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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:06,060 What is it, Karma? 2 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:08,480 Nothing. 3 00:02:08,570 --> 00:02:09,780 Never mind. 4 00:02:11,450 --> 00:02:13,610 Morning! 5 00:02:15,660 --> 00:02:16,880 Hey, there! 6 00:02:25,190 --> 00:02:28,590 Feels like security's been tightening up lately. 7 00:02:28,910 --> 00:02:29,880 You think? 8 00:02:30,260 --> 00:02:31,460 You know, 9 00:02:31,700 --> 00:02:35,300 I do think I've been seeing more police around the school. 10 00:02:36,510 --> 00:02:37,720 Now that you mention it... 11 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:39,640 You're so nonchalant, Nagisa! 12 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:41,680 More like you two are too sensitive. 13 00:02:41,770 --> 00:02:43,230 Are we imagining it? 14 00:02:43,790 --> 00:02:45,440 No way, right? 15 00:02:45,890 --> 00:02:50,230 Oh, yeah... it's almost March. So yeah. 16 00:02:50,310 --> 00:02:53,750 Those government types must have their hands full, too. 17 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,590 Makes sense. 18 00:02:55,850 --> 00:02:56,820 But... 19 00:02:56,890 --> 00:02:57,990 But? 20 00:02:58,300 --> 00:03:03,000 I can't imagine anyone but us can really take on Koro Sensei. 21 00:03:03,390 --> 00:03:04,370 Right. 22 00:03:06,470 --> 00:03:07,920 C'mon, let's hurry! 23 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,540 We're gonna be late! Hoof it! 24 00:03:10,630 --> 00:03:12,250 Brrr. So cold! 25 00:03:12,340 --> 00:03:13,880 K-Kayano! 26 00:03:17,890 --> 00:03:18,890 C'mon. 27 00:03:18,970 --> 00:03:20,800 What's wrong, Asano? 28 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:22,600 Nothing. 29 00:03:25,490 --> 00:03:29,690 Kunugigaoka Junior High, with locations throughout the city. 30 00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:31,820 The old campus. 31 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:35,880 That's where our classroom is: 3-E. 32 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,650 They call us the End Class. 33 00:03:38,950 --> 00:03:40,380 They said we were outcasts 34 00:03:40,540 --> 00:03:42,370 who couldn't keep up with our lessons. 35 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:43,460 But thanks to a decidedly odd teacher 36 00:03:43,460 --> 00:03:43,460 Class 3-E 37 00:03:45,070 --> 00:03:47,460 who joined us in our first term, 38 00:03:47,540 --> 00:03:49,080 that all changed. 39 00:03:49,580 --> 00:03:50,960 His eccentric— 40 00:03:52,180 --> 00:03:56,590 his distinctive teaching style got our grades way up. 41 00:03:56,860 --> 00:04:00,880 Not many people are laughing at us now... 42 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:02,700 I don't think. 43 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:03,180 Old Campus 44 00:04:03,180 --> 00:04:04,690 And now here we are, 45 00:04:05,290 --> 00:04:06,890 about to graduate. 46 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:10,740 We've all been choosing our paths into the future. 47 00:04:11,070 --> 00:04:14,850 And we still have one major problem: 48 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:17,990 We have until we graduate 49 00:04:18,510 --> 00:04:21,990 to kill our teacher. 50 00:04:23,490 --> 00:04:28,450 15 Days Till Koro Sensei's Deadline 51 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:36,010 Assassination Classroom the Movie: Our Time 52 00:04:38,010 --> 00:04:39,300 Good morning! 53 00:04:39,630 --> 00:04:40,550 Morning! 54 00:04:40,630 --> 00:04:42,180 Ooh! 55 00:04:42,430 --> 00:04:45,100 Everyone's in a nice, lively huddle again today! 56 00:04:45,170 --> 00:04:46,180 Wait, what? 57 00:04:46,270 --> 00:04:48,850 Good morning. Another cold one! 58 00:04:48,950 --> 00:04:50,230 Brrr—it sure is. 59 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:52,460 Let's turn this heater up! 60 00:04:53,370 --> 00:04:55,270 We'll get by with this heater here 61 00:04:55,350 --> 00:04:57,700 at the old campus until we graduate. 62 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:58,780 Right? 63 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:01,070 Central heating, schmentral heating! 64 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:02,660 We're plenty hardy! 65 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:06,910 A heater that's a real pain to draw in a manga... 66 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:08,610 What's that? 67 00:05:10,050 --> 00:05:11,540 Hey, Rio, 68 00:05:11,610 --> 00:05:13,460 aren't your legs cold? 69 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:17,500 That's what makes us gyarus cool: We suck it up! 70 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:18,800 Oh, so that's it! 71 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:19,970 Yep! 72 00:05:21,060 --> 00:05:23,640 Having only a kerosene heater in this day and age— 73 00:05:23,730 --> 00:05:25,350 isn't that student abuse? 74 00:05:25,430 --> 00:05:29,180 Nagisa, let's sue. We could win. 75 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:30,850 You're asking me now? 76 00:05:30,950 --> 00:05:33,600 In the middle of a much stickier situation? 77 00:05:33,690 --> 00:05:34,980 Oh, right. 78 00:05:35,060 --> 00:05:36,110 Jeez. 79 00:05:36,190 --> 00:05:38,980 It's kind of scary how we're so used to it. 80 00:05:39,060 --> 00:05:41,740 Yeah, I'm even starting to feel 81 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:43,860 a little affection for this old place. 82 00:05:43,950 --> 00:05:46,330 No, I mean, being together for a year 83 00:05:46,410 --> 00:05:48,290 has numbed us and made it easy to forget, 84 00:05:48,370 --> 00:05:49,500 but still... 85 00:05:49,580 --> 00:05:52,870 Oh, right: Our teacher's a monster. 86 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:56,960 Actually, yeah, it has been easy to forget that lately. 87 00:05:57,030 --> 00:05:58,880 But not entirely. 88 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:03,260 A born hunk, too? Man, he's got it all! 89 00:06:03,340 --> 00:06:04,510 Say what? 90 00:06:04,590 --> 00:06:05,930 Soon... 91 00:06:06,030 --> 00:06:07,350 "Soon" nothing. 92 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:08,640 Well, 93 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:11,600 we're the only ones who can kill that octopus, right? 94 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:15,020 I wonder where you get that confidence of yours. 95 00:06:15,210 --> 00:06:17,770 You can't do it, Sugino. Your throws are too slow. 96 00:06:17,940 --> 00:06:19,360 That's got nothing to do with it! 97 00:06:19,730 --> 00:06:22,490 Okay, maybe it does. Still, lay off! 98 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,390 That octopus... 99 00:06:24,810 --> 00:06:27,490 Do you really think we can kill him? 100 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:28,780 Sugaya? 101 00:06:28,870 --> 00:06:30,240 What do you mean? 102 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:33,120 I'm just so grateful for him and all. 103 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,330 Having him for a teacher 104 00:06:35,410 --> 00:06:37,960 made me feel like I could be myself. 105 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:41,880 This year sure was fun. 106 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:45,680 It's July— 107 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,760 summer uniform time! 108 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,430 All that skin is so dazzling! 109 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:52,810 A tough time of year 110 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:54,770 for any red-blooded male junior-high student. 111 00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:58,690 Y-Yeah, Okajima, I guess. 112 00:06:58,770 --> 00:07:02,690 One mustn't lose composure in this season of exposure. 113 00:07:02,780 --> 00:07:04,650 You're one to talk, octoperv! 114 00:07:08,890 --> 00:07:12,790 I wasn't expecting us to be in short sleeves today. 115 00:07:13,010 --> 00:07:16,460 I didn't want to reveal this left arm of mine, 116 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:17,960 sealed by the gods... 117 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,170 Wh-What happened, Sugaya?! 118 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,090 Wow— 119 00:07:22,170 --> 00:07:23,920 it's painted on! 120 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:26,090 It's mendhi—a henna tattoo. 