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SO, MY NEW STEPBROTHER
SITUATION WITH DRAKE
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IS WORKING OUT PRETTY WELL.
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LIVING WITH JOSH ISN'T SO BAD.
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BUT HE HAS GOT TO STOP
CLIPPING HIS TOENAILS ON MY BED.
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DRAKE'S BED SURE IS COMFORTABLE.
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BYE-BYE, TOENAIL!
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ANYWAY, MY BAND IS DOING GREAT.
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WE'RE PLAYING TONIGHT
AT THIS REALLY COOL PLACE,
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WHICH IS WHY I
WROTE THIS NEW SONG.
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IT KIND OF GOES...
♪ BA-DA, DUH-DA ♪
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♪ BA DA DA DA BA-DA-LOO ♪
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SOUNDS BETTER ON GUITAR.
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DRAKE'S ALWAYS
REHEARSING WITH HIS BAND
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DOWNSTAIRS IN THE GARAGE.
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THEY'RE REALLY GOOD
BUT KIND OF LOUD.
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IT MAKES IT HARD TO
STUDY UP HERE SOMETIMES.
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BUT MOSTLY...
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Together: I KIND OF LIKE
HAVING A NEW STEPBROTHER.
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I GUESS I JUST WISH THAT JOSH WOULD
LOOSEN UP AND HAVE A LITTLE MORE FUN.
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DRAKE'S REALLY SMART, BUT
HE'S ALL ABOUT HAVING FUN.
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FUN, FUN, FUN.
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IT WOULDN'T KILL HIM TO BE
A LITTLE MORE RESPONSIBLE.
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OH! GROSS! OH! GROSS!
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[BUZZING]
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JOSH!
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JOSH!
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I'M WORKING ON A SONG HERE!
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DO YOU HAVE TO
MAKE ALL THAT NOISE?
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DUDE, I CAN'T CONCENTRATE.
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[YELLING] I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
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I'M WEARING EAR PLUGS!
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OH.
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AH... OW-OW!
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DUDE, CAN'T YOU BUILD YOUR MECHANICAL
DORK MACHINE SOMEWHERE ELSE?
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IT'S NOT A DORK MACHINE.
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IT'S A 1/8 SCALE WORKING
REPLICA OF A MEDIEVAL CATAPULT.
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SO? SO...
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WHEN I'M DONE, THIS BABY'S
GONNA BE ABLE TO FLING STUFF
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OVER 50 FEET THROUGH THE AIR.
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IMPRESSIVE.
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OH, HEY-HEY!
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WHY DON'T YOU CLIMB IN AND
FLING YOURSELF OUT OF MY ROOM?
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BUT THIS IS MY ROOM.
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IT WAS MY ROOM FIRST.
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ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. LET'S
COMPROMISE. WE COULD...
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I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THAT...
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BUT I JUST WANTED...
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HEADACHES!
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♪ I NEVER THOUGHT
THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE ♪
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♪ BUT I FOUND A
WAY, I FOUND A WAY ♪
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♪ IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND ♪
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♪ AND SEE WHAT'S INSIDE ♪
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♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE
SOME TIME TO REALIZE ♪
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♪ OOH, YEAH ♪
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♪ BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND ♪
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♪ OOH, YEAH ♪
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♪ OVER YOUR SHOULDER
YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU ♪
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♪ I'll ALWAYS BE PICKING
YOU UP WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ♪
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♪ SO JUST TURN AROUND ♪
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♪ OH, OH, OH ♪
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Woman: JOSH!
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JOSH, PLEASE, TURN THAT OFF.
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YOUR DAD'S ON THE
PHONE IN THE KITCHEN.
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HI, MOM... OHH!
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YOU LOOK PRETTY.
OH, THANK YOU, BABY.
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WE'RE GOING OUT TO DINNER
WITH YOUR FATHER'S BOSS.
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NO, WE'RE NOT.
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THAT WAS MR. GALLOWAY
ON THE PHONE.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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WELL, THEIR BABY-SITTER
CANCELED ON THEM,
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SO HE CANCELED ON US.
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I'M NEVER GONNA
GET THAT PROMOTION.
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OH, I'M SORRY, BABY.
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I REALLY WANTED TO
WOW HIM AT DINNER.
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YOU KNOW, DRAKE AND I
COULD BABY-SIT FOR YOUR BOSS.
