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( Screams )
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( Sighs )
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I just had a horrible dream
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that Gideon stole the deed
to the Mystery Shack
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and kicked us out
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and we all had to move in
with Soos's grandma.
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That was no dream, dude.
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( Screams )
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Shh!
Por favor.
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Uh, sorry,
Abuelita.
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Oh! Soos, your grandma
is so adorable!
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And her skin
is old lady soft.
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( Sighing )
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Mabel, quit being creepy!
The news is finally on!
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In a move that has
all of Gravity Falls buzzing,
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child psychic Gideon Gleeful
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has taken surprise ownership
of the Mystery Shack,
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previously belonging to area
shyster Stanford Pines.
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That picture's
taken out of context.
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Now that you have the shack,
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what exactly are you
planning to do with it?
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I have a big announcement
to make today,
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and I'd like
to cordially invite
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all the good people
of Gravity Falls to join me.
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Free admission to everyone
who wears their Gideon pins!
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It's my face!
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I just can't believe
Gideon beat us!
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Normally I'm able
to save the day.
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This is all my fault.
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Don't worry, Dipper.
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Looks like Mabel's gonna have to
be the hero of the family now!
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I'll defeat Gideon
with my grappling hook!
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Mabel, no offense,
but that grappling hook
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has literally
never helped us once.
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Oh, yeah? Jelly grab!
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I vacuum the walls now.
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So you lost the shack.
Look on the bright side, dudes.
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Now you get to live
here with me.
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Soos!
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Hey, anyone wanna
play racecars?
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They're out of batteries,
but we can make pretend.
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( Gags and coughs )
Would it be a new low if I ate that?
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( Chuckles ) I'm just kidding.
I'm totally eating it.
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We've gotta
get the Shack back.
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Hello, Gravity Falls!
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( Spectators cheering )
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Gideon is
the psychic-est!
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He guessed the secret ingredient
to my coffee omelet!
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Somehow he knew about my
horrifying secret birthmark.
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I love that
child psychic so much!
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( Grunts )
You're choking me!
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Grandma, is that you?
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We're in.
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Just wanna say, don't know
what we're doing here,
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but I am loving these
fake moustaches!
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If anyone asks,
I'm not Soos.
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Ladies and gentlemen!
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Today I am delighted
to announce my new plans
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for the former Mystery Shack.
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I give you Gideonland!
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-What?H
-Dude!
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We're gonna turn
this dirty old shack
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into three square miles
of Gideon-tertainment!
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And, introducing
our new mascot,
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Li'I Gideon junior!
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Boom! He's a pig!
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Waddles! You monster!
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All right, that's it!
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Hey! Hey!
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( Grunting and panting )
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Listen up, people!
Gideon's a fraud!
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This kid broke in
and stole my property!
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-Arrest him, officers!
-Yeah!
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Such accusations!
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Mr. Pines, I recall
you gave the property to me.
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Look, here's the deed
right here!
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Well, that's all the proof
I need to see.
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I love you, Li'I Gideon!
Sing them funny songs!
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Hey!
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( Gasping )
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Now get off my property,
old man.
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I'll show you
who's the old ma--
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Ow! Aah! My hearing aid!
Aah! (grunting )
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Thanks for visiting
Gideonland, friends!
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( Chuckles ) Don't come back.
I don't care for y'all.
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(all sigh )
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( Grunts with exertion )
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Don't worry, guys, we'll get
the Shack back somehow.
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We better.
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Wendy!
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If I can't work
at the Shack,
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my dad's gonna force me
to work upstate
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at my cousin's
logging camp.
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What? You're leaving town?
But we need you here!
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Yeah, especially Dipper,
because of his giant crush on...
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You. Calyptus trees!
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( Nervous chuckle )
The kid loves eucalyptus trees.
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( Chuckling )
Saved it!
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Oh, man, guys,
don't look now.
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Take me back, Wendy!
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My arms are too skinny to keep holding
this boom box forever!
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-I was never here.
-Have you been getting my texts?
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Do I need to send you
more texts? Wendy!
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This is not good. I cannot
feed such a big family.
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Where will we stay, Dipper?
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Where will I put
all my sweaters?
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And what's Stan
gonna tell Mom and Dad?
