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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,538 --> 00:00:08,336 Terror. Terror in the night. 2 00:00:08,508 --> 00:00:13,002 The whipping, howling, unforgiving winds crash into the clouds... 3 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:15,943 ...and rain falls no matter where you turn. 4 00:00:16,116 --> 00:00:17,549 There is no escape. 5 00:00:17,717 --> 00:00:20,379 No escaping the true horror. 6 00:00:20,553 --> 00:00:23,613 A sudden silence, and then screaming thunder... 7 00:00:23,790 --> 00:00:26,452 ...lightning, floods, tornados... 8 00:00:26,626 --> 00:00:30,585 ...famine, pestilence, fire, earthquakes. 9 00:00:34,567 --> 00:00:37,035 Giving way to hazy afternoon sunshine. 10 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:41,139 I'll be back with the five-day forecast after this: 11 00:01:59,552 --> 00:02:02,419 Terror grips a peaceful city. 12 00:02:03,323 --> 00:02:06,622 Terror that wears a loincloth. 13 00:02:15,568 --> 00:02:17,866 His real name is Royce Mumphy. 14 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:22,231 But police in five states know him as Cave Guy. 15 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,443 Yes, Cave Guy. 16 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:31,243 Hostile, powerful, but also highly intelligent. 17 00:02:31,417 --> 00:02:33,248 I subscribe to The New Yorker. 18 00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:44,395 Only one hero can track down Cave Guy. 19 00:02:44,564 --> 00:02:48,056 Only one hero has the heart to fight this fiend. 20 00:02:48,701 --> 00:02:50,225 That hero is... 21 00:02:50,403 --> 00:02:52,871 ...on another network. 22 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:59,911 Thus, we have no choice but to turn to this fellow. 23 00:03:00,079 --> 00:03:02,172 A teenage nerd, or is he? 24 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:10,019 Dexter? Would you like to watch America's Most Wanted, hon? 25 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:13,751 No, thanks, Mom. I'm figuring out the actuarial tables for my retirement. 26 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:16,452 Oh, should you, dear? You're only 16. 27 00:03:16,629 --> 00:03:18,256 Don't worry, Mom. 28 00:03:18,431 --> 00:03:20,524 But, hon, isn't there a dance tonight? 29 00:03:24,103 --> 00:03:27,129 Gee, Dexter, I'd love to go to the dance with you. 30 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:29,468 If I were ugly and dead. 31 00:03:29,642 --> 00:03:33,408 Sorry, Dex, but I've gotta wash my hair or help the needy. 32 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:34,911 I forget which. 33 00:03:35,081 --> 00:03:36,548 Oh, can't do it, Dex. 34 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:40,413 That's the night I'm, uh... I'm having something removed. 35 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:44,217 I don't wanna go. 36 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:46,858 You spend far too much time with your computer. 37 00:03:47,026 --> 00:03:48,220 It's not healthy. 38 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:49,622 It's my life. 39 00:03:49,796 --> 00:03:52,560 That's so very, very sad. 40 00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:58,159 Meanwhile, frantic police launch a desperate search for Cave Guy... 41 00:03:58,338 --> 00:04:01,239 ...using all the tools of modern law enforcement... 42 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:03,898 ...including lots of overtime. 43 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:15,246 With all this heat I'll never be able to escape to the Hamptons. Huh? 44 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:22,455 Perhaps a hostage or 20 might help. 45 00:04:23,162 --> 00:04:24,390 At the same time... 46 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:27,089 ...innocent high-school students attended a dance... 47 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,531 ...in honor of daylight-savings time. 48 00:04:29,702 --> 00:04:32,262 Daylight-savings time rules! 49 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:34,269 It's rocking, man! 50 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:39,074 Little did they know that a hulking horror... 51 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:42,043 ...would soon transform their peaceful prom into: 52 00:04:58,331 --> 00:05:00,356 Yes, "Dance of Doom. " Starring: 53 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:12,741 We'll return to "Dance of Doom" after this. 54 00:05:20,119 --> 00:05:21,677 Are there any pizza rolls left? 55 00:05:21,854 --> 00:05:24,618 Your mother ate them all. All 24. 56 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:27,191 I was peckish. I could make some more. 57 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:28,622 If you just joined us... 58 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:30,524 ...Cave Guy is holding students hostage... 59 00:05:30,697 --> 00:05:34,463 ...in what could turn out to be a story almost as big as O.J. 60 00:05:37,036 --> 00:05:40,369 That's Harry Connick High School. My high school. 61 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:42,701 - Good thing you couldn't get a date. - Yeah. 62 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:46,140 You're lucky you spend all your time glued to a computer. 63 00:05:55,455 --> 00:05:56,479 Oh... 64 00:05:56,656 --> 00:05:58,419 Freak out! 65 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:05,293 Hello! Ooh, ooh! 66 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:08,593 I'm here in the show. 67 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:14,836 To the hop. 68 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:17,302 Dexter? He's gone. 69 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:19,672 Oh, and I was just gonna make sloppy joes. 70 00:06:26,919 --> 00:06:30,514 Nothing will stand in my way. 71 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:32,590 Hey, Freakazoid, wanna go out for a mint? 72 00:06:33,092 --> 00:06:34,582 Okay. 73 00:06:40,533 --> 00:06:43,525 I gotta say, that was one fine mint. 74 00:06:43,703 --> 00:06:44,727 Sure was. 75 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:45,928 Oh, by the way... 76 00:06:46,105 --> 00:06:49,165 ...we're needed over at that hostage thing at Harry Connick High. 77 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:52,236 That's right. 