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Josh: OK. DRAKE'S A
PRETTY AWESOME GUY.
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Drake: SOMETIMES
JOSH IS RIDICULOUS.
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Josh: BUT HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.
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THE IMPORTANCE
OF SETTING LIMITS.
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Drake: CASE IN POINT...
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Josh: TAKE LAST HALLOWEEN...
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Drake: LAST HALLOWEEN, ME AND.
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JOSH WENT TO THIS HUGE PARTY AT
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THE SAN DIEGO MEGADOME...
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Josh: DRAKE AND I WERE AT THIS.
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PARTY, RIGHT...
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Drake: SO I FOUND A GARBAGE BAG.
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AND LOADED IT UP WITH, LIKE,
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20 POUNDS OF CANDY.
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Josh: AND DRAKE COMES HOME WITH.
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THIS GINORMOUS SACK OF CANDY.
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Drake: SO JOSH GOES ON HIS.
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COMPUTER AND PRINTS OUT A
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SCHEDULE OF WHEN
I SHOULD EAT IT.
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Josh: SO I CREATED A COMPU.
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CALENDAR TO HELP DRAKE PLAN HIS
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CANDY CONSUMPTION.
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Drake: YEAH. I WAS SUPPOSED TO.
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EAT, LIKE, 2 PIECES OF CANDY
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PER DAY FOR THE NEXT YEAR.
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Josh: THEN HE LOCKED ME IN THE.
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CLOSET AND ATE THE ENTIRE BAG OF
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CANDY IN, LIKE, A HALF HOUR.
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Drake: THEN I LOCKED JOSH IN A.
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CLOSET AND ATE THE
ENTIRE SACK OF CANDY.
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Josh: AND THEN HE THREW UP.
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Drake: I PUKED.
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Josh: AND AFTER
THAT, HE FALLS ASLEEP.
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Drake: THEN I FELL ASLEEP,
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SO JOSH SLEPT IN THE
CLOSET THAT NIGHT.
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Josh: KID'S GOTTA
KNOW HIS LIMITATIONS.
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Drake: IT'S FUN LOCKING
JOSH IN CLOSETS.
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Megan: WHAT?
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Drake: ♪ WE'RE GONNA
BE THE BOSS OF YOU ♪
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Josh: ♪ AND YOU HAVE
TO DO WHAT WE SAY ♪
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Drake: ♪ HA HA ♪
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Josh: ♪ HA-HA HA HA ♪
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Megan: OK. YOU CAN'T SING.
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YOU'RE A MORON. AND WHAT ARE YOU
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TALKING ABOUT ANYWAY?
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Drake: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE.
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FACT THAT MOM AND DAD ARE GONNA
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BE OUT OF TOWN ALL WEEKEND.
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Josh: WHICH MEANS WE ARE IN.
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CHARGE OF THE HOUSE...
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Drake: THE REFRIGERATOR...
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Josh: THE TV SET...
Drake: AND THE YOU.
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Megan: OH, YOU
GUYS REALLY THINK.
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YOU'RE GONNA BE IN CHARGE?
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Josh: YEAH, WE ARE.
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Drake: IN FACT, I'VE JUST.
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DECIDED TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL.
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[CHANGES CHANNEL]
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Megan: I WAS WATCHING SOMETHING.
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Josh: UM... WERE.
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Drake: YEAH, GOOD ONE.
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Megan: GIVE ME THE REMOTE.
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Drake: I DON'T THINK SO, MEGAN.
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IN FACT, WHY DON'T YOU JUST RUN
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UP TO YOUR... HEY!
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Josh: WHAT THE?! MEGAN, YOU.
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CAN'T JUST FLIP...
OH, YAH... UHH!
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[CHANGES CHANNEL]
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Audrey: OK, BOYS, WE'RE
ABOUT TO HEAD OUT.
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Walter: YEAH, WE DON'T WANT TO.
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GET CAUGHT IN
TRAFFIC ON THE WAY TO...
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Audrey: OK. WHY ARE
YOU GUYS ON THE FLOOR?
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Josh: IT'S A LONG,
PAINFUL STORY.
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Audrey: ALL RIGHT. JOSH,
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NOW HERE IS ALL THE INFORMATION
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ABOUT THE HOTEL
WE'LL BE STAYING AT.
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Walter: SO, COME ON. LET'S
GO. I DON'T WANT TO BE LATE.
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Audrey: OK. UM, OH, AND, BOYS,
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HERE'S $200. NOW THAT IS FOR
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FOOD AND EMERGENCIES ONLY.