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Ah, Mr. Pines will figure
something out. He always does!
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Don't worry, your son
and daughter are fine.
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Where are we staying?
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Uh, I put 'em up at this
amazing 4-star hotel!
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What? Uh, sure, we got...
Plenty to eat.
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Uh, relax. If I thought I couldn't
take care of these kids,
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I'd send 'em back right away.
Uh-huh. You, too.
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Grunkle Stan,
can we order pizza?
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( Sighs )
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( laughs )
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( Blows whistle )
Back to your corner!
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I've been meanin'
to ask you, boy.
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Shouldn't you be
celebratin' Gideonland
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instead of sticking your head
in that there book all day?
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Father, have I ever told you
the true nature of this book?
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It was written many years ago
by a brilliant unknown author
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who learned secrets
too powerful for one man.
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He hid his journals where he
thought no one would ever find 'em.
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Because he knew that if the journals
were ever brought together,
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they would unleash a gateway
to unimaginable power!
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Codes and maps
have led me to believe
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the other book's buried somewhere
on this very property.
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And I intend to find it.
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So that's why you
wanted the Mystery Shack.
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That's right, Father.
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It's time to begin
the search...
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For the other journal!
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Go, red car!
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Go, other red car!
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This would be a lot
more fun with batteries.
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(grunts)
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( Clears throat )
Kids, we gotta talk.
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Look, I've been thinking, and I
can't take care of you anymore.
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I don't have a house,
or-- or a job.
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The plan is
you're going home.
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Your bus leaves tomorrow.
Here are your tickets.
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But, Grunkle Stan,
you can't give up.
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Yeah, dude.
Look at these faces!
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Be cuter, Mabel!
Your summer depends on it!
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Look, I lost, okay?
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The best thing is for you to be
with your parents.
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I'm sorry, kids.
Gideon won.
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Summer's over.
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Mr. Pines! Come back!
Reconsider!
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Mabel, that's enough!
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If Stan won't get
our home back from Gideon,
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then we'll have
to do it ourselves!
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Gideon may have
the upper hand,
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but we have one thing
he doesn't.
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-A grappling hook!
-The journal!
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Oh, the journal.
Journal!
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All right. The bus to take us
out of Gravity Falls
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comes at sundown.
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If we wanna stay in town,
we've gotta get past those guards,
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make it through the fence,
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and get Gideon
to hand over that deed.
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Leave that to Mabel!
Wa-cha!
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Aah! (grunts)
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Now will you admit
the grappling hook is useless?
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Nope!
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Okay, what can we use
to defeat Gideon?
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Let's see. Barf fairy?
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-Yeah!
-Nope.
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Butternut squash with a
human face and emotions?
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-Yeah!
-Nope.
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Whoa! What's this?
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I've stared at
this page for hours.
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It seems like a blueprint
to build some kind
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of strange futuristic
super weapon--
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Boring! To defeat those guards,
we need some kind of army.
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Wait a minute. An army!
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Mabel, that's it!
The gnomes!
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Uh...
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I think this is
their hiding spot.
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I wonder what gnomes do out here
all alone in the forest.
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Both: Aah!
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( Scatting ) Aah!
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This, this is normal.
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This is normal for gnomes.
Scrub, scrub.
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Well, well, well!
Look who came crawling back!
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Take five, Chris. You guys keep doin'
what you're doin'.
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So, changed your mind about
marrying me, did you, Mabel?
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Ew! Hardly! We need your help.
And seriously, ew!
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You want our help? After you left me
at the altar? No dice!
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Well, what if we were able to
get you a new queen?
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One even more
beautiful than me!
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Her name's Gideon
and she has lovely white hair.
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Whoa! Mature woman, huh?
Hey, Shmebulock, get my cologne!
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Shmebulock!
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Is "Shmebulock"
all you can say?
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Shmebulock.
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It's a deal!
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Waiter, give me a glass
of the strongest,
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most expired
apple cider you've got.
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Sure thing, Mr. Pines.
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Soos? What are you
doing here?
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Since the Mystery Shack
shut down,
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I've had to take a bunch
of part-time jobs.
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Grave digger, bus driver,
really awesome cook.
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Hey, is the kitchen supposed to
have that much fire in it?
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( Woman screams )
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( Sighs ) You're
a good man-child, Soos,
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but it's not looking good.
