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I still can't believe
we're really on our way.
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Nor can I.
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It's so fantastic.
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Thank you, darling.
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Don't run away. I won't be a sec.
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Fiona.
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Blimey.
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What's the matter?
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Can you give me a hand?
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There we are.
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God.
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There we go, that's better.
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I'm going to wipe away those tears.
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God.
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Take a deep breath.
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You'll feel better.
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A deep breath of fresh air,
that's what you need.
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Here.
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- There.
- You're very pretty.
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There we are.
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There.
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Are you going to Istanbul?
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Yes. Then we're flying on to Bombay.
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How far are you going?
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Further.
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Much further.
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But why on earth go to India?
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I think we needed a break
from the rat race...
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and India's got so much
to teach the West.
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Really? What, for example?
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Well, you know, inner serenity,
that kind of stuff.
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The Karma-Nirvana syndrome.
Lot of poppycock, I'm afraid.
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No, India's all flies,
smells, and beggars...
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and as for serenity,
it's the noisiest place on earth.
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If you say so, I'm sure.
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Now, I'm sure Mr. Singh
is just being modest...
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about his own part of the world.
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I can't wait to get there.
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It's my anniversary treat.
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We've been married for seven years.
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So it's a form of marital therapy.
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It's quite unnecessary, dear lady.
With a wife as beautiful as yourself...
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any man would be proof
against the seven-year itch.
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You tired, sweetheart?
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Absolutely whacked.
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Must be all this sea air.
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How about a nightcap?
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How about bed?
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Come on, just one.
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No, honestly not. You go.
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Just take me to my cabin.
I'm out on my feet.
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If you're sure.
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I'm certain.
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Anyway, it's bad for an
old married couple...
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to be glued together all the time.
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What will it be, sir?
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Whiskey and soda, please.
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You feeling better?
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Better than what?
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You remember the...
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this afternoon in the...
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in the loo.
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The loo?
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Is it your usual pickup routine?
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Of course I remember.
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I have a perfect memory...
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when I feel like it.
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Right.
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Is this some kind of game?
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You want to dance?
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I'm not much of a dancer.
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That figures.
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What's your name?
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Nigel Dobson.
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OK, Nigel, amuse me.
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Say something funny.
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Blimey.
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You're French, aren't you?
I can tell from your accent.
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Your English is very, very good,
but for some reason...
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I can always tell with frogs.
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Sorry. Stupid thing to say.
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Just slipped out.
Schoolboy expression.
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Comes from working in the city.
I'm a Eurobond dealer.
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We're always calling people frogs.
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You're right. Boring.
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But, anyway, you call us
roast beef, don't you?
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They're roast beef.
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I think that's how you
pronounce it, anyway.
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You're too funny for me, Nigel.
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I'm choking with laughter.
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So long.
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I leave you to your magnetic,
irresistible personality.
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Romantic, isn't it?
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Yeah, it is. Splendid.
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You're Nigel, aren't you?
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Sorry. Do I know you?
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Beware of her.
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Right.
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She's a walking man trap.
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Sorry, I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Sure, you do.
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I'm her husband.
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Look what she did to me.
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I'm sorry.
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Let me ask you something, Nigel.
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You don't mind if I
call you Nigel, do you?
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What do you think of her?
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If you mean who I think you mean...
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she's very good-looking.
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Yeah, sure, all of that and more.
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She gives you a hard-on, doesn't she?
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- Beg your pardon?
- Come on, don't be so British.
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You'd like to fuck her.
Admit it. It's no crime.
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I've no idea what you're driving at.
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Cut the crap!
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You're itching to know some
more about her, aren't you?
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Well, aren't you?
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Here.
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Do me a favor, would you?
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Help me over the goddamn step here.
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They don't design these
boats for my kind.
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Yeah, sure.
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Get inside there.
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Grab the wheels. The wheels.
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Up.
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I hate these fucking boats.
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It's good of you to take pity
on an obnoxious cripple.
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I don't know you at all...
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but somehow I have the feeling...
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that you're exactly the listener
that I've been looking for.
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I hope you'll find
my story interesting.
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I realize it's hard to
relate to something...
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that doesn't concern you.
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Or maybe it already does.
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We have the place to ourselves.
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Mimi has her own cabin.
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Thanks.
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Eternity for me began
one fall day in Paris...
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aboard the 96 bus...
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which shuttles
between Montparnasse...
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and Porte des Lilas.
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Controle des billets,
s'il vous plait.
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Mademoiselle.
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Madame.
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Merci.
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Monsieur, votre billet,
s'il vous plait.
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Je ne l'ai pas.
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I'd been granted a
glimpse of Heaven...
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then dumped on the
sidewalk at rue d'Assas.
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I still have no idea why
you're telling me all this.
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I'd always wanted to be a writer.
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My grandfather...
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made a fortune in the surgical
appliance business...
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and set up a trust fund for me.
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On his death,
I found myself in receipt...
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of sufficient allowance to
enable me to move to Paris.
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Paris...
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my dream city.
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Hemingway, Miller...
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Scott Fitzgerald.
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I was determined to follow
in their footsteps...
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maybe too determined for my own good.
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Maybe that's what killed any
originality I ever possessed.
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After eight years,
all I had to show...
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for my literary exertions were
three unpublished novels...
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and a stack of reject
slips this high.
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But who cared?
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Sidewalk cafes...
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fluttering skirts...
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fleeting affairs.
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Paris was heaven until
that day on the bus.
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Et tu m'aides?
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It was no good.
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I couldn't write, couldn't sleep...
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couldn't get her out of my mind.
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She was somewhere out there...
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my sorceress in white sneakers.
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But where?
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I haunted that 96 bus route.
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It became an obsession.
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Even the drivers
began to recognize me.
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Ca va?
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Désirez un apéritif?
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Moi, je meurs de faun.
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Ouais, ouais moi aussi.
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Alors on commande tout de suite.
Qu'est-ce qui vous tente?
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Alors, mois, j'ai envie d'un tartare.
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- Voilà.
- Un tartare.
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Non attendez plutot une
soupe du jour pour moi.
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Non finalement.
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00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:09,286
J'vais prendre un avocat
avec des crevattes.
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J'aurais un apéritif après tout.
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Heu martini.
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Double.
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00:18:20,869 --> 00:18:22,037
Et vous?
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Moi je prendrai un kir
royal, s'il vous plait.
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Excusez-moi.
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Je suis desole...
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je ne pouvais pas vous
parler tout a l'heure.
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C'est pas grave.
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Vous rappelez?
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You're American?
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You remember me?
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Of course I remember.
You were very kind.
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Now it's your turn to do
something nice for me.
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Have dinner with me sometime.
Sometime soon, like tomorrow.
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You ever get a night off?
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- Yes.
- When?
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- Tomorrow.
- Well?
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Mimi, magnes le cul? Ça planche!
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Mimi.
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She told me to meet her...
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at the Centre du Marais at 10:30.
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I was so wound up...
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I'd gotten there a
whole half-hour early.
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My nerve ends were
jangling like bells.
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Here's to old bus route 96.
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Voilà, voilà, voilà.
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Bonsoir, bonsoir, monsieur, madame...
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vous allez bien qu'est-ce
que vous préfèrez ce soir?
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00:20:24,626 --> 00:20:26,994
Should we just let him decide?
222
00:20:26,995 --> 00:20:28,496
Ecoutez m'sieur mi char...
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ce soir on vous laisse l'initiative.
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00:20:31,067 --> 00:20:32,366
Alors, alors.
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00:20:32,367 --> 00:20:34,569
Permettez-moi de proposer
pour commencer...
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00:20:34,570 --> 00:20:36,071
"Perle du Blue Elephant."
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00:20:36,072 --> 00:20:37,706
Non, non, non. Surprenez-nous.
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Très bien, très bien, monsieur.
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Faites moi confiance.
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I hope, I hope I didn't
make a mistake...
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by letting him order...
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because I don't speak Thai so good...
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and we might have wound
up eating puppy-dog tails.
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Do you mind if I do?
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There was a freshness
and innocence about her...
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an almost disconcerting blend...
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of sexual maturity
and childish naiveté...
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that touched my world-weary heart...
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and effaced the age
difference between us.
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My roommate is American. Cindy.
You saw her at the dance class.
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I met her when I study in New York.
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How long were you there?
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Till my money ran out.
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Meaning?
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Six months. I love New York.
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It's the best place
for a dancer. Not for a writer?
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Not this one. I love Paris too much.
248
00:22:35,724 --> 00:22:38,726
Is that what you write about, Paris?
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Paris and people.
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Would you let me read
something of yours?
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Would you dance for me sometime?
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If you like.
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Promise?
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Promise.
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I looked all over for you, you know.
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Did you ever think
you'd see me again?
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Really?
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Really.
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00:23:43,358 --> 00:23:45,318
Really?
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You kept it.
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00:24:05,614 --> 00:24:07,938
My feet are cold.
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00:24:54,596 --> 00:24:56,263
Oh, you have a fireplace.
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00:24:56,264 --> 00:24:57,799
Does it work?
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It sure does.
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Why don't you relax for a second?
266
00:25:01,704 --> 00:25:03,204
I'll make coffee.
267
00:25:03,205 --> 00:25:05,907
- Would you like a hot chocolate?
- Yes, please. Chocolate.
268
00:25:05,908 --> 00:25:07,542
Could we make a fire?
269
00:25:07,543 --> 00:25:09,444
Why not?
270
00:25:09,445 --> 00:25:12,914
You make the fire,
I'll make the coffee...
271
00:25:12,915 --> 00:25:15,205
and the chocolate.
272
00:27:30,218 --> 00:27:32,352
Nothing ever surpassed the rapture...
273
00:27:32,353 --> 00:27:34,155
of that first awakening.
274
00:27:34,156 --> 00:27:36,157
I might have been Adam...
275
00:27:36,158 --> 00:27:39,093
with the taste of apple
fresh in my mouth.
276
00:27:39,094 --> 00:27:42,229
I was looking at all the
beauty in the world...
277
00:27:42,230 --> 00:27:44,532
embodied in a single female form...
278
00:27:44,533 --> 00:27:48,303
and I knew, with sudden
blinding certainty...
279
00:27:48,304 --> 00:27:51,368
this was it.
280
00:28:17,199 --> 00:28:21,202
We didn't leave the apartment
for three whole days after that.
281
00:28:21,203 --> 00:28:25,206
We were inseparable by day
and insatiable by night.
282
00:28:25,207 --> 00:28:29,210
Just lived on love and
stale croissants.
283
00:28:29,211 --> 00:28:31,212
She chucked her job.
284
00:28:31,213 --> 00:28:33,715
I couldn't bear to part with her.
285
00:28:33,716 --> 00:28:36,216
"I'd been granted
a glimpse of heaven...
286
00:28:36,217 --> 00:28:38,553
"then dumped on the
sidewalk of rue d'Assas.
287
00:28:38,554 --> 00:28:40,721
"The gates of paradise had opened...
288
00:28:40,722 --> 00:28:42,723
"only to slam in my face."
289
00:28:42,724 --> 00:28:45,160
But they opened again, no?
290
00:28:45,161 --> 00:28:46,727
They sure did, baby.
291
00:28:46,728 --> 00:28:48,729
Pretty wide, at that.
292
00:28:48,730 --> 00:28:50,230
Go on. Don't stop.
293
00:28:50,231 --> 00:28:51,732
That's all there is.
294
00:28:51,733 --> 00:28:55,628
What a pity. I could
listen to you forever.
295
00:29:14,190 --> 00:29:16,390
Bravo! Monsieur a gagné
un beau p'tit nounours...
296
00:29:16,391 --> 00:29:17,692
pour la p'tite dame.
297
00:29:17,693 --> 00:29:20,695
C'est bravo ça m'sieur!
Un bon tiereur ça!
298
00:29:20,696 --> 00:29:23,698
V'zavez l'choix avec
ce p'tit nounours là celui-ci!
299
00:29:23,699 --> 00:29:26,500
Y vous plait... celui-ci!
300
00:29:26,501 --> 00:29:28,928
Voilà! Celui-ci!
301
00:29:29,705 --> 00:29:32,207
Madame prend le plus
beau nounours du stand.
302
00:29:32,208 --> 00:29:33,708
Madame est une connaisseuse...
303
00:29:33,709 --> 00:29:36,602
et monsieur c'est un bon tireur.
304
00:30:04,239 --> 00:30:06,106
I love you.
305
00:30:06,107 --> 00:30:07,274
What?
306
00:30:07,275 --> 00:30:08,742
You heard me.
307
00:30:08,743 --> 00:30:11,534
You love me?
308
00:33:11,693 --> 00:33:14,162
Isn't it dangerous?
309
00:33:14,163 --> 00:33:17,230
Not if you know what you're doing.
310
00:33:17,231 --> 00:33:19,733
Why don't you use an electric?
311
00:33:19,734 --> 00:33:23,025
Americans like electric things.
312
00:33:23,237 --> 00:33:25,238
Not this American.
313
00:33:25,239 --> 00:33:29,805
I know. It makes you feel macho.
314
00:33:30,845 --> 00:33:33,246
You're a real tiger.
315
00:33:33,247 --> 00:33:35,248
You think you're Hemingway.
316
00:33:35,249 --> 00:33:37,751
Hemingway had a beard.
317
00:33:37,752 --> 00:33:39,352
Let me try it.
318
00:33:39,353 --> 00:33:42,457
No way. No way! I value my hide.
319
00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:44,257
Please?
320
00:33:44,258 --> 00:33:48,050
Please. Please, just one little try.
321
00:33:48,262 --> 00:33:51,530
Who can refuse you anything?
322
00:33:55,070 --> 00:33:57,200
Like this.
323
00:33:58,239 --> 00:34:00,768
Not too much of an angle.
324
00:34:42,251 --> 00:34:46,254
Her pussy was a neat,
discreet little cleft...
325
00:34:46,255 --> 00:34:49,256
but as soon as the animal within...
326
00:34:49,257 --> 00:34:52,760
was roused by my caresses,
it would stir...
327
00:34:52,761 --> 00:34:56,264
draw aside the silken curtain
covering its lair...
328
00:34:56,265 --> 00:34:58,766
and become a carnivorous flower...
329
00:34:58,767 --> 00:35:00,768
a baby's mouth...
330
00:35:00,769 --> 00:35:02,837
greedily sucking my finger.
331
00:35:02,838 --> 00:35:07,008
I loved to tease her clitoris
with the tip of my tongue...
332
00:35:07,009 --> 00:35:08,543
and then abandon it...
333
00:35:08,544 --> 00:35:10,210
wet and glistening...
334
00:35:10,211 --> 00:35:15,209
like a little duck dabbling
in a pool of pink flesh.
335
00:35:17,953 --> 00:35:21,121
Nigel, come on.
Don't look so shocked.
336
00:35:21,122 --> 00:35:22,956
Steady on, old boy.
337
00:35:22,957 --> 00:35:25,026
I'm only going into such detail...
338
00:35:25,027 --> 00:35:28,061
to show you how completely
enslaved I was...
339
00:35:28,062 --> 00:35:29,529
body and soul...
340
00:35:29,530 --> 00:35:31,498
by this creature whose
dangerous charms...
