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That's what you need to know.
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- Okay.
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I can't believe it
was open any where.
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I know. No?
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Better, better. Oh
yes, I've already...
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- Just don't talk
about it, just talk.
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- Hey, oh, that was funny.
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- It's now ten minutes to eight.
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It's ten minutes until everyone is free
clothing and they go directly to the door.
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- Everybody got a joint?
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- Okay.
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- Isn't he announcing-
- I have to go down to
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the-- Isn't he announcing
what we're doing?
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- How soon do we take our
clothes off and go downstairs?
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- I know.
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- Why don't you
take them off now?
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- What about the rules?
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Where do we pick up the rules?
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- You don't have to
make up your clock.
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Go to props, we'll give you one.
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Oh, I hesitate anyway.
Okay, I'm ready.
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- Look, I'm not ready.
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- Does anybody bring
a copy of "Briety"?
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I was gonna say, "Read a copy
of "Briety" a little backstage.
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"- I forgot it.
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Bring it in.
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- It's not classic.
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- Okay.
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- What about your face?
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Just mascara.
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I wish you'd try it.
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Do it scotches now.
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- Gotta make a
good line in the show.
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- I do too.
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- They use genital makeup.
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- Well, I should
have done it for class.
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- You should.
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- Hey, Raina.
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- Uh-huh?
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- Turn on your cock, your fire.
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I don't-
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- You and Raina
were making for them.
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- It's cold.
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- These clothes are incredible.
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- I feel, I shouldn't touch
anybody's-- Are you serious?
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- Are you serious Nancy?
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- Wow, that isn't that fun.
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- With the shadow, diddly doodly
doodly doodly doodly doodly.
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- I'll have to see with mascara.
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- That would be great.
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- We have a celebrity, what am I
gonna get a big mosquito bite right there
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and if I scratch it, it turns
to blood on my knee there.
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- Who's Coke?
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- I'm Steven.
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- Oh, my dad said he
didn't want to see the show.
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- Right.
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- I talked to her the other
day and I told her that
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she ever wondered what I
looked like since I came over.
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- And?
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- I can't take your
mother to see this show.
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- Where's your mother?
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- I want to use her ring.
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- These curls are incredible.
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- No, but that's-- She's
not even-- Incredible.
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-Okay.
-I'm gonna have to-- Enjoy.
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- Anytime.
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- All right, it won't show.
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- Hey, Kenny, I'll
meet you downstairs.
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You don't need me up here.
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- No, just take that
extra battery with you.
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- Sure.
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- Yeah, I got it.
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What is this?
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- Hey, there he is.
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- This is it, Jack, this is it.
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Isn't it so beautiful?
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- It really is, Jill, it
really is beautiful.
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- Hey, Jackie, is it better
than what I described to you?
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- A whole lot's better.
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- A whole lot's better
than that cocktail
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party or that dinner
party or that orgy party?
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- You can't even compare
it to that stupid orgy party.
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- Oh, Jack, you know
that I'm beginning
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to hate cocktail parties and
dinner parties and orgy parties.
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- Oh, I am too, Jill, especially the orgy
parties at dumb, stupid orgy parties.
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- Oh, dumb, stupid.
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- Yes, and that's
why we're both here,
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because we're both not dumb
and we're both not stupid.
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- Oh, we are very bright
and very impossibly beautiful.
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- Well, it's a wonderful place,
but what can we do in it?
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- We could have a cocktail party
or a dinner party or an orgy party.
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- Yes.
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- Wouldn't be like any
of the ones we've been to.
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We could have them alone.
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Oh, Jack.
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- What's wrong, Jill?
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- Maybe we shouldn't
have done that.
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- Why not?
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- We only met this afternoon.
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Maybe we should try to get to
know one another a little better first.
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- Oh, come on, now.
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What are you talking about?
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- Jack, no.
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- I'm sorry, Jill.
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- Well, it's too late now.
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- Will you stop that, Jill?
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- Oh, why should I, Jack?
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- Well, I told you I was sorry.
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- Well, it's not enough.
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- What am I supposed to do?
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- I don't know.
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- Well, give me an idea.
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- Don't you have an imagination?
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- That's all I've got,
Jill, my imagination.
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Oh, I forgot.
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I got one other thing.
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- What's that, Jack?
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- Well, I got my imagination and I
got my cock, and that's all I got, Jill.
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But I suppose that's enough for a
man to have an imagination and a cock.
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- Your mouth ought to
be washed out with soap.
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- What's the
matter with you, Jill?
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What are you scared of?
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- I'm scared of you.
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- Me?
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Why are you scared of me?
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- Because you're a boy.
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- Because I'm a boy.
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Of course, I'm a
boy, and you're a girl.
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Look, I'm not scared of
you 'cause you're a girl, am I?
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So why should you
be scared of me?
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- Because you're a boy and you just
want me for kissing and other things.
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- Oh, come on.
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- And when you get through
playing with me, you'll get tired of
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me and you'll just go and look
for some other girl to play with.
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- Look, you've got the wrong
idea about everything, Jill.
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There's nothing
to be scared about.
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- Do you wanna play measuring?
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- Measuring?
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- That's a game I
made up all by myself.
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Only a girl and
a boy can play it.
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- Well, then we
can play it, can't we?
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- Sure.
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- Well, that'd be fun for me.
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- Oh yeah, lots of
fun for both of us.
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- What's it about?
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- Oh.
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It's about love, I guess.
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- Love?
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- Love, yes.
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- Love?
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Oh, Jack, oh,
Jack, that's so nice.
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- Now, here's what we do.
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We get a ruler first, you must
have a ruler around your something.
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- I do, and my pencil box.
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Here it is, Jack, 12-inch
ruler, that's enough isn't it?
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- Well, we'll see.
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- Oh, I can hardly wait.
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- I'm so excited.
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Save being excited for when
we're really playing the last part.
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- Oh, all right, just hurry
up and show me how to play.
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- Okay, now, see,
we take turns, see.
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Now, it doesn't matter
whose turn it is first,
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but since the other girl,
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I think it should
be your turn first.
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- Oh, Jack, that's nice of you.
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- Yeah, that's what you do.
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You measure my thing
first to see how long it is.
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- Your thing?
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- I'm not, not my thing.
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- Oh, hey, there's nothing
wrong with that, Jack.
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- Oh, come on, Jill.
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- Jack, don't you already
know how long your thing is?
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You must have played
this game with many girls
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before me, and you must
already know how long it is.
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- Look, I swear to God,
I've never played this
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game with any other
girl in my whole life.
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- Jack, what am I
gonna do with you?
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- You're impossible!
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- I know.
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Now, after you measure my thing, see, then
I take the ruler, and I slowly, carefully,
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gently slip it into your thing
in order to see how deep it is.
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- Oh, God, Jack.
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- And if your thing is
deeper than my thing is long,
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then you have the right to decide whether
I slide my thing inside of yours or not.
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- Oh, God, Jack.
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- And if my thing is
longer, then I decide.
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- Oh, God, Jack.
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- And that's it, Jill.
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See, I told you it was easy.
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Jack.
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- What?
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- Well.
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- What's wrong?
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- Uh.
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- What is it?
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- Oh, Jack.
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- What?
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- What?
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- Doesn't your thing have to be standing
up in the air if you wanna measure it?
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I am so ashamed.
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- Look, it is up in the air.
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It's been standing up in the air
since the first mention this afternoon.
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See?
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God, Jack.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, Jack.
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- Well, use the ruler, Jill.
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- All right.
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Let's see.
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- That's it, Jack, that's it.
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Now, how much is it?
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- It's, uh.
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- How many inches?
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- Six.
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- Huh?
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- Six.
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A little bit over six inches.
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- Oh, hey.
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Well, that's not bad, huh?
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Could be a lot's
better, but it's not bad.
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Now, it's my turn.
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- No.
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- Hey, it's my turn.
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- Maybe we better not, Jack.
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- Oh, yeah.
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I promise it won't hurt.
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- Okay.
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Be careful.
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- Nothing to worry about, Jill.
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Nothing.
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Jill, nothing.
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Be still, Jill.
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- Jack, I can't.
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- You've got to be, Jill.
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- Oh!
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- There you see, Jill.
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Uh.
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Ah.
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- Oh.
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- Ah.
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- Oh.
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Oh!
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Jack!
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- What?
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- I think it's as
far as it can go.
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- I think you're right, Jill.
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- Oh.
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Hey, Jack, how much is it?
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- Huh?
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- How much is it?
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- Well.
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- Did, did I win, Jack?
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Did I?
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Did I do that?
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- It's exactly
eight inches deep.
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- I've won.
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I won.
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I've won.
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I won.
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- All right, all
right, all right.
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Haven't you signed him yet?
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- Sign what, Jack?
