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SO AFTER DINNER TONIGHT,
MOM TELLS ME AND JOSH
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TO DO THE DISHES.
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YOU KNOW, DRAKE'S SUPPOSED TO BE
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HELPING ME DO THESE DISHES,
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BUT I DON'T MIND.
I LIKE WORKING.
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IT'S NOT THAT I HAVE A
PROBLEM WITH WORKING.
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I JUST CHOOSE NOT TO.
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TO ME, GETTING A JOB
DONE, AND DONE WELL,
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JUST FEELS GOOD.
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I LIKE DOING DISHES.
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I LIKE SLEEPING.
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RAKING LEAVES.
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PLAYING GUITAR.
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DOING HOMEWORK.
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TRICKING JOSH INTO
DOING MY HOMEWORK.
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WELL, DISHES ARE DONE.
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THAT'S ENOUGH
GUITAR FOR TONIGHT.
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ON TO MY NEXT ACTIVITY.
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TIME FOR MY NEXT ACTIVITY.
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HELLO, BROOM.
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HELLO, MICHELLE.
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WOW, "CAVEMOM 2." HOW
AWESOME? SO AWESOME.
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OH, I... I LOVE THE WAY
THE DIRECTOR USED LIGHT
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AS A SYMBOL FOR REDEMPTION.
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I LOVE THE WAY THE
DIRECTOR USED HOT GIRLS
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AS A SYMBOL FOR,
UH... HOT GIRLS.
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AND THEN HE WAS LIKE, "NO WAY."
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AND SPEAKING OF HOT GIRLS...
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UH, EXCUSE ME, SIR.
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DO YOU HAVE A SECOND?
I JUST GOT TO TELL YOU
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HOW GREAT THIS MOVIE THEATER IS.
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YEAH? OH, THE MOVIE, SLAMMIN.'
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THE SOUND SYSTEM, BUMPIN.'
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THE POPCORN,
DARE I SAY, POPPIN.'
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WELL, THANK YOU.
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HERE AT THE PREMIERE, YOUR
COMMENTS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME.
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YEAH? UH, THE ONLY THING
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK OUT IS
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THE CUP HOLDER IN SEAT 34C.
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IT'S A LITTLE WOBBLY.
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WELL, I'll GET MY TOOL KIT.
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AND HAVE A LOOK AT
THAT JUST AS SOON AS
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THE NEXT MOVIE LETS OUT.
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GREAT.
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BECAUSE WITH ALL
THE PAIN AND HUNGER
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AND DISEASE IN THE WORLD,
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THERE'S REALLY NO
BETTER USE OF MY TIME
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THAN TO MAKE SURE
EVERY BLESSED CUP HOLDER
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IS ROCK-SOLID STEADY,
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SO THAT LITTLE WHINY
PUNKHOLES LIKE YOU
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DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE LEMONADE
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BEING A TEENY BIT UNBALANCED!
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I HAD THE FRUIT PUNCH.
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WELL, FROODY-DOODY-DOO. I QUIT!
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EXCUSE ME. WHERE'S THEATER 7?
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HUH?
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THEATER 7.
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OH, UH, UH, NO, I
DON'T WORK HERE.
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SORRY.
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BUT I COME HERE ALL THE TIME.
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UH, THEATER 7'S
THROUGH THOSE DOORS.
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JUST HANG A LEFT.
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THANKS. YEAH.
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EXCUSE ME, SON.
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WHAT TIME DOES
"BUCKETS OF BLOOD" BEGIN?
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WELL, THERE'S A SHOW AT 7:50,
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BUT INSTEAD, MIGHT I RECOMMEND
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"HEADLESS HONEYMOON"?
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WAY MORE BLOOD.
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OH, BLESS YOU.
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BACK AT YOU, SISTER.
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HEY. DO YOU WORK FOR ME?
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NO.
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WHERE DID YOU GET THAT VEST?
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OH, UH, WELL, MY CUP
HOLDER WAS A LITTLE WOBBLY,
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UH, SO I TOLD THIS GUY,
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WHO THEN CALLED ME A PUNKHOLE,
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AND THEN HE KIND OF QUIT.
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YOU MADE CRAZY STEVE QUIT?
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YOU HIRED A GUY
NAMED CRAZY STEVE?
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HAD TO. LONG STORY. NOT PRETTY.
