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YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS TRY
TO DO THE RIGHT THING.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY?
IF IT FEELS GOOD, DO IT.
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HERE ARE SOME TIPS THAT WILL
HELP YOU STAY OUT OF TROUBLE.
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WANT TO KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN?
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LISTEN UP.
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ALWAYS GO TO BED ON TIME.
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STAY UP ALL NIGHT TILL
LIKE 4:00 IN THE MORNING.
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NEVER MISS CLASS.
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WHEN THE TEACHER'S NOT LOOKING,
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CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW.
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ALWAYS DO YOUR HOMEWORK
BEFORE YOU WATCH TV.
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ALWAYS REMEMBER
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TELEVISION IS FAR MORE
IMPORTANT THAN HOMEWORK.
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HEY, IS DRAKE TELLING
YOU BAD STUFF?
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OH, VEGETABLES? UNCOOL.
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DRAKE! STOP POISONING
THE YOUTH OF AMERICA!
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OK!
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT HOMEWORK.
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EAT CANDY, WATCH TONS OF TV.
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ARE YOU GIVING THE
PEOPLE A POSITIVE MESSAGE?
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YEAH!
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OK, POSITIVELY KEEP
YOUR ROOM MESSY,
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PLAY MUSIC LOUD,
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CHOCOLATE FOR BREAKFAST. GOT IT?
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DON'T BE A TROUBLEMAKER.
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DON'T BE A DORK.
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OK, YOU GET TO EAT
CANDY AT EVERY MEAL
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FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
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BUT YOU HAVE TO
HAVE 7 OF YOUR FINGERS
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SURGICALLY REMOVED.
WOULD YOU DO IT?
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DO I GET TO KEEP MY THUMBS?
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ONE.
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YEAH, I'D DO IT.
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AAH!
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HEY, THAT'S MRS. HAEFFER'S CAR.
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WHAT'S IT DOING
IN THE CLASSROOM?
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OK, SOMEBODY HAS PULLED
THE GREATEST PRANK EVER.
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BUT HOW DID THEY DO IT?
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[BELL RINGS]
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I THINK THE PRANKSTER
MUST HAVE DRIVEN THE CAR
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UP TO THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING,
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THREW IT INTO NEUTRAL,
GREASED THE CAR WITH BUTTER,
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OR CORN OIL,
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AND THEN SQUEEZED IT
THROUGH THAT WINDOW.
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I HAVE A DIFFERENT THEORY.
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OH? WHAT'S THAT, MINDY?
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WELL, I THINK WHEN
YOU WERE A BABY,
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YOUR MOTHER DROPPED
YOU ON YOUR HEAD,
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THEN FED YOU A
BOTTLE OF STUPID JUICE,
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THEN SUCKED YOUR
BRAIN OUT WITH A VACUUM.
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OH, YEAH? WELL...
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OH, YEAH? WELL...
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OH, YEAH?
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GOOD COMEBACK, JOSH.
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OH, YEAH?
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STUPID MINDY. SHE'S SO SMART.
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YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE SHE
CAME IN FIRST AT THE SCIENCE FAIR
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AND YOU CAME IN SECOND.
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I SHOULD HAVE WON,
WHAT WITH MY BIG MAGNET.
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SHE CLONED HER OWN DOG.
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BIG DEAL.
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LIKE THE WORLD NEEDS
ANOTHER COCKAPOO.
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JUST LET IT GO, MAN.
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IT WAS JUST A SCIENCE FAIR.
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NO, SHE BEATS ME AT EVERYTHING.
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I GET A 99 ON A
TEST, SHE GETS 100.
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I RUN FOR CLASS PRESIDENT,
SHE BEATS ME BY ONE VOTE.
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I BRING TUNA FOR
LUNCH, SHE BRINGS HAM.
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SO?
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HAM BEATS TUNA.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
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Drake: HERE COMES HAEFFER.
WHEN SHE SEES HER CAR IN HERE,
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SHE'S GOING TO EXPLODE.
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Haeffer: SORRY I'M LATE, CLASS.
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I HAD MY CAR STOLEN
LAST NIGHT AND...
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I JUST FOUND IT.
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HMM. THAT'S INTERESTING.
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WELL, I'll GO TELL
THE PRINCIPAL.
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THAT MY CAR IS IN THE
MIDDLE OF MY CLASSROOM.
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HMM. NO EXPLOSION.
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Haeffer, shouting: MY CAR IS IN
THE MIDDLE OF MY CLASSROOM!
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KABOOM.
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♪ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT
IT WOULD BE SO SIMPLE ♪
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♪ BUT I FOUND A
WAY, I FOUND A WAY ♪
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♪ IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND ♪
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♪ SEE WHAT'S INSIDE ♪
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♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE
SOME TIME TO REALIZE ♪
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♪ BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE,
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND ♪
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♪ OVER YOUR SHOULDER
YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU ♪
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♪ I'll ALWAYS BE PICKIN'
YOU UP WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ♪
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♪ SO JUST TURN AROUND ♪
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♪ WHOO ♪
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Haeffer: I WANT TO KNOW.