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Josh: GOT IT.
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Walter: AND REMEMBER, L.A.'s.
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ONLY 2 HOURS AWAY... Josh: GO.
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Drake: GO. HAVE A GOOD TIME.
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Josh: BYE.
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Drake: OK, MEGAN.
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Josh: YOU HAVE TO DO
ALL YOUR HOMEWORK...
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Megan: LISTEN TO ME.
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YOU GET ON ONE OF MY NERVES THIS
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WEEKEND, AND YOU'LL BOTH WAKE UP
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TOMORROW MORNING
VERY CONFUSED IN CUBA.
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Drake: MAYBE WE
SHOULDN'T BOTHER HER.
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Josh: WORD.
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Drake: OH, HEY, YOU
HEAR THAT, JOSH?
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Josh: WHAT?
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Drake: IT'S SAYING, "SPEND ME,
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JOSH. WON'T YOU SPEND ME?"
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Josh: MONEY IS NOT A PUPPET.
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Drake: COME ON. Josh:
NO. ALL RIGHT, YOU HEARD.
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MOM AND DAD. THIS MONEY IS FOR
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FOOD AND EMERGENCIES ONLY.
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Drake: YEAH, YEAH.
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Josh: WHAT?
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Drake: MAN, HOW MUCH FUN IS IT.
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SPENDING 200 BUCKS?
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Josh: DRAKE, WE HAVE NO MONEY.
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LEFT? HOW ARE WE GONNA
BUY FOOD FOR MEGAN?
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Drake: [FRENCH ACCENT]
DINNER IS SERVED.
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Drake: ♪ I NEVER THOUGHT
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THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE,
BUT I FOUND A WAY,
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I FOUND A WAY, AND...
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IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND ♪
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Chorus: ♪ SEE WHAT'S INSIDE ♪
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Drake: ♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME
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TIME TO REALIZE, BUT
IF YOU LOOK INSIDE,
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I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND,
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OVER YOUR SHOULDER, YOU'LL KNOW
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THAT I TOLD YOU I'll ALWAYS BE.
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PICKING YOU UP WHEN YOU'RE DOWN,
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SO JUST TURN AROUND... ♪
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OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪
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Man, on cell phone:
SIR... SIR, PLEASE?
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I KNOW WE DON'T HAVE A
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RESERVATION, BUT EVERY HOTEL IN
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TOWN IS FULL. OH, OK. I SEE.
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NO, DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT.
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WE WILL BE FINE...
SLEEPING IN THE STREET!
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Drake: YOU HEAR THAT?
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THEY NEED A PLACE TO STAY.
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WE CAN RENT THEM A ROOM AT THE
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HOUSE WHILE MOM
AND DAD ARE AWAY.
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Josh: HEY, THAT
IS SO, SO STUPID.
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Drake: COME ON, MAN. IT'S GONNA.
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BE SPRING BREAK ALL WEEKEND.
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Josh: SO?
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Drake: SO EVERY HOTEL IN.
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SAN DIEGO IS GONNA BE BOOKED.
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I BET THEY GIVE
US, LIKE, 200 BUCKS.
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Josh: LOOK, WE HAD 200 BUCKS,
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ALL RIGHT, WHICH YOU PROMPTLY
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THREW AWAY ON BUBBLE GUM,
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A WRISTWATCH, A TELESCOPE,
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AND A MEXICAN ROBOT.
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Drake: COME ON. THIS IS COOL.
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[ROBOT MAKES SOUND]
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Josh: OK, THAT IS PRETTY COOL.
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[ROBOT MAKES SOUND]
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Drake: ANYWAY, WE NEED MONEY.
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WHICH THEY WILL PAY US.
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Josh: THEY WANNA STAY AT A.
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HOTEL, ALL RIGHT?
NOT SOMEONE'S HOUSE.
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Drake: SO THEN WE'LL TELL THEM.
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OUR HOUSE IS ONE OF THOSE FANCY
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HOTELS. YOU KNOW, WHAT DO YOU
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CALL THEM? BED AND BREAKFAST.
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Josh: NO.
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[ROBOT MAKES SOUNDS]
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Josh: NO.
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[ROBOT MAKES SOUNDS]
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Josh: NO!
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[ROBOT MAKES SOUNDS]
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Josh: ALL RIGHT.
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Drake: TERRY, GAIL,
RIGHT THIS WAY.
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Gail: OH, THIS IS LOVELY.
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Drake: THANK YOU. IT'S JUST A.
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LITTLE PLACE I LIKE TO CALL
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THE DRAKE AND JOSH INN.