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- I ain't got the
choice, remember,
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though I get to put my thing
inside of your thing or not.
265
00:20:31,061 --> 00:20:33,400
- Oh, Jill, you're impossible.
266
00:20:33,401 --> 00:20:34,820
- Yes, I know, Jill.
267
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- Jack, I'm trying
to fool over you.
268
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I just mentioned this afternoon, I love
you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
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I do, I love you.
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- I'm in love with
you, too, baby.
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- What are you doing, Jack?
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- Nothing, nothing.
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- Jack, you're hurting me.
274
00:21:04,701 --> 00:21:06,180
- Oh, no, this isn't
gonna hurt, Jill.
275
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Jack, I'm in love with you.
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- Me too, baby, me too, baby.
277
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Did you see them all, baby, huh?
278
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Did you see them all
at the cocktail party?
279
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Oh, big tits, small
tits, almost showing,
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almost falling out into
my white open mouth.
281
00:21:21,221 --> 00:21:25,480
I kissed one on the neck for a while, I
stuck my hand up her short red shining dress.
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Now I'm in love
with you, too, baby.
283
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- No, Jack.
284
00:21:28,581 --> 00:21:29,420
- It's like a dinner party, huh?
285
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Sucking on teaspoons and
tablespoons and sliding their lips
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00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:36,180
on hard sharp porches, dropping
strawberries on my crotch,
287
00:21:36,181 --> 00:21:39,280
and soft wine on my tie,
and strawberries on my crotch.
288
00:21:39,281 --> 00:21:40,100
- Jack!
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- God, baby, man,
at the allergy party,
290
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it wasn't that dumb, and it wasn't
that stupid, two girls, two really--
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- No, no, no, no,
Jack, no, please!
292
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No, you don't know what
you're doing, you're killing me!
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Please, oh, no,
oh, God, God, no!
294
00:21:56,180 --> 00:22:04,180
Hey, baby.
295
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,940
It wasn't that dumb and stupid.
296
00:22:21,104 --> 00:22:25,440
No, that last party, it
wasn't that dumb and stupid.
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00:22:32,215 --> 00:22:40,215
Hey, baby.
298
00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:03,060
Hey, baby.
299
00:23:08,514 --> 00:23:11,240
Hey, what's your name, anyway?
300
00:23:11,241 --> 00:23:13,580
You never told me your name.
301
00:23:22,225 --> 00:23:24,740
My name's Joe, what's yours?
302
00:23:27,884 --> 00:23:30,640
Oh, so you're not talking, huh?
303
00:23:33,009 --> 00:23:35,060
Well, my name's Richard.
304
00:23:42,274 --> 00:23:44,980
Jesus Christ, are you stubborn?
305
00:23:50,620 --> 00:23:53,780
Hey, baby, what the
hell is your name?
306
00:24:02,044 --> 00:24:04,860
Hey, hey, look,
I won't hurt you.
307
00:24:07,094 --> 00:24:11,216
I'm, I'm the gentlest
guy you'd ever want to
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00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:16,080
meet in your whole
life, I wouldn't hurt a fly.
309
00:24:16,081 --> 00:24:19,420
In fact, I always
protect flies and moths
310
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,140
and butterflies, too.
311
00:24:29,894 --> 00:24:33,520
Just saying, but I know
what your name is.
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00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:36,860
Your name is Jill, hmm?
313
00:24:39,041 --> 00:24:41,380
That's what it is, isn't it?
314
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:45,880
Jill?
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00:24:47,380 --> 00:24:48,880
You know what?
316
00:24:48,881 --> 00:24:51,880
No, you, you look
like a Jill to me.
317
00:24:55,379 --> 00:24:58,840
Well, that's, that's a very
pretty name for a girl.
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00:25:00,804 --> 00:25:05,140
Jill, you know, I'll, I'll
bet that's what it is.
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00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:09,760
Jill.
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00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:37,940
How are you, Jill?
321
00:25:37,941 --> 00:25:39,100
My name's Jim.
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00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:47,320
♪ Jack and Jill are
playing games ♪
323
00:25:47,321 --> 00:25:51,400
♪ And they are young
and bright and ♪
324
00:25:51,401 --> 00:25:56,400
♪ Impossibly beautiful ♪
325
00:25:56,401 --> 00:26:01,400
♪ Their whole world
is warm and loving ♪
326
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:09,240
♪ So Jack and Jill
are playing games ♪
327
00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:14,360
♪ Forever Jack and
Jill are playing games ♪
328
00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:16,780
♪ Forever ♪
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Letters to the editor,
London, 1939, New York, 1969,
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authors unknown.
331
00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:25,920
♪ Dear editor, I had
my first real corset ♪
332
00:27:25,921 --> 00:27:28,580
♪ At 12 years of age ♪
333
00:27:28,581 --> 00:27:32,920
♪ It fitted my babyish
measurements closely ♪
334
00:27:32,921 --> 00:27:37,420
♪ My mother insisted my waist
should be kept at that size ♪
335
00:27:37,421 --> 00:27:39,800
♪ And never allowed to enlarge ♪
336
00:27:39,801 --> 00:27:43,420
♪ Though my bust and my
hips were permitted to do so ♪
337
00:27:43,421 --> 00:27:45,840
♪ Dear editor, I have
read with much interest ♪
338
00:27:45,841 --> 00:27:49,340
♪ The letters on the subject
of punishing doctors ♪
339
00:27:49,341 --> 00:27:52,220
♪ Many of your readers feel
that girls should be chastised ♪
340
00:27:52,221 --> 00:27:53,260
♪ Even when in their teens ♪
341
00:27:53,261 --> 00:27:57,900
♪ Dear editor, I believe
it can be truthfully said ♪
342
00:27:57,901 --> 00:28:00,940
♪ That most men enjoy
seeing girls while high heels ♪
343
00:28:00,941 --> 00:28:03,480
♪ When I was married,
I reduced my waist ♪
344
00:28:03,481 --> 00:28:07,600
♪ To 15 inches on
special occasions ♪
345
00:28:07,601 --> 00:28:10,400
♪ I shall never forget walking
sedately across the lawns ♪
346
00:28:10,401 --> 00:28:12,140
♪ It brightened on
a Sunday morning ♪
347
00:28:12,141 --> 00:28:13,680
♪ Until we were 14 ♪
348
00:28:13,681 --> 00:28:16,060
♪ The only punishment
my sister and I received ♪
349
00:28:16,061 --> 00:28:20,320
♪ Were ordinary spankings
draped across our mother's knee ♪
350
00:28:20,321 --> 00:28:24,900
♪ After that age, we
were soundly whipped ♪
351
00:28:24,901 --> 00:28:29,020
♪ Dear editor, I'm rather keen ♪
352
00:28:29,021 --> 00:28:33,400
♪ On unusual kinds
of adornment ♪
353
00:28:33,401 --> 00:28:37,020
♪ Such as curious
earrings, nose ornaments ♪
354
00:28:37,021 --> 00:28:41,760
♪ Macintosh capes and
starched petticoats ♪
355
00:28:41,761 --> 00:28:46,760
♪ Dear editor, here is the
late news about my attempts ♪
356
00:28:46,940 --> 00:28:50,620
♪ At making my own rubberwear ♪
357
00:28:50,621 --> 00:28:53,760
♪ One of your readers,
Waterproof Willy ♪
358
00:28:53,761 --> 00:28:57,040
♪ Suggested rayon direct
one niggas which I wear ♪
359
00:28:57,041 --> 00:28:59,640
♪ With the rubber
next to my skin ♪
360
00:28:59,641 --> 00:29:02,800
♪ There are many reasons
why high heels are attractive ♪
361
00:29:02,801 --> 00:29:07,340
♪ Beyond the day I saw a
lady wearing wide octagonal ♪
362
00:29:07,341 --> 00:29:11,600
♪ One is the exquisite beauty
of the shoes themselves ♪
363
00:29:11,601 --> 00:29:13,440
♪ Right through the
loves of her ears ♪
364
00:29:13,441 --> 00:29:16,140
♪ Once I met an
old school fellow ♪
365
00:29:16,141 --> 00:29:18,900
♪ His waist had been laced
to the same size as mine ♪
366
00:29:18,901 --> 00:29:21,380
♪ We received on
our bare bottoms ♪
367
00:29:21,381 --> 00:29:24,460
♪ Up to a dozen strokes
with a long thin cage ♪
368
00:29:24,461 --> 00:29:26,940
♪ How we laughed at
the scenes we had come ♪
369
00:29:26,941 --> 00:29:29,340
♪ All the peculiar piercings ♪
370
00:29:29,341 --> 00:29:31,480
♪ I wonder how this was ♪
371
00:29:31,481 --> 00:29:35,000
♪ High heels cause a
marked accentuation of ♪
372
00:29:35,001 --> 00:29:37,760
♪ The swelling
curve of the instep ♪
373
00:29:37,761 --> 00:29:40,600
♪ If any reader can explain ♪
374
00:29:40,601 --> 00:29:41,440
♪ I shall be ♪
375
00:29:41,441 --> 00:29:45,240
♪ My rubber knuckles fit
tightly around hips and waist ♪
376
00:29:45,241 --> 00:29:47,540
♪ The resultant
appearance is very sheer ♪
377
00:29:47,541 --> 00:29:48,840
♪ My husband says
I'm an ideal wife ♪
378
00:29:48,841 --> 00:29:50,420
♪ And attributes it
to the kind of firm ♪
379
00:29:50,421 --> 00:29:52,240
♪ Way in which I
was brought up ♪
380
00:29:52,241 --> 00:29:53,820
♪ And the readers
must have seen ♪
381
00:29:53,821 --> 00:29:56,600
