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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,019 --> 00:00:06,440 Chosen from among all others by the immortal elders Solomon, Hercules, 2 00:00:06,620 --> 00:00:12,040 Atlas, Zeus, Achilles, Mercury, Billy Batson and his mentor travel the 3 00:00:12,040 --> 00:00:16,760 highways and byways of the land on a never-ending mission to right wrongs, to 4 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:21,760 develop understanding, and to seek justice for all. In time of dire need, 5 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:25,780 young Billy has been granted the power by the immortals to summon awesome 6 00:00:25,780 --> 00:00:28,240 forces at the utterance of a single word. 7 00:00:35,850 --> 00:00:40,130 A word which transforms him in a flash into the mightiest of mortal beings. 8 00:00:41,010 --> 00:00:42,570 Captain Marvel! 9 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:19,440 Nervous, Susie? 10 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:23,380 Nervous? What's to be nervous with an experienced pilot like you? Well, your 11 00:01:23,380 --> 00:01:25,420 license is almost 24 hours old. 12 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:26,760 I like the way you think. 13 00:01:53,290 --> 00:01:54,950 Don't you ever go any place without that tape recorder. 14 00:01:55,310 --> 00:01:56,310 No, never. 15 00:01:56,710 --> 00:01:58,050 It's my security blanket. 16 00:02:01,350 --> 00:02:02,350 Clear it! 17 00:02:11,150 --> 00:02:13,610 Would you mind turning it off for a second so I can call the tower and get 18 00:02:13,610 --> 00:02:14,610 permission to text? 19 00:02:15,110 --> 00:02:16,110 Alright, sir. 20 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:17,790 Roger, and all that kind of stuff. 21 00:02:23,630 --> 00:02:27,530 Tower, this is 3628 Victor at the north end taxi for takeoff, over. 22 00:02:28,810 --> 00:02:31,710 28, Victor, taxi for takeoff. I'm impressed. 23 00:02:32,990 --> 00:02:35,550 Wait till you see how impressed my brother is when he finds out we flew 24 00:02:35,550 --> 00:02:36,550 into his wedding. 25 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,380 That, my boy, is the way the game of checkers is supposed to be played. You 26 00:03:02,380 --> 00:03:03,380 owe me $7 million. 27 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:05,440 $6 million. 28 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,740 I'll play you the limerick game. Double or nothing. 29 00:03:08,060 --> 00:03:09,060 All right, you're on. 30 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:10,240 Five-second limit. 31 00:03:10,460 --> 00:03:11,460 Right. 32 00:03:11,780 --> 00:03:14,460 Whoever fails to come up with a line in five seconds loses. 33 00:03:15,340 --> 00:03:16,340 Okay. 34 00:03:16,860 --> 00:03:17,860 Who starts? 35 00:03:18,900 --> 00:03:22,200 Since I'm about to become a multimillionaire, you may begin. 36 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:28,060 There once was a man from Detroit. 37 00:03:31,179 --> 00:03:34,760 Detroit. Who at quite was extremely adroit. 38 00:03:36,980 --> 00:03:39,160 So one day he tore. 39 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:41,420 Tore, tore. 40 00:03:42,220 --> 00:03:44,240 The pants that he wore. 41 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,220 Just in time. 42 00:03:51,980 --> 00:03:53,760 So instead he played in a squait. 43 00:03:55,140 --> 00:03:56,140 Squait? 44 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:59,820 That's S-K-I-R-T. It's pronounced skirt. 45 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:04,690 Not if you're from Brooklyn. Well, you don't come from Brooklyn. Well, if I did 46 00:04:04,690 --> 00:04:06,350 come from Brooklyn, that's how you pronounce it. 47 00:04:06,750 --> 00:04:08,430 Or even. Oh, no, no. 48 00:04:10,090 --> 00:04:11,910 I'm leaving this to Solomon, the judge. 49 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:15,210 The elders. 50 00:04:17,269 --> 00:04:18,269 You think they heard you? 51 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:34,600 fleet and strong and wise, appear before my seeking eyes. 52 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:40,000 Greetings, Billy. 53 00:04:40,660 --> 00:04:41,660 Greetings, Elvis. 54 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:47,460 We would speak to you of pride, Billy. A two-edged sword. 55 00:04:48,020 --> 00:04:50,800 One edge is clean and bright. 56 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:56,700 Pride in others and in self would justify what the other end is dull and 57 00:04:56,700 --> 00:05:01,920 horny. Pride that blinds a man to common sense that prevents a man from asking 58 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:07,440 for help when he needs it. And there are times when every man needs help. Even 59 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:08,460 Captain Marvel. 60 00:05:08,780 --> 00:05:09,780 Captain Marvel? 61 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:11,120 Even he. 62 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:12,680 I don't understand. 