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[pages flipping]
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[crickets, creepy music]
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Curses! Get 'em, boys!
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[knonks head]
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Who are you?
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[blade klinks, punch]
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I am the Robot Ninja...
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and remember, kids,
drugs are not cool!
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Oh Robot Ninja, you're my hero!
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Courageous citizens like you are
the real heroes...
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[laughing at TV dialogue] - I
did not thee, little sprite.
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Dost thou know the form that
thee just took? [continues]
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Boy, this was the best
deal I ever made
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letting NBC pick up the
domestic rights
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to market this character as
a television show!
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And to think that Lennie
Miller was so opposed to
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having the show be a campy one
like the Batman show in the '60s!
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Lennie Miller's just an
uptight artist.
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He hates the fact that
everybody's pegging
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Robot Ninja as the new Batman.
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Look...lookit that!
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If only I could see you
without your mask...
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Oh...oh-oh...
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I wonder what Lennie thinks
about this week's episode...
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Will the Robot Ninja escape the evil
clutches of the Weeping Forest??
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Find out next week on TV 5...
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same Ninja-time, same
Ninja-channel!
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Man, this show's better
than the old Batman!
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I hear ya bud, I hear ya!
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Is Russ in the editing suite?
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Has anybody seen Russ?
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Where's Russ?
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Good evening, Mister Miller...
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[voices arguing in distance]
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Give me a wipe...
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hey, who pays you?
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Do I pay you or does
this bozo pay you?
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Lennie! Lennie, how you doin'?
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I'm glad you-- eh--made it!!
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Cut the shit, Rip. Get
to the point.
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What's the deal with the
television show?
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Uh, uh, Lennie, uh, I want you
to meet the show's director...
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uh...uh, Joey McHeister...
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and this is the show's producer
over here, this is Greg Lange...
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Yeah, yeah, kid, it's
good to meet ya.
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Man, gimme the wipe. The wipe.
THE WIPE!
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Thank you.
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Uh, so, uh Rip tells me you got
a little problem here
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so why don't you cut the crap
and let's get rig ht to it.
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Uh, Lennie, c'mon, jump in!
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Uh, tell these quacks what you think about
all this... tell 'em yer side of it!
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C'mon, Rip... you're supposed to
be the agent here...
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I'm the comic-book artist,
remember?
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Now look, McHeister, we think that
you should be a little more--
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No, you look. Amsco Comics contracted us
to create this wonder show. Right Greg?
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Yea h, whatever.
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Right. Now look, we saw a lot of
potential with this character.
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- Right. - I mean it works
great in the comics...
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and Lennie's the
hottest artist since
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this clown who invented that
Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles crap.
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But this Robot Ninja...
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it ain't reality! Rig ht Greg??
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- Yeah, whatever. - You guys don't
give a shit about this character...
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not one of you bastards.
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Now listen, Miller... our
contract allows us a
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certain amount of creative
leeway with your character.
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Rip, tell your boy here, we've got the hottest
TV show since Batman on our hands here!
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- Well I think that--
-This is bullshit... all of this!
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Do what you want with
Robot Ninja...
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fuckin'cut out his guts for
television. See if I care.
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I'll show you what the Robot
Ninja is really about.
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Do what you wanna do in your
funny book, Miller!
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Your publisher loves
Robot Ninja our way!
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Whatever...
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We'll do lunch.
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[TV show playing]
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Um, great show, Mister Miller.
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[electrical sparks]
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[TV crashes to floor]
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[door slams]
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(dark music)
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(dramatic music)
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(distant thunder)
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Can I get you anything else?
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No thank you. It was very good.
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Well... ready to go?
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Are you kidding? I've been waiting
for this night for a year now.
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Let's go!
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Be right back... gotta
pay the bill.
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I'll be here.
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Thank you for dinner.
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Now for the dessert!
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[car starts nearby]
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[car door closes]
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[scream]
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Susan!!
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[tires squeal]
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Get 'er Revelle...
teach that slut!
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You ain't much of a man, man...
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Leave him alone, you animal...
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What he's gettin'ain't nothin'
compared to what I'm gonna do to you!
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No...
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[opens zipper]
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[laughing]
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Let's see what kind of fun I can
have with you, sweetie...
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[car engine sputters]
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Goddamn it, not again!
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What the fuck, Sculley?
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It's Revelle's fuckin'
radiator repair again!
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Watch it, fucker! I'm gonna
pile drive your ass!
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I told you I ain't no fuckin'
Mister Goodwrench!
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Alright, cut the shit.
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Sculley, get out and fix the fucker
and let's get the fuck home.
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Dammit!
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[sobbing inside van]
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Shit!
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Hello, yes, I want to report a
possible assault...
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So that's the way it's done, eh,
babe?
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What the fuck? Who the
hell is that?
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Let's get these two
outside...c'mon!
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Hey, where you guys takin'them?
I'm almost through--
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Take a look over there,
ass-wipe!
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Aw, shit.
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[car door opens]
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Stop it!
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Go fuck yourself, asshole!
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Sculley, let's fix the van and
get outta here...
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(car door closes)
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Don't do it... don't do it,
hero-man...
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Leave her alone, you son of a
bitch... [kick to crotch]
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Yeah!!
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Run, Susan, run!!
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[gunshot]
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[gunshot]
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[gunshot]
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[gunshot]
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[footsteps approaching]
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C'mere, ya son of a bitch...
