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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,834 --> 00:00:02,495 -(BRAKES SCREECH) -(ALL EXCLAIM) 2 00:00:03,795 --> 00:00:06,127 Here we are. The Summer-ween Superstore. 3 00:00:08,884 --> 00:00:11,091 -Wait. Summer what? -Summerween! 4 00:00:11,386 --> 00:00:13,172 The people of this town love Halloween so much, 5 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:14,674 they celebrate it twice a year. 6 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:16,722 And wouldn't you know it, it's today! 7 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:18,925 Do you always carry that calendar in your pocket? 8 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:21,389 -Yes. -Summerween? 9 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,184 Something about this feels unnatural. 10 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:26,482 There's free candy. 11 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:28,813 BOTH: To the costume aisle! 12 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:34,357 I'd lend you a hand, but I don't seem to have any! 13 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:36,950 (CACKLING) 14 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:38,990 (LAUGHS) This guy tells it like it is. 15 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:42,202 Sir? Could please stop pushing that? 16 00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:45,789 Ma'am, make these heads less hilarious and you got yourself a deal. 17 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:47,790 -(HEAD CACKLES) -(HUFFS) 18 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:50,589 When the children come to my door tonight, 19 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:54,840 they're gonna run away screaming from Stan Pines, Master of Fright! 20 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:56,845 -Boo! -(BABY CRIES) 21 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:57,842 (LAUGHS) 22 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:00,390 -(CACKLING) -(BABY CRYING) 23 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:01,592 Uh! 24 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:03,849 Uh-oh. I think this one's leaking! 25 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:07,557 Have the police come and eject the Pines family from the store. 26 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:08,811 Not today! 27 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:09,937 MY eyes! 28 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:13,404 You paid for this stuff, right? 29 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:14,776 Of course! 30 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:18,526 I hate Summerween. 31 00:01:19,955 --> 00:01:21,195 STAN: Let's move! 32 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:24,323 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 33 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,078 (ow|. HOOTING) 34 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:04,704 MABEL: I am so excited! 35 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:07,533 We're gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy... 36 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:09,869 And have the biggest stomach aches ever! 37 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,499 -Yeah! -(CHUCKLES) Yeah! 38 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:13,914 Dude, I've never seen you guys so pumped! 39 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,090 Well, back at home, 40 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:17,919 me and Dipper were kind of the kings of trick-or-treating. 41 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:22,382 Twins in costumes, the people eat it up. 42 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:23,887 Well, you dudes better be careful out there. 43 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:25,763 It's a night of ghouls and goblins. 44 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:29,563 Not to mention... The Summerween Trickster! 45 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:33,559 The Summer what, what-what? 46 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:36,441 The trickster goes door to door, so the legend goes, 47 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,944 eating children who lack the Summerween spirit. 48 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:43,278 Well, you don't have to worry about us. We've got spirit to go around. 49 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:44,950 (HACKING AND COUGHING) 50 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:48,578 Oh, what is this stuff? I've never even heard of these brands. 51 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:53,630 Sand Pop? Gummy Chairs? Mr. Adequate-Bar? 52 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:57,049 MABEL: This is all cheap-o loser candy! 53 00:02:57,260 --> 00:03:00,969 Quiet your discontent, children, lest the Trickster overhear. 54 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,593 Your cape is caught in your fly, Soos. 55 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:06,008 Touche. (CHOMPING) 56 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:07,935 Goodbye, loser candy. 57 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:09,978 (SINISTER BREATHING) 58 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:12,356 (DOORBELL RINGS) 59 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:15,434 STAN: Trick or treaters! Quick! Give them that terrible candy! 60 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:19,025 Happy Summerw...(GASPS) 61 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,115 "Sun. Squirt? 'Rev. Dipper! 62 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:23,158 Wendy! Ha-ha-ha. Ow. 63 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:24,860 (STUTTERS) What's up, guys? 64 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,196 Ugh. I left my jacket here, again. 65 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:28,830 Hey, what's with the candy? 66 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,373 You going trick-or-treating or something? 67 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:31,996 Well, actually, I...uh... 68 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,544 Shut up, Robbie, of course he's not going trick-or-treating. 69 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:36,880 No, yeah. Uh... (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) 70 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:40,710 Trick-or-treating is for babies! I guess... 71 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,260 You should come to this party with us. 72 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:45,597 Tambry's parents are out of town and it's gonna be off the chain. 