63 00:05:13,060 --> 00:05:19,620 You will, Billy, when the time is right. And before we go, tell Mentor I declare 64 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:22,080 the Limerick game a draw. 65 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:24,400 Farewell, Billy. 66 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,040 There's a lot of water down there. 67 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:34,220 That's why they call it an ocean. 68 00:05:34,980 --> 00:05:37,200 If it was just a little water, they'd call it the Pacific Lake. 69 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:38,920 Funny. 70 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:43,200 Listen, do you really know where you're going? 71 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:46,140 I mean, I'm not the world's greatest swimmer, you know. 72 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:50,180 Suzie, this compass has headed straight for Santa Barbara Airport. 73 00:05:51,140 --> 00:05:52,560 You just sit back and relax. 74 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,020 Leave it behind us. 75 00:06:02,060 --> 00:06:04,060 You haven't said a word in the past two hours, Billy. 76 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:05,440 What's bothering you? 77 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,960 Well, what the elders said about Captain Marvel needing help. 78 00:06:08,540 --> 00:06:11,840 Did they mean he was going to, or was it a figure of speech, or what? 79 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:15,300 But, Billy, you know by now the elders don't talk just to make conversation. 80 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:17,660 And your worrying about it isn't going to help. 81 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,780 I'm sure you'll find out what they meant when the time comes. 82 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:22,780 I suppose you're right. 83 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:29,680 Shouldn't we be seeing Santa Barbara by now? 84 00:06:30,539 --> 00:06:31,780 Don't be such a worrywart. 85 00:06:32,820 --> 00:06:35,300 Probably just a little headwind holding us back. We'll make it. 86 00:06:36,260 --> 00:06:37,860 Why don't you place something on your security blanket? 87 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:39,900 Okay. 88 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,180 No. What's the matter? 89 00:06:51,260 --> 00:06:52,260 Give me that thing. 90 00:07:04,650 --> 00:07:05,650 Tell me what's going on. 91 00:07:07,210 --> 00:07:09,130 We've been off 10 degrees this whole time. 92 00:07:10,150 --> 00:07:12,910 Does that mean you don't know where we are? Well, not exactly. 93 00:07:14,970 --> 00:07:17,430 Well, isn't there anybody you can ask? 94 00:07:18,450 --> 00:07:21,870 Susie, I can take care of myself. I'm not going to put out a mayday and make 95 00:07:21,870 --> 00:07:22,870 everyone think I'm lost. 96 00:07:23,030 --> 00:07:24,030 Well, aren't you? 97 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,410 Well, none of them need any help. 98 00:07:29,210 --> 00:07:30,210 Hey, Billy! 99 00:07:30,270 --> 00:07:31,270 Billy, I got a big one! 100 00:07:31,550 --> 00:07:32,550 Hang on! 101 00:07:33,660 --> 00:07:34,599 Must weigh a ton. 102 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:35,419 Need any help? 103 00:07:35,420 --> 00:07:38,920 No, no, no, no. It's all right. It feels like a whale. 104 00:07:39,420 --> 00:07:41,980 Well, it's either a whale or you'll pull out the plug and we'll lose the whole 105 00:07:41,980 --> 00:07:42,980 ocean. 106 00:07:43,140 --> 00:07:44,140 Here it comes. 107 00:07:47,380 --> 00:07:48,840 Hey, I hear they're delicious when they're fresh. 108 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:52,000 The only problem is you've got to cook them a long time until they're tender. 109 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:01,360 There's the sun, right? 110 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:02,940 So we'll just turn right. 111 00:08:06,250 --> 00:08:07,750 And then we'll follow it all the way to the beach. 112 00:08:08,410 --> 00:08:09,790 And then we'll follow the coast. 113 00:08:11,270 --> 00:08:12,270 What's that? 114 00:08:14,390 --> 00:08:15,390 We're running out of gas. 115 00:08:22,490 --> 00:08:23,790 Hey, the plane's in trouble. 116 00:08:24,990 --> 00:08:26,110 It's never going to make it to the beach. 117 00:08:26,710 --> 00:08:27,710 They're going to crash. 118 00:08:27,810 --> 00:08:28,810 Maybe not. 119 00:08:31,750 --> 00:08:32,750 Je sais. 120 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:52,400 Anything we can do? 121 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:53,520 Susie, I'm doing it. 122 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:57,680 Well, what about that other thing that Mayday? No, no, I'm not going to look 123 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:59,320 like a fool. I can take care of this thing myself. 