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I'VE BEEN TRYING TO
FIRE HIM FOR 2 MONTHS,
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BUT HE'S JUST SO... CRAZY?
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MM-HMM.
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LET ME, UH, ASK YOU SOMETHING.
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DO YOU HAVE A JOB? NO.
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ARE YOU, UH, ALL
RIGHT IN THE HEAD?
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I THINK SO.
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CONGRATULATIONS. YOU'RE HIRED.
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WHAT?
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GET TO WORK.
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YEAH, I MIGHT CALL YOU.
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WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT VEST?
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I WORK HERE.
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HOW LONG WAS I GONE?
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♪ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT
IT'D BE SO SIMPLE BUT ♪
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♪ I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAY ♪
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♪ IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND ♪
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♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE
SOME TIME TO REALIZE ♪
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♪ BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND... ♪
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♪ OVER YOUR SHOULDER YOU KNOW ♪
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♪ THAT I'VE TOLD
YOU I'll ALWAYS BE ♪
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♪ PICKIN' YOU UP
WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ♪
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♪ SO JUST TURN AROUND ♪
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♪ OOH... OOH ♪
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Voice on TV: WORK IT, PEOPLE!
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AND 1, AND 2, AND KICK.
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CAN YOU FEEL THE BURN?
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NOPE. I FEEL THE NACHO CHEESE.
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OH... MAN. WHAT A DAY.
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IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME.
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Voice on TV: PUT DOWN
THAT SANDWICH. COME ON.
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AREN'T YOU GOING TO
ASK ME HOW WORK WAS?
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NO.
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FIRST THE TICKET
PRINTER RAN OUT OF INK.
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THEN THE SLUSHY MACHINE BROKE.
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IT WAS SPEWING SLUSHY.
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GUESS WHO HAD TO CLEAN THAT UP?
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DON'T CARE.
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EXACTLY. ME.
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AND THEN SOME LITTLE KID GOT
STUCK TO THE FLOOR OF THEATER 2.
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WE GOT HIM UP, BUT WE
COULDN'T SAVE HIS PANTS.
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FASCINATING.
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YEAH. ALL MY HARD WORK'S
GOING TO PAY OFF SOON.
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CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE STILL TALKING.
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MY BOSS HELEN'S LOOKING
FOR A NEW ASSISTANT MANAGER.
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IF I GET THAT JOB, I
TRADE IN THIS RED VEST
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FOR A SHINY GOLD VEST.
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THAT WOULD BE SO SPECIAL.
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I KNOW. SO WHAT
DID YOU DO TODAY?
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THIS.
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[YAWNS] WELL, THIS
IS WHAT I DID. ALL DAY.
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AND I'M STILL NOT DONE.
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WHAT'S IN THE BAG?
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OH, YEAH. CHECK IT OUT.
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THE NEW iBOT.
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NO WAY. WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?
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I BOUGHT IT.
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I GOT PAID YESTERDAY. MONEY!
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NO WAY. THIS IS THE ONE THAT
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HOLDS, LIKE, 30,000 SONGS.
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YEAH, IT DOES.
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AND CHECK THIS OUT.
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WHOA. WHAT IS THAT?
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I DON'T KNOW!
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BUT IT BEEPS. IT VIBRATES.
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IT CAN PINPOINT MY EXACT
LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE.
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LONGITUDE!
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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I DON'T KNOW!
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BUT HOW COOL IS IT?
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OH, VERY COOL.
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UH, BUT, YOU KNOW,
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NOT IF YOU HAD TO WORK FOR IT.
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I LIKE TO EARN MY MONEY
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
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HOW?
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SELLING YOUR STUFF ON eBAY.
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YEAH, RIGHT. AHH.
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UH, DRAKE?
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WHERE'S MY STEREO?
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WISCONSIN.
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AWW!
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HEY, IT'S DRAKE AND, UM...
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STACY. STACY.
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WELCOME TO THE PREMIERE THEATER.
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HOW MANY TICKETS DO YOU WANT?
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I WANT CANDY.
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WELL, SHE'S A KEEPER.
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JUST GIVE ME THE TICKETS.
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$18.
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UH...
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HOW ABOUT $4.00 AND SOME
VERY WARM GUMMI BEARS?
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LOOK, I'll COVER YOU THIS TIME,
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BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO THINK
ABOUT GETTING A JOB YOURSELF.
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THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
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DRAKE, CAN WE GET THE
EXTRA LARGE POPCORN?
