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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:10,665 SO I'VE BEEN DATING THIS NEW GIRL 2 00:00:10,689 --> 00:00:12,068 THAT GOES TO MY SCHOOL. 3 00:00:12,103 --> 00:00:13,286 DRAKE'S BEEN DATING THIS NEW GIRL 4 00:00:13,310 --> 00:00:14,655 THAT GOES TO OUR SCHOOL. 5 00:00:14,689 --> 00:00:16,413 Both: HER NAME IS SUSAN. 6 00:00:16,448 --> 00:00:18,827 AND SHE IS COOL, SHE IS FUNNY, 7 00:00:18,862 --> 00:00:20,241 SHE IS AWESOME. 8 00:00:20,275 --> 00:00:22,413 "SHE IS COOL, SHE IS FUNNY, 9 00:00:22,448 --> 00:00:25,034 SHE IS AWESOME." 10 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:26,275 I'M TELLING YOU, 11 00:00:26,310 --> 00:00:28,241 THIS GIRL IS ALL DRAKE'S BEEN THINKING ABOUT. 12 00:00:28,275 --> 00:00:32,379 Both: SUSAN, SUSAN, SUSAN. 13 00:00:32,413 --> 00:00:34,275 I WONDER IF I'M IN LOVE. 14 00:00:34,310 --> 00:00:36,241 I'VE SEEN SUSAN AROUND SCHOOL, 15 00:00:36,275 --> 00:00:38,586 BUT I HAVEN'T, LIKE, FORMALLY MET HER YET. 16 00:00:38,620 --> 00:00:40,965 Both: ANYWAY... 17 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,000 I WONDER WHERE DRAKE IS WITH OUR PIZZA. 18 00:00:44,034 --> 00:00:46,931 I CANNOT BELIEVE I ATE AN ENTIRE PIZZA. 19 00:00:54,103 --> 00:00:56,448 COME ON, WE GOT TO THINK OF SOMETHING! 20 00:00:56,482 --> 00:00:58,034 WOULD YOU RELAX? 21 00:00:58,068 --> 00:00:59,275 NO! THIS PROJECT COUNTS 22 00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:01,655 FOR LIKE HALF OF OUR FINAL GRADE! 23 00:01:01,689 --> 00:01:02,655 OOH! I GOT IT! 24 00:01:02,689 --> 00:01:03,827 GO. 25 00:01:03,862 --> 00:01:06,620 OK. WE DO A DETAILED STUDY 26 00:01:06,655 --> 00:01:09,620 ON THE REPRODUCTIVE HABITS OF LIZARDS. 27 00:01:09,655 --> 00:01:12,310 I AM NOT DOING ANYTHING 28 00:01:12,344 --> 00:01:15,275 THAT INVOLVES ME WATCHING LIZARDS MAKE OUT. 29 00:01:16,241 --> 00:01:17,241 FINE. 30 00:01:18,275 --> 00:01:21,034 OOH, HOW ABOUT... NO. A MUSIC VIDEO? 31 00:01:21,068 --> 00:01:22,034 YES. 32 00:01:22,068 --> 00:01:23,482 OF YOUR BAND. YES! 33 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:24,931 AND I'll DIRECT IT! 34 00:01:24,965 --> 00:01:25,931 MAYBE. 35 00:01:25,965 --> 00:01:28,413 MAYBE? 36 00:01:28,448 --> 00:01:30,241 LOOK, CAN YOU DIRECT A MUSIC VIDEO? 37 00:01:30,275 --> 00:01:33,379 WHO DO YOU THINK VIDEOTAPED MIKE RAMI'S PIANO RECITAL 38 00:01:33,413 --> 00:01:35,241 AT THE HOME FOR THE OLD? 39 00:01:37,310 --> 00:01:38,827 OK, YOU'RE THE DIRECTOR. 40 00:01:38,862 --> 00:01:40,655 OH, AND HEY, WE CAN PUT SUSAN IN THE VIDEO. 41 00:01:40,689 --> 00:01:43,241 WHY SHOULD YOUR GIRLFRIEND BE IN IT? 42 00:01:43,275 --> 00:01:45,862 'CAUSE SHE'S PRETTY. 43 00:01:48,482 --> 00:01:49,758 OK, FINE. 44 00:01:49,793 --> 00:01:51,275 YOUR GIRLFRIEND CAN BE IN OUR VIDEO. 45 00:01:51,310 --> 00:01:53,137 YOU'RE PRETTY, TOO. 46 00:01:53,172 --> 00:01:54,275 STOP THAT! 47 00:01:54,310 --> 00:01:55,482 HEY, WHICH ONE OF MY GUITARS 48 00:01:55,517 --> 00:01:57,068 DO YOU THINK WILL LOOK BEST ON-CAMERA? 49 00:01:57,103 --> 00:01:58,275 I DON'T KNOW. 50 00:01:59,862 --> 00:02:01,931 [SPLAT] 51 00:02:08,034 --> 00:02:09,172 Both: MEGAN! 52 00:02:13,344 --> 00:02:16,793 ♪ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE SO SIMPLE ♪ 53 00:02:16,827 --> 00:02:21,551 ♪ BUT I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAY ♪ 54 00:02:21,586 --> 00:02:26,379 ♪ IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND 55 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:28,896 ♪ SEE WHAT'S INSIDE 56 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:36,241 ♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIZE ♪ 57 00:02:36,275 --> 00:02:43,448 ♪ BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE, I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND ♪ 58 00:02:43,482 --> 00:02:47,206 ♪ OVER YOUR SHOULDER YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU ♪ 59 00:02:47,241 --> 00:02:52,896 ♪ I'll ALWAYS BE PICKIN' YOU UP WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ♪ 60 00:02:52,931 --> 00:03:00,931 ♪ SO JUST TURN AROUND ♪ WHOO 61 00:03:05,482 --> 00:03:06,965 OK, HERE'S MY VISION. 