78 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,642 Duty calls. 79 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:58,807 Hello, duty. I'm coming. 80 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:04,146 But as Freakazoid bounds off to battle... 81 00:07:04,323 --> 00:07:06,553 ...certain questions remain unanswered. 82 00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:10,628 For instance, what part will this strange fellow play in our story? 83 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:14,358 And what of the object he clutches so carefully? 84 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:16,627 An ordinary watch, you say? 85 00:07:17,136 --> 00:07:18,160 Hardly. 86 00:07:18,971 --> 00:07:20,632 For it has a secret power. 87 00:07:25,711 --> 00:07:27,872 A bizarre power. 88 00:07:30,149 --> 00:07:31,173 Huh? 89 00:07:34,854 --> 00:07:38,722 The power to turn beavers into gold. 90 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:43,055 Where did he come from? What did he want? 91 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:45,060 And why was there a mint scene? 92 00:07:45,231 --> 00:07:46,698 Did it reveal character? 93 00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:48,663 How was the story advanced? 94 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:50,359 We may never know. 95 00:07:50,536 --> 00:07:54,734 But now, on with the adventures of Freakazoid. 96 00:07:54,907 --> 00:07:56,875 Pull the string. 97 00:08:00,112 --> 00:08:02,444 Come out with your hands up. 98 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:07,514 Find out what he wants. You're on the student council. 99 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:10,155 But you get along better with older guys. 100 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,689 What do you mean by that? 101 00:08:13,459 --> 00:08:16,019 Excuse me. Do you know how long this will take? 102 00:08:16,195 --> 00:08:17,287 Why? 103 00:08:17,463 --> 00:08:20,626 Well, some of us had reservations for a late dinner at the Green Gourd. 104 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,825 Yes, I've dined at the Green Gourd. 105 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:24,799 You're better off as hostages. 106 00:08:24,971 --> 00:08:28,964 You're rather well-spoken for a... A Primordial-American. 107 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:31,740 You're so kind. 108 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:37,449 Excuse me. Coming through. 109 00:08:37,617 --> 00:08:40,108 Move that cop car. Gangway. 110 00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:45,455 Ooh, have I ever been chubbier? 111 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:49,026 This body tight makes me feel so big and wedgy. 112 00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:06,167 Hello, aloha, lady in the dress. 113 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:17,081 Steff, you fibbed to Dex about washing your hair. 114 00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:19,383 If this were an after-school special... 115 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,551 ...ooh, you'd pay a bittersweet price for your little deceit. 116 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:24,889 Like getting big oily zits. 117 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:28,465 Or eating off the same plate as David Lee Roth. Ew. 118 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:35,029 Oh, it's the plate. And he's been on it. 119 00:09:35,207 --> 00:09:38,233 Don't you under...? Oh. Think about it. 120 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,709 I'll be over, talking with Jill. 121 00:09:45,551 --> 00:09:48,042 Have a nice trip. See you next fall. 122 00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:55,992 Hi, Jill. I understand you had something removed. 123 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:58,392 Maybe that something was your heart! 124 00:09:58,564 --> 00:10:00,964 Just kidding. I'm sure it was a mole or something gross. Ooh. 125 00:10:09,575 --> 00:10:12,567 Low bridge, everybody down 126 00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:15,908 Low bridge Cave Guy's underwear is brown 127 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:17,242 Brown, brown 128 00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:19,350 It looks like he's got the cooties 129 00:10:19,518 --> 00:10:20,815 Oh, oodie 130 00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:24,445 Goodbye Stop the singing now 131 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,149 End the singing songs Stop, go 132 00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:28,350 Enough with the songs 133 00:10:28,527 --> 00:10:30,324 Stop, bring it down 134 00:10:30,496 --> 00:10:31,724 Come down, stop 135 00:10:31,897 --> 00:10:33,228 Shh, shh, shh... 136 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:36,766 Everybody go with me "shh, shh" On this side of the room 137 00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:38,631 Shh, shh, shh. 138 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:40,931 Everybody down 139 00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:45,534 Hi, Mom. 140 00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:48,874 And you, Valerie, you said... 141 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:53,181 Skip it. 142 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,959 Your little urbane jokes won't save you now. 143 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:13,697 I shall smash you. I shall grind you into powder. 144 00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:15,966 I love you. 145 00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:18,739 Oh, my. 146 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:20,674 Not just because you're Cave Guy. Uh-uh. 147 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:25,249 But because you're part of the whole cosmic mankind-whale-tree thing. 