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CAN WE?
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[IN HIGHER VOICE] DRAKE, CAN WE
GET THE EXTRA LARGE POPCORN?
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DRAAAKE?
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SO MUCH POPCORN. NEXT TIME
WE SHOULD BUY ME A SMALL.
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YEAH, NEXT TIME.
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SEE YA.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, JOSH? I THOUGHT
ABOUT IT, AND I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I SHOULD GET A JOB.
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REALLY? WHY?
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YOU KNOW. IT TEACHES
RESPONSIBILITY,
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LEADERSHIP, DISCIPLINE.
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NO, SERIOUSLY. WHY?
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ALL RIGHT. WELL, I GOT ANOTHER
DATE FOR THE 10:00 MOVIE,
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AND I'M TOTALLY OUT OF CASH.
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UNLESS YOU WANT TO
MAKE ANOTHER DONATION.
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JOB IT IS.
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GOOD. GOOD. I'M PROUD OF YOU.
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SO WHERE DO YOU WANT TO WORK?
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HOW ABOUT HERE?
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AWESOME!
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WE COULD BE WORK BUDDIES.
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YEAH. DON'T SAY THAT AGAIN.
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SO, CAN YOU HOOK
ME UP WITH A JOB?
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IT'S NOT UP TO ME.
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YOU GOT TO GO TALK
TO THE MANAGER... HELEN.
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HELEN.
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YEAH, BUT DON'T
GET YOUR HOPES UP.
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SHE'S REALLY TOUGH,
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AND IT'S NOT LIKE SHE
JUST HANDS OUT JOBS.
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HEY, HELEN, CAN I HAVE A JOB?
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SURE. START TOMORROW.
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ALL RIGHT!
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WAY TO GO, WORK BUDDY!
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OH, HERE'S MY 10:00. I'll... I'll
SEE YOU AFTER THE MOVIE.
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BUT HOW ARE YOU GOING
TO PAY FOR THE TICKETS?
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DUDE, I WORK HERE
NOW. FREE MOVIES.
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♪ STACK 'EM, STACK
'EM, STACK 'EM ♪
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♪ WE STACK 'EM AND
THEY SNACK 'EM ♪
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♪ STACK 'EM, STACK
'EM, STACK 'EM ♪
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♪ TAKE IT, DRAKE ♪
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I DON'T WANT IT.
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UH, DRAKE, YOUR
STACK'S A LITTLE ASKEW.
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UM, WHO A-CARES?
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I DO. SWITCH WITH ME.
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I WANT EVERYTHING TO
BE PERFECT FOR HELEN,
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SO THAT SHE'LL GIVE ME THAT
ASSISTANT MANAGER JOB...
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DRAKE! NICE STACK.
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OH, THANKS, HELEN. [LAUGHS]
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YOURS IS ASKEW.
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BUT I...
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SHOULD FIX THAT.
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UH, DRAKE, I NEED YOU
TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME.
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WOULD YOU... YOU KNOW, HELEN,
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YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
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HAVE YOU LOST WEIGHT?
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OH, MY. WELL, YOU KNOW,
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I HAVE BEEN USING
MY BUTT-BUSTER.
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UH-HUH. YOU THINK
IT'S REALLY WORKING?
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OH-HO-HO-HO. IT IS
WORKING OVERTIME.
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OH, DRAKE, YOU'RE SO CRAZY.
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OH, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT WAS I SAYING?
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IT WAS SOMETHING
ABOUT THE... HEY, HELEN.
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OH, YEAH. GO MOP THE LOBBY.
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SOME HUSKY KID GOT SICK.
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AND, UH, CLEAN UP
THESE STRAW WRAPPERS.
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AND I THOUGHT IT WAS
GOING TO BE FUN, YOU KNOW,
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WORKING WITH DRAKE AND ALL,
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00:11:02,767 --> 00:11:04,667
BUT IT'S A DISASTER.
244
00:11:04,767 --> 00:11:06,800
IT'S LIKE I WORK MY BUTT OFF
245
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:10,667
PLUNGERING TOILETS,
CLEANING UP HUSKY SICK,
246
00:11:10,767 --> 00:11:12,900
AND THEN HE GETS ALL THE CREDIT.
247
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,333
I MEAN, HOW AM I GOING TO
MAKE ASSISTANT MANAGER
248
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:18,033
IF HELEN DOESN'T
EVEN KNOW I EXIST?