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WHO PARKED MY CAR
IN THIS CLASSROOM,
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AND I WANT TO KNOW NOW.
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SO, NO ONE WANTS TO TALK?
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FINE. BECAUSE I WILL
FIND OUT WHO DID THIS.
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AND WHEN I DO, DRAKE,
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I WILL DO BAD THINGS TO HIM,
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VERY BAD THINGS.
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I DIDN'T DO THIS, MRS. HAEFFER.
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DID NOT DO IT.
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ALL RIGHT, CLASS,
TAKE YOUR SEATS.
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NOW, WOULD EVERYONE
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PLEASE OPEN THEIR
TEXTBOOKS TO PAGE...
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DRAKE, JOSH, WHY
AREN'T YOU SITTING?
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YOU'RE KIND OF
PARKED IN OUR SPOTS.
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THEN SIT IN THE CAR!
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SHOTGUN.
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[CAR ALARM]
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Josh: OH, GEEZ.
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NICE GOING, JOSH. SMOOTH.
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[CAR ALARM STOPS]
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OOH. HELLO, SARA.
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OBJECTS IN MIRROR MAY BE
HOTTER THAN THEY APPEAR.
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Haeffer: DRAKE!
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STOP ENJOYING THE REFLECTION!
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HI. I'M FROM AAAA.
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I GOT A CALL TO REMOVE A
CAR FROM AN ENGLISH CLASS.
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THAT THE ONE?
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YES, IT IS.
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PLEASE, JUST GET IT OUT OF HERE.
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ALL RIGHT, WHO CAN TELL ME...
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[MACHINE NOISE]
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[SHOUTING] WHAT WERE THE
NAMES OF THE TWO FEUDING FAMILIES
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IN "ROMEO AND JULIET"?
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[HONKS HORN]
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STOP IT!
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JOSH.
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THE ANSWER IS THE
MONTAGUES AND THE HATHAWAYS.
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Mindy: WRONG.
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I BELIEVE IT WAS THE
MONTAGUES AND THE CAPULETS.
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CORRECT.
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BUT I HAD A BIG MAGNET!
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SHE CLONED HER OWN DOG!
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UH, EXCUSE ME.
CAN I USE YOUR JACK?
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OH, IT'S IN THE TRUNK.
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Haeffer: ALL RIGHT, NOW,
WE KNOW THAT ROMEO.
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WAS NOT ALLOWED
TO SNUGGLE JULIET,
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NOT EVEN ON THE WEEKENDS, AND...
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WHERE DID THAT JACKET COME FROM?
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IT WAS IN YOUR TRUNK.
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HEY, DRAKE, THAT'S YOUR JACKET.
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YEAH, IT WAS STOLEN OUT OF
MY LOCKER A COUPLE DAYS AGO.
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OR DID YOU LEAVE IT IN
THE TRUNK LAST NIGHT
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WHEN YOU WERE PARKING
MY CAR IN THIS CLASSROOM?
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I TOLD YOU, MRS.
HAEFFER, I DIDN'T DO THIS.
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YOU ARE SUSPENDED, DRAKE PARKER.
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WHAT?! SUSPENDED!
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COME ON, NOW, YOU
HAVE... TO THE NURSE!
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DID YOU DO IT?
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NO. WHY DID YOU DO IT?
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I DIDN'T.
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HOW DID YOU DO IT?
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I TOLD YOU, I DIDN'T DO IT!
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I SWORE ON MOM'S GRAVE.
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Mother: EXCUSE ME,
STILL ALIVE HERE.
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SORRY, IT'S AN EXPRESSION.
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MEGAN, OUT.
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ARE YOU GOING TO YELL AT DRAKE?
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OUT!
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FINE.
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BUT IF HE CRIES AND I MISS IT,
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I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE
TO MAKE HIM CRY AGAIN.
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SO WE JUST GOT OFF THE
PHONE WITH YOUR PRINCIPAL.
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LOOK, I PROMISE YOU GUYS,
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I DID NOT PUT HER CAR
IN THAT CLASSROOM.
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YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME.
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WELL, YOU HAVE BEEN
KNOWN TO ACT OUT.
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LIKE WHEN?
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YOU DROVE THE LAWN
MOWER INTO THE LIVING ROOM.
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BY ACCIDENT.
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YOU FILLED OUR SWIMMING
POOL WITH LOBSTERS.
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TO MAKE MONEY.
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SHOULD I MENTION THE STINK BOMB
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AT MY SISTER'S WEDDING?
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OH, COME ON, EVEN
YOU HATE YOUR SISTER.
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LOOK, DRAKE, IT DOESN'T
MATTER WHAT WE BELIEVE,
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YOUR SCHOOL HAS RULES.
