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Drake: SOMETIMES, WHEN YOU PLAN.
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TO DO ONE THING, SOMETHING
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TOTALLY DIFFERENT HAPPENS.
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Josh: ONCE I PLANNED TO RIDE MY.
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BIKE TO THE MALL.
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I HIT A BUS.
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Drake: OH, AND THERE WAS THIS.
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ONE TIME I PLANNED A SURPRISE
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BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR JOSH...
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Josh: AND I'll NEVER FORGET THE.
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SURPRISE PARTY DRAKE PLANNED
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FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
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Drake: WHEN HE WALKED IN,
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WE'LL ALL YELLED "SURPRISE."
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Josh: I JUST WASN'T EXPECTING.
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TO BE SURPRISED BY ALL THOSE
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PEOPLE IN OUR ROOM.
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Drake: JOSH WAS SO SHOCKED, HE.
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THREW A PUNCH AND NAILED OUR
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AUNT BARBARA RIGHT IN THE JAW.
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Josh: I PUNCHED MY AUNT BARBARA.
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BUT IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
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Drake: WHEN SHE
WOKE UP, SHE WAS.
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SO MAD, SHE TOOK THE PRESENT
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SHE'D BOUGHT FOR JOSH AND RAN
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OVER IT IN OUR DRIVEWAY.
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Josh: THEN SHE RAN OVER MY NEW.
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CELL PHONE... WITH HER TRUCK.
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Drake: THE WHOLE THING
WAS PRETTY HYSTERICAL.
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Josh: THE WHOLE THING WAS.
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PRETTY DISTURBING.
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Drake: THE POINT IS...
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Josh: THE POINT IS...
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Drake: WHENEVER
YOU PLAN SOMETHING...
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Josh: IF YOU'RE
GONNA PUNCH YOUR.
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AUNT IN THE FACE...
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Drake: DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN.
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THINGS TAKE AN UNEXPECTED TWIST.
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Josh: SHE MIGHT JUST RUN OVER.
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YOUR NEW CELL PHONE.
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Drake: YEP. Josh: YEAH.
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Josh: TIME TO MAKE SOME SALSA!
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Radio host: WELCOME
TO, "HOW TO."
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"MAKE SALSA" WITH
I, HORATIO HIDALGO.
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Josh: HOLA.
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Horatio: FIRST, YOU MUST TAKE.
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TIME TO APPRECIATE YOUR
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INGREDIENTS, AS IF
THEY WERE A FINE WOMAN.
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Josh: SORRY, MA'AM.
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Horatio: NOW BEGIN CUTTING YOUR.
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TOMATOES INTO SMALL CHUNKS.
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I CALL THIS "CHUNKING"
THE TOMATO.
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TOMATO. Josh:
CHUNKIN' THE TOMATO.
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Drake, with accent: BUT FIRST...
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YOU MUST SMELL YOUR TOMATO.
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Josh: SMELL MY TOMATO?
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Drake: INHALE THE AROMA BY.
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PRESSING IT TO YOUR
NOSE WITH GREAT FORCE.
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Josh: CUTE. VERY, VERY CUTE.
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Drake: GRACIAS, MI HERMANO.
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Josh: LOOK, I DON'T HAVE TIME.
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FOR YOUR JOKES.
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I GOT A LOTTA SALSA TO MAKE.
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Drake: FOR WHAT?
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Josh: THIS YEAR'S
BIG SALSA FEST.
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Drake: WHATEVER.
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Josh: HEY, WAIT. IF YOU WANT,
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YOU CAN BE MY SALSA PARTNER.
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Drake: WOW! REALLY? I CAN?!
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THAT'S... NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
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Josh: FINE.
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BUT IF YOU DON'T HELP ME, THEN
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YOU WON'T WIN A FORTY-FIVE INCH
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HIGH-DEF YATSABISHI
PLASMA SCREEN TV.
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Drake: A YATSABISHI
PLASMA SCREEN TV?!
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Josh: MMM-HMM.
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Drake: LIKE, A BIG
ONE, FOR OUR ROOM?!
