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We interrupt our program
to bring you this important message.
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I love you.
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Now, back to our show.
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They were fast, they were
fierce, they were fuel-injected furies.
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They were Hot Rods from Heck!
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Starring Rube Canto, Mimsy Ling...
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...and Weena Mercator
as the Hopping Woman.
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Directed by Dobie Atwood, Jr.
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Dad, Duncan's been hitting me in the arm
for the last 140 miles.
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What's the matter, you little baby?
Can't take it?
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Pipe down, or I'll climb back there
and butter your heads, huh?
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00:45:19,815 --> 00:45:22,545
You boys have been
full of ginger the entire trip.
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Now, settle down
before we reach your grandpa's place.
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I don't want you giggling
at his cardboard hat.
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He's not well.
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Dad, Dad, the road.
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Wow! Did you see those cars?
They were really tough-looking.
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They tried to run us off the road.
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Good thing your father panicked and jumped
on the brakes like a scared old woman.
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I didn't panic.
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Dad, they're coming back.
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I should drive.
You're shaking like a mouse.
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I didn't panic.
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Get us out of here, Dad.
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Oh, no. No, no!
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Nice driving, Turk, old boy.
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Put them in the garage for a spell.
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Who is this beast man?
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Who is this bovine boy
with horns on his head...
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...and a ring through his nose?
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Born in Odessa, Texas...
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...his real name was Jubal Nixon,
and he worked at a Jon-nee Cat factory...
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...selling bags and bags of Jon-nee Cat,
until turning to crime.
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So sought after was he,
so pursued by police...
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...that he had a doctor
turn him into a steer.
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And from that day forward,
he was known as...
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...Longhorn.
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And now you know
the rest of the back-story.
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Good day.
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So, uh, what are we gonna do with
these remote-controlled hot rods, Longhorn?
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Son, you are dumber
than a bowl of mice.
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Now, listen up one last time.
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The Air Force'll be moving
a Titan rocket this afternoon...
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...right along that very highway.
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Your robot hot rodders will
take out the guards.
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Then they'll force that flatbed
off the road.
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We'll be waiting, I think.
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And before you know it,
we're the proud owners of a Titan missile...
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...with a 20-megaton warhead.
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Batteries not included.
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Not bad, Longhorn.
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Then we hold Washington for ransom?
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No, we don't.
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We hold Nashville for ransom.
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Unless they give me a recording contract,
they're gonna be whole-wheat toast.
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No one can sing like you can.
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Not so fast, son.
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Listen to my new lick.
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Jamming gears and eating pie
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In my big rig in the sky
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Since the day
I crashed into a banjo shop
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They were dead people
driving those cars.
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Oh, the very nerve.
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They'll give a license to anyone.
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It's all Dexter's fault.
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This is so weird.
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I wish I were home
reading funny stories in binary.
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Oh, no.
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That's Bessie Mae, Longhorn's truck.
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He's on America's Most Wanted
about every other week.
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Aw, as if I didn't have enough problems.
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Something bad's gonna happen soon.
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I guess I'd better, oh...
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...freak out!
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Wow, that was a long wait.
This is more story than I'm used to.
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Time to take care of business.
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Hey, Dexter, you little nimbus.
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Come on out.
It's time for your 2:00 arm punch.
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Ahh! It's the blue guy again.
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Let's wrastle.
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Can you sing the lyrics to
"I'm a Tugboat, Call Me Mel"? Try it.
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I'm a tug boat...
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Ow!
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Aw, that was a tough one,
because I just made up that song. See you.
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Her name was Melinda
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She'd be 56 today
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But she fell out of my truck
On Highway 5 near San Jose
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That was another, uh, gem, Longhorn.
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I like to think
you aren't just being polite...
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...so's I won't whomp on you
with my big round hooves.
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Put that out of your mind.
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No doubt
Longhorn's up to some evil plan.
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I'd better find him without delay.
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Hey, Freakazoid.
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Oh, hi, Cosgrove.
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Wanna go see a bear ride a motorcycle?
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Do I? Let's roll!
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That bear is pretty good.
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Pigs are smarter than bears,
but they can't ride motorcycles.
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Oh, by the way.
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Word has it that Longhorn plans
to use robot hot rodders...
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...to steal a Titan missile.
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- You going?
- It's out of my jurisdiction.
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If I were you,
I'd get the Freakmobile and check it out.
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Might be something to it.
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Perhaps there is.
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We test-ran this place
in an earlier episode...
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...and I'm proud to say,
it's gonna stay a part of the show.
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Follow me. It's okay.
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The Hall of Freakmobiles.
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Let's see now.
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Nah. Mm-mm.
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That one, because it runs.
