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Focus, Deputy, remember
your training. Easy, easy...
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(grunts)
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You're almost there!
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(grunts)
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Dang it! I almost
got the treasure!
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The time we spend together
is treasure enough.
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Hey, you feel that?
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( Screams )
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Reckon we should report that.
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Or go for a ride in
our new convertible!
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-Whee!
-( chuckles ) Yeah!
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( Screeching )
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II'
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Ladies and gentlemen,
continuing our mystery tour
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you'll see the world famous
outhouse of mystery!
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-( Gasp )
-Stan: I got stuck in there once!
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Could I go to the bathroom?
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Save all questions until
after the tour!
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(grunts)
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( Sighs )
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And up ahead
if you look really closely,
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everybody get your cameras,
you're gonna wanna see this.
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(Oinks)
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Finally, Waddles! We have
the whole house to ourselves!
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What do you think, dance party?
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( Snorts twice )
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I'm not hearing a no.
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes.
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( Sighs, grunts )
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( licks )
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Uh-oh. Cuddle time!
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( Chuckles )
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Waddles, can I
tell you a secret?
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You're my favorite pig
in the whole world.
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( Yawns )
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( snores )
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( Snickers )
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( Yells, grunts )
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Mabel, what are you
doing on the floor?
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Being cute and great.
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And I thought
your brother was weird.
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No. He's more like...
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(imitates Dipper)
( shudders ) Let's solve a mystery.
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I kiss a pillow with
Wendy's face drawn on it.
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( laughs ) That's pretty good.
Kissing a pillow!
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Go! Go! Chew that pant leg!
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( Gasps, grunts )
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All right, outside. Now!
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No! Grunkle Stan!
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It's not safe
for Waddles outside.
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There's predators!
And bar-b-quers.
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That's just the natural order.
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It's not my fault your pig
is potentially delicious!
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He should be inside
like a person!
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People don't roll around
in their own filth.
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Except for Soos.
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And we're the lesser for it.
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Maybe we're the ones who should
be put outside.
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Huh? Huh? Think about it.
Hmph!
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Today is the day, Soos!
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Thanks for coming along
on this mission.
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Dude, it's an honor!
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Today I'm sweating from
heat and excitement! Whew!
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Something hiding in these woods.
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Something big enough
to rip the roof off a car.
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If we get a photo of this thing,
we'll be heroes!
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Yeah, we'll get all the babes!
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You'll be fending off
smooches with a stick!
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( Embarrassed chuckle )
Shut up, man!
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With a stick, dude!
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Here, gimme a boost.
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( Grunts )
Got it. Ugh.
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Is sap supposed
to be this sticky? Ugh.
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If everything goes
according to plan,
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the creature will
grab that steak,
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cross through the string,
and set off cameras A, B and C.
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And nothing can go wrong!
High five!
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( Grunting )
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This was poorly planned.
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( Roaring )
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( Qasps )
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Bobby Renzobbi:
Hey, you!
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Me?
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Bobby Renzobbi: Sick of
constantly dropping your baby?
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Man on TV:
Yes!
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Hi, I'm Bobby Renzobbi!
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And what you need is the
Huggy Wuvvy Tummy Bundle.
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I can hold ten babies at once!
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I know what you're thinking.
Does it work for pigs?
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( Chuckles ) Yeah,
it does works for pigs, stupid!
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Feel your pig's heartbeat
next to yours.
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It works for pigs!
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( Oinks twice )
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( Gasps )
Grunkle Stan!
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I'm off to get a Huggy Wuvvy
Tummy Bundle!
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Yeesh. Isn't knitting matching
sweaters for that pig enough?
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Nope! Anyway,
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I need you to look after this
little gentleman while I'm gone.
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( Snorts, chewing )
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Not now, kid. I got some
tourists coming through.
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Grunkle Stan, I know you're
not crazy about Waddles.
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He's a fat, naked jerk.
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But you do care about me.
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Promise me you
won't let him outside.
