They called him
Big Black Boots Boris
the Bully.
360
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,967
He was always
kicking sand in my face.
361
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:45,503
When I was
in the sandbox - sand.
362
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,904
My first date - sand.
363
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,773
Balancing my checkbook -
sand!
364
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,842
The beach...
365
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:55,780
But I couldn't relax,
because I kept waiting
for it.
366
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:59,150
Now, though,
he will be the one
doing the waiting.
367
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:03,221
Behold! Now-Who's-Blinded-
By-Sandinator!
368
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:06,257
Maybe the
Who's-Crying-Now-inator
or something like -
369
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,526
Something
with the "-inator" suffix.
370
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,995
In any case, it's a giant
sand-kicking machine.
371
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,530
You see,
Perry the Platypus,
372
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,033
Boris has moved
to the Tri-State area,
373
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:19,771
so now I am going to cover
his entire house in sand!
374
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:22,707
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
375
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:26,077
Come see the Flying Fishmongers
jump McGregor's Gorge!
376
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,913
Tell your friends!
Do you know
how dumb you look?
377
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:31,182
I thought
it would be a good way
to get more attention.
378
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,750
I love your outfit.
379
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,752
It's so cute.
380
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,254
Gorge jump!
Gorge jump!
381
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:41,793
(TV announcer) Come seeThe Flying Fishmongerjump the gorge - live.
382
00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:47,165
(gasps) That's our yard.
Mom, Mom, come here!
I need you to see this.
383
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,167
Sponsored byGorgeous Cream Pore Paste.
384
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,769
Oh, honey, your pores
aren't that big.
385
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:54,138
And now,
what you've all come to see,
386
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:57,008
The Flying Fishmongers!
387
00:17:57,010 --> 00:17:58,609
(cheering, whistling)
388
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,611
And here to play
the Fishmongers' Anthem
389
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:03,147
are Isabella
and the Fireside Girls.
Hit it.
390
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:05,249
(dirge-like)♪ He's a fishmonger
391
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:08,152
(thunder crashes)♪ And he flies...
392
00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:10,688
Well, me boy,
393
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,858
looks like I'll never get
to fulfill my dream.
394
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:16,828
Hey, guys,
you can stop playing.
(♪ music stops)
395
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:19,697
Wait a second.
Start again.
♪ He's a fishmonger
396
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,099
Stop.
397
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,834
Start.
♪ He's a fishmonger...
398
00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:26,003
Grandpa,
the song is so dreary,
it's causing it to rain.
399
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:28,840
What if we pep it up
a bit?
Pep away, me boy.
400
00:18:28,842 --> 00:18:31,008
Hey, Isabella,
crank it up a notch!
401
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,977
Okey-dokey. Ready, girls?
402
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,346
♪ Holy, Holy Mackerel,
Holy, Holy Mackerel
403
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:38,883
♪ Holy, Holy Mackerel,
Holy, Holy Mackerel
404
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,886
♪ He's bald on top,
he's got an artificial hip
405
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:44,655
♪ He's gonna take a hop,
he's gonna take a trip
406
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,291
♪ He's weak in the knees,
and he can't find his keys
407
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:50,962
♪ But put your hands together
'cause he's here to please
408
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:54,899
♪ He's a flyin' fishmonger
♪ Flyin' fishmonger
409
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,200
♪ He's a flyin' fishmonger...
410
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:57,835
(cheering)
411
00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,837
♪ He's a flying fishmonger
with nerves of steel
412
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:04,208
♪ He's got an old blender motor
and a pair of wheels ♪
413
00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:07,945
(vroom! vroom!)
414
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:11,382
Extra! Extra!
Fishmonger and kids
jump McGregor's Gorge!
415
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:14,252
(cheering loudly)
416
00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:20,658
Extra! Extra!
Fishmonger and kids
plummet to their doom!
417
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,761
Maybe we should have
let it rain.
418
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,830
Don't worry, Grandpa.
We've got a backup plan.
419
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,431
Ferb?
420
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:31,068
(engine revs)
421
00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:36,707
Extra! Extr-
Oh, forget it.
422
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,943
That can't be good.
423
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,012
Spot of tea?
424
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,813
Yeah, all right.
425
00:19:43,815 --> 00:19:46,050
Dad, can we speed up
this pony ride a little?
426
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,052
Honey, I'll have
you ladies home
427
00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:50,354
in two shakes
of a lamb's tail.
(tires squeal)
428
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,456
Whoo! That was
a close one.
429
00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:11,976
(kids) Aww.
430
00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:15,479
(crowd cheering wildly)
431
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:18,382
Good show, me boy.
Good show!
432
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,384
(♪ march)
433
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:24,021
Ha-ha, the home
of my former nemesis.
434
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:27,191
Time to kick a little sand,
eh, Perry the Platypus?
435
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:29,126
Tube socks?
436
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:33,464
What is this, 1974?
Well, it's too late now.
437
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,968
Ohh!
What are you doing?
438
00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:39,837
(Grandma)
Home again, home again.
(Candace) Agh, finally.
439
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:42,940
Thank you, lads,
for helpin' this old codger
fulfill his dream.
440
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:46,043
Ha! You guys are so busted.
441
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:48,145
Look at this.
It's even better
than I thought.
442
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:50,214
There's no way you're gonna
get outta this one.
443
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:52,750
Oh, Mom... Mom!
444
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,152
Cut it out,
Perry the Platypus.
No grabbies.
445
00:20:57,022 --> 00:21:00,758
Ha! No stopping it now.
446
00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:10,067
Even on my
sand-kicking machine - sand.
447
00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:20,344
Curse you,
Perry the Platypus!
448
00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:24,048
I must say,
love the new anthem.
Hey, Perry.
449
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:26,050
But I do miss the old one.
450
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:28,286
Couldn't I hear it
one last time?
451
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:31,122
You got it, Grandpa.
One last time, girls.
452
00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:35,126
♪ He's a fishmonger,
and he flies
453
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:39,063
♪ He's a fishmonger,
and he flies ♪
454
00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:42,099
These two have really done it
this time, Mom.
455
00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:44,101
Look what they did
to the backyard.
456
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:46,871
Wow! You guys
made the lawn look great.
457
00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:48,873
Oh, it's all weeded
and watered.
458
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:52,176
Oh, well done.
I... I...
459
00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:54,445
(squeaks) I...
What else
did you do today?
460
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:56,981
Well, these two
roister-doisters
461
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,416
wheeled out me old iron,
462
00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,951
built a crackin' match
for McGregor's Gorge,
463
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:05,423
and helped
this daft ol' git
have one last knees-up.
464
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:07,491
I have absolutely
no idea.
465
00:22:09,861 --> 00:22:10,928
♪ Holy, Holy Mackerel
466
00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:12,530
♪ Holy, Holy Mackerel
467
00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:14,165
♪ Holy, Holy Mackerel
468
00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:17,168
♪ He's bald on top,
he's got an artificial hip
469
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:20,137
♪ He's gonna take a hop,
he's gonna take a trip
470
00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:22,973
♪ He's weak in the knees,
and he can't find his keys
471
00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:26,410
♪ But put your hands together
'cause he's here to please
472
00:22:26,412 --> 00:22:30,181
♪ He's a flyin' fishmonger
♪ Flyin' fishmonger
473
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:31,882
♪ He's a flyin' fishmonger...
474
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♪ He's a flying fishmonger
with nerves of steel
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♪ He's got an old blender motor
and a pair of wheels ♪
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