124 00:09:32,650 --> 00:09:33,650 He's gonna help! 125 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:38,040 Oh, thank you so much, Captain Marvel. I really thought we had it. 126 00:10:38,460 --> 00:10:40,300 Well, that was a bad place to have your engine quit. 127 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:42,320 Oh, it didn't quit. We ran out of gas. 128 00:10:43,150 --> 00:10:45,310 You were doing that far from land when you were low on gas. 129 00:10:45,670 --> 00:10:49,510 Well, the compass went cuckoo because of my tape recorder, but Don, he didn't 130 00:10:49,510 --> 00:10:50,730 even know it till it was too late. 131 00:10:51,130 --> 00:10:52,130 Everybody all right? 132 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:53,390 Yes, sir. 133 00:10:53,910 --> 00:10:54,910 Everything's fine. 134 00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:57,910 You didn't need to bother Captain Marvel. I probably could have landed the 135 00:10:57,910 --> 00:10:58,829 bird myself. 136 00:10:58,830 --> 00:10:59,830 But thanks anyway. 137 00:11:00,830 --> 00:11:02,810 Well, we better get going to Santa Barbara if we're going to make it for 138 00:11:02,810 --> 00:11:03,769 that wedding. 139 00:11:03,770 --> 00:11:05,350 Well, maybe we could give you a lift, huh? 140 00:11:06,010 --> 00:11:07,770 Oh, no, thank you. I can take care of it from here. 141 00:11:08,510 --> 00:11:11,450 Shouldn't you cancel a May Day before you leave? Oh, I didn't send a May Day. 142 00:11:12,050 --> 00:11:13,050 You didn't? 143 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:16,150 Well, no way. I figure if you can't do it yourself, don't do it. I mean, I 144 00:11:16,150 --> 00:11:17,150 don't ask for help from nobody. 145 00:11:18,410 --> 00:11:20,250 Oh, everybody needs help at times. 146 00:11:20,610 --> 00:11:22,810 No, sir, not me. I stand on my own two feet. 147 00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:24,330 I don't owe anybody anything. 148 00:11:25,170 --> 00:11:26,170 Let's get going. 149 00:11:26,570 --> 00:11:27,570 Goodbye. 150 00:11:27,670 --> 00:11:28,990 Thanks again, Captain Marvel. 151 00:11:32,010 --> 00:11:34,730 I'm afraid that young man is headed for serious trouble eventually. 152 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:50,260 I like being down here better than flying. It's so much nicer to be able to 153 00:11:50,260 --> 00:11:51,520 smell things and touch them. 154 00:11:52,180 --> 00:11:55,300 It's a lot better being out here than cooped up in a hot city. 155 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:56,560 Uh-huh. 156 00:11:57,260 --> 00:11:58,880 Except for people who do that. 157 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,300 Wouldn't you think the people that came out here would know better? 158 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,840 Come on, let's get him a fast cleanup job, okay? 159 00:12:42,019 --> 00:12:43,520 What is it? 160 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,200 You smell something? 161 00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:48,560 Smoke. Yeah, I think so. 162 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:50,760 Hey, look. 163 00:12:52,340 --> 00:12:56,420 Smoke. If there's a forest fire this time of the year, it could go like 164 00:12:56,420 --> 00:12:58,400 lightning. You call the fire department. 165 00:12:58,620 --> 00:12:59,620 I'll take a look. 166 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:03,680 You should see it. 167 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:34,840 as bad as it looks? 168 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,680 Worse. It's completely out of control. 169 00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:39,120 I'm going to need some help on this one. 170 00:13:39,420 --> 00:13:40,420 Are those kids in there? 171 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,120 I'm afraid they are. 172 00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:44,940 But there are a lot of animals in there, too. 173 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,640 Is there anything I can do to help? 174 00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:49,119 Call the elders. 175 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,040 I'm going back to see if there's any way to locate those kids. 176 00:14:43,630 --> 00:14:45,050 Listen, you've got to get out of here while you can. 177 00:14:45,290 --> 00:14:46,390 Just go. Go ahead. 178 00:14:46,630 --> 00:14:47,629 No. 179 00:14:47,630 --> 00:14:50,150 There's nothing you can do to help me. Just go. 180 00:14:50,410 --> 00:14:51,550 No, I'm not going. 181 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:57,350 Oh, elders, faith and strong and wise, appear before my peeking eye. 182 00:14:57,650 --> 00:14:58,850 We hear you, Captain. 183 00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:05,170 And we know your problem. There is only one person in the world who can aid 184 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:07,510 Captain Marvel in his present situation. 