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I GOT TO SAY, I'M REALLY GLAD
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DRAKE'S MY NEW STEPBROTHER.
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I'M REALLY GLAD
SOMEONE INVENTED PIZZA.
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OH!
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AND BIKINIS.
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YEAH, BIKINIS ARE COOL.
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BUT WHEN YOU HAVE A BROTHER
AROUND THE SAME AGE AS YOU,
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SOMETIMES IT GETS
A LITTLE COMPETITIVE.
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LAST WEEK, JOSH
CHALLENGED ME TO SEE
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WHO COULD HOLD HIS
BREATH THE LONGEST.
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WE HAD THIS CONTEST TO SEE WHO
COULD HOLD THEIR BREATH LONGER.
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AFTER TWO MINUTES...
I WON. I LOST...
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CONSCIOUSNESS.
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I WAS BREATHING THROUGH
MY NOSE THE WHOLE TIME.
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OH! AND THEN THERE
WAS THE MILK CHALLENGE.
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I BET JOSH MY ALLOWANCE
THAT HE COULDN'T CHUG
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AN ENTIRE GALLON OF MILK.
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BUT HE DID IT. I LOST.
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I THREW UP. HE PUKED.
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Both: IT WAS WORTH IT.
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[VIDEO GAME SOUND
EFFECTS AND MUSIC PLAYING]
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Josh: YES!
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YES! YES!
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YEAH, YOU AIN'T NO
COMPETITION FOR JOSHIE!
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LOOK OUT NOW!
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AND... [BEEPING]THERE IT IS!
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SWITCHING TO HANDHELD!
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YEAH, LOOK OUT,
RED TURTLE SHELL!
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YEAH! MINCEMEAT, SUCKER!
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SWEET.
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I'M SO LATE.
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HEY, CAN ONE OF YOU
BOYS DO ME A FAVOR?
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UH... UH... MEGAN
IS DOWN THE STREET
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PLAYING AT EDDIE'S HOUSE,
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AND IT'S ABOUT TO
POUR DOWN RAIN.
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UH... UH... SO, ONE
OF YOU GUYS NEEDS
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TO TAKE THIS UMBRELLA OVER THERE
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AND WALK HER HOME.
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OK? UH... UH...
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HERE'S THE UMBRELLA.
THANKS, GUYS.
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JOSH,
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YOU BETTER TAKE THAT
UMBRELLA AND GO GET MEGAN.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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OK! SEE YOU WHEN YOU
GET BACK WITH MEGAN!
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♪ I NEVER THOUGHT
THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE ♪
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♪ BUT I FOUND A
WAY ♪ I FOUND A WAY
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♪ AND IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND ♪
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♪ SEE WHAT'S INSIDE
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♪ IT'S GOING TO TAKE
SOME TIME TO REALIZE ♪
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♪ BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE,
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND ♪
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♪ OVER YOUR SHOULDER,
YOU'LL KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU ♪
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♪ I'D ALWAYS BE PICKING
YOU UP WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ♪
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♪ SO JUST TURN AROUND
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♪ OOH
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[THUNDER]
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OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH!
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JOSHIE'S GOING TO GET YOU!
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JUMP THE MUSHROOM.
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I'll JUMP THE MUSHROOM.
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WHEN IT'S MUSHROOM-JUMPING TIME!
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HELLO!
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HELLO!
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OH, YEAH.
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THIS IS FOR YOU.
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HI.
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OH...
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DRAKE! JOSH!
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UH... UH...
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HEY!
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[GASPS]
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WHAT UP WITH THAT?
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ONE THING!
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I ASK YOU GUYS TO
DO ONE THING FOR ME!
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LOOK AT MEGAN!
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SHE'S WET.
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EVERYONE CAN SEE
I'M WET, YOU BOOB!
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Mom: YOU WERE TOO BUSY
TO GO GET YOUR SISTER,
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BUT YOU WEREN'T TOO BUSY
TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY!
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JOSH!
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OR TO SIT AROUND SWALLOWING
20 POUNDS OF JUNK FOOD!
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DRAKE!
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I KEEP TELLING YOU
THEY'RE BAD PEOPLE!
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WELL?
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YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO
SAY FOR YOURSELVES?
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WELL... AHEM... YOU SEE,
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I VIEW THIS WHOLE INCIDENT
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AS A LEARNING EXPERIENCE.