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Josh: MMM-HMM.
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Drake: JUST FOR
WINNING A STUPID.
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SALSA CONTEST?!
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Josh: MMMMM-HMMMMM!!!
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Drake: WOULD YA STOP HUMMING?
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WE GOT SALSA TO MAKE!
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Josh: THEN START
CHUNKIN' THE TOMATOES!
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TOMATOES! Drake: I'M CHUNKIN'!
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SHOULD I GET THE FIRST-AID KIT?
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Josh: MMM-HMMM.
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Drake: ♪ I NEVER THOUGHT
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THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE,
BUT I FOUND A WAY,
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I FOUND A WAY, AND...
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IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND ♪
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Chorus: ♪ SEE WHAT'S INSIDE
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Drake: ♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME
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TIME TO REALIZE, BUT
IF YOU LOOK INSIDE,
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I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND,
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OVER YOUR SHOULDER, YOU'LL KNOW
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THAT I TOLD YOU I'll ALWAYS BE.
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PICKING YOU UP WHEN YOU'RE
DOWN, SO JUST TURN AROUND ♪
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♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH
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Megan: WHY ARE YOU
GUYS MAKING SALSA?
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Josh: SO WE CAN WIN THIS YEAR'S.
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BIG SALSA FEST.
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Drake: AND TAKE HOME A HIGH-DEF.
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PLASMA SCREEN TV.
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Megan: YOU MEAN
ONE OF THOSE BIG.
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FLAT SCREENS THAT
GOES ON THE WALL?!
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Drake: THAT'S RIGHT.
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Megan: CAN I BE ON
YOUR SALSA TEAM?!
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Drake and Josh: NOOOOO.
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Megan: WHY CAN'T I?
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Drake: WELL, BECAUSE...
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WHEN WE WIN, THAT TV'S GONNA
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GO INTO OUR ROOM.
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Megan: WHY CAN'T WE PUT IT IN.
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THE LIVING ROOM SO
EVERYONE CAN WATCH IT?
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Josh: LOOK, MEGAN, THIS IS OUR.
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THING. WHY DON'T YOU ENTER A
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COOKIE-BAKING
CONTEST OR SOMETHIN'.
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Drake: YES. RUN ALONG NOW.
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Megan: FINE. I'll GO.
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'CUZ I'VE GOT THINGS TO DO.
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Josh: WHAT THINGS?
Megan: THINGS.
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Josh: WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE.
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MEANT BY "THINGS" TO DO?
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Drake: AH, SHE'S JUST
TRYING TO SCARE US.
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Josh: WHAT IF SHE'S IN OUR ROOM,
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DOIN' SOMETHING?
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Drake: WHAT COULD SHE
BE DOING IN OUR ROOM?
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Drake: MEGAN!!! Josh:
GET OUT OF OUR ROOM!!!
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Drake: MEGAN! Josh:
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?!
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Drake: YOU SEE HER ANYWHERE?
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Josh: NO. BUT THAT'S WHEN SHE'S.
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MOST DANGEROUS.
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Walter: WHICH OF THESE TIES...
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Drake and Josh: AAH!
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Walter: AAH! [THUD]
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Josh: GREAT, WE JUST GAVE.
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DAD A HEART ATTACK.
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Drake: YEAH. WELL,
BACK TO THE SALSA.
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WELL, BACK TO THE SALSA.
[RUNNING FOOTSTEPS]
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Drake: I THINK WE HAVE SOME.
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LEMON JUICE IN THE FRIDGE.
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Josh: NO, WE GOTTA USE FRESH.
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LEMONS FROM THE TREE IN THE
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BACK... WHAT'S UP
WITH THE SALSA?
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Drake: IT'S BUBBLING.
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Josh: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED.
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TO COOK SALSA, DRAKE.
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DID YOU TURN THE STOVE ON?
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Drake: OH, YEAH.
LIKE I KNOW HOW.
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TO WORK A STOVE.
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Josh: THAT'S WEIRD. IT'S OFF.
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Drake: THEN WHY'S IT BUBBLING?