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SUSPENSION MEANS THAT YOU
CAN'T GO ON YOUR CLASS SKI TRIP,
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YOU CAN'T COMPETE
IN THE TALENT SHOW.
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IT'S JUST SO UNFAIR!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE MRS. HAEFFER
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CAN JUST DECIDE I'M GUILTY.
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SHE CAN'T!
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WHAT?
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ACCORDING TO MY
POCKET-SIZED SCHOOL HANDBOOK.
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ANY ACCUSED STUDENT
CAN APPEAL HIS CASE
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BEFORE THE HONOR COUNCIL.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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IT'S LIKE A COURT.
A JURY OF STUDENTS
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DECIDES WHETHER YOU'RE
INNOCENT OR GUILTY.
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HOW WERE YOU GOING TO
MAKE MONEY WITH LOBSTERS?
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FOCUS, WALTER!
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ALL RIGHT, JOSH,
I WANT TO DO IT.
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HOW DO I GO BEFORE
THIS HONOR CLOSET?
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WELL, FIRST, IT'S CALLED
THE HONOR COUNCIL.
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AND SECOND, I'VE ALREADY
SUBMITTED YOUR CASE.
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OH, REALLY? THAT'S AWESOME!
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WE GO TO TRIAL IN TWO DAYS.
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THAT'S AWESOME!
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AND I'M GOING TO DEFEND YOU!
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OH, THAT'S NOT AWESOME.
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Boy: DRAKE, DRAKE!
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BOBBY BERNSTEIN
FROM THE SCHOOL PAPER.
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ARE YOU INNOCENT?
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YES, COMPLETELY INNOCENT.
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DRAKE, IF YOU'RE SUSPENDED,
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CAN YOU STILL TAKE
ME TO THE PROM?
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HEY, I'M GOING WITH
DRAKE TO THE PROM!
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EXCUSE ME, DRAKE'S MY PROM DATE!
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[ALL SHOUTING]
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GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS!
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OK, ONCE I PROVE
DRAKE'S INNOCENCE,
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HE COULD TAKE ALL 3
OF YOU TO THE PROM.
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[SQUEALING]
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SO WHAT DO WE DO?
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JUST RELAX. I'VE GOT
EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.
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ACT TOUGH. THIS IS WAR.
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HEY, MRS. HAEFFER. YOU KNOW,
YOU LOOK LOVELY IN LAVENDER.
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OH, THANK YOU, JOSH.
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YOU'RE LOOKING
PRETTY SPIFFY YOURSELF.
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I HATE YOU, DRAKE.
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MA'AM.
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SO, MRS. HAEFFER,
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I GUESS YOU'LL BE DEFENDING
YOURSELF IN THIS TRIAL?
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NO, ACTUALLY ONE OF MY
STUDENTS IS REPRESENTING ME.
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OH, REALLY? WELL, HE'S
IN FOR A ROUGH TIME.
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I'VE COME PREPARED.
GOT ME A BRIEFCASE.
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SO WHO'S GOING TO
BE REPRESENTING YOU?
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UH... OH, HERE SHE COMES NOW.
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HI, MRS. HAEFFER.
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WOW, MINDY. TWO BRIEFCASES.
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MINDY?!
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YOU'RE REPRESENTING
MRS. HAEFFER?
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THAT'S RIGHT, JOSH.
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LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE
GOING TO LOSE AGAIN.
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OH, NO. NOT THIS TIME.
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I AM DONE LOSING TO YOU.
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FACE IT, JOSH, YOU CAN'T
BEAT ME AT ANYTHING.
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OH, YEAH?
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THUMB WAR!
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1, 2, 3, 4, I DECLARE
A THUMB WAR!
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1, 2, 3, YOU LOSE.
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LET GO OF MY THUMB!
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COME ON, MRS. HAEFFER.
TABLE'S RIGHT HERE.
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THIS WON'T TAKE LONG.
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GOOD LUCK, JOSH.
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I HATE YOU, DRAKE.
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MA'AM.
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SHE HURT MY THUMB.
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[NO SOUND]
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ALL RIGHT, THIS MEETING OF THE
HONOR COUNCIL WILL NOW BEGIN.
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DRAKE PARKER.
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YOU ARE ACCUSED BY MRS. HAEFFER
255
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OF PUTTING HER CAR
INTO A CLASSROOM.
256
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,109
IF YOU'RE FOUND
GUILTY BY THE JURY,
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YOU ARE GOING TO BE
SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL.
258
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AND IF I'M FOUND INNOCENT?
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT, WE WILL NOW HEAR
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AN OPENING STATEMENT
FROM THE DEFENSE.
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YOU'RE SURE YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
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YEAH.
264
00:11:38,233 --> 00:11:40,367
I SPENT ALL LAST NIGHT
STUDYING LEGAL TALK.
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WATCH THIS.
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THANK YOU, MR. THOMPSON.