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[stabs throat]
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[stabs throat]
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[stabs throat]
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[stabs throat]
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[gurgling]
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[multiple gunshots]
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Bastard! [kicks victim]
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[multiple gunshots]
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Son of a bitch!! [kicks
victim again]
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I showed that fuckhead...
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Yeah, I got our hero-boy, too...
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[laughter]
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[distant siren]
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Let's go boy, we've had our fun!
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[van doors open]
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Move it, boy, the
pigs're comin'!
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[van door slides shut]
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[van tires squeal]
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[police siren approaches]
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No...
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No, dammit...
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[police siren arrives]
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[car door opens]
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Dispatch, this is Hickox.
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I've got three bodies...
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two dead, one male, one female.
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One alive, male.
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Send an ambulance.
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(off screen radio response)
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You are very lucky you didn't
get much more than
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just some bumps and bruises,
Leonard Miller.
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Now...what the hell possessed
you to help those poor people?
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You should have seen them,
Goodknight...
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it was the worst thing
I've ever seen.
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Ah, yes, so Officer
Hickox told me.
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[car door opens]
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You're very lucky to be alive,
no?
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It scared the shit out of me,
doc.
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I should hope so. Now get in.
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Dumkauf artists.
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This is gonna be the one, doc.
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I'm gonna use this thing as the
new Robot Ninja story.
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That sounds very good, Leonard.
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Yeah, I'll show those
boneheads at the network
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how to make Robot Ninja work.
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I'm sure you will, Leonard.
I'm sure you will.
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(somber music)
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"Don't do it..."
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"don't do it, hero-man..."
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"Run, Susan, run!!"
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[Echoed gunshots]
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"Leave her alone!"
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[More echoed gunshots]
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[Echoed stabs]
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[Echoed gunshots]
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"Let's go boy, we've
had our fun...!"
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Well, Mister Coleslaw...
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This, uh, Bayou-Man comic book
certainly is an interesting concept.
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You really think so? It took me
hours to get it this good!
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Mmm.Well, it certainly
looks like it.
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Yeah, it's, uh, it's not bad.
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But you see, Marty...
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the problem is, our star artist,
Leonard Miller...
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has a character
called Bog-Thing.
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And uh, I really hate to
tell you this, but...
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I'm afraid he's going to have to
take priority over you--
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No, no dammit!
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Everywhere I go it's Leonard Miller this!
Leonard Miller that!
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Leonard Miller can suck sheep shit
through a Crazy Straw for all I care!
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Do you see these hands?
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These hands are insured for
ten -- count it --
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ten thousand dollars
and I will not--
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[Screams in pain]
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Mister Coleslaw, are
you alright?
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I'm fine...
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and I'm leaving!!
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[Slams head on door]
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Here's the proofs for the new issue
of Lizard Boy comics, Mister Kane...
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Thank you.
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Have you seen these?
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Robot Ninja, huh?
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It doesn't look like
the TV show!
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That's the problem.
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Miss Barbeau, would you please call
Leonard Miller on the phone...
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right away.
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You got it, chief!
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Holy shemp, I wish I had.
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What the hell is this
boy thinking?
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[Intercom beeps]
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Yes.
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Mister Kane...Lennie
Miller on line one.
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Thank you, Miss Barbeau.
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Hello Lennie!
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How are things in Ridgway?
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Just fine, Stanley,
what's the problem?
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Did you get the new pages of the
Robot Ninja comic?
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Yes, Leonard. That is
the problem.
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I thought we'd agreed to
do the new series
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as an adaptation of the
television show.
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It's getting great press,
y'know?
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"Yeah, well I had a talk about
that the other night
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with my agent and the show's
director and producer."
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We...didn't see eye-to-eye on
the show's concept.
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I told them that you both can fuck
up the show as much as you want
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but the comic's still my baby.
That's our contract, remember?
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"Yes, Lennie, of course..."
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Look...
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how about if we release this new
story as a graphic novel.
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- It'll sell more copies and I--
- "Bullshitsky, Stan."
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You're not rakin' me over
the coals this time.
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You're printin'this damned
story or I fuckin'quit.
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You got that?
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Yes...yes, Len, I'll print it.
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But I guarantee you, when your
damned contract expires this May
253
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we're going to have a
serious talk.
254
00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:07,584
Why, I had an artist in
here ten minutes ago
255
00:20:07,876 --> 00:20:08,917
just as talented as you
256
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,667
and he wants to do a new
creature-in-the-swamp series
257
00:20:11,959 --> 00:20:13,334
and I-- [Dial tone]
258
00:20:15,501 --> 00:20:16,626
[hangs up receiver]
259
00:20:17,876 --> 00:20:19,417
Damned artists.
260
00:20:23,709 --> 00:20:25,251
Robot Ninja...
261
00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:32,417
Damn publishers.
262
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:33,834
[TV powers on]
263
00:20:34,126 --> 00:20:35,501
"...small village of
Ridgway this day."
264
00:20:35,792 --> 00:20:39,501
Late last night, a witness saw
what appeared to be two men
265
00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:43,542
brutalize and rape a young woman
at the Ridgway Plaza
266
00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:46,917
"...on the corner of Cleveland
and Mogadore Roads."
267
00:20:47,209 --> 00:20:48,959
The police have no
leads on this...
268
00:20:49,251 --> 00:20:53,001
the fifth such brutal crime in
Ridgway this month.