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OH! UPSTAIRS!
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BOTH OF YOU... YOU'RE
GROUNDED TONIGHT.
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BUT IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!
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I'M SUPPOSED TO
MEET BRIAN HOROWITZ
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AT THE MAGIC PALACE!
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GO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR SISTER,
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AND THEN BOTH OF YOU, UPSTAIRS!
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SORRY.
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YOU DO REALIZE
THIS IS YOUR FAULT?
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NO, I DO NOT REALIZE THAT.
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YOU COULDN'T HAVE STOPPED
PLAYING YOUR VIDEO GAME
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FOR 10 MINUTES TO TAKE
HER THE STUPID UMBRELLA?
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HEY, NUMBER ONE... THAT
UMBRELLA IS NOT STUPID.
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MY UNCLE BOUGHT IT
FOR ME AT SEAWORLD.
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OH, JUST FACE IT, JOSH. YOU
ARE ADDICTED TO VIDEO GAMES.
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I AM NOT ADDICTED TO THEM.
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I AM IN LOVE WITH THEM.
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OH, HOW SAD.
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NOT AS SAD AS BEING
ADDICTED TO JUNK FOOD,
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WHICH YOU ARE.
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MAN, DO YOU KNOW HOW
BAD THAT STUFF IS FOR YOU?
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"OOH, LOOK AT ME!
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"I'M JOSH! I PLAY VIDEO
GAMES ALL DAY LONG!
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"GIRLS? NO, THANK YOU, MA'AM!
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I'VE GOT ME A VIDEO GAME!"
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"OOH, I'M DRAKE!
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"NUTRITION? NOT FOR ME!
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I'M JUST GOING TO EAT ME A
BIG OLD BAG OF CHEESE BALLS!"
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WHICH YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO.
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AAH! AAH!
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BESIDES, FOOD IS A NECESSITY.
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VIDEO GAMES HAVE NO VALUE.
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VIDEO GAMES TEACH
HAND-EYE COORDINATION,
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WHICH IS WHY I NOW
HAVE CATLIKE REFLEXES.
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YEAH, DEAD CATLIKE REFLEXES.
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I WASN'T READY!
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BESIDES, I COULD
QUIT VIDEO GAMES
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A LOT EASIER THAN YOU
COULD QUIT JUNK FOOD!
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OH, REALLY?
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[SNIFFING] SMELL THAT, JOSH?
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IT SMELLS LIKE A BET TO ME.
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NO, I SMELL...
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[LONG SNIFF] YOU LOSING A BET!
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HA! OK, HOT PANTS, IT'S ON.
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YOU GIVE UP VIDEO
GAMES, I GIVE UP JUNK FOOD.
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THE FIRST ONE TO CAVE LOSES.
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OK. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LOSE?
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HEH HEH! WHEN YOU LOSE...
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YOU HAVE TO, UH...
DYE YOUR HAIR PINK.
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ALL RIGHT.
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LOSER HAS TO DYE HIS HAIR PINK.
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SO WE STARTING RIGHT NOW?
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YEAH, WE'RE STARTING RIGHT NOW!
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OR WE COULD START
IN THE MORNING.
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MORNING WORKS.
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GOT THE CONTRACT?
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YEP. SPELL-CHECKED
AND EVERYTHING.
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[DRAKE AND JOSH MURMURING ALOUD]
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"MUST NOT PLAY VIDEO GAMES..."
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"CANNOT EAT JUNK
FOOD OF ANY KIND..."
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[BOTH MURMURING ALOUD]
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"AND WHOEVER CAVES... MUST DIE"?
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"MUST DIE"?
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"HIS HAIR PINK."
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AH! AH!
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SIGN, PLEASE.
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SIGN HERE... AND HERE.
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NOT THERE, YOU BOOB, HERE.
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SIGNATURE HERE.
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ONE MORE INITIAL HERE.
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PERFECT!
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STUPID SKY!
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YOU DON'T WANT TO FIT? FINE!
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BRRRING! IT'S FOR YOU!
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THERE! WHO FITS NOW?!
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Megan: HEY, JOSH.
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SO, HOW'S THE BET GOING?
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HORRIBLE.
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I GOT TO FIND SOMETHING
TO REPLACE VIDEO GAMES,
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OR I'M GOING TO EXPLODE.