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Josh: IF I KNEW WHY IT WAS.
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BUBBLING, WOULD I BE WONDERING
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WHY IT'S BUBBLING?!
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Drake: BUBBLING.
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THAT'S A FUNNY WORD.
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BUBBLING... BUBBLING.
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BUBBLING. [EXPLOSION]
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Audrey: WHAT WAS THAT?
Megan: I DON'T KNOW.
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Audrey: OH... MY... KITCHEN.
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Walter: WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE?!
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[OVERLAPPING STAMMERS]
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Josh: T-T-THE SALSA...
Drake: EXPLODED!
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Josh: YEAH.
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Walter: WELL, WE CAN SEE THAT.
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Audrey: LOOK AT THIS PLACE!
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Drake: IT WASN'T OUR FAULT!
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Walter: OH, REALLY?
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Audrey: THEN WHOSE FAULT WAS
IT? Josh: I DUNNO! [STAMMERING]
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Josh and Drake: MEGAN.
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Audrey: OH, NOW YOU GUYS'RE.
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GONNA TRY TO BLAME THIS ON YOUR
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LITTLE SISTER?
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Walter: YOU TWO OUGHTA BE.
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ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES.
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LOOK HOW SWEET SHE IS,
PLAYING WITH HER DOLLS.
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Audrey: NOW CLEAN THIS UP.
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Josh: MAN, I AM SO ANGRY.
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Drake: YOU KNOW MEGAN DID THIS.
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Josh: YEAH. I HATE HOW MOM AND.
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DAD THINK SHE'S SOOOO SWEET.
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SHE'S A DEMON, THAT'S
WHAT SHE IS. A DEMON!
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Drake: YEAH, SHE IS.
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HEY, WHAT IF WE GIVE MOM AND DAD
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PROOF ABOUT MEGAN?
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Josh: WHAT KIND OF PROOF?
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Drake: I DUNNO.
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BUT IF WE SEARCH HER ROOM, I BET
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WE FIND SOME EVIDENCE.
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Josh: UNH-UH! ALL RIGHT? SHE'LL.
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CATCH US AND THEN WE'LL GET
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"TAZED" OR SOMETHIN'.
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Drake: NO, C'MON!
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WE'LL GO TOMORROW AFTER SCHOOL
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WHILE SHE'S AT OBOE PRACTICE.
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SHE WON'T CATCH US.
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DON'T YOU WANNA PROVE TO MOM AND
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DAD SHE'S A DEMON?! Josh:
OKAY. YEAH, LET'S DO IT.
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Josh: OKAY. YEAH, LET'S
DO IT. Josh: WILL YA STOP IT?!
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Drake: LET'S DO THIS.
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Josh: WAIT!
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Drake: WHAT?
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Josh: I'M AFRAID. I'VE NEVER.
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BEEN IN MEGAN'S ROOM BEFORE.
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HAVE YOU?
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Drake: ONCE. WHEN SHE WAS FIVE.
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Josh: AND...?
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Drake: SHE PUSHED ME OUT THE.
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WINDOW AND TOLD MOM I FELL.
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Josh: I'M OUTTA HERE.
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Drake: SHE'S AT OBOE
PRACTICE! NOW, C'MON!
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Josh: OKAY, NOW... LOOK.
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AROUND, FIND SOME EVIDENCE THAT
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PROVES SHE'S A DEMON, AND THEN
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LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
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Drake: YEAH. THIS
PLACE GIVES ME.
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THE SKEEVES.
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Josh: SEE ANYTHING?
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Drake: NO. LOOK UNDER THE BED.
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Josh: OK. ANYTHING OVER THERE?
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Drake: JOSH, JOSH, COME HERE.
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Josh: WHAT?
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Drake: CHECK OUT
THIS FAMILY PICTURE.
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Josh: WHAT ABOUT IT?
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Drake: I LOOK GOOOOOD.
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Josh: WILL YOU PLEASE
STAY FOCUSED?!
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SEE ANYTHING YET?
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CHECK IN THE CLOSET.
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ANYTHING IN THERE?