269
00:20:53,292 --> 00:20:55,209
Next we'll have Dan with weather
270
00:20:55,501 --> 00:20:58,626
"and then The Bud will recap the
Browns' loss at the stadium..."
271
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,251
Dammit...
272
00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:03,251
(sinister music)
273
00:21:21,167 --> 00:21:22,251
Doc!
274
00:21:23,126 --> 00:21:24,167
What is it, Leonard?
275
00:21:24,459 --> 00:21:26,959
Can't you see I'm playing "Lords
of the Rising Sun"?
276
00:21:27,792 --> 00:21:29,709
I've almost got this Ninja beat!
277
00:21:31,001 --> 00:21:33,126
Ha-ha! I got through it!
278
00:21:37,792 --> 00:21:39,167
What is it now, Leonard?
279
00:21:39,459 --> 00:21:41,209
You've gotta help me, doc.
280
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:44,167
I just got this
great idea today!
281
00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:47,959
I want you to build me a suit...
282
00:21:48,251 --> 00:21:49,792
a real one, not some
Halloween costume!
283
00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:52,792
Robot Ninja? What the hell for?
284
00:21:53,084 --> 00:21:55,417
I just need it. It's gotta be
built like a tank...
285
00:21:55,709 --> 00:21:57,334
padding, plating, the
whole nine yards!
286
00:21:57,626 --> 00:21:58,876
You want to be the Robot Ninja?
287
00:21:59,209 --> 00:22:01,792
Who better to fight the thugs
that killed that couple?
288
00:22:02,084 --> 00:22:03,876
Especially that bitch
that kicked my ass.
289
00:22:04,167 --> 00:22:06,376
I figure the costume alone could
kinda freak 'em out.
290
00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:08,542
And if I catch 'em off guard
with this outfit
291
00:22:08,834 --> 00:22:11,667
maybe I can corral 'em long
enough to get the police there.
292
00:22:11,959 --> 00:22:13,917
How the hell do you think
Batman got started?
293
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:16,667
Yes, well, but Batman
was a rich man
294
00:22:16,959 --> 00:22:18,709
in his alter-ego if I
remember correctly.
295
00:22:19,001 --> 00:22:20,459
Don't worry about that,
Good knight.
296
00:22:20,751 --> 00:22:21,917
Buy whatever you want.
297
00:22:22,209 --> 00:22:25,876
I just got paid last week from
royalties on that idiot TV show.
298
00:22:26,667 --> 00:22:29,709
I'm an inventor, not a
costume maker.
299
00:22:42,251 --> 00:22:43,876
Just like this?
300
00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:48,084
Alright, Lennie.
301
00:22:48,376 --> 00:22:50,126
For you, I'll do it.
302
00:22:50,834 --> 00:22:52,084
Thanks, man.
303
00:22:52,376 --> 00:22:54,209
I knew I could count on you.
304
00:22:55,876 --> 00:22:58,084
[In German:] Crazy little man.
305
00:22:58,667 --> 00:23:02,834
[Song: "Eyes Of My Life"
by Rodney Shields]
306
00:24:39,334 --> 00:24:40,834
Weill!
307
00:24:42,917 --> 00:24:46,667
[montage music continues]
308
00:24:48,334 --> 00:24:52,251
[Newscaster:] Late last night a witness
saw what appeared to be two men
309
00:24:52,542 --> 00:24:56,251
brutalize and rape a young woman
at the Ridgway Plaza
310
00:24:56,542 --> 00:24:59,501
on the corner of Cleveland
and Mogadore Roads.
311
00:24:59,792 --> 00:25:05,334
The police have no leads on this, the fifth
such brutal crime in Ridgway this month.
312
00:25:06,542 --> 00:25:08,626
[montage music continues]
313
00:26:29,667 --> 00:26:31,334
Well, Leonard? ls
there a problem?
314
00:26:31,626 --> 00:26:33,292
Almost there!
315
00:26:35,751 --> 00:26:37,251
Here I come!
316
00:26:44,792 --> 00:26:47,459
Well, how do I look?
317
00:26:48,834 --> 00:26:52,834
And there's one more feature
here that I've added.
318
00:26:56,167 --> 00:26:58,167
There. Now try to speak.
319
00:26:59,709 --> 00:27:00,959
Go ahead.
320
00:27:01,251 --> 00:27:02,459
Hello, Good knight...
321
00:27:02,751 --> 00:27:04,251
shit, this is great!
322
00:27:04,834 --> 00:27:07,001
Hold it you thugs, stop there!
323
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:10,959
It's a vocal disguiser that one of the
computer companies wanted me to design.
324
00:27:11,251 --> 00:27:15,751
It's just a prototype, but I think
it will suffice for your needs.
325
00:27:17,459 --> 00:27:19,626
This is fantastic, Good knight!
326
00:27:19,917 --> 00:27:23,167
How can I possibly lose with all
this shit on my side?
327
00:27:24,917 --> 00:27:26,417
I feel invincible!
328
00:27:26,709 --> 00:27:28,209
Yes, well, let's hope so.
329
00:27:28,501 --> 00:27:30,376
[watch beeps]
330
00:27:31,584 --> 00:27:33,417
Well, Leonard, be careful.
331
00:27:34,001 --> 00:27:36,584
I'm going to bed, it has
been a long day.
332
00:27:36,876 --> 00:27:39,542
Yeah, I guess it's time for me
to get out on the prowl.
333
00:27:39,834 --> 00:27:42,001
You mean to tell me you're
going out tonight?