62 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,310 I SEE YOUR BAND IN A DESERT. 63 00:03:09,344 --> 00:03:10,724 YOU KNOW, THE SUN BEATS DOWN, 64 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:12,551 A LITTLE CREATURE SCAMPERS BY. 65 00:03:12,586 --> 00:03:16,379 PERHAPS, I DON'T KNOW, A LIZARD. 66 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:18,310 OH! HERE'S MY VISION. 67 00:03:18,344 --> 00:03:20,241 I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR VISION. 68 00:03:20,275 --> 00:03:23,206 THE VIDEO SHOULD SHOW OFF MY BAND. 69 00:03:23,241 --> 00:03:24,206 HI, DRAKE. 70 00:03:24,241 --> 00:03:25,344 AND SUSAN. 71 00:03:26,413 --> 00:03:28,275 HEY, HOW DID THE ALGEBRA TEST GO? 72 00:03:28,310 --> 00:03:30,310 NOT GREAT. I COULDN'T CONCENTRATE. 73 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:31,413 OH, HOW COME? 74 00:03:31,448 --> 00:03:33,000 BECAUSE I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU. 75 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:35,724 AHEM. 76 00:03:35,758 --> 00:03:37,275 AHEM! 77 00:03:37,310 --> 00:03:39,137 YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD REALLY GO TO THE BATHROOM 78 00:03:39,172 --> 00:03:40,448 AND COUGH THAT UP. 79 00:03:40,482 --> 00:03:43,310 CUTE. HELLO. 80 00:03:43,344 --> 00:03:46,482 OH, SUSAN, THIS IS JOSH. JOSH, SUSAN. 81 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:48,068 HI, JOSH. 82 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:49,379 NICE TO OFFICIALLY MEET YOU. 83 00:03:49,413 --> 00:03:51,379 [BELL RINGS] 84 00:03:51,413 --> 00:03:52,793 HEY, I'VE GOT TO GET TO CLASS. 85 00:03:54,310 --> 00:03:55,758 BYE, GORGEOUS. 86 00:03:55,793 --> 00:03:56,793 I'll MISS YOU. 87 00:03:56,827 --> 00:03:59,413 I'll MISS YOU, TOO. BYE, SWEETIE-PEA. 88 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:03,965 HA HA HA. 89 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,551 YOU ARE SO FUNNY. 90 00:04:07,586 --> 00:04:09,000 NO. 91 00:04:09,034 --> 00:04:10,620 YEAH, YOU ARE. 92 00:04:10,655 --> 00:04:14,000 OOH, WHAT KIND OF SHIRT IS THIS? 93 00:04:14,034 --> 00:04:16,206 I THINK IT'S AN X-L. 94 00:04:16,241 --> 00:04:17,379 HA HA! 95 00:04:17,413 --> 00:04:20,000 IT IS SO SOFT. 96 00:04:20,034 --> 00:04:23,310 WELL, I AM A HUGE FAN OF THE DRYER SHEET. 97 00:04:23,344 --> 00:04:25,310 HA HA HA! 98 00:04:25,344 --> 00:04:26,931 I DON'T KNOW WHY DRAKE NEVER TOLD ME 99 00:04:26,965 --> 00:04:32,379 HOW FUNNY AND CUTE YOU ARE. OH, HEY, 100 00:04:32,413 --> 00:04:35,172 DO YOU KNOW YOU HAVE SOME PURPLE PAINT RIGHT HERE? 101 00:04:39,344 --> 00:04:41,448 OH, ALL GONE. 102 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:43,448 I'll SEE YOU LATER, JOSH. 103 00:04:44,793 --> 00:04:48,482 UH... [CRACKED VOICE] OKEY-DOKEY. 104 00:04:56,793 --> 00:04:57,931 HELLO, MR. ALLIGATOR. 105 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,000 WELL, HELLO THERE. 106 00:04:59,034 --> 00:04:59,931 HEY, YOU WANT TO HEAR A FUNNY STORY? 107 00:04:59,965 --> 00:05:01,034 OK. 108 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:02,448 I'M GOING TO EAT YOU! GRR, RRR! 109 00:05:02,482 --> 00:05:03,482 AAH! 110 00:05:05,310 --> 00:05:09,310 Josh: YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING, DID YOU? 111 00:05:09,344 --> 00:05:13,482 HO HO HO! MERRY BATHTUB! 112 00:05:13,517 --> 00:05:15,620 HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY THIS YEAR? 113 00:05:15,655 --> 00:05:17,965 NO? WELL, THEN, UNDER YOU GO. 114 00:05:19,241 --> 00:05:21,379 OOH, TIME TO SHAVE. 