♪ Unusual piercings like
the one in my house ♪
382
00:29:56,601 --> 00:29:58,280
♪ Only for special occasions ♪
383
00:29:58,281 --> 00:30:00,860
♪ You're allowed to
fuck him on a granny ♪
384
00:30:00,861 --> 00:30:02,560
♪ Even the lovers and lawyers ♪
385
00:30:02,561 --> 00:30:04,900
♪ And the peace line ♪
386
00:30:04,901 --> 00:30:09,900
♪ Stretching, stretching,
stretching, stretching, stretching ♪
387
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:22,480
♪ You're truly, truly ♪
388
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:32,140
♪ You're truly, truly, truly ♪
389
00:30:45,921 --> 00:30:49,180
♪ Last-waisted widow ♪
390
00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:50,740
♪ Happy, happy, happy, happy ♪
391
00:30:50,741 --> 00:30:52,460
♪ Happy wife ♪
392
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:09,960
♪ Here editor ♪
393
00:31:09,961 --> 00:31:14,760
♪ Nice guy, 50, civilized,
generous, white, and prejudiced ♪
394
00:31:14,761 --> 00:31:19,120
♪ A handicap who wishes to
meet their deficient woman ♪
395
00:31:19,121 --> 00:31:22,320
♪ For exploration
of mutual interest ♪
396
00:31:22,321 --> 00:31:24,900
♪ Here editor ♪
397
00:31:24,901 --> 00:31:27,640
♪ Lancer, a
necklace, 35, 23, 36 ♪
398
00:31:27,641 --> 00:31:30,880
♪ Any pulse you desire
of a little or a lot ♪
399
00:31:30,881 --> 00:31:34,880
♪ Will do its part in dancing ♪
400
00:31:34,881 --> 00:31:36,860
♪ A little acting ♪
401
00:31:36,861 --> 00:31:39,760
♪ 60 year editor ♪
402
00:31:39,761 --> 00:31:44,760
♪ Seeking males and
females to serve as my slave ♪
403
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:51,160
♪ Get down on your
knees and write me now ♪
404
00:31:52,140 --> 00:31:54,920
♪ Here editor ♪
405
00:31:54,921 --> 00:31:57,120
♪ I know your male dog's needs ♪
406
00:31:57,121 --> 00:32:00,860
♪ I'll serve us all
their animal desires ♪
407
00:32:00,861 --> 00:32:03,880
♪ I'm well equipped
to handle everything ♪
408
00:32:03,881 --> 00:32:05,660
♪ Your dog will
be so satisfied ♪
409
00:32:05,661 --> 00:32:11,660
The happy wife with nympho-like
tendencies Seeking rugged,
410
00:32:11,661 --> 00:32:16,100
feral-type male Who went
to the head of his French class
411
00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:19,100
Syria's late
412
00:32:20,100 --> 00:32:28,100
Syria's late Strong man with a big beard
Strong man with a big beard Sarah's late
413
00:32:28,101 --> 00:32:34,100
Strong man with a big beard Strong
man with a big beard Sarah's late
414
00:32:34,101 --> 00:32:40,100
Strong man with a big beard Syria's
late Strong man with a big beard
415
00:32:40,101 --> 00:32:48,100
Strong man with a big beard Syria's late
Syria's late Strong man with a big beard
416
00:32:48,101 --> 00:32:54,100
Syria's late I began to lick very
gently On the back of his balls
417
00:32:54,101 --> 00:33:00,100
On the space between his balls And his
asshole I let my tongue drop into his asshole
418
00:33:00,101 --> 00:33:04,100
And back down his balls again I
stretched out in front of the fireplace
419
00:33:04,101 --> 00:33:08,100
I stretched out in front of the fireplace
While he licked hot cider out of my cunt
420
00:33:08,101 --> 00:33:12,100
With his big, wet, hairy tongue
He had hair all over his tongue
421
00:33:12,101 --> 00:33:16,100
He had hair all over his tongue
He made his tongue go round
422
00:33:16,101 --> 00:33:24,100
I covered his cock with cream cheese
I covered his cock with cream cheese
423
00:33:24,101 --> 00:33:28,100
I covered his cock with cream cheese
And then I stuck a bagel on the end of it
424
00:33:28,101 --> 00:33:31,100
And then I stuck a bagel on the
end of it And then I opened my
425
00:33:31,101 --> 00:33:34,100
mouth wide as a bird And then I
opened my mouth wide as a bird
426
00:33:34,101 --> 00:33:36,100
I walked into a store to buy
a pair of black leather pants
427
00:33:36,101 --> 00:33:40,100
And was surprised to see a very
beautiful girl behind the counter
428
00:33:40,101 --> 00:33:44,100
With huge, beautiful breasts and
no brassiere And a very short skirt
429
00:33:44,101 --> 00:33:45,664
She brought out a pair
of pants for me that were
430
00:33:45,665 --> 00:33:48,100
very tight And I put them
on in front of the mirror
431
00:33:48,101 --> 00:33:51,100
And she came up behind me and
she started getting across my legs
432
00:33:51,101 --> 00:33:54,100
And between my crotch and she
said that they thought I'd be tight
433
00:33:54,101 --> 00:33:58,100
And I immediately got
very excited And very excited
434
00:33:58,101 --> 00:34:01,055
I walked into a cream cheese and I
would just as say, "Who's coming?
435
00:34:01,056 --> 00:34:04,100
"And I would take it down to the
corner and stand at a high slope
436
00:34:04,101 --> 00:34:06,100
And I filled them in with
my mouth like they had a tie
437
00:34:06,101 --> 00:34:14,101
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
438
00:34:27,250 --> 00:34:35,250
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
439
00:35:17,100 --> 00:35:25,100
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
440
00:36:06,980 --> 00:36:14,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
441
00:36:50,980 --> 00:36:58,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
442
00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:36,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
443
00:38:12,980 --> 00:38:20,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
444
00:39:10,980 --> 00:39:18,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
445
00:39:51,255 --> 00:39:59,255
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
446
00:40:27,980 --> 00:40:35,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
447
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:22,340
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
448
00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:37,620
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
449
00:41:46,620 --> 00:41:54,620
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
450
00:42:29,620 --> 00:42:37,620
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
451
00:43:22,620 --> 00:43:30,620
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
452
00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:51,620
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
453
00:43:57,620 --> 00:44:05,620
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
454
00:44:44,020 --> 00:44:52,020
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
455
00:44:53,980 --> 00:45:01,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
456
00:45:35,980 --> 00:45:43,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
457
00:46:16,980 --> 00:46:24,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
458
00:47:02,980 --> 00:47:10,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
459
00:47:47,980 --> 00:47:55,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
460
00:48:29,980 --> 00:48:37,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
461
00:49:16,980 --> 00:49:24,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
462
00:50:01,230 --> 00:50:09,230
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
463
00:50:46,980 --> 00:50:54,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
464
00:50:55,280 --> 00:51:03,280
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
465
00:51:28,980 --> 00:51:36,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
466
00:52:21,980 --> 00:52:29,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
467
00:53:08,980 --> 00:53:16,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
468
00:53:21,980 --> 00:53:29,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
469
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:17,080
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
470
00:55:03,980 --> 00:55:11,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
471
00:55:39,980 --> 00:55:47,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
472
00:55:51,980 --> 00:55:59,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
473
00:56:26,980 --> 00:56:34,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
474
00:56:35,980 --> 00:56:43,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
475
00:56:57,980 --> 00:57:05,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
476
00:57:22,980 --> 00:57:30,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
477
00:57:56,980 --> 00:58:04,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
478
00:58:15,980 --> 00:58:23,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
479
00:58:40,980 --> 00:58:48,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
480
00:59:03,980 --> 00:59:11,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
481
00:59:24,980 --> 00:59:32,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
482
00:59:50,330 --> 00:59:57,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
483
01:00:09,980 --> 01:00:17,980
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
484
01:00:50,500 --> 01:00:58,500
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
485
01:01:36,550 --> 01:01:44,550
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
486
01:02:24,750 --> 01:02:32,750
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
487
01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:14,500
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
488
01:03:49,850 --> 01:03:57,850
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
489
01:04:35,500 --> 01:04:43,500
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
490
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:38,000
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
491
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:10,000
And I took them and pulled
them quickly across the table
492
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,015
I was scarcely fourteen
when Sir Harry invited
493
01:06:50,016 --> 01:06:51,944
Mummy and me down
to Surrey for the weekend.