267
00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:46,100
LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY,
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MY CLIENT, DRAKE PARKER,
HENCEFORTH KNOWN AS "PARTY A,"
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CANNOT HAVE COMMITTED
SAID ACT OF MALFEASANCE.
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NAY, IN THIS TRIAL, I SHALL RENDER
BOTH HABEASES AND CORPUSES...
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I WILL BEGIN MY ARGUMENT
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BY EXAMINING THE
PLAINTIFF'S ERRONEOUS CLAIM...
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I REQUEST THAT YOU
EXAMINE AND ANALYZE
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ALL OF THE MOTIONS
AND INJUNCTIONS,
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AND COME TO A
DECISION EX POST FACTO.
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I WILL ARGUE MY CASE
THROUGH A SERIES OF DEFENSES
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STARTING WITH ARTICLE ONE...
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WHICH BRINGS ME TO
POINT NUMBER 17, SUBSET A.
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[AIR HORN BLOWS]
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JOSH, THAT'S ENOUGH OF
AN OPENING STATEMENT,
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DON'T YOU THINK?
282
00:12:27,067 --> 00:12:30,067
BUT I WAS JUST... [HONK]
283
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MINDY, YOU HAVE THE FLOOR.
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Mindy: THANK YOU.
285
00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:34,433
UNLIKE MY OPPONENT,
286
00:12:34,533 --> 00:12:36,433
I'll MAKE MY OPENING
STATEMENT SHORT AND SWEET.
287
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DRAKE'S GUILTY. I'll PROVE IT.
288
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WHO WANTS SUSHI?
289
00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:41,533
[APPLAUSE]
290
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BUT THAT'S NOT
FAIR! DO SOMETHING!
291
00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:43,600
OH, RIGHT.
292
00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:46,333
UH, MR. THOMPSON? I OBJECT.
293
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,967
MINDY CAN'T BRING IN SUSHI.
294
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[CHEWING] OVERRULED.
295
00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:51,733
Thompson: HEY, CAN I HAVE.
296
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A SPICY TUNA ROLL, PLEASE?
297
00:12:53,067 --> 00:12:54,067
Waiter: HAI!
298
00:12:55,367 --> 00:12:57,233
THANK YOU. OH, THAT'S
GOOD. THAT'S THE BEST ONE.
299
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,433
THIS IS BOBBY BERNSTEIN
FOR THE SCHOOL NEWS.
300
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I'M HERE WITH JOSH NICHOLS,
301
00:13:08,733 --> 00:13:10,013
WHO'S DEFENDING
HIS BROTHER DRAKE
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IN THE BIGGEST HONOR
COUNCIL TRIAL OF THE YEAR.
303
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:13,833
JOSH, TELL ME,
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00:13:13,933 --> 00:13:15,900
WHY DO YOU THINK
YOU LOST THIS CASE?
305
00:13:16,067 --> 00:13:20,067
I DIDN'T LOSE. THE
TRIAL'S STILL GOING ON.
306
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,633
THIS IS GOING TO AIR NEXT WEEK.
307
00:13:21,733 --> 00:13:23,333
YEAH, BEAT IT, BERNSTEIN!
308
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,833
ALL RIGHT. MINDY,
THE FLOOR IS YOURS.
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00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:29,900
FOR MY NEXT WITNESS,
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I'D LIKE TO CALL THE
DEFENDANT, DRAKE PARKER.
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JUST BE COOL. DON'T
LET HER RATTLE YOU.
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RIGHT. GOT IT.
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00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:39,133
OH, WAIT, WAIT. FIX YOUR COLLAR.
314
00:13:39,233 --> 00:13:41,067
IT WILL IMPRESS THE
JURY IF YOU LOOK NICE.
315
00:13:44,933 --> 00:13:46,467
JOSH, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.
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JUST ONE SEC.
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Mindy: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY,
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00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,767
I HAVE HERE EXHIBIT A:
DRAKE'S ENGLISH NOTEBOOK.
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00:14:02,867 --> 00:14:05,867
YOU'LL NOTICE IT
CONTAINS NO NOTES. NO.
320
00:14:05,967 --> 00:14:08,633
ONLY THE DISTURBING
SCRIBBLINGS OF A BOY POSSESSED.
321
00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:11,100
THOSE ARE PERSONAL!
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00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,800
YOU CAN'T SHOW
EVERYONE HIS DOODLES!
323
00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:16,900
DOODLES.
324
00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:19,667
MR. THOMPSON, THIS NOTEBOOK IS
DIRECTLY RELEVANT TO THIS CASE
325
00:14:19,767 --> 00:14:21,967
AS IT SHOWS DRAKE'S TRUE
FEELINGS ABOUT MRS. HAEFFER.
326
00:14:22,067 --> 00:14:24,800
OH, I'll ALLOW THAT, YEAH.
327
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,313
I'VE TAKEN SOME OF DRAKE'S
DRAWINGS AND ENLARGED THEM
328
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:32,167
SO YOU CAN ALL SEE THE INNER
WORKINGS OF HIS TWISTED MIND.