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WHAT?! BABY-SIT? WHAT?!
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OH, GUYS, I SO APPRECIATE THIS.
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BUT MY BAND IS
PLAYING TONIGHT AT...
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I'll CALL MR. GALLOWAY.
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YOU GO FINISH DOING YOUR HAIR.
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MY HAIR IS FINISHED.
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I KNOW.
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I'll GO CALL THE GALLOWAYS.
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BABY-SITTING?!
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HOW COULD YOU
VOLUNTEER US TO BABY-SIT?
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BECAUSE THIS DINNER'S
REALLY IMPORTANT TO MY DAD.
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HE'S TRYING TO GET A PROMOTION.
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YEAH, WELL, MY
BAND'S SHOW TONIGHT IS
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JUST AS IMPORTANT
AS YOUR DAD'S DINNER.
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HEY, HE'S YOUR DAD
NOW, TOO, YOU KNOW.
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WHATEVER.
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COME ON. IT'S
JUST A LITTLE BABY.
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BIG DEAL.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I SAW THIS MOVIE ONCE
ABOUT A "BABY ALLIGATOR,"
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WHERE HE, LIKE, GREW
UP AND ATE EVERYBODY.
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NOBODY'S TALKING
ABOUT AN ALLIGATOR.
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WELL, MAYBE SOMEBODY HAD
BETTER START BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
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[DOORBELL CHIMES]
Dad: DRAKE! JOSH!
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THE GALLOWAYS ARE HERE.
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COME ON, DRAKE.
LET'S GO MEET THE BABY.
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I'll BE RIGHT BACK.
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I WILL HELP YOU UNTIL I
HAVE TO LEAVE WITH MY BAND.
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AFTER THAT, THE
BABY IS YOUR PROBLEM.
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JUST GRAB THE TAIL
AND AVOID THE JAWS,
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AND YOU SHOULD BE OK.
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OH, LOOK AT HIM SLEEPING.
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SUCH A LITTLE ANGEL.
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OH, THANK YOU.
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NOW, HE SHOULD SLEEP
THROUGH THE NIGHT,
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BUT IN CASE HE DOESN'T,
ALL YOU'LL NEED IS THIS.
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GREAT. SEE, ALL
WE NEED... AND THIS.
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OH, AND MAYBE...
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SOME OF... UHH! THESE.
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THIS ONE'S HIS FAVORITE.
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[WINDS TOY]
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♪ I'VE BEEN WORKING
ON THE RAILROAD ♪
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♪ ALL THE LIVE-LONG DAY ♪
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THIS ONE ALWAYS PUTS
HIM RIGHT TO SLEEP.
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COME ON, DARLING. I THINK
THE BOYS CAN HANDLE IT.
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OF COURSE WE CAN. OH, YEAH.
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YOU SHOULD GO.
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AFTER YOU.
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Dad: PROMISE ME YOU'LL TAKE
EXTRA-SPECIAL CARE OF LITTLE MAX.
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Drake: NO PROBLEM. IT'S UNDER
CONTROL. DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING.
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WELL, SEE YA. WAIT!
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
YOU SAID YOU'D HELP ME.
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HELP YOU WHAT?
HE'S SOUND ASLEEP.
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WHAT IF HE WAKES UP?
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SHE SAID HE'S GONNA SLEEP
THROUGH THE WHOLE NIGHT.
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YOU'LL BE FINE.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS] [BABY CRIES]
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OH, NO WAY. GET THAT, WOULD YOU?
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ANSWER IT!
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IT'S STUCK. PULL IT.
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I'M PULLING IT!
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PULL! I'M PULLING!
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COME ON!
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[BABY CRYING]
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OH, THE BABY.
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OH, THE FISHES.
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COME ON. [CRYING]
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[CRYING]
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OW!
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GIVE ME!
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[SQUEAK]
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[SQUEAK]
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[SQUEAK]
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[BABY CRYING]
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[BABY CRYING]
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DRAKE, WE GO ON
STAGE IN 2 HOURS.
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CAN WE PLEASE GET
IN SOME REHEARSAL?
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DO YOU NOT HEAR THIS?
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WE CAN'T MAKE IT STOP.
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WELL, MAYBE HIS DIAPER'S,
YOU KNOW, "FILLED."