341
00:35:31,499 --> 00:35:33,401
have made such an impression on you.
342
00:35:33,402 --> 00:35:37,672
- Why do you keep saying that?
- You mean I'm mistaken?
343
00:35:37,673 --> 00:35:40,240
All right.
344
00:35:40,241 --> 00:35:43,444
Let it go. Leave me with my memories.
345
00:35:43,445 --> 00:35:48,549
If it in some way helps you get
it off your chest or something...
346
00:35:48,550 --> 00:35:51,184
What a compassionate
fellow you are, Nigel.
347
00:35:51,185 --> 00:35:53,754
Actually, to tell the truth,
I should be going.
348
00:35:53,755 --> 00:35:56,756
My wife will think
I've fallen overboard.
349
00:35:56,757 --> 00:35:59,260
You'd have made a very good analyst.
350
00:35:59,261 --> 00:36:03,519
Not many men would have listened
to so much for so long.
351
00:36:04,765 --> 00:36:07,533
Well, anyway, thanks for the drink.
352
00:36:59,820 --> 00:37:02,690
I can't understand why he'd
think you'd be interested...
353
00:37:02,691 --> 00:37:04,190
in all these sordid details.
354
00:37:04,191 --> 00:37:05,359
I haven't a clue.
355
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:08,962
Probably lets his hair down every time he
corners a captive audience, poor chap.
356
00:37:08,963 --> 00:37:12,198
Poor chap.
He's a verbal exhibitionist.
357
00:37:12,199 --> 00:37:14,200
It's his wife I feel sorry for.
358
00:37:14,201 --> 00:37:17,204
Yeah. Did I mention I met
her in the bar last night?
359
00:37:17,205 --> 00:37:19,472
- No.
- No, I didn't, did I?
360
00:37:19,473 --> 00:37:22,575
- Was she feeling better?
- Yeah, much better.
361
00:37:22,576 --> 00:37:25,868
She's not bad-looking, actually.
362
00:37:27,715 --> 00:37:29,016
Thank you.
363
00:37:29,017 --> 00:37:30,216
They're coming.
364
00:37:30,217 --> 00:37:31,585
What?
365
00:37:31,586 --> 00:37:34,444
Your American friend and his wife.
366
00:37:37,092 --> 00:37:39,859
God. Just as long as he
doesn't park himself on us.
367
00:37:39,860 --> 00:37:41,295
After what he told you last night?
368
00:37:41,296 --> 00:37:42,629
He wouldn't dare, would he?
369
00:37:42,630 --> 00:37:45,732
Nigel, old chap. Good to see you.
370
00:37:45,733 --> 00:37:48,002
This must be your lovely wife.
371
00:37:48,003 --> 00:37:51,965
Hi there, I'm Oscar. Mimi
you already know, don't you?
372
00:37:52,874 --> 00:37:55,334
So do you, Nigel, right?
373
00:37:55,777 --> 00:37:57,410
I hate to break up a twosome...
374
00:37:57,411 --> 00:37:59,113
but would you mind if I joined you?
375
00:37:59,114 --> 00:38:01,581
We had an invitation
to the Captain's table.
376
00:38:01,582 --> 00:38:03,516
Trouble is, I'm allergic to beards.
377
00:38:03,517 --> 00:38:06,182
Are you allergic to cripples?
378
00:38:07,021 --> 00:38:09,357
After an intro like that,
how can we refuse?
379
00:38:09,358 --> 00:38:10,857
Fine. It's settled, then.
380
00:38:10,858 --> 00:38:12,359
Off you go, baby.
381
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:15,329
Thanks. Have fun.
382
00:38:15,330 --> 00:38:18,031
Mimi doesn't share my aversion.
383
00:38:18,032 --> 00:38:21,035
In fact, she's not too
choosy in general.
384
00:38:21,036 --> 00:38:24,168
Can't be, or she couldn't
have married me.
385
00:38:25,439 --> 00:38:28,274
What a girl.
386
00:38:28,275 --> 00:38:30,210
Knockin' 'em dead as usual.
387
00:38:30,211 --> 00:38:32,212
Just wine for me. White.
388
00:38:32,213 --> 00:38:35,849
Anything, as long as
it's not retsina.
389
00:38:35,850 --> 00:38:38,752
Yes, Mimi's very lovely, but you...
390
00:38:38,753 --> 00:38:40,587
I still don't know
your name, by the way.
391
00:38:40,588 --> 00:38:41,756
Fiona.
392
00:38:41,757 --> 00:38:44,224
Fiona. I hope you won't
think me forward...
393
00:38:44,225 --> 00:38:47,361
but I find your own brand
of beauty more subtle.
394
00:38:47,362 --> 00:38:49,295
It has that inimitably
British quality...
395
00:38:49,296 --> 00:38:53,234
a kind of reticence that hints
at untapped potentiality.
396
00:38:53,235 --> 00:38:56,904
Nigel's been tapping my
potentialities for years...
397
00:38:56,905 --> 00:38:58,238
haven't you, Nigel?
398
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:00,473
Well, Nigel?
399
00:39:01,243 --> 00:39:04,010
Come on, your lovely
wife has just implied...
400
00:39:04,011 --> 00:39:06,379
that she's lost all
her mystery for you.
401
00:39:06,380 --> 00:39:07,948
True or false?
402
00:39:07,949 --> 00:39:10,151
I think there's probably
a corner of everyone...
403
00:39:10,152 --> 00:39:12,146
that remains to be explored.
404
00:39:13,388 --> 00:39:16,690
Halfhearted, but better than nothing.
405
00:39:16,691 --> 00:39:19,226
Well, Fiona, they'll have
to make do with that.
406
00:39:19,227 --> 00:39:23,129
He's right, though. Everyone
has secret nooks and crannies.
407
00:39:23,130 --> 00:39:25,198
Every relationship,
no matter how harmonious...
408
00:39:25,199 --> 00:39:28,991
contains seeds of farce or tragedy.
409
00:39:35,477 --> 00:39:37,210
I do not like the look of that sky.
410
00:39:37,211 --> 00:39:38,579
I'm not sure if the
weather's going to hold.
411
00:39:38,580 --> 00:39:41,482
Jesus, don't tell me you're
taking refuge in the weather.
412
00:39:41,483 --> 00:39:42,982
You know what I hope?
413
00:39:42,983 --> 00:39:44,452
I hope the ship goes down...
414
00:39:44,453 --> 00:39:46,520
and we're all marooned
on a desert island.
415
00:39:46,521 --> 00:39:48,087
I'd wind up the sole survivor.
416
00:39:48,088 --> 00:39:50,190
That's charming.
And why do you say that?
417
00:39:50,191 --> 00:39:51,891
Because no one would be tempted...
418
00:39:51,892 --> 00:39:54,957
to cannibalize my shriveled carcass.
419
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,416
I hope he hasn't been boring you.
420
00:40:15,417 --> 00:40:16,916
No, not at all.
421
00:40:16,917 --> 00:40:18,686
Your husband has a
great sense of humor.
422
00:40:18,687 --> 00:40:21,254
Black humor, but still,
he's been keeping us...
423
00:40:21,255 --> 00:40:22,256
thoroughly entertained.
424
00:40:22,257 --> 00:40:24,258
- See, baby?
- See what?
425
00:40:24,259 --> 00:40:26,093
Our British friends
find me entertaining.
426
00:40:26,094 --> 00:40:28,295
In small doses, perhaps.
427
00:40:28,296 --> 00:40:31,031
But now we must leave them in peace.
428
00:40:31,032 --> 00:40:33,333
Ah. Indeed.
429
00:40:33,334 --> 00:40:35,268
Thanks for taking care of him.
430
00:40:35,269 --> 00:40:37,238
Not at all.
431
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:40,573
Ah, Fiona, I've already
imposed on you...
432
00:40:40,574 --> 00:40:42,543
but may I beg a favor?
433
00:40:42,544 --> 00:40:43,978
As I'm sure he told you...
434
00:40:43,979 --> 00:40:46,113
Nigel and I had a chat last night.
435
00:40:46,114 --> 00:40:49,083
I found him such stimulating company.
436
00:40:49,084 --> 00:40:51,317
Could I borrow him
again this afternoon?
437
00:40:51,318 --> 00:40:53,087
Just for an hour or so.
438
00:40:53,088 --> 00:40:56,515
He's quite grown up. He doesn't
have to have Mummy's permission.
439
00:41:08,235 --> 00:41:10,236
The seasons came and went.
440
00:41:10,237 --> 00:41:14,141
Mimi's face still held a
thousand mysteries for me...
441
00:41:14,142 --> 00:41:17,744
her body a thousand sweet promises.
442
00:41:17,745 --> 00:41:19,813
But lurking at the back of my mind...
443
00:41:19,814 --> 00:41:22,950
was an unspoken fear that we'd
already scaled the heights...
444
00:41:22,951 --> 00:41:24,752
of our relationship...
445
00:41:24,753 --> 00:41:27,754
that it would all be
downhill from now on.
446
00:41:27,755 --> 00:41:30,547
And then something happened.
447
00:41:31,592 --> 00:41:36,295
Something that would put things
on a totally different plane.
448
00:41:37,765 --> 00:41:41,668
We were at Kitzbuhel,
a skiing vacation.
449
00:41:41,669 --> 00:41:43,670
I'd rented a chalet there.
450
00:41:43,671 --> 00:41:46,039
It was one of those nights...
451
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,575
warm and cozy inside...
452
00:41:48,576 --> 00:41:50,811
great, fat snowflakes...
453
00:41:50,812 --> 00:41:54,781
drifting down in the blackness
beyond the frosted panes.
454
00:41:54,782 --> 00:41:58,285
No light but the glow from the set.
455
00:41:58,286 --> 00:42:01,121
Mimi on the floor wearing
a T-shirt and nothing else...
456
00:42:01,122 --> 00:42:05,658
watching some old American
soap dubbed in German...
457
00:42:05,659 --> 00:42:08,127
and me on the couch watching her...
458
00:42:08,128 --> 00:42:11,131
sprawled in a sort of boozy stupor.
459
00:42:11,132 --> 00:42:13,922
All at once she got up...
460
00:42:14,969 --> 00:42:17,871
stalked over to the set...
461
00:42:17,872 --> 00:42:20,708
spread her legs...
462
00:42:20,709 --> 00:42:22,809
and pissed on the screen...
463
00:42:22,810 --> 00:42:25,746
like she wanted to blot it out.
464
00:42:25,747 --> 00:42:29,916
Time stood still for an instant,
and then I rolled off the couch.
465
00:42:29,917 --> 00:42:32,085
I crawled over like a lunatic.
466
00:42:32,086 --> 00:42:34,488
I wormed my way between her legs...
467
00:42:34,489 --> 00:42:36,456
and I turned over.
468
00:42:36,457 --> 00:42:37,658
And right away...
469
00:42:37,659 --> 00:42:43,230
I was engulfed with this
warm, golden cascade.
470
00:42:43,231 --> 00:42:45,666
It spattered my cheeks...
471
00:42:45,667 --> 00:42:48,601
it filled my nostrils,
it stung my eyes...
472
00:42:48,602 --> 00:42:51,772
and then something jolted my brain...
473
00:42:51,773 --> 00:42:55,041
with multi-megavolt intensity.
474
00:42:55,042 --> 00:42:59,946
There was this blinding flash
in the back of my eyeballs.
475
00:42:59,947 --> 00:43:03,016
I experienced the
orgasm of a lifetime.
476
00:43:03,017 --> 00:43:05,085
For God's sake, man!
477
00:43:05,086 --> 00:43:08,656
It was like a white-hot blade
piercing me through and through.
478
00:43:08,657 --> 00:43:11,658
This was my Nile,
my Ganges, my Jordan...
479
00:43:11,659 --> 00:43:13,960
my Fountain of Youth,
my second baptism.
480
00:43:13,961 --> 00:43:16,397
I think I'm probably
as broad-minded...
481
00:43:16,398 --> 00:43:19,065
as the next man...
but, I mean, obviously...
482
00:43:19,066 --> 00:43:20,200
there are limits.
483
00:43:20,201 --> 00:43:21,734
Stop twittering, Nigel.
484
00:43:21,735 --> 00:43:25,238
I'm sharing a revelation
with you, damn it.
485
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:27,708
I'm trying to expand
your sexual horizons.
486
00:43:27,709 --> 00:43:29,809
I see. And what makes you
think they need expanding?
487
00:43:29,810 --> 00:43:34,248
I'm sure your tumbles with Fiona
are all perfectly adequate...
488
00:43:34,249 --> 00:43:36,649
very sanitary and
hygienic in their way.
489
00:43:36,650 --> 00:43:39,585
You bloody well leave us out of this.
490
00:43:39,586 --> 00:43:41,754
At least we've got some decency.
491
00:43:41,755 --> 00:43:43,756
What do you think you're doing...
492
00:43:43,757 --> 00:43:46,760
sharing the details of
your perverted sex life...
493
00:43:46,761 --> 00:43:48,194
with a total stranger?
494
00:43:48,195 --> 00:43:49,662
It's just downright obscene.
495
00:43:49,663 --> 00:43:50,863
Obscene?
496
00:43:50,864 --> 00:43:54,268
Have you ever felt real,
overpowering passion?
497
00:43:54,269 --> 00:43:57,071
Have you ever truly idolized a woman?
498
00:43:57,072 --> 00:43:59,772
Nothing can be obscene
in such a love.
499
00:43:59,773 --> 00:44:01,908
Everything that occurs between you...
500
00:44:01,909 --> 00:44:05,007
becomes a sacrament, don't you see?
501
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:07,714
Come on. Sit down.
502
00:44:07,715 --> 00:44:10,149
Have another cup of tea.
503
00:44:10,150 --> 00:44:12,577
It'll steady your nerves.
504
00:44:14,723 --> 00:44:18,291
So, anyway...
505
00:44:18,292 --> 00:44:21,127
that was our sexual Rubicon.
506
00:44:21,128 --> 00:44:25,523
It opened up all sorts
of new possibilities.
507
00:45:05,773 --> 00:45:08,008
I always had a suspicion...
508
00:45:08,009 --> 00:45:10,210
it might be supremely pleasurable...
509
00:45:10,211 --> 00:45:14,714
to be humiliated by a
beautiful woman...
510
00:45:14,715 --> 00:45:17,950
but it was only now I realized...
511
00:45:17,951 --> 00:45:20,946
what this could entail.
512
00:47:26,713 --> 00:47:31,051
We shut ourselves up with
our toys for weeks on end...
513
00:47:31,052 --> 00:47:32,718
never going out...
514
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:35,522
seeing no one but each other.
515
00:47:35,523 --> 00:47:38,724
I guess it was asking
too much of any couple.
516
00:47:38,725 --> 00:47:39,926
Oscar?
517
00:47:39,927 --> 00:47:41,922
Just a minute.
518
00:47:42,330 --> 00:47:45,097
Did you really have all those women?
519
00:47:45,098 --> 00:47:46,732
What women?
520
00:47:46,733 --> 00:47:49,592
The ones you write about.
521
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:52,738
Does it matter?
522
00:47:52,739 --> 00:47:54,740
It's a book, for Christ's sake.