329
00:14:32,267 --> 00:14:34,500
DRAWING NUMBER ONE.
330
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,233
CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT THIS IS?
331
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,633
AIRPLANE.
332
00:14:38,733 --> 00:14:41,233
AND WHO IS THIS JUMPING
OUT OF THE AIRPLANE?
333
00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:43,533
MRS. HAEFFER.
334
00:14:45,233 --> 00:14:46,767
AND WHERE'S HER PARACHUTE?
335
00:14:46,867 --> 00:14:48,667
DIDN'T DRAW ONE.
336
00:14:48,767 --> 00:14:49,933
DIDN'T DRAW ONE!
337
00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:53,867
BUT THERE'S A LAKE BELOW.
338
00:14:53,967 --> 00:14:56,833
SO CLEARLY SHE WOULD
LAND SAFELY IN THE WATER.
339
00:14:56,933 --> 00:14:58,067
REALLY?
340
00:14:58,167 --> 00:15:00,533
DRAKE, WHAT ARE THESE
THINGS IN THE WATER?
341
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:04,200
HUNGRY ALLIGATORS.
342
00:15:05,233 --> 00:15:06,567
I SEE.
343
00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:07,833
DRAWING NUMBER TWO.
344
00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:13,167
HERE WE SEE MRS. HAEFFER
SMILING AND HOLDING AN UMBRELLA,
345
00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:14,167
BUT ABOVE HER...
346
00:15:14,267 --> 00:15:15,747
THAT'S NOT RAIN
FALLING, IS IT, DRAKE?
347
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,300
NOT REALLY.
348
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,167
WHAT IS IT?
349
00:15:19,267 --> 00:15:20,700
PIANO.
350
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:21,967
A PIANO!
351
00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:26,700
WHAT'S HAPPENING
TO MRS. HAEFFER HERE?
352
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,567
EATEN BY AN ELEPHANT.
353
00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:31,733
AND HERE?
354
00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:33,633
STRUCK BY LIGHTNING.
355
00:15:35,633 --> 00:15:36,800
AND THIS ONE?
356
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:39,867
PROBED BY ALIENS.
357
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,700
[NO SOUND]
358
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NO MORE QUESTIONS.
359
00:15:52,233 --> 00:15:55,233
NOW, DRAKE, WE KNOW FROM
THE JANITOR'S TESTIMONY
360
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:57,133
THAT THE CAR WAS PUT
INTO THE CLASSROOM
361
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SOMETIME BETWEEN MIDNIGHT
AND 6 A.M. TUESDAY MORNING.
362
00:16:00,633 --> 00:16:01,533
RIGHT.
363
00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:03,067
EXCUSE ME, BUT
WHERE IS THIS GOING?
364
00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:06,267
IN YOUR FACE, THAT'S
WHERE IT'S GOING!
365
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,767
DRAKE COULDN'T HAVE
PULLED THAT PRANK
366
00:16:10,867 --> 00:16:11,767
BECAUSE WE SHARE A ROOM.
367
00:16:11,867 --> 00:16:13,733
AND BETWEEN MIDNIGHT AND 6 A.M.,
368
00:16:13,867 --> 00:16:16,600
HE WAS ASLEEP IN HIS BED.
369
00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:19,300
CLONE THAT ONE, MINDY!
370
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:22,867
MR. THOMPSON, I HAVE
SOME QUESTIONS FOR JOSH.
371
00:16:22,967 --> 00:16:23,967
BRING IT.
372
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,767
MINDY, YOU MAY "BRING IT."
373
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,100
IS IT TRUE THAT I BEAT YOU
374
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,800
IN THE SCIENCE FAIR LAST YEAR?
375
00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:36,900
YES.
376
00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:38,676
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE
TO DO WITH THIS TRIAL?
377
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,233
NOTHING, I JUST
LIKE REMINDING YOU.
378
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:43,809
NOW YOU SAY THAT DRAKE
COULDN'T HAVE PULLED THIS PRANK
379
00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:45,700
BECAUSE YOU WERE BOTH
ASLEEP IN THE SAME ROOM
380
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,300
BETWEEN MIDNIGHT AND 6 A.M.
381
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,433
THAT'S RIGHT.
382
00:16:48,533 --> 00:16:50,600
BUT WHO'S TO SAY
383
00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:52,867
THAT DRAKE DIDN'T SNEAK OUT
OF YOUR ROOM AFTER MIDNIGHT,
384
00:16:52,967 --> 00:16:53,967
WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING,
385
00:16:54,067 --> 00:16:55,800
PUT MRS. HAEFFER'S
CAR IN THE CLASSROOM,
386
00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:57,933
THEN RETURN TO YOUR
ROOM BEFORE YOU WOKE UP?
387
00:16:58,067 --> 00:17:00,043
IMPOSSIBLE. IF HE HAD LEFT,
388
00:17:00,067 --> 00:17:01,067
IT WOULD HAVE WOKEN ME UP,
389
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:03,333
BECAUSE I AM A
VERY LIGHT SLEEPER.