121 00:07:26,180 --> 00:07:27,550 Once the pigment sets up, 122 00:07:27,650 --> 00:07:29,470 the color sticks around for a week or so. 123 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:29,570 How Good Kids Go Bad 124 00:07:29,570 --> 00:07:31,600 Th-Thank goodness! 125 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:31,940 Koro Sensei's Weak Point #37: Worries about keeping up appearances 126 00:07:31,940 --> 00:07:36,100 I was convinced I had a real delinquent in my class! 127 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:38,650 You're always such a chicken when it comes to that stuff. 128 00:07:38,730 --> 00:07:41,020 How about I give you one, too, Koro Sensei? 129 00:07:41,110 --> 00:07:43,320 I have some pigment left over. 130 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:45,110 Are you sure? 131 00:07:45,330 --> 00:07:46,650 Oh, I can't wait— 132 00:07:46,740 --> 00:07:50,990 I've always wanted to try one of these tattoo-type things! 133 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:57,330 Ah, so you mixed powdered anti-Sensei BB's 134 00:07:57,430 --> 00:07:59,250 into the pigment. 135 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:01,040 Mmm, no luck, huh. 136 00:08:01,130 --> 00:08:06,300 An amusing idea, Sugaya, but one with prank-level results. 137 00:08:06,380 --> 00:08:10,340 And here I just wanted a cool design drawn on me. 138 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:11,510 Boo hoo hoo... 139 00:08:11,580 --> 00:08:15,270 I-I'm sorry! I'll try again with regular pigment. 140 00:08:16,780 --> 00:08:20,400 Summer skin and an assassin who knows how to use her wiles: 141 00:08:20,580 --> 00:08:22,210 a perfect match. 142 00:08:22,810 --> 00:08:25,530 Oh, man... Professor Bitch is so sexy! 143 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:29,150 Irina... what is this stirring in my chest? 144 00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:32,030 I'll bewitch the men with this bare skin of mine 145 00:08:32,110 --> 00:08:35,140 and have them eating out of my hand in no time! 146 00:08:35,660 --> 00:08:38,330 Now gasp at my feminine allure, you males! 147 00:08:38,410 --> 00:08:39,410 Good mo— 148 00:08:43,460 --> 00:08:47,270 Wh-What's with all the monster makeup?! 149 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:50,880 Everyone saw mine and wound up wanting their own. 150 00:08:51,020 --> 00:08:53,140 Remove the pigment after a time 151 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:55,080 and the color remains. 152 00:08:55,310 --> 00:08:57,720 I'm too excited to focus on classwork! 153 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:59,730 And you're the teacher?! 154 00:08:59,730 --> 00:08:59,740 3-E Class Schedule 155 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,440 By the way, Sugaya, 156 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:04,820 I'd like to try my hand at drawing on someone, too. 157 00:09:04,890 --> 00:09:09,110 That's fine, but there's not much blank canvas left. 158 00:09:10,660 --> 00:09:12,360 Sure there is: 159 00:09:12,430 --> 00:09:15,330 A nice blank canvas where I can draw all I like! 160 00:09:15,420 --> 00:09:17,580 Wha—Don't even think about it! 161 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:19,060 Who would ever— 162 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:25,920 Professor Bitch went and knocked herself out. 163 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,300 Let's let her rest. 164 00:09:28,380 --> 00:09:30,170 And while she's resting... 165 00:09:30,260 --> 00:09:32,220 I'll take this half, 166 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:34,180 and Sugaya, you take that half. 167 00:09:34,260 --> 00:09:37,140 Oh, so it's a competition, is it? 168 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:39,140 Isn't Sugaya something else? 169 00:09:39,380 --> 00:09:42,770 He's rubbed off on the whole classroom in no time at all. 170 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:43,770 Uh-huh. 171 00:09:43,930 --> 00:09:46,320 His artistic side attracted a little too much attention 172 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:48,650 not that long ago. 173 00:09:49,180 --> 00:09:50,940 That's what got him flagged for bad behavior 174 00:09:51,020 --> 00:09:52,990 back in year 2. 175 00:09:53,780 --> 00:09:56,160 Some people just have bad grades; 176 00:09:56,410 --> 00:09:58,080 others have bad grades 177 00:09:58,180 --> 00:10:01,490 and draw skilled art that no one asked for. 178 00:10:01,670 --> 00:10:04,100 Which do you think will receive low marks 179 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,580 in society at large? 180 00:10:06,180 --> 00:10:08,920 And that's why you're headed for the E Class. 181 00:10:09,430 --> 00:10:11,920 Well, they weren't wrong. 182 00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:14,180 Wow! Leave it to Sugaya! 183 00:10:14,260 --> 00:10:16,350 Mendhi was always an art of fashion. 184 00:10:16,540 --> 00:10:19,600 I gave her a fun accent for when she goes out. 185 00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:22,570 I bet Professor Bitch will actually be thrilled! 186 00:10:22,740 --> 00:10:23,560 Right? 187 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:27,230 You won't get the best of me! 188 00:10:27,310 --> 00:10:28,730 Why a manga?! 189 00:10:28,820 --> 00:10:31,780 Well, I'm not good at art or fashion, 190 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:32,990 so I went with my strength. 191 00:10:33,070 --> 00:10:33,090 If it drives people away, don't draw at all! 192 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:35,050 Summer's when we change wardrobes, Octopal I wanna change wardrobes, too!! Leave it to me! Whatcha doing with that? I'm giving you a nice new sleeveless jacket... 193 00:10:35,070 --> 00:10:37,820 Aw, now her arms are a total mismatch. 194 00:10:37,910 --> 00:10:40,740 Professor Bitch can't go out like this. 195 00:10:40,830 --> 00:10:45,760 Actually, the manga can serve as a kind of pop art design. 196 00:10:46,670 --> 00:10:50,090 Hey! Don't make it too pretty, or it'll just be pretentious! 197 00:10:50,370 --> 00:10:52,840 We need just a pinch of comic relief... 198 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,730 How competitive can you get?! 199 00:10:54,730 --> 00:10:55,020 Average Build 200 00:10:55,020 --> 00:10:56,470 What did we tell you? 201 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:59,930 The mustache is fine, but round glasses are lame. 202 00:11:00,010 --> 00:11:01,560 Let me just gussy up the frames... 203 00:11:01,650 --> 00:11:03,980 Drawing with this pigment is harder than I thought. 204 00:11:04,050 --> 00:11:05,730 Let's use a marker and this cardboard box... 205 00:11:05,730 --> 00:11:06,270 Shin-Biter Kneeboy Thigh-land 206 00:11:06,270 --> 00:11:08,020 That really went off the rails. 207 00:11:08,110 --> 00:11:11,420 Now what? Those aren't going anywhere for a week. 208 00:11:11,730 --> 00:11:15,400 I mean, you can remove them, but it's a pain. 209 00:11:15,490 --> 00:11:19,490 W-Well... who knows? She might like them. 210 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:23,910 Oh, she's awake. 211 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,920 She's confirming her current circumstances. 212 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:32,500 And she's gone. 213 00:11:33,030 --> 00:11:34,760 Wow, she actually likes them! 214 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:36,170 Right? 215 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:44,850 No, she extremely very much does not! 216 00:11:44,950 --> 00:11:45,940 Those guns— 217 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:47,140 they're the real deal! 218 00:11:48,910 --> 00:11:50,650 Die! 219 00:11:50,740 --> 00:11:53,730 I'll kill every last one of you! 220 00:11:54,650 --> 00:11:57,950 W-We're sorry! It was just so addictive! 221 00:11:58,030 --> 00:11:59,610 But please stop using real bullets! 222 00:11:59,710 --> 00:12:01,090 You're destroying the classroom! 223 00:12:01,170 --> 00:12:02,740 Stop, Professor Bitch! 224 00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:05,080 Remove it right away and it won't leave any marks! 225 00:12:05,770 --> 00:12:08,580 My big summer skin reveal—ruined! 226 00:12:08,650 --> 00:12:10,290 She wouldn't have been this angry 227 00:12:10,390 --> 00:12:12,420 if you'd drawn everything, Sugaya. 228 00:12:12,490 --> 00:12:12,660 But Koro Sensei just had to contribute... 229 00:12:12,660 --> 00:12:14,960 Quit dodging, you brats! Eat lead! 230 00:12:15,050 --> 00:12:17,390 Don't you dare run! I'll turn you into Swiss cheese! 231 00:12:17,390 --> 00:12:17,630 Normally, 232 00:12:17,630 --> 00:12:18,590 You're dead, you hear me? 233 00:12:18,590 --> 00:12:19,420 if I doodle on the back of an answer sheet, 234 00:12:19,420 --> 00:12:20,430 Don't you dodge a single shot, you lousy brats! 