115 00:05:21,413 --> 00:05:23,379 [MAKES ELECTRIC RAZOR NOISE] 116 00:05:23,413 --> 00:05:26,379 ♪ SHAVING IN THE BATHTUB SAY WHAT? 117 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:29,137 ♪ SHAVING IN THE BATHTUB 118 00:05:29,172 --> 00:05:31,448 [MAKES ELECTRIC RAZOR NOISE] 119 00:05:31,482 --> 00:05:32,827 TAKE IT, GATOR! 120 00:05:32,862 --> 00:05:34,586 [DEEP VOICE] ♪ SHAVING IN THE BATHTUB 121 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,000 AAH! 122 00:05:47,827 --> 00:05:49,103 HA! SUSAN. 123 00:05:49,137 --> 00:05:51,034 HI, JOSH. 124 00:05:51,068 --> 00:05:54,793 I'M SORRY ABOUT MY NAKEDNESS. 125 00:05:56,655 --> 00:05:58,310 WHERE'S DRAKE? 126 00:05:58,344 --> 00:06:00,793 JOSH, YOU DON'T NEED TO BE NERVOUS AROUND ME. 127 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:04,379 OOH, BIG BICEPS. 128 00:06:04,413 --> 00:06:06,137 DO YOU WORK OUT? 129 00:06:06,172 --> 00:06:07,862 OW! AH! 130 00:06:08,931 --> 00:06:11,413 OH, WITH THE PAIN IN THE TOE. 131 00:06:11,448 --> 00:06:13,379 OH, ARE YOU OK? 132 00:06:13,413 --> 00:06:14,413 AH! 133 00:06:15,482 --> 00:06:17,275 JOSH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 134 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,310 PUT SOME CLOTHES ON. 135 00:06:18,344 --> 00:06:19,965 MY GIRLFRIEND'S IN THE ROOM. 136 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,379 RIGHT. I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS... 137 00:06:22,413 --> 00:06:24,275 UNTIL SHE... AND... 138 00:06:29,586 --> 00:06:30,620 I'll JUST BE... 139 00:06:31,689 --> 00:06:32,689 IN HERE. 140 00:06:35,448 --> 00:06:37,655 I TOLD YOU, SOMETIMES HE CAN BE A LITTLE, 141 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:40,137 YOU KNOW, JOSHISH. 142 00:06:41,862 --> 00:06:45,827 COULD SOMEBODY PLEASE HAND ME MY UNDERWEAR? 143 00:06:51,034 --> 00:06:53,000 HEY, YOU GUYS. 144 00:06:53,034 --> 00:06:55,586 UMM... CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 145 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:56,660 YEAH, JOSH. WHAT'S UP, SON? 146 00:06:57,620 --> 00:06:58,586 WHAT DO YOU THINK 147 00:06:58,620 --> 00:07:00,206 OF DRAKE'S NEW GIRLFRIEND? 148 00:07:00,241 --> 00:07:03,275 SUSAN? SHE SEEMS LIKE A FRIENDLY GIRL. 149 00:07:03,310 --> 00:07:07,413 YEAH, MAYBE A LITTLE TOO FRIENDLY. 150 00:07:07,448 --> 00:07:09,931 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 151 00:07:09,965 --> 00:07:16,793 WELL, I... I, UH... I THINK SHE LIKES ME! 152 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:18,586 THERE! I SAID IT! 153 00:07:20,586 --> 00:07:22,103 WELL, OF COURSE SHE LIKES YOU. 154 00:07:22,137 --> 00:07:23,931 WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE? 155 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:28,620 NO. I MEAN, SHE "LIKES" ME. 156 00:07:28,655 --> 00:07:30,275 YOU KNOW... 157 00:07:30,310 --> 00:07:34,413 LIKE, REMEMBER THAT SHOW ON THE ANIMAL CHANNEL, 158 00:07:34,448 --> 00:07:37,034 WHERE THE FEMALE GIRAFFE "LIKED" THE MALE GIRAFFE, 159 00:07:37,068 --> 00:07:38,034 SO SHE STARTED... 160 00:07:38,068 --> 00:07:39,413 WE UNDERSTAND! WE UNDERSTAND! 161 00:07:41,103 --> 00:07:44,586 LOOK, SON, SUSAN'S A PRETTY GIRL. 162 00:07:44,620 --> 00:07:46,931 AND SOMETIMES ATTRACTIVE GIRLS 163 00:07:46,965 --> 00:07:48,448 GET US GUYS A LITTLE FLUSTERED. 164 00:07:48,482 --> 00:07:50,793 I THINK WHAT YOUR FATHER IS TRYING TO SAY 165 00:07:50,827 --> 00:07:52,620 IS THAT SUSAN IS BEING FRIENDLY TO YOU 166 00:07:52,655 --> 00:07:54,241 BECAUSE YOUR DRAKE'S NEW BROTHER. 167 00:07:54,275 --> 00:07:57,896 AND BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUN AND CHARMING YOUNG MAN. 168 00:07:57,931 --> 00:08:01,655 YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. 169 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:03,310 THANKS. 170 00:08:03,344 --> 00:08:05,482 I GOT TO GO DIRECT OUR VIDEO. 171 00:08:09,275 --> 00:08:11,241 WANT TO WATCH THE ANIMAL CHANNEL? 