73 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:48,016 Not surprised you didn't hear about it. 74 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:56,400 Hey, guys, wait! Maybe I'll see you at the party! 75 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:59,024 If you're not too busy playing dress-up. 76 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,105 -(GROANS) -It's at 9:00! Don't forget! 77 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:08,995 (SIGHS) 78 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:10,197 What am I gonna tell Mabel? 79 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:11,995 (DISTANT WOLF HOWLS) 80 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,751 Grunkle Stan, these are my best friends, 81 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:15,998 Candy and Grenda! 82 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:18,296 I am so sweet I could eat myself. 83 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:19,669 (MANLY VOICE) Hello, Mr. Pines. 84 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:21,045 You got a cold, honey? 85 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,626 Something wrong with your voice there? 86 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:24,757 What do you mean? Why would you say that? 87 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,381 Is Waddles coming with us? 88 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:32,095 I wish he could, but he's got some very important meetings to attend. 89 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:34,805 (OINKING) 90 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:39,310 File these documents under "I," for "I have a curly tail!" 91 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:40,944 (ALL LAUGHING) 92 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:42,021 What about your brother? 93 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:45,107 Oh, man, guys, just wait until you see Dipper's costume! 94 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:48,035 It's amazing! Here he comes now! 95 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:53,039 That is a very good Dipper costume. 96 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,834 What the hey-hey, bro-bro? Where's your costume? 97 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:59,505 Look, I can't go trick-or-treating. I'm, uh, really sick! 98 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:01,081 (COUGHING) 99 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,713 Must have been that bad candy. You go on without me. 100 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:06,796 Fight through it, man! Where's your Summerween spirit? 101 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:08,096 (POUNDING ON DOOR) 102 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,801 Trick or treat! 103 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:17,143 Dude. Really? You're a little old for this, man. Sorry. 104 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:18,269 But wait, I... 105 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:19,816 Why'd you close the door? 106 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:21,063 I told you, Mabel. 107 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:23,145 I'm just not feeling it tonight. (COUGHING) 108 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:26,073 I think a little trick-or-treating will make you feel better. 109 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:28,616 -I'm not trick-or-treating! -(POUNDING ON DOOR) 110 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:31,115 Look, man, just go to another house! 111 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:34,790 Dipper! Where's your Summerween hospitality? 112 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:37,501 -I'm not getting that. -Well, I am! 113 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:40,291 I apologize for my brother. 114 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:43,132 He came down with a case of the grumpy-grumps. 115 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,550 Silence! You have insulted me! 116 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:49,547 And for this you must pay, with your lives! 117 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:54,681 Oh! What a cute little mask! You're a funny guy, aren't you? 118 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:57,179 Funny, am I? 119 00:05:57,816 --> 00:06:00,524 Trick or treat! My name 'rs Gurney! 120 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:01,938 Ahhh! 121 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,188 Remember me! 122 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:05,612 -(ALL SCREAM) -Gorney! 123 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:09,567 There's only one way for you to avoid his fate. 124 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:12,449 I need a treat. 125 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:16,373 If you can collect 500 pieces of candy 126 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:20,169 and bring it to me before the last jack-0'-melon goes out, 127 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:22,128 (BLOWS) 128 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:23,876 I will let you live. 129 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:27,301 500 treats in one night? That's impossible! 130 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:29,344 The choice is yours, children. 131 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:31,220 You must trick or treat... 132 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:33,132 Or die! 133 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:34,842 (SINISTER LAUGHTER) 134 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:42,103 Oh, my Gosh, Mabel, do you know what this means? 135 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:43,184 I do. 136 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:46,403 It means you have to come trick-or-treating! Yay! 137 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,281 Who was that guy? 138 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:53,736 It's the legend Soos told us about! It's true! 139 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:55,320 What do we do? What do we do? 140 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:58,289 What's going on out here, dudes? I heard a ruckus. (CHUCKLES) 141 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:00,333 -That's a funny word, ruckus. -Soos! 142 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:03,287 A monster is making us trick or treat, or else he's gonna eat us! 143 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:04,746 I got a picture... 144 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,421 The Summerween Trickster! Oh, man, dude! 145 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:10,594 You guys are in crazy bonkers trouble! 