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Terry: GREAT.
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Terry: SO WHERE DO
WE, UH, CHECK IN?
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Drake: OH, UH... HERE.
HERE, UH, JUST...
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GO AHEAD AND WRITE DOWN YOUR
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NAMES AND... OTHER HOTEL STUFF,
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AND JOSH WILL TAKE
YOUR BAGS UPSTAIRS.
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Josh: DRAKE.
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Drake: WE'LL TAKE
YOUR BAGS UPSTAIRS.
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Terry: HOW GREAT IS IT THAT WE.
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FOUND THIS PLACE?
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Gail: I KNOW. IT'S SO NICE.
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THEY REALLY MADE IT FEEL LIKE
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IT'S SOMEONE'S ACTUAL HOME.
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Terry: HELLO.
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Megan: HI.
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Gail: HOW ARE YOU?
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Megan: GOOD.
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Terry: UH, HAVE YOU
BEEN STAYING HERE LONG?
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Megan: KINDA.
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Gail: HOW'S THE FOOD?
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Megan: DRAKE! JOSH!
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Drake: OH, HEY! CAN WE TALK TO.
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YOU IN THE KITCHEN FOR A SECOND?
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Megan: NO. Josh:
JUST FOR A SECOND.
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Megan: NO.
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PUT ME DOWN!
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Josh: HEY!
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Megan: YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE.
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BEING LIFTED! AND
WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE?
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Drake: THEY NEEDED A HOTEL.
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Megan: AND?
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Josh: WE SORT OF TOLD THEM THIS.
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WAS A HOTEL.
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Megan: OK, I'M
CALLING MOM AND DAD.
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Drake: STOP HER!
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Josh: NOW, YOU MAY HAVE THE.
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PHONE BACK AFTER WE TALK TO YOU.
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Megan: I WOULDN'T WANT THAT.
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PHONE BACK IF I WERE DYING ON
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THE KITCHEN FLOOR.
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Drake: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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DO NOT CALL MOM AND DAD.
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Megan: I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU.
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TURN OUR HOUSE INTO A HOTEL.
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UNLESS... Drake: WHAT
DO YOU WANT, MONEY?
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Megan: NO. I DON'T
NEED YOUR MONEY.
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Drake: ALL RIGHT. THEN WHAT'S IT
GONNA TAKE FOR YOU TO KEEP QUIET.
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ABOUT THIS? Megan: YOU
WANNA PRETEND THIS.
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HOUSE IS A HOTEL? FINE. THEN I
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WANNA BE TREATED LIKE A GUEST.
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Josh: HUH?
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Drake: WHAT?
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Megan: YOU KNOW, MAKE MY BED,
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BRING ME FOOD, AND
ANYTHING ELSE I WANT.
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Josh: NO. NO WAY.
NO... Drake: DEAL.
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Josh: DEAL?
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Megan: DEAL?
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Josh: OK.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Megan: I AIN'T GETTING THAT.
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Drake: ME, NEITHER.
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[RING]
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Josh: HELLO?
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Terry: THANKS.
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Josh: SURE.
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Terry: MMM. THIS COFFEE IS SO.
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FRESH. HOW GREAT IS THIS PLACE?
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Gail: SO GREAT.
DO YOU KNOW THIS.
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IS THE NICEST BED AND BREAKFAST
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WE'VE EVER STAYED AT?
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Josh: JUST LET ME KNOW IF.
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THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO TO
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MAKE YOUR STAY HERE
MORE PLEASURABLE.
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Gail: CAN I GET SOME
HONEY FOR MY TEA?
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Josh: [SOUTHERN
ACCENT] OH, SURE.
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THING, HONEY.
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MA'AM.
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Drake: HEY, JOSH. Josh:
[REGULAR VOICE] HEY.
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Drake: HOW GOES THE HOTEL BIZ?
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Josh: PRETTY GOOD. WE'RE MAKING
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200 BUCKS A NIGHT OFF THESE
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GUYS, AND I KINDA
LIKE RUNNING A HOTEL.
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Drake: I'M SO PSYCHED TO HEAR
YOU SAY THAT, 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN.
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DOWN AT THE BEACH ALL MORNING.
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Josh: DOING WHAT? Drake:
TALKING TO A BUNCH OF.
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COLLEGE KIDS WHO ARE HERE FOR
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SPRING BREAK WITH
NO PLACE TO STAY.
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Josh: SO?
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Drake: RIGHT IN HERE, GUYS.
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Josh: WHA... WHA...