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Drake: MAN, THERE'S NOTHIN'
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IN HERE. IT JUST LOOKS LIKE A
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NORMAL LITTLE GIRL'S ROOM.
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[SOFT BEEPING]
Josh: OH, YA THINK?!
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HOLY CHEESE! LOOK
AT ALL THAT EQUIPMENT!
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Josh: SO THIS IS HOW SHE ALWAYS.
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KNOWS WHAT WE'RE DOING.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS
BUTTON DOES? [SIZZLING]
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Josh: SO THAT'S WHY
THAT'S BEEN HAPPENING!
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I THOUGHT IT WAS PUBERTY.
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Drake: C'MON! LET'S
JUST GET THIS BACK UP.
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Josh: RIGHT.
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SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
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Drake: WHEN MOM AND DAD GET.
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HOME, WE SHOW 'EM THIS STUFF,
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THEN THEY'LL SEE
HOW MEGAN REALLY IS.
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Josh: YEAH, 'CUZ NOW
WE GOT EVIDENCE, BABY.
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EVIDENCE, BABY. C'MON,
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!
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C'MON, LET'S GET OUTTA
HERE! PUT... IT... DOWN.
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Audrey: HELLO.
Walter: WE'RE HOME.
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Drake: THEY'RE HOME!
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Josh: GOOD! I CAN'T WAIT TO.
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EXPOSE MEGAN FOR THE EVIL LITTLE
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TROLL SHE IS! COME ON.
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MOM! DAD! COME WITH US!
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Walter: WHAT'S GOING ON?!
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Drake: YOU THINK
MEGAN'S A SWEET.
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LITTLE ANGEL?
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Josh: PREPARE TO THINK
DIFFERENTLY! LET'S GO!
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Megan: OH, HI.
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LOOK, MOMMY, I
KNITTED YOU A SWEATER.
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Audrey: AWWWWW.
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Drake: OH, DON'T ACT
ALL INNOCENT, MEGAN.
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Josh: YEAH, YOUR PRANKSTER WAYS.
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ARE ABOUT TO BE EXPOSED.
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Megan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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Josh: THIS IS WHAT I
MEAN! Drake: DO IT, JOSH!
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Megan: MOMMY, THEY
KNOCKED MY POSTER DOWN!
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Audrey: AW, IT'S OKAY, SWEETIE.
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Walter: CARE TO EXPLAIN?
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Josh: UH... OKAY, OKAY,
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THERE WERE MONITORS RIGHT THERE
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AND DIALS... OH! AND
A LITTLE BUZZER THAT
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HURT MY BOTTOM.
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Drake: IT WAS ALL RIGHT HERE!
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THERE WAS A RADAR THING...
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Josh: AND BUTTONS AND LIGHTS!
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Megan: WHY ARE DRAKE AND JOSH.
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TALKING SO CRAZY?
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I'M SCARED!
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Walter: DRAKE, JOSH...
IN LIVING ROOM. NOW.
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Megan: WHY DO PEOPLE
HAVE TO BE BAD?
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Audrey: HONEY, YOU JUST GO BACK.
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TO YOUR KNITTING,
OK? Audrey: I'll TRY.
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Walter: CALLING YOU GENTLEMEN.
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LIKE YOU'RE ACTUAL GENTLEMEN.
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YOU'RE BOYS! YOU
BEHAVE LIKE CHILDREN!
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CHILDREN! Audrey:
POOR LITTLE MONKEYS.
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[JOSH GRUNTS]
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Josh: WHO KNEW
TOMATOES WERE SO HEAVY?!
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Y'KNOW, YOU COULDA HELPED ME.
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Drake: HEY, I GOT THE CILANTRO.
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Audrey: HEY, BOYS.
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LISTEN, I THINK IT WAS REALLY
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GREAT OF YOU GUYS TO LET MEGAN
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HELP YOU WITH YOUR SALSA.
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Josh: HAH?
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Drake: SHE'S NOT HELPING US.
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Josh: YEAH, WE TOLD HER NO.
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Audrey: WELL, THAT'S WEIRD.