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THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME CRY.
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DRAKE, CHECK THE DIAPER.
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OH, YEAH. THAT'LL
HAPPEN. COME ON.
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JUST PEEK IN THERE AND
TELL ME IF THERE'S ANY... ITEMS.
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I AM NOT LOOKING IN THERE.
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THEN JUST SNIFF IT.
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I... I DO NOT SNIFF BABY BUTT.
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I WANT TO SNIFF IT!
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GO FOR IT.
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[BABY CRYING]
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WELL?
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IT'S NOT BAD.
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REALLY?
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OH! OH, THAT IS THE WORST
THING I'VE EVER SMELLED.
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OH! THAT! YEAH, THAT REEKS.
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OH, COME ON. HOW BAD CAN IT BE?
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[WHIMPERS]
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JOSH?
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JOSH.
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[BABY CRYING] ECH! ECH!
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THERE! THERE, THERE. HE'S DONE.
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NOW ALL WE NEED IS
A DIAPER... OHH! WHOA!
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[SCREAMING]
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GRAB SOMETHING! THE DIAPERS.
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OHH! OHH!
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AAH!
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BAAH! THIS ONE'S MOIST.
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EW! GET ME ANOTHER ONE.
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I THINK THAT WAS THE LAST ONE.
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AH, GREAT!
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WE GOT A NAKED
BABY AND NO DIAPERS.
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA USE?
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[CRYING]
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HA HA! AND THERE WE GO.
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ALL RIGHT. THAT BABY
COULD NOT LOOK STUPIDER.
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YOU INSULTED HIM.
YOU SEE WHAT YOU DO?
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JUST MAKE IT STOP. HOW?
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THE BEAR. WHERE'S
THE SINGING BEAR?
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THE ONE THAT PUTS HIM TO SLEEP?
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I DON'T KNOW. OH. LOOK IN THERE.
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AH! GOT IT.
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♪ I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE... ♪
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HURRY! WIND IT AGAIN!
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I SAID WIND IT NOT MURDER IT!
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OH! OH! NOW WHAT
ARE WE GONNA DO?
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♪ I'VE BEEN WORKING
ON THE RAILROAD ♪
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♪ JUST TO PASS THE TIME AWAY ♪
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♪ CAN'T YOU HEAR THE
WHISTLE BLOWING? ♪
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♪ RISE SO EARLY IN THE MORN ♪
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♪ CAN'T YOU HEAR THE
CAPTAIN SHOUTING ♪
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♪ "DINAH, BLOW YOUR HORN?" ♪
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♪ I SAID, DINAH
WON'T YOU BLOW? ♪
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♪ DINAH, WON'T YOU BLOW? ♪
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♪ DINAH, WON'T YOU
BLOW YOUR HORN? ♪
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[SOFTLY] ♪ DINAH,
BLOW YOUR HORN ♪
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FINALLY.
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[WHISPERING] Yeah. Ok.
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I'm gonna go finish my catapult.
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[CAR HORN HONKS]
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Oh, that's Scotty. I
got to go to the gig.
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WAIT, DRAKE.
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YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE
ME ALONE WITH THE BABY.
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YOU'LL BE FINE. HE'S ASLEEP.
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AND NEXT TIME, DON'T
VOLUNTEER US TO BABY-SIT.
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WHAT IF HE WAKES UP
AND STARTS CRYING AGAIN?
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I CAN'T PLAY THE GUITAR.
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[HONK, HONK]
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YOU'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.
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LATER.
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DRAKE, WAIT, I...
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NEED YOU.
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[CAR DOOR SHUTS,
CAR DRIVES AWAY]
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OK. OK. HE'S RIGHT.
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I CAN DO THIS.
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EVERYTHING... EVERYTHING'S
UNDER CONTROL.
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THE CRYING HAS STOPPED,
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MY CATAPULT'S ALMOST
DONE, THE BABY'S GONE.
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THE BABY'S GONE!
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HERE, BABY, BABY, BABY!
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OH! HERE, MAX! WHERE ARE YOU?
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[SOBBING]
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OH, THIS IS SO BAD.
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WAIT, I CAN HEAR IT CRYING.
239
00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:10,267
OH, IT'S JUST ME.
240
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:15,700
OHH... OH! I'll
CHECK THE GARAGE.