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THE GIRL... HOW ARE YOU, GIRL ON
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A COOLER? WHAT... BOOGIE BOARD?
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WHAT... WHAT THE... DOG?
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WHOA. WHAT THE...
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DRAKE, YOU CAN'T LET THESE
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PEOPLE STAY HERE.
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Drake: OH, REALLY? 'CAUSE ABOUT.
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HALF OF THEM PAID IN ADVANCE.
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Josh: SPRING BREAKERS! WELCOME.
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TO THE DRAKE AND JOSH INN!
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WHOO!
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All: WHOO!
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Josh: YOU GUYS HAVING FUN?
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I KNOW I AM.
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THERE ARE MORE?
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OH. HI.
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UM... BEACH BALLS... UM, HI.
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[PEOPLE TALKING]
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Josh: OH, COME ON, GUYS. NO.
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THROWING STUFF IN THE HOTEL.
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HEY! HEY, WE HAVE A
STRICT "NO PET" POLICY.
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[RUFF]
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EXCEPT FOR YOU.
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Drake: ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT.
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SO WHO ELSE WANTS
SOME SUNTAN LOTION, HUH?
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[CHUCKLES] AND WE JUST RAN OUT.
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Josh: DRAKE, THIS IS OUT OF.
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CONTROL, ALL RIGHT?
YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
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[LIMBO MUSIC PLAYING]
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Drake: OH! CAN'T
TALK. GOTTA LIMBO.
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Terry: SIR?
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Josh: YEAH, WHAT?
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Terry: YOU REALLY NEED TO CLEAN.
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THE POOL. IT'S
GETTING PRETTY DIRTY.
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Josh: WHAT POOL?
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Gail: THE ONE UPSTAIRS.
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Josh: POOL?!
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Josh: UHH!
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COME ON, YOU GUYS! NO ONE'S
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SUPPOSED TO BE IN OUR ROOM.
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HEY, WHO PUT THIS POOL IN HERE?
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Boy: BELLY FLOP!
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[ALL CHEERING]
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Josh: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT.
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DOING A BELLY FLOP!
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All: GO! GO! GO!
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Boy: HEY!
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[CHEERING]
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YEAH!
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Man: THAT WAS AWESOME.
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Josh: EXCUSE ME!
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DRAKE!
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DRAKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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Drake: OH, HEY. THIS IS NIKKI.
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Nikki: HEY, I'M NIKKI.
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Drake: YEAH, SHE'S IN BEAUTY
SCHOOL, SO I'M LETTING HER GIVE.
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ME A HAIRCUT.
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Nikki: I BROUGHT MY SCISSIES.
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Josh: WOW. THAT'S...
THAT'S REALLY COOL.
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Nikki: I KNOW.
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Josh: NOW GO AWAY!
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Drake: WHOA. WHAT'S
YOUR PROBLEM?
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Josh: LOOK, I WANT ALL OF THESE.
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PEOPLE OUT OF HERE NOW!
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Drake: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
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THEY'RE PAYING US A FORTUNE,
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AND I'M HAVING FUN.
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Man: HEY, MAN, IS
THIS YOUR GUITAR?
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Drake: [GASPS]
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OK. I WANT ALL OF THESE PEOPLE
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OUT OF HERE NOW!
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Josh: ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO THIS.
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MOVE! MOVE! MOVE! OUT OF THE
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WAY. OUT OF THE WAY.
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[UNPLUGS STEREO, MUSIC STOPS]
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All: HEY! HEY!
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Josh: [FAKES CRYING] SORRY,
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EVERYBODY, ALL RIGHT?!
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BUT THE DRAKE AND JOSH INN IS
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NOW OFFICIALLY CLOSED.
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[ALL GROAN]
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YEAH, SORRY. SO IF EVERYONE WILL
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PLEASE... OW!
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Drake: WAIT! HEY!
WHAT ARE YOU...
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[MUSIC STARTS]
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JOSH! HERE, GET UP.
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Josh: UHH!
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Drake: HERE.
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MAN, HOW ARE WE GONNA GET ALL
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THESE PEOPLE OUT OF HERE?
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Josh: THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON.
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TOUGH ENOUGH TO
HANDLE 75 COLLEGE KIDS.
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Drake: OK, YOU GO GET HELP,
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AND I'M GONNA STAY
HERE AND MAKE SURE...
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Josh: HELEN? HELEN!
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Helen: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO WORK TODAY.
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Josh: LOOK, I NEED
YOUR HELP, ALL RIGHT?
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Helen: YOU WANNA
BORROW MY OINTMENT?