146 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:12,716 How are we gonna get that much candy in one night? 147 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:13,968 There's no way! 148 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:15,849 Listen up, people! 149 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:17,301 Now, some might say 150 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:21,138 that being cursed by a bloodthirsty holiday monster is a bad thing. 151 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:22,268 I wet myself. 152 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:24,896 But that monster messed with the wrong crew! 153 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,478 With Candy's spirit, Grenda's strength, 154 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:31,281 Dipper's brains, (AWKWARDLY) and Soos here, 155 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:34,986 we'll get 500 pieces of candy, and have fun doing it, too! 156 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:36,866 Even if it takes all night! 157 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:39,744 -Yeah! Awesome! -Trick or treat! Trick or treat! 158 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,200 To the streets! 159 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:48,340 All night? But I'm sick, remember? (COUGHING) 160 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:49,837 Dipper, what's worse? 161 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:54,047 Getting eaten by a horrifying monster or going trick-or-treating with us! 162 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:55,426 -Well... -Come on! 163 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:56,552 Ahhh! 164 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:00,143 Ah. Summerween. 165 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:01,937 Those kids aren't gonna know what hit 'em! 166 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,140 (CACKLING) 167 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,316 (DOORBELL RINGS) 168 00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:07,814 Trick or treat! 169 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:12,656 What can I do for... Oh, no! No! 170 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,570 (SCREAMING) 171 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:16,318 (SCREAMING) 172 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:20,413 (LAUGHING) Huh? 173 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:21,956 Can we have candy now? 174 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:23,450 What's the matter with you kids? 175 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,411 That was the scariest thing you've ever seen, right? 176 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:31,296 Well, have you seen this? (SCREAMING) 177 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,923 Guts! Real, very real guts! 178 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:39,641 Uh...We've been watching horror movies since we were, like, two years old. 179 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,685 Yeah, we're not scared. 180 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:43,978 Oh, you will be. 181 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,101 You will be. 182 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:50,561 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -BOY: Trick or treat! 183 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:53,522 For glory, my children! Charge! 184 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,071 -(SCREAMING) -You make a great me! 185 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:58,197 No, you make a great me! 186 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:00,245 -No, you do. -(BOTH CHUCKLE) 187 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,908 I don't understand why we can't just buy our candy and be done with it. 188 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:07,290 That sort of takes the fun out of "Trick-or-treat or die." 189 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:09,837 I'm trying to take the "Die" out of "Trick-or-treat or die." 190 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,166 -(DOORBELL RINGS) -Trick or treat! 191 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:14,551 Well, aren't you just the cutest. 192 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:18,718 And is everyone in costume? Oh, good! Wonderful! 193 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,298 ALL: Happy Summerween! 194 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:21,971 ALL: Trick or treat! 195 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:23,844 And is everybody in costume? 196 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,892 Chimney sweep, Elephant man, 197 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:29,475 Squeegee, Ant farm. 198 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:32,186 Oh. And what are you supposed to be? 199 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:36,399 Actually I'm not dressed up as anything. We're kind of in a hurry here. 200 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:38,154 Oh. I see. 201 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:43,867 Enjoy! 202 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,576 One piece of black licorice? 203 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:50,584 Circus peanut? This is loser candy! 204 00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:53,624 Four pieces of candy? This is gonna take forever! 205 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:57,507 We've gotta up our game, Dipper! You gotta put on your costume! 206 00:09:57,722 --> 00:10:00,384 I told you! I'm not up to it, Mabel! (COUGHS) 207 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,590 MONSTER: Oh, really? 208 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,100 -(GROANING) -Hmm. 209 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:09,932 I've seen better. 210 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,312 Tick-tuck. 211 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:13,439 (BLOWS) 212 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:21,117 So what was that about being too sick to wear a costume? 213 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:22,527 (SIGHS) 214 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:27,495 BOTH: We want candy! We want candy! 215 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:31,036 All right! You got me, kids! You guys win. 216 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,455 I guess I'm not that scary, you know. 217 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,632 You've... You've... Oh, no! 218 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,506 (SCREAMING AND SQUEALING) 219 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,761 IWhy? Why is there a pig Jumping out of my chest? 