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This whole town loves
Gideon and hates me.
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If only they knew
how evil he really was.
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Hey, I'm here
for you, dude.
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The entire lower half
of your body is on fire.
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Shh. We're having
a moment.
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Where are you, journal?
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Where are you?
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Boy, I hate to interrupt you,
but you have some guests.
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What?
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Give us the deed to
the shack, Gideon! Or else!
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Am I supposed to say,
"or else what?"
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Yes, you are supposed
to say that! Now!
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( Both grunt )
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( Qasps )
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( Iaughil19 )
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( Gasping )
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You're surrounded by
an unstoppable gnome army.
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Now give us back our deed
and get off our property!
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And let the marriage
ceremony begin!
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( Sighs ) Very well. I suppose
this deed belongs to--
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( shrill whistle )
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Ha! What do you know?
Works on gnomes, too.
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Stop! We'll do anything!
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How can we serve you,
your majesty?
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The most beautiful girl
we've ever seen!
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I am not a girl!
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Really? But your skin is so soft.
Do you moisturize or...
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Subdue them!
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( Overlapping grunting )
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I have to admit, kids,
I am impressed by your creativity.
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-How did you ever?
-Let go!
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Oh, no!
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No! Could it be? Is it?
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-( Gasps )
-( laughs ) Of course!
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It all makes sense!
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The one place I'd
never think to look.
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You had it the whole time!
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00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:19,585
And to think I actually
considered you a threat!
249
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,086
No! Give it back!
250
00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:23,972
Every victory you had was because
of your precious book!
251
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,720
-Give it back or I'll--
-Or you'll what, boy?
252
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:29,724
You'll what? Huh? Huh?
No muscles, no brains.
253
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,397
Face it. You're
nothing without this!
254
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,357
Bye-bye forever,
y'all.
255
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:35,521
( Whistles )
256
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,569
[[511
257
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:48,955
Next time, do your own dirty work!
Come on, boys!
258
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:52,742
Well, that's it.
259
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,582
Guess the bus
should be here soon.
260
00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:57,293
What? Dipper,
don't give up!
261
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,257
You always
have a plan!
262
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,293
No, the journal always
has the plan!
263
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,545
Think about it, Mabel.
Gideon was right.
264
00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,756
The only courageous
or cool things I've ever done
265
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,382
have been because
of that journal.
266
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:10,978
Without it, I can't help you
or Stan or anyone.
267
00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:13,556
There's gotta be
something we can do.
268
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:15,981
What can we do?
269
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,984
Man: Bus fifty-two departing
Gravity Falls. All aboard.
270
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:29,120
Sorry, kids.
It's for the best.
271
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,120
Can't believe
this is happening.
272
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:47,548
( Giggles ) I've got it!
I've finally got it!
273
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:49,512
-Get out!
-( exclaims )
274
00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,139
It's finally mine!
275
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,808
At last, I have
journal number...
276
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,188
Three?
277
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,190
There are three of 'em?
278
00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,067
But where is
journal number one?
279
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:03,150
I must have all three for
the power to be unlocked!
280
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:07,155
But where could I-- Dipper!
He must know where it is!
281
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,987
He gave me the third one
and kept the first for himself!
282
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,573
I can't let him leave
Gravity Falls!
283
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,872
You there! Is it ready?
284
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:22,048
Only one way to find out!
285
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,268
(grunts)
286
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,532
I got a good feelin'
about that kid!
287
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,373
Well, Stan, this is it.
Rock bottom.
288
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,292
No friends, no family,
289
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,665
stuck watching infomercials
for whatever that is.
290
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:02,873
Are you sick of piles of owls
constantly blocking your driveway?
291
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:05,292
Well, then you've
gotta get Owl Trowel!
292
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,260
HOW did you do it, kid?
293
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,471
Why are you always
one step ahead?
294
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,764
Maybe he really is
psychic after--
295
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,011
-( ringing sound )
-Aah! My hearing aid!
296
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,802
What keeps causing that?
297
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:18,438
Wait a minute. That's it!
I know Gideon's weakness!
298
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,060
Would Mr. Pines like a--
299
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,266
Mwah!
300
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,695
I go vacuum my face.