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Josh: NO. LOOK, I
HAVE 75 PEOPLE.
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AT MY HOUSE.
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Helen: HOW MUCH OINTMENT DO YOU.
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THINK I HAVE?
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Josh: NO. LOOK, ALL RIGHT...
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THERE WAS A PARTY, AND... AND IT
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SORT OF GOT OUT OF CONTROL,
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AND NOW THEY WON'T LEAVE,
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AND I WAS HOPING MAYBE YOU COULD
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COME OVER AND...
AND SCARE THEM AWAY.
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Helen: OK, LOOK,
JOSH, I AM YOUR.
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EMPLOYER, AND I DON'T FEEL IT'S
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MY RESPONSIBILITY TO HELP YOU
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OUT OF YOUR PERSONAL
PREDICAMENTS.
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Josh: PLEASE... Helen:
I AM SORRY, JOSH.
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Josh: YOU'RE... YOU'RE RIGHT.
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Helen: MM-HMM.
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Josh: I... I BETTER GET HOME.
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BEFORE ALL THOSE INSANE PEOPLE
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EAT DRAKE ALIVE. Helen:
DRAKE'S IN TROUBLE?!
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00:15:11,267 --> 00:15:13,076
WHOA! COMING, DRAKE!
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MOVE IT NOW!
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Drake: GET OFF OF...
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Megan: DRAKE! I
NEED ANOTHER SET.
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OF CLEAN SHEETS
SENT UP TO MY ROOM.
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Drake: WHAT? WE JUST SENT CLEAN.
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SHEETS UP THERE, LIKE, 2 HOURS
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AGO. WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE?
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Man: I'M SHEET MAN!
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♪ DA DA-DA DA ♪
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Megan: I WANT THESE
PEOPLE OUT OF HERE!
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Drake: SO DO WE!
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Helen: DRAKE?! DRAKE?!
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WHERE IS HE?
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Josh: THERE HE IS!
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Helen: PUT HIM...
YOU BETTER PUT.
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THAT BOY DOWN!
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Josh: DRAKE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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Drake: UHH. YEAH.
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Helen: OH! DON'T WORRY, HONEY.
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HELEN'S HERE. I'M GONNA MAKE ALL
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THESE BAD PEOPLE GO AWAY.
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Drake: OH, THANK YOU, HELEN.
401
00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:05,876
Man: OH, YEAH. WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL?
402
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I'M J.D. WARFIELD, AND THIS IS
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MTV SPRING BREAK COMING AT YA
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FROM BEAUTIFUL SAN
DIEGO, CALIFORNIA.
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[CHEERING]
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Helen: MTV? WELL, I DO LOVE THE.
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MUSIC TELEVISION.
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00:16:17,733 --> 00:16:20,043
Josh: ARE THESE GUYS
REALLY FROM MTV?
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00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:21,044
Drake: YEAH, THEY SHOWED UP A.
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HALF HOUR AGO.
411
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Helen: ♪ I WANT TO
LOVE YOU, FEEL YOU,
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WRAP MYSELF AROUND YOU,
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00:16:29,133 --> 00:16:32,509
I WANT TO SQUEEZE
YOU, PLEASE YOU,
414
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,143
I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH,
415
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:39,043
AND IF YOU MOVE REAL
SLOW, I'll LET IT GO ♪
416
00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,409
HELP ME OUT NOW.
417
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,943
Drake: OK, WHY DID
YOU BRING HELEN?
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Josh: I THOUGHT SHE'D MAKE ALL.
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THESE PEOPLE LEAVE.
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Drake: WELL, THAT'S NOT EXACTLY.
421
00:16:46,134 --> 00:16:48,209
WORKING, IS IT?
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Helen: ♪ I'M SO EXCITED ♪
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All: WHOO!
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Helen: ♪ AND I
JUST CAN'T HIDE IT ♪
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00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:53,809
All: WHOO!
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00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:56,143
Helen: ♪ I KNOW I'M
ABOUT TO LOSE CONTROL,
427
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:57,743
AND I THINK HE LIKES IT ♪
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00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:02,776
All: WHOO!
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00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:06,443
Josh: THIS CANNOT GET ANY WORSE.
430
00:17:06,467 --> 00:17:09,543
Drake: HEY! WHAT...
431
00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:12,800
Josh: THAT'S NOT NATURAL!
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00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:18,209
Walter: ♪ I'M SO EXCITED,
433
00:17:18,233 --> 00:17:20,176
AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT,
434
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,643
I'M ABOUT TO LOSE CONTROL,
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00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:25,843
I THINK I LIKE IT,
I'M SO EXCITED ♪
436
00:17:25,867 --> 00:17:28,076
Audrey: WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?