334
00:27:42,334 --> 00:27:43,626
Sure! The longer I wait
335
00:27:43,917 --> 00:27:46,501
the less chance I have of
catching those creeps in the act.
336
00:27:46,792 --> 00:27:48,001
Please be careful.
337
00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:51,167
I really think you should get
some sleep before you do this.
338
00:27:51,459 --> 00:27:52,667
Naw, I'll be fine.
339
00:27:52,959 --> 00:27:54,292
I'm used to no sleep!
340
00:27:54,584 --> 00:27:56,376
Well, alright. Good night, then.
341
00:27:56,667 --> 00:27:58,042
Good night, Goodknight.
342
00:27:58,751 --> 00:28:00,167
Very funny.
343
00:28:00,751 --> 00:28:02,584
I'll just get my stuff and go!
344
00:28:02,876 --> 00:28:04,001
"Fine!"
345
00:28:04,292 --> 00:28:08,876
[ominous music]
346
00:29:18,001 --> 00:29:19,084
[car honks]
347
00:29:29,334 --> 00:29:31,751
Let's go, clerk...
all your bread.
348
00:29:32,042 --> 00:29:33,459
Now.
349
00:29:34,834 --> 00:29:36,709
Sculley, go start up
the escape pod.
350
00:29:37,001 --> 00:29:38,209
Again??
351
00:29:38,501 --> 00:29:39,876
Just do it!
352
00:29:46,001 --> 00:29:47,251
Hurry up, Christopher.
353
00:29:47,542 --> 00:29:50,042
Take the tapes back in and
let's get back home.
354
00:29:50,334 --> 00:29:51,459
Don't snap at me, Christine...
355
00:29:51,751 --> 00:29:55,292
it's not my fault mom forgot to
take these movies back today.
356
00:29:55,584 --> 00:29:57,167
Just go, alright. I
have to get back.
357
00:29:57,459 --> 00:29:59,792
George is supposed to be calling
me any minute now.
358
00:30:00,084 --> 00:30:01,501
All right...
359
00:30:11,292 --> 00:30:13,209
Cameron, in reference to
the Miller case...
360
00:30:13,501 --> 00:30:15,542
check Video World across from
the Ridgway Plaza.
361
00:30:15,834 --> 00:30:17,542
I saw a black van as I drove by
362
00:30:17,834 --> 00:30:20,626
matching the description of the
one involved in that incident.
363
00:30:20,917 --> 00:30:23,751
I'm tied up with this code four
down on Nine-Mile and Middlevale.
364
00:30:24,042 --> 00:30:26,667
Ten-four, I've got an accident
report to finish here
365
00:30:26,959 --> 00:30:30,042
and I'll be right there. E.T.A.
is ten minutes.
366
00:30:30,626 --> 00:30:32,126
(car tires screech)
367
00:30:45,126 --> 00:30:47,459
This is great, I cracked a nail!
368
00:30:49,667 --> 00:30:50,709
Thanks, man...
369
00:30:51,001 --> 00:30:54,126
I knew there was somethin' I
liked about Video World!
370
00:30:56,917 --> 00:30:58,834
And we are outta here!
371
00:31:00,167 --> 00:31:02,709
What is that dumb kid doin' now?
372
00:31:04,792 --> 00:31:06,292
Oh shit!!
373
00:31:13,501 --> 00:31:16,542
Sculley, what the fuck
are you doing?
374
00:31:25,626 --> 00:31:27,376
Who in the fuck?
375
00:31:34,042 --> 00:31:36,334
No false heroics, man!
376
00:31:48,001 --> 00:31:49,376
Oh, man...
377
00:31:49,917 --> 00:31:53,167
Heh...I'm gonna have some fun
with her tonight, man!
378
00:31:54,376 --> 00:31:57,626
C'mon, baby, let's see
them big knockers!
379
00:32:00,126 --> 00:32:02,251
I wouldn't if I were you, man!
380
00:32:12,459 --> 00:32:14,626
You got some kinda death wish,
man?
381
00:32:14,917 --> 00:32:18,876
I am the Robot Ninja,
and I kick ass...
382
00:32:19,167 --> 00:32:20,542
Like hell!
383
00:32:25,084 --> 00:32:26,584
Revelle??
384
00:32:30,751 --> 00:32:32,292
REVELLE!!
385
00:32:50,667 --> 00:32:53,084
You son-of-a-bitch fucker!
386
00:32:57,126 --> 00:32:59,376
Get the hell out of here...now!
387
00:33:01,042 --> 00:33:04,584
[distant police siren]
388
00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:08,209
Christopher, wake up!
Christopher!
389
00:33:30,417 --> 00:33:31,501
I did it!
390
00:33:31,792 --> 00:33:33,584
I did it!
391
00:33:37,751 --> 00:33:39,667
[car door opens]
392
00:33:59,667 --> 00:34:02,751
(car tires squeal)
393
00:34:06,584 --> 00:34:09,001
(car tires squeal)
394
00:34:15,792 --> 00:34:19,167
[sinister music]
395
00:34:30,501 --> 00:34:33,209
(knocks on door)
396
00:34:34,792 --> 00:34:37,251
(knocks on door)
397
00:34:38,501 --> 00:34:40,709
(knocks on door)
398
00:34:42,667 --> 00:34:44,167
(knocks on door)
399
00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:47,084
(knocks on door)
400
00:34:50,751 --> 00:34:52,709
What the hell is this, Leonard?