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Fine. Yeah, yeah. I promise.
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Thanks, Grunkle Stan!
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(oinking )
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I'm watching you, pig.
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'( Oinks)
-Ugh!
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We did it! It tripped the wire!
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Somewhere in these cameras
is a photo of that creature!
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I'll go develop the film!
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I'll go make us victory nachos!
Dipper and Soos for life!
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-Boosh!
-( chuckles )
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And here, ladies and gentlemen,
is our final exhibit.
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The most hideous creatures
known to man!
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-( laughing )
-Look, it's us!
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Right? Right? We,
( chuckle )
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We have fun here.
But seriously, folks.
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This is something. I present to you,
a unicorn made out of corn,
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the Cornicorn! I,
I don't know. I'm tired.
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_Huh?
_( Qasp )
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What the--
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( squeals, chewing )
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What a rip off!
Kids! We're leaving!
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No! No!
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( Growls )
Ya"!
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Come on, come on.
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Hmm!
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That's a wing! If
camera B got the wing,
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then the one that should have
got the rest is...camera C!
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( Panting )
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The creature!
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Who wants victory nachos?
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[[511
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Dude, don't worry. I only
ate, like, a third of 'em.
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Half of 'em. ( chuckles )
I ate all of 'em, dude!
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Just ten minutes without this pig
in the house. Is that so much to ask?
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There. Mabel asks,
this never happened.
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(imitates Mabel) "Oh but, Grunkle Stan,
it's not safe out there! There's predators!"
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Oh, brother.
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( Roaring )
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( Frantic oinking )
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( Squeal )
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( Roars )
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Aah!
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I can't believe you, man!
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Sorry, dude. I was just so excited.
Nachos cause excitement!
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Soos, no offense, but you have
got to be more careful sometimes.
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I mean, what are the odds
we'll ever get another picture of--
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( roaring )
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( Squeals )
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( 985D )
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( Panting )
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( Qasps )
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( Roaring )
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Dude! Did you see that?
That thing was a dinosaur, bro!
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How is it possible a dinosaur
survived sixty-five million years?
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Did you see it, Mr. Pines?
Mr. Pines?
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It, it, it took him.
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-Took what?
-The pig.
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It took Waddles.
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What'd you say about Waddles?
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( Chuckles )
Whoa, awkward silence.
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Blah!
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What's going on? Why are you
standing around all awkwardly?
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And where's Waddles?
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Um, uh... The good news is,
you're getting a puppy!
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What happened?
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Well, see, uh, when the, uh--
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Your pig got eaten by
a p-terodactyl, bro.
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What? Waddles? Waddles!
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Where did he go?
How did this happen?
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( Panicked breathing )
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Grunkle Stan, you didn't
put him outside?
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What? ( nervous chuckle )
No! I didn't put him anywhere.
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I'm not acting suspicious!
You're acting suspicious! What's a pig?
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Then what happened?
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Uh, look, it went down
like this, see?
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So there I was,
in the living room...
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Tenderly nursing him
with only the richest of creams.
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When all of a sudden...
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( roars )
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( Frantic oinking )
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"Huh?"
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So I said,
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( screams )
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"No dice, cowboy!"
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( Fighting yell )
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I start punching him
right in the face.
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(grunts)
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But he played dirty!
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"Huh?"
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( Screams, grunts )
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That really happened.
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Why! Why couldn't you
have taken me!
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( Cries )
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Oh, Grunkle Stan!
You tried to save him!
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Uh, yep! I'm a
great man, all right.
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You punched a
pterodactyl in the face?
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I thought you didn't even
believe in the supernatural.
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Dinosaurs aren't magic, they're just
big lizards. Get off my back!
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Oh, Waddles...
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( sniffles )
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That's it! No pterodactyl
messes with my sister!
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We're gonna go out there,
catch him, and save your pig!
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For Mabel, guys!
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For Mabel!
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But how do we even
find the little guy?