249
00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:21,633
PLEASE. JUST GIVE
ME SOME POPCORN.
250
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,400
[GUITAR PLAYING]
251
00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,933
OH, SORRY. KIND OF BUSY.
NEXT WINDOW, PLEASE.
252
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:43,033
[PLAYING GUITAR]
253
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,343
MEGAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
254
00:11:47,367 --> 00:11:49,467
4 TICKETS TO "MONSTERS
FROM THE DRAIN."
255
00:11:49,567 --> 00:11:51,767
DIDN'T MOM TELL YOU YOU
COULDN'T SEE THAT MOVIE?
256
00:11:51,867 --> 00:11:52,976
DIDN'T MOM SAY YOU COULDN'T RIDE
257
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,033
RICKY PALLADINO'S MOTORCYCLE?
258
00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:57,633
DIDN'T MOM SAY YOU COULDN'T
KEEP A RACCOON AS A PET?
259
00:11:58,833 --> 00:12:03,067
I KNOW A LOT OF THINGS,
DRAKE. A LOT OF THINGS.
260
00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:07,500
4 TICKETS TO "MONSTERS FROM
THE DRAIN." ENJOY THE SHOW.
261
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,300
SMART BOY.
262
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,467
UH, DRAKE?
263
00:12:14,933 --> 00:12:17,400
DID YOU JUST SELL
THOSE LITTLE GIRLS
264
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,700
TICKETS TO A PG-13 MOVIE?
265
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:22,400
BUSTED.
266
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,600
UH, YES, I DID, HELEN,
267
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,200
AND... AND I'll TELL YOU WHY.
268
00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:27,300
WHY?
269
00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:31,000
WELL, I'M NOT
GOING TO LIE TO YOU.
270
00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:33,233
THOSE 4 KIDS? THEY'RE NORWEGIAN.
271
00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:34,267
WHAT?
272
00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:36,267
IT MEANS THEY'RE FROM NORWAY.
273
00:12:37,567 --> 00:12:40,500
THANK YOU. NOW, AS
I'M SURE YOU KNOW,
274
00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,500
NORWAY IS ON THE METRIC SYSTEM.
275
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:43,633
OF COURSE.
276
00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:47,500
SO TO A NORWEGIAN,
PG-13 IS ACTUALLY PG-9.
277
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,967
I KNOW. METRIC.
278
00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:51,667
SO I DIDN'T WANT TO CREATE
AN INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT.
279
00:12:51,767 --> 00:12:54,167
SMART. HEADS-UP MOVE.
280
00:12:54,267 --> 00:12:55,933
I LIKE YOUR STYLE, DRAKE.
281
00:12:56,033 --> 00:12:58,167
IN FACT, HOW WOULD
YOU LIKE TO BE
282
00:12:58,267 --> 00:13:00,467
PROMOTED TO ASSISTANT MANAGER?
283
00:13:00,567 --> 00:13:02,033
HUH?
284
00:13:02,133 --> 00:13:03,967
ALL RIGHT.
285
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:07,067
GOOD. JUST PICK UP YOUR
GOLD VEST TOMORROW, THEN.
286
00:13:07,167 --> 00:13:09,133
ASSISTANT MANAGER.
287
00:13:09,267 --> 00:13:11,767
HEY, THIS MEANS I'M YOUR BOSS.
288
00:13:14,967 --> 00:13:17,333
[SCREAMS INDISTINCTLY]
289
00:13:25,533 --> 00:13:28,067
AND NOW DRAKE'S MY BOSS.
290
00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:31,367
IT WAS BAD ENOUGH WHEN
WE WERE BOTH RED VESTS.
291
00:13:31,467 --> 00:13:34,133
NOW HE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO.
292
00:13:34,233 --> 00:13:35,967
OH, AND YESTERDAY, I CAUGHT HIM
293
00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:38,033
DRINKING ROOT BEER
STRAIGHT FROM THE NOZZLE.
294
00:13:38,133 --> 00:13:40,833
THAT'S NOT SANITARY!
295
00:13:40,933 --> 00:13:43,833
LOOK, KID, I'M JUST HERE
TO UNCLOG THE DRAIN.
296
00:13:44,933 --> 00:13:46,667
HELLO, BROTHER.
297
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,700
HELLO, PLUMBER.