401
00:34:55,376 --> 00:34:56,709
Good morning, Goodknight.
402
00:34:57,001 --> 00:34:58,126
You killed that boy!
403
00:34:58,417 --> 00:35:01,042
He was just a punk kid...
he deserved it.
404
00:35:01,334 --> 00:35:03,459
No, no, not the punk...
that little boy!!
405
00:35:04,167 --> 00:35:05,667
Oh God.
406
00:35:08,792 --> 00:35:10,584
Dead is Buddy Revelle, age 23
407
00:35:10,876 --> 00:35:12,959
and Christopher Curtis, age 13.
408
00:35:13,251 --> 00:35:15,042
Ridgway Police are
actively pursuing this
409
00:35:15,334 --> 00:35:17,126
masked vigilante's arrest
and conviction
410
00:35:17,417 --> 00:35:19,084
in connection with these deaths.
411
00:35:20,334 --> 00:35:22,459
I didn't kill him...
I saved him!
412
00:35:22,751 --> 00:35:25,584
It was that female thug, she
tossed him to the ground!
413
00:35:25,876 --> 00:35:26,959
That's not how I see it...
414
00:35:27,251 --> 00:35:28,501
and neither do the cops.
415
00:35:28,792 --> 00:35:31,292
And why did you take a bunch of
drugs from my medicine cabinet??
416
00:35:32,959 --> 00:35:34,084
I had to stay awake...
417
00:35:34,792 --> 00:35:36,042
I had to get those guys!
418
00:35:36,334 --> 00:35:38,792
Well no more...
where's the uniform?
419
00:35:39,084 --> 00:35:41,584
No, you're not taking it! I
have to get the girl!
420
00:35:41,876 --> 00:35:44,376
Get the girl... get her like you
got Christopher Curtis?
421
00:35:44,667 --> 00:35:45,792
I don't think so, Leonard...
422
00:35:46,084 --> 00:35:48,292
No, you're not taking it...
not until I'm done.
423
00:35:48,584 --> 00:35:49,751
You are done.
424
00:35:50,042 --> 00:35:51,834
No, you should have seen me,
I was great!!
425
00:35:52,126 --> 00:35:53,876
Oh, I'm sure, now
where's the suit?
426
00:36:07,292 --> 00:36:09,626
Goodknight ht, I'm sorry.
427
00:36:10,334 --> 00:36:11,626
I--
428
00:36:13,542 --> 00:36:15,376
Go tell it to the cops.
429
00:36:16,917 --> 00:36:18,042
Fuck you too.
430
00:36:18,334 --> 00:36:20,126
[door slams]
431
00:36:33,876 --> 00:36:37,834
[pulsing music)
432
00:37:03,917 --> 00:37:04,876
Quiet night.
433
00:37:05,751 --> 00:37:09,584
Yeah... a little too quiet.
434
00:38:20,167 --> 00:38:22,334
C'mere, you son of a bitch!
435
00:38:23,084 --> 00:38:25,167
You're going to end up
like your friend...
436
00:38:25,584 --> 00:38:27,084
Not tonight, Ninja-man...
437
00:38:27,876 --> 00:38:30,584
it's our turn to slice
and dice tonight.
438
00:38:32,167 --> 00:38:33,626
Kill that fucker!!
439
00:38:33,917 --> 00:38:35,334
(cheering)
440
00:38:41,417 --> 00:38:43,334
[blades stab]
441
00:38:49,292 --> 00:38:51,042
Tear his fucking heart out!
442
00:38:51,334 --> 00:38:52,584
Teach him the way it is!!
443
00:38:53,042 --> 00:38:54,959
This is for Revelle, you
Ninja bastard!
444
00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:59,001
You're a dead mother
fucker now...
445
00:39:08,917 --> 00:39:10,417
Jesus!
446
00:39:13,084 --> 00:39:14,584
Shithead!
447
00:39:36,209 --> 00:39:37,917
[Robot Ninja screams]
448
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:41,376
What kind of Robot Ninja
screams in pain??
449
00:39:41,667 --> 00:39:45,292
Yeah...maybe he ain't like on
the TV show, eh boss?
450
00:39:45,584 --> 00:39:47,251
Yeah...maybe he ain't.
451
00:39:49,626 --> 00:39:51,876
Let's see if robots bleed.
452
00:39:54,709 --> 00:39:57,209
Well...what have we here?
453
00:39:57,501 --> 00:39:59,542
It don't look like no
robot to me.
454
00:39:59,834 --> 00:40:01,084
Sure don't. Hold him.
455
00:40:01,376 --> 00:40:02,792
You got it, babe!
456
00:40:04,042 --> 00:40:05,292
[Robot Ninja screams]
457
00:40:07,126 --> 00:40:10,542
Hold still...I'm tryin'
some surgery here!
458
00:40:26,459 --> 00:40:27,917
Hold still, fucker!
459
00:40:28,667 --> 00:40:30,917
Fucker! Fucker! Fucker!
460
00:40:43,501 --> 00:40:46,167
C'mon, let's take him
home and kill him!
461
00:40:58,042 --> 00:40:59,667
Oh...my nuts!
462
00:41:03,167 --> 00:41:04,667
He's getting away!
463
00:41:06,917 --> 00:41:08,417
Forget it, I'll get him!
464
00:41:18,584 --> 00:41:19,834
(siren approaches)
465
00:41:20,126 --> 00:41:22,376
Oh, shit! Not the cops again!