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'CUZ SHE'S UPSTAIRS IN HER ROOM
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WITH A BUNCH OF
SALSA INGREDIENTS.
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Megan: WHASSUP, BOOBS?
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Josh: OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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Megan: MAKIN' SALSA.
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Drake: WHY?
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Megan: 'CUZ I WANNA WIN THE.
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PLASMA SCREEN TV.
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YOU GUYS WOULDN'T LET ME ON
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YOUR TEAM, SO I'M GONNA
ENTER MY OWN SALSA.
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WANNA TASTE?
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Josh: YEAH. I DO.
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Megan: TOO BAD. GET OUT.
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Drake: OKAY, GO AHEAD.
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ENTER THE CONTEST.
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WE DON'T CARE.
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Megan: GOOD.
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Josh: GOOD! LET'S
GET OUTTA HERE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU JUST
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REMEMBER ONE THING, LITTLE GIRL.
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I'VE BEEN MAKIN' SALSA FOR FIVE
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YEARS. SO IF YOU EVEN THINK
YOU'RE GONNA BEAT DRAKE AND I...
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Josh: SO WHADDAYA THINK?
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Drake: AWESOME.
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THIS IS THE BEST SALSA EVER.
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Josh: WE DONE GOOD,
BROTHAH! KNUCKLE TOUCH.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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WHO'S THAT?
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Drake: I DUNNO.
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Megan: JUST SIT DOWN, I GOT IT.
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Man: HI.
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ARE YOU MISS MEGAN PARKER?
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Megan: YEAH. YOU PHARNSWORTH?
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Pharnsworth: INDEED.
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SO, I BROUGHT THE
PERUV... Megan: SHHHHH.
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Megan: SHHHHH. LET'S
TALK IN THE KITCHEN.
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Drake: HEY, WHO IS THAT GUY?
Megan: NONE OF YOUR BEES GUTS.
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OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT YA
GOT! Pharnsworth: VERY WELL...
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Megan: [GASPS] OH, MY GOD...
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THE PERUVIAN PUFF PEPPER.
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Pharnsworth: YES, AND THESE ARE.
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AMONG THE FINEST SPECIMENS IN
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THE WORLD. THE "PINNACLE OF"
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"PEPPERS," IF YOU WILL. HA HA...
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I'M A BOTANIST.
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Megan: REALLY.
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SO HOW MUCH FOR THE PEPPERS?
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Pharnsworth: FIFTY.
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Megan: DOLLARS?!
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Pharnsworth: YOUNG LADY, THESE
ARE THE RAREST PEPPERS KNOWN TO.
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MANKIND. I'M AFRAID IT'S FIFTY
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DOLLARS OR NO DEAL.
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Megan: FORTY.
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Pharnsworth: DEAL.
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THANK YOU.
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SO, WHAT ARE YOU MAKING?
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Megan: SALSA... FOR A CONTEST.
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Pharnsworth: WELL, IF YOU PUT.
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THESE PEPPERS IN YOUR SALSA,
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YOU'LL WIN FOR SURE.
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Megan: I KNOW.
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Pharnsworth: I'D BETTER GO.
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GOT A BIG DATE TONIGHT.
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Megan: DINNER WITH YOUR
MOM? Pharnsworth: YES.
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Josh: THANK YOU.
ENJOY THE MOVIE.
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SO, WHAT DOES IT SAY
ABOUT THE PEPPER?
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Drake: LET'S SEE...
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IT SAYS, "THE
PERUVIAN PUFF PEPPER."
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GROWN ONLY IN THE NORTHWESTERN
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MOUNTAINS OF PERU, THIS
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EXTREMELY RARE PEPPER IS HIGHLY
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DESIRABLE FOR ITS EXOTIC
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"SWEET TASTE AND SPICY HEAT."
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Josh: SO HOW DO WE BUY SOME?
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Drake: CAN'T. SAYS HERE,
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"THEY'RE ONLY AVAILABLE
IN SOUTH AH M'REEKA."
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WHAT?
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Josh: SOUTH AMERICA!!!
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Drake: AHHHHHHH.