298
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,867
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE AT WORK?
299
00:13:52,967 --> 00:13:55,000
AH, WELL, YEAH, BUT
AS ASSISTANT MANAGER,
300
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,633
I'VE GIVEN MYSELF THE
REST OF THE DAY OFF.
301
00:13:57,733 --> 00:13:59,567
HEY, NICE VEST, KID.
302
00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:02,533
OH, THANKS. IT'S GOLD.
303
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:04,233
REALLY GOLD.
304
00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:06,300
YOU SHOULD GET
YOURSELF ONE OF THOSE.
305
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,500
DON'T YOU HAVE
SOMETHING TO PLUMB?
306
00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:14,500
Plumber: MAN, WHAT IS
STUCK IN THIS DRAIN?
307
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,500
NO! DON'T TOUCH THE DRAIN!
308
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,967
THERE ARE MONSTERS IN THERE!
309
00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:20,600
Megan: AAH!
310
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:23,400
YEAH, GOOD CALL LETTING
HER SEE THAT MOVIE.
311
00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:27,800
AH, HERE'S THE PROBLEM.
312
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,733
YOU HAD A BEEF
RIB STUCK IN THERE.
313
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,900
NOPE, THAT'S PORK.
314
00:14:39,867 --> 00:14:42,633
YEAH, THAT'D BE
PORK. HA HA. HA HA HA.
315
00:14:43,867 --> 00:14:44,900
MOM?
316
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,500
DAAAD?
317
00:14:53,867 --> 00:14:55,667
OK, DUTIES FOR TODAY.
318
00:14:55,767 --> 00:14:58,133
YOU, CLEAN UP THEATER 4.
319
00:14:58,233 --> 00:15:00,300
YOU, SWEEP THE LOBBY.
320
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,133
YOU, GET ME A HOT DOG.
321
00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:05,133
YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM
GET YOU A HOT DOG.
322
00:15:05,233 --> 00:15:06,600
THAT'S A TOTAL ABUSE OF POWER.
323
00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:11,633
HEY, HEY, HEY. SETTLE
DOWN, RED VEST. HOT DOG.
324
00:15:11,733 --> 00:15:13,600
YOU WANT I SHOULD
PUT MUSTARD ON IT?
325
00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:16,167
IT'S NOT GOING TO PUT
MUSTARD ON ITSELF.
326
00:15:16,267 --> 00:15:17,800
TRUE.
327
00:15:19,633 --> 00:15:21,333
YOU. SQUEEGEE THE WINDOWS.
328
00:15:21,433 --> 00:15:24,867
YOU KNOW, I REALIZE YOUR VEST
IS GOLD, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN...
329
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,867
UH, DRAKE? GOT A MINUTE?
330
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:29,000
SURE. LISTEN, I'M NOT
GOING TO MINCE WORDS.
331
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,033
WE HAVE OURSELVES
A POPCORN ISSUE.
332
00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:33,300
POPCORN ISSUE?
333
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,043
WE'RE NOT SELLING ENOUGH.
NOW, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO START
334
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:36,367
MOVING SOME
MORE CORN, OR IT'S...
335
00:15:36,467 --> 00:15:37,933
IS THAT A CLIPBOARD?
336
00:15:38,033 --> 00:15:39,667
OH, YES. I BROUGHT IT FROM HOME.
337
00:15:39,767 --> 00:15:41,967
NICE! AND VERY OFFICIAL.
338
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,700
YOU'RE DOING A FINE JOB.
339
00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:47,667
YOU KNOW, HELEN, I
ALSO HAVE A CLIPBOARD.
340
00:15:47,767 --> 00:15:48,767
AND YOU ARE?
341
00:15:48,867 --> 00:15:52,400
JOSH. I WORK HERE.
342
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:53,933
GOOD. GET ME A HOT DOG.
343
00:15:55,633 --> 00:15:56,700
UH, WITH MUSTARD.
344
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:57,700
HUH. GOOD CALL.
345
00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,080
UH-HUH. I DON'T
UNDERSTAND PEOPLE
346
00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:00,776
THAT PUT KETCHUP ON A HOT
DOG. UGH. I HATE KETCHUP-
347
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,080
ON-A-HOT-DOG
PEOPLE. NOW, RELISH.
348
00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:04,600
OOH, YEAH. RELISH
IS TASTY. I LIKE THAT.