523
00:47:54,741 --> 00:47:56,242
I know. I'm just curious.
524
00:47:56,243 --> 00:47:59,246
Do you like it? That's what matters.
525
00:47:59,247 --> 00:48:01,147
It's very sexy.
526
00:48:01,148 --> 00:48:04,216
Forget about sex for two seconds.
527
00:48:04,217 --> 00:48:06,619
What do you think of the
quality of the writing?
528
00:48:06,620 --> 00:48:09,722
I can't judge.
My English isn't good enough.
529
00:48:09,723 --> 00:48:11,724
"My English isn't good enough."
530
00:48:11,725 --> 00:48:13,726
Why read the fucking book at all?
531
00:48:13,727 --> 00:48:15,194
Because I love you.
532
00:48:15,195 --> 00:48:17,797
Because I love everything
to do with you.
533
00:48:17,798 --> 00:48:20,200
It's a pity you're not in publishing.
534
00:48:20,201 --> 00:48:23,704
I'd be at the top of the
best-seller list by now.
535
00:48:23,705 --> 00:48:25,938
When will it be published?
536
00:48:25,939 --> 00:48:28,172
You tell me.
537
00:48:28,509 --> 00:48:30,643
I'm working on it.
538
00:48:30,644 --> 00:48:34,381
We were getting to be
like two goldfish in a bowl.
539
00:48:34,382 --> 00:48:37,551
"Come on," I told her,
"We need a change of scene.
540
00:48:37,552 --> 00:48:41,321
"Let's each round up a few
friends and hit the town."
541
00:49:09,650 --> 00:49:14,749
You know it. It's true. It's true.
542
00:50:27,161 --> 00:50:29,485
Hey, what's the matter?
543
00:50:33,767 --> 00:50:35,768
I'd always found infidelity...
544
00:50:35,769 --> 00:50:39,639
the most titillating aspect
of any relationship.
545
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:43,043
That scene should have turned me on.
546
00:50:43,044 --> 00:50:46,012
So why didn't it?
547
00:50:46,013 --> 00:50:49,043
Why did I feel so hurt?
548
00:50:50,150 --> 00:50:53,511
Pas de cigarette, s'il vous plait.
549
00:51:19,546 --> 00:51:22,473
Why did you do it?
550
00:51:25,919 --> 00:51:28,654
Why don't you say something?
551
00:51:28,655 --> 00:51:30,190
What do you want me to say?
552
00:51:30,191 --> 00:51:33,260
Why did you walk out on me like that?
553
00:51:33,261 --> 00:51:34,760
You don't know?
554
00:51:34,761 --> 00:51:36,595
Well, you started it.
555
00:51:36,596 --> 00:51:39,131
Flirting with my own roommate.
556
00:51:39,132 --> 00:51:40,799
You were all over her.
557
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,069
Bullshit. We were
having a couple laughs.
558
00:51:43,070 --> 00:51:44,603
And we were just having a dance.
559
00:51:44,604 --> 00:51:48,774
Some dance. Decent of you
not to fuck him on the floor.
560
00:51:48,775 --> 00:51:52,077
I'm sorry. I did it
because I was jealous.
561
00:51:52,078 --> 00:51:54,281
Please, please forgive me.
562
00:51:54,282 --> 00:51:55,781
You're my Tiger.
563
00:51:55,782 --> 00:51:58,617
I don't want anyone but you...
564
00:51:58,618 --> 00:52:00,452
not ever.
565
00:52:00,453 --> 00:52:04,323
I love you. I love you.
566
00:52:04,324 --> 00:52:08,861
I loved her, too, but our
credit was running out.
567
00:52:08,862 --> 00:52:12,461
We were headed for sexual bankruptcy.
568
00:52:24,945 --> 00:52:28,213
I smell pig.
569
00:52:31,751 --> 00:52:32,918
Don't laugh.
570
00:52:32,919 --> 00:52:34,520
Don't talk.
571
00:52:34,521 --> 00:52:37,323
Come, piggy.
572
00:52:37,324 --> 00:52:39,426
Where is he?
573
00:52:39,427 --> 00:52:42,694
Come, piggy-wiggy.
574
00:52:43,497 --> 00:52:46,196
Where are you?
575
00:52:58,112 --> 00:53:01,243
Get off. Get off.
576
00:53:01,782 --> 00:53:06,186
How dare you try to
fuck me, you filthy beast!
577
00:53:06,187 --> 00:53:08,112
Take that.
578
00:53:13,394 --> 00:53:14,728
Harder.
579
00:53:14,729 --> 00:53:16,688
Shut up.
580
00:53:18,231 --> 00:53:21,694
Oh, you spoiled it.
581
00:53:22,235 --> 00:53:23,736
Pigs don't talk.
582
00:53:23,737 --> 00:53:27,200
How can I believe in
a pig that talks?
583
00:53:31,911 --> 00:53:34,202
You know something?
584
00:53:35,249 --> 00:53:38,539
I don't believe in it, either.
585
00:53:39,253 --> 00:53:41,543
Not anymore.
586
00:53:49,697 --> 00:53:51,397
That was it.
587
00:53:51,398 --> 00:53:53,599
The spell was broken at last.
588
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:56,403
Jolly good thing, too, if you ask me.
589
00:53:56,404 --> 00:53:58,571
I dread to think what
you'd get up to next.
590
00:53:58,572 --> 00:54:02,107
Don't worry.
There's plenty more to tell.
591
00:54:02,108 --> 00:54:04,377
What makes you think
I want to hear it?
592
00:54:04,378 --> 00:54:06,545
I still don't know what
gives you the idea...
593
00:54:06,546 --> 00:54:08,581
that I enjoy being used
as a rubbish dump...
594
00:54:08,582 --> 00:54:09,916
for your unsavory reminiscences.
595
00:54:09,917 --> 00:54:12,184
Don't you?
596
00:54:12,185 --> 00:54:14,886
Don't you really, Nigel?
597
00:54:18,058 --> 00:54:19,726
He's still here?
598
00:54:19,727 --> 00:54:24,597
Afraid I am, yes,
but I'm just off now.
599
00:54:24,598 --> 00:54:29,069
You know, Nigel has been
extremely patient with me.
600
00:54:29,070 --> 00:54:32,972
We don't see eye-to-eye
on everything...
601
00:54:32,973 --> 00:54:36,242
but we share at least
one interest in common...
602
00:54:36,243 --> 00:54:37,710
you, baby.
603
00:54:37,711 --> 00:54:42,482
I suppose that's why he
keeps coming back for more.
604
00:54:42,483 --> 00:54:45,317
Anyway, as I say, I'm just off.
605
00:54:45,318 --> 00:54:47,686
So, thanks very much for the tea.
606
00:54:47,687 --> 00:54:49,715
Toodle-oo.
607
00:55:08,709 --> 00:55:09,875
Oh. Sorry.
608
00:55:09,876 --> 00:55:11,710
You were gone long enough.
609
00:55:11,711 --> 00:55:13,212
I'm really sorry, darling.
610
00:55:13,213 --> 00:55:15,214
I was going to go to
dinner without you.
611
00:55:15,215 --> 00:55:17,049
It's just incredibly
hard to get away.
612
00:55:17,050 --> 00:55:18,785
You saw what he's like.
613
00:55:18,786 --> 00:55:21,855
- Was she there, too?
- Who?
614
00:55:21,856 --> 00:55:23,022
Wrong answer, Nigel.
615
00:55:23,023 --> 00:55:25,391
"Yes" or "no" would have
been fine, but "who?"
616
00:55:25,392 --> 00:55:27,426
You know perfectly well who I mean.
617
00:55:27,427 --> 00:55:31,865
Right, Mimi. Yeah, she rolled
up just as I was leaving.
618
00:55:31,866 --> 00:55:33,065
Odd creature.
619
00:55:33,066 --> 00:55:35,734
So you said...
"Odd, but not bad-looking."
620
00:55:35,735 --> 00:55:37,236
Most men would find her stunning.
621
00:55:37,237 --> 00:55:38,772
Most women, too, for that matter.
622
00:55:38,773 --> 00:55:42,242
Well, look, I am not "most men."
623
00:55:42,243 --> 00:55:45,744
I'm your husband. Right?
624
00:55:45,745 --> 00:55:47,246
There we go.
625
00:55:47,247 --> 00:55:50,516
Here they are, all locked up.
626
00:55:50,517 --> 00:55:52,252
I say, is this your little girl?
627
00:55:52,253 --> 00:55:54,754
It is, indeed. Amrita, say hello
to the lady and gentleman.
628
00:55:54,755 --> 00:55:56,256
Hello, Amrita.
That's a very pretty name.
629
00:55:56,257 --> 00:55:57,857
It's almost as pretty as you are.
630
00:55:57,858 --> 00:56:00,760
She's enchanting.
Where have you been hiding her?
631
00:56:00,761 --> 00:56:02,762
I have a nanny that looks after her.
632
00:56:02,763 --> 00:56:05,531
- And your wife?
- I'm a widower, dear lady.
633
00:56:05,532 --> 00:56:07,533
Oh, I'm so sorry.
634
00:56:07,534 --> 00:56:10,202
Anyway, it's lovely to
have a child on board.
635
00:56:10,203 --> 00:56:12,704
It makes a change
from all the wrinklies.
636
00:56:12,705 --> 00:56:15,708
And you? Have you provided
for your posterity?
637
00:56:15,709 --> 00:56:16,875
Sorry?
638
00:56:16,876 --> 00:56:18,778
You have a wife that
loves children so much.
639
00:56:18,779 --> 00:56:21,014
I was just wondering if you
yourself have a family.
640
00:56:21,015 --> 00:56:22,881
No, we haven't, actually.
641
00:56:22,882 --> 00:56:25,385
No. Nigel thinks the world's
overpopulated enough as it is...
642
00:56:25,386 --> 00:56:27,887
without us adding to the problem.
643
00:56:27,888 --> 00:56:30,389
An admirable sentiment
in India, perhaps...
644
00:56:30,390 --> 00:56:32,424
But surely the green
fields of England...
645
00:56:32,425 --> 00:56:35,395
can afford to have a few
more mouths to feed.
646
00:56:35,396 --> 00:56:37,230
I say, look at that.
647
00:56:37,231 --> 00:56:38,730
Oh, look, Amrita, look. See.
648
00:56:38,731 --> 00:56:41,067
- Isn't that beautiful?
- Are you cold, darling?
649
00:56:41,068 --> 00:56:43,569
Gosh, I should have brought my coat.
650
00:56:43,570 --> 00:56:45,904
Please, allow me.
651
00:56:45,905 --> 00:56:47,240
That's very kind.
652
00:56:47,241 --> 00:56:49,531
- Here we are.
- Thank you.
653
00:56:50,076 --> 00:56:52,444
Let's go and I'll fetch you
something from the cabin.
654
00:56:52,445 --> 00:56:54,906
See you in a sec.
655
00:56:55,882 --> 00:56:57,716
Believe me, dear lady...
656
00:56:57,717 --> 00:57:00,385
children are a better
form of marital therapy...
657
00:57:00,386 --> 00:57:02,848
than any trip to India.
658
00:57:15,068 --> 00:57:17,403
You mustn't believe all he says.
659
00:57:17,404 --> 00:57:19,438
He's a sick man.
660
00:57:19,439 --> 00:57:21,707
He imagines things.
661
00:57:25,378 --> 00:57:28,840
Please, don't think badly of me.
662
00:57:30,050 --> 00:57:31,484
Now, wait a minute.
663
00:57:31,485 --> 00:57:33,819
What are you playing at this time?
664
00:57:33,820 --> 00:57:37,323
It matters to me what you think.
665
00:57:37,324 --> 00:57:39,352
Does it?
666
00:57:39,993 --> 00:57:41,494
Does it really?
667
00:57:41,495 --> 00:57:43,996
I have to talk with you, Nigel.
668
00:57:43,997 --> 00:57:46,890
I have to explain.
669
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,801
All right, go ahead.
670
00:57:49,802 --> 00:57:51,303
No. Not here.
671
00:57:51,304 --> 00:57:52,805
In my cabin.
672
00:57:52,806 --> 00:57:55,974
We won't be disturbed there.
673
00:57:55,975 --> 00:57:57,176
Please.
674
00:57:57,177 --> 00:58:01,480
I'm afraid I can't. Not now.
675
00:58:01,481 --> 00:58:03,149
No. Later.
676
00:58:03,150 --> 00:58:05,250
Five o'clock.
677
00:58:05,251 --> 00:58:08,043
Cabin DS1.
678
00:58:20,199 --> 00:58:22,991
What is it?
679
00:58:25,205 --> 00:58:27,336
A newspaper.
680
00:58:27,707 --> 00:58:29,208
I brought your coat.
681
00:58:29,209 --> 00:58:30,710
Thanks, Mr. Singh.
682
00:58:30,711 --> 00:58:32,705
You're very welcome.
683
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:36,549
- What a lovely story.
- Thanks.
684
00:58:36,550 --> 00:58:38,117
Say thank you, Amrita.
685
00:58:38,118 --> 00:58:39,885
So if your daddy will let me
I'll come and tell you...
686
00:58:39,886 --> 00:58:43,519
some other stories sometime.
Would you like that?
687
00:58:43,790 --> 00:58:45,724
Two hearts.
688
00:58:45,725 --> 00:58:48,356
I pass.
689
00:58:49,062 --> 00:58:50,730
Four hearts.
690
00:58:50,731 --> 00:58:52,230
Ich passe.
691
00:58:52,231 --> 00:58:53,399
No bid.
692
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:55,360
Pass.
693
00:59:16,523 --> 00:59:18,024
You won't believe this...
694
00:59:18,025 --> 00:59:20,859
but I've got to see that chap again.
695
00:59:20,860 --> 00:59:23,363
I thought you'd had
enough of all that.
696
00:59:23,364 --> 00:59:27,700
I know, it's just... he won't
take no for an answer.
697
00:59:27,701 --> 00:59:31,204
I'm so sorry, but I've
simply got to go.
698
00:59:31,205 --> 00:59:34,506
I wonder, would you
like to take my place?
699
00:59:34,507 --> 00:59:36,476
- I should be delighted.
- Great.
700
00:59:36,477 --> 00:59:38,377
Bridge is king of games.
701
00:59:38,378 --> 00:59:41,381
I once played forty-eight
hours nonstop.
702
00:59:41,382 --> 00:59:43,883
You leave your partner in safe hands.
703
00:59:43,884 --> 00:59:45,385
Excellent. I do apologize.
704
00:59:45,386 --> 00:59:46,885
Please, excuse me.
705
00:59:46,886 --> 00:59:49,654
Entschuldigung and all that.
706
01:00:26,159 --> 01:00:28,450
May I come in?
707
01:00:35,669 --> 01:00:38,368
Close the door.
708
01:01:01,027 --> 01:01:04,092
April Fool!
709
01:01:07,667 --> 01:01:10,868
You pathetic, sick...
710
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:15,141
Do you want her?
711
01:01:15,142 --> 01:01:16,843
Yes or no.
712
01:01:16,844 --> 01:01:19,912
I don't want anything more to
do with either of you, ever.