235 00:12:20,430 --> 00:12:21,440 the teacher either ignores it or yells at me, right? 236 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,270 I'll never forgive you! Die! 237 00:12:23,270 --> 00:12:24,930 But that octopus... 238 00:12:24,930 --> 00:12:25,350 A self-portrait of that Rembrandt fellow! Horns and a cigarette would improve it! 239 00:12:25,350 --> 00:12:29,480 He tacks on his own low-class art--and gleefully, too! 240 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:29,770 Horns and a cigarette would be big improvements! So close! 241 00:12:29,770 --> 00:12:33,440 Looks powerful Looks like a bad boy 242 00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:35,920 When you think about it, it makes perfect sense: 243 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:39,450 A little doodling doesn't make him think any less of me. 244 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,900 I still get to try to kill him. 245 00:12:42,510 --> 00:12:46,260 Even a minor nonconformist is considered normal here. 246 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:49,960 This killing thing is a pretty good deal. 247 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:51,540 Uh-huh. 248 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:57,090 Our being in the E Class meant he gave us so much free rein. 249 00:12:57,630 --> 00:12:59,010 Man, that was fun. 250 00:12:59,090 --> 00:13:00,510 Oh, I get it. 251 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:03,260 You're getting attached to Koro Sensei, 252 00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:05,060 so it's hard to kill him? 253 00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:06,010 No. 254 00:13:06,470 --> 00:13:08,140 We're the craftsmanship crew. 255 00:13:08,230 --> 00:13:11,430 We made all kinds of things in this classroom, 256 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,400 for our assassinations. 257 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:19,780 Traps, videos... Not that anything worked in the end. 258 00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:22,860 But our techniques totally improved over the year, 259 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,530 that's for sure. 260 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:25,660 Totally! 261 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,550 And the culmination of all that 262 00:13:27,710 --> 00:13:29,910 is our graduation project: Kill our teacher. 263 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,870 My resolve there won't change. 264 00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:33,290 Sugaya... 265 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:37,460 Since when were you guys this serious? Who even are you? 266 00:13:37,540 --> 00:13:39,010 Shut up, Karma! 267 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,720 What should we do, strip? 268 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,800 Would it make you happy if I stripped? Because I will! 269 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,260 Pervert! 270 00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:47,890 Take that! 271 00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:51,180 Of course we'd think about stuff like that 272 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:52,520 as the big day approaches. 273 00:13:53,010 --> 00:13:55,940 I think it's natural for Sugaya to be all serious, too. 274 00:13:56,020 --> 00:13:57,320 Kataoka... 275 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,810 Common sense tells us 276 00:14:00,020 --> 00:14:02,070 that killing can't be an act of gratitude. 277 00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:03,410 It's abnormal. 278 00:14:03,730 --> 00:14:05,660 Gratitude, huh? 279 00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:07,830 Our brains understand: 280 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:11,400 That teacher is a monster that will destroy the earth. 281 00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:13,520 He's our target. 282 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,710 Our brains keep telling our hearts that, 283 00:14:16,810 --> 00:14:18,840 but our hearts just aren't buying it. 284 00:14:19,190 --> 00:14:20,550 Right? 285 00:14:20,630 --> 00:14:24,680 Because we've learned so much from him. 286 00:14:37,070 --> 00:14:38,860 What's my time, Ritsu? 287 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,780 26.08 seconds, 288 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:44,610 0.7 seconds away from your personal record. 289 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:46,490 Need to close that gap. 290 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:48,200 I said to leave it to me, 291 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:50,680 so now I have to make sure everything's just right. 292 00:14:56,710 --> 00:15:00,730 How cool is she? No wonder she's called Megnificent! 293 00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:02,880 She's responsibility personified. 294 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,050 She is indeed cool. 295 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:07,590 K-Koro Sensei! 296 00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:10,950 Although I don't know what you've entrusted to her. 297 00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:13,930 Koro Sensei moves slowly in water. 298 00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:16,090 We can't let him realize 299 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,730 we're planning a water assassination. 300 00:15:18,230 --> 00:15:21,610 H-Hey, Koro Sensei, didn't you send a fan letter 301 00:15:21,690 --> 00:15:23,990 to that busty actress, Haruko Tade? 302 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,240 How did you know?! 303 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:29,660 I spotted it in your desk. 304 00:15:29,740 --> 00:15:31,790 Some parts had been really carefully 305 00:15:31,850 --> 00:15:33,870 written and rewritten. 306 00:15:35,370 --> 00:15:38,290 D-Don't tell me you read those! 307 00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:42,720 "Seeing you really perks up my tentacles"— 308 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,510 that's sexual harassment on its face. 309 00:15:45,610 --> 00:15:48,650 What if they find out a teacher sent that? 310 00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:54,640 That's enough, Nagisa— he's practically dead. 311 00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:55,740 Ritsu 312 00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:59,310 Kataoka, you have a message from a Kokona Tagawa. 313 00:15:59,660 --> 00:16:02,190 Oh—a friend. 314 00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:04,440 Sorry, Ritsu, but could you read it to me? 315 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,400 "Howz it goin, Meg-Meg? 316 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:09,660 Wuz thinkin Im readi for another lessun. 317 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:13,680 Lets meet at the famly resto by Torima Stashun. Yay!" 318 00:16:13,910 --> 00:16:14,870 End message. 319 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,110 It can be inferred 320 00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:18,220 that the sender is somewhat lacking in IQ. 321 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:19,460 Hey, now! 322 00:16:19,540 --> 00:16:20,710 Got it. 323 00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:24,300 Tell her I'll be right there. 324 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,670 Understood! 325 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,260 Surreptitiously now— 326 00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:33,720 and silently! 327 00:16:33,810 --> 00:16:34,130 Stare... 328 00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:37,180 Now, see? Your grammar's wrong. 329 00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:38,480 Here's the right way. 330 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:41,520 Oh, okay! I get it now! 331 00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:43,980 My end-of-term exams are coming up, y'know? 332 00:16:44,050 --> 00:16:45,980 You might be in the E Class, 333 00:16:46,060 --> 00:16:49,240 but you're good in my worst subjects! 334 00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:51,200 I guess. 