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( QaSPS )
We follow that.
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-Oh! Sweet!
-Yes! Genius!
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Or, you know, we could
just call it a day maybe,
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hit the pool hall or, uh...
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Yeah! Let's go save Woggles!
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-Waddles!
-Him too.
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All right! That p-terodactyl
won't know what hit him!
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( Chuckles )
It's "pterodactyl," man.
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Actually nobody knows
how to pronounce it
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because no one was alive
back in dinosaur days, so, uh...
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Whoa! Almost ran over
my own head there.
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( Chuckles )
Wow.
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Mabel, we've gotta talk.
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This is a really
high-stakes mission,
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and I'm a little worried about
Soos coming along on this one.
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I love the guy but
sometimes he messes stuff up.
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What? Since when?
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Sorry, dude.
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Sorry, dude.
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Look! A fairy!
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( Chuckles )
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Oh, sorry, dude,
I killed that fairy!
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Let him down easy.
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This is so great!
You and me, bro. Best friends!
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Fighting and potentially
high-fiving dinosaurs.
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Soos, look, I uh, I gotta
tell you something.
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Okay, but before you do, check out
these matching shirts I made for us!
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Who's this guy right here?
You. Totally you, dude.
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And these rays
indicate friendship.
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So what was it you were
going to tell me again?
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Uh... P-terodactyl, here we come!
( nervous chuckle )
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Yes!
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( Sighs )
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Bros before dines!
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Okay, the red yarn leads to...
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( scatting )
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Old Man McGucket?
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Howdy, friends!
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What are you doing out here?
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You'll never believe me! So I
was doin' my hourly hootenanny
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( scatting )
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Ugh! This guy.
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When this enormous wingly critter
stole my musical spoons
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and flew lickety split into the
abandoned mines, down yonder.
254
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:13,712
Whoa!
255
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,296
Looks kinda hairy down there.
256
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,590
Come on, Grunkle Stan.
You can handle it!
257
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,419
You punched a pterodactyl
in the face, remember?
258
00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:21,878
Oh yeah!
( nervous chuckle )
259
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,635
I did do that, didn't I?
( nervous chuckle )
260
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:27,434
My! What suspicious laughter!
261
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,886
Guys, we're going in.
262
00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:33,144
Need someone to tag along
and tell weird personal stories?
263
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,064
No, thanks.
264
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:39,655
( Sighs ) So there I am, fighting a
raccoon for the same piece of meat,
265
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:42,691
when our mouths get close
and we kiss accidentally!
266
00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:45,027
( Sighs )
You can't take a hint, can you?
267
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:45,986
Nope!
268
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,448
( Screaming )
269
00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,035
( Groaning )
270
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:55,333
Whoa...
271
00:11:58,009 --> 00:11:59,465
-Sweet Moses!
-Razzle dazzle!
272
00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:00,462
Fancy marmalade!
273
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,924
These plants look all
jurassic-y.
274
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,130
Huh, this little feller
smells like battery acid.
275
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:06,885
(groans)
276
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,263
Looks like I lost my
sense of smell! ( chuckles )
277
00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:12,392
Oh, Waddles!
We're gonna find you!
278
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,521
( Screams )
279
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:23,948
All: Wow!
280
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,117
They're all trapped
inside tree sap!
281
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:29,071
That's how they survived
for sixty-five million years.
282
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:30,489
Whoa!
283
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,701
The summer heat
must be melting them loose.
284
00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,332
Holy moly!
285
00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:39,539
Forget the Cornicorn, this is
the attraction of a lifetime!
286
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:40,749
I could bring people down here
287
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,551
and turn this into
some sort of theme park.
288
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,091
"Jurassic Sap Hole!"
289
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,425
Uh, dudes...
290
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:51,969
Maybe we should keep moving.
291
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,561
This could be a goldmine!
292
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,102
Velvety rope type deal there,
ticket booth here...
293
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:59,230
Ha! I should've put
that pig outside ages ago!