301
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:36,373
Hey, Dipper. Wanna play
bus seat treasure hunt?
302
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:37,707
I'm not in the mood.
303
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:38,867
Oh, come on.
304
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,077
We got Canadian coin,
305
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,211
gum that's shaped like
Ronald Reagan's head.
306
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,414
Ooh! Miscellaneous
fluid stain.
307
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:48,005
-Giant robot!
-Yeah, giant robot. Wait. What?
308
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:52,556
-Look!
-Halt! I command you to halt!
309
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,140
( Both scream )
310
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,978
Mr. bus driver! There's a giant
Gideonbot coming towards us!
311
00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,138
-Oh, hey, dudes!
-Both: Soos!
312
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,482
Don't worry, guys.
I've been a part-time bus driver
313
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:03,941
for at least 40 minutes.
314
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,111
One of these things
is probably a clutch.
315
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,150
Hang on, dudes!
316
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,190
Aah!
317
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,861
-Soos! Look out!
-Aah!
318
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,412
( All scream )
319
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,709
He already won!
What does he want from us?
320
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,591
I got you in my sights!
321
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:29,964
Soos! Cliff!
322
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,128
-( All scream )
-( grunt of exertion )
323
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:33,964
Soos: Aah!
324
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,810
(all screaming )
325
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,905
Okay, what's closest
to our present situation?
326
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:54,280
"Raccoon in the engine" or
"angry grandparent won't leave bus"?
327
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:55,952
Probably-- probably
the second one.
328
00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,240
( Panting ) Huh?
329
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,548
Tell me! Where is
journal number one?
330
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,379
Both:
Journal number one?
331
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:13,052
Don't play games
with me, boy!
332
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:14,754
'Oh!
Aah.
333
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,597
I don't know what
you're talking about!
334
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,595
You took the only
journal I ever had!
335
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,802
What do you even want
with these journals, anyway?
336
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,721
Both: Aah! Aah!
337
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,270
-( Audibly struggling )
-Let go of her!
338
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:29,603
Ha ha ha! You still think
you're some kind of hero?
339
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,730
Aaahhh!Unh!
340
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,193
(groans)
341
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:36,276
Once I find the final journal,
I'll rule this town!
342
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,329
With you as my queen!
( laughs )
343
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:42,077
Dippefielxsgp me!
344
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:48,497
Gideon: Face it, kid. You're nothing
without that journal.
345
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:49,797
How you gonna fight back?
346
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,000
No muscles, no brains.
347
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:55,338
What are you gonna do? Huh?
What are you gonna do?
348
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:04,763
(yelling )
349
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,273
Let go of my sister!
350
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,278
Never! I finally
won this time!
351
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,897
( Fighting grunts )
352
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,528
Aah! Aah! Get off!
Let go of me!
353
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,041
-( Grunts )
-( grunts ) Huh?
354
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,715
( Audible struggling )
355
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,044
( Screaming )
356
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,879
Careful in there!
357
00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,885
( Screaming )
358
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:45,144
Dudes! No!
359
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:12,255
Grappling hook!
Told you it would come in handy.
360
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,131
Mabel,
that was amazing!
361
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:17,127
Not as amazing as you
defeating that robot!
362
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,302
Hey, my journal!
363
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,255
-Man: Oh, there it is!
-Man #2: Is this the thing that exploded?
364
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:23,386
-What's going on?
-What is that?
365
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:24,434
It's over here.
366
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,511
Ohhh.
367
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:28,722
Gideon!
368
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:32,271
Oh, good heavens!
What on earth happened here?
369
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:35,153
It was the Pines twins.
They tried to attack me
370
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,526
and blew up my statue
with dynamite!
371
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:38,652
Arrest 'em!
372
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,527
-Both: What?
-Officers, he's lying!
373
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,615
Sorry, kids,
but we trust Gideon,
374
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,697
and nothing short of a miracle
could ever change our--
375
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,374
( screamin9
Aah! )
376
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,828
Wait! Wait! Stop everything!
I've got something to say!
377
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,415
-Not this guy again.
-Just wait! Look!
378
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:57,876
You guys all think Gideon
is so perfect and honest.
379
00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,382
"Oh, I could never
tell a lie! I'm Gideon!"
380
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:01,838
He's more honest
than you!