713
01:01:19,913 --> 01:01:22,448
Let go. Let me go, or I'll...
714
01:01:22,449 --> 01:01:25,518
Let me go or I'll call my mommy.
715
01:01:25,519 --> 01:01:28,020
Go on.
716
01:01:28,021 --> 01:01:29,855
Get out.
717
01:01:29,856 --> 01:01:33,489
Crawl back to your matrimonial tomb.
718
01:01:38,866 --> 01:01:41,367
You know what? I pity you.
719
01:01:41,368 --> 01:01:43,335
I genuinely pity you both...
720
01:01:43,336 --> 01:01:45,772
if this is how you get your kicks.
721
01:01:45,773 --> 01:01:48,341
I get no kicks out of this.
722
01:01:48,342 --> 01:01:50,276
Then what was this farce?
723
01:01:50,277 --> 01:01:53,567
How else could we get you here?
724
01:01:55,782 --> 01:01:59,285
Why is that suddenly of
such incredible importance?
725
01:01:59,286 --> 01:02:02,722
Mimi wants you to hear
the rest of our story.
726
01:02:02,723 --> 01:02:05,857
She thinks it'll help
her chances with you.
727
01:02:05,858 --> 01:02:08,059
What are you, her pimp?
728
01:02:08,060 --> 01:02:10,496
I don't begrudge Mimi the
right to look elsewhere...
729
01:02:10,497 --> 01:02:13,565
for what I can no longer supply.
730
01:02:13,566 --> 01:02:17,069
I merely supervise her
affairs instead of...
731
01:02:17,070 --> 01:02:19,336
submitting to them.
732
01:02:20,239 --> 01:02:22,575
You can have her, Nigel...
733
01:02:22,576 --> 01:02:24,075
with my blessings.
734
01:02:24,076 --> 01:02:26,879
On one condition...
735
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:29,011
you hear me out.
736
01:02:33,586 --> 01:02:35,254
You make me sick.
737
01:02:35,255 --> 01:02:38,045
Why are you still standing here?
738
01:02:38,759 --> 01:02:42,194
Come on, Nigel, it was a joke.
739
01:02:42,195 --> 01:02:45,363
Have a sense of humor,
for Christ's sake.
740
01:02:45,364 --> 01:02:46,698
Come on, sit down.
741
01:02:46,699 --> 01:02:48,301
Make yourself comfortable.
742
01:02:48,302 --> 01:02:50,330
Use my wheelchair.
743
01:02:58,445 --> 01:03:01,338
The brake! The brake!
744
01:03:05,818 --> 01:03:08,553
Have a heart, Nigel.
745
01:03:11,757 --> 01:03:13,258
Don't be too rough...
746
01:03:13,259 --> 01:03:17,791
on a man demolished by a
love that was too strong.
747
01:03:23,237 --> 01:03:25,238
Yes, sir.
748
01:03:25,239 --> 01:03:28,473
We should have stopped right there.
749
01:03:29,243 --> 01:03:33,879
Lovers should quit when their
passion is at its peak...
750
01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:38,013
not wait until its
inevitable decline.
751
01:03:43,457 --> 01:03:48,751
As it was, my desire for
her had begun to wane.
752
01:03:50,130 --> 01:03:51,797
There she would lie...
753
01:03:51,798 --> 01:03:55,033
gorgeous, voluptuous...
754
01:03:55,034 --> 01:03:58,069
and it didn't do a thing for me.
755
01:03:58,070 --> 01:04:00,972
I came to resent her
failure to excite me...
756
01:04:00,973 --> 01:04:03,434
the way she used to.
757
01:04:09,782 --> 01:04:14,452
We were developing a narcotic
dependence on television...
758
01:04:14,453 --> 01:04:18,256
the marital aid that enables a
couple to endure each other...
759
01:04:18,257 --> 01:04:21,390
without having to talk.
760
01:04:31,203 --> 01:04:34,240
A New York editress was
overnighting in Paris...
761
01:04:34,241 --> 01:04:36,341
on her way to the
Frankfurt book fair.
762
01:04:36,342 --> 01:04:38,944
I wanted to show her a good time.
763
01:04:38,945 --> 01:04:40,613
It was a PR job...
764
01:04:40,614 --> 01:04:43,615
and I was apprehensive
of her reaction to Mimi...
765
01:04:43,616 --> 01:04:46,918
who tended to upstage every
other woman in sight.
766
01:04:46,919 --> 01:04:48,880
You wearing that?
767
01:04:49,122 --> 01:04:50,289
That dress?
768
01:04:50,290 --> 01:04:52,420
What about it?
769
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:55,918
Couldn't you wear something else?
770
01:04:57,965 --> 01:04:59,297
What's wrong with it?
771
01:04:59,298 --> 01:05:01,266
Oh, nothing.
772
01:05:01,267 --> 01:05:03,864
What do you mean, nothing?
773
01:05:04,838 --> 01:05:09,141
You think it makes me look fat,
it makes my ass look fat.
774
01:05:09,142 --> 01:05:10,809
Did I say that?
775
01:05:10,810 --> 01:05:14,347
- You think I've got a fat ass.
- You said that. I didn't.
776
01:05:14,348 --> 01:05:16,849
So you do think I've got a fat ass.
777
01:05:16,850 --> 01:05:18,617
Give me a break.
778
01:05:18,618 --> 01:05:21,587
You wouldn't have said
that once upon a time.
779
01:05:21,588 --> 01:05:22,922
You liked my ass.
780
01:05:22,923 --> 01:05:27,125
I still like your ass.
I'm crazy about your ass.
781
01:05:27,126 --> 01:05:28,760
You don't love me anymore.
782
01:05:28,761 --> 01:05:30,829
Wear what you fucking want.
783
01:05:30,830 --> 01:05:34,565
Wear a fucking bathrobe,
for all I care.
784
01:05:41,707 --> 01:05:44,776
The trouble is, publishing
isn't what it used to be.
785
01:05:44,777 --> 01:05:49,547
It's the bottom line that counts now
proven track records, advance sales.
786
01:05:49,548 --> 01:05:52,018
No one's gonna invest in a newcomer
who hasn't proven himself.
787
01:05:52,019 --> 01:05:55,121
So an unknown can't get
published unless he's known.
788
01:05:55,122 --> 01:05:56,922
Sounds like a Catch-22 to me.
789
01:05:56,923 --> 01:05:58,758
You could call it that.
790
01:05:58,759 --> 01:06:00,960
And your Parisian
settings don't help any.
791
01:06:00,961 --> 01:06:03,895
When are you going to come back home
back to the United States, where it's at?
792
01:06:03,896 --> 01:06:05,430
No, he wouldn't do that.
793
01:06:05,431 --> 01:06:08,067
Oscar's a fixture here.
He's like the Eiffel Tower.
794
01:06:08,068 --> 01:06:10,369
He's right, Beverly. I love it here.
795
01:06:10,370 --> 01:06:12,837
- I feel at home.
- Good for you.
796
01:06:12,838 --> 01:06:15,908
Come on, get a life.
Paris is out. Vieux jeu.
797
01:06:15,909 --> 01:06:17,375
It's a literary mausoleum.
798
01:06:17,376 --> 01:06:20,478
Henry Miller used it
up fifty years ago.
799
01:06:20,479 --> 01:06:25,180
God, I don't think France hasn't been
the same since they gave up absinthe.
800
01:06:26,152 --> 01:06:28,920
It's all right.
I'll be fine. Thank you.
801
01:06:28,921 --> 01:06:31,916
I'm fine. I'm fine.
802
01:06:33,326 --> 01:06:37,363
You know what?
I should make you my agent.
803
01:06:37,364 --> 01:06:39,432
That would solve all my problems.
804
01:06:39,433 --> 01:06:41,599
"Paris is out. Vieux jeu."
805
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:44,904
You really did me
some good tonight...
806
01:06:44,905 --> 01:06:46,938
like I don't have enough
trouble getting published.
807
01:06:46,939 --> 01:06:49,107
I couldn't bear to see you
crawl up her ass like that.
808
01:06:49,108 --> 01:06:51,744
I'll crawl up the ass of anyone
I fucking well feel like.
809
01:06:51,745 --> 01:06:53,311
Yours isn't the only one in town.
810
01:06:53,312 --> 01:06:55,514
Is that how you feel?
811
01:06:55,515 --> 01:06:56,948
That's exactly how I feel.
812
01:06:56,949 --> 01:06:58,950
In that case, I'd better go.
813
01:06:58,951 --> 01:07:01,378
OK. You do that.
814
01:07:35,622 --> 01:07:37,787
I'm going now.
815
01:07:39,925 --> 01:07:42,386
Are you sad I'm going?
816
01:07:44,530 --> 01:07:46,491
You're not sad.
817
01:07:47,267 --> 01:07:51,434
I am sad, but it's better this way.
818
01:08:11,957 --> 01:08:13,559
My keys.
819
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:15,519
Thanks.
820
01:08:18,564 --> 01:08:20,633
I love you. I love you so much.
821
01:08:20,634 --> 01:08:24,596
Please don't make me go.
822
01:08:29,242 --> 01:08:31,531
Stop crying.
823
01:08:33,078 --> 01:08:36,039
Go make some coffee
or something, huh?
824
01:09:06,712 --> 01:09:10,242
I came to dread bedtime.
825
01:09:12,219 --> 01:09:14,386
I would feel this...
826
01:09:14,387 --> 01:09:18,246
overpowering desire to sleep.
827
01:09:20,292 --> 01:09:22,559
I'm bushed.
828
01:09:31,738 --> 01:09:33,738
I'd feel sorry for her...
829
01:09:33,739 --> 01:09:35,241
Good night.
830
01:09:35,242 --> 01:09:38,409
...lying there with her
belly crying, "Famine..."
831
01:09:38,410 --> 01:09:40,980
her organs in turmoil.
832
01:09:40,981 --> 01:09:43,442
Kiss me good night.
833
01:09:50,789 --> 01:09:53,625
Not like that. Hold me.
834
01:09:53,626 --> 01:09:55,761
I would crush my lips against hers...
835
01:09:55,762 --> 01:09:59,265
like you mash out a
butt in an ashtray...
836
01:09:59,266 --> 01:10:00,866
but that was only a prelude...
837
01:10:00,867 --> 01:10:03,936
to the most unoriginal
act known to man...
838
01:10:03,937 --> 01:10:08,137
the process referred
to as copulation.
839
01:10:14,948 --> 01:10:18,149
I felt like a rat in a trap.
840
01:10:18,150 --> 01:10:21,053
Out there, people were having fun...
841
01:10:21,054 --> 01:10:24,089
dancing, making love.
842
01:10:24,090 --> 01:10:27,258
Paris was throbbing to its
own frenetic rhythms.
843
01:10:27,259 --> 01:10:31,325
They pounded away in my
head, driving me crazy.
844
01:10:31,930 --> 01:10:33,399
I craved variety.
845
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:37,532
I hungered for noise and excitement.
846
01:11:28,288 --> 01:11:30,714
Holy shit!
847
01:11:38,297 --> 01:11:40,799
Do you have to drink it that way?
848
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:43,134
Why can't you use a glass?
849
01:11:43,135 --> 01:11:45,637
What's the difference?
It tastes the same.
850
01:11:45,638 --> 01:11:47,638
It doesn't look the same.
851
01:11:47,639 --> 01:11:50,308
Oh-la-la. I didn't know
you were so delicate.
852
01:11:50,309 --> 01:11:52,911
- What do you mean, delicate?
- I mean delicate.
853
01:11:52,912 --> 01:11:54,078
I know what you mean...
854
01:11:54,079 --> 01:11:55,814
but it's just not the
right word in English.
855
01:11:55,815 --> 01:11:58,117
If you don't know the right word
in English, say it in French.
856
01:11:58,118 --> 01:12:01,120
I don't say it in French because
your French isn't good enough.
857
01:12:01,121 --> 01:12:03,421
It's better than your English.
858
01:12:03,422 --> 01:12:07,392
After all these years in Paris,
so it should be.
859
01:12:07,393 --> 01:12:09,862
Maybe your English
isn't that good, either.
860
01:12:09,863 --> 01:12:13,464
Maybe that's why no one wants
to publish your books.
861
01:12:13,465 --> 01:12:15,467
So now you're a literary critic?
862
01:12:15,468 --> 01:12:17,403
That's great coming from a waitress.
863
01:12:17,404 --> 01:12:20,171
I'm not a waitress. I'm a dancer.
864
01:12:20,172 --> 01:12:22,608
Dancer, hell.
You'd still be begging tips...
865
01:12:22,609 --> 01:12:26,401
if I hadn't picked you up out
of that fucking restaurant.
866
01:12:32,885 --> 01:12:36,415
You little bitch!
867
01:12:41,461 --> 01:12:43,262
OK, show's over.
868
01:12:43,263 --> 01:12:46,088
You can get up now.
869
01:13:02,147 --> 01:13:04,549
Jesus, don't do this to me.
870
01:13:04,550 --> 01:13:05,717
Baby?
871
01:13:05,718 --> 01:13:07,152
Come on, say something.
872
01:13:07,153 --> 01:13:09,112
Please.
873
01:13:13,759 --> 01:13:16,050
God Almighty.
874
01:13:35,081 --> 01:13:36,614
Sos médecin. Bonjour.
875
01:13:36,615 --> 01:13:40,117
Ma femme, elle est
évanouie soudainement.
876
01:13:40,118 --> 01:13:41,620
Dans quelles circonstances?
877
01:13:41,621 --> 01:13:45,023
Elle est tombée. Tombée.
878
01:13:45,024 --> 01:13:47,291
Sa tete a heurte un meuble.
879
01:13:47,292 --> 01:13:50,390
Saigne-t-elle due nez
ou des oreilles?
880
01:13:51,930 --> 01:13:54,766
Est-ce qu'elle prend des médicaments?
881
01:13:54,767 --> 01:13:57,159
Quel age a-t-elle?
882
01:14:04,344 --> 01:14:06,941
- J'ai mal.
- Where?
883
01:14:09,082 --> 01:14:11,371
Ou tu as mal?
884
01:14:12,585 --> 01:14:14,085
My head.
885
01:14:14,086 --> 01:14:16,752
Is it bad?
886
01:14:17,022 --> 01:14:19,090
How bad is it?
887
01:14:19,091 --> 01:14:21,655
Tiger.
888
01:14:22,529 --> 01:14:26,765
- Should I call a doctor?
- No. Just hold me.
889
01:14:32,070 --> 01:14:34,372
Baby, forgive me, please.
890
01:14:34,373 --> 01:14:38,108
I love you.
891
01:14:48,421 --> 01:14:51,222
Wow. It's great!
892
01:14:51,223 --> 01:14:55,551
Thank you. Thank you. I'm so happy.
893
01:15:11,543 --> 01:15:13,145
What a lovely evening.
894
01:15:13,146 --> 01:15:15,613
I wish it would last forever.
895
01:15:15,614 --> 01:15:18,975
Forever's a long time, baby.
896
01:15:19,485 --> 01:15:21,586
I can't think in those terms.
897
01:15:21,587 --> 01:15:22,754
I never could.
898
01:15:22,755 --> 01:15:24,755
But when something is good...