335 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:55,830 Listen, Kokona. There's something I want to do. 336 00:16:55,930 --> 00:16:58,120 We're in different classes now, 337 00:16:58,220 --> 00:17:01,710 and for you to always be summoning me like this... 338 00:17:01,790 --> 00:17:03,880 What the heck? What's that s'posed to mean? 339 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,380 Here I am counting on you, 340 00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:07,090 and you want me to take a hike? 341 00:17:07,190 --> 00:17:09,340 No, that's not what I'm saying... 342 00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:10,340 Meanie! 343 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:13,680 And after you almost killed me, too. 344 00:17:14,090 --> 00:17:16,310 Ever since I nearly died because of you, 345 00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:19,060 I'm too scared to even go in the water. 346 00:17:19,460 --> 00:17:23,330 You'll be there for me, right? Forever? 347 00:17:23,980 --> 00:17:25,570 Wow, is that the time? 348 00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:27,860 I'm gonna be late to hang out with my besties. 349 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,440 Later, Meg-Meg! 350 00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:32,450 You'll be my little Megnificent forever and ever! 351 00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:34,950 Wh-What's with her?! 352 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,620 So, 353 00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,790 did you three suspicious persons over there 354 00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:40,790 want something? 355 00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:41,960 Gulp! 356 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,450 Last summer, 357 00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:49,380 that girl from my class asked me to teach her how to swim. 358 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:53,890 Apparently some guys she liked had invited her to the beach, 359 00:17:54,060 --> 00:17:56,890 and she didn't want to look lame in front of them. 360 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,020 In our first training session, 361 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:02,260 she managed to get good enough to swim in the pool. 362 00:18:02,930 --> 00:18:05,060 But she had all kinds of excuses 363 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,360 to stop coming after that— 364 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,150 and then she went to the beach. 365 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:11,600 Why? 366 00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:13,910 She probably thought being able to swim a little 367 00:18:13,990 --> 00:18:15,410 was good enough. 368 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,870 And, as expected, she got caught up in a current, 369 00:18:19,060 --> 00:18:21,000 started to drown, and had to be rescued. 370 00:18:23,030 --> 00:18:25,370 She's been like that ever since: saying she was 371 00:18:25,650 --> 00:18:28,090 traumatized by the indignity of nearly drowning 372 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:31,690 and demanding payback for her useless swimming lessons. 373 00:18:32,290 --> 00:18:34,090 She wants me all to herself before every test, 374 00:18:34,190 --> 00:18:36,050 but as I'm teaching her... 375 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:39,140 my grades slip in my worst subjects, 376 00:18:39,210 --> 00:18:40,500 and I wind up in the E Class. 377 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:45,560 Oh, wow... Isn't she totally taking advantage of you? 378 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,770 It's okay. I'm used to it. 379 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,350 That won't do, Kataoka. 380 00:18:52,570 --> 00:18:54,900 Grow accustomed to someone clinging to you like that 381 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,450 and one day you'll both drown. 382 00:18:57,780 --> 00:18:58,990 For example... 383 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:00,700 Like this. 384 00:19:00,790 --> 00:19:02,990 "The Despondent Housewife." 385 00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:07,170 Hey! Where are you going with this month's rent? 386 00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:10,500 Shaddap! I'm playin' the pachinko slots! 387 00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:12,710 Now get outta my way! 388 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:13,800 Eek! 389 00:19:14,150 --> 00:19:18,300 I'm sorry. Our rent all went into a single chocolate bar. 390 00:19:18,670 --> 00:19:20,270 Please don't turn your back on me... 391 00:19:20,470 --> 00:19:25,120 I'd be completely useless without you in my life! 392 00:19:25,710 --> 00:19:28,810 Oh, whatever am I going to do with you... 393 00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:30,480 Totally. 394 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,280 It's what they call codependence. 395 00:19:33,350 --> 00:19:37,100 You become dependent on her being dependent on you. 396 00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:38,570 Kataoka, 397 00:19:38,670 --> 00:19:41,880 you're caring and responsible, and that's marvelous. 398 00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:44,700 But sometimes you have to help people 399 00:19:44,790 --> 00:19:46,610 become self-reliant, too. 400 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:50,630 This girl will never sink if she keeps clinging to you-- 401 00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:52,590 which means she won't ever bother 402 00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:54,300 learning to swim by herself. 403 00:19:54,370 --> 00:19:56,880 And that's not in her own best interest. 404 00:19:57,690 --> 00:20:00,970 What should I do, Koro Sensei? 405 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,850 What else? 406 00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:06,180 Get her to start swimming on her own. 407 00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:08,270 But don't do it alone— 408 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:10,700 just leave it to me. 409 00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,230 This octopus'll teach her Mach swimming 410 00:20:13,310 --> 00:20:15,940 that'd make even a barracuda blanch! 411 00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:17,990 You can swim?! 412 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:25,800 Ah... what a chill vibe... 413 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:31,160 Am I at the water? Man, this is a great dream. 414 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:34,770 And no wonder: I'm totally worry-free. 415 00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:38,470 If I keep making Meg-Meg be my tutor... 416 00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:42,300 I'll have my next end-of-term exams in the bag, too... 417 00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:48,350 Hah! Take that! 418 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:49,810 Where... am I? 419 00:20:49,910 --> 00:20:51,270 Hey! Cut that out! 420 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:52,770 Am I dreaming? 421 00:20:52,850 --> 00:20:54,690 You're awake, I see. 422 00:20:56,090 --> 00:20:59,900 Um... th-this is the Fish Kingdom! 423 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,340 Come and swim with us! 424 00:21:03,590 --> 00:21:05,830 You look like Meg-Meg. 425 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:09,410 No, I don't. And I don't know who Meg-Meg is. 426 00:21:09,740 --> 00:21:11,210 I'm Fish-Fish. 427 00:21:11,290 --> 00:21:13,840 That name belongs on a restaurant! 428 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,590 My name is Fishell. 429 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,300 And my name is Fishina. 430 00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:19,990 Why does Fishina the fish need a float ring?! 431 00:21:20,170 --> 00:21:22,640 And I'm the Fish King: 432 00:21:22,730 --> 00:21:25,180 the mightiest octopus in the water realm, 433 00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:27,470 able to splash through river and sea at will. 434 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:28,680 An octopus?! 435 00:21:28,770 --> 00:21:30,180 What a splendid back-and-forth! 436 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:33,090 That'll serve as a good warm-up. 437 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,770 Now for some stretches! 