294
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,853
Wait, what did you just say?
295
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,064
-Hmm? What's that?
-You said the dinosaur
296
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,861
flew into the house.
297
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:06,817
-( Gasps )
-No, wait!
298
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,071
( Stutters )
If you think about it--
299
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,246
You put Waddles outside,
then you lied to me about it!
300
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,290
And now, thanks to you,
my pig could be dead!
301
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,163
Waddles could be dead!
302
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,586
Look, he's an animal!
He belongs outside.
303
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:19,959
No! That's it!
304
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:23,334
Grunkle Stan, I am never
ever speaking to you again!
305
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:24,835
Look, you can't be serious!
306
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:28,046
Oh, is someone talking right now?
Because I can't hear them.
307
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:29,677
-Kid!
-La-la-la-la-la!
308
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,392
I can't hear anyone.
No one's talking to me!
309
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:33,718
Guys, guys, don't fight!
310
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,428
Why can't you be more
like me and Dipper?
311
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,184
Look, everything's
gonna be cool.
312
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,233
All we gotta do to find
that pig is follow this here yarn!
313
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:43,153
We just keep following, and following
and when we reach the end--
314
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:44,483
Oh. Uh-Oh.
315
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,158
Which, which cave was it again?
316
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,485
Ugh, Soos! You lost the trail!
317
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,829
Hey, come on, we'll
find our way. Trust me!
318
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:53,746
( Screams )
319
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,451
-Sorry, dude.
-Ugh, that is it!
320
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,748
See, this is why I didn't
want to bring you along!
321
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,204
( Stutters )
What do you mean?
322
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,210
I mean, this is really
important to Mabel
323
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,882
and you keep screwing
everything up!
324
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,961
You ruined our photograph,
and now you've got us hopelessly lost!
325
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,639
But we're P-terodactyl Bros.
I made T-shirts.
326
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,557
It's pronounced "terro-dactyl!"
327
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,601
And these shirts are useless.
They're gigantic!
328
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:17,930
I. Have. A Different.
Body Type. Dude!
329
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,516
-Oh, so it's my fault that...
-I just thought that maybe you'd grow into 'em...
330
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,351
Who cares about shirts?
Stan is a murderer!
331
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,607
Come on, I was doing
what was best for me--
332
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:28,110
Hey, cheer up, fellers!
I fixed yer lantern.
333
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,569
( Scream )
334
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,154
( Mock scream )
335
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,744
( Chuckles )
What-- What are we doin'?
336
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:41,668
“Mm?
337
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:47,671
Nobody make any sudden
movements or loud noises.
338
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:51,255
Yee-haw! We found a pterodactyl!
339
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:52,589
( Screeching )
340
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:53,719
( Screaming )
341
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,260
( Roars )
342
00:14:57,271 --> 00:15:00,104
( Panicked panting )
343
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,481
( Roars )
344
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,818
Guys, we need a plan
to get out of here.
345
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:07,987
Okay, okay. How's about Mabel
knits Soos a pig costume...
346
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,064
I like it!
347
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,320
...and we use Soos as
a human sacrifice.
348
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:12,241
I like it!
349
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,451
Whaddya say, Mabel?
350
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:14,444
Hmph!
351
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,826
Oh, come on, you can't
stop talking to me forever!
352
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,907
Yeah, Mabel, we have
to work together here.
353
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,459
Oh what, you wanna work with Mabel,
but not your buddy Soos?
354
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:25,335
( Overlapping bickering )
355
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:26,711
(oinking )
356
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,337
Wait, did you hear that?
357
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,298
( Snorting )
358
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:32,424
Waddles!
359
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:33,675
-( Panting )
-Soos: Whoa. Wait, kid!
360
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:34,722
Dipper: Wait, Mabel!
361
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:35,890
Are you nuts?
362
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:40,262
Oh, is someone speaking?
Because I can't hear anything!
363
00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:43,440
Oh, no! She's gone
deaf with fear!