241
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,633
HERE, BABY, BABY!
242
00:13:17,733 --> 00:13:20,400
MAX, YOU IN HERE?
243
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,967
OHH... OH, HOW AM
I GONNA FIND HIM?
244
00:13:24,067 --> 00:13:25,633
OOH! I KNOW!
245
00:13:25,733 --> 00:13:27,933
MARCO!
246
00:13:30,067 --> 00:13:33,433
MARCO!
247
00:13:33,533 --> 00:13:36,267
COME ON, MAX. YOU
KNOW HOW THIS WORKS.
248
00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:38,267
SAY "POLO!"
249
00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:42,133
WHAT AM I THINKING?
250
00:13:42,233 --> 00:13:44,167
BABIES DON'T SWIM!
251
00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:47,267
I NEED HELP.
252
00:13:47,367 --> 00:13:49,333
GOTTA CALL DRAKE.
253
00:13:55,567 --> 00:13:58,200
YOUR BAND GOES ON
IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES.
254
00:13:58,267 --> 00:14:00,300
COOL. THANKS. COOL, MAN. THANKS.
255
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,800
I'M GONNA GO SET UP. ALL RIGHT.
256
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,100
DRAKE?
257
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,700
[SNIFFS]
258
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,500
WHY DO YOU SMELL
LIKE A DIRTY DIAPER?
259
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:11,100
BECAUSE I ACTUALLY CHANGED ONE.
260
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:14,167
UNLIKE YOU, WHO
JUST LEFT US ALONE.
261
00:14:14,267 --> 00:14:19,333
OH. LIKE THE WAY YOU LEFT
JOSH ALL ALONE TO COME HERE?
262
00:14:19,433 --> 00:14:21,900
OH, THAT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
263
00:14:22,067 --> 00:14:25,533
BECAUSE HE'S THE ONE
THAT... AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO BE...
264
00:14:25,633 --> 00:14:28,067
YOU AND... BE QUIET.
265
00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:33,633
DRAKE, PICK UP,
PICK UP, PICK UP!
266
00:14:33,733 --> 00:14:35,800
OH, PLEASE ANSWER.
267
00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:40,067
Drake: HEY, DRAKE PARKER...
OH, WITH THE VOICEMAIL!
268
00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:41,067
[BEEP]
269
00:14:41,167 --> 00:14:44,133
DRAKE, I CAN'T DO
THIS BY MYSELF.
270
00:14:44,233 --> 00:14:46,200
I'M RUNNING ALL OVER THE HOUSE.
271
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:48,833
THE BABY WON'T SAY, "POLO."
272
00:14:48,933 --> 00:14:51,600
AND I THINK MAYBE... [THUD]
273
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,133
WHAT WAS THAT?
274
00:14:54,233 --> 00:14:57,067
DRAKE, CALL ME!
275
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,500
BABY!
276
00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:07,100
HEH. OH! HA!
277
00:15:07,233 --> 00:15:11,067
IT WAS JUST MY CATAPULT.
278
00:15:11,167 --> 00:15:15,867
WITH THE BABY'S
CURTAIN DIAPER ON IT.
279
00:15:18,367 --> 00:15:22,100
NO. HA! NO. NO, NO, NO.
280
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:26,133
MY CATAPULT COULDN'T
FLING THE BABY.
281
00:15:26,233 --> 00:15:28,167
HA HA! NO.
282
00:15:28,267 --> 00:15:29,567
NO WAY. HEH.
283
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:37,700
NO!
284
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,133
OHH!
285
00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:43,933
OH, I FLUNG THE BABY.
286
00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:48,467
HI, DRAKE.
287
00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:50,043
WE CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR
YOU GUYS PLAY TONIGHT.
288
00:15:50,067 --> 00:15:51,300
REALLY? TOTALLY!
289
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,833
YOUR BAND ROCKS!
290
00:15:52,933 --> 00:15:55,333
WELL, WE DO IT ALL FOR THE FANS.
291
00:15:55,433 --> 00:15:58,367
SO, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING AFTER THE SHOW?
292
00:15:58,467 --> 00:16:00,133
[SNIFF, SNIFF]
293
00:16:00,233 --> 00:16:04,300
DO YOU SMELL... DIRTY DIAPERS?