437
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:29,044
Walter: OH, I DON'T KNOW.
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00:17:29,068 --> 00:17:30,809
IT'S, UH, IT'S MTV. IT'S A BIG
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SPRING BREAK THING, I THINK.
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00:17:32,933 --> 00:17:39,076
Audrey: LOOK AT ALL
THOSE INSANE KIDS. HA.
441
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,044
WALTER.
442
00:17:40,068 --> 00:17:41,476
Walter: HUH?
443
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,543
Audrey: DOES THAT...
444
00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:47,243
DOES THAT LOOK
LIKE OUR LIVING ROOM?
445
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,576
Walter: WHAT?
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00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,243
WELL, I GUESS IT DOES,
447
00:17:51,267 --> 00:17:52,909
A LITTLE, BUT THERE'S NO WAY
448
00:17:52,933 --> 00:17:54,376
THAT COULD BE OUR HOUSE. I MEAN,
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00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:57,133
HA, COME ON.
450
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,310
[MUSIC PLAYING]
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00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,276
Josh: DO NOT EAT THAT CUSHION!
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OH!
453
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,609
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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WHOA!
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00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:12,444
GET IN HERE!
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00:18:12,468 --> 00:18:15,143
Drake: WHAT?! WHAT?!
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00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:17,643
Josh: LOOK AT THE CALLER I.D.
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Drake: LOS ANGELES! MOM AND DAD?
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00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:23,043
Josh: EITHER THEM
OR LINDSAY LOHAN!
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00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:24,376
Drake: WELL, JUST ANSWER IT.
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00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,044
Josh: YOU GOTTA MAKE THESE.
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00:18:25,068 --> 00:18:32,343
FREAKS BE QUIET FIRST.
463
00:18:32,367 --> 00:18:38,209
[BLOWS AIR HORN]
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Drake: OK, NOW, PLEASE, IF.
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EVERYONE COULD JUST BE QUIET
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00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,376
FOR 60 SECONDS, AND THEN YOU
467
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:45,109
GUYS CAN MAKE ALL
THE NOISE YOU WANT, OK?
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Josh: HELLO? HAPPY SATURDAY.
469
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Audrey: JOSH? IS ANYTHING
GOING ON THERE?
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Josh: UM, NO. HA HA.
NOTHING TO SPEAK OF.
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Audrey: WELL, WE'RE WATCHING TV,
472
00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:58,276
AND WE COULD SWEAR WE'RE LOOKING
473
00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,543
AT A WILD PARTY GOING ON IN OUR
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LIVING ROOM.
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00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:06,043
Josh: IT'S FOR YOU!
476
00:19:06,067 --> 00:19:08,576
Drake: MOM? WHAT'S DOING?
477
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,176
Walter: ALL RIGHT. DRAKE, I
DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON,
478
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:11,409
BUT WE'RE COMING HOME.
479
00:19:11,433 --> 00:19:13,543
Drake: NO! NO! UH...
[HANGS UP PHONE]
480
00:19:13,567 --> 00:19:19,043
YOU CAN'T! IT'S... AARGH!
481
00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:20,943
Josh: SO HOW'S L.A.?
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Drake: THEY'RE ON
THEIR WAY HOME.
483
00:19:22,133 --> 00:19:23,743
Josh: OH! Drake: MAN,
IF WE DON'T GET ALL.
484
00:19:23,767 --> 00:19:24,477
THESE PEOPLE OUT OF HERE IN LESS
485
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THAN 2 HOURS,
OUR LIVES ARE OVER.
486
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:31,443
Josh: WELL, WHAT
ARE WE GONNA DO?
487
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Drake and Josh: MEGAN!
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Drake: OK, WHAT DO WE DO?
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Megan: JUST PUSH THAT THING...
490
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Josh: I'M PUSHIN' IT!
491
00:19:40,367 --> 00:19:41,044
Megan: NOW OPEN UP THE AIR.
492
00:19:41,068 --> 00:19:45,076
CONDITIONING VENT.
493
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,209
Drake: OK, NOW WHAT?
494
00:19:46,233 --> 00:19:46,944
Megan: NOW HELP
ME PUT THIS HOSE.
495
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,043
UP INTO THE VENT.
496
00:19:48,067 --> 00:19:49,609
Josh: COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.
497
00:19:49,633 --> 00:19:51,833
HERE. GO, GO, GO.