494
01:06:51,956 --> 01:06:54,021
We were going to ride,
but Mummy would have her
495
01:06:54,022 --> 01:06:56,000
headache, so I rode
off alone with Sir Harry.
496
01:06:56,275 --> 01:06:58,969
A sudden storm broke.
Lightning flashed my stallion,
497
01:06:58,981 --> 01:07:02,000
bolted for the stable. I could
scarcely control the beast.
498
01:07:02,001 --> 01:07:06,000
Sir Harry galloped off to me
and helped me to dismount.
499
01:07:06,350 --> 01:07:09,798
Suddenly, I saw him signal
to his groom, who closed
500
01:07:09,810 --> 01:07:13,000
the stable door and
bolted it from the outside.
501
01:07:13,001 --> 01:07:16,919
"Sir Harry," I cried. "What
is the meaning of this?
502
01:07:17,469 --> 01:07:23,918
""Be calm, my child," he replied. "You
are only going to be stripped naked.
503
01:07:23,919 --> 01:07:27,407
""Oh, but why?" I
asked. "In order to learn
504
01:07:27,419 --> 01:07:31,000
how a girl controls
a stallion," he replied.
505
01:07:31,001 --> 01:07:34,682
"Oh, imagine, if you will, my
mental and physical anguish
506
01:07:34,694 --> 01:07:37,924
as garment after garment
was removed by Sir Harry.
507
01:07:38,224 --> 01:07:43,001
"At last I was left naked,
save for my riding boots.
508
01:07:43,013 --> 01:07:46,000
He, too, decided to tie my arms.
509
01:07:46,001 --> 01:07:50,068
"Oh, don't, don't," I cried,
but now his answer was
510
01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:54,000
to stroke most lovingly
my delicious twin globes.
511
01:07:54,001 --> 01:07:57,825
Then he threw me down upon
the hay, reluctantly quitting my
512
01:07:57,837 --> 01:08:02,000
maiden breast with a passionate
kiss upon the terrified nipples.
513
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:11,925
My eyes dilated with horror as
he vigorously attacked my thigh,
514
01:08:11,937 --> 01:08:16,000
his hand descending to the moist
mysteries of my virgin recesses.
515
01:08:16,001 --> 01:08:22,000
The filthy child molester! Oh, poor
Helen, fingered and not yet fifteen.
516
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:33,804
Both fingers were but the rude couriers
of a blind tyrant. The violation proceeded,
517
01:08:33,816 --> 01:08:35,907
mindless of my pleading,
as stiff and rampant
518
01:08:35,908 --> 01:08:38,000
that ruler rioted within
my outraged orifice.
519
01:08:38,100 --> 01:08:42,000
How a strange and alien
sensation occurred within me.
520
01:08:42,001 --> 01:08:44,000
Not pleasure, Helen.
521
01:08:44,250 --> 01:08:52,000
How dare you suggest that, Alfred? I
was nearly overcome. Naturally, I fainted.
522
01:08:52,001 --> 01:08:56,000
Oh, thank God. And, of course,
you told your mother of the Alfred.
523
01:08:56,001 --> 01:08:57,001
I did not.
524
01:08:57,025 --> 01:09:00,000
You did. Well, he raped you.
525
01:09:02,500 --> 01:09:06,650
What did that have to do with me,
Alfred? I had not voluntarily submitted.
526
01:09:06,662 --> 01:09:10,000
I had struggled in a fashion
befitting my age in education.
527
01:09:13,100 --> 01:09:17,013
Naturally, I kept my own counsel. And
a wise move it was. The following spring,
528
01:09:17,025 --> 01:09:21,000
Sir Harry arranged for Daddy to be appointed
to a high government post in India.
529
01:09:21,150 --> 01:09:27,000
Oh, what a blessing that was,
Alfred. In spite of the rajah.
530
01:09:27,001 --> 01:09:30,000
The rajah?
531
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:35,800
It was beastly hot in Pune. So
Mummy and Daddy sent me off to
532
01:09:35,812 --> 01:09:40,000
spend a few weeks with the rajah
at his summer palace in the hills.
533
01:09:40,001 --> 01:09:41,978
A charming but uneventful stay.
534
01:09:41,990 --> 01:09:46,000
The Rani are dear brown
creature. The rajah's splendid host.
535
01:09:46,001 --> 01:09:49,000
Helen, Helen, what happened?
536
01:09:51,900 --> 01:09:55,505
It was the day of my leave-taking. I
kissed the Rani goodbye on her adorable red
537
01:09:55,517 --> 01:09:59,000
cast Mark. Then I ventured into the
summer garden to say farewell to my host.
538
01:09:59,100 --> 01:10:01,861
It was there that he
announced his intention of
539
01:10:01,873 --> 01:10:05,000
showing me a view of India
denied most foreign women.
540
01:10:05,001 --> 01:10:09,126
At which point he undid
his white silk mohair
541
01:10:09,138 --> 01:10:13,000
trousers and revealed
his rising regality.
542
01:10:13,001 --> 01:10:16,988
I attempted to flee the garden
but my way was blocked by six huge
543
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:21,000
servants who dragged me fighting
and shrieking back to the rajah.
544
01:10:21,001 --> 01:10:25,000
And I was forced to witness
him as he anointed his linger.
545
01:10:25,001 --> 01:10:28,000
Oh, good lord.
546
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:37,070
I was then forced to lie down on
some very pretty slub silk cushions while
547
01:10:37,082 --> 01:10:41,000
his servants spread my legs apart in
what he said was to widen my yoni.
548
01:10:41,001 --> 01:10:43,000
Yoni?
549
01:10:43,001 --> 01:10:47,188
The servants spread my legs
apart in what he called the yawning
550
01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:51,000
position forced to rest upon
the rajah's broad shoulders.
551
01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:01,096
Suddenly, from between his clenched
ivory teeth, he issued the sound "thhht"
552
01:11:01,108 --> 01:11:05,000
while striking me softly across the
breast and penetrating to my depths.
553
01:11:05,001 --> 01:11:07,000
Oh, I love him.
554
01:11:07,001 --> 01:11:08,000
You poor child.
555
01:11:08,001 --> 01:11:14,000
You cannot imagine the torment I
endured beneath the rajah's raging lust.
556
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:19,053
It was not until he had satisfied
his cruel craving in what he
557
01:11:19,065 --> 01:11:23,000
called the Congress of the
Cow that I was permitted to rest.
558
01:11:23,001 --> 01:11:26,000
Well, he took
you like an animal.
559
01:11:26,001 --> 01:11:31,000
A sacred animal,
Alfred. Remember that.
560
01:11:31,001 --> 01:11:34,000
Well, poor Helen,
what you have endured.
561
01:11:34,350 --> 01:11:37,000
Without complaint, Alfred.
562
01:11:37,001 --> 01:11:40,000
It does no good to fret about
the unavoidable, now does it?
563
01:11:40,001 --> 01:11:41,000
No.
564
01:11:41,001 --> 01:11:47,000
Why, in my travels I've been attacked
and outraged over thirty-seven times.
565
01:11:47,001 --> 01:11:52,000
But I've had the will to suffer
them all and remain chaste.
566
01:11:52,050 --> 01:11:55,000
Never once have I been
compromised by an attacker.
567
01:11:55,001 --> 01:11:59,000
Never once has a whisper been raised
about the virtue of Helen Axminster.
568
01:11:59,001 --> 01:12:03,000
Never once.
569
01:12:03,001 --> 01:12:04,000
Until now.
570
01:12:04,001 --> 01:12:07,000
Helen, I swear I'll
never breathe a word.
571
01:12:07,001 --> 01:12:09,000
Oh, what good
will that do, Alfred?
572
01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:11,000
I will have spent
the night in your flat.
573
01:12:11,001 --> 01:12:12,000
But without incident.
574
01:12:12,001 --> 01:12:15,000
What difference does
that make, Alfred?
575
01:12:15,300 --> 01:12:17,000
The world will not believe.
576
01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:22,000
When we are free tomorrow
morning, I will no longer be a virgin.
577
01:12:22,001 --> 01:12:23,000
What?
578
01:12:23,001 --> 01:12:25,000
You have ruined me, Alfred.
579
01:12:25,001 --> 01:12:28,000
Oh, but Helen, I've never
touched any part. I've sat on this...