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YOU COULD TRY EXERCISING.
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[SCOFFS] THIS IS NO
TIME FOR JOKES, MEGAN.
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[SIGHS]
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GOT TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES.
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CAN'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES.
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[WHIMPERING]
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MICROWAVE.
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[BEEP]
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JOSH LIKEY!
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REHEAT! REHEAT!
DEFROST! DEFROST!
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OOH!
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ICE CRUSH! REHEAT!
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CRISP! LIQUEFY! GRIND!
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YES! DEFROST! DEFROST!
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STIR! WARM! BLEND!
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BLEND! YEAH!
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ICE CRUSH! GRATE!
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BLEND! POPCORN! REHEAT!
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CUSTOM DEFROST!
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PATHETIC.
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AH! OH!
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OH!
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OH, SSSSSSWEET, SWEET CUPCAKES!
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OH, YOU FEEL SO NICE!
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OH! [SNIFFING]
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I CAN'T EAT YOU NOW,
BUT DON'T WORRY.
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WE'LL BE TOGETHER AGAIN SOON.
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YEAH, I'M PATHETIC!
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HA HA HA HA!
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IT'S OK, LITTLE SNACKS.
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THE MEAN MAN IS GONE.
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[ALARM CLOCK BEEPING]
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[ALARM STOPS]
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[SIGHS] JOSH, GET UP.
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[JOSH GRUNTS]
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WOULD YOU WATCH WHERE
YOU THROW THINGS AT ME?
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A LITTLE MORE TO THE LEFT AND WE
COULD HAVE HAD A SERIOUS PROBLEM.
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DUDE, CAN I BORROW
YOUR TOOTHPASTE?
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YEAH, NO PROB... AAH!
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[SCREAMING]
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WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? WHAT? WHAT?
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[WHIMPERING]
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UHH!
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AAH! OHH!
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[SCREAMING]
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WELL, THIS IS GOING TO
SOUND A LITTLE ODD, BUT, UH...
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THE RECENT CHANGE IN DRAKE'S
DIET PROBABLY CAUSED THE RASH.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU'RE SAYING THAT
HE GOT THAT RASH
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FROM NOT EATING JUNK FOOD?
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IS THAT REALLY POSSIBLE?
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SURE.
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SEE, HIS BODY WAS SO ACCUSTOMED
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TO ALL THE FAT AND
SUGAR AND SODIUM
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THAT WHEN HE SUDDENLY STOPPED,
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IT RESULTED IN THIS
HIDEOUS FACIAL RASH.
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UH, NO OFFENSE.
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WELL, WE REALLY APPRECIATE
YOU COMING BY, JEFF.
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IT'S NICE TO HAVE A DOCTOR
LIVE ACROSS THE STREET.
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YEAH. NICE FOR YOU.
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HERE'S YOUR BILL.
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$300?
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YEP. SEE YA.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
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WHAT ABOUT MY
HIDEOUS FACIAL RASH?
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WELL, I NORMALLY
ADVISE MY PATIENTS
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TO STAY AWAY FROM JUNK FOOD,
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BUT IN LIGHT OF YOUR FACE, I
SUGGEST THAT YOU EAT SOME,
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PERHAPS A DOODLE CAKE.
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$300.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
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I MEAN, IT MAKES ME...
ALMOST UNATTRACTIVE.
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WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
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WELL, YOU HEARD THE DOCTOR.
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YEAH!
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BRING IN THE JUNK FOOD!
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WOW!
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♪ JOSHIE WON THE BET! ♪
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♪ DRAKE'S GOING
TO HAVE PINK HAIR! ♪
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♪ LA LA LA LA LA! ♪
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♪ LA LA LA LA LA! ♪
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[HIGH-PITCHED] ♪
LA LA LA LA LA! ♪
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HEY, SPAZ.
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THIS PACKAGE JUST CAME FOR YOU.
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OH, IT'S A PRESENT FROM GRAMMY.
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THIS DAY JUST KEEPS
GETTING BETTER.
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WHAT'D SHE SEND
YOU? UH... [GASPS]
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UH! IT'S A GAME SPHERE!
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NO WAY.
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THE GAME SPHERE DOESN'T COME OUT
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FOR ANOTHER 3 MONTHS.
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NEVER UNDERESTIMATE GRAMMY.