498
00:19:58,433 --> 00:20:06,433
[MUSIC PLAYING]
499
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,443
[BLOWS AIR HORN]
500
00:20:09,467 --> 00:20:11,009
[MUSIC STOPS] Nikki:
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
501
00:20:11,033 --> 00:20:12,509
Man: YEAH, CRANK
THE TUNES BACK UP.
502
00:20:12,533 --> 00:20:14,076
Drake: SHH. EVERYONE,
QUIET, PLEASE.
503
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,543
Josh: OK, WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY.
504
00:20:15,567 --> 00:20:17,009
Drake: UH, YES. IT
SEEMS WE HAVE.
505
00:20:17,033 --> 00:20:18,709
A SERIOUS GAS LEAK HERE IN THE
506
00:20:18,733 --> 00:20:20,143
DRAKE AND JOSH INN.
507
00:20:20,167 --> 00:20:24,643
Man: OH, UH, SORRY.
I THINK THAT WAS ME.
508
00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:26,043
Josh: NO! ALL RIGHT. THERE IS A.
509
00:20:26,067 --> 00:20:29,409
SERIOUS LEAK OF... HYDRO...
510
00:20:29,433 --> 00:20:31,609
MON-MONOXOPUFF GAS.
511
00:20:31,633 --> 00:20:35,343
Drake: YEAH. IT MAKES
YOUR EYES BLEED.
512
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:36,509
Josh: SO EVERYONE WILL PLEASE.
513
00:20:36,533 --> 00:20:38,109
LEAVE THE BUILDING IMMEDIATELY.
514
00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:39,343
Second man: I DON'T BELIEVE 'EM.
515
00:20:39,367 --> 00:20:41,343
Nikki: YEAH. COME
ON, LET'S PARTY.
516
00:20:41,367 --> 00:20:43,243
All: YEAH!
517
00:20:43,267 --> 00:20:44,543
Drake: NOW!
518
00:20:44,567 --> 00:20:46,776
Megan: COPY.
519
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:52,109
[MACHINE TURNS ON]
520
00:20:52,133 --> 00:20:54,376
Josh: OH, NO! LOOK!
521
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,976
Drake: IT'S THE MONOXOPUFF GAS.
522
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:57,710
Helen: COVER YOUR EYES, PEOPLE.
523
00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,009
COVER YOUR EYES.
524
00:20:59,033 --> 00:21:01,109
[ALL TALKING]
525
00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:02,609
Josh: GET OUT! GET OUT!
526
00:21:02,633 --> 00:21:08,176
Helen: YOU BETTER GET
OUT OF HERE! GO ON!
527
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,476
Josh: NOW LOCK IT!
528
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:15,067
NOW HUG ME, BROTHER!
529
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:36,800
Drake: OH! THEY'RE HOME!
530
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,376
Josh: COME ON. QUICK. QUICK.
531
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:51,143
1, 2, 3... 4.
532
00:21:51,167 --> 00:21:53,276
Drake: OH, YOU
LOSE A TURN, JOSH.
533
00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:55,043
Josh: RATS!
534
00:21:55,067 --> 00:21:57,143
Walter: AHEM.
535
00:21:57,167 --> 00:21:59,343
Megan: OH. LOOK WHO'S BACK.
536
00:21:59,367 --> 00:22:01,576
Drake: HEY.
537
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:04,309
Audrey: YEAH... WE'RE BACK.
538
00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:05,110
Drake: SO HOW COME
YOU GUYS CAME.
539
00:22:05,134 --> 00:22:06,443
HOME SO EARLY?
540
00:22:06,467 --> 00:22:10,043
Walter: WE WERE
WATCHING TV, AND WE SAW...
541
00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:11,476
Audrey: A WHOLE BUNCH OF CRAZY.
542
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:14,309
COLLEGE KIDS
PARTYING LIKE MANIACS.
543
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,876
Walter: AND A DOG AND A BIG.
544
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:19,943
HAIRY GUY WITH A
ROOT BEER BOTTLE...
545
00:22:19,967 --> 00:22:23,909
Audrey: AND A WOMAN
WAS SINGING R&B TUNES.
546
00:22:23,933 --> 00:22:27,576
Walter: SHE HAD A LAZY EYE.
547
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:28,643
Audrey: AND WE COULD HAVE SWORN.
548
00:22:28,667 --> 00:22:31,443
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE OUR HOUSE.
549
00:22:31,467 --> 00:22:36,243
Drake: YEAH, OK.
550
00:22:36,267 --> 00:22:37,443
Josh: COME ON. WE WOULDN'T HAVE.