466
00:41:26,001 --> 00:41:27,292
Get up, Sculley...
467
00:41:27,584 --> 00:41:28,959
ya big dickhead.
468
00:41:38,251 --> 00:41:39,751
Hold it!
469
00:41:47,251 --> 00:41:48,751
Don't move!
470
00:42:01,917 --> 00:42:03,251
Dispatch, this is Cameron.
471
00:42:03,542 --> 00:42:05,709
Please send assistance to the
corner of Cleveland and Mogadore.
472
00:42:06,001 --> 00:42:07,126
Two men fleeing in black van...
473
00:42:07,417 --> 00:42:09,417
license number North-
Eastern-Quadrant 549.
474
00:42:09,709 --> 00:42:11,042
Over.
475
00:42:36,209 --> 00:42:39,626
Well, let's see where
hero-man goes, eh?
476
00:42:45,292 --> 00:42:48,876
[eerie music]
477
00:42:59,084 --> 00:43:00,584
Goodknight!
478
00:43:02,042 --> 00:43:03,542
GOODKNIGHT?!
479
00:43:16,334 --> 00:43:21,834
[dreamlike whooshing noise]
480
00:43:25,251 --> 00:43:28,584
[dreamlike whooshing noise]
481
00:43:54,501 --> 00:43:55,751
We gonna tag him now?
482
00:43:56,042 --> 00:43:57,792
No no, let him get rested up.
483
00:43:58,084 --> 00:43:59,917
I don't feel like any
more shit tonight.
484
00:44:00,209 --> 00:44:02,292
We'll come back in the morning.
485
00:44:03,751 --> 00:44:05,667
Doctor Hubert Good knight, eh?
486
00:44:07,042 --> 00:44:08,876
We'll have to pay a visit to the
doctor tomorrow...
487
00:44:10,334 --> 00:44:13,709
try and catch the fucker out of
his little playsuit.
488
00:44:21,542 --> 00:44:24,917
"...and, no surprise, there's
more trouble in Ridgway tonight."
489
00:44:25,209 --> 00:44:27,834
Police report that the
vigilante posing
490
00:44:28,126 --> 00:44:30,834
as the Robot Ninja
television character--
491
00:44:31,126 --> 00:44:33,417
we told you about that
story last night--
492
00:44:33,709 --> 00:44:35,959
is now responsible for
four more deaths.
493
00:44:36,251 --> 00:44:39,959
"We go live to Russ Mazzola at
the scene of this tragedy."
494
00:44:40,251 --> 00:44:42,626
Melanie, it's massacre central
down here at Ridgway Plaza
495
00:44:42,917 --> 00:44:45,959
where the Robot Ninja vigilante has
claimed at least two more victims.
496
00:44:46,251 --> 00:44:50,417
- We've got two more over here! - Two more
deaths are being blamed on resistance of arrest.
497
00:44:50,709 --> 00:44:55,001
The police say there is going to be a
citywide manhunt for this vigilante tonight.
498
00:44:55,292 --> 00:44:59,126
We have an eyewitness to the entire
massacre, his name is Bert Ralston.
499
00:44:59,417 --> 00:45:01,626
- Bert, tell us what
happened tonight. - Huh?
500
00:45:01,917 --> 00:45:04,459
- Tell us what happened, in your
own words. - Oh. Okay.
501
00:45:04,751 --> 00:45:08,251
Well this guy comes up, see... he's
about six, six-one, uh, blond hair...
502
00:45:08,542 --> 00:45:12,251
wore this kind of like metal uh,
uh, mask, across his face
503
00:45:12,542 --> 00:45:15,292
with a visor in the, in the,
over the eyes...
504
00:45:15,584 --> 00:45:19,834
it was kind of silver, kind of
like a bondage-style welder's mask
505
00:45:20,126 --> 00:45:22,251
and he had a black outfit
with this, uh...
506
00:45:22,542 --> 00:45:24,209
kind of like a pajama
outifit with a...
507
00:45:24,501 --> 00:45:26,917
a red sash, and those Chinese
slippers on his feet--
508
00:45:27,209 --> 00:45:29,126
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what
happened, Bert?
509
00:45:29,417 --> 00:45:30,626
Well I don't know, I
didn't see much.
510
00:45:32,251 --> 00:45:34,292
This is Russ Mazzola, Live
Action-Cam 5 in Ridgway.
511
00:45:34,584 --> 00:45:36,292
Back to you at the studio,
Melanie.
512
00:45:36,584 --> 00:45:37,751
(TV static)
513
00:45:46,751 --> 00:45:49,292
(phone rings)
514
00:45:50,042 --> 00:45:52,751
(phone rings)
515
00:45:53,459 --> 00:45:54,751
Hello. Goodknight here.
516
00:45:55,042 --> 00:45:56,959
I'm out of town until
tomorrow morning.
517
00:45:57,251 --> 00:45:58,584
Leave a message at the tone.
518
00:45:59,251 --> 00:46:04,042
[phone beeps, dial tone]
519
00:49:07,709 --> 00:49:11,542
[pulsating music]
520
00:50:23,626 --> 00:50:26,792
"I lost... I should have won."
521
00:51:56,834 --> 00:51:58,667
Who the hell?
522
00:52:14,209 --> 00:52:15,709
Leonard...
523
00:52:17,667 --> 00:52:19,167
[In German:] Dammit.
524
00:52:25,251 --> 00:52:26,667
Hiya, doc...