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How toyetic can you get?
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"Toyetic" is a word
created by marketing people.
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It means an object or device
featured in a cartoon...
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...that could easily
become a mass-produced toy.
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Yee-haw!
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Get ready.
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00:54:05,541 --> 00:54:09,944
It's time now for
7 Hours of Tony Danza.
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That boy wrecked my plan.
I'm gonna settle his hash right now.
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Uh-oh...
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Longhorn thinks
he has me, but I've got a trick.
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Oh, what a good trick this is.
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If there were a degree for trickery,
I'd be a master trickster.
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Ha!
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Man, did I ever skunk Longhorn.
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That steer-head is probably
still trying to figure out...
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Oh, nut-bunnies.
He must get the same jet-pod catalog I do.
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All right.
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Hey, so I'm picking up
a couple extra bucks.
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Don't tell the IRS.
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Longhorn's got a pretty nifty truck.
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Let's see if it came
with underwater options.
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Oh, that's right.
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This car was never designed
to operate underwater.
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Wow. That was important and I forgot it.
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Oops.
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Huh?
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Oh, wait.
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I just thought of a great plan,
if I do say so myself.
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This should work, but I'd better hurry.
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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...it's time now
for our seventh-inning stretch.
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Aw, shoot. This ain't fair.
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I had your blue butt cold.
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I know, I know,
but it's the seventh-inning stretch.
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You gotta sing along. It's a tradition.
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Take me out to the ball game
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Take me out to the crowd
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Bind me with rope and a sailor's knot
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Send me to jail where I'll sleep on a cot
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00:58:41,616 --> 00:58:44,847
'Cause you broke, broke, broke the law
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Off you go to the can
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For it's one, two, three years away
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I'll send you Spam
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I like me.
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We'd be at Grandpa's now
if it weren't for Dexter.
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Hey, I got lost in the desert.
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And you weren't around to help
when that blue guy jumped me again.
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You're the only one
who ever sees this blue guy, Duncan.
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He's real.
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Well, of course he's real to you, dear,
but that's because you're probably insane.
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What are you laughing at, twink?
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We interrupt our program
to bring you this important message.
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I can see you.
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Now, back to our show.
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Hunt, hunt, hunt, he's the Huntsman
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"Into action" is his cry
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From the forest to the city
He will run there in a jiffy
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To sock evil in the eye
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Marty Feeb was a poor hunter
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Hungry without dough
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Till the day he saved a chunky elf
From being eaten by a crow
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The elf rewarded Marty Feeb
With a magic sack of corn
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He gained strength and speed
And shiny teeth
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And as the Huntsman was reborn
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Hunt, hunt, hunt
He's the Huntsman
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He'll rip the pants off of bad guys
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If there's an emergency
Sound the Horn of Urgency
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01:01:29,551 --> 01:01:30,984
And summon the Huntsman
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"Into action" is his cry!
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Hunt
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- Hey, Huntsman.
Howdy.
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Put me to work, Lieutenant King.
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I'm ready to battle crime.
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01:02:14,062 --> 01:02:16,792
Um, sorry, Huntsman,
but nothing's cooking right now.
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Is that why you haven't sounded
the Horn of Urgency?
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What can I say, Huntsman?
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I'm 21 years on the force,
and I've never seen things this slow.
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It's sort of a crime downtime.
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Darn it.
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01:02:33,181 --> 01:02:35,672
Well, then, maybe I'll go visit my brother.
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01:02:35,850 --> 01:02:37,613
Yeah, sure. Why not?
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01:02:37,786 --> 01:02:40,755
He lives over on Wally Schirra Terrace.
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That's a nice neighborhood.
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01:02:42,691 --> 01:02:46,559
Okay. I'll be over
at my brother's townhouse.
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01:02:46,728 --> 01:02:50,164
He's in the phone book,
the Hector Feeb family.
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01:02:50,632 --> 01:02:53,294
I doubt we'll call, but thanks.
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01:02:56,538 --> 01:02:59,405
Why are things so slow? Ugh!
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Darn, darn. Oh, darn.
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01:03:12,420 --> 01:03:14,786
Summon the Huntsman
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"Into action" is his cry!
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Hunt
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We interrupt our program
to bring you this important message.
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I'm actually a deep-voiced woman.
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Now, back to our show.
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On behalf of the gang in Marketing...
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01:03:44,452 --> 01:03:46,750
...I'd like to thank Freakazoid
for today's episode...
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01:03:46,921 --> 01:03:52,518
...and for the successful launch
of the entire Freakmobile toy line.
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You're very welcome.
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What can I say? It's part of my contract.
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01:04:33,568 --> 01:04:34,626
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