172 00:08:11,275 --> 00:08:13,000 WHERE'S THE REMOTE? HA HA! 173 00:08:15,586 --> 00:08:17,586 [HORSE WHINNIES] 174 00:08:28,931 --> 00:08:30,724 OK, DRAKE, CAMERA'S ALL SET. 175 00:08:30,758 --> 00:08:32,413 AH! 176 00:08:32,448 --> 00:08:35,103 ALL RIGHT, SUSAN, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, RIGHT? 177 00:08:35,137 --> 00:08:37,068 DANCE AROUND AND LOOK GOOD. 178 00:08:37,103 --> 00:08:38,379 YOU ALWAYS DO. 179 00:08:38,413 --> 00:08:39,482 LET'S DO THIS! 180 00:08:41,275 --> 00:08:42,793 Josh: ROLLING! 181 00:08:42,827 --> 00:08:44,000 AND... ACTION. 182 00:08:44,034 --> 00:08:46,724 THIS ONE'S FOR SUSAN. 183 00:08:46,758 --> 00:08:51,000 1, 2, 3, 4... [MUSIC STARTS] 184 00:08:52,827 --> 00:08:59,413 ♪ THE GIRL NEXT DOOR IS NOT THE GIRL NEXT DOOR ♪ 185 00:08:59,448 --> 00:09:01,000 ♪ THE GIRL NEXT DOOR 186 00:09:01,034 --> 00:09:06,482 ♪ THE GIRL NEXT DOOR IS NOT THE GIRL NEXT DOOR ♪ 187 00:09:06,517 --> 00:09:14,413 ♪ SHE'S THE GIRL I'D STAY HOME FOR ♪ 188 00:09:16,517 --> 00:09:21,379 ♪ SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT I'M BREATHING ♪ 189 00:09:21,413 --> 00:09:24,551 ♪ SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT I'M ALIVE ♪ 190 00:09:24,586 --> 00:09:28,827 ♪ SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I'M DREAMING ♪ 191 00:09:28,862 --> 00:09:32,206 ♪ WHEN I SEE THAT SHE'S TURNED OUT HER LIGHTS ♪ 192 00:09:32,241 --> 00:09:37,068 ♪ AND DOES SHE SEE ME LIKE I SEE HER ♪ 193 00:09:37,103 --> 00:09:41,689 ♪ MORE THAN JUST THE BOY NEXT DOOR ♪ 194 00:09:43,137 --> 00:09:47,241 ♪ THE GIRL NEXT DOOR IS NOT THE GIRL NEXT DOOR ♪ 195 00:09:47,275 --> 00:09:48,275 OH! 196 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:52,103 [MUSIC STOPS] 197 00:09:52,137 --> 00:09:53,172 OK. 198 00:09:54,275 --> 00:09:55,586 AND... CUT! 199 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:04,827 JOSH, I WAS JUST LOOKING OVER SOME OF THE FOOTAGE WE SHOT. 200 00:10:04,862 --> 00:10:06,655 I'M NOT SURE YOU GOT ENOUGH OF SUSAN. 201 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:09,275 OH, I GOT PLENTY OF SUSAN. 202 00:10:11,448 --> 00:10:14,068 DRAKE, COULD YOU HELP ME WITH THIS LETTER 203 00:10:14,103 --> 00:10:16,379 FOR MY MISS NANCY ADVICE COLUMN? 204 00:10:16,413 --> 00:10:17,413 SURE. READ IT. 205 00:10:18,448 --> 00:10:24,586 OK. THE GUY WRITES, "DEAR MISS NANCY. 206 00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:28,275 "MY STEPBROTHER HAS A NEW GIRLFRIEND, 207 00:10:28,310 --> 00:10:30,862 NAMED PUSAN." 208 00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:38,758 "SHE KEEPS FLIRTING WITH ME BEHIND MY BROTHER'S BACK. 209 00:10:38,793 --> 00:10:40,931 "HOW DO I TELL MY BROTHER 210 00:10:40,965 --> 00:10:45,310 ABOUT THIS PROBLEM I'M HAVING WITH... 211 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:46,620 PUSAN?" 212 00:10:48,931 --> 00:10:50,896 UM... WOULD THIS "PUSAN" 213 00:10:50,931 --> 00:10:54,758 HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH MY SUSAN? 214 00:10:54,793 --> 00:10:56,379 YEAH, IT'S TRUE. 215 00:10:56,413 --> 00:11:01,482 I THINK THAT SUSAN... YOU KNOW... 216 00:11:01,517 --> 00:11:02,517 WANTS ME. 217 00:11:05,034 --> 00:11:09,137 HA HA HA! 218 00:11:09,172 --> 00:11:11,413 HEY, I'M SERIOUS HERE. 219 00:11:11,448 --> 00:11:12,793 LOOK, I THINK IT'S CUTE 220 00:11:12,827 --> 00:11:14,620 THAT YOU HAVE A LITTLE CRUSH ON SUSAN. 221 00:11:14,655 --> 00:11:16,655 SHE HAS A CRUSH ON ME! 222 00:11:16,689 --> 00:11:18,068 AND IT AIN'T LITTLE! 223 00:11:18,103 --> 00:11:23,310 JOSH, I'M SURE YOU THOUGHT SUSAN WAS HITTING ON YOU. 224 00:11:23,344 --> 00:11:25,241 I KNOW WHEN A GIRL WANTS ME. 225 00:11:25,275 --> 00:11:28,172 I'VE IMAGINED IT A THOUSAND TIMES! 226 00:11:29,413 --> 00:11:31,793 OK, OK. I'll TALK TO HER. 227 00:11:31,827 --> 00:11:33,206 SERIOUSLY? 228 00:11:33,241 --> 00:11:35,241 NO, BUT THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS. 229 00:11:36,241 --> 00:11:37,448 WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 230 00:11:37,482 --> 00:11:41,103 I'VE GOT A DATE WITH... PUSAN. 