364
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,062
Mabel! Come back here!
365
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:49,775
Waddles!
366
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,072
( Excited oink )
367
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,615
-Oh, my Waddles!
-( oinking )
368
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:55,110
( Sighs ) I'll never
lose you again!
369
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,364
( Whimpers )
370
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:57,870
Uh, Mabel...
371
00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,286
Ssh! You're safe now.
372
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,495
Mabel, great, you got him,
now we gotta get outta here!
373
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,296
( Panicked oink)
374
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:08,669
-( Oinking )
-( gasps ) Waddles, wait!
375
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:10,416
Huh?
376
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:11,341
(grunts)
377
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,378
-( Frantic oinking )
-Get off me, you dumb pig!
378
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:14,429
( Roars )
379
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:15,846
-Look out!
-Aah!
380
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:16,923
-( High-pitched squeal )
-( screams )
381
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,222
-( Screams )
-( squeal )
382
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:21,352
-Oh, no!
-Stan!
383
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:22,269
Mr. Pines!
384
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,223
( Screams )
385
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,186
( Grunting )
386
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:27,434
(groans)
387
00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:29,610
( Happy oinking )
388
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,813
Yeah, you would enjoy this.
389
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,023
( Roars )
390
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,983
'( Gasps ) Aah!
'( Oink )
391
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:35,943
Huh?
392
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,194
( 985D )
393
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,371
Guys! We've got to save them!
394
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:41,914
McGucket! Do you
have an invention
395
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,537
that can distract
the pterodactyl?
396
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:44,829
Do I!
397
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:47,669
Nope.
398
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:48,879
( 985D )
399
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,041
Whoa! ( yell )
400
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:53,876
( chirps )
401
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:54,881
Awww!
402
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:59,182
Well, welcome to the world,
little fell-- Aah!
403
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:00,925
( Scream )
404
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,476
( Roars )
405
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:06,314
The dumb thing must be hungry.
I guess it's you or me, pig.
406
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:10,192
(grunts)
407
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:15,490
What are you lookin' at?
408
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,369
Aw, come on!
Don't gimme that look.
409
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,366
What am I supposed to do?
Let it eat me?
410
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:23,824
( Frustrated grunts )
411
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,126
Oh, I get it! You're trying to
guilt me, well it ain't working, pal!
412
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:29,375
Who cares if you're Mabel's
favorite thing in the world.
413
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,797
I can live without the kid
talkin' to me all the time,
414
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:35,506
telling me her jokes,
making me laugh...
415
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:37,883
(oinking )
416
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:40,181
-( Chuckles ) Oh, dang it.
-( roars )
417
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:47,100
Well, this is just about the
dumbest thing I've ever done.
418
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:49,812
You want this pig?
419
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,142
( Oinks twice )
420
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,612
Then you're gonna have to
get through me, you flying devil!
421
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,064
Come and get me!
422
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:57,319
( Growls )
423
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,819
( Yells )
424
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,620
( Slurping )
425
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:05,290
Oh, dude, did he really
just eat that prospector guy?
426
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:06,241
That is messed up.
427
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,038
( Flags )
428
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,412
-I'm okay! ( yells )
-( gulps violently )
429
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,376
What do we do? What do we do?
430
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,083
We have to get in
a straight line.
431
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,627
-What?
-A pterodactyl's eyes are so far apart,
432
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,713
that if you stand right in
front of it, it can't see you.
433
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,515
Soos, you've been wrong
about stuff all day! How can we--
434
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,809
Dude, look. ( stutters )
I know I've messed up a lot,
435
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,142
I can be sorta clumsy and it's
not always as lovable as I think.
436
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:31,145
But please, as my friend,
just trust me on this one.
437
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:34,519
( Slurping, chewing, squeaking)
438
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,653
Get behind me, dudes!
439
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,319
( Slurping sounds, chewing )
440
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:45,746
( Shudders )
441
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:51,328
( Squeaks )
442
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,671
It's working!