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WHAT'S A GAME SPHERE?
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ONLY THE MOST SOPHISTICATED
GAMING EXPERIENCE
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EVER CREATED BY HUMANS,
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AND IT'S SPHERICAL!
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SPHERICAL!
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00:13:36,068 --> 00:13:38,517
OH, MAN, I GOT TO PLUG THIS IN.
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GOOD, BECAUSE THE SECOND YOU DO,
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YOU LOSE THE BET.
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OH, BUT... BUT... HERE!
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NO!
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00:13:49,172 --> 00:13:52,034
YOU'VE GOT TO EAT SOME JUNK
FOOD RIGHT NOW. DOCTOR SAID SO.
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OH, NO WAY, MAN.
AIN'T GOING TO HAPPEN.
272
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NOW, GO AHEAD.
273
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PLAY YOUR ULTRA-COOL
NEW GAME SPHERE.
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NO!
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♪ IT'S SPHERICAL I KNOW!
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BUT I AIN'T PLAYING IT.
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AND I'M NOT EATING JUNK FOOD.
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OH!
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THIS IS THE GREATEST
DAY OF MY LIFE.
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OH!
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WHY DON'T YOU, UH, PUT
THAT BOOK DOWN, DRAKE?
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OW!
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THERE! I PUT IT DOWN! YOU HAPPY?
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EVIL!
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ALL RIGHT, CLASS. LET'S BEGIN.
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BEHOLD.
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THE HUMAN EYE.
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THIS FASCINATING
ORGAN IS THE ONLY...
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I MISS VIDEO GAMES SO, SO MUCH.
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[HIGH-PITCHED
WOMAN'S VOICE] JOSH!
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THE EVIL DRAGON HAS
LOCKED ME IN HIS CASTLE!
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PRESS "B" TO SAVE
ME, JOSH PRESS "B"...
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I'M PRESSING IT!
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Teacher: JOSH!
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JOSH!
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YES, PRINCESS?
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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PLEASE PAY ATTENTION.
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AND NOW, CLASS,
HERE'S AN ACTUAL,
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REAL HUMAN EYE.
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[ALL GROANING]ENOUGH!
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THERE IS NOTHING DISGUSTING
ABOUT THE HUMAN BODY.
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DRAKE! PUT THAT BOOK DOWN!
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OH! [RETCHING]
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OH, MY GOSH!
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Josh: GAME SPHERE. GAME SPHERE.
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GAME SPHERE. GAME SPHERE.
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Drake: OH, MY FACE.
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MY FACE!
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Josh: GAME SPHERE.
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GAME SPHERE. GAME SPHERE.
312
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CAN YOU BELIEVE THEM?
313
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HEH! I KNOW.
314
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THERE'S NO WAY
JOSH CAN KEEP THIS UP.
315
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DRAKE'S GOING TO
WIN THIS BET EASY.
316
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
317
00:16:22,724 --> 00:16:25,068
DRAKE'S RASH IS
SPREADING. HE'LL CAVE FIRST.
318
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YOU WANT TO BET ON THAT?
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00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:30,344
YOU ARE SO ON. WHAT
DO YOU WANT TO BET?
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"LOSER DIES"?
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[SIGHS]
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"HIS HAIR PINK."
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SIGN HERE.
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INITIAL HERE.
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NOT THERE, HERE.
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OH.
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NOW YOUR SIGNATURE HERE.
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OH, THAT'S IT!
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00:16:55,241 --> 00:16:56,620
THE BET ISN'T WORTH IT!
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I HAVE TO PLAY YOU!
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JOSH!
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AAH!
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00:17:03,896 --> 00:17:05,724
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
334
00:17:05,827 --> 00:17:07,689
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
335
00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:09,689
I HAVE TO PLAY THE GAME SPHERE!
336
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IT'S SPHERICAL!
337
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,862
WOULD YOU CALM DOWN?
338
00:17:13,965 --> 00:17:16,896
I CAN'T CALM DOWN! I JUST
CAN'T HANDLE ANY MORE! IT'S...
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DO IT AGAIN!
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00:17:21,793 --> 00:17:23,689
THANK YOU.
341
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,448
JOSH, YOU CAN WIN THIS BET.
342
00:17:25,551 --> 00:17:27,000
YOU CAN DO IT.
343
00:17:27,103 --> 00:17:28,517
I DON'T THINK I CAN.