525
00:52:26,959 --> 00:52:28,376
have a nice fall!
526
00:52:33,626 --> 00:52:36,792
C'mon, we got us a Robot
Ninja to disarm.
527
00:52:43,834 --> 00:52:45,334
Let's do it.
528
00:53:15,376 --> 00:53:18,126
Hey Sanchez... check this.
529
00:53:20,584 --> 00:53:24,001
Y'know the doc's given us no end of
trouble 'cause of this here suit.
530
00:53:24,292 --> 00:53:26,084
Y'know, I think you're right.
531
00:53:26,584 --> 00:53:27,876
I think the doc deserves some
532
00:53:28,167 --> 00:53:30,834
punishment for the
hassles he's given us.
533
00:53:31,126 --> 00:53:32,834
Now you got the idea.
534
00:53:33,751 --> 00:53:35,209
Lookit that...
535
00:53:35,501 --> 00:53:36,959
the doc's ready to play.
536
00:53:50,001 --> 00:53:51,709
We about killed you
last night...
537
00:53:52,001 --> 00:53:54,626
we would've if it weren't for
the pigs gettin' in the way.
538
00:53:54,917 --> 00:53:58,917
We're killin'you tonight, though... and
you'll end your stint as Robot Ninja.
539
00:53:59,209 --> 00:54:04,917
No, no, it's not me. I'm not
the Robot Ninja!
540
00:54:05,542 --> 00:54:09,542
Oh no? Then why did we follow
him here last night? Huh?
541
00:54:09,834 --> 00:54:10,959
I just--
542
00:54:11,251 --> 00:54:13,376
built it for a friend...
543
00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:14,876
Bullshit!
544
00:54:15,167 --> 00:54:16,917
If that's true, then
where is he?
545
00:54:17,209 --> 00:54:18,251
TELL ME!
546
00:54:18,834 --> 00:54:20,167
NOW!
547
00:54:20,459 --> 00:54:21,709
Never...
548
00:54:22,001 --> 00:54:23,417
go to hell!
549
00:54:25,251 --> 00:54:26,792
I already been there...
550
00:54:27,084 --> 00:54:29,084
and I didn't like the weather.
551
00:54:29,376 --> 00:54:31,209
Sculley... gun!
552
00:54:35,209 --> 00:54:37,126
Well, I gotta go.
553
00:54:37,417 --> 00:54:41,709
But let me not be so rude as
to just kill and go.
554
00:54:42,001 --> 00:54:44,542
I should really say goodbye.
555
00:54:44,834 --> 00:54:46,751
Good night, Goodknight!
556
00:54:49,209 --> 00:54:52,167
Nobody fucks with Gody Sanchez!
557
00:54:54,584 --> 00:54:57,334
[two gunshots]
558
00:55:02,751 --> 00:55:04,001
Alright.
559
00:55:04,292 --> 00:55:05,917
Let's get rid of him.
560
00:55:09,084 --> 00:55:12,084
[music crescendo]
561
00:55:51,126 --> 00:55:52,417
It's time...
562
00:55:52,709 --> 00:55:54,126
to play.
563
00:56:20,167 --> 00:56:23,709
[ghostly music swell]
564
00:56:35,876 --> 00:56:39,751
[Sanchez echoed scream]
565
00:58:14,334 --> 00:58:15,834
"Good knight?"
566
00:58:31,959 --> 00:58:33,459
Goodknight?
567
00:58:47,542 --> 00:58:49,042
Goodknight?!
568
00:58:59,626 --> 00:59:01,126
Goodknight??!
569
00:59:06,709 --> 00:59:08,209
Goodknight...
570
01:00:56,917 --> 01:00:58,876
Come in Hickox, this is Cameron.
571
01:01:02,542 --> 01:01:03,626
Go ahead.
572
01:01:04,459 --> 01:01:07,334
Yeah, uh, a man reported a
sighting of the suspect vehicle
573
01:01:07,626 --> 01:01:11,417
about half an hour ago heading toward
the old junkyard on the edge of town.
574
01:01:12,876 --> 01:01:15,584
Uh, the man said something about
a couple of punk kids
575
01:01:15,876 --> 01:01:19,667
harassing some of the students down
at the, uh, high school dance.
576
01:01:20,084 --> 01:01:21,584
Over.
577
01:01:24,959 --> 01:01:26,876
Good God!!
578
01:01:29,501 --> 01:01:33,126
I was gonna take a run down to the
junkyard area and check things out.
579
01:01:33,417 --> 01:01:34,834
Sound okay?
580
01:01:38,667 --> 01:01:40,709
Hickox, do you copy?
581
01:01:53,042 --> 01:01:55,709
Uh, Hickox, does that
sound okay, sir?
582
01:01:56,334 --> 01:01:57,584
Yes, Cameron, yes!
583
01:01:57,876 --> 01:02:00,167
Get to the junkyard now,
I'll meet you there!
584
01:02:57,376 --> 01:03:00,959
I'm not going to lose...
please...
585
01:03:01,292 --> 01:03:03,209
[footsteps approach]
586
01:03:13,459 --> 01:03:17,126
So... I get to have the
pleasure of killing you.
587
01:03:17,417 --> 01:03:18,542
Well that's too bad.
588
01:03:18,834 --> 01:03:21,084
I wanted Sanchez to
have that fun.
589
01:03:21,376 --> 01:03:22,584
Oh well.