231 00:11:47,068 --> 00:11:49,034 [DOORBELL] 232 00:11:49,068 --> 00:11:50,068 COMING. 233 00:11:52,275 --> 00:11:54,379 AH! SUSAN! 234 00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:55,620 DRAKE'S NOT HOME. 235 00:11:55,655 --> 00:11:57,655 I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO SHOOT MORE STUFF 236 00:11:57,689 --> 00:11:59,034 FOR THE VIDEO TODAY. 237 00:11:59,068 --> 00:12:00,310 UH, WE ARE. 238 00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:04,206 BUT DRAKE STOPPED AT PAUL'S HOUSE ON THE WAY HOME. 239 00:12:04,241 --> 00:12:06,655 YOU COULD HEAD OVER THERE IF YOU WANT. 240 00:12:06,689 --> 00:12:09,275 I DON'T KNOW WHERE PAUL LIVES. 241 00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:11,413 THAT WAY. 242 00:12:11,448 --> 00:12:14,310 I'M BAD WITH DIRECTIONS. 243 00:12:14,344 --> 00:12:16,793 I CAN LEND YOU MY COMPASS. 244 00:12:19,586 --> 00:12:21,448 JOSH, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 245 00:12:21,482 --> 00:12:23,724 YOU SEEM TENSE. 246 00:12:23,758 --> 00:12:27,413 WELL, PUSAN... I MEAN, SUSAN. 247 00:12:27,448 --> 00:12:34,137 UH, AH... I'VE BEEN NOTICING SOME SIGNALS. 248 00:12:34,172 --> 00:12:35,827 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 249 00:12:35,862 --> 00:12:38,068 YOU KNOW, SIGNALS. 250 00:12:38,103 --> 00:12:44,275 LIKE... A FEMALE GIRAFFE MIGHT GIVE A MALE GIRAFFE. 251 00:12:44,310 --> 00:12:47,896 IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN FLIRTING WITH ME, 252 00:12:47,931 --> 00:12:50,931 BUT I'M SURE IT WAS UNINTENTIONAL. 253 00:12:50,965 --> 00:12:56,413 JOSH, IT'S NOT UNINTENTIONAL AT ALL. 254 00:12:56,448 --> 00:12:57,448 I KNEW IT! 255 00:12:57,482 --> 00:12:59,482 [SQUEAKS] 256 00:13:04,137 --> 00:13:05,172 SUSAN! 257 00:13:06,137 --> 00:13:09,137 EW! JOSH! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? 258 00:13:09,172 --> 00:13:11,103 I'M DRAKE'S GIRLFRIEND! 259 00:13:11,137 --> 00:13:13,172 OH, DRAKE, YOU'RE HERE. 260 00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:19,379 DRAKE! I... IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK! 261 00:13:19,413 --> 00:13:20,620 JUST ONE SECOND. 262 00:13:20,655 --> 00:13:24,655 DEAR LORD, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MY VERY FIRST KISS, AMEN. 263 00:13:24,689 --> 00:13:27,965 DRAKE, I SWEAR, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 264 00:13:53,827 --> 00:13:55,793 [IMITATING ELECTRIC GUITAR] 265 00:13:57,827 --> 00:13:59,241 THANK YOU, SAN DIEGO. 266 00:13:59,275 --> 00:14:01,482 GIVE IT UP AND MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE DRAKE! 267 00:14:01,517 --> 00:14:02,517 OH, YEAH! 268 00:14:05,517 --> 00:14:07,275 [BANG] 269 00:14:13,689 --> 00:14:15,310 HEY, DRAKE. 270 00:14:17,689 --> 00:14:18,689 DRAKE! 271 00:14:19,931 --> 00:14:23,482 DRAKE, SHE KISSED ME! 272 00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:26,931 IT WAS A DRIVE-BY SMOOCHIN'. 273 00:14:26,965 --> 00:14:28,620 YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE ME. 274 00:14:44,413 --> 00:14:48,000 WELL, THANK YOU FOR PUREEING MY SUNGLASSES. 275 00:14:49,275 --> 00:14:50,482 FEEL BETTER NOW? 276 00:14:50,517 --> 00:14:51,586 NO. 277 00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:52,907 BECAUSE I STILL LIVE WITH A TRAITOR 278 00:14:52,931 --> 00:14:54,206 WHO KISSED MY GIRLFRIEND. 279 00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:55,758 BUT SHE KISSED ME. 280 00:14:55,793 --> 00:14:58,241 WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME? I'M YOUR BROTHER. 281 00:14:59,344 --> 00:15:01,655 BROTHERS DON'T TRY AND STEAL EACH OTHER'S GIRLFRIENDS. 282 00:15:01,689 --> 00:15:02,655 BUT I DIDN'T EVEN TRY... 283 00:15:02,689 --> 00:15:03,862 YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER, OK? 284 00:15:03,896 --> 00:15:04,862 BUT SHE'S THE ONE... 285 00:15:04,896 --> 00:15:06,517 STAY AWAY FROM ME, TOO. 286 00:15:21,862 --> 00:15:24,448 SUSAN, I DEMAND THAT YOU TELL DRAKE THE TRUTH. 