344
00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:32,931
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS SABOTAGE DRAKE.
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00:17:33,034 --> 00:17:36,103
MAKE HIM CRACK BEFORE YOU DO.
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SABOTAGE.
347
00:17:39,137 --> 00:17:42,620
THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S REALLY GOOD.
348
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,275
YOU HAVE TO SABOTAGE JOSH.
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SABOTAGE?
350
00:17:48,931 --> 00:17:51,344
MAKE HIM CRACK FIRST.
351
00:17:51,448 --> 00:17:54,379
IT'S THE ONLY WAY
YOU CAN WIN THE BET.
352
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I LIKE IT.
353
00:17:56,793 --> 00:17:59,310
IS THIS NOTICEABLE?
354
00:18:08,931 --> 00:18:10,931
WHY IS IT DARK IN HERE?
355
00:18:19,551 --> 00:18:22,482
JOSH, WHAT DID YOU DO?
356
00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:25,413
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DRAKE?
357
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:31,344
IT... IT'S ALL CANDY
AND... AND JUNK FOOD.
358
00:18:31,448 --> 00:18:34,344
YEAH, I SUPPOSE IT IS.
359
00:18:35,862 --> 00:18:37,275
PILLOW?
360
00:18:37,379 --> 00:18:39,758
COTTON CANDY!
361
00:18:39,862 --> 00:18:43,827
BUT, JOSH, HOW DID
YOU DO ALL THIS... SHH!
362
00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:48,379
DON'T ASK.
363
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:52,379
JUST ENJOY.
364
00:18:59,068 --> 00:19:01,965
NICE TRY, JOSH, BUT
IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.
365
00:19:02,068 --> 00:19:05,689
BUT DOESN'T IT ALL LOOK SO GOOD?
366
00:19:07,206 --> 00:19:11,620
NOT AS GOOD AS
THIS... GAME SPHERE!
367
00:19:11,724 --> 00:19:13,758
[GASPS] YOU TEASE!
368
00:19:16,310 --> 00:19:19,275
[VIDEO GAME THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
369
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,655
Announcer: WELCOME
TO GAME SPHERE.
370
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HI!
371
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PREPARE FOR THE ULTIMATE
GAMING EXPERIENCE.
372
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[DEEP VOICE] NOW
LET'S PLAY SOME GAMES!
373
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AH, YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE!
374
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HURTS, DOESN'T IT?
375
00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:42,620
AAH!
376
00:19:44,137 --> 00:19:45,517
OOH!
377
00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:47,620
HA!
378
00:19:49,448 --> 00:19:50,862
MMM!
379
00:19:50,965 --> 00:19:52,896
CHOCOLATE MILK!
380
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,275
BIG DEAL.
381
00:19:55,379 --> 00:19:57,310
[CRUNCH]
382
00:19:57,413 --> 00:20:00,379
CHOCOLATE CUP.
383
00:20:03,034 --> 00:20:04,413
[BEEPING]
384
00:20:04,517 --> 00:20:05,620
[GASPS]
385
00:20:05,724 --> 00:20:07,379
YOU GOT THE WIRELESS BATTLE PAD!
386
00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:08,896
YEP.
387
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,896
LOOK AT ME, WALKING AND PLAYING.
388
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,896
I'M PLAYING THE GAME SPHERE.
389
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,965
UH... MMM! MARSHMALLOWS!
390
00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:19,034
[MUSIC PLAYS]
391
00:20:19,137 --> 00:20:20,689
OOH! LEVEL TWO!
392
00:20:20,793 --> 00:20:22,206
UH!
393
00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:24,275
LOVING THAT LICORICE!
394
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:27,655
[MUSIC PLAYS]
395
00:20:27,758 --> 00:20:29,655
HEY, HEY! I JUST WARPED!
396
00:20:29,758 --> 00:20:31,724
MAN, LOOK AT THOSE GRAPHICS!
397
00:20:31,827 --> 00:20:34,241
EVERYBODY LOVES GUMMI BEARS!
398
00:20:40,655 --> 00:20:42,068
Both: GIVE ME THAT!
399
00:20:42,172 --> 00:20:43,172
OH!
400
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,448
[GRUNTS]
401
00:20:47,965 --> 00:20:50,689
Both: AHA! YOU CAVED!