899
01:15:24,756 --> 01:15:27,258
don't you want it to last forever?
900
01:15:27,259 --> 01:15:30,996
Sure, but good things never do.
901
01:15:30,997 --> 01:15:33,286
Not even us?
902
01:15:34,267 --> 01:15:36,935
Are we so good?
903
01:15:36,936 --> 01:15:38,963
Aren't we?
904
01:15:39,271 --> 01:15:43,074
Well, now that you come
to mention it, no.
905
01:15:43,075 --> 01:15:45,399
Not anymore.
906
01:15:47,780 --> 01:15:50,114
I...
907
01:15:50,115 --> 01:15:54,352
Come on, Mimi,
let's stop kidding ourselves.
908
01:15:54,353 --> 01:15:56,554
I don't understand.
909
01:15:56,555 --> 01:15:59,858
Look, it was sweet while it lasted.
910
01:15:59,859 --> 01:16:05,322
Boy, it was sweet,
but it's going sour, isn't it?
911
01:16:06,131 --> 01:16:08,365
Well, isn't it?
912
01:16:09,469 --> 01:16:12,404
I'd been hoping that you'd
take the initiative...
913
01:16:12,405 --> 01:16:16,241
but, no, you seem quite happy
to let things drag on this way.
914
01:16:16,242 --> 01:16:17,642
Well, I'm not.
915
01:16:17,643 --> 01:16:19,911
I'm degrading myself
by degrading you.
916
01:16:19,912 --> 01:16:23,237
We're degrading each
other, for God's sake.
917
01:16:24,484 --> 01:16:27,052
Let's not spoil a beautiful memory.
918
01:16:27,053 --> 01:16:31,379
Let's quit while we still have
a few shreds of dignity left.
919
01:16:32,759 --> 01:16:36,161
But I love you. All I want is you.
920
01:16:36,162 --> 01:16:40,097
I want to marry you.
I want to give you babies.
921
01:16:40,098 --> 01:16:42,266
I want to give you
the rest of my life.
922
01:16:42,267 --> 01:16:44,870
I don't want the rest of your life.
I want my own.
923
01:16:44,871 --> 01:16:47,137
Can't you get it through your head?
924
01:16:48,574 --> 01:16:50,609
What did I do wrong?
925
01:16:50,610 --> 01:16:53,401
Did I ever harm you?
926
01:16:54,446 --> 01:16:57,043
Oscar, tell me.
927
01:16:57,482 --> 01:17:00,585
Even a criminal is told his crime.
928
01:17:00,586 --> 01:17:02,717
What did I do?
929
01:17:06,558 --> 01:17:08,726
You didn't do anything.
930
01:17:08,727 --> 01:17:09,928
You exist.
931
01:17:09,929 --> 01:17:11,922
That's all.
932
01:17:23,876 --> 01:17:25,870
I understand.
933
01:17:43,361 --> 01:17:45,597
Did I miss her?
934
01:17:45,598 --> 01:17:47,698
Sure, I did...
935
01:17:47,699 --> 01:17:52,037
but I also experienced an
incredible sense of freedom.
936
01:17:52,038 --> 01:17:54,538
The future seemed
bright with promise...
937
01:17:54,539 --> 01:17:58,777
peopled with a thousand
alluring images...
938
01:17:58,778 --> 01:18:01,409
most of them female.
939
01:18:06,251 --> 01:18:08,484
Oh, shit.
940
01:18:15,660 --> 01:18:17,655
It's me.
941
01:18:19,731 --> 01:18:21,733
I'm here.
942
01:18:21,734 --> 01:18:22,900
I'm scared.
943
01:18:22,901 --> 01:18:24,069
What?
944
01:18:24,070 --> 01:18:25,904
I can't live without you.
945
01:18:25,905 --> 01:18:27,905
I'm afraid you're just gonna have to.
946
01:18:27,906 --> 01:18:29,833
I won't.
947
01:18:30,376 --> 01:18:32,878
We've been through this
before, haven't we?
948
01:18:32,879 --> 01:18:35,546
So why don't we give it a rest?
949
01:18:35,547 --> 01:18:38,916
Look up some friends. Have some fun.
950
01:18:38,917 --> 01:18:41,253
We just went over
the top, that's all.
951
01:18:41,254 --> 01:18:42,586
In a few days...
952
01:18:42,587 --> 01:18:47,084
you'll be grateful to me for
having made the first move.
953
01:18:54,267 --> 01:18:56,300
Was she play-acting?
954
01:18:56,301 --> 01:18:57,636
I couldn't be sure.
955
01:18:57,637 --> 01:19:00,004
I called her old roommate.
956
01:19:00,005 --> 01:19:01,940
No dice.
957
01:19:01,941 --> 01:19:04,242
I spent the rest of
the day wondering...
958
01:19:04,243 --> 01:19:07,374
and half the night drinking.
959
01:19:27,966 --> 01:19:29,667
I was waiting for you.
960
01:19:29,668 --> 01:19:32,170
I can see that. I wonder why.
961
01:19:32,171 --> 01:19:33,338
You know why.
962
01:19:33,339 --> 01:19:35,540
I know I'm wrecked
and I'm gonna crash.
963
01:19:35,541 --> 01:19:38,042
- No. Wait.
- Let go of me.
964
01:19:38,043 --> 01:19:40,344
I want to tell you something.
965
01:19:40,345 --> 01:19:41,879
There's nothing more to be said.
966
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:43,013
- Please!
967
01:19:43,014 --> 01:19:44,382
It's not going to make
it any easier on you.
968
01:19:44,383 --> 01:19:47,384
You've got to listen to me.
Please. Please listen to me.
969
01:19:47,385 --> 01:19:49,881
Oh, for God's sake.
970
01:19:52,758 --> 01:19:55,047
Rita, veux-tu. Rita.
971
01:19:57,329 --> 01:20:01,121
All right. You'd better come in.
972
01:20:22,220 --> 01:20:24,351
Do you want one?
973
01:20:28,293 --> 01:20:30,527
All right.
974
01:20:31,097 --> 01:20:32,630
What's so important?
975
01:20:32,631 --> 01:20:34,633
It's true what I said.
976
01:20:34,634 --> 01:20:36,800
I can't live without you.
977
01:20:36,801 --> 01:20:38,770
If that's all you came to tell me...
978
01:20:38,771 --> 01:20:40,738
Please, don't throw me out.
979
01:20:40,739 --> 01:20:42,940
Give me one last chance.
980
01:20:42,941 --> 01:20:46,811
I'm ready to live with you
on any terms, any at all.
981
01:20:46,812 --> 01:20:51,274
I can bear anything as long
as I'm with you sometimes.
982
01:20:52,985 --> 01:20:54,653
You can shout at me.
983
01:20:54,654 --> 01:20:56,154
You can hit me.
984
01:20:56,155 --> 01:20:58,155
You can have other women.
985
01:20:58,156 --> 01:21:02,358
I don't care what you
do, but, please...
986
01:21:02,828 --> 01:21:05,117
don't send me away.
987
01:21:05,831 --> 01:21:09,033
Even if you don't love me anymore...
988
01:21:09,034 --> 01:21:12,302
keep me with you out of pity.
989
01:21:12,771 --> 01:21:15,774
There's nothing I wouldn't
do to stay with you.
990
01:21:15,775 --> 01:21:18,805
Please. Please.
991
01:21:19,110 --> 01:21:20,779
Please.
992
01:21:20,780 --> 01:21:23,479
I beg you.
993
01:21:23,783 --> 01:21:27,450
Please! Please!
994
01:21:27,820 --> 01:21:29,020
I beg you.
995
01:21:29,021 --> 01:21:31,790
Everyone has a sadistic streak.
996
01:21:31,791 --> 01:21:33,457
Nothing brings it out better...
997
01:21:33,458 --> 01:21:37,028
than the knowledge you've
got someone at your mercy.
998
01:21:37,029 --> 01:21:41,198
If she really fancied
living in a living hell...
999
01:21:41,199 --> 01:21:45,730
I'd make it so hot,
even she would want out.
1000
01:21:49,041 --> 01:21:51,535
Yeah, it feels so good.
1001
01:21:52,311 --> 01:21:54,942
Yeah, it does, Cindy.
1002
01:21:55,481 --> 01:21:57,682
Cindy?
1003
01:21:57,683 --> 01:22:01,475
I mean Minnie, uh, Mimi.
1004
01:22:43,996 --> 01:22:45,964
Sure, I'm on.
1005
01:22:45,965 --> 01:22:47,992
Yeah, why not?
1006
01:22:48,433 --> 01:22:52,270
Round up a couple of chicks.
We'll make a night of it.
1007
01:22:52,271 --> 01:22:54,171
Who?
1008
01:22:54,172 --> 01:22:55,440
Oh, you bet.
1009
01:22:55,441 --> 01:22:59,039
She's the best piece of ass
this side of the river.
1010
01:23:01,413 --> 01:23:03,648
All right.
1011
01:23:03,649 --> 01:23:06,144
Yeah, I'll see you there.
1012
01:23:07,953 --> 01:23:09,287
Dinner's ready.
1013
01:23:09,288 --> 01:23:11,255
I'm eating out.
1014
01:23:11,256 --> 01:23:12,456
Tonight?
1015
01:23:12,457 --> 01:23:14,291
What's so special about tonight?
1016
01:23:14,292 --> 01:23:15,659
It's your holiday.
1017
01:23:15,660 --> 01:23:17,194
What holiday?
1018
01:23:17,195 --> 01:23:18,929
Thanksgiving.
1019
01:23:18,930 --> 01:23:21,766
I wanted to surprise you.
1020
01:23:21,767 --> 01:23:24,898
All right. Let's see what you got.
1021
01:23:34,646 --> 01:23:36,747
Christ, what is that?
1022
01:23:36,748 --> 01:23:38,682
Turkey.
1023
01:23:38,683 --> 01:23:41,418
I cooked it for you special.
1024
01:23:43,054 --> 01:23:45,550
Cremated it, you mean.
1025
01:23:47,359 --> 01:23:50,194
That's it. I'm off.
1026
01:23:50,195 --> 01:23:52,597
Won't you even try a little?
1027
01:23:52,598 --> 01:23:53,765
You're joking.
1028
01:23:53,766 --> 01:23:56,800
I have too much respect
for my dentist.
1029
01:23:56,801 --> 01:23:59,203
Listen, in the future,
forget about cooking.
1030
01:23:59,204 --> 01:24:01,105
Stick to what you can do.
1031
01:24:01,106 --> 01:24:03,774
Which reminds me, what happened
to your dance classes?
1032
01:24:03,775 --> 01:24:06,811
Dancing has to come from the heart.
1033
01:24:06,812 --> 01:24:08,237
So?
1034
01:24:09,137 --> 01:24:11,801
My heart is broken.
1035
01:24:17,812 --> 01:24:19,980
I was getting to her at last.
1036
01:24:19,981 --> 01:24:22,516
I'd achieved the impossible.
1037
01:24:22,517 --> 01:24:25,017
She was losing her looks
and her figure...
1038
01:24:25,018 --> 01:24:26,585
wasting away...
1039
01:24:26,586 --> 01:24:28,320
breaking out in nervous rashes...
1040
01:24:28,321 --> 01:24:30,817
developing spots.
1041
01:24:36,897 --> 01:24:40,266
We were just admiring
your new hairstyle.
1042
01:24:40,267 --> 01:24:41,568
Really?
1043
01:24:41,569 --> 01:24:44,937
Susan here thinks it suits you.
I do, too.
1044
01:24:44,938 --> 01:24:49,008
I can't put my finger on it,
but it reminds me of something.
1045
01:24:49,009 --> 01:24:51,367
I know! Rita!
1046
01:24:51,845 --> 01:24:53,246
Rita?
1047
01:24:53,247 --> 01:24:54,880
You know Rita.
1048
01:24:54,881 --> 01:24:57,774
Rita. The neighbor's dog.
1049
01:25:00,388 --> 01:25:02,189
Just a minute. Wait.
1050
01:25:02,190 --> 01:25:04,624
What's that? Looks like a zit.
1051
01:25:04,625 --> 01:25:06,258
It is.
1052
01:25:06,259 --> 01:25:08,227
And your nose is shiny, too.
1053
01:25:08,228 --> 01:25:13,523
I'm not a makeup artist,
but I could do better than that.
1054
01:25:41,695 --> 01:25:46,728
Hey! I didn't know we were
having a Halloween party.
1055
01:25:50,738 --> 01:25:53,507
She was so easy to hurt...
1056
01:25:53,508 --> 01:25:57,435
it was getting to be like
shooting fish in a barrel.
1057
01:26:06,853 --> 01:26:10,056
Not now, for Christ's sake!
1058
01:26:10,057 --> 01:26:13,347
Can't you see that
I'm trying to work?
1059
01:26:14,896 --> 01:26:18,864
Anyway, have I ever asked you
to clean the house for me?
1060
01:26:18,865 --> 01:26:21,835
No. So stop playing the martyr.
1061
01:26:21,836 --> 01:26:23,836
Take that thing off your head.
1062
01:26:23,837 --> 01:26:27,407
It makes you look
even uglier than usual.
1063
01:26:27,408 --> 01:26:28,774
You're really letting yourself go.
1064
01:26:28,775 --> 01:26:32,738
I'm ashamed to be seen going
around with you these days.
1065
01:26:39,921 --> 01:26:42,450
What is it now?
1066
01:26:45,359 --> 01:26:48,491
I expect...
1067
01:26:55,703 --> 01:26:57,737
What do you expect?
1068
01:26:57,738 --> 01:26:59,697
A baby.
1069
01:27:08,316 --> 01:27:10,283
What did you say?
1070
01:27:10,284 --> 01:27:13,075
I'm going to have a baby.
1071
01:27:13,954 --> 01:27:16,780
Oh, my God.
1072
01:27:21,127 --> 01:27:22,695
How long have you known?
1073
01:27:22,696 --> 01:27:24,931
Only since yesterday.
1074
01:27:24,932 --> 01:27:27,563
Two months, the doctor says.
1075
01:27:35,542 --> 01:27:38,572
What are you going to do about it?
1076
01:27:41,381 --> 01:27:43,672
Do about it?
1077
01:27:45,319 --> 01:27:47,483
Look at me.
1078
01:27:47,989 --> 01:27:50,780
Do I look like a daddy?
1079
01:27:51,425 --> 01:27:55,490
Can you see us bringing
up a child in this place?
1080
01:27:56,597 --> 01:27:57,763
I'm pushing forty.
1081
01:27:57,764 --> 01:28:01,267
I haven't even sold
a single book yet.
1082
01:28:01,268 --> 01:28:04,093
The world doesn't know I exist.
1083
01:28:06,473 --> 01:28:08,641
Not a day goes by that I don't
think it might be better...
1084
01:28:08,642 --> 01:28:11,741
just to kill myself
and be done with it.
1085
01:28:26,626 --> 01:28:30,885
Would it be fair to saddle a
child with a father like this?
1086
01:28:31,399 --> 01:28:33,790
Be honest.
1087
01:29:02,396 --> 01:29:04,564
They'd told me there
were complications...