438 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:35,690 Massage, massage... 439 00:21:35,950 --> 00:21:37,710 Then a quick-change! 440 00:21:38,390 --> 00:21:39,900 And into the water! 441 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,610 W-Water?! 442 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:45,120 Calm down, Kokona— it's shallow here. 443 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,130 You want to be able to swim, don't you? 444 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,450 Just give it a try! 445 00:21:49,610 --> 00:21:51,750 I-It doesn't matter now if I can't swim! 446 00:21:51,820 --> 00:21:53,420 I use that as ammunition instead, 447 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,000 to endear myself to people! 448 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:58,210 I just say I can't swim and my friend who looks like you 449 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,260 will do anything I tell her to do! 450 00:22:00,700 --> 00:22:03,220 Okay, now get walking already! 451 00:22:03,290 --> 00:22:05,140 You've got to warm up your body! 452 00:22:05,230 --> 00:22:06,510 Th-The nerve! 453 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,060 You're just some fish! 454 00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:12,440 So, Koro... Fish King, you're not joining them? 455 00:22:12,530 --> 00:22:16,610 N-No, I just came to the pool today to work on my tan. 456 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,780 It's the middle of the night. 457 00:22:18,860 --> 00:22:19,930 If you don't get in the water, 458 00:22:20,110 --> 00:22:22,360 you can't teach her how to swim. 459 00:22:22,660 --> 00:22:26,910 I've got to find out if he can swim or not. 460 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:30,580 I suppose that's true. I'll get in, then. 461 00:22:33,260 --> 00:22:35,120 He dove in with zero hesitation! 462 00:22:35,930 --> 00:22:39,250 We'll start with a basic kick-off glide. 463 00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:42,760 Kick-Off Glide 464 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,480 That's a kick-off glide?! 465 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,550 This is a special swimsuit 466 00:22:46,630 --> 00:22:48,680 I developed for just such an occasion. 467 00:22:49,110 --> 00:22:50,390 It's entirely waterproof 468 00:22:50,460 --> 00:22:53,070 and can stand up to swimming at Mach speed. 469 00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:56,650 Observe my repertoire of arcane strokes! 470 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,450 I'm being swept along! 471 00:23:07,660 --> 00:23:09,330 Don't panic, Kokona! 472 00:23:09,410 --> 00:23:11,830 We're going to practice ocean swimming! 473 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,750 The basics are the same as in a pool! 474 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,790 Feel the push with your palms and keep a good tempo! 475 00:23:17,010 --> 00:23:18,290 Switch it up: 476 00:23:18,450 --> 00:23:21,170 try a backstroke, then back to a crawl! 477 00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:24,250 That swimsuit is cheating, Fish King! 478 00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:26,060 I'm the Fish King! The swim king! 479 00:23:26,060 --> 00:23:27,260 Yeah! 480 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:28,050 We wanted to see if you could be in water without one! 481 00:23:28,050 --> 00:23:29,850 The stroke-king, not the sink-king! 482 00:23:29,930 --> 00:23:31,100 Sure I can! 483 00:23:31,180 --> 00:23:33,100 No suit required! 484 00:23:33,660 --> 00:23:35,100 He's in the water— 485 00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:37,100 without his suit! 486 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,130 No—wait. 487 00:23:39,470 --> 00:23:42,300 He's splashing the water away at Mach speed! 488 00:23:42,690 --> 00:23:44,190 Wh-What the heck?! 489 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:47,110 He's coming toward me— and he's pulling me in! 490 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:48,610 Stay calm! 491 00:23:48,700 --> 00:23:50,870 Start swimming in this direction! 492 00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:57,960 Huh? 493 00:23:58,350 --> 00:24:00,340 That's called a rip current. 494 00:24:00,590 --> 00:24:02,130 It's a current that bounces off land 495 00:24:02,220 --> 00:24:04,090 and flows out into open water. 496 00:24:04,190 --> 00:24:07,610 That might be what caused you to nearly drown before. 497 00:24:07,770 --> 00:24:10,050 Rather than swim uselessly toward land, 498 00:24:10,140 --> 00:24:12,890 swim parallel to the shore and you'll escape the current. 499 00:24:13,180 --> 00:24:15,730 But above all, do not panic! 500 00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:18,900 And knowing is barely half the battle. 501 00:24:18,980 --> 00:24:20,730 Now swim your tail off till morning 502 00:24:20,830 --> 00:24:24,320 and train your body to move as fluidly as a fish! 503 00:24:24,610 --> 00:24:26,280 You can do it! That's it! 504 00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:27,360 Again! 505 00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:34,200 Yeah, this guy isn't cut out to teach phys ed to humans. 506 00:24:36,870 --> 00:24:39,500 Good time! Kokona Tagawa! 507 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,820 When'd you find time to practice? Good for you! 508 00:24:44,210 --> 00:24:46,380 What's happened to me? 509 00:24:46,710 --> 00:24:48,510 Ever since that weird dream with the fish 510 00:24:48,580 --> 00:24:49,840 and their crazy training, 511 00:24:49,940 --> 00:24:52,750 my swimming skills have gotten shockingly good. 512 00:24:53,140 --> 00:24:59,630 Oh, well! I adore having all eyes on me for my swimming! 513 00:25:03,650 --> 00:25:06,040 You were so cool out there, Kokona. 514 00:25:06,370 --> 00:25:07,740 Meg-Meg! 515 00:25:07,830 --> 00:25:10,200 You've conquered your fear of water. 516 00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:13,660 I guess you'll be fine without my help! 517 00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:15,990 D-Dammit! 518 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:19,350 I... I can't let my standing slip now... 519 00:25:19,750 --> 00:25:20,830 Hmph! 520 00:25:20,910 --> 00:25:24,130 I never needed your help for anything anyway! 521 00:25:25,460 --> 00:25:28,460 There goes your sense of responsibility for her, 522 00:25:28,540 --> 00:25:29,760 Kataoka. 523 00:25:30,260 --> 00:25:31,090 Remember: 524 00:25:31,220 --> 00:25:34,120 you can't only take people by the hand and make them swim; 525 00:25:34,330 --> 00:25:37,350 sometimes you must be firm about letting go. 526 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:41,340 Right—and there'll come a time to cast you aside, too. 527 00:25:41,890 --> 00:25:44,980 Aw, man, we never found out 528 00:25:45,070 --> 00:25:47,280 if Koro Sensei really can't swim. 529 00:25:47,550 --> 00:25:49,320 Oh, and: 530 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:54,160 As you surmised, I cannot swim. 531 00:25:54,550 --> 00:25:58,190 Once I take on water, I can barely move at all. 532 00:25:58,540 --> 00:26:01,770 As weak points go, I'd say this is a doozy. 533 00:26:02,430 --> 00:26:06,310 Still, I'm not particularly on guard or anything. 534 00:26:06,470 --> 00:26:09,670 I'm confident I won't fall in, and even if I do, 535 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,590 I'm pretty sure I can handle Kataoka one-on-one. 536 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,600 So believe in your own efforts 537 00:26:16,690 --> 00:26:19,220 and work to improve your swimming skills. 538 00:26:19,310 --> 00:26:22,330 That's the whole reason I created this pool. 539 00:26:23,810 --> 00:26:26,480 For Koro Sensei to actually build us a pool 540 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,110 is a much too meddlesome thing to do. 541 00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:31,190 Maybe he just doesn't know when to stop. 542 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:32,650 Or maybe our target's 543 00:26:32,740 --> 00:26:34,450 switching it up with our method. 544 00:26:34,830 --> 00:26:38,330 But he did help me get over the whole Kokona thing. 545 00:26:38,570 --> 00:26:40,330 Without that hanging over my head, 546 00:26:40,430 --> 00:26:43,910 I could concentrate on my schoolwork. 547 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:45,290 I mean, we all— 548 00:26:45,370 --> 00:26:46,420 The Fish Kingdom? 