390
00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:04,833
YOU'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER?
391
00:17:07,833 --> 00:17:09,509
JOSH, ARE YOU AWARE THAT
YOUR LITTLE SISTER MEGAN
392
00:17:09,533 --> 00:17:10,633
HAS HER OWN WEB SITE?
393
00:17:10,733 --> 00:17:12,167
YEAH. SO?
394
00:17:12,267 --> 00:17:14,509
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IF YOU'D
ALL TAKE A LOOK AT THIS MONITOR,
395
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:18,633
I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU A VIDEO
CLIP FROM MEGANPARKER.COM.
396
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,067
WATCH CLOSELY.
397
00:17:20,133 --> 00:17:22,333
HI, I'M MEGAN PARKER, AND
THIS IS MY FRIEND ADDIE.
398
00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:23,467
I'M HER FRIEND ADDIE.
399
00:17:23,567 --> 00:17:24,867
WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF...
400
00:17:24,967 --> 00:17:27,933
Both: "DOING STUFF TO
JOSH WHILE HE SLEEPS!"
401
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:30,500
THIS WEEK, WE'RE GOING
TO FOCUS ON JOSH'S FACE.
402
00:17:30,567 --> 00:17:32,067
WE'RE GOING TO PUT STUFF ON IT.
403
00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,600
FIRST, BOLOGNA.
404
00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:38,900
NEXT, LIPSTICK.
405
00:17:42,933 --> 00:17:45,600
AND FINALLY... Both: A KITTY!
406
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:51,867
WHICH IS EXTRA FUNNY,
BECAUSE HE'S ALLERGIC TO CATS.
407
00:17:53,867 --> 00:17:55,900
THAT CONCLUDES THIS
WEEK'S EPISODE OF...
408
00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:58,233
Both: "DOING STUFF TO
JOSH WHILE HE SLEEPS."
409
00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:00,333
BYE!
410
00:18:02,133 --> 00:18:03,333
AS YOU CLEARLY JUST SAW,
411
00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:05,700
JOSH NICHOLS IS
NOT A LIGHT SLEEPER,
412
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,243
WHICH MEANS DRAKE
OBVIOUSLY SNUCK OUT,
413
00:18:07,267 --> 00:18:08,400
PULLED THE PRANK,
414
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,933
THEN SNUCK BACK IN BEFORE
JOSH EVEN KNEW HE WAS GONE.
415
00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:13,333
DRAKE, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?
416
00:18:13,433 --> 00:18:14,667
I DIDN'T DO IT!
417
00:18:14,767 --> 00:18:16,500
OH, RIGHT.
418
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,767
SHE'S GOOD.
419
00:18:26,067 --> 00:18:28,067
SO, I HEAR YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE.
420
00:18:28,167 --> 00:18:30,433
WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?
421
00:18:30,533 --> 00:18:32,533
SCHOOL PAPER.
422
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,267
HEY, MY HAIR LOOKS
PRETTY GOOD THERE.
423
00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:36,367
SO, DRAKE, TELL ME!
424
00:18:36,467 --> 00:18:38,067
TELL YOU WHAT?
425
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,667
HOW YOU GOT HER
CAR IN THAT CLASSROOM.
426
00:18:39,767 --> 00:18:41,333
DID YOU USE A RAMP
UP TO THE WINDOW?
427
00:18:41,433 --> 00:18:43,533
OR WAS IT SOME TYPE
OF HYDRAULIC LIFT?
428
00:18:43,633 --> 00:18:45,067
MEGAN, FOR THE LAST TIME,
429
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,800
I DID NOT PULL THAT PRANK.
430
00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:48,333
I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW.
431
00:18:48,433 --> 00:18:50,267
YEAH, YOU'RE NOT THAT SMART.
432
00:18:50,367 --> 00:18:52,267
THANK YOU.
433
00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:53,267
HEY!
434
00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:55,533
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
435
00:18:55,633 --> 00:18:58,100
YEAH.
436
00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,733
HEY!
437
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,500
YOU KNOW WHAT?
438
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,167
I'M GOING TO LOOK INTO THIS.
439
00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:05,300
WHAT?
440
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,500
I'M GOING TO HELP YOU.
441
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:10,167
AND WHY ARE YOU
GOING TO HELP ME?
442
00:19:10,267 --> 00:19:11,367
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BROTHER.
443
00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:14,100
AND I CAN TELL YOU'RE
SAD AND SCARED AND UPSET,
444
00:19:14,233 --> 00:19:16,333
AND I CAN'T STAND
TO SEE YOU THAT WAY
445
00:19:16,433 --> 00:19:17,633
UNLESS I CAUSE IT.
446
00:19:17,733 --> 00:19:19,700
OH, THANKS.
447
00:19:22,067 --> 00:19:23,200
HEY!