1088
01:29:04,565 --> 01:29:05,899
but I wasn't prepared...
1089
01:29:05,900 --> 01:29:10,202
to see her looking like a
marble figure on a tomb.
1090
01:29:10,203 --> 01:29:15,338
For a moment, I almost weakened.
1091
01:29:16,176 --> 01:29:17,843
You came.
1092
01:29:17,844 --> 01:29:20,078
Why wouldn't I?
1093
01:29:21,514 --> 01:29:24,305
I brought you flowers.
1094
01:29:32,559 --> 01:29:33,792
You're here.
1095
01:29:33,793 --> 01:29:36,084
Nothing else matters.
1096
01:29:43,404 --> 01:29:47,540
I've been thinking,
that when you're on your feet...
1097
01:29:47,541 --> 01:29:51,110
we'll go away together,
just the two of us.
1098
01:29:51,111 --> 01:29:52,344
Go away?
1099
01:29:52,345 --> 01:29:57,081
Yeah. Far, far away.
1100
01:30:04,392 --> 01:30:06,853
Shit. No room.
1101
01:30:07,561 --> 01:30:09,996
You look pale, baby.
1102
01:30:09,997 --> 01:30:11,497
Feeling all right?
1103
01:30:11,498 --> 01:30:13,492
Pardon, madame.
1104
01:30:14,335 --> 01:30:16,294
Excuse me.
1105
01:30:17,004 --> 01:30:20,272
Oh, pardon. Je m'excuse.
1106
01:30:29,050 --> 01:30:32,341
Look. There it is.
1107
01:30:32,453 --> 01:30:35,421
That's what you need, baby.
1108
01:30:35,422 --> 01:30:38,758
I can just see you luxuriating
under one of them palms...
1109
01:30:38,759 --> 01:30:41,685
with a tall glass in your hand.
1110
01:30:42,829 --> 01:30:46,266
Oh, hell, I can't sit through
the whole trip this way.
1111
01:30:46,267 --> 01:30:49,335
I'm gonna get them to
stow it somewhere.
1112
01:30:49,336 --> 01:30:52,535
I'll be right back.
1113
01:31:04,918 --> 01:31:06,920
Your baggage has
already been loaded...
1114
01:31:06,921 --> 01:31:08,621
and it can't travel without you.
1115
01:31:08,622 --> 01:31:11,690
No. This is all I've got.
1116
01:31:11,691 --> 01:31:15,128
Vous n'avez pas de
bagage dans la soute?
1117
01:31:15,129 --> 01:31:17,954
May I see your ticket, please?
1118
01:31:21,034 --> 01:31:23,536
Voulez-vous que je
fasse une annonce...
1119
01:31:23,537 --> 01:31:26,828
pour savoir s'il y a
un médecin à bord?
1120
01:31:28,275 --> 01:31:31,805
I shall have to check
with the Captain.
1121
01:32:19,425 --> 01:32:21,493
I could picture her
looking out the window...
1122
01:32:21,494 --> 01:32:23,830
at that beautiful moon...
1123
01:32:23,831 --> 01:32:26,231
the same one I could see...
1124
01:32:26,232 --> 01:32:29,202
but I bet it didn't
look the same to her.
1125
01:32:29,203 --> 01:32:33,138
Depends on your state of mind,
the way things grab you.
1126
01:32:33,139 --> 01:32:36,943
To her, it must have been poison.
1127
01:32:36,944 --> 01:32:41,236
To me, sweet as a peach.
1128
01:32:41,916 --> 01:32:44,217
I don't know about you.
1129
01:32:44,218 --> 01:32:46,452
Sometimes I think you make
things up as you go along.
1130
01:32:46,453 --> 01:32:47,987
I wish you were right.
1131
01:32:47,988 --> 01:32:51,624
My imagination isn't
half that fertile.
1132
01:32:51,625 --> 01:32:54,126
I might have made it
into print after all.
1133
01:32:54,127 --> 01:32:57,629
I mean, if even half
that story were true...
1134
01:32:57,630 --> 01:33:01,160
you'd be too bloody
ashamed to tell it.
1135
01:33:03,002 --> 01:33:05,064
Boy...
1136
01:33:05,505 --> 01:33:09,070
you still don't know me at all.
1137
01:33:22,555 --> 01:33:25,346
Are you still angry with me?
1138
01:33:30,130 --> 01:33:32,898
I don't know. I'm confused.
1139
01:33:35,703 --> 01:33:38,494
I wanted you to hear it.
1140
01:33:41,041 --> 01:33:44,977
I'd sooner have heard it from you.
1141
01:33:44,978 --> 01:33:49,305
I leave the words to him.
They're all he has left.
1142
01:34:18,611 --> 01:34:23,149
When can we be alone together?
1143
01:34:23,150 --> 01:34:26,118
I mean, you know, really alone.
1144
01:34:26,119 --> 01:34:29,184
First hear the rest of the story.
1145
01:34:30,524 --> 01:34:33,188
Then we'll see.
1146
01:35:23,944 --> 01:35:25,545
Here you are.
I wondered where you were.
1147
01:35:25,546 --> 01:35:27,213
You missed dinner.
1148
01:35:27,214 --> 01:35:30,215
I completely lost track of time.
I'm really sorry.
1149
01:35:30,216 --> 01:35:32,517
Never mind. Dado's been
keeping me company.
1150
01:35:32,518 --> 01:35:34,520
Good. How did the bridge go?
1151
01:35:34,521 --> 01:35:37,155
- It was a disaster.
- Really.
1152
01:35:37,156 --> 01:35:40,058
We had very, very bad luck.
1153
01:35:40,059 --> 01:35:42,928
Never had such terrible
hands in my entire life.
1154
01:35:42,929 --> 01:35:46,399
Never mind, Dado.
Unlucky at cards, lucky in love.
1155
01:35:46,400 --> 01:35:48,601
May I offer you a drink?
1156
01:35:48,602 --> 01:35:51,436
No, thanks very much.
I think some other time.
1157
01:35:51,437 --> 01:35:53,568
Are you coming, darling?
1158
01:36:02,149 --> 01:36:03,850
Smarmy bugger.
1159
01:36:03,851 --> 01:36:06,386
I bet he'd like to climb
inside your pants.
1160
01:36:06,387 --> 01:36:08,053
You can talk.
1161
01:36:08,054 --> 01:36:09,888
What do you mean?
1162
01:36:09,889 --> 01:36:12,859
Oh, God, Nigel,
I'm not a complete fool.
1163
01:36:12,860 --> 01:36:14,827
Those sessions with
that American freak.
1164
01:36:14,828 --> 01:36:17,562
I know what the attraction is.
It isn't his big blue eyes.
1165
01:36:17,563 --> 01:36:19,231
I'm sorry. I don't follow.
1166
01:36:19,232 --> 01:36:20,432
It's his wife you're after.
1167
01:36:20,433 --> 01:36:22,201
You've got the hots
for her, haven't you?
1168
01:36:22,202 --> 01:36:25,371
What? I feel sorry for
the girl, that's all.
1169
01:36:25,372 --> 01:36:30,131
Yeah, so sorry that your
tongue's hanging out.
1170
01:36:30,444 --> 01:36:33,112
Now, just watch it, Nigel.
1171
01:36:33,113 --> 01:36:36,575
Anything you can do, I can do better.
1172
01:36:57,304 --> 01:36:58,971
Oh, God.
1173
01:36:58,972 --> 01:37:02,207
Darling, I cannot understand why
you won't take a Dramamine.
1174
01:37:02,208 --> 01:37:04,177
I told you, they knock me out.
1175
01:37:04,178 --> 01:37:08,648
Surely, now, it's better
to sleep than to suffer.
1176
01:37:08,649 --> 01:37:10,348
We look forward to welcoming you...
1177
01:37:10,349 --> 01:37:11,984
to our gala fancy dress ball tonight.
1178
01:37:11,985 --> 01:37:13,152
I'll be all right.
1179
01:37:13,153 --> 01:37:16,154
See the new year in
and dance till dawn...
1180
01:37:16,155 --> 01:37:19,158
to the music of Danny
Garcy and his boys.
1181
01:37:19,159 --> 01:37:20,659
For those without costumes...
1182
01:37:20,660 --> 01:37:22,662
the stewards can supply
funny hats and...
1183
01:37:22,663 --> 01:37:24,763
Funny hats. For God's sake.
1184
01:37:24,764 --> 01:37:26,758
Here.
1185
01:37:31,472 --> 01:37:33,705
Here, take another.
1186
01:37:39,279 --> 01:37:42,714
You like me taking pills,
don't you, Nigel?
1187
01:37:42,715 --> 01:37:44,916
If it's not one kind, it's another.
1188
01:37:44,917 --> 01:37:46,718
Don't know why I bother.
1189
01:37:46,719 --> 01:37:48,488
Sorry, darling.
What are you talking about?
1190
01:37:48,489 --> 01:37:51,624
The pill, Nigel. The pill.
1191
01:37:51,625 --> 01:37:54,960
We don't do it often enough
nowadays to make it worthwhile.
1192
01:37:54,961 --> 01:37:56,963
Oh, really. Come on, please.
1193
01:37:56,964 --> 01:37:58,464
What are we doing here?
1194
01:37:58,465 --> 01:38:01,968
What are we looking for
that we can't find at home?
1195
01:38:01,969 --> 01:38:04,469
Seven years. Look where it got us.
1196
01:38:04,470 --> 01:38:06,905
I realize something now.
We shouldn't go to India at all.
1197
01:38:06,906 --> 01:38:09,508
I'll be spending the
whole six months in bed.
1198
01:38:09,509 --> 01:38:11,843
Sorry, darling. I'm not with you.
1199
01:38:11,844 --> 01:38:14,412
Too right, you're not. You're somewhere
bloody else and I know where!
1200
01:38:14,413 --> 01:38:15,847
It's like a drug.
1201
01:38:15,848 --> 01:38:18,750
Actually, That's all
getting very boring.
1202
01:38:18,751 --> 01:38:20,152
If you're so obsessed...
1203
01:38:20,153 --> 01:38:23,255
with your dirty-minded little
cripple and his sexy wife...
1204
01:38:23,256 --> 01:38:25,824
why don't you just go back for another
helping and leave me in peace.
1205
01:38:25,825 --> 01:38:29,288
Fine! If that's how you feel,
I damn well will.
1206
01:38:42,808 --> 01:38:46,444
In time, Mimi became
a distant memory...
1207
01:38:46,445 --> 01:38:49,048
a closed chapter.
1208
01:38:49,049 --> 01:38:53,148
My sense of freedom
returned with a vengeance.
1209
01:38:54,453 --> 01:38:57,924
I hadn't dumped Mimi for
one particular woman.
1210
01:38:57,925 --> 01:39:01,318
I'd swapped her for all womankind.
1211
01:39:01,961 --> 01:39:05,628
And I resolved to make
up for lost time.
1212
01:39:12,405 --> 01:39:15,274
No more emotional entanglements.
1213
01:39:15,275 --> 01:39:19,844
I just wallowed in female
flesh like a pig in clover...
1214
01:39:19,845 --> 01:39:22,747
ricocheted from bed to bed...
1215
01:39:22,748 --> 01:39:24,750
grabbed whatever was going...
1216
01:39:24,751 --> 01:39:27,177
hurried on.
1217
01:39:28,688 --> 01:39:30,690
Every day held the promise...
1218
01:39:30,691 --> 01:39:34,125
of some new, short-lived
sexual experience...
1219
01:39:34,126 --> 01:39:35,827
the shorter, the better.
1220
01:39:35,828 --> 01:39:38,997
Every time I looked into
one woman's eyes...
1221
01:39:38,998 --> 01:39:42,563
I could see the
reflection of the next.
1222
01:40:00,320 --> 01:40:02,687
After two years of screwing around...
1223
01:40:02,688 --> 01:40:04,823
I gave up all pretense of writing...
1224
01:40:04,824 --> 01:40:06,791
and turned night into day.
1225
01:40:06,792 --> 01:40:07,960
Like Dracula...
1226
01:40:07,961 --> 01:40:13,425
I rose at dusk and retired
to my pad at dawn.
1227
01:40:30,484 --> 01:40:33,319
Il faut qu'je rentre.
Il faut que je rentre, Oscar.
1228
01:40:33,320 --> 01:40:37,222
Mais non, on s'amuser.
The night is young.
1229
01:40:37,223 --> 01:40:39,959
Moi, il fatigué.
Je me lève dans deux heures.
1230
01:40:39,960 --> 01:40:42,495
Arrete tes couneries.
On va rigoler un peu.
1231
01:40:42,496 --> 01:40:46,196
Non! Arrete!
1232
01:40:57,077 --> 01:41:01,209
Something's fucked up.
1233
01:41:05,718 --> 01:41:08,118
I was luckier than I deserved.
1234
01:41:08,119 --> 01:41:10,521
Just a concussion and
a fractured femur...
1235
01:41:10,522 --> 01:41:14,791
that had kept me lying there
like a mummy for weeks.
1236
01:41:14,792 --> 01:41:16,126
None of my conquests...
1237
01:41:16,127 --> 01:41:19,862
bothered to check
if I was still breathing.
1238
01:41:32,778 --> 01:41:36,011
Well, I'll be damned.
1239
01:41:36,514 --> 01:41:38,416
Jesus.
1240
01:41:38,417 --> 01:41:40,652
So you didn't kill yourself.
1241
01:41:40,653 --> 01:41:42,053
What for?
1242
01:41:42,054 --> 01:41:44,021
I was dead already.
1243
01:41:44,022 --> 01:41:45,856
You're looking great anyway.
1244
01:41:45,857 --> 01:41:47,558
I'm feeling great.
1245
01:41:47,559 --> 01:41:50,327
Here. I brought you these.
1246
01:41:50,328 --> 01:41:52,322
Thanks.
1247
01:41:54,667 --> 01:41:57,696
May as well sit down
while you're here.
1248
01:42:00,839 --> 01:42:02,874
Where you been all this time?
1249
01:42:02,875 --> 01:42:05,777
You bought the tickets.
You should know.
1250
01:42:05,778 --> 01:42:09,375
Martinique? You stayed on?
1251
01:42:10,215 --> 01:42:12,549
What have you been
doing with yourself?
1252
01:42:12,550 --> 01:42:15,785
- Working at a hotel.
- Waiting tables?
1253
01:42:16,788 --> 01:42:18,855
Till the manager found
out I could dance.
1254
01:42:18,856 --> 01:42:20,658
Then he put me in a floor show.
1255
01:42:20,659 --> 01:42:21,826
Kind of him.
1256
01:42:21,827 --> 01:42:24,795
Yes. He was very kind.
1257
01:42:24,796 --> 01:42:27,765
He almost restored my
faith in human nature.
1258
01:42:27,766 --> 01:42:29,199
Only almost?
1259
01:42:29,200 --> 01:42:30,867
He did...
1260
01:42:30,868 --> 01:42:33,568
until I remembered you.
1261
01:42:34,807 --> 01:42:37,233
Touché.
1262
01:42:37,343 --> 01:42:39,310
What are you doing back here?
1263
01:42:39,311 --> 01:42:42,179
Just visiting. I heard
about your misfortune...