551
00:22:37,467 --> 00:22:40,709
A PARTY WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION.
552
00:22:40,733 --> 00:22:42,309
Walter: WELL...
553
00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:45,076
I'M SORRY WE DIDN'T TRUST YOU.
554
00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:46,843
Audrey: WE WON'T
DOUBT YOU AGAIN.
555
00:22:46,867 --> 00:22:47,577
Walter: HEY, TO MAKE IT UP TO.
556
00:22:47,601 --> 00:22:48,609
YOU, WHY DON'T WE ALL GO OUT
557
00:22:48,633 --> 00:22:49,913
FOR SOME PIZZA?
Drake: OH, GREAT.
558
00:22:50,367 --> 00:22:51,210
Megan: AWESOME.
559
00:22:51,234 --> 00:22:54,643
Josh: UH, BUT,
UH... FIRST, UH...
560
00:22:54,667 --> 00:22:55,544
THE 3 OF US HAVE TO GO DO
561
00:22:55,568 --> 00:22:57,676
SOMETHING UPSTAIRS.
562
00:22:57,700 --> 00:23:02,776
Drake: WHAT DO WE HAVE TO...
563
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:09,543
Megan: [LAUGHS] BE RIGHT BACK.
564
00:23:09,567 --> 00:23:11,876
Walter: I WONDER WHAT
THAT WAS ALL ABOUT.
565
00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:15,276
Audrey: TEENS ARE CRAZY.
566
00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:18,109
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
567
00:23:18,133 --> 00:23:19,643
I WONDER WHO THAT IS.
568
00:23:19,667 --> 00:23:24,543
[KNOCK]
569
00:23:24,567 --> 00:23:26,676
Walter: YES, OFFICERS,
CAN WE HELP YOU?
570
00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:27,876
Officer: YES. SIR, DO YOU KNOW.
571
00:23:27,900 --> 00:23:28,744
IT'S AGAINST THE LAW TO HOST A
572
00:23:28,768 --> 00:23:29,943
TELEVISED EVENT FROM A PRIVATE
573
00:23:29,967 --> 00:23:32,243
RESIDENCE WITHOUT A
CITY-AUTHORIZED PERMIT?
574
00:23:32,267 --> 00:23:34,143
Walter: HUH?
575
00:23:34,167 --> 00:23:35,809
Audrey: WE DIDN'T HOST
A TELEVISED EVENT.
576
00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:37,509
Officer: WE HAVE EVIDENCE
THAT SAYS YOU DID.
577
00:23:37,533 --> 00:23:38,510
Walter: BUT, OFFICERS...
578
00:23:38,534 --> 00:23:39,909
Officer: COME WITH US, PLEASE.
579
00:23:39,933 --> 00:23:41,543
Walter: HOLD ON...
BUT YOU SEE...
580
00:23:41,567 --> 00:23:46,209
I'M A WEATHERMAN.
581
00:23:46,233 --> 00:23:47,144
Drake: OK.
582
00:23:47,168 --> 00:23:51,076
Josh: WE'RE READY.
583
00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:56,067
Megan: HELLO?
584
00:23:58,967 --> 00:24:00,209
Josh: AND I CANNOT
BELIEVE I LET.
585
00:24:00,233 --> 00:24:01,543
YOU TALK ME INTO SPENDING OUR
586
00:24:01,567 --> 00:24:06,043
MONEY THAT WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE FOR FOOD.
587
00:24:06,067 --> 00:24:09,209
Drake: I BOUGHT
GUM. GUM IS FOOD.
588
00:24:09,233 --> 00:24:10,443
Josh: ARRGGH!
589
00:24:10,467 --> 00:24:14,743
[GUM SPLATTERS ON FLOOR]
590
00:24:14,767 --> 00:24:15,544
Helen: JOSH!
591
00:24:15,568 --> 00:24:17,209
Josh: WHAT?!
592
00:24:17,233 --> 00:24:19,143
Helen: WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING?
593
00:24:19,167 --> 00:24:20,376
Josh: IT'S MY DAY OFF.
594
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,110
Helen: OH, AND SO YOU THINK.
595
00:24:21,134 --> 00:24:23,043
THAT'S AN EXCUSE
NOT TO BE WORKING?
596
00:24:23,067 --> 00:24:24,143
Drake: HEY, HELEN.
Helen: WHAT IS IT?!
597
00:24:24,167 --> 00:24:25,476
Drake: AAH!
598
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:26,477
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599
00:24:26,501 --> 00:24:28,433
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