448
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,233
Mindy: SO IF YOU EXAMINE
ALL OF THE EVIDENCE,
449
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:32,933
YOU WILL SEE THAT THERE IS
NO DOUBT THAT DRAKE PARKER
450
00:19:33,067 --> 00:19:34,209
IS GUILTY OF PULLING THIS PRANK
451
00:19:34,233 --> 00:19:36,133
AND DESERVES TO BE SUSPENDED.
452
00:19:36,233 --> 00:19:38,300
ALSO I BEAT JOSH IN THE
SCIENCE FAIR LAST YEAR.
453
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,600
JUST SAYIN'.
454
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,633
LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY,
455
00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:49,067
I AM NOT AN EMOTIONAL MAN.
456
00:19:49,133 --> 00:19:52,133
BUT I WOULD GO TO
THE ENDS OF THE EARTH
457
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,433
TO PROVE THAT MY
CLIENT, DRAKE PARKER,
458
00:19:54,533 --> 00:19:55,900
IS INNOCENT!!
459
00:19:56,067 --> 00:19:58,067
[CRUNCH]
460
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,967
AW, GEEZ.
461
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:04,600
JOSH, SIT DOWN, WILL YOU?
462
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:06,400
WE ALL KNOW DRAKE IS GUILTY.
463
00:20:07,867 --> 00:20:09,400
UH, BUT IT'S UP TO THE JURY.
464
00:20:10,267 --> 00:20:11,867
GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY.
I THINK HE'S GUILTY.
465
00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:13,267
GUILTY. GUILTY.
466
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:17,800
MEGAN? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
467
00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:19,833
JUST READ THIS.
468
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,467
UH, MR. THOMPSON?
469
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,133
CAN I JUST HAVE ONE MORE MINUTE?
470
00:20:28,233 --> 00:20:31,333
IT'S OVER, JOSH. I WON. AGAIN.
471
00:20:31,433 --> 00:20:33,167
MR. THOMPSON, MAY I?
472
00:20:33,267 --> 00:20:35,800
WELL, IF IT KEEPS ME FROM
GOING HOME TO MY WIFE,
473
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,733
SURE, WHATEVER.
474
00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:39,967
THANK YOU.
475
00:20:40,067 --> 00:20:42,333
I CALL MINDY CRENSHAW
TO THE STAND.
476
00:20:42,433 --> 00:20:43,333
WHAT?
477
00:20:43,433 --> 00:20:45,400
TO THE STAND, CRENSHAW!
478
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,800
CRENSHAW.
479
00:20:55,233 --> 00:20:56,543
ALL RIGHT, COME ON,
BOYS, LET'S GET TO IT.
480
00:20:56,567 --> 00:21:00,533
SO, MINDY, YOU DO VERY
WELL IN SCHOOL, DON'T YOU?
481
00:21:00,633 --> 00:21:03,300
NUMBER ONE IN
THE CLASS. JEALOUS?
482
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,167
WHAT'S YOUR GRADE POINT AVERAGE?
483
00:21:06,267 --> 00:21:07,467
I HAVE A 4.0.
484
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,500
SO YOU'RE SAYING
YOU HAVE ALL "A" s?
485
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:10,967
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
486
00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:14,400
Both: REALLY?
487
00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:19,133
BECAUSE WE HAPPEN TO HAVE
A COPY OF YOUR TRANSCRIPT.
488
00:21:19,233 --> 00:21:20,767
AND YOUR GRADES.
489
00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:26,500
THAT'S WHAT TRANSCRIPT MEANS.
490
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:27,800
OH.
491
00:21:29,467 --> 00:21:30,867
SO LET'S TAKE A
LOOK AT YOUR GRADES.
492
00:21:30,967 --> 00:21:32,567
YES, LET'S.
493
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:38,133
HMM. "A," "A,"
"A," "A," "A"... OH!
494
00:21:38,233 --> 00:21:39,500
WHOOPS!
495
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,467
DRAKE, WHAT DOES THAT LITTLE
LETTER LOOK LIKE RIGHT THERE?
496
00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:45,733
OH, GEE, JOSH, I'M
THINKING THAT'S A "B."
497
00:21:45,833 --> 00:21:48,200
OK, FINE, I GOT ONE "B."
498
00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:50,500
YES, YOU DID.
499
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,600
TWO YEARS AGO.
500
00:21:51,667 --> 00:21:53,100
IN A CLASS TAUGHT BY...
501
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,233
MRS. ALICE HAEFFER!
502
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,633
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, MINDY?
503
00:21:58,733 --> 00:22:00,200
I SAY, "WHO CARES?"
504
00:22:00,367 --> 00:22:02,733
OH, I THINK YOU DO.
505
00:22:02,833 --> 00:22:05,100
I THINK YOU HAD A PERFECT
STRAIGHT "A" AVERAGE
506
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,100
UNTIL ONE COURAGEOUS
TEACHER GAVE YOU A "B,"
507
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,800
AND YOU COULDN'T
STAND IT. BE QUIET, JOSH!