220 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,562 -Candy. -Candy. 221 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,226 What scares you two freaks? 222 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,111 Here, watch this. 223 00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:01,407 What? What is this? Some kind of... Some kind of kitten or... 224 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:03,531 (SCREAMS) 225 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:06,409 (BOTH LAUGHING) 226 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,031 (GASPING) 227 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:14,334 What happened to you, Stan Pines? What happened? 228 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:20,007 Introducing, for the first time in public, ta-da! Peanut butter and jelly! 229 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,091 ALL: Aww! 230 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,723 -I will make you Internet famous. -(CAMERA CLICKS) 231 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:28,636 Hey. Erase that! Let's just get this over with, okay? 232 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,601 ALL: Over with! Over with! 233 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,314 (DOORBELL RINGS) 234 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,608 Do you really think this will make a difference? 235 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:37,227 (GRUNTS) 236 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,063 (SCATTING) 237 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:40,568 BOTH: Twins! 238 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:47,616 (BOTH LAUGHING) 239 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,208 Let's get that candy, guys! 240 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:54,044 Thirty-four, thirty-five... 241 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:57,589 -Thirty-six. You see, because... -Yeah, I get it. 242 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:03,511 Twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four. A hundred and twenty-four! 243 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,633 (BLOWS) 244 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,056 Come on, come on. 245 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,478 (DOORBELLS RING) 246 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,689 -Hello. -(ALL SHRIEKING) 247 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,684 What a horrible mask! 248 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:20,521 That's just my face! This is a mask! 249 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,071 Ohh! 250 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:23,820 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 251 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:24,945 SOOS: That's actually better. 252 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,117 (SIGHS) 253 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:27,490 (DOORBELL RINGS) 254 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:32,241 Four ninety-eight, four ninety-nine! We did it! 255 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,700 (ALL CELEBRATING) 256 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:36,294 All we need is one more piece of candy! 257 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,292 And it's only 8:30! Perfect timing! 258 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:41,421 Oh! Yeah. And your cough went away, too! 259 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:44,879 Dude, I'm gonna go around and grab the truck. Soos away! 260 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:48,014 Last one to the final house is a pair of wax lips! 261 00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:49,432 Not me! No! 262 00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:52,727 Ah. The perfect time to go to Wendy's party 263 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,146 and no one needs to know I was trick-or-treating. 264 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,480 (PANICKY GASPING) 265 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:03,488 Hey, Dipper! 266 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,733 Oh. Hey, Wendy. What's up? 267 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,986 -Are you coming to the party? -What are you doing out here? 268 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:13,699 Oh. I'm on my way. I like watching the trick-or-treaters. 269 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:15,993 Reminds me of when I was a kid. (SNIFFLES) 270 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:17,752 Okay, then, you're coming, right? 271 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,420 Definitely. Definitely. 272 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,793 Cool. See you there! 273 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:22,749 Later, gllYs! 274 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,544 You're going to a party? 275 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,219 (STUTTERS) Well, hey, 1... Ahhh! 276 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,473 That's why you were acting so weird and trying to hurry us! 277 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:31,971 You're not sick at all! 278 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:35,520 So if it wasn't for this crazy monster, you were gonna ditch me! 279 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:37,643 On our favorite holiday! 280 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,061 (BOTH GASP) 281 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:42,440 What happened to the Dipper who used to love Halloween? 282 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,442 And where's all the candy? 283 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,650 Relax, relax, I left it right here, behind this bush! 284 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:50,743 -Oh, no. -(ALL GASPING) 285 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,702 -What did you do? -(STAMMERS) 286 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,247 Uh... Guys... 287 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:02,665 MABEL: Oh, no! All the jack-o-melons are out! 288 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:04,378 Look! 289 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:05,584 (CACKLING) 290 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,339 Good night. 291 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:08,636 -(INHALING) -(ALL GASPING) 292 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:09,804 -Stop! -What? 293 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,132 No, no, no. Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't do it! Don't do it! 294 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,217 Huh? What's happening? 