349
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:13,800
AH, HELEN. IT'S ME. JOSH.
350
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:17,433
I JUST LOVE WORKING
HERE AT THE MOVIE THEATER.
351
00:16:17,533 --> 00:16:21,200
[IN HIGHER VOICE] REALLY?
WE LOVE YOU TOO, JOSH.
352
00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:24,867
IN FACT, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
BE ASSISTANT MANAGER,
353
00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:26,767
INSTEAD OF NASTY OLD DRAKE.
354
00:16:26,867 --> 00:16:31,067
OH, YOU FLATTER ME, HELEN.
355
00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:32,867
[IN HIGHER VOICE] YEAH. IN FACT,
356
00:16:32,967 --> 00:16:36,567
WE HAVE A GOLD VEST
FOR YOU RIGHT HERE.
357
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:42,700
WHY, IT'S JUST MY SIZE.
358
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,900
TALKING THROUGH OBJECTS AGAIN?
359
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,733
WHAT'S GOT YOU DOWN, SON?
360
00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:51,533
OH, I'VE BEEN TRYING SO HARD
TO IMPRESS MY BOSS AT WORK,
361
00:16:51,633 --> 00:16:54,367
BUT SHE ONLY NOTICES DRAKE.
362
00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:56,300
WELL, HE IS PRETTY CHARMING.
363
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,367
YOU'RE NOT HELPING.
364
00:16:58,467 --> 00:17:00,533
LOOK, BOSSES NOTICE HARD WORKERS
365
00:17:00,633 --> 00:17:02,500
WHO COME UP WITH GOOD IDEAS.
366
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:07,600
OK. EXPAND.
367
00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:11,033
I HAD A SIMILAR PROBLEM
AT THE TV STATION.
368
00:17:11,133 --> 00:17:12,500
OUR RATINGS WERE DOWN, RIGHT?
369
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:13,643
YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
370
00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:14,767
YOU'RE JUST THE WEATHERMAN.
371
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,933
TRUE, BUT I THOUGHT TO MYSELF,
372
00:17:18,033 --> 00:17:19,267
HOW COULD I USE THE WEATHER
373
00:17:19,367 --> 00:17:21,533
TO HELP IMPROVE RATINGS
FOR OUR NEWSCAST?
374
00:17:21,633 --> 00:17:23,167
SO WHAT'D YOU COME UP WITH?
375
00:17:23,267 --> 00:17:25,800
NOTHING. NOTHING AT ALL.
376
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:28,667
BUT I GUARANTEE YOU,
IF I HAD COME UP WITH
377
00:17:28,767 --> 00:17:30,000
SOMETHING REALLY GOOD,
378
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:32,533
MY BOSS WOULD'VE
NOTICED AND THEN LOVED ME.
379
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,000
SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS,
380
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:38,800
I SHOULD COME UP WITH A GREAT
IDEA FOR THE MOVIE THEATER,
381
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:39,967
AND THAT'LL IMPRESS HELEN.
382
00:17:40,067 --> 00:17:43,600
OH, THAT'S GOOD. DO THAT.
383
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:48,633
SHE DID SAY WE HAVEN'T BEEN
SELLING ENOUGH POPCORN.
384
00:17:48,733 --> 00:17:51,933
WELL, THERE YOU
GO. WORK ON THAT.
385
00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:54,200
COOL. YOU ROCK, DAD.
386
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:56,233
I'M ON IT.
387
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:58,000
[SHOUTS] I'M ON IT!
388
00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:10,900
UH, EXCUSE ME. YOUR ATTENTION.
389
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,733
YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.
390
00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:15,167
LISTEN UP, PEOPLE!
391
00:18:16,967 --> 00:18:18,367
JOSH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
392
00:18:18,467 --> 00:18:20,667
IMPRESSING THE BOSS.
393
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,433
WE'RE ABOUT TO SELL MORE
POPCORN THAN EVER BEFORE.
394
00:18:23,533 --> 00:18:24,767
HOW?
395
00:18:24,867 --> 00:18:26,233
JUST WATCH AND LEARN.
396
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:29,500
ATTENTION MOVIEGOERS
AND POPCORN LOVERS.
397
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:32,033
TONIGHT WE HAVE
A SPECIAL SURPRISE.
398
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,733
IN 10 LUCKY BUCKETS OF POPCORN,
399
00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:38,967
I'VE HIDDEN A
LITTLE GOLDEN BALL.