580
01:12:28,001 --> 01:12:31,453
I will be removed from
my position at the head of
581
01:12:31,465 --> 01:12:35,000
Mayfair Society and
placed directly in its crotch.
582
01:12:35,001 --> 01:12:39,000
Oh, no, no, Helen, you merely
imagine… I know the world, Alfred.
583
01:12:39,001 --> 01:12:44,000
And it speaks with a foul mouth about girls
who permit themselves to be compromised.
584
01:12:44,001 --> 01:12:47,000
She becomes the subject
of hideous alliteration.
585
01:12:47,001 --> 01:12:49,000
All cock and cunt.
586
01:12:49,001 --> 01:12:51,000
All prick and pussy.
587
01:12:51,001 --> 01:12:53,000
Oh, for God's sake.
588
01:12:53,001 --> 01:13:00,000
I have been ambushed by an
amateur in an irritation antique armchair.
589
01:13:28,001 --> 01:13:30,516
So this ad said they
were looking for healthy
590
01:13:30,528 --> 01:13:33,000
young men to volunteer
for a sex experiment.
591
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:42,000
And I didn't have too much work to
do, so I figured, what the hell, you know?
592
01:13:42,001 --> 01:13:43,001
Good morning.
593
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:44,000
Good afternoon.
594
01:13:44,001 --> 01:13:45,000
Good evening.
595
01:13:45,001 --> 01:13:48,000
Well, there goes another day.
596
01:13:48,001 --> 01:13:51,000
I'm here about
the sex experiment.
597
01:13:51,250 --> 01:13:53,000
Yes.
598
01:13:53,001 --> 01:13:55,000
The one you mentioned in the ad.
599
01:13:55,001 --> 01:13:56,000
Are you a student here?
600
01:13:56,001 --> 01:13:58,000
Yes, pre-med.
601
01:13:58,001 --> 01:13:59,001
Tell me.
602
01:13:59,250 --> 01:14:02,000
Why are you
volunteering to participate?
603
01:14:02,500 --> 01:14:05,000
You mean outside of my obvious
professional interest in such matters?
604
01:14:05,001 --> 01:14:07,000
Yes, outside of that.
605
01:14:07,001 --> 01:14:13,000
Well, quite frankly, I consider
myself somewhat of a…
606
01:14:13,375 --> 01:14:16,000
Well, actually quite good.
607
01:14:16,001 --> 01:14:20,000
At least fairly adequate.
608
01:14:20,001 --> 01:14:21,001
And?
609
01:14:21,100 --> 01:14:23,260
And I thought it might be
a good way of meeting girls.
610
01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:27,188
You realize, of course, that you'll
never be permitted to learn the identity of
611
01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:31,000
the young lady or ladies that you'll
meet during the course of this experiment.
612
01:14:31,050 --> 01:14:32,000
Oh, that's okay.
613
01:14:32,001 --> 01:14:36,092
And that the sum of $25 is a
total compensation for any and
614
01:14:36,104 --> 01:14:40,000
all liabilities incurred as a
result of this experiment.
615
01:14:40,001 --> 01:14:42,000
I do?
616
01:14:42,001 --> 01:14:43,000
Very well.
617
01:14:43,001 --> 01:14:47,000
You fill out these
forms in the next room.
618
01:15:01,900 --> 01:15:03,000
Pearl Mudder.
619
01:15:03,001 --> 01:15:04,000
Right.
620
01:15:04,001 --> 01:15:08,000
Says here you're volunteering for
a straight heteronorm coital setup.
621
01:15:08,001 --> 01:15:09,001
Right.
622
01:15:09,425 --> 01:15:12,000
No interest in
anything more exotic.
623
01:15:12,100 --> 01:15:14,000
What do you got up your sleeve?
624
01:15:14,001 --> 01:15:18,000
Nobody likes a
smart-ass young man.
625
01:15:18,001 --> 01:15:20,000
Well, what do you mean?
626
01:15:20,001 --> 01:15:21,945
As I'm sure you realize,
not everybody in the
627
01:15:21,957 --> 01:15:24,000
world gets his kicks
from just genital contact,
628
01:15:24,250 --> 01:15:28,056
nor from contact with a partner
of a sex opposite his own, nor from
629
01:15:28,068 --> 01:15:32,000
just one partner at a time, nor
even from exclusively human partners.
630
01:15:32,001 --> 01:15:33,000
What?
631
01:15:33,001 --> 01:15:34,000
Naturally.
632
01:15:34,001 --> 01:15:36,774
So what I am asking is
do you truly wish to restrict
633
01:15:36,786 --> 01:15:40,000
yourself to one human partner
at a time of the opposite sex?
634
01:15:40,001 --> 01:15:41,000
Yes.
635
01:15:41,001 --> 01:15:42,000
All right.
636
01:15:42,001 --> 01:15:44,000
At least the first one.
637
01:15:44,001 --> 01:15:46,000
Very well.
638
01:15:46,001 --> 01:15:52,000
Take these forms, fill
them all out, please.
639
01:15:52,001 --> 01:15:55,000
I'll strip down to your shorts
while you're filling them out.
640
01:15:55,001 --> 01:15:57,000
We're on a tight schedule here.
641
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:18,000
Yeah, well, good morning,
Doctor, uh… Ronson.
642
01:16:18,001 --> 01:16:23,000
Hi, good morning,
I came in here for…
643
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:38,000
Pearl Mudder!
644
01:16:38,001 --> 01:16:39,000
Right.
645
01:16:39,001 --> 01:16:44,000
I'm going to see if we have a copy of
the thing with the… Yeah, I'm Dr. Jaspers.
646
01:16:44,001 --> 01:16:45,000
How do you do?
647
01:16:45,001 --> 01:16:48,000
Boom, that's your fist, just
your forms, you dumb fucker.
648
01:16:48,100 --> 01:16:53,001
I'm going to see if we have a
copy of the… That was, uh… Yeah.
649
01:17:02,875 --> 01:17:05,000
Now, send in our next partner.
650
01:17:05,001 --> 01:17:06,000
Here's the fan.
651
01:17:06,001 --> 01:17:09,001
We'll have a… I'll figure
the… I'll figure the…
652
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:28,000
I'll figure it out
just like it is.
653
01:17:28,100 --> 01:17:33,000
How are you, sweetheart?
654
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:50,000
Dr. Ronson, please
attach the electrodes.
655
01:17:50,001 --> 01:17:58,001
Hey, what is the… Not
too bad, little cocker.
656
01:18:00,001 --> 01:18:04,000
All right, children, don't
worry about me, I'll get started.
657
01:18:04,001 --> 01:18:05,000
What are these things?
658
01:18:05,001 --> 01:18:08,000
Don't pay any attention to
them, just get the ball rolling.
659
01:18:08,001 --> 01:18:10,000
These things are going to
stop the ball from rolling.
660
01:18:10,001 --> 01:18:13,000
Well, what's the matter,
you got square balls?
661
01:18:13,001 --> 01:18:15,000
Make sure you they won't.
662
01:18:15,001 --> 01:18:17,000
I'm not sure I like
these things at all.
663
01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:23,000
Why don't you
start things off, dear?
664
01:18:23,001 --> 01:18:25,000
Hello.
665
01:18:25,001 --> 01:18:31,000
Hi, there.
666
01:18:31,001 --> 01:18:32,000
Remove the brassiere, please.
667
01:18:32,001 --> 01:18:33,000
I need a nipple.
668
01:18:33,001 --> 01:18:34,000
Nipple?
669
01:18:34,001 --> 01:18:38,000
Definitely would.
670
01:18:38,050 --> 01:18:41,000
Good morning.
671
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:06,000
It's all the same to you, I would
prefer that you worked on the right one.
672
01:19:06,001 --> 01:19:08,000
The left one is mine.
673
01:19:08,001 --> 01:19:12,000
Sorry.
674
01:19:12,001 --> 01:19:14,000
Feel nice.
675
01:19:14,001 --> 01:19:16,000
Excitation reading?
676
01:19:16,250 --> 01:19:22,000
I get an excitation
reading of 3.5.
677
01:19:22,001 --> 01:19:25,000
All right, less talking
and more fucking.
678
01:19:25,001 --> 01:19:26,000
I wasn't talking.
679
01:19:26,001 --> 01:19:28,000
You weren't fucking either.
680
01:19:28,001 --> 01:19:31,000
All right, let's push on now.
681
01:19:31,001 --> 01:19:32,000
I need the crotch.
682
01:19:32,001 --> 01:19:33,000
Crotch?
683
01:19:33,001 --> 01:19:34,000
Crotch, got it.
684
01:19:34,001 --> 01:19:41,000
Not yours, hers.
685
01:19:53,000 --> 01:20:01,000
Crotch, got it.