549 00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:47,590 Fish-Fish? 550 00:26:47,790 --> 00:26:50,590 You're hung up on that? Let it go! 551 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:55,090 It's not fair that you got to do something so fun. 552 00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:58,510 Imagine my surprise when I got handed a fish costume. 553 00:26:58,590 --> 00:26:59,470 Right? 554 00:26:59,860 --> 00:27:01,100 Back then 555 00:27:01,190 --> 00:27:03,480 I still wasn't really sure about him being our teacher. 556 00:27:03,730 --> 00:27:06,020 I mean, were you ever sure? 557 00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:07,440 Good point. 558 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,360 Now, now. 559 00:27:08,490 --> 00:27:11,650 Anyway, I have gratitude for Koro Sensei. 560 00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:13,530 But if that was 561 00:27:13,730 --> 00:27:17,740 another part of his training us up to kill him... 562 00:27:18,030 --> 00:27:20,240 We have to meet him there. 563 00:27:20,970 --> 00:27:23,450 And that means I have to work up the resolve 564 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:24,790 to do just that. 565 00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:26,370 Kataoka... 566 00:27:26,670 --> 00:27:30,800 So you have your answer, then, Kataoka. 567 00:27:31,070 --> 00:27:32,300 Yeah. 568 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,510 Is there any other option? 569 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,800 Not at the moment. 570 00:27:36,890 --> 00:27:39,430 You two are taking the pragmatic approach. 571 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,560 Nothing pragmatic about it. 572 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:42,640 We all came to this decision 573 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:44,680 by clashing over it and hashing it out, didn't we? 574 00:27:45,670 --> 00:27:46,780 I guess so. 575 00:27:47,580 --> 00:27:50,110 I get what Kataoka is trying to say. 576 00:27:50,180 --> 00:27:51,150 Maehara... 577 00:27:51,220 --> 00:27:53,900 I mean, I like Koro Sensei. 578 00:27:54,990 --> 00:27:57,280 There you go again. Honest to a fault. 579 00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:00,170 If it weren't for Koro Sensei, 580 00:28:00,340 --> 00:28:03,120 I'd probably just be a pick-up artist. 581 00:28:03,190 --> 00:28:05,040 A... pick-up artist? 582 00:28:05,140 --> 00:28:07,460 As if you're not one now. 583 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:11,600 Being sent to the E Class let me see the faces people have— 584 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,340 good and bad. 585 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,080 Hey, did you see the news yesterday? 586 00:28:22,670 --> 00:28:24,810 That monster rookie in high-school baseball 587 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,270 is going to college instead of turning pro. 588 00:28:27,370 --> 00:28:29,120 What a waste. 589 00:28:29,350 --> 00:28:30,810 We've got the ball game tournament 590 00:28:30,890 --> 00:28:32,310 and end-of-term exams coming up. 591 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,770 Gotta do our best. 592 00:28:34,050 --> 00:28:35,780 Is it that time already? 593 00:28:35,860 --> 00:28:39,610 Let's show 'em what the E Class is made of! 594 00:28:41,370 --> 00:28:42,780 Is that... 595 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,490 It's Maehara. 596 00:28:44,580 --> 00:28:48,000 And he's with Kaho Tsuchiya from the C Class. 597 00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:51,670 Ha! Always making time with the ladies! 598 00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:56,550 "Maehara's sharing an umbrella outside the station!" 599 00:28:56,650 --> 00:29:00,430 And you're still a sucker for student gossip, Koro Sensei. 600 00:29:00,510 --> 00:29:02,800 I expect to release a nonfiction account 601 00:29:02,870 --> 00:29:05,810 of all my students' tales of romance before the third term. 602 00:29:05,890 --> 00:29:08,520 We'll have to kill you before that gets published! 603 00:29:08,850 --> 00:29:11,610 I guess Maehara's chapter will be a long one. 604 00:29:11,900 --> 00:29:13,230 He's a popular guy! 605 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:15,650 He's practically always with a different girl... 606 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:17,400 He's an all-around great athlete, 607 00:29:17,470 --> 00:29:19,220 a hunk who's full of energy. 608 00:29:19,530 --> 00:29:21,990 He'd even have good grades in a regular school— 609 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,370 and be even more popular. 610 00:29:26,250 --> 00:29:29,140 Well, then, off to my next scoop! 611 00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:32,220 Oh, hey, Kaho. 612 00:29:32,790 --> 00:29:33,670 What are you doing? 613 00:29:34,750 --> 00:29:36,420 N-No, Seo, it's not like that! 614 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,960 I just happened to not have my umbrella, 615 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,130 and he let me share his! 616 00:29:40,220 --> 00:29:41,220 You had one this morning. 617 00:29:41,290 --> 00:29:43,220 I left it at school. 618 00:29:43,310 --> 00:29:45,300 So that's how it is. 619 00:29:45,380 --> 00:29:47,770 Your new boyfriend is busy with student council, 620 00:29:47,860 --> 00:29:50,060 so you figured you'd keep me as a backup? 621 00:29:50,140 --> 00:29:52,350 Wow, Kaho. 622 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,560 No! I'm telling you, you're wrong! 623 00:29:55,070 --> 00:29:56,650 It's not... 624 00:30:01,580 --> 00:30:02,570 Listen, 625 00:30:02,950 --> 00:30:04,990 you do realize this is your fault? 626 00:30:05,060 --> 00:30:06,700 Your lack of effort got you punted 627 00:30:06,780 --> 00:30:09,080 all the way down to the E Class, Maehara. 628 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:12,620 And the E Class won't move on to Kunugigaoka High, 629 00:30:12,690 --> 00:30:15,610 so sooner or later we'll barely see each other. 630 00:30:15,810 --> 00:30:17,130 I figured you'd be in shock 631 00:30:17,210 --> 00:30:18,500 from winding up in the E Class, 632 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,010 so I held off on breaking up with you outright, 633 00:30:21,090 --> 00:30:24,180 but I was hoping you'd take the hint. 634 00:30:24,270 --> 00:30:27,600 I guess that's too much to ask from E-Class brains! 635 00:30:28,650 --> 00:30:30,690 That's rich coming from you— 636 00:30:30,850 --> 00:30:32,640 Don't you get it? 637 00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:36,200 We won't be at the same high school, 638 00:30:36,380 --> 00:30:40,150 so we'll never face consequences for anything we do to you! 639 00:30:40,620 --> 00:30:43,240 Now you apologize to Kaho! 640 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:45,970 Apologize for sharing your umbrella! 641 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,990 I never knew you were so despicable, 642 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:52,790 lashing out in jealousy like that. 643 00:30:52,860 --> 00:30:54,870 Don't ever look me in the eye again. 644 00:30:55,620 --> 00:30:56,550 Kaho. 645 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:57,820 Let's go. 646 00:30:58,630 --> 00:31:00,420 What are you jerks doing?! 647 00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:01,550 Maehara! 648 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:03,470 You okay, Maehara? 649 00:31:03,550 --> 00:31:04,970 Maehara! 650 00:31:05,070 --> 00:31:06,220 Hey, gang... 651 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,890 Backstabbed by a woman?! 652 00:31:13,150 --> 00:31:15,020 What a colossal slut! 653 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:18,060 Nah, I don't mind. 654 00:31:18,150 --> 00:31:19,020 You don't? 655 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:21,820 She's allowed to start liking someone else. 656 00:31:22,060 --> 00:31:23,190 If she's not feeling it anymore, 657 00:31:23,290 --> 00:31:24,300 she's right to dump me. 658 00:31:24,660 --> 00:31:26,360 Heck, I do the same thing. 659 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:30,280 Wow. Pretty philosophical for a third-year middle schooler. 660 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:31,540 Still... 661 00:31:31,870 --> 00:31:32,910 Her guilt put her 662 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,770 into making-excuses mode for only a second 663 00:31:36,070 --> 00:31:39,540 before she immediately switched into attack mode. 664 00:31:39,930 --> 00:31:42,800 That "He is in the E Class, after all" stuff. 