400
00:18:40,967 --> 00:18:42,467
SO?
401
00:18:42,567 --> 00:18:48,200
SO, IF YOU HAPPEN TO FIND A
GOLDEN BALL IN YOUR POPCORN,
402
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:52,400
YOU WILL WIN FREE
MOVIES FOR A MONTH.
403
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:55,233
NOW, IF EVERYONE WILL
PLEASE FORM AN ORDERLY LINE,
404
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:56,409
I WOULD BE HAPPY TO GIVE YOU...
405
00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:58,133
[ALL SCREAMING]
406
00:18:58,233 --> 00:19:00,400
THIS IS NOT ORDERLY!
407
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,500
NO! PUT THAT POPCORN DOWN!
408
00:19:06,433 --> 00:19:09,333
PUT THE KERNELS
DOWN! COME ON, NOW!
409
00:19:09,433 --> 00:19:11,133
WHERE IS THE GOLDEN BALL?
410
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,433
REMAIN CALM!
411
00:19:12,533 --> 00:19:13,533
NO!
412
00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:17,200
THAT'S NOT CALM!
413
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:20,867
STOP WRESTLING FOR THE POPCORN!
414
00:19:20,967 --> 00:19:21,867
PLEASE PUT THE POPCORN DOWN!
415
00:19:21,967 --> 00:19:23,600
YOU'RE GOING TO GET ME FIRED!
416
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,000
PUT THE POPCORN DOWN!
417
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:26,833
[JOSH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
418
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,167
GIVE IT! GIVE IT!
419
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:30,033
AAH!
420
00:19:31,367 --> 00:19:34,367
I'M WATCHING. WHEN
DO I START LEARNING?
421
00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:36,400
COME ON.
422
00:19:37,533 --> 00:19:40,333
GIVE ME. [INDISTINCT]
423
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:49,167
NO GOLDEN BALLS.
424
00:19:49,267 --> 00:19:50,700
SO MUCH TROUBLE
425
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:55,267
FROM SUCH LITTLE GOLDEN BALLS.
426
00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:57,900
HELEN IS SO GOING TO FIRE ME.
427
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,367
YEAH, SHE IS.
428
00:19:59,467 --> 00:20:01,767
BUT I LOVE THIS JOB.
429
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,333
COME ON. YOU'LL GET ANOTHER JOB.
430
00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:05,167
I DON'T WANT ANOTHER JOB.
431
00:20:05,267 --> 00:20:07,400
WHAT'S BETTER THAN WORKING
AT THE MOVIE THEATER?
432
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:10,033
I'll ANSWER THAT. NOTHING.
433
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,800
YEAH, BUT YOU GOT
TO SHOW UP ON TIME.
434
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,833
YOU COME HOME
SMELLING LIKE POPCORN.
435
00:20:14,933 --> 00:20:18,233
I LIKE SMELLING LIKE POPCORN.
436
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:20,600
IT'S BUTTERY AND DELICIOUS.
437
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:24,100
OH, HELEN IS SO
GOING TO KILL ME.
438
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,167
COME ON. SHE PROBABLY
WON'T EVEN FIND OUT.
439
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,200
OK, I WANT THE MORON
THAT CAME UP WITH
440
00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:30,767
THE BRILLIANT POPCORN IDEA
441
00:20:30,867 --> 00:20:33,767
TO REPORT TO MY
OFFICE RIGHT NOW.
442
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,267
SO I'M THINKING SHE FOUND OUT.
443
00:20:44,267 --> 00:20:45,500
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
444
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,600
EXCUSE ME. HELEN?
445
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:51,033
I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU
ABOUT THE POPCORN INCIDENT.
446
00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:52,833
I'M SORRY. WHO ARE YOU?
447
00:20:52,933 --> 00:20:58,133
JOSH. MY NAME IS JOSH!
448
00:20:59,733 --> 00:21:03,433
WELL, JOSH, ONLY THE EMPLOYEES
ARE ALLOWED BACK HERE, OK?
449
00:21:03,533 --> 00:21:06,467
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
ABOUT THE POPCORN,
450
00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:08,867
ALL THE TROUBLE
IS... BECAUSE OF ME.
451
00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:10,100
YOU?
452
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:13,433
ME. BUT... SHHH.
453
00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:16,767
DRAKE, WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?