287 00:15:24,482 --> 00:15:26,448 YOU KISSED ME AND YOU KNOW IT. 288 00:15:26,482 --> 00:15:29,413 I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T HELP IT. 289 00:15:29,448 --> 00:15:31,448 YOU'RE JUST SO ADORABLE. 290 00:15:31,482 --> 00:15:35,206 CURSE MY BOYISH CHARM! 291 00:15:35,241 --> 00:15:37,586 LOOK, IF I GET... SHH. 292 00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:39,655 HERE, I GOT THESE FOR YOU. 293 00:15:40,965 --> 00:15:41,965 OH. 294 00:15:43,448 --> 00:15:44,793 WELL, I DO LOVE DAISIES, 295 00:15:44,827 --> 00:15:47,793 BUT I CAN'T ACCEPT THESE, BECAUSE... 296 00:15:47,827 --> 00:15:50,586 JOSH! I CAN'T ACCEPT THESE! 297 00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:52,068 MY HEART BELONGS TO DRAKE! 298 00:15:53,862 --> 00:15:55,310 OH, COME ON! 299 00:15:57,517 --> 00:15:59,586 UNBELIEVABLE! 300 00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:01,000 I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM HER. 301 00:16:01,034 --> 00:16:03,068 BUT I DIDN'T, SHE... LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 302 00:16:06,482 --> 00:16:08,482 AT LEAST I GET TO KEEP THE DAISIES. 303 00:16:16,103 --> 00:16:17,275 BUT... 304 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,310 HELLO. 305 00:16:39,586 --> 00:16:40,827 HELLO! 306 00:16:44,413 --> 00:16:46,320 IF YOU'RE GOING TO IGNORE ME, HOW ARE WE GOING TO FINISH 307 00:16:46,344 --> 00:16:48,275 OUR MUSIC VIDEO PROJECT? 308 00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:50,896 I'll FINISH IT MYSELF. 309 00:16:50,931 --> 00:16:52,448 NOW TAKE WHATEVER YOU NEED AND LEAVE, 310 00:16:52,482 --> 00:16:53,631 BECAUSE SUSAN'S ON HER WAY OVER, 311 00:16:53,655 --> 00:16:55,620 AND I DON'T WANT YOU AROUND WHILE SHE'S HERE. 312 00:16:55,655 --> 00:16:58,379 ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO LET SOME CRAZY GIRL 313 00:16:58,413 --> 00:17:00,448 RUIN OUR BROTHERSHIP? 314 00:17:00,482 --> 00:17:02,482 SO NOW YOU'RE CALLING MY GIRLFRIEND CRAZY. 315 00:17:02,517 --> 00:17:04,275 YEAH, AND I CAN PROVE IT. 316 00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:05,551 WHEN SUSAN GETS HERE, 317 00:17:05,586 --> 00:17:07,655 YOU HIDE IN THE CLOSET AND SEE FOR YOURSELF 318 00:17:07,689 --> 00:17:09,275 HOW SHE ACTS WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND. 319 00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:10,241 FORGET IT! 320 00:17:10,275 --> 00:17:12,241 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 321 00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:13,241 Susan: DRAKE? 322 00:17:13,275 --> 00:17:14,931 COME ON, JUST ONE CHANCE. 323 00:17:14,965 --> 00:17:16,931 IF I'M LYING, I'll MOVE OUT OF THIS ROOM. 324 00:17:16,965 --> 00:17:19,206 AND LIVE OUTSIDE IN THE BIG TREE, 325 00:17:19,241 --> 00:17:22,275 DESPITE MY FEAR OF SQUIRRELS. 326 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:25,310 PLEASE! 327 00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:26,482 OK, FINE! 328 00:17:28,586 --> 00:17:30,206 YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS! 329 00:17:30,241 --> 00:17:32,241 [KNOCKING] 330 00:17:32,275 --> 00:17:33,275 Susan: DRAKE! 331 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,413 HI, JOSH. 332 00:17:41,448 --> 00:17:42,724 WHERE'S DRAKE? 333 00:17:42,758 --> 00:17:44,172 NOT HOME. 334 00:17:45,517 --> 00:17:49,034 HA. NO, HE'S NOT. 335 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,586 IT'S JUST ME AND YOU. 336 00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:52,620 ALONE. 337 00:17:55,655 --> 00:17:58,241 OH. WELL, THEN, WHERE IS HE? 338 00:17:58,275 --> 00:17:59,586 I DON'T KNOW. 339 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:03,827 BUT HE WON'T BE HOME FOR QUITE A WHILE. 340 00:18:03,862 --> 00:18:08,137 OH, LOOK AT THAT. THERE'S MY KNEE RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR HAND. 341 00:18:10,275 --> 00:18:14,310 COME ON, WE BOTH KNOW YOU FIND ME ADORABLE. 