294
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:08,867
UH, UH... YEAH, YEAH. THAT'S
OUR GUITAR PLAYER PAUL.
295
00:16:09,867 --> 00:16:12,700
HE HAS "ISSUES."
296
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,300
EW!
297
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,333
OH, YEAH.
298
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,400
OH! OH!
299
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:21,300
WHERE ARE YOU, MAX?
300
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,800
HUH. THE FOOTBALL
LANDED ON THE ROOF.
301
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:29,300
I WONDER IF... THE
BABY'S ON THE ROOF?!
302
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,233
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
303
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:33,067
DRAKE, YOU'RE NOT
GONNA BELIEVE THIS,
304
00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:38,367
BUT THE BABY... IS JUST
FINE, MS. GALLOWAY.
305
00:16:38,467 --> 00:16:43,400
OH, YES, MA'AM.
MAX IS RIGHT... HERE.
306
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,567
YOU WANT TO TALK TO HIM?
307
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:48,900
UH, HE'S KIND OF BUSY RIGHT NOW.
308
00:16:49,067 --> 00:16:51,367
CAN I TAKE A MESSAGE?
309
00:16:51,467 --> 00:16:53,067
NO?
310
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:55,667
OK. H-HERE HE IS.
311
00:16:58,233 --> 00:17:00,633
GOO-GOO, GAH-GAH!
312
00:17:00,733 --> 00:17:04,167
AW, HE SOUNDS SO HAPPY.
313
00:17:04,267 --> 00:17:06,200
HELLO, LITTLE MAXIE.
314
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,267
HI!
315
00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:09,700
MAMA!
316
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,100
HE SAID, "MAMA!"
317
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,100
THAT'S HIS FIRST WORD!
318
00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:15,767
OH, MAX! OH, SAY IT AGAIN!
319
00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:16,933
MAMA!
320
00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:18,567
OH! OH!
321
00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:20,433
OH, MAX.
322
00:17:20,533 --> 00:17:22,300
OH, OH, OH. I'M SO EXCITED!
323
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,533
OH, LET'S GO. I SHOULD
BE THERE FOR THIS.
324
00:17:24,633 --> 00:17:26,300
GET MY PURSE, BOB.
325
00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:30,733
GET MY PURSE, BOB!
326
00:17:35,233 --> 00:17:38,233
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
327
00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,067
HEY, I GOT A VOICEMAIL. ONE SEC.
328
00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:42,067
I'll SEE YOU ONSTAGE.
329
00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:45,167
Josh: DRAKE, I CAN'T
DO THIS BY MYSELF!
330
00:17:45,267 --> 00:17:47,067
I'M RUNNING ALL OVER THE HOUSE.
331
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:49,433
THE BABY WON'T SAY, "POLO."
332
00:17:49,533 --> 00:17:51,600
DRAKE, YOUR BAND'S ON NEXT.
333
00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:53,333
YEAH, MAN. GET IN HERE.
334
00:17:53,433 --> 00:17:55,500
ALL RIGHT. I'll BE
THERE IN A SEC.
335
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:58,100
Josh: OH, DRAKE, CALL ME!
336
00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:13,633
HANG IN THERE, MAX!
337
00:18:16,433 --> 00:18:17,967
JUST STAY ON THE ROOF.
338
00:18:18,067 --> 00:18:20,700
UNCLE JOSHIE'S
COMING TO THE RESCUE.
339
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,433
AAH! OHH!
340
00:18:27,433 --> 00:18:30,667
OK. OK. THIS COULD BE WORSE.
341
00:18:30,767 --> 00:18:32,700
AAH! NO, IT COULDN'T.
342
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,600
NO BABY. NO LADDER.
343
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:38,900
NO HAPPINESS.
344
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:44,600
SO, JUST HANGING THERE?
345
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:47,333
DRAKE, YOU CAME BACK.
346
00:18:47,433 --> 00:18:49,333
UH, YEAH, MY GIG GOT CANCELED.
347
00:18:49,433 --> 00:18:51,833
CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT
YOU'RE DOING UP THERE?
348
00:18:51,933 --> 00:18:55,867
IT'S A LONG, SAD STORY.
349
00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:58,733
COULD YOU PUT THE
LADDER BACK UP?
350
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,933
OK.
351
00:19:01,067 --> 00:19:03,133
HEY, WHERE'S THE BABY?