1264
01:42:42,180 --> 01:42:44,882
thought I'd see if
you needed anything.
1265
01:42:44,883 --> 01:42:47,884
You know what I really need, baby?
1266
01:42:47,885 --> 01:42:50,921
I need you to stay out of my life.
1267
01:42:50,922 --> 01:42:54,057
You haven't lost your charm, Oscar.
I should have known.
1268
01:42:54,058 --> 01:42:58,988
Well... good-bye.
1269
01:43:11,009 --> 01:43:13,077
Remember the carousel?
1270
01:43:13,078 --> 01:43:15,078
Sure, I remember the carousel.
1271
01:43:15,079 --> 01:43:18,448
I remember it like a
trip to the dentist.
1272
01:43:18,449 --> 01:43:20,517
Easy! Easy!
1273
01:43:20,518 --> 01:43:22,910
Stop!
1274
01:43:26,992 --> 01:43:30,919
Asshole. Did you think I'd forgotten?
1275
01:43:45,210 --> 01:43:48,412
She came to see me when
I got out of intensive care.
1276
01:43:48,413 --> 01:43:50,782
She said, "There's bad news
and there's good news.
1277
01:43:50,783 --> 01:43:54,452
"You're paralyzed from the
waist down, permanently."
1278
01:43:54,453 --> 01:43:56,319
"OK," I said.
1279
01:43:56,320 --> 01:43:57,888
"Let's have the good news."
1280
01:43:57,889 --> 01:44:01,391
"That was the good news," she said.
1281
01:44:01,392 --> 01:44:04,162
"The bad news is that from now on...
1282
01:44:04,163 --> 01:44:06,897
"I'm taking care of you."
1283
01:44:11,570 --> 01:44:14,439
We were a couple once more.
1284
01:44:14,440 --> 01:44:17,541
She moved back into my place
and looked after me...
1285
01:44:17,542 --> 01:44:20,378
with a strange kind
of devotion to duty.
1286
01:44:20,379 --> 01:44:24,481
She was my cook,
my housekeeper, my jailer...
1287
01:44:24,482 --> 01:44:27,580
and my nurse.
1288
01:44:34,659 --> 01:44:36,661
Oh, couldn't you...
1289
01:44:36,662 --> 01:44:38,795
I mean, it makes my leg shake...
1290
01:44:38,796 --> 01:44:42,500
if you always shoot
me in the same spot.
1291
01:44:42,501 --> 01:44:45,469
You see? It makes the leg shake.
1292
01:44:45,470 --> 01:44:47,871
Couldn't you find some other place?
1293
01:44:47,872 --> 01:44:51,375
- You want me to have another go?
- No, the next time.
1294
01:44:51,376 --> 01:44:54,667
Look what you made me do, silly.
1295
01:45:01,586 --> 01:45:04,020
My God, you're not
going to use it again?
1296
01:45:04,021 --> 01:45:05,856
None left.
1297
01:45:05,857 --> 01:45:08,249
I'll get some more tomorrow.
1298
01:45:11,896 --> 01:45:16,367
It crossed my mind
she might still love me...
1299
01:45:16,368 --> 01:45:18,770
in spite of everything.
1300
01:45:18,771 --> 01:45:21,472
After all, it's no fun
hurting someone...
1301
01:45:21,473 --> 01:45:23,940
who means nothing to you.
1302
01:45:23,941 --> 01:45:27,835
Hey, Tiger. Come and get it.
1303
01:45:35,687 --> 01:45:37,088
Aren't you having any?
1304
01:45:37,089 --> 01:45:39,220
I'm going out.
1305
01:45:41,827 --> 01:45:42,993
Nothing in it?
1306
01:45:42,994 --> 01:45:44,295
Like what?
1307
01:45:44,296 --> 01:45:47,665
I don't know.
Maybe tomatoes, mushrooms?
1308
01:45:47,666 --> 01:45:49,766
Would you like some mushrooms?
1309
01:45:49,767 --> 01:45:52,967
Well, yeah. That would be nice.
1310
01:45:53,171 --> 01:45:56,236
You want some, go pick some.
1311
01:46:01,078 --> 01:46:03,369
Yes, I do.
1312
01:46:04,149 --> 01:46:06,283
Oh, no, he's not available.
1313
01:46:06,284 --> 01:46:08,882
Who's calling, please?
1314
01:46:12,723 --> 01:46:15,726
No. This is his nurse speaking.
1315
01:46:15,727 --> 01:46:19,018
What the...
Who says I'm not available?
1316
01:46:19,565 --> 01:46:22,663
Ah, you heard.
1317
01:46:22,868 --> 01:46:25,499
Yeah, very sad.
1318
01:46:26,771 --> 01:46:28,902
Who is it?
1319
01:46:29,875 --> 01:46:32,109
No. Quite impossible, I'm afraid.
1320
01:46:32,110 --> 01:46:35,140
He's completely incapacitated.
1321
01:46:37,316 --> 01:46:38,883
I will.
1322
01:46:38,884 --> 01:46:40,884
You're welcome. Good-bye.
1323
01:46:40,885 --> 01:46:42,914
Who was it?
1324
01:46:43,321 --> 01:46:46,356
"Paris is out. Vieux jeu."
1325
01:46:46,357 --> 01:46:49,717
Beverly, you mean? What did she want?
1326
01:46:51,696 --> 01:46:54,198
What did she want, for God's sake?
1327
01:46:54,199 --> 01:46:55,699
How would I know?
1328
01:46:55,700 --> 01:46:58,991
You might have let me speak to her.
1329
01:47:00,805 --> 01:47:03,340
I said, you might have
let me speak to her.
1330
01:47:03,341 --> 01:47:05,076
I heard you.
1331
01:47:05,077 --> 01:47:10,548
Jesus, Mimi, I never get to see
or speak to a soul these days.
1332
01:47:10,549 --> 01:47:12,783
It's like I'm in solitary.
1333
01:47:12,784 --> 01:47:14,777
Is it?
1334
01:47:16,821 --> 01:47:18,850
Look...
1335
01:47:19,424 --> 01:47:22,749
I know I deserve all I get.
1336
01:47:22,828 --> 01:47:25,328
I treated you like a monster.
1337
01:47:25,329 --> 01:47:26,831
I am a monster.
1338
01:47:26,832 --> 01:47:30,568
Tiger! You don't have the
right to criticize yourself.
1339
01:47:30,569 --> 01:47:32,403
That's my privilege.
1340
01:47:32,404 --> 01:47:34,771
- I know.
- I earned it.
1341
01:47:34,772 --> 01:47:38,736
But I promise, I will
never hurt you again.
1342
01:47:43,215 --> 01:47:45,549
You... hurt me?
1343
01:47:45,550 --> 01:47:47,612
Very funny.
1344
01:47:51,389 --> 01:47:54,557
And don't play with your
zizi while I'm gone.
1345
01:47:54,558 --> 01:47:56,986
There is no point.
1346
01:48:58,356 --> 01:49:00,858
Thank God you're home.
1347
01:49:00,859 --> 01:49:03,294
You missed me?
1348
01:49:03,295 --> 01:49:05,762
As much as you missed
me after you dumped me?
1349
01:49:05,763 --> 01:49:07,431
Oh, no, not that again.
1350
01:49:07,432 --> 01:49:09,799
Please, let's not have a scene.
1351
01:49:09,800 --> 01:49:12,169
Why not? I love scenes.
1352
01:49:12,170 --> 01:49:14,304
I've developed a taste for them.
1353
01:49:14,305 --> 01:49:17,408
In fact, I can't do without them.
1354
01:49:17,409 --> 01:49:19,210
What is that?
1355
01:49:19,211 --> 01:49:22,113
What do you think it is?
1356
01:49:22,114 --> 01:49:26,508
What do you expect if you go
out and leave me alone all night?
1357
01:49:27,319 --> 01:49:29,286
I wet myself, of course.
1358
01:49:29,287 --> 01:49:31,187
Oh, poor Tiger.
1359
01:49:31,188 --> 01:49:33,356
I'd better change your diaper.
1360
01:49:33,357 --> 01:49:34,992
God, you stink.
1361
01:49:34,993 --> 01:49:37,961
Why don't you just finish me off?
1362
01:49:37,962 --> 01:49:39,629
Why don't you O. D. Me...
1363
01:49:39,630 --> 01:49:43,628
or push me down the
stairs or something?
1364
01:49:44,535 --> 01:49:46,825
I almost forgot.
1365
01:49:50,808 --> 01:49:53,406
It's your birthday, isn't it?
1366
01:49:55,380 --> 01:49:57,415
Is it?
1367
01:49:57,416 --> 01:49:59,512
I didn't remember.
1368
01:50:38,190 --> 01:50:39,622
Happy birthday to you
1369
01:50:39,623 --> 01:50:40,991
Happy birthday to you
1370
01:50:40,992 --> 01:50:42,392
Happy birthday, dear Oscar
1371
01:50:42,393 --> 01:50:44,354
Happy birthday to you
1372
01:51:04,582 --> 01:51:07,585
Although she kept me
starved of human contact...
1373
01:51:07,586 --> 01:51:09,953
she enjoyed taking me out...
1374
01:51:09,954 --> 01:51:12,755
because she knew how much
it hurt to be reminded...
1375
01:51:12,756 --> 01:51:18,084
of the simple little pleasures
that were denied me forevermore.
1376
01:51:18,597 --> 01:51:20,931
Antoine, laisse le
monsieur tranquille...
1377
01:51:20,932 --> 01:51:23,722
tu vois qu'il a bobo.
1378
01:51:26,972 --> 01:51:29,807
Funny. You might have
been good with kids.
1379
01:51:29,808 --> 01:51:31,508
Who knows?
1380
01:51:31,509 --> 01:51:34,574
You never will. That's for sure.
1381
01:51:35,679 --> 01:51:38,948
It wasn't that I just didn't
want that child we made.
1382
01:51:38,949 --> 01:51:41,618
I didn't think I was worthy of it.
1383
01:51:41,619 --> 01:51:44,121
You could still have some.
1384
01:51:44,122 --> 01:51:45,456
No fear of that.
1385
01:51:45,457 --> 01:51:48,024
I'm a safe fuck these days.
1386
01:51:48,025 --> 01:51:50,156
What do you mean?
1387
01:51:51,429 --> 01:51:54,097
That abortion you so
kindly paid for...
1388
01:51:54,098 --> 01:51:56,699
left me with an infection.
1389
01:51:56,700 --> 01:51:58,669
I was quite ill in Martinique.
1390
01:51:58,670 --> 01:52:01,972
Almost died, as a matter of fact.
1391
01:52:01,973 --> 01:52:03,973
You never told me.
1392
01:52:03,974 --> 01:52:06,509
Well, I'm telling you now.
1393
01:52:06,510 --> 01:52:10,413
Oh, Christ, what a shit I was.
I despise myself.
1394
01:52:10,414 --> 01:52:11,948
I hate myself.
1395
01:52:11,949 --> 01:52:14,952
I hate myself worse than
you could ever hate me.
1396
01:52:14,953 --> 01:52:16,754
Don't kid yourself, Oscar.
1397
01:52:16,755 --> 01:52:20,547
No one could hate you more than I do.
1398
01:52:24,828 --> 01:52:27,097
Why do you stay with me?
1399
01:52:27,098 --> 01:52:28,932
You really don't know?
1400
01:52:28,933 --> 01:52:34,404
Because you're precious to me,
more precious than ever before.
1401
01:52:34,405 --> 01:52:35,773
Here.
1402
01:52:35,774 --> 01:52:37,274
So there it was.
1403
01:52:37,275 --> 01:52:41,168
We needed each other, she and I.
1404
01:52:42,446 --> 01:52:45,237
It's getting awfully cold.
1405
01:52:47,017 --> 01:52:50,081
Mimi, the water's getting cold.
1406
01:52:50,454 --> 01:52:54,024
Oh, merde. It's run out again.
1407
01:52:54,025 --> 01:52:57,088
I must speak to the
concierge about it.
1408
01:52:57,996 --> 01:53:00,285
Don't go away.
1409
01:53:03,835 --> 01:53:07,103
Ouais? Ouais et toi?
1410
01:53:09,873 --> 01:53:12,375
Non j'peux pas je suis
vraiment cassée.
1411
01:53:12,376 --> 01:53:16,714
Non je voudrais bien mais
je suis vraiment cassée.
1412
01:53:16,715 --> 01:53:19,984
Quais m'en plus j'ai rien
à m'foutre sur le cul.
1413
01:53:19,985 --> 01:53:22,352
Vous bouffez a quelle heure?
1414
01:53:22,353 --> 01:53:25,349
Ah, laisse tomber ouf.
1415
01:53:26,424 --> 01:53:28,424
C'est wrai?
1416
01:53:28,425 --> 01:53:31,820
Ah, c'est cool de l'avoir
invite pour moi.
1417
01:53:38,002 --> 01:53:41,794
Moi remarque j'sais pas je
me le ferai bien quandmeme.
1418
01:53:49,813 --> 01:53:51,773
Ouais?
1419
01:53:52,449 --> 01:53:55,241
Ah, ça doit etre beau.
1420
01:53:55,953 --> 01:53:58,914
Ouais, tu me la passeras?
1421
01:53:59,623 --> 01:54:01,584
Ouais?
1422
01:54:04,695 --> 01:54:06,656
Ouais.
1423
01:54:15,873 --> 01:54:17,408
That was great. Thank you.
1424
01:54:17,409 --> 01:54:19,876
You didn't know I
could cook, did you?
1425
01:54:19,877 --> 01:54:21,645
Thought I could only
shake a leg, huh?
1426
01:54:21,646 --> 01:54:24,181
- You shake a leg real good.
- Better than I cook?
1427
01:54:24,182 --> 01:54:27,451
Sure... Well, I mean, um, no.
1428
01:54:27,452 --> 01:54:30,453
You cook real good,
but you could dance even better.
1429
01:54:30,454 --> 01:54:31,588
You don't work at it.
1430
01:54:31,589 --> 01:54:32,755
What's the point?
1431
01:54:32,756 --> 01:54:34,223
I could never dance as good as you.
1432
01:54:34,224 --> 01:54:35,391
Sure, you could.
1433
01:54:35,392 --> 01:54:37,593
Come on. You're special.
1434
01:54:37,594 --> 01:54:40,225
Isn't he special, Tiger?
1435
01:54:40,965 --> 01:54:42,132
Absolutely.
1436
01:54:42,133 --> 01:54:44,968
You see? He loves to watch you dance.
1437
01:54:44,969 --> 01:54:46,469
He thinks you're gorgeous.
1438
01:54:46,470 --> 01:54:48,238
Right, Tiger?
1439
01:54:48,239 --> 01:54:49,405
Right.
1440
01:54:49,406 --> 01:54:51,608
How about that? Look at that.
1441
01:54:51,609 --> 01:54:54,444
Get a load of that. Come on.
1442
01:54:54,445 --> 01:54:56,447
Hey, Mims, you're crazy.
1443
01:54:56,448 --> 01:54:58,407
Come on.
1444
01:54:59,450 --> 01:55:01,452
Isn't that something?
1445
01:55:01,453 --> 01:55:04,722
And he's not gay, either.