590
01:03:22,876 --> 01:03:25,126
I am the Robot Ninja...
591
01:03:25,417 --> 01:03:26,834
Not for long you ain't...
592
01:03:29,167 --> 01:03:30,667
Fucker!!
593
01:03:31,251 --> 01:03:33,167
[Sculley distant screams]
594
01:03:38,084 --> 01:03:40,001
Ya fucking cut me, man!
595
01:03:40,792 --> 01:03:43,626
...and I kick ass...
596
01:03:45,376 --> 01:03:47,834
Sculley?? SCULLEY!!
597
01:04:05,001 --> 01:04:07,376
[police siren approaches]
598
01:05:06,167 --> 01:05:07,667
Die, Copper!
599
01:05:23,292 --> 01:05:24,709
Shit...
600
01:05:25,417 --> 01:05:27,417
what an idiot move!
601
01:05:36,501 --> 01:05:38,417
[shock chord]
602
01:05:42,251 --> 01:05:44,709
No fuckin'around this time,
Robot Ninja...
603
01:05:45,001 --> 01:05:46,667
I agree...
604
01:05:50,042 --> 01:05:52,417
You son of a bitch...
605
01:07:03,209 --> 01:07:05,584
We'll meet again, Robot Ninja...
606
01:09:02,334 --> 01:09:03,917
Just... like...
607
01:09:04,667 --> 01:09:06,501
I planned...
608
01:09:17,001 --> 01:09:18,626
(knocking on door)
609
01:09:19,417 --> 01:09:21,209
Miller?? (knocking on door)
610
01:09:21,501 --> 01:09:23,667
Open the door, it's
Officer Hickox!
611
01:09:23,959 --> 01:09:25,667
(knocking on door)
612
01:09:27,042 --> 01:09:28,542
Miller! (knocking on door)
613
01:09:51,084 --> 01:09:52,542
Copy, Mister Buckshot.
614
01:09:52,834 --> 01:09:54,251
Uh, thank you.
615
01:09:58,834 --> 01:10:00,084
(hard slap)
616
01:10:00,376 --> 01:10:01,834
Well, son, how's it look?
617
01:10:02,126 --> 01:10:03,959
Oh, just fine, chief, just fine!
618
01:10:04,251 --> 01:10:06,334
Good work, son. Let's get
this ready to go
619
01:10:06,626 --> 01:10:09,167
so you can go back to this
month's issue of Bayou-Man, huh?
620
01:10:10,126 --> 01:10:11,709
Good work, boy.
(squeals in pain)
621
01:10:16,792 --> 01:10:18,209
Yes sir, Mister Hammarstrom.
622
01:10:18,501 --> 01:10:22,376
We'll be shipping you those new
Robot Ninja books next week.
623
01:10:23,459 --> 01:10:27,334
Yes, that's true. These will
be the last ones.
624
01:10:28,042 --> 01:10:29,959
Uh-huh.Thank you.
625
01:10:31,751 --> 01:10:33,501
Another request for the
collector's edition.
626
01:10:35,251 --> 01:10:39,667
We've already prebooked more copies
than DC's Dark Knight series!
627
01:10:39,959 --> 01:10:41,042
(chuckles)
628
01:10:41,334 --> 01:10:43,417
I wonder what kind of sales
these bookstores
629
01:10:43,709 --> 01:10:46,292
are going to have that
they've ordered so many!
630
01:10:46,584 --> 01:10:49,001
Don't worry. Lennie's always
been a big draw!
631
01:10:49,292 --> 01:10:52,626
(laughs)
632
01:10:54,167 --> 01:10:58,876
[Song: "Robot Ninja" by Argus]
633
01:11:17,334 --> 01:11:18,792
Hey, you gonna buy that?
634
01:11:19,084 --> 01:11:20,042
Yeah, I think so.
635
01:11:20,334 --> 01:11:23,042
You better, Bobby, it's gonna be
worth some money soon.
636
01:11:25,417 --> 01:11:27,417
Ah, managed to get yourself
one of these, eh?
637
01:11:27,709 --> 01:11:29,626
Yeah, what's the big deal
with those anyway?
638
01:11:29,917 --> 01:11:32,667
The artist, Lennie Miller, killed
himself about a month ago.
639
01:11:32,959 --> 01:11:34,292
Shot himself in the head.
640
01:11:34,584 --> 01:11:38,042
Didn't stop the publisher from crankin'it
out real quick, though, did it?
641
01:11:38,334 --> 01:11:40,917
These are the most violently
graphic comics ever released.
642
01:11:41,209 --> 01:11:42,584
They're only printing a few
thousand of them.
643
01:11:44,167 --> 01:11:46,251
Funny, most of it's not
very realistic.
644
01:11:47,084 --> 01:11:48,626
Not very graphic, either.
645
01:11:49,751 --> 01:11:51,001
Okay, thanks.
646
01:11:51,292 --> 01:11:52,709
Have fun.
647
01:11:54,001 --> 01:11:55,292
Wow, this guy's cool.
648
01:11:55,584 --> 01:11:56,584
Sure wish I could be him.
649
01:11:56,876 --> 01:11:58,376
Not me... look at the ending!
650
01:11:58,667 --> 01:12:00,584
What a way to end a comic book!
651
01:12:02,251 --> 01:12:07,209
[Song: "Night Machine" by Foxx]
652
01:14:41,792 --> 01:14:46,751
[Song: "I Am The Robot Ninja"
by J.R. Bookwalter]
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