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Josh: STUPID PUFF PEPPERS. WE.
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CAN'T LET MEGAN WIN THAT PLASMA
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SCREEN! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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Drake: I'll TELL YA
WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
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WE'RE GONNA STEAL
MEGAN'S PUFF PEPPERS.
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Josh: WE CAN'T DO THAT!
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Drake: GIMME ONE REASON.
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Josh: IT'S MEAN.
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Drake: JOSH, THINK BACK.
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CAN YOU THINK OF A COUPLE OF
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"MEAN" THINGS MEGAN'S DONE TO US
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IN THE PAST COUPLE OF YEARS?
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Megan: BOO! Josh: AAH!
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Josh: AAH! WHAT
THE... WHAT THE...
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Drake: WELL...?
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Josh: LET'S STEAL
HER PUFF PEPPERS.
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Drake: THERE'S THE BAG! GET IT.
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Josh: NO!
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WHAT IF IT'S RIGGED TO
EXPLODE?! Drake: GET THE BAG!
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[WHIMPERS]
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00:18:53,931 --> 00:19:01,931
Drake: JUST GRAB IT!
[JOSH SHRIEKS SOFTLY]
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00:19:05,758 --> 00:19:13,758
[JOSH SHRIEKS
SOFTLY] Megan: GET UP!
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00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:17,769
Josh: MEGAN!!! WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?!
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00:19:17,793 --> 00:19:21,631
Megan: I WANT MY
PERUVIAN PUFF PEPPERS.
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Josh: PERUVIAN PUFF PEPPERS?
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Drake: IS THAT A BAND?
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I'M AFRAID I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH
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THEIR WORK.
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Josh: AND I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA.
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HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE.
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OOH! OOH!
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Megan: I WANT MY PUFF PEPPERS.
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AND I WANT THEM NOW!
Drake: KNOCK IT OFF!
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Woman: MMMM... VERY GOOD SALSA.
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VERY GOOD SALSA.
Megan: THANK YOU.
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Man: OHHH... THIS IS EXCELLENT.
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SUPERB.
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Josh: WE TRY. Man:
WELL, YOU SUCCEED.
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Man: ALL RIGHT, IF I CAN PLEASE.
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HAVE YOUR ATTENTION...
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I SEE ALL JUDGES HAVE
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FINISHED SCORING THEIR SALSAS,
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AND NOW THE TIME HAS COME TO
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ANNOUNCE THE WINNER
OF THIS YEAR'S COMPETITION.
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AND THE WINNER FOR BEST
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TRADITIONAL SALSA, WHO WILL
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ALSO TAKE HOME THIS BEAUTIFUL
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FORTY-FIVE INCH YATSABISHI
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PLASMA SCREEN TELEVISION IS...
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THE TEAM OF DRAKE
PARKER AND JOSH NICHOLS!
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Josh: YES! THAT'S RIGHT!
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Man: COME ON UP HERE, BOYS!
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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Josh: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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Megan: HEY! WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?
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Crowd: YEAH!
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Man: WE'D ALL LOVE TO KNOW.
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Drake: GO AHEAD. WE ALREADY WON.
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Josh: ALL RIGHT.
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WELL, THERE ARE MANY SECRETS TO
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MAKING OUR FINE SALSA, BUT THE
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MOST IMPORTANT IS THE
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UTILIZATION OF THE RARE
PERUVIAN PUFF PEPPER.
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Man: THE PERUVIAN PUFF PEPPER?
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Josh: YEAH. Drake: WHY,
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
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Man: I KNOW, I KNOW!
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I'M VERY SORRY, BUT THE
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PERUVIAN PUFF PEPPER HAS BEEN
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ILLEGAL IN THE UNITED STATES
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EVER SINCE IT WAS PROVEN TO
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CAUSE KIDNEY FAILURE
AND/OR CHAPPED LIPS.
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BOYS, I'M AFRAID WE'RE GOING TO
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HAVE TO DISQUALIFY YOUR SALSA.
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Megan: AWWWW.
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Man: WHICH MEANS...