508
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,200
IT ATE AWAY AT YOU,
509
00:22:11,267 --> 00:22:12,627
UNTIL YOU COULDN'T
TAKE IT ANYMORE!
510
00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:13,567
REMEMBER THE SCIENCE FAIR!
511
00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:14,833
SO YOU TOOK HER CAR APART,
512
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:16,509
AND PUT IT BACK TOGETHER
IN HER CLASSROOM
513
00:22:16,533 --> 00:22:17,533
TO GET EVEN! STOP TALKING!
514
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:19,400
YEAH, AND THEN YOU FRAMED ME.
515
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:20,900
ADMIT IT! TELL THE TRUTH!
516
00:22:21,067 --> 00:22:22,867
ALL RIGHT, I DID IT! YOU HAPPY?!
517
00:22:24,367 --> 00:22:26,667
MINDY! HOW COULD YOU?
518
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,433
HOW COULD YOU GIVE ME A "B"?
519
00:22:28,533 --> 00:22:29,576
I'M PERFECT, BETTER
THAN ALL OF YOU.
520
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,500
[GAVEL BANGS]
521
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,767
MINDY, YOU'RE SUSPENDED.
DRAKE, YOU'RE NOT.
522
00:22:33,867 --> 00:22:35,400
I'VE GOT TO GET SOME SOUP.
523
00:22:37,467 --> 00:22:39,067
ALL RIGHT, FINE, I DON'T CARE.
524
00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:40,943
I DON'T NEED THIS PLACE.
I DON'T NEED ANY OF YOU.
525
00:22:40,967 --> 00:22:42,067
I HAVE A COCKAPOO
526
00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:44,967
AND AN EXACT CLONE
OF THAT COCKAPOO.
527
00:22:46,467 --> 00:22:47,667
THAT'S TWO COCKAPI.
528
00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:50,067
HOW MANY COCKAPI DO
YOU HAVE, JOSH? HMM?
529
00:22:51,367 --> 00:22:52,967
OH, THAT'S RIGHT. NONE.
530
00:22:53,067 --> 00:22:54,267
ALL YOU'VE GOT IS A BIG MAGNET.
531
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,500
"OH, I'M JOSH. LOOK AT
ME WITH MY BIG MAGNET."
532
00:22:58,567 --> 00:23:00,300
THAT'S RIGHT. CRENSHAW, OUT.
533
00:23:02,067 --> 00:23:03,467
SEE YOU, CRAZY.
534
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,400
YOU DID IT, MAN.
535
00:23:07,467 --> 00:23:09,167
YEAH, WE DID.
536
00:23:09,267 --> 00:23:13,667
DRAKE, THIS ISN'T
EASY FOR ME TO SAY,
537
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:17,167
BUT I WAS WRONG. I'M SORRY.
538
00:23:17,267 --> 00:23:19,267
THANK YOU, MRS. HAEFFER.
539
00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:20,543
YOU KNOW, I'M JUST
ACTUALLY GLAD...
540
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:21,467
STILL HATE YOU.
541
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:22,733
I KNOW.
542
00:23:26,267 --> 00:23:28,200
THANKS FOR GETTING
ME OUT OF THIS, MAN.
543
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:29,567
I DEFINITELY OWE YOU.
544
00:23:29,667 --> 00:23:31,833
OH, YEAH? HOW ARE
YOU GOING TO REPAY ME?
545
00:23:31,933 --> 00:23:33,300
I'll THINK OF SOMETHING.
546
00:23:34,967 --> 00:23:36,167
I KNEW YOU WERE INNOCENT.
547
00:23:36,267 --> 00:23:37,167
I KNEW IT MORE!
548
00:23:37,267 --> 00:23:39,267
YOUR HAIR IS SO COOL!
549
00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:46,300
[NO SOUND]
550
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,300
OK!
551
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,067
HE'S SO CUTE!
552
00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:54,200
CONSIDER US EVEN.
553
00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:56,233
LA LA!
554
00:23:56,267 --> 00:23:57,433
I KNOW.
555
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:03,700
HUNGRY ALLIGATORS.
556
00:24:06,533 --> 00:24:07,900
I THINK DRAKE'S INNOCENT,
557
00:24:08,067 --> 00:24:10,667
AND CUTE. YOU DRAW SO COOL!
558
00:24:10,767 --> 00:24:12,400
THANK YOU.
559
00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:13,833
WHO ARE YOU?
560
00:24:13,933 --> 00:24:15,243
YOUNG LADY, BACK
TO YOUR SEAT, PLEASE.
561
00:24:15,267 --> 00:24:17,067
FREE DRAKE! FREE DRAKE!
562
00:24:17,167 --> 00:24:18,800
I LOVE YOU. BYE!
563
00:24:21,367 --> 00:24:22,967
OK.
564
00:24:26,133 --> 00:24:27,300
Man: MMM!
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