454
00:21:16,867 --> 00:21:19,033
I'M THE ONE THAT CAME UP
WITH THE GOLDEN BALL IDEA.
455
00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:20,133
TOTALLY MY FAULT.
456
00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:21,633
NO! YES.
457
00:21:21,733 --> 00:21:23,100
OH, DRAKE, SAY IT'S NOT SO.
458
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,200
I'M AFRAID IT'S SO.
459
00:21:24,233 --> 00:21:26,300
NO! MY FAULT, HELEN.
460
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,467
OH, DRAKE, I'M SHOCKED.
461
00:21:27,567 --> 00:21:28,967
SO AM I.
462
00:21:29,067 --> 00:21:31,333
WELL, I HATE TO DO THIS, BUT
463
00:21:31,433 --> 00:21:33,109
IT SAYS RIGHT HERE IN
THE CORPORATE HANDBOOK,
464
00:21:33,133 --> 00:21:34,833
ANYTIME THE
PARAMEDICS ARE CALLED,
465
00:21:34,933 --> 00:21:36,800
SOMEONE MUST BE FIRED.
466
00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:40,233
SO, DRAKE, I'M GOING
TO HAVE TO LET YOU GO.
467
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,233
PLEASE TURN IN YOUR
VEST AND YOUR FLASHLIGHT.
468
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,520
I'M GOING TO MISS YOU, HELEN.
469
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,100
TAKE GOOD CARE OF THIS PLACE.
470
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,700
MMF!
471
00:22:00,567 --> 00:22:04,033
WELL, THAT LEAVES ME
SHORT-HANDED FOR TONIGHT.
472
00:22:04,133 --> 00:22:05,167
YOU WANT A JOB HERE?
473
00:22:05,267 --> 00:22:06,533
BUT I ALREADY...
474
00:22:08,933 --> 00:22:10,500
YES.
475
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,833
I WOULD LOVE TO WORK HERE.
476
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,067
HEY, UH, BRING ME A HOT DOG.
477
00:22:19,433 --> 00:22:23,000
YOU WANT ME TO
PUT MUSTARD ON IT?
478
00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:26,967
IT'S NOT GOING TO PUT
MUSTARD ON ITSELF.
479
00:22:28,633 --> 00:22:29,633
TRUE.
480
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,000
[VIDEO GAME SOUNDS]
481
00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:43,367
THIS SO BEATS WORK.
482
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,467
OH, COOL. YOU'RE HOME.
483
00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:47,733
COME PLAY ROBO-SMASH WITH ME.
484
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:49,767
DRAKE, I DON'T GET IT.
485
00:22:49,867 --> 00:22:51,433
WHAT'S NOT TO GET?
486
00:22:51,533 --> 00:22:54,900
THEY'RE ROBOTS, THEY
SMASH THINGS, AND WE PLAY.
487
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,500
NO. BACK AT THE MOVIE THEATER.
488
00:22:57,567 --> 00:22:59,100
WHY'D YOU TAKE THE BLAME?
489
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:03,200
I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS BECAUSE
YOU REALLY LOVE IT THERE.
490
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:05,667
THAT JOB MEANS WAY MORE
TO YOU THAN IT DOES TO ME.
491
00:23:05,767 --> 00:23:08,433
YEAH, BUT NOW YOU
DON'T HAVE A JOB.
492
00:23:08,533 --> 00:23:09,433
YEAH.
493
00:23:09,533 --> 00:23:11,133
WE'RE ALL WINNERS.
494
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,867
THANKS, MAN.
495
00:23:15,967 --> 00:23:17,800
SO WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO FOR MONEY?
496
00:23:17,933 --> 00:23:20,033
SELL YOUR BIKE ON eBAY.
497
00:23:20,133 --> 00:23:21,533
HA. GOOD LUCK.
498
00:23:21,633 --> 00:23:23,667
I GOT THAT THING
LOCKED UP TIGHT.
499
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:37,200
[IN HIGHER VOICE] HI. AREN'T
YOU THE WEATHERMAN?
500
00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:43,167
NOT JUST THE WEATHERMAN I'M
THE SUPERHERO WEATHERMAN!
501
00:23:43,267 --> 00:23:45,567
WHOOSH! WHOOSH!
502
00:23:50,433 --> 00:23:52,433
[INDISTINCT VOICE ON TV]
503
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:56,033
[BELL RINGS] Man: MMM!
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