295 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:14,642 Just don't blow out that candle! 296 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:15,685 What? 297 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:18,013 Don't blow out that candle! 298 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,437 I'm Old Man McGucket! (INHALES) 299 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,609 -Wait! -Sorry! 300 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,063 (MONKEY-LIKE SOUNDS) 301 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:30,737 Whoo. That was close! 302 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,660 (ALL SIGHING) 303 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,204 Uh-oh. 304 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:42,708 Knock, knock. 305 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,299 So, children. 306 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,719 Where's my candy? 307 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,468 I swear! We had all 500 pieces! 308 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:55,350 Look! It's down there somewhere. We can still get it! 309 00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:01,648 I'm afraid it's too late. That was your last chance. 310 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,688 (LAUGHING) 311 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,232 Go! Go! Go! 312 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,484 (SINISTER LAUGHTER) 313 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,365 (SHRIEKS) 314 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:15,779 (SCREAMS) 315 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,993 -Dipper! -Mabel! 316 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,083 (MONSTROUS LAUGHTER) 317 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,790 (SHRIEKING) 318 00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,372 -(GROANS) -We're alive! Yeah! 319 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,300 -Whoa! -BOTH: Soos! 320 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,670 That wasn't, like, a regular pedestrian, was it? 321 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,254 It was the monster! 322 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:36,804 Thanks, Soos. Whew, I'm just glad it's over. Right? 323 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:41,722 Did everyone remember to put on their seat belts? 324 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:42,806 ALL: Yes! 325 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:45,770 Let's go! 326 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,064 Hey. Are you okay? 327 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,614 There are probably some bandages back at the Shack. 328 00:15:58,875 --> 00:15:59,831 Uh... 329 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,703 Guys! 330 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:05,912 (ROARING) 331 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,042 (ALL SCREAMING) 332 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,925 (SINISTER LAUGHTER) 333 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:16,764 Brakes! Brakes! Brakes! 334 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,138 -(TIRES SQUEALING) -(ALL SHOUTING) 335 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,140 (COUGHS AND GASPS) 336 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,976 We have to hide! 337 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:35,279 It's blocking the only exit. 338 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:43,832 (WHISPERS) Everyone, stay quiet. 339 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:46,002 Oh. Now, you're worried about the monster. 340 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,667 I thought all you cared about was Wendy. 341 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:51,170 Mabel, you know that's not true. 342 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:55,720 I felt like I was getting a little too old to go trick-or-treating. 343 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:59,175 That's exactly why we need to go trick-or-treating, Dipper. 344 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,928 We're getting older, there's not that many Halloweens left! 345 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,103 (SIGHS) 346 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:07,523 I guess I didn't realize it was already our last one. 347 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:11,777 (MONSTROUS ROAR) 348 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,447 -We have to escape. -What if it sees us? 349 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:15,694 If only there was something we could use 350 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,275 to cover our bodies and faces with. 351 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,907 You know, like a disguise of some kind. 352 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,453 (MONSTROUS BREATHING) 353 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,044 DIPPER: This way! 354 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:39,010 Almost there. Soos! 355 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:42,558 Stop! 356 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:44,765 Soos! Don't you dare! 357 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,392 Sorry, dude. Today's been way stressful. 358 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,189 I need some levity. 359 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,317 Oh, thank goodness. It was out of batteries. 360 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,277 -Soos! No! -(GASPS) 361 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,066 (STRAINS) 362 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,864 No matter the score, I'm always ahead! 363 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,039 (CACKLING) 364 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,412 (GUFFAWS) 365 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,789 This cackling head's the voice of a generation. 366 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,212 (GROWLS) 367 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:12,964 (CACKLING) 368 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:16,884 DIPPER: Hey, monster! 369 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,679 Ahhh! 370 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:22,465 -(GRUNTS) '(CLAN KS) 371 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,602 Salt water taffy? Gross! 372 00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,809 What are you... Wait, it is. 373 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:35,521 You really haven't figured it out yet? 374 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:36,730 Ahhh! 375 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:42,198 Don't you recognize me? Look at my face! 376 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,120 Look closely. 