352
00:19:03,233 --> 00:19:06,367
UM... POSSIBLY ON THE ROOF.
353
00:19:06,467 --> 00:19:09,167
YOU PUT THE BABY ON THE ROOF?!
354
00:19:09,267 --> 00:19:10,933
NO.
355
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:14,900
IT'S CONCEIVABLE, THOUGH,
THAT HE WAS FLUNG THERE...
356
00:19:15,067 --> 00:19:17,667
VIA CATAPULT.
357
00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:20,067
OH, DRAKE, I RUINED EVERYTHING.
358
00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:23,433
THE BABY'S MISSING.
THE HOUSE IS DESTROYED.
359
00:19:23,533 --> 00:19:25,267
AND MY DAD'S GONNA GET FIRED.
360
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,100
HEY, WHERE'S MEGAN?
361
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:31,767
I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T SEEN
HER SINCE THE BABY DISAPPEARED.
362
00:19:31,867 --> 00:19:33,833
UH-HUH.
363
00:19:33,933 --> 00:19:36,233
I THINK I MIGHT KNOW
WHERE THE BABY IS.
364
00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:39,067
OK. I'M COMING DOWN.
365
00:19:43,733 --> 00:19:45,333
AW, COME ON!
366
00:19:49,367 --> 00:19:52,267
ALL RIGHT. WHERE IS HE?
367
00:19:52,367 --> 00:19:54,433
I THINK HE'S DANGLING
FROM THE GUTTER.
368
00:19:54,533 --> 00:19:57,733
NOT JOSH. THE BABY.
369
00:19:57,833 --> 00:20:01,700
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
THAT I WOULD HAVE THE BABY?
370
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:05,167
BECAUSE YOU'RE A DEVIOUS,
TWISTED, LITTLE GIRL.
371
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:09,167
WHY, THANK YOU, DRAKE.
372
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:12,567
WHERE IS THE BABY?
373
00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:18,400
I DESERVE THIS.
374
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:21,067
THIS IS ALL BECAUSE
I FORGOT TO FEED
375
00:20:21,167 --> 00:20:24,100
MY PET TURTLE SHELDON
IN KINDERGARTEN.
376
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:28,000
HE WENT TO HEAVEN,
AND NOW MY LIFE IS BAD.
377
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:31,167
YA HAPPY, SHELDON?
378
00:20:31,267 --> 00:20:33,100
WE'RE EVEN NOW.
379
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:37,033
Dad: JOSH? SHELDON?
380
00:20:38,033 --> 00:20:40,533
Mom: JOSH, WHAT
ARE DOING UP THERE?
381
00:20:40,633 --> 00:20:43,467
OH, IT'S YOU GUYS. UH...
382
00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:45,967
YOU KNOW, JUST
BABY-PROOFING THE GUTTERS.
383
00:20:46,067 --> 00:20:48,733
GET DOWN FROM
THERE. THIS MINUTE.
384
00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:51,900
OK. CATCH ME.
385
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,833
AAH!
386
00:20:56,667 --> 00:20:59,400
Galloway: WALTER... YES, SIR.
387
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,333
YOUR SON IS ON ME.
388
00:21:01,433 --> 00:21:04,300
I'M SORRY, SIR.
389
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,733
COME ON.
390
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,100
ALL RIGHT, JOSH.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
391
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,533
[STAMMERING] WHO'S WATCHING MAX?
392
00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:17,567
UH, DRAKE'S INSIDE.
393
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:19,733
I'M GOING TO CHECK ON THE BABY.
394
00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:21,433
NO!
395
00:21:21,533 --> 00:21:24,600
I MEAN, UH... IT'S
SUCH A NICE NIGHT.
396
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,800
UM, YOU GUYS
SHOULD GO FOR A WALK.
397
00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:30,467
OR A VACATION.
398
00:21:30,567 --> 00:21:34,333
I'M GOING INSIDE TO
HEAR MAX SAY "MAMA."
399
00:21:44,267 --> 00:21:46,233
HE GETS VERY EXCITED.
400
00:21:46,333 --> 00:21:48,200
OK, LOOK, LOOK.
401
00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:50,600
I CAN EXPLAIN. HERE'S
WHAT HAPPENED.