665 00:31:43,140 --> 00:31:44,670 Then it was all misplaced anger 666 00:31:44,770 --> 00:31:46,580 and trying to justify herself... 667 00:31:46,860 --> 00:31:50,100 It's kind of sad—and scary. 668 00:31:50,380 --> 00:31:52,560 I wonder if everyone is like that 669 00:31:52,900 --> 00:31:54,600 when they spot weakness in someone. 670 00:31:54,900 --> 00:31:57,340 Am I guilty of that, too? 671 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,150 Whoa! Koro Sensei— 672 00:32:00,150 --> 00:32:01,770 you're all swollen! So swollen! 673 00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:03,030 Time for revenge. 674 00:32:03,070 --> 00:32:03,900 Huh? 675 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,950 You were subjected to an unreasonable humiliation. 676 00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:08,240 Whereas the powerless 677 00:32:08,330 --> 00:32:10,450 would simply cry themselves to sleep... 678 00:32:10,550 --> 00:32:12,450 you all have power. 679 00:32:12,550 --> 00:32:14,330 An assassin's power to go undetected, 680 00:32:14,410 --> 00:32:16,960 neutralizing your target while leaving no trace. 681 00:32:17,660 --> 00:32:20,250 What are you plotting now, Koro Sensei? 682 00:32:20,330 --> 00:32:22,380 We'll pile indignity upon indignity, 683 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:26,150 making them most sublimely embarrassed indeed. 684 00:32:27,050 --> 00:32:28,720 Sorry about yesterday. 685 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,720 My ex was being a total disgrace. 686 00:32:31,810 --> 00:32:34,390 I never knew he was such a contemptible creep. 687 00:32:35,450 --> 00:32:36,270 Don't be dating 688 00:32:36,340 --> 00:32:38,270 the kind of guys who'd wind up in the E Class. 689 00:32:39,810 --> 00:32:41,650 'Scuse me... 690 00:32:41,730 --> 00:32:44,650 Could you let us through? 691 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,070 We'd like to sit at that table there. 692 00:32:47,170 --> 00:32:50,660 If you could just pull your leg in a bit... 693 00:32:50,740 --> 00:32:51,740 Say what? 694 00:32:51,820 --> 00:32:52,740 Sure, I'd move 695 00:32:52,830 --> 00:32:54,490 if you were actually passing through, Gramps. 696 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:57,750 You don't have to be all snide about it. See? 697 00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,330 Th-Thank you... 698 00:33:00,420 --> 00:33:02,170 Sorry for the bother. 699 00:33:02,250 --> 00:33:03,420 Give me a break. 700 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:05,500 This is no place for old farts. 701 00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:08,050 Don't, they'll hear you! 702 00:33:08,150 --> 00:33:11,390 So, anyway, about this trip that's coming up... 703 00:33:12,670 --> 00:33:16,180 Wow. That's Nagisa and Kaede? 704 00:33:16,270 --> 00:33:18,770 You know those party masks? 705 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:21,230 I just gave them some finishing touches. 706 00:33:22,370 --> 00:33:24,110 It was the right move, bringing you along. 707 00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:27,110 Nice that we got to use this place, eh? 708 00:33:27,210 --> 00:33:28,030 Yeah— 709 00:33:28,110 --> 00:33:30,490 Yada and Kurahashi are keeping the owner occupied. 710 00:33:30,740 --> 00:33:31,770 Negotiations: Toka Yada 711 00:33:31,770 --> 00:33:33,000 You're so young! 712 00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:34,450 It's amazing what just a touch 713 00:33:34,450 --> 00:33:35,600 Can I call you "big brother"? 714 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,000 of Professor Bitch's skills can do. 715 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,620 It seems our defenses are doing fine. 716 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,460 Now to launch our strategy. 717 00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:48,670 Okuda, do you have those BB's I asked for? 718 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:49,970 I-I do. 719 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:51,880 I whipped them up in a hurry. 720 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:52,260 Chemistry: Manami Okuda 721 00:33:52,260 --> 00:33:55,390 I had a hard time getting all of them the same size, though. 722 00:33:58,140 --> 00:33:59,880 Top Male Sharpshooter: Ryunosuke Chiba 723 00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:02,900 Whereas those two look too perfect... 724 00:34:04,650 --> 00:34:05,900 Ready when you are! All right! Begin infiltration! OK, entering the café now Prep complete We'll time to you 725 00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:06,770 Disruption: Kaede Kayano 726 00:34:07,130 --> 00:34:08,280 Dear... 727 00:34:08,350 --> 00:34:10,880 Is there a restroom in this neighborhood? 728 00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:14,110 There's a shop 100 meters down the road, but... 729 00:34:14,190 --> 00:34:17,490 Just use the one here. 730 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,360 We may be sitting outside, but we're still customers. 731 00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:24,650 Oh, of course. I'll be right back. 732 00:34:26,060 --> 00:34:28,170 Ew, is she losing it? 733 00:34:28,890 --> 00:34:31,270 Sure hope that doesn't happen to us. 734 00:34:33,050 --> 00:34:34,900 Will you just quit it already?! 735 00:34:35,070 --> 00:34:37,130 You batty old farts and your constant clattering! 736 00:34:37,300 --> 00:34:38,180 Ooh! 737 00:34:38,350 --> 00:34:39,170 Bingo. 738 00:34:39,310 --> 00:34:42,310 Piece of cake compared to a Mach-20 target. 739 00:34:42,390 --> 00:34:45,400 Oh, my apologies... 740 00:34:45,460 --> 00:34:46,520 We'll be leaving 741 00:34:46,620 --> 00:34:48,150 once my companion is back from the toilet. 742 00:34:48,430 --> 00:34:51,240 Honestly. What terrible clientele today. 743 00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:54,910 Sorry—usually its customers are all so chic. 744 00:35:00,050 --> 00:35:02,330 The ones below can take it from here. 745 00:35:02,410 --> 00:35:04,910 Gurgle gurgle gurgle 746 00:35:04,910 --> 00:35:07,880 M-My stomach kinda hurts... 747 00:35:07,980 --> 00:35:09,800 Mine t-too... 748 00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:12,880 Are you sure about the coffee here? 749 00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:16,680 D-Don't be stupid! I come here all the time! 750 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:17,340 Magnesium is the main component of these BB's. 751 00:35:17,340 --> 00:35:20,670 Heh heh heh heh heh 752 00:35:20,670 --> 00:35:22,020 It stimulates the large intestine 753 00:35:22,110 --> 00:35:23,980 far more than an over-the-counter remedy. 754 00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,440 In short, it'll give them the runs. Big time. 755 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,690 I call them "Victoria Falls." 756 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,280 I... I need a bathroom. 757 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:33,990 Ladies first! 758 00:35:34,950 --> 00:35:37,570 Hey! Why is it occupied?! 759 00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:39,700 Oh! It's that old lady! 760 00:35:39,780 --> 00:35:42,830 Hey, manager! Isn't there another bathroom? 761 00:35:42,910 --> 00:35:45,960 We only have the one... Maybe nearby? 762 00:35:46,690 --> 00:35:49,710 There's a shop 100 meters down the road, but... 763 00:35:51,610 --> 00:35:52,670 Now hang on! 764 00:35:52,770 --> 00:35:54,310 Me first! 765 00:35:54,610 --> 00:35:57,090 You're a man— just dump it anywhere! 766 00:35:57,170 --> 00:35:58,140 As if! 767 00:35:59,540 --> 00:36:01,810 Here we go—right on target! 768 00:36:01,890 --> 00:36:04,470 Those two are so prideful, after all. 769 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:04,570 No. 1 in Knife Skills, Female: Hinata Okano 770 00:36:04,570 --> 00:36:08,190 They wouldn't dream of asking to use anyone's bathroom. 771 00:36:08,260 --> 00:36:10,060 How about we finish off that pride 772 00:36:10,150 --> 00:36:11,690 once and for all? 773 00:36:15,670 --> 00:36:17,320 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 774 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,660 Oh my God, what is this? I'm drenched! 775 00:36:21,740 --> 00:36:22,930 Eek! Caterpillars?! 776 00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:24,160 Who would ever... 777 00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:26,350 Never mind that! A bathroom! 778 00:36:26,910 --> 00:36:30,040 They don't even have time to get a grip on the situation. 779 00:36:33,050 --> 00:36:36,130 Thanks for trimming those pesky branches. 