686
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:18,000
Wait for the
electrodes, dum-dum.
687
01:20:18,001 --> 01:20:21,000
That's the last time we advertise
for help in Screw Magazine.
688
01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:30,000
All right, you kids may have all night,
but we are on a very tight schedule.
689
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:51,000
You come here often?
690
01:20:51,001 --> 01:20:54,000
Well, I've been here
about 16 or 17 times.
691
01:20:54,001 --> 01:20:55,000
Oh, really?
692
01:20:55,001 --> 01:20:56,000
Me too.
693
01:20:56,001 --> 01:20:57,000
How'd you happen
to volunteer for this?
694
01:20:57,001 --> 01:20:58,000
What the hell are you
doing to me there?
695
01:20:58,001 --> 01:21:03,000
Nearly an intrauterine camera.
696
01:21:03,001 --> 01:21:05,000
An intrauterine camera?
697
01:21:05,001 --> 01:21:08,000
Dr. Jasper, they're inserting
an intrauterine camera.
698
01:21:08,001 --> 01:21:11,000
Just be thankful it's
not a Polaroid, Sonny.
699
01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:36,000
While you're there, why
don't you check the oil?
700
01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:51,000
You have beautiful skin.
701
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:11,000
I like the look that we get
when they both are thinking of us.
702
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:22,758
I wish people would
leave their hearts on
703
01:22:22,770 --> 01:22:27,000
their sleeves because
I like the look of love.
704
01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:45,000
Oh, wow, this is the best sexual
experience of my entire life.
705
01:22:45,001 --> 01:22:47,000
Am I going to see you again?
706
01:22:47,001 --> 01:22:48,000
Oh, yes.
707
01:22:48,001 --> 01:22:49,000
Often?
708
01:22:49,001 --> 01:22:50,000
Yes, as often as you want.
709
01:22:50,001 --> 01:22:52,000
Will you stop seeing
anyone else you now see?
710
01:22:52,001 --> 01:22:53,000
Oh, of course I will.
711
01:22:53,001 --> 01:22:57,000
Oh, the moon as it
shines on all its legs.
712
01:22:57,001 --> 01:23:00,000
I like the look of love.
713
01:23:00,001 --> 01:23:03,000
Oh, there's a thing in the rain.
714
01:23:03,001 --> 01:23:08,000
I like to look up to people who
know what they're dreaming of.
715
01:23:08,001 --> 01:23:10,000
So I stroll through the park.
716
01:23:10,001 --> 01:23:11,000
When it's just getting dark.
717
01:23:11,001 --> 01:23:13,000
Because I like the look.
718
01:23:13,001 --> 01:23:16,000
We like the look.
719
01:23:16,001 --> 01:23:23,000
I like the look.
720
01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:34,000
All right, move along,
you devil's heart.
721
01:23:54,500 --> 01:24:01,000
All right, that's all folks.
722
01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:25,000
We'll be right back.
723
01:24:43,150 --> 01:24:50,000
We'll be right back.
724
01:25:11,025 --> 01:25:19,000
We'll be right back.
725
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:43,000
We'll be right back.
726
01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:07,000
We'll be right back.
727
01:26:07,001 --> 01:26:14,000
I was walking in the shadows.
728
01:26:14,001 --> 01:26:22,000
And the birds were
flying to the moon.
729
01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:33,000
While life is over
much too soon.
730
01:26:33,001 --> 01:26:37,000
Don't watch for the morning.
731
01:26:37,001 --> 01:26:41,000
It's only the sun.
732
01:26:41,001 --> 01:26:48,000
And spring is a feeling.
733
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:12,000
I'll never run.
734
01:27:12,001 --> 01:27:19,000
I was looking for a window.
735
01:27:19,001 --> 01:27:27,000
And the nets were
covered in the room.
736
01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:38,000
While life is over
much too soon.
737
01:27:38,001 --> 01:27:42,000
Don't wish forever.
738
01:27:42,001 --> 01:27:46,000
It's only a friend.
739
01:27:46,001 --> 01:27:53,000
And time is a season.
740
01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:22,000
That never ends.
741
01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:32,000
We'll be right back.
742
01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:53,000
We'll be right back.
743
01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:25,000
We'll be right back.
744
01:29:25,001 --> 01:29:32,000
The world keeps floating.
745
01:29:32,001 --> 01:29:39,000
All alone in space.
746
01:29:39,001 --> 01:29:46,000
Don't stare at the mirror.
747
01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:59,000
It's only your face.
748
01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:23,000
We wait for the echo.
749
01:30:23,001 --> 01:30:28,000
That answers it too.
750
01:30:28,001 --> 01:30:36,000
Then we are all blue.
751
01:30:36,001 --> 01:30:43,000
Much too soon.
752
01:30:43,001 --> 01:30:49,000
We wait for the echo.
753
01:30:49,001 --> 01:30:54,000
That answers it too.
754
01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:13,000
And we are over much too soon.
755
01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:36,000
We wait for the echo.
756
01:31:52,000 --> 01:32:00,000
We wait for the echo.
757
01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:24,000
We wait for the echo.
758
01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:53,000
We wait for the echo.
759
01:32:53,001 --> 01:32:58,000
It was midweek in Midway.
760
01:32:58,001 --> 01:33:02,000
In the middle of 1960s.
761
01:33:02,001 --> 01:33:06,000
On a fair midland day.
762
01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:15,000
In middle village USA.
763
01:33:16,000 --> 01:33:24,000
That two people named Clarence
Coons and Little Red Susan Archer.
764
01:33:34,000 --> 01:33:42,000
Come to be familiar
in a most familiar way.
765
01:33:42,001 --> 01:33:47,000
Along the Skinner 66.
766
01:33:47,001 --> 01:33:52,000
Clarence gunned his Harley.
767
01:33:52,001 --> 01:33:56,000
Nothing much of consequence.
768
01:33:56,001 --> 01:34:04,000
A working in his head.
769
01:34:04,001 --> 01:34:08,000
Man and cycle joined together.
770
01:34:08,001 --> 01:34:13,000
One black mass
of steel and leather.
771
01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:22,000
A modern metal monster
for the citizens to dread.
772
01:34:39,000 --> 01:34:47,000
Ooh, Clarence, watch
yourself boy loogie.
773
01:34:47,001 --> 01:34:51,000
Middle written middle
class working hard.
774
01:34:51,001 --> 01:34:55,000
Man hashed truckers.
775
01:34:55,001 --> 01:34:59,000
Suffers them to pinch her ass.
776
01:34:59,001 --> 01:35:07,000
And raise her tips that way.
777
01:35:07,001 --> 01:35:11,000
Then she takes her
increased earnings.
778
01:35:11,001 --> 01:35:15,000
To her lawful husband Vernon.
779
01:35:24,000 --> 01:35:32,000
His unemployed and drinking
heart at Bertha's hideaway.
780
01:35:32,001 --> 01:35:36,000
This night she left the diner.
781
01:35:36,001 --> 01:35:41,000
Looking forward
to the late show.
782
01:35:41,001 --> 01:35:45,000
Chuck it out, making farts.
783
01:35:45,001 --> 01:35:53,000
Nothing much for bed.
784
01:35:53,001 --> 01:35:56,000
Went out of nowhere
for the booze.
785
01:35:56,001 --> 01:36:01,000
Come roaring Mr. Clarence Coons.
786
01:36:02,000 --> 01:36:10,000
Toward the fateful meeting
with the middle class Mildred.
787
01:36:11,000 --> 01:36:19,000
Ooh, Clarence, hey
watch yourself boy steady.
788
01:36:24,000 --> 01:36:32,000
May be too late
already, Clarence.
789
01:36:32,001 --> 01:36:37,000
With squealing brakes
and screaming tires.
790
01:36:37,001 --> 01:36:40,000
Clarence slowed to 60.
791
01:36:43,000 --> 01:36:51,000
When he spotted Mildred
sitting tired on a bale of hay.
792
01:36:51,001 --> 01:36:53,000
Can I ride you ma'am?
793
01:36:53,001 --> 01:36:56,000
I'll take you to town.
794
01:36:56,001 --> 01:36:59,000
Clarence asked politely.
795
01:36:59,001 --> 01:37:07,000
I hope my ankle help me
down is what he heard her say.
796
01:37:07,150 --> 01:37:15,000
Ooh, Mildred, shame
on you for lying.
797
01:37:19,125 --> 01:37:27,000
Watch yourself when
he's buying, Mildred.
798
01:37:27,001 --> 01:37:31,000
Before her sneakers
hit the ground.
799
01:37:31,001 --> 01:37:35,000
Mildred grabbed his center.
800
01:37:35,050 --> 01:37:38,000
His eyes lit up,
his fly slid down.
801
01:37:38,001 --> 01:37:46,000
Her middle class was spread.