That's very rare.
1446
01:55:04,723 --> 01:55:07,157
Show him your extension.
1447
01:55:07,158 --> 01:55:09,117
Come on.
1448
01:55:13,897 --> 01:55:16,199
How about that, Tiger?
1449
01:55:16,200 --> 01:55:18,202
You should try it sometime.
1450
01:55:18,203 --> 01:55:22,306
Come on, Basil.
Dance a little for Oscar.
1451
01:55:22,307 --> 01:55:25,008
- I don't know. I ate too much.
- Come on.
1452
01:55:25,009 --> 01:55:29,710
The poor baby gets so little
fun out of life these days.
1453
01:55:29,813 --> 01:55:32,514
No entertainment at all.
1454
01:55:33,751 --> 01:55:35,712
Well?
1455
01:55:45,462 --> 01:55:48,253
Come on! Don't stop!
1456
01:56:00,344 --> 01:56:03,579
Dance! Dance!
1457
01:57:52,891 --> 01:57:57,427
I'd grown accustomed to
being only half a man...
1458
01:57:57,428 --> 01:58:02,766
but that night,
I really hit rock bottom.
1459
01:58:02,767 --> 01:58:05,769
It was a kind of catharsis, I guess.
1460
01:58:05,770 --> 01:58:08,205
We both knew we'd never rediscover...
1461
01:58:08,206 --> 01:58:11,641
the same extremes of
passion and cruelty...
1462
01:58:11,642 --> 01:58:13,175
with another living soul.
1463
01:58:13,176 --> 01:58:14,710
Monsieur Oscar Benton...
1464
01:58:14,711 --> 01:58:16,980
consentez-vous a prendre
pour espouse...
1465
01:58:16,981 --> 01:58:20,011
Mademoiselle Micheline Bouvier?
1466
01:58:20,218 --> 01:58:21,685
Mademoiselle Micheline Bouvier...
1467
01:58:21,686 --> 01:58:23,686
consentez-vous a
prendre pour epoux...
1468
01:58:23,687 --> 01:58:25,921
Monsieur Oscar Benton?
1469
01:58:26,391 --> 01:58:28,391
Conformement a la loi
je vous declare unis...
1470
01:58:28,392 --> 01:58:30,027
par les liens du mariage.
1471
01:58:30,028 --> 01:58:34,197
We were like the survivors
of a catastrophe so terrible...
1472
01:58:34,198 --> 01:58:36,432
it formed a bond between us...
1473
01:58:36,433 --> 01:58:40,362
shared by no one else in the world.
1474
01:59:00,191 --> 01:59:02,925
So the relationship
had come full circle.
1475
01:59:02,926 --> 01:59:05,717
We'd reached a plateau.
1476
01:59:06,130 --> 01:59:10,800
The dust has settled since then,
but I live in constant dread.
1477
01:59:10,801 --> 01:59:13,703
I'm forever afraid of losing
what's left of her heart...
1478
01:59:13,704 --> 01:59:16,132
to some lucky bastard.
1479
01:59:19,409 --> 01:59:21,612
It feels strange to
be confessing this...
1480
01:59:21,613 --> 01:59:24,214
to someone who's hoping
he'll be the one.
1481
01:59:24,215 --> 01:59:25,715
Now don't deny it.
1482
01:59:25,716 --> 01:59:29,576
There's only room in this
cabin for one hypocrite.
1483
01:59:31,489 --> 01:59:35,158
If you're not going to stay
and have another drink...
1484
01:59:35,159 --> 01:59:37,259
you might as well go.
1485
01:59:37,260 --> 01:59:39,721
There's no more to tell.
1486
01:59:52,442 --> 01:59:55,077
I think I understand you better now.
1487
01:59:55,078 --> 01:59:57,039
And her?
1488
01:59:59,683 --> 02:00:01,974
Yeah, and her.
1489
02:00:09,660 --> 02:00:13,225
Shit, shit, shit.
1490
02:00:20,103 --> 02:00:22,234
Look...
1491
02:00:22,440 --> 02:00:25,571
Let's be adult about this, shall we?
1492
02:00:26,743 --> 02:00:30,012
Yeah, adult. That's the word.
1493
02:00:30,013 --> 02:00:33,049
Anything I can do,
you can do better. Feel free.
1494
02:00:33,050 --> 02:00:36,286
I won't object if you
have a little fling...
1495
02:00:36,287 --> 02:00:39,453
with that Italian, for example.
1496
02:02:30,134 --> 02:02:32,595
Taking the plunge at last?
1497
02:03:12,409 --> 02:03:15,269
I think I need a drink.
1498
02:03:16,780 --> 02:03:20,572
I said, I think I need a drink.
Can I get you one?
1499
02:03:27,558 --> 02:03:31,293
Can I have a whiskey, please? No ice.
1500
02:03:31,828 --> 02:03:34,263
That was some stunt.
1501
02:03:34,264 --> 02:03:38,000
Pretty good for a guy
with two left feet.
1502
02:03:38,001 --> 02:03:40,036
Well, I don't pretend to be a dancer.
1503
02:03:40,037 --> 02:03:44,329
Just kidding, Nigel.
I'm not so hot myself.
1504
02:03:45,442 --> 02:03:49,734
Will you look at that
Latin lover boy go?
1505
02:03:53,784 --> 02:03:56,983
Watch out. He'll snap her up.
1506
02:04:04,295 --> 02:04:06,662
Almost time.
1507
02:04:06,663 --> 02:04:08,565
Where is that English rose of yours?
1508
02:04:08,566 --> 02:04:10,533
She'll miss all the fun
if she doesn't hurry up.
1509
02:04:10,534 --> 02:04:14,104
Fiona's not much of a sailor.
She's flat out on her bunk.
1510
02:04:14,105 --> 02:04:16,538
That is a disappointment.
1511
02:04:16,539 --> 02:04:19,041
Yeah, yeah.
Dosed herself on Dramamine.
1512
02:04:19,042 --> 02:04:21,745
Pity. Mimi and I were hoping...
1513
02:04:21,746 --> 02:04:24,179
to crack a bottle of champagne
with you later on...
1514
02:04:24,180 --> 02:04:26,116
the two of you.
1515
02:04:26,117 --> 02:04:28,318
A little farewell get-together
with our special friends.
1516
02:04:28,319 --> 02:04:30,586
All right, folks, this is it.
1517
02:04:30,587 --> 02:04:33,456
You got something you want to do
this year you'd better hurry up.
1518
02:04:33,457 --> 02:04:36,725
We've got only about
ten seconds left.
1519
02:04:36,928 --> 02:04:39,129
Nine... eight...
1520
02:04:39,130 --> 02:04:41,431
seven... six...
1521
02:04:41,432 --> 02:04:43,600
five... four...
1522
02:04:43,601 --> 02:04:45,769
three... two...
1523
02:04:45,770 --> 02:04:47,968
one!
1524
02:05:03,720 --> 02:05:05,680
Well, baby?
1525
02:05:10,860 --> 02:05:12,795
Happy days, Oscar.
1526
02:05:12,796 --> 02:05:14,757
Sure.
1527
02:05:15,131 --> 02:05:17,398
Happy days.
1528
02:05:26,643 --> 02:05:29,612
Your good health.
1529
02:05:29,613 --> 02:05:32,614
You notice that I do not say,
"Happy New Year."
1530
02:05:32,615 --> 02:05:34,783
To those whose gaze
is focused on eternity...
1531
02:05:34,784 --> 02:05:37,920
one year is the same as the next.
1532
02:05:37,921 --> 02:05:39,421
You don't say.
1533
02:05:39,422 --> 02:05:41,223
In that case, cheers.
1534
02:05:41,224 --> 02:05:45,362
Deliver a bottle of
champagne to room A-29.
1535
02:05:45,363 --> 02:05:46,695
On my tab.
1536
02:05:46,696 --> 02:05:49,088
Oscar Benton. OK?
1537
02:06:03,614 --> 02:06:05,581
All right, boys and
girls, that'll do.
1538
02:06:05,582 --> 02:06:06,850
Come on, stop that.
1539
02:06:06,851 --> 02:06:09,919
Is this any way to start a new year?
1540
02:06:09,920 --> 02:06:12,653
Peace! Let's have some peace!
1541
02:06:13,057 --> 02:06:16,382
Shalom! Shalom!
1542
02:06:16,860 --> 02:06:20,721
All right, all right.
Settle down, boys and girls.
1543
02:07:17,788 --> 02:07:19,850
Why?
1544
02:07:20,424 --> 02:07:21,824
I thought...
1545
02:07:21,825 --> 02:07:24,092
You thought what?
1546
02:07:24,328 --> 02:07:27,062
But you said...
1547
02:07:27,063 --> 02:07:29,299
I mean, I know how
your story ends now.
1548
02:07:29,300 --> 02:07:30,899
No, you don't.
1549
02:07:30,900 --> 02:07:33,235
Not yet.
1550
02:07:33,236 --> 02:07:35,298
I think...
1551
02:07:36,139 --> 02:07:38,807
I think I've fallen in love with you.
1552
02:07:38,808 --> 02:07:44,979
Come on. I'm just a fantasy,
an amusement on a boring voyage.
1553
02:07:45,582 --> 02:07:48,218
You mean it's still just a game?
1554
02:07:48,219 --> 02:07:51,282
Did I ever say it wasn't?
1555
02:07:51,755 --> 02:07:54,089
But...
1556
02:07:54,090 --> 02:07:56,925
I'm truly, sincerely
in love with you.
1557
02:07:56,926 --> 02:08:00,195
That's why you will never have me.
1558
02:08:04,200 --> 02:08:06,536
You're hurting me terribly.
1559
02:08:06,537 --> 02:08:09,138
The way you're hurting your wife?
1560
02:08:09,139 --> 02:08:11,707
She doesn't know about us.
She knows nothing.
1561
02:08:11,708 --> 02:08:14,841
She's looking right at us.
1562
02:08:22,319 --> 02:08:23,719
Having a good time?
1563
02:08:23,720 --> 02:08:26,021
Darling, this is wonderful.
1564
02:08:26,022 --> 02:08:28,524
- Yes, isn't it?
- How are you feeling?
1565
02:08:28,525 --> 02:08:31,027
Good as new,
thanks to your ministrations.
1566
02:08:31,028 --> 02:08:32,194
There.
1567
02:08:32,195 --> 02:08:35,497
Now you can make your
New Year's resolutions.
1568
02:08:35,498 --> 02:08:38,534
Do you think it's safe to
drink on an empty stomach?
1569
02:08:38,535 --> 02:08:41,600
Who wants to be safe?
1570
02:08:43,006 --> 02:08:44,908
I'm feeling dangerous tonight.
1571
02:08:44,909 --> 02:08:47,242
That's the spirit, Fiona.
1572
02:08:47,243 --> 02:08:48,912
I knew that your presence...
1573
02:08:48,913 --> 02:08:51,915
would add a little spice
to tonight's proceedings.
1574
02:08:51,916 --> 02:08:54,250
That was a very kind
thought of yours.
1575
02:08:54,251 --> 02:08:55,585
I've never seen my husband...
1576
02:08:55,586 --> 02:08:58,420
in action with another woman before.
1577
02:08:58,421 --> 02:09:01,424
Oscar had me woken with
a bottle of champagne.
1578
02:09:01,425 --> 02:09:02,925
You call that action?
1579
02:09:02,926 --> 02:09:06,718
I don't think he was
getting anywhere with her.
1580
02:09:08,631 --> 02:09:10,922
It's a shame.
1581
02:10:48,865 --> 02:10:52,468
Maybe I made a mistake
about you, Nigel.
1582
02:10:52,469 --> 02:10:56,169
Maybe your wife would've
been a better bet.
1583
02:11:06,617 --> 02:11:08,016
Come on, stop sulking, man.
1584
02:11:08,017 --> 02:11:12,088
You ought to be glad they're
getting it on so well.
1585
02:11:12,089 --> 02:11:15,590
Come on. Put a funny hat on.
It'll make you feel better.
1586
02:11:15,591 --> 02:11:18,587
Throw some streamers at them.
1587
02:11:24,735 --> 02:11:26,069
Attaboy!
1588
02:11:26,070 --> 02:11:28,604
It's the "Titanic" all over again!
1589
02:11:28,605 --> 02:11:32,508
Nearer my God to thee
1590
02:11:32,509 --> 02:11:36,244
Nearer to thee
1591
02:12:04,675 --> 02:12:06,908
I know how you feel, Nigel.
1592
02:12:06,909 --> 02:12:09,112
I've been a loser all my life.
1593
02:12:09,113 --> 02:12:10,613
Join the club.
1594
02:12:10,614 --> 02:12:12,448
Don't touch me!
1595
02:12:12,449 --> 02:12:14,951
If you weren't a cripple,
I'd knock your fucking head off.
1596
02:12:14,952 --> 02:12:16,952
Go ahead if it'll help.
1597
02:12:16,953 --> 02:12:18,320
I deserve your hatred.
1598
02:12:18,321 --> 02:12:21,454
I'm abominable. I'm pathetic.
1599
02:12:25,763 --> 02:12:27,763
No, not that way, Nigel.
1600
02:12:27,764 --> 02:12:29,265
Nigel, you better hurry.
1601
02:12:29,266 --> 02:12:32,830
There'll be nothing left for you.
1602
02:12:37,174 --> 02:12:40,999
Bloody hell!
1603
02:13:47,243 --> 02:13:49,341
Is she here?
1604
02:14:04,828 --> 02:14:09,965
Did you ever see such an
allegory of grace and beauty?
1605
02:14:09,966 --> 02:14:14,793
Two nymphs sleeping off
their amatory exertions.
1606
02:14:16,440 --> 02:14:18,608
You really missed something, Nigel.
1607
02:14:18,609 --> 02:14:22,577
Fiona was a revelation.
1608
02:14:22,578 --> 02:14:25,778
All fire.
1609
02:14:26,884 --> 02:14:32,587
I doubt if you've ever
really made the most of her.
1610
02:14:33,690 --> 02:14:35,258
Swine!
1611
02:14:35,259 --> 02:14:39,391
Get your goddamn hands off me.
1612
02:14:46,502 --> 02:14:49,031
You prick.
1613
02:14:52,341 --> 02:14:55,444
You don't deserve to hear
the rest of my story.
1614
02:14:55,445 --> 02:14:57,679
My.
1615
02:14:57,680 --> 02:14:59,114
Here, give it.
1616
02:14:59,115 --> 02:15:01,383
Just give me that thing, all right?
1617
02:15:01,384 --> 02:15:04,287
Otherwise you're going to hurt somebody.
Come on, man, Don't be a bloody fool.
1618
02:15:04,288 --> 02:15:06,680
- Give it to me.
- Hurt somebody?
1619
02:15:09,960 --> 02:15:12,351
Not anymore.
1620
02:15:18,901 --> 02:15:22,296
We were just too greedy, baby.
1621
02:15:23,739 --> 02:15:26,007
That was all.
1622
02:16:05,114 --> 02:16:06,448
Hello, sweetheart.
1623
02:16:06,449 --> 02:16:10,515
My father says to wish
you a Happy New Year.
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