148 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:28,876 That's quite touching in a vapid, pointless way. 149 00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:30,886 Prepare to be crushed. 150 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,425 Okay, you win. 151 00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:45,898 Ta-da! 152 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,641 - Nice work. - Thanks. 153 00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:00,786 Hey, should I sign up for liposuction? 154 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,588 Ha! 155 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,268 Stupid. 156 00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:19,905 Call me soon. 157 00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:23,901 Steff! Hey, Steff! 158 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:27,239 Steffaloni! Hey, Steff! 159 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,074 Psst. 160 00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:36,719 Do you want to see something strange and mystical? 161 00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:39,255 No! Get out of here with that watch! 162 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,359 Lay off the poor beavers, will you? 163 00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:42,721 Jeez! 164 00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:44,726 You're a creep! Go away! 165 00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:48,333 We were having a good time until you showed up, Jeepers! 166 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:53,364 Go have some coffee with cream or something. 167 00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:55,666 Because I'll tell you something. 168 00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:57,638 This is a happy place. 169 00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:05,016 You were really something tonight. 170 00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:08,576 Dexter and I are different parts of the same whole. 171 00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:12,952 Perhaps val should learn you can't reject one without rejecting the other. 172 00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:20,321 There! Van Damme and Minnie Pearl. 173 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,730 Freak in! 174 00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:27,264 You're such a funny kidder. Hmm. 175 00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:29,270 Where did you come from, rodent? 176 00:13:29,441 --> 00:13:31,272 Where's the guy with the lightning on his head? 177 00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:33,843 Um... Over there? 178 00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:37,476 Oh, freak out! 179 00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:48,957 That was shallow, cheap and based solely on hormones. 180 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:50,993 Works for me. 181 00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:01,933 It's time for Freakazoid and friends 182 00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:04,803 Where the insanity never ends 183 00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:07,707 Justice he defends You're sure to get the bends 184 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,871 From Freakazoid and friends 185 00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:13,480 When Dexter becomes Freakazoid He shows his super stuff 186 00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:16,314 He battles Lobe and Booger Beast And villains who are tough 187 00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:19,150 Like Candle Jack and Cobra Queen Cave Guy can be gruff 188 00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:22,123 There's Fan Boy, Mo-Ron, Eye of Newt And that's about enough 189 00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:24,319 It's Freakazoid and friends 190 00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:27,897 It's what your dentist recommends 191 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:29,329 To patients who chew gum 192 00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:30,832 This show is really dumb 193 00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:33,335 It's Freakazoid and friends 194 00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:36,497 Meet Dexter's girlfriend, Steff And his mentor named MacStew 195 00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:39,405 Lord Bravery and Fan Boy The gnomes are quite a crew 196 00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:42,240 Cosgrove and the Huntsman Toby Danger too 197 00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:45,178 And don't forget there's Freakazette A lovely shade of blue 198 00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:47,785 It's Freakazoid and friends 199 00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:50,683 A show that no one comprehends 200 00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:53,916 Our longevity depends On our demographic trends 201 00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:55,424 It's totally freaky 202 00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:56,856 Dexter's geeky 203 00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:58,360 The plots are weak-y 204 00:14:58,530 --> 00:14:59,758 We're up the creek-y 205 00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:01,263 We've sprung a leak-y 206 00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:03,560 Freakazoid and friends 207 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,033 Now our song ends 208 00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:09,565 And now, another chapter... 209 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:13,439 ...in Freakazoid's never-ending search for the perfect sidekick. 210 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,246 Today's episode: 211 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,550 When we last left Freakazoid... 212 00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:29,626 ...he was facing certain annihilation in the lair of the ingenious archfiend... 