802
01:37:46,001 --> 01:37:54,000
Now he was not so rude
as to refuse her plea to enter.
803
01:37:54,001 --> 01:38:02,000
And as he did he heard these
words which were the ones she said.
804
01:38:06,050 --> 01:38:14,000
Ooh, Clarence.
805
01:38:14,001 --> 01:38:21,000
Well I ain't had much
lovin' for almost a year.
806
01:38:21,001 --> 01:38:26,000
An out of work man is good for
none but drinkin' and pissin' beer.
807
01:38:26,001 --> 01:38:30,000
So treat me rough,
stuff me clarity.
808
01:38:30,001 --> 01:38:33,000
Give me thrills,
fill me clarity.
809
01:38:33,001 --> 01:38:37,000
Hey trashy daddy
open yours right away.
810
01:38:55,000 --> 01:39:03,000
Ooh, Clarence.
811
01:39:05,000 --> 01:39:13,000
If you had burned my wine, you'd
be sleepin' late this mornin', Clarence.
812
01:39:24,000 --> 01:39:32,000
Far along the road comes
Vernon returnin' home from birth.
813
01:39:35,000 --> 01:39:43,000
Feelin' kinda mean that
night, or so I heard folks say.
814
01:39:43,001 --> 01:39:49,000
Well when Mildred see
him, rage, cry, kill him.
815
01:39:49,001 --> 01:39:51,433
And Vernon would attract.
816
01:39:51,736 --> 01:39:58,733
But luckily his drinkin'
pal was Sheriff Billy Shay.
817
01:40:08,001 --> 01:40:16,000
They got him on illicit
carnal knowledge of a woman.
818
01:40:16,024 --> 01:40:24,024
That's worth thirty years, and
that's where Clarence is today.
819
01:40:28,000 --> 01:40:36,000
He is doin' time at Folsom, where
they learn you to be wholesome.
820
01:40:36,024 --> 01:40:42,370
And Mildred's home with
Vernon and their little baby Ray.
821
01:40:48,733 --> 01:40:56,733
Ooh, Clarence. Be
glad you didn't case.
822
01:40:57,719 --> 01:41:02,573
That's what you get for messin'
around with middle class poontang.
823
01:42:04,950 --> 01:42:09,775
Lawn don't seem too bad
this time of year, does it, son?
824
01:42:14,586 --> 01:42:17,113
'Cept around the
sprinkler heads.
825
01:42:19,700 --> 01:42:24,106
It's always wet around the sprinkler
heads, so it grows all the time, I guess.
826
01:42:32,820 --> 01:42:37,280
If we could get the fence painted
by next week it'd be nice, you know?
827
01:42:41,979 --> 01:42:43,739
It's not a good fence,
828
01:42:44,363 --> 01:42:46,058
but if we could get it
829
01:42:46,082 --> 01:42:47,971
painted by next week
it'd be nice, I guess.
830
01:42:51,050 --> 01:42:54,000
White would be good, sure.
831
01:42:58,550 --> 01:43:01,353
Or maybe a kind of
off-white, you know?
832
01:43:04,500 --> 01:43:06,941
So what about a
kind of off-white?
833
01:43:06,965 --> 01:43:08,946
You know what I mean?
834
01:43:11,250 --> 01:43:12,706
A kind of different white?
835
01:43:16,320 --> 01:43:19,467
They're just a little
different, you know?
836
01:43:19,491 --> 01:43:22,051
Not too much different from the
way it is now. What do you think?
837
01:43:25,827 --> 01:43:30,459
Different kind of white, so it
won't be too much the same.
838
01:43:32,413 --> 01:43:34,650
Could be almost the same,
839
01:43:34,674 --> 01:43:37,039
but still be a little different.
840
01:43:41,250 --> 01:43:42,779
Be fun, I think.
841
01:43:47,775 --> 01:43:49,433
And what about the rock garden?
842
01:43:54,100 --> 01:43:56,866
Not bad for my never
having made one before.
843
01:43:58,175 --> 01:44:01,693
It's one of them new kinds
with rocks and stuff in it.
844
01:44:03,850 --> 01:44:06,753
Has lots of rocks
and stuff from the trip.
845
01:44:08,700 --> 01:44:13,033
We found afterwards it was really worth
carrying all those rocks around, you know?
846
01:44:13,694 --> 01:44:15,693
It's a nice rock garden.
847
01:44:16,750 --> 01:44:18,333
Keeps me pretty busy.
848
01:44:20,550 --> 01:44:22,100
I'd change it every day.
849
01:44:26,700 --> 01:44:30,199
This whole place but looking
like a new place and new place.
850
01:44:31,001 --> 01:44:33,840
One of them new places with
rock gardens all over and fountains.
851
01:44:37,313 --> 01:44:39,094
You come up the street,
852
01:44:40,151 --> 01:44:42,879
there'd be a nice green lawn,
853
01:44:43,369 --> 01:44:44,843
a lot of rock gardens.
854
01:44:46,450 --> 01:44:48,106
And the irrigation running,
855
01:44:48,992 --> 01:44:51,378
the new trees all sort of green.
856
01:44:53,350 --> 01:44:56,000
And the fence all painted a
different kind of white paint.
857
01:44:56,203 --> 01:44:57,573
And the grass
858
01:44:57,597 --> 01:45:00,153
cut around the sprinkler
heads and all that, you know?
859
01:45:13,346 --> 01:45:17,099
When I come, it's like a river.
860
01:45:21,953 --> 01:45:27,333
It's all over the bed and the
sheets and everything, you know, Pa?
861
01:45:31,134 --> 01:45:33,001
I mean,
862
01:45:34,158 --> 01:45:38,313
short vagina gives me security.
863
01:45:40,567 --> 01:45:42,566
I can't help it.
864
01:45:43,200 --> 01:45:48,966
I mean, I like to feel like I'm
really turning the girl on, you know?
865
01:45:51,300 --> 01:45:55,026
It's a much better screw
is what it amounts to me.
866
01:45:55,213 --> 01:45:59,201
I mean, well, if a girl
has a really small vagina,
867
01:45:59,225 --> 01:46:03,225
it's really better to go in
from behind, you know?
868
01:46:05,150 --> 01:46:06,993
I mean, well, she can
869
01:46:07,377 --> 01:46:08,673
sit with her legs together
870
01:46:08,685 --> 01:46:12,000
and you sit facing
her, but that's different.
871
01:46:12,001 --> 01:46:15,086
I mean, that's a different
kind of thing, you know?
872
01:46:17,001 --> 01:46:20,000
Oh, you can do it
standing, you know?
873
01:46:20,001 --> 01:46:23,513
Yeah, just by backing
her up, you know?
874
01:46:24,033 --> 01:46:29,189
See, you just stand and she goes
down and down until she's on my.
875
01:46:29,213 --> 01:46:33,078
.. until she's
sitting on your dick.
876
01:46:37,827 --> 01:46:39,426
You know what I mean, Pa?
877
01:46:40,876 --> 01:46:46,439
Boy, she'll come a hundred times
and you just stand there holding on to it.
878
01:46:50,001 --> 01:46:53,440
That way you don't even
have to undress, you know.
879
01:46:54,841 --> 01:46:58,866
Of course, she may not even
want to undress at all I mean,
880
01:46:59,940 --> 01:47:05,519
I like to undress myself, but some
girls, they just don't want to, I guess.
881
01:47:08,860 --> 01:47:13,506
I like going down on girls
too, you know what I mean?
882
01:47:15,300 --> 01:47:18,933
She gives me some head
and then I give her some.
883
01:47:21,273 --> 01:47:25,519
It's just sort of a give
and take thing, I guess.
884
01:47:30,001 --> 01:47:36,473
You know, actually, girls really
like fingers almost as well as a dick.
885
01:47:38,086 --> 01:47:44,673
Why, if you move your finger fast enough,
they'd rather have it that way almost.
886
01:47:50,001 --> 01:47:52,666
Oh, I learned to use
my thumb, you know.
887
01:47:57,534 --> 01:48:01,000
You can get a thumb
in much further, actually.
888
01:48:01,001 --> 01:48:05,626
I mean, oh, a thumb will
go a good eight inches.
889
01:48:07,153 --> 01:48:13,786
Whereas a finger will only
go five or six, you know.
890
01:48:15,854 --> 01:48:16,946
I don't know.
891
01:48:18,563 --> 01:48:22,508
I really like to pull
almost out and then go all
892
01:48:22,532 --> 01:48:26,325
the way in to the
womb, you know,
893
01:48:26,906 --> 01:48:28,586
, very slowly.
894
01:48:29,553 --> 01:48:36,219
You just pull it down to the end and then
you go all the way back in and hold it.
895
01:48:38,826 --> 01:48:40,606
You know what I mean, Pa?