185 00:15:07,930 --> 00:15:10,990 Her identity is as secret as his. 186 00:15:11,570 --> 00:15:13,130 But in this case... 187 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:16,870 We will reveal it to you. You must go to her, Mentor. 188 00:15:17,310 --> 00:15:19,190 Immediately. Time is short. 189 00:15:20,770 --> 00:15:21,770 Come in. 190 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,090 Miss Andrea Thomas? 191 00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:28,650 Yes? 192 00:15:29,230 --> 00:15:31,510 What can I do for you, Mr... Mentor. 193 00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:34,350 A friend of mine has a very grave problem. 194 00:15:34,670 --> 00:15:37,270 I've been told that you're the only person who can help solve it. 195 00:15:38,290 --> 00:15:39,290 You've been told? 196 00:15:40,210 --> 00:15:41,210 By whom? 197 00:15:44,650 --> 00:15:45,449 The elders. 198 00:15:45,450 --> 00:15:47,270 The elders sent you to see me? 199 00:15:47,650 --> 00:15:49,330 They told me who you really are. 200 00:15:49,850 --> 00:15:50,850 Isis. 201 00:15:51,270 --> 00:15:52,950 Your friend, who is he? 202 00:15:53,670 --> 00:15:54,670 Captain Marvel. 203 00:15:56,510 --> 00:15:57,510 Captain Marvel. 204 00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:01,250 I think you should tell me the whole story, Mr. Mentor. 205 00:16:08,730 --> 00:16:11,410 Oh, mighty Isis. 206 00:16:27,550 --> 00:16:29,810 Holland, let me ride thy mighty wind. 207 00:16:51,930 --> 00:16:55,390 It's no use, Susie. I can't make it any farther. Don, we're going to try. 208 00:16:56,940 --> 00:16:59,320 We'll maybe lie in the river and wait for the fire to pass over us. No, 209 00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:01,500 there's not enough water there to save us from the heat. 210 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:03,980 Susie, you can make it alone. Please go. 211 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,200 No, no. 212 00:17:28,270 --> 00:17:29,270 I got to go to the students. 213 00:17:41,330 --> 00:17:42,970 Holy moly! 214 00:17:43,590 --> 00:17:44,590 Dad! 215 00:17:45,510 --> 00:17:47,430 I love you! 216 00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:56,950 Hang on, kids. 217 00:17:57,900 --> 00:17:58,900 Reinforcements are on the way. 218 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,300 Help me fight thy enemy's fire. 219 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,160 Lay right there, Susie. I'll cover your boat. 220 00:19:04,430 --> 00:19:06,670 Welcome, Isis. Yes, welcome, Isis. 221 00:19:07,010 --> 00:19:09,590 Captain Marvel, I'm very glad to meet you at last. 222 00:19:09,870 --> 00:19:11,910 You have no idea how glad we are. 223 00:19:12,130 --> 00:19:14,430 Yes, thank you, Isis. Thank you very much. 224 00:19:14,690 --> 00:19:17,350 That goes double for me. I think I've learned something very important. 225 00:19:17,630 --> 00:19:20,690 If a man like Captain Marvel can accept help, I sure can. 226 00:19:21,130 --> 00:19:22,130 You're right, Don. 227 00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:23,710 That's a very important lesson. 228 00:19:24,810 --> 00:19:26,330 I'd like to add my thanks to theirs. 229 00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:28,350 No need. It was truly my pleasure. 230 00:19:29,430 --> 00:19:30,930 May I ask one more favor? 231 00:19:31,210 --> 00:19:32,270 Of course. Anything. 232 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:37,970 Promise me that if you ever need me, any time, any place, you'll call me? 233 00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:39,350 I promise. 234 00:19:39,530 --> 00:19:41,170 And now, I must go. 235 00:19:41,450 --> 00:19:42,570 Farewell, all. Goodbye. 236 00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:43,850 Goodbye. Goodbye. 237 00:19:48,370 --> 00:19:48,810 A 238 00:19:48,810 --> 00:19:55,650 little 239 00:19:55,650 --> 00:19:57,230 soap and water and you'll be new people. 240 00:19:57,770 --> 00:19:59,730 I don't know if I want to have things go that far. 241 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,920 I kind of like the old Suzy. Well, I think I'm going to like the new Don 242 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:04,920 better. 243 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:10,320 Don's figured out that a man that's too stiff to bend is level to break when the 244 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,320 pressure's on. 245 00:20:11,740 --> 00:20:13,520 No, and he's going to ask for help when he needs it. 246 00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:15,420 Is that right, Don? 247 00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:16,439 You bet. 248 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:17,440 Starting now. 249 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,600 I don't know how far I can hike with this old gimpy leg. 250 00:20:19,980 --> 00:20:20,980 How about a lift? 251 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,760 Oh, sure, sure. Let's get him inside. 252 00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:43,540 . . 17827