377 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:46,781 (BOTH GASP) 378 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,449 Loser candy! 379 00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,793 That's right. Did you ever stop and think 380 00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:54,873 about the candy at the bottom of the bag, that no one likes? 381 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,925 Every year, the children of Gravity Falls 382 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,630 throw away all of the "Rejected candy" into the dump. 383 00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,967 So I seek revenge. 384 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,892 Revenge on the picky children who cast me aside. 385 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,854 I am made of every tossed piece of black licorice, 386 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:16,937 every discarded bar of old chocolate with, 387 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,114 like, that white powder stuff on it. You know that stuff? 388 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,737 I hate that stuff! 389 00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:26,287 No one would eat me, but now, I'm going to eat you. 390 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:30,575 -(BOTH SCREAM) -I'm gonna eat... Ohh! What is that? 391 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,001 (GROANING) 392 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,163 (SQUEALING) 393 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:37,715 'Sup, bro! 394 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:39,500 (GROANS) 395 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:45,010 Mmm. Dudes, you want some of this? 396 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:51,438 Wait, you actually think I taste good? 397 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,147 Uh. Sure. You know. 398 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:58,111 All I've ever wanted is for someone to say that I was good. 399 00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,363 (CRYING) 400 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,070 I'm so HAPPY- 401 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:07,870 The crying makes it a little weird, but I guess I'm still eating. 402 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:13,493 -'Sup, Gorney? -I've been traumatized! 403 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,254 Now, what? 404 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:18,706 Let's get our candy already! 405 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:24,212 Old dude? Old dude. 406 00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:28,391 (SIGHS) 407 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:31,765 Wash off the shame, Stan, wash off the shame. 408 00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:35,105 Ha! He thought he could scare us. 409 00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:36,732 (BOTH GASP) 410 00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:38,401 Heh? What's that? 411 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:39,818 (BOTH SCREAMING) 412 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,816 (TRIUMPHAL LAUGHTER) 413 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:46,826 Still got it! 414 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,866 -Hey, Stan! -Hi, Grunkle Stan! 415 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,163 -Hello, Mr. Pines. -Hello, Mr. Pines. 416 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,865 -How's it hanging? -Hey, Dipper. 417 00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,160 -Wendy! -I didn't see you at the party! 418 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,289 Where were you? 419 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:57,495 Uh... 420 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,300 I was trick-or-treating, with my sister. 421 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,005 Yeah. 422 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:05,711 Mmm. The party was lame anyway. 423 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:08,598 Robbie ate a lollipop stick first and had to go home sick! 424 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,220 -(SNICKERING) -Oh, man. 425 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,052 We went to every single house 426 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,478 and we didn't even get to eat any candy! 427 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:17,557 Candy? How's that for candy? 428 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:22,107 MAN: (ON TV) And now back to The Fear Guy from Terror Town Street. 429 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:24,155 (COMICAL SCREAMS) 430 00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,754 You know, kids, I've been thinking. 431 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:40,963 At the end of the day, 432 00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:45,043 Summerween isn't about candy or costumes or even scaring people. 433 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,092 It's a day when the whole family can get together in one place 434 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,014 and celebrate what really matters. 435 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,926 Pure evil. 436 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,136 (SINISTER LAUGHTER) 437 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,104 (ALL LAUGHING) 438 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:03,068 I ate a man alive tonight. 439 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:05,404 (OINKING SOFTLY) 440 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:08,157 -(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) -(BOTH LAUGHING) 441 00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:11,990 Working Nine to Five 442 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,200 What a way to make a living 443 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,623 Barely getting by 444 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,952 It's all takin' and no givin' 445 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,082 They just use your mind 446 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:23,084 and they never give you credit 447 00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:25,883 It's enough to drive you 448 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,419 crazy if you let it 449 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:32,223 Nine to five, for service and devotion 31823

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