896
01:49:09,116 --> 01:49:10,977
Where the hell is
this new guy anyway?
897
01:49:12,507 --> 01:49:14,379
There he is. I told
you he'd make it.
898
01:49:14,774 --> 01:49:17,000
Hey, George, if you're going to join
the group, you've got to remember a lot.
899
01:49:17,001 --> 01:49:18,000
We always come on time.
900
01:49:18,001 --> 01:49:20,000
Oh, I'm sorry I'm late, fellas.
901
01:49:20,001 --> 01:49:23,000
George, we don't like
people breaking the rules here.
902
01:49:23,001 --> 01:49:24,000
Well, everybody
said I was sorry.
903
01:49:24,001 --> 01:49:27,000
Look, we're going to talk
or we're going to Jack off.
904
01:49:27,175 --> 01:49:29,000
Okay, let's get
the ball rolling.
905
01:49:29,001 --> 01:49:32,046
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, this
is your seat, George.
906
01:49:35,300 --> 01:49:39,000
Here, now, this is a
new kind of machine.
907
01:49:39,050 --> 01:49:41,000
It's a telepathic
thought transmitter.
908
01:49:41,125 --> 01:49:43,000
Whatever you think about
flashes up on the screen.
909
01:49:43,001 --> 01:49:44,001
Oh, sure.
910
01:49:44,050 --> 01:49:46,000
Yeah, now, the rules
of the game are these.
911
01:49:46,001 --> 01:49:50,000
We all think about things to jerk
off to, see, until somebody comes.
912
01:49:50,001 --> 01:49:54,000
Then the first guy that comes has
to stop anybody else from coming.
913
01:49:54,001 --> 01:49:54,773
You got it?
914
01:49:54,797 --> 01:49:55,796
Got it, right.
915
01:49:55,820 --> 01:49:57,665
Let's give it a try.
916
01:50:02,001 --> 01:50:04,000
First thing that comes
to your mind, George.
917
01:50:44,833 --> 01:50:46,000
What the fuck was that?
918
01:50:46,627 --> 01:50:48,000
What are you
trying to do, George?
919
01:50:48,001 --> 01:50:49,000
What's wrong?
920
01:50:49,001 --> 01:50:51,000
I told you guys not
to invite any perverts.
921
01:50:51,001 --> 01:50:52,000
I'm sorry, fella.
922
01:50:52,001 --> 01:50:54,000
That's the first thing
that came to my mind.
923
01:50:54,001 --> 01:50:56,318
Hey, look here,
George, this is the first
924
01:50:56,330 --> 01:50:59,000
vacancy we've had here
in six months, you know.
925
01:50:59,350 --> 01:51:01,653
Harvey only left 'cause
he pulled a muscle.
926
01:51:05,001 --> 01:51:07,000
Are you sure you're
all right, George?
927
01:51:07,001 --> 01:51:08,001
I'm fine.
928
01:51:08,050 --> 01:51:11,000
Okay, let's give it
another try, huh?
929
01:51:11,200 --> 01:51:14,206
How would you like a
silver bullet up your ass?
930
01:51:15,073 --> 01:51:16,726
Cut the horseshit, George.
931
01:51:56,119 --> 01:51:58,000
See you next week, fellas.
932
01:51:58,313 --> 01:52:00,829
Get the fuck out of here!
933
01:52:32,086 --> 01:52:33,593
I don't even sing.
934
01:52:35,001 --> 01:52:41,000
I don't want to do this in person, but I
wouldn't mind doing a television version.
935
01:52:41,001 --> 01:52:45,126
I'll never get this job.
I have bashful nipples.
936
01:52:46,641 --> 01:52:49,639
I wish one of these women
would liberate my cock.
937
01:52:50,001 --> 01:52:54,000
Listen, with a cock like yours,
they got nothing to complain about.
938
01:52:54,001 --> 01:52:58,000
Just like a cock
who looks smaller.
939
01:52:58,001 --> 01:53:00,393
Wait till I get a hold
of the wife tonight.
940
01:53:02,926 --> 01:53:10,926
You know what's a finale is all the guys
standing alive, coming to the audience.
941
01:53:17,041 --> 01:53:21,040
Oh, it's a lot of crap just to see
everybody take their clothes off.
942
01:53:23,001 --> 01:53:26,100
But I'm an actor.
943
01:53:26,394 --> 01:53:29,393
There's some things I won't do.
944
01:53:29,417 --> 01:53:35,416
We're going to
want you to screw.
945
01:53:36,001 --> 01:53:37,000
Every night.
946
01:53:37,001 --> 01:53:42,000
I didn't get to show my dick.
947
01:53:42,001 --> 01:53:45,000
I mean, what is the point?
948
01:53:45,001 --> 01:53:48,000
I mean, what is it?
949
01:53:48,001 --> 01:53:55,000
I mean, the size of my joint.
950
01:53:55,001 --> 01:54:00,000
Once you've seen one.
951
01:54:00,001 --> 01:54:02,000
It's an Indian show about sex.
952
01:54:02,001 --> 01:54:05,000
A religious fuck show.
953
01:54:05,001 --> 01:54:11,000
When I was little I
wanted to be a ballerina.
954
01:54:11,001 --> 01:54:16,000
But I eat corgi.
955
01:54:16,001 --> 01:54:18,000
Why did I call it old Calcutta?
956
01:54:18,001 --> 01:54:22,000
Then I grew up and found
there was more to love.
957
01:54:22,024 --> 01:54:24,510
I couldn't call it new faces.
958
01:54:32,001 --> 01:54:35,000
Hey, Gary, what do you
think about fucking on stage?
959
01:54:35,001 --> 01:54:36,000
Oh, I can dig it.
960
01:54:36,001 --> 01:54:39,000
What do you do on your day off?
961
01:54:39,001 --> 01:54:44,000
From the time I was little
I wanted to be a ballerina.
962
01:54:44,001 --> 01:54:49,000
One great song about a hard-on.
963
01:54:49,001 --> 01:54:56,000
And then I grew up and
found there was more to love.
964
01:54:56,001 --> 01:55:00,000
Like acting and singing
and moving and being.
965
01:55:00,001 --> 01:55:05,000
At last.
966
01:55:05,001 --> 01:55:08,000
We use a two or a
three from the ball.
967
01:55:08,001 --> 01:55:09,000
We can get through this.
968
01:55:09,001 --> 01:55:11,000
We can get through any of this.
969
01:55:11,125 --> 01:55:16,932
♪ When I was little, I
wanted to be a ballerina ♪
970
01:55:44,436 --> 01:55:47,590
And I wouldn't see
me more, but now I
971
01:56:58,265 --> 01:57:01,292
What the fuck are
they doing up there?
972
01:57:02,708 --> 01:57:05,521
You paid all the money and
they're having all the fucking fun.
973
01:57:06,713 --> 01:57:11,586
I don't mind all the cocks and cunts, but
I think the language they use is terrible.
974
01:57:13,612 --> 01:57:16,032
This makes hair look
like the sound of music.
975
01:57:18,044 --> 01:57:21,797
If they show this thing in
Washington, Agnew will shit.
976
01:57:23,831 --> 01:57:25,884
Bitches. Gotta lock 'em all up.
977
01:57:26,709 --> 01:57:29,289
Gee, that girl has pretty eyes.
978
01:57:30,777 --> 01:57:33,284
All the men are circumcised.
979
01:57:33,466 --> 01:57:35,533
It must be a Jewish show.
980
01:57:37,607 --> 01:57:40,000
I wonder why none of
the guys get a hard-on.
981
01:57:40,414 --> 01:57:45,000
That's my boyfriend.
He does have a hard-on.
982
01:57:45,001 --> 01:57:50,000
The name of this thing ought
to be Titty Titty Bang Bang.
983
01:57:50,001 --> 01:57:55,000
Next time. You pick the
restaurant. I'll pick the show.
984
01:57:55,001 --> 01:58:00,000
My God. That's my
daughter up there.
985
01:58:00,001 --> 01:58:04,000
I wonder what the girls do
when they get their period.
986
01:58:04,001 --> 01:58:07,000
I'm beginning to wonder myself.
987
01:58:09,825 --> 01:58:13,000
When are they going
to bring on the horse?
988
01:58:15,000 --> 01:58:20,000
Big deal. You've seen
one, you've seen them all.
989
01:58:23,450 --> 01:58:25,773
Who wrote this
piece of shit anyway?
990
01:59:11,450 --> 01:59:16,000
Well, I came here on
a dare, but now what?
991
01:59:16,001 --> 01:59:21,000
Yeah, I came here on
a dare, but now what?
992
01:59:21,001 --> 01:59:25,000
Well, I came here on
a dare, but now what?
993
01:59:25,001 --> 01:59:33,001
I never had the good
thing to do, but now what?
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