381
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,719
Yeah!
And he's psychic too!
382
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:09,054
How's this for psychic?
Bam! Take a good look!
383
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,853
Wait a minute!
Is that me?
384
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:16,812
The secret ingredient
to my coffee omelet is coffee!
385
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,229
And me!
386
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:20,565
I can verify that that
birthmark is indeed disgusting.
387
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,066
Hooray!
388
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,781
Onlookers:
That's me!
389
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,988
That's right! These pins
are hidden cameras!
390
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,828
And my hearing aid was
picking up the feedback!
391
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,001
Who's the fraud now?
392
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,795
Gideon,
we gave you our trust.
393
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,672
You lied to us!
394
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,050
Please, I-- ( gasps )
It's not what it looks like.
395
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,055
What are you
gonna do with me?
396
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:46,803
Tyler?
397
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:49,935
Get him.
398
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,104
( Sniffles )
Get him.
399
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,599
-( Gasps )
-Li'I Gideon, you are under arrest...
400
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:57,811
For conspiracy, fraud,
and breaking our hearts.
401
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,154
Durland,
the tiny handcuffs.
402
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,282
Wha-- no!
403
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:06,785
Just one more thing.
404
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:09,705
Let go of me!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
405
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,075
I believe
this belongs to me.
406
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,453
No! No! Watch the hair!
407
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,672
You can't do this to me!
Y'all are sheep!
408
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,507
You need me!
I'll be back!
409
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,005
You'll hear
from my lawyers!
410
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,085
There you have it.
411
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,678
Local hero Stanford Pines
has just exposed
412
00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:26,298
Li'I Gideon as a fraud.
413
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,428
Anything you have to say
to the town, Stanford?
414
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,181
The Mystery Shack
is back, baby!
415
00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:34,768
( Iaughil19 )
416
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,148
( Sighs )
417
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:47,861
( laughs )
Oh, thank you, thank you!
418
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:50,829
( Champs )
419
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:56,707
( Mewing )
Hey, Grunkle Stan!
420
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,209
Uh, you kiddos
settling back in okay?
421
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:00,961
Yep! All of my
favorite moldy spots
422
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,884
on the ceiling
are still there!
423
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,716
Even you, Daryl!
424
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,840
Hey, Grunkle Stan, me and Mabel
have been talking,
425
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,058
and I think there's something
we should finally tell you.
426
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,311
This is a journal
I found in the woods.
427
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,138
It talks about
all the crazy stuff that
428
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,847
goes on in Gravity Falls.
429
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,479
Gideon nearly destroyed
the whole town trying to find it.
430
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,436
I don't know what it means,
or who wrote it,
431
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,111
but after all
we've been through,
432
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,694
maybe you should
finally know about it.
433
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,617
I'm glad you
showed me this, Dipper.
434
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:32,030
( laughs ) Now I know where you've
been getting it all from!
435
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:33,657
Spookums and monsters.
436
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:37,210
This kooky book has been filling
your head with crazy conspiracies!
437
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:38,286
But it's all real!
438
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:42,215
( laughs ) You gotta quit readin'
this fantasy nonsense for your own good.
439
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,042
Although some of these
would make great attractions!
440
00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:46,719
Can't come up with this stuff!
Mind if I borrow this?
441
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,303
Wait! No! Grunkle Stan!
442
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,932
( laughingly)
"Magic book." Ridiculous!
443
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:54,261
-Stan, I need it!
-Dipper, you don't need that book!
444
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:55,512
Don't you see?
445
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,813
On your own you
defeated a giant robot
446
00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,686
with nothing
but your bare hands!
447
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:02,189
You're a hero whether you've
got that journal or not!
448
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:06,272
Whoa. Thanks, Mabel.
I still want it back though.
449
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:07,698
I'm sure
you'll get it back.
450
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:11,244
What would a boring old man like
Stan want with that book anyway?
451
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:13,742
-( Both gasp )
-Soos'ed!
452
00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:16,783
( Both laughing )
453
00:22:58,335 --> 00:22:59,951
After all these years.
454
00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:04,672
Finally, I have them all.
455
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:17,635
It's working!
456
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:22,977
( Grunts with exertion )
457
00:23:30,701 --> 00:23:32,032
Here we go.
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