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OUR GRAND PRIZE GOES TO OUR
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SECOND PLACE FINALIST...
MISS MEGAN PARKER!
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Megan: THANK YOU!
HOW GREAT IS THIS DAY?!
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Josh: OKAY, MEGAN...
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Drake: YOU SET
US UP, DIDN'T YOU?
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Megan: WHAT, YOU THINK I.
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PURPOSELY GOT THE PERUVIAN PUFF
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PEPPERS KNOWING YOU'D STEAL THEM
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AND USE THEM IN YOUR OWN SALSA,
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JUST SO I COULD POINT IT OUT TO
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THE JUDGES, GET YOU
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DISQUALIFIED, AND THEN WALK AWAY
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WITH THE YATSABISHI PLASMA
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SCREEN TV FOR MYSELF?
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C'MON. I'M NOT THAT SMART.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Audrey: HI, BABY.
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Walter: HEY, MEGAN.
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Megan: OH, HI!
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Audrey: HOW DO YA LIKE YOUR NEW.
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PLASMA SCREEN?
477
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Megan: LOVE IT.
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Walter: WHATCHA WATCHIN'?
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Megan: OH, JUST A SHOW THAT.
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TEACHES KIDS HOW WE CAN ALL WORK
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00:22:59,448 --> 00:23:01,976
TOGETHER TO HELP
OUR ENVIRONMENT.
482
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,596
Audrey: HOW SWEET.
483
00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:07,217
Walter: WELL, WE DON'T
WANNA INTERRUPT.
484
00:23:07,241 --> 00:23:09,424
Megan: WHERE'S DRAKE AND JOSH?
485
00:23:09,448 --> 00:23:10,734
Audrey: THEY'RE RE-PAINTING THE.
486
00:23:10,758 --> 00:23:12,044
WALLS BECAUSE OF ALL THAT SALSA
487
00:23:12,068 --> 00:23:13,251
THEY SPLATTERED EVERYWHERE.
488
00:23:13,275 --> 00:23:14,665
Megan: WELL, IT'S NICE THAT.
489
00:23:14,689 --> 00:23:15,700
THEY'RE FINALLY TAKING
490
00:23:15,724 --> 00:23:17,976
RESPONSIBILITY
FOR THEIR ACTIONS.
491
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,113
Audrey: YEAH.
492
00:23:19,137 --> 00:23:20,011
Walter: TRUE.
493
00:23:20,035 --> 00:23:28,035
Audrey: 'NIGHT, BABY.
Megan: GOOD NIGHT.
494
00:23:28,758 --> 00:23:31,976
[OVERLAPPING ARGUING]
495
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,113
Drake: I NEVER DO ANYTHING,
496
00:23:33,137 --> 00:23:34,389
AND YOU ALWAYS GET ME INTO
497
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,148
TROUBLE. WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS
498
00:23:36,172 --> 00:23:38,355
MESS IF YOU WEREN'T
MAKING YOUR SALSA...
499
00:23:38,379 --> 00:23:39,527
Josh: OH, MAKING MY SALSA!
500
00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:47,251
Megan: MY FAVORITE
SHOW... BOOB AND BOOBER.
501
00:23:47,275 --> 00:23:53,803
Josh: COME ON!
COME ON! [YELLING]
502
00:23:53,827 --> 00:23:55,251
Drake: LET'S SEE HOW IT IS WITH.
503
00:23:55,275 --> 00:24:00,665
A LITTLE MORE CAYENNE PEPPER...
504
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:01,838
OKAY, HERE, TASTE.
505
00:24:01,862 --> 00:24:03,872
Josh: NO. THAT'S A
LOT OF CAYENNE.
506
00:24:03,896 --> 00:24:04,770
Drake: SO?
507
00:24:04,794 --> 00:24:06,976
Josh: YOU KNOW I HAVE
A SPASTIC TONGUE!
508
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,320
Drake: HOW MANY SPASTIC PARTS.
509
00:24:08,344 --> 00:24:11,631
CAN ONE PERSON HAVE?
510
00:24:11,655 --> 00:24:12,655
Josh: SEVEN.
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