342 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:17,206 THIS IS GETTING A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE. 343 00:18:17,241 --> 00:18:21,482 UNCOMFORTABLY HOT. 344 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,931 COME ON. 345 00:18:23,965 --> 00:18:26,137 COME GET A HEAPING HELPING OF JOSHIE. 346 00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:27,137 JOSH! 347 00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:29,241 THAT'S IT, JOSH! IT'S OVER! 348 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,965 BUT SHE WAS JUST ABOUT TO CRACK! 349 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,206 DRAKE, I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 350 00:18:34,241 --> 00:18:35,310 HE HAS THIS INSANE IDEA 351 00:18:35,344 --> 00:18:36,758 THAT I'M ATTRACTED TO HIM. 352 00:18:37,793 --> 00:18:38,931 PACK UP YOUR JUNK 353 00:18:38,965 --> 00:18:40,148 AND BE OUT OF HERE BEFORE I GET BACK! 354 00:18:40,172 --> 00:18:41,448 COME ON, SUZE. 355 00:18:43,931 --> 00:18:45,827 Susan: OOPS, I FORGOT MY PURSE. 356 00:18:55,965 --> 00:18:57,413 YOU'RE CUTE. 357 00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:01,379 [BLOWS A KISS] 358 00:19:01,413 --> 00:19:03,586 OH, COME ON! 359 00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:19,000 WHAT'S SHE DOING IN THIS CLASS? 360 00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:20,217 DRAKE WANTED ME TO SEE THE PREMIERE 361 00:19:20,241 --> 00:19:22,482 OF HIS MUSIC VIDEO PROJECT. 362 00:19:22,517 --> 00:19:25,103 Man: OK, PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS. 363 00:19:26,103 --> 00:19:27,413 TRAITOR! CHEATER! 364 00:19:27,448 --> 00:19:28,413 LIAR! 365 00:19:28,448 --> 00:19:30,068 CRAZY GIRL WHO FLIRTS WITH ME 366 00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:31,827 AND THEN LIES ABOUT IT! 367 00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:38,586 DRAKE, JOSH, SINCE YOU TWO WANT TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION, 368 00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:41,310 WHY DON'T WE START WITH YOUR PROJECT? 369 00:19:46,275 --> 00:19:49,655 AS THE DIRECTOR OF THE VIDEO YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE, 370 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,734 I HOPE YOU'LL NOTICE SOME OF THE IMAGERY THAT I THOUGHT WAS... 371 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:52,793 HERE WE GO. 372 00:19:58,172 --> 00:19:59,793 THIS ONE'S FOR SUSAN. 373 00:19:59,827 --> 00:20:04,172 1, 2, 3, 4... [MUSIC STARTS] 374 00:20:06,034 --> 00:20:12,655 ♪ THE GIRL NEXT DOOR IS NOT THE GIRL NEXT DOOR ♪ 375 00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:14,275 ♪ THE GIRL NEXT DOOR 376 00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:20,068 ♪ THE GIRL NEXT DOOR IS NOT THE GIRL NEXT DOOR ♪ 377 00:20:20,103 --> 00:20:26,275 ♪ SHE'S THE GIRL I'D STAY HOME FOR ♪ 378 00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:28,275 [IMITATING ELECTRIC GUITAR] 379 00:20:33,103 --> 00:20:34,448 THANK YOU, SAN DIEGO. 380 00:20:34,482 --> 00:20:36,931 GIVE IT UP AND MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE DRAKE! 381 00:20:36,965 --> 00:20:38,275 OH, YEAH! 382 00:20:39,310 --> 00:20:41,206 [BANG] 383 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,241 [MUSIC RESUMES] 384 00:20:44,241 --> 00:20:49,241 ♪ YEAH, YEAH [MAKES ELECTRIC RAZOR NOISE] 385 00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:56,206 ♪ SHAVING IN THE BATHTUB SAY WHAT? 386 00:20:56,241 --> 00:20:59,137 YOU VIDEOTAPED ME IN THE BATHTUB? 387 00:20:59,172 --> 00:21:00,482 IT WASN'T ME. 388 00:21:07,827 --> 00:21:10,448 Josh: I'M SURE IT WAS UNINTENTIONAL. 