402
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:56,067
♪ DINAH, BLOW YOUR HORN ♪
403
00:21:57,133 --> 00:21:59,633
OH, EVENING, EVERYONE.
404
00:22:01,067 --> 00:22:02,633
HI, BABY.
405
00:22:02,733 --> 00:22:06,267
SAY MAMA.
406
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:10,833
HOW? HOW WHAT?
407
00:22:10,933 --> 00:22:14,400
THE BABY'S BACK.
THE HOUSE IS PERFECT.
408
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,900
DAD'S BOSS IS HAPPY.
409
00:22:17,067 --> 00:22:21,800
SAY MAMA.
410
00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:22,900
WAS HE WELL-BEHAVED?
411
00:22:23,067 --> 00:22:24,367
NO TROUBLE AT ALL.
412
00:22:24,467 --> 00:22:26,800
LIKE HE WASN'T EVEN HERE.
413
00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:29,300
WELL, WE HAVE A LONG DRIVE HOME.
414
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,833
THANKS FOR DINNER.
OH, THANK YOU, BOB.
415
00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:34,400
PLEASE, CALL ME MR. GALLOWAY.
416
00:22:38,133 --> 00:22:40,200
COME ON. SAY MAMA.
417
00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:42,267
SAY MAMA!
418
00:22:45,267 --> 00:22:48,600
MEGAN, DID YOU HELP
THE BOYS WITH THE BABY?
419
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:51,200
I SURE DID, MOMMY.
420
00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:53,267
AW, THAT'S MY GIRL.
421
00:22:53,367 --> 00:22:55,300
ALL RIGHT, NOW. UP TO BED.
422
00:22:55,433 --> 00:22:56,900
COME ON.
423
00:22:58,767 --> 00:23:00,500
THANK YOU, FELLAS.
424
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,500
TONIGHT MEANT A LOT TO ME.
425
00:23:03,933 --> 00:23:05,200
I OWE YOU GUYS ONE.
426
00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:07,833
NO PROBLEM. GLAD TO HELP.
427
00:23:10,167 --> 00:23:12,533
OK. I OWE YOU ONE.
428
00:23:12,633 --> 00:23:14,133
WHERE'D YOU FIND THE BABY?
429
00:23:14,233 --> 00:23:16,233
SAME PLACE WE FOUND YOUR DIARY,
430
00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:18,900
THE ITCHING POWDER,
THE STINK BOMBS...
431
00:23:19,067 --> 00:23:20,300
MEGAN!
432
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,833
YEP.
433
00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:25,767
SO, HOW COME YOUR
GIG GOT CANCELED?
434
00:23:25,867 --> 00:23:28,233
AH, WELL, YOU KNOW, THE
CLUB WAS OVERBOOKED.
435
00:23:28,333 --> 00:23:30,013
SO WE JUST DECIDED
TO HAVE THE BAND PLAY...
436
00:23:30,067 --> 00:23:34,600
NO. YOU BAILED ON YOUR GIG
TO COME BACK HERE AND HELP ME.
437
00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:37,233
'CAUSE YOU LOVE ME.
438
00:23:38,633 --> 00:23:41,467
WELL, I KNEW TONIGHT
WAS IMPORTANT.
439
00:23:41,567 --> 00:23:44,667
YEAH. IT MEANT A LOT TO MY DAD.
440
00:23:44,767 --> 00:23:46,700
HEY! HE'S MY DAD NOW, TOO.
441
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,667
UH, BOYS,
442
00:23:48,767 --> 00:23:51,933
WHY DO THE KITCHEN
CURTAINS SMELL LIKE PEE?
443
00:23:57,767 --> 00:24:01,109
[HORSE NEIGHS]
444
00:24:01,133 --> 00:24:03,067
WE'VE GOT TO CHANGE HIM.
445
00:24:03,167 --> 00:24:05,067
I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO CHANGE A DIAPER.
446
00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:07,067
RINA, YOU'RE A GIRL.
YOU CHANGE HIM.
447
00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:11,433
OK. SURE, YEAH. UM. HMM.
448
00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:12,533
ONE SEC.
449
00:24:12,567 --> 00:24:17,067
[BABY CRYING]
450
00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:18,867
[CAR STARTS]
451
00:24:18,967 --> 00:24:22,600
[TIRES SQUEAL]
452
00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:24,800
SHE'S NOT COMING BACK.
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