443
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,965
(grunts)
444
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:58,543
( Struggling grunt )
445
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:03,218
( Squeaks )
446
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:05,011
( licking )
447
00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:06,301
( Sighs )
448
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,511
Soos, you did it!
449
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,141
_( roaring )
_|.|uh?
450
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:13,186
Was that...
451
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:15,977
Stan?
452
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:21,363
'( Growls, grunts )
'( yowls )
453
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,200
(Oinks)
454
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,653
Waddles!
455
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,328
He's punching him in the face!
456
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:27,450
(grunts)
457
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,792
From heck's heart,
I stab at thee!
458
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,334
( Squealing )
459
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,084
(grunts)
460
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:37,419
( Panting )
461
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:38,841
-Soos: Oh, yes! ( chuckles )
-Dipper: All right! Stan, you're all right! ( chuckles )
462
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:40,760
Oh, Mr. Pines, you're okay!
463
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:43,922
Here's your pig, kiddo.
464
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,678
( Happy grunting )
465
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:50,763
Ooh! Waddles! Aw...
You saved him for me.
466
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,103
Yeah well, sometimes you
just gotta-- Look out!
467
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,059
( Heavy breathing )
468
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,440
( Screams )
469
00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,397
( Scream )
470
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,653
( Scream )
471
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:07,953
( Roaring )
472
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,115
We're trapped!
473
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:15,996
Quick! The geyser can
shoot us back up!
474
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:17,630
( Heavy breathing )
475
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:18,877
( Roaring )
476
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:20,963
Come on. Go! Go!
477
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:24,091
-( Roars )
-( screams )
478
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,339
Bros before dines!
479
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:30,135
( Scream )
480
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:42,939
( Sighs )
481
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,776
( Panting ) Oh.
482
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,750
I can't believe you did
all that for Waddles.
483
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:56,623
Ah, well, I can't have my
favorite niece not talking to me.
484
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:59,752
And if I gotta leap onto a pterodactyl
and punch him in the face,
485
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,128
then that's what I gotta do.
486
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:02,633
That's kinda sappy.
487
00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:04,085
( Stutters )
What! That's how I feel!
488
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:06,012
-No, I mean...
-Oh, yeah.
489
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:08,048
Gotcha! ( chuckles )
Uh-oh.
490
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,632
( Struggling grunts )
491
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:11,388
( Scream )
492
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,556
( Snore )
493
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,807
Check it out. That thing
destroyed my vest.
494
00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:18,603
Soos! Look!
495
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,810
A real dinosaur tooth!
That's awesome!
496
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,779
Not as awesome as you
saving us back there!
497
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,197
Pterodactyl Bros?
498
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,283
Pterodactyl bros.
499
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:28,530
( Explosion sound )
500
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:30,820
Hey, I pronounced it
right that time!
501
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:33,699
Think we need to worry
about the rest of those dinosaurs?
502
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:34,908
I doubt it.
503
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,209
I ate my way through
a dinosaur!
504
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:48,630
( laughs )
505
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,051
Hi! I'm Bobby Renzobbi.
506
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:51,848
Are your arms
jealous of your legs?
507
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,134
Then you need arm pants!
508
00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:55,015
The pants that you
wear on your arms!
509
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:57,973
Yeesh! Who actually buys
this infomercial stuff?
510
00:21:58,192 --> 00:21:59,398
( Embarrassed chuckle )
I know, right?
511
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,393
Cancel the order!
Cancel the order!
512
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,277
-( Snorting )
-Snorting!
513
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:04,820
That's his tell! I fold.
514
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:07,106
Tough luck, sucker.
Waddles was bluffing.
515
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,785
What? I had four aces!
That pig is a wizard!
516
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:13,408
-( Chewing, snorting )
-Look at him. He's taunting me!
517
00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:14,989
I've been cheating
the last eight turns.
518
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,242
( laughs )
That's my girl!
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