389 00:21:10,482 --> 00:21:12,000 DRAKE, WAIT! 390 00:21:12,034 --> 00:21:17,448 JOSH, IT'S NOT UNINTENTIONAL AT ALL. 391 00:21:17,482 --> 00:21:19,275 Josh: I KNEW IT! 392 00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:21,310 [SQUEAKS] 393 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,448 Students: WHOA! 394 00:21:28,241 --> 00:21:30,793 DRAKE, THAT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! 395 00:21:30,827 --> 00:21:33,482 YEAH, NEITHER ARE YOU. 396 00:21:33,517 --> 00:21:37,137 UH, MR. HEDZOG, IF I MAY, I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY... 397 00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:38,931 BUSTED! 398 00:21:41,103 --> 00:21:43,275 DRAKE, DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE JUST SAID TO ME? 399 00:21:43,310 --> 00:21:47,103 YEAH. I THINK HE SAID... BUSTED! 400 00:21:55,413 --> 00:21:56,379 Drake: YOUR LITTLE PRANK. 401 00:21:56,413 --> 00:21:58,000 ALMOST RUINED OUR WHOLE GRADE. 402 00:21:58,034 --> 00:21:59,620 I'M SORRY. 403 00:21:59,655 --> 00:22:01,482 YOU DO NOT FILM A PERSON 404 00:22:01,517 --> 00:22:05,551 WHEN HE'S IN THE BATHTUB... AND WHATNOT. 405 00:22:05,586 --> 00:22:08,137 I'M SORRY. 406 00:22:08,172 --> 00:22:10,724 BUT MOST OF ALL, WE WANT TO SAY THANKS. 407 00:22:10,758 --> 00:22:13,448 I'M... WHAT? 408 00:22:13,482 --> 00:22:16,482 YOUR DUMB PRANK PROVED THAT I WAS TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT... 409 00:22:18,275 --> 00:22:21,379 JUST THANKS, OK? 410 00:22:21,413 --> 00:22:23,827 SO, DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TELL MOM AND DAD? 411 00:22:23,862 --> 00:22:25,379 THAT'S RIGHT. 412 00:22:25,413 --> 00:22:27,827 YOUR PUNISHMENT IS THAT YOUR LITTLE STUNT 413 00:22:27,862 --> 00:22:29,448 ACTUALLY HELPED US. 414 00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:31,379 HA HA! 415 00:22:31,413 --> 00:22:33,689 WELL, TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY. 416 00:22:41,965 --> 00:22:44,137 SHE FRIGHTENS ME. 417 00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:49,241 [BELL RINGS] 418 00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:56,620 HEY, SUSAN. 419 00:22:56,655 --> 00:22:59,793 WHAT? YOU GUYS GOING TO TELL ME OFF NOW? 420 00:22:59,827 --> 00:23:01,448 NO, WE'RE NOT GOING TO YELL AT YOU. 421 00:23:01,482 --> 00:23:04,620 THOUGH YOU DO DESERVE IT. 422 00:23:04,655 --> 00:23:07,724 HEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I WAS ATTRACTED TO BOTH YOU GUYS. 423 00:23:07,758 --> 00:23:09,310 BUT NOW... 424 00:23:09,344 --> 00:23:11,000 I WOULDN'T DATE EITHER ONE OF YOU. 425 00:23:11,034 --> 00:23:12,275 SO, SEE YA. 426 00:23:12,310 --> 00:23:13,931 FAIR ENOUGH. 427 00:23:13,965 --> 00:23:15,068 NO HARD FEELINGS. 428 00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:16,068 BE WELL. 429 00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,103 GOOD DAY. 430 00:23:18,172 --> 00:23:21,379 I THINK WE HANDLED THAT VERY MATURELY. 431 00:23:21,413 --> 00:23:22,827 YES, THAT FELT GOOD. 432 00:23:23,965 --> 00:23:25,965 [SPLAT] 433 00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:29,344 OH! 434 00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:33,344 PHHT! 435 00:23:35,241 --> 00:23:36,206 THAT FELT BETTER. 436 00:23:36,241 --> 00:23:37,482 YEAH, IT DID. 437 00:23:40,862 --> 00:23:48,862 ♪ THE GIRL NEXT DOOR IS NOT THE GIRL NEXT DOOR ♪ 438 00:23:49,931 --> 00:23:51,241 ♪ THE GIRL NEXT DOOR 439 00:23:51,275 --> 00:23:57,275 ♪ THE GIRL NEXT DOOR IS NOT THE GIRL NEXT DOOR ♪ 440 00:23:57,310 --> 00:24:04,206 ♪ SHE'S THE GIRL I'D STAY HOME FOR ♪ 441 00:24:04,241 --> 00:24:05,620 OH, OCTOPUS, DON'T ATTACK ME! 442 00:24:05,655 --> 00:24:07,448 AH! AAH! 443 00:24:07,482 --> 00:24:09,448 [CHOKING] 444 00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:10,896 TA-TA-TA! 445 00:24:10,931 --> 00:24:13,551 I EAT YOU, I EAT YOU, WHILE I SAVE MY FRIEND JOSHIE! 446 00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:15,931 THANK YOU, ALLIGATOR. I LOVE YOU. 447 00:24:17,482 --> 00:24:18,689 MMM! 29430

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