402
00:20:50,793 --> 00:20:52,517
NO, YOU CAVED! YOU CAVED FIRST!
403
00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:54,620
[BOTH SHOUTING AT ONCE]
404
00:20:55,931 --> 00:20:56,931
[GASPS]
405
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,448
[BOTH SHOUTING]
406
00:21:23,551 --> 00:21:24,448
BOYS! BOYS!
407
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:25,965
GUYS! GUYS!
408
00:21:26,068 --> 00:21:30,517
GUYS, WAIT! GET...
GET UP! GUYS! OH!
409
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:32,034
OH!
410
00:21:32,137 --> 00:21:34,724
WHAT IS GOING ON?!
411
00:21:36,068 --> 00:21:38,482
[BOTH SHOUTING AT ONCE]
412
00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:43,448
AND THEN DRAKE CAVED!
AND THEN JOSH CAVED!
413
00:21:43,551 --> 00:21:45,000
Drake: YOU CAVED FIRST!
414
00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:47,000
YOU CAVED FIRST! WHAT
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
415
00:21:47,103 --> 00:21:48,620
[BOTH SHOUTING AT ONCE]
416
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,551
Megan: HEY, HEY, HEY!
417
00:21:51,862 --> 00:21:54,000
IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHO CAVED FIRST.
418
00:21:54,103 --> 00:21:55,344
WHAT? WHAT?
419
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,206
THE CONTRACT SAYS
420
00:21:57,310 --> 00:21:59,689
WHOEVER CAVES
MUST DYE HIS HAIR PINK.
421
00:21:59,793 --> 00:22:02,689
YOU BOTH CAVED, SO
YOU BOTH HAVE TO DO IT.
422
00:22:02,793 --> 00:22:04,206
BUT I DIDN'T... NO WAY!
423
00:22:04,310 --> 00:22:05,896
MOM! DAD!
424
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,896
YOU BOYS SIGNED A CONTRACT.
425
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,896
YOU MADE A COMMITMENT.
426
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,586
YOU HAVE TO HONOR A COMMITMENT.
427
00:22:12,689 --> 00:22:14,586
YEAH, ABOUT THAT...
428
00:22:16,482 --> 00:22:18,310
MOM, YOU BET ON JOSH.
429
00:22:18,413 --> 00:22:21,344
DAD, YOU BET ON
DRAKE. THEY BOTH LOST.
430
00:22:22,827 --> 00:22:24,689
YEAH, BUT WE NEVER MEANT...
431
00:22:24,793 --> 00:22:26,206
YOU SIGNED THE CONTRACT.
432
00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:28,862
YOU HAVE TO HONOR A COMMITMENT.
433
00:22:55,620 --> 00:22:58,965
DRAKE, JOSH, YOU'LL
BE LATE FOR SCHOOL.
434
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:08,482
OK. I WAS WRONG.
435
00:23:08,586 --> 00:23:10,965
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
436
00:23:11,068 --> 00:23:12,620
[SIGHS]
437
00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:14,379
JUST GET IN THE CAR.
438
00:23:18,413 --> 00:23:20,413
SEE YOU, BOYS.
439
00:23:22,413 --> 00:23:24,379
[SIGHS] BYE.
440
00:23:27,931 --> 00:23:29,827
SO...
441
00:23:29,931 --> 00:23:31,862
WHEN DO YOU THINK
THIS PINK WILL WEAR OFF?
442
00:23:31,965 --> 00:23:35,206
I DON'T KNOW. A
FEW WEEKS, MONTHS.
443
00:23:35,310 --> 00:23:37,620
[SIGHS] SCHOOL'S
GOING TO BE ROUGH.
444
00:23:37,724 --> 00:23:38,793
OH, YEAH.
445
00:23:38,896 --> 00:23:40,310
OH, WELL. LET'S GO.UH, NO.
446
00:23:40,413 --> 00:23:41,793
I'M GOING TO GRAB
SOME BREAKFAST.
447
00:23:41,896 --> 00:23:43,517
I'll JUST MEET YOU AT SCHOOL.
448
00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:45,000
OK. SEE YOU.
449
00:23:45,103 --> 00:23:48,000
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
450
00:23:48,103 --> 00:23:50,586
[SCOFFS] IDIOTS.
451
00:24:18,482 --> 00:24:20,413
MMM!
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