213 00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:31,422 ...The Lobe. 214 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,662 No one can save you this time, Freakazoid. 215 00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,461 That's where you're wrong, Lobe. 216 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:39,763 My new sidekick will save me. 217 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,338 Oh, yeah? Well, where is he? 218 00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:43,600 I'm right here. 219 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,607 Handman. You've come in the nick of time. 220 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,375 I wouldn't let you down, Freakabazal. 221 00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:53,040 All right, I'm sorry. 222 00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:54,845 It's Freakazee. Uh, Freakabee. 223 00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,282 No, Freakazoid. 224 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,615 - Freakydoi. - No, Freakazoid. 225 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,384 Freakazee, Freebalo, Meemala. 226 00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:01,890 No, say it: Free. 227 00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:03,085 - Free. - Ka. 228 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:04,286 - Ka. - Zoid. 229 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:07,057 Freakeasy. No. Freakazoid, Freakazoid. 230 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,797 Hey, stop. 231 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,938 Pardon me. My mouth is a bit parched. 232 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:14,764 No problem. 233 00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:27,208 Ah... 234 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:32,147 Thank you. That was very refreshing. 235 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,985 Oh, just stop. 236 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,150 - What? - This is stupid. 237 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,228 You're calling my sidekick stupid? 238 00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:41,161 That's not a proper sidekick. That's just your hand. 239 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,823 - No, it isn't. - Yes, it is. 240 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,333 No, it isn't. 241 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:47,904 Yes, it is. It's just your hand, you simpleton. 242 00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,637 No. Take a closer look. 243 00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:53,607 Closer. Closer still. 244 00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:56,009 Hold it right there. 245 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,827 Peekaboo. 246 00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:24,406 The place is going to blow. Run for it. 247 00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:34,910 It's the waiting around that kills me. 248 00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:45,994 Another job well done... 249 00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:48,827 ...thanks to Handman. 250 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,764 My hero. 251 00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:52,301 Darling. 252 00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:09,644 I love you. 253 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,382 And I love you. 254 00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:19,963 Yes, I could see... 255 00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:22,532 ...that Handman and Handgirl were made for each other. 256 00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:24,692 Of course, I couldn't stand in their way. 257 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:27,304 And while I may have been losing a sidekick... 258 00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:29,100 ...I knew I was gaining a daughter. 259 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:31,868 Or the upper hand, or something, I don't know. 260 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,035 Do you, Handman, take this hand... 261 00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:35,544 ...to be your lawful wedded wife... 262 00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:38,080 ...to have and to hold till death do you part... 263 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:42,710 ...or till some horrible accident with an electric can opener or a combine? 264 00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:43,912 I do. 265 00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:46,057 Me too. 266 00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:49,023 Then I now pronounce you married hands. 267 00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:50,388 You may kiss the bride. 268 00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:08,546 Aw. 269 00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:07,798 I just hope they have a long happy marriage... 270 00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:09,907 ...unlike some other couple I know. 271 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,771 You are so cold. 272 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,609 So says the ice queen. 273 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,444 Ice queen, my foot. 274 00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:20,812 Exactly. 275 00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,045 Just stay on your own side of the bed, will you? 276 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,951 Don't start with me. 277 00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:27,284 Oh, yeah? Let me tell you something. 278 00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:35,132 I can't... Don't start that whooping and going: 279 00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:09,599 Wake up your folks and tell them you're hungry. Go! 20637

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