780 00:36:36,220 --> 00:36:39,340 You certainly are nimble, aren't you? 781 00:36:39,410 --> 00:36:40,720 Actually it's our ambush— 782 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,850 er, our tree-climbing training, ma'am. 783 00:36:43,930 --> 00:36:45,220 Me first! 784 00:36:45,310 --> 00:36:46,430 No, me! 785 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:47,810 Ladies first! 786 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:48,890 First come, first served! 787 00:36:48,970 --> 00:36:50,350 A real man would stand aside! 788 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:50,720 I was here first! 789 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:51,470 You should feel a little better now. 790 00:36:51,470 --> 00:36:52,290 I was! 791 00:36:52,350 --> 00:36:53,240 No, I was! 792 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:54,180 We both know that I was! 793 00:36:54,180 --> 00:36:56,860 The two of them, filthy, racing to a bathroom... 794 00:36:56,940 --> 00:36:59,530 I'm sure it was mortifying for them both. 795 00:36:59,950 --> 00:37:03,200 Well, um... how do I put this... 796 00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:07,080 Thank you. For making it such a big deal. 797 00:37:07,150 --> 00:37:08,960 What do you think, Maehara? 798 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:10,580 Do you still see yourself 799 00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:13,840 as someone who'd torment the weak? 800 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,880 No—after seeing everyone here today, 801 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:18,840 I'm just not capable of that. 802 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:22,090 You may not look powerful at first glance, 803 00:37:22,180 --> 00:37:25,270 but everyone has their own dependable weapon hidden away. 804 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:29,140 Plenty of them that even I don't have. 805 00:37:29,940 --> 00:37:31,650 That's how it is. 806 00:37:31,710 --> 00:37:34,560 You can't judge strength or weakness at a glance. 807 00:37:34,990 --> 00:37:39,110 Now that you've learned that today, through assassination, 808 00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:43,570 I doubt you'll be looking down on the weak anytime soon. 809 00:37:43,950 --> 00:37:46,850 Yeah. I think so, too, Koro Sensei. 810 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,200 Ah, rats! 811 00:37:50,870 --> 00:37:54,180 I've got dinner plans with a girl from another school. 812 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:57,210 Thanks, everyone. See you tomorrow! 813 00:37:57,910 --> 00:37:59,210 Another one? 814 00:37:59,950 --> 00:38:01,220 Ah. 815 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,180 I understand the situation. 816 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,470 It's not that I don't get where you're coming from. 817 00:38:06,100 --> 00:38:06,970 However... 818 00:38:07,110 --> 00:38:08,720 What if you were clocked by an ordinary citizen, 819 00:38:08,810 --> 00:38:09,810 you octopus?! 820 00:38:09,910 --> 00:38:12,190 Your reckless methods are always causing the government 821 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:14,230 no end of trouble! 822 00:38:14,330 --> 00:38:16,320 Do you have any idea how much money and maneuvering it takes 823 00:38:16,410 --> 00:38:18,650 to smooth over the commotions you cause on a regular basis?! 824 00:38:18,730 --> 00:38:20,320 And you, too! 825 00:38:21,380 --> 00:38:24,070 Getting payback for some stupid quarrel 826 00:38:24,140 --> 00:38:25,700 just brings you down to their level. 827 00:38:25,780 --> 00:38:27,120 Your assassination skills 828 00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:29,160 are meant for a much bigger target! 829 00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:31,250 Remember that—and conduct yourselves accordingly! 830 00:38:31,550 --> 00:38:32,500 We will! 831 00:38:32,830 --> 00:38:34,080 Be conscious of the fact 832 00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,670 that you yourselves are all a state secret as well. 833 00:38:37,250 --> 00:38:39,250 Yes, sir! 834 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,470 Next snack is on you! 835 00:38:49,710 --> 00:38:52,980 So yeah, it's all thanks to you and Koro Sensei 836 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,780 that I am who I am today. 837 00:38:54,990 --> 00:38:57,940 I was a real puny nothing back then. 838 00:38:58,020 --> 00:39:00,940 But don't give us that "See you tomorrow!" crap! 839 00:39:01,020 --> 00:39:01,940 That's the problem? 840 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,900 It really pissed us off! 841 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,200 Dinner with a girl from another school! 842 00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:07,490 You're jealous?! 843 00:39:07,580 --> 00:39:10,820 That's my strength—just like we all have our own weapons! 844 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,460 It pisses me off even more that you're so self-aware! 845 00:39:13,540 --> 00:39:15,080 As... a... 846 00:39:15,170 --> 00:39:16,990 ...man... 847 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:20,170 No! I'm a resourceful guy! 848 00:39:20,450 --> 00:39:22,880 Huh! Are you now? 849 00:39:23,070 --> 00:39:25,300 I see. But, you know... 850 00:39:25,810 --> 00:39:27,050 Wh-What now? 851 00:39:27,140 --> 00:39:31,430 We all saw what you did on Valentine's Day. 852 00:39:31,710 --> 00:39:32,680 Wha—?! 853 00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:35,530 Hey, Maehara... 854 00:39:35,690 --> 00:39:36,620 Hmm? 855 00:39:37,140 --> 00:39:39,560 Let's... go home together. 856 00:39:40,130 --> 00:39:42,440 Oh, sure. 857 00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:51,010 You never ask me to walk home with you, Okano. 858 00:39:52,580 --> 00:39:55,120 I bet you're nervous about exams. 859 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:56,480 After all, 860 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,890 only our safety schools have accepted us so far. 861 00:39:59,610 --> 00:40:00,880 I get it. 862 00:40:00,970 --> 00:40:03,000 All the progress I've made this year 863 00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,510 is because of Koro Sensei's teaching. 864 00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:06,550 But starting in high school, 865 00:40:06,650 --> 00:40:09,050 we'll have to stand on our own two feet. 866 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:10,140 Yeah... 867 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,720 That's true, but... 868 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,480 Um... 869 00:40:19,370 --> 00:40:22,150 Yes—now get closer... 870 00:40:22,410 --> 00:40:25,110 He's always like this when a boy and a girl are together. 871 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:28,280 Always going after student romance scoops... 872 00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:29,870 Wait. 873 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:35,700 H-How about some karaoke, Okano? To relax! 874 00:40:37,230 --> 00:40:38,330 Uh-huh! 875 00:40:38,620 --> 00:40:39,790 Here's my chance! 876 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,130 ♪ We stretch out our hands 877 00:40:46,230 --> 00:40:48,720 ♪ And even if we can't touch it 878 00:40:48,930 --> 00:40:51,260 ♪ That crescent moon 879 00:40:51,340 --> 00:40:53,930 ♪ is so beautiful 880 00:40:54,020 --> 00:40:56,480 ♪ Our valiant voices 881 00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:59,310 ♪ Are sure to carry 882 00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:01,900 ♪ We tell our back-then selves 883 00:41:02,100 --> 00:41:04,710 ♪ Our heads hung low 884 00:41:04,900 --> 00:41:08,300 ♪ "Now—run!" 885 00:41:08,570 --> 00:41:11,160 Phew! That's some good singing! 886 00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:14,280 Nice job harmonizing with all my songs. 887 00:41:14,610 --> 00:41:18,160 Right? Fear the skills of a playboy! 888 00:41:18,550 --> 00:41:19,690 Any second now... 889 00:41:22,790 --> 00:41:24,700 So hey, Maehara. 890 00:41:25,070 --> 00:41:28,410 The reason I was waiting for you to leave school today? 891 00:41:28,570 --> 00:41:31,180 Tomorrow's February 14. 892 00:41:31,570 --> 00:41:34,050 I'd be too... shy to give you this 893 00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:36,720 on the actual day. 894 00:41:43,150 --> 00:41:44,900 Dammit! Mission failed! 895 00:41:45,130 --> 00:41:48,470 Wh-What are you doing, sneaking up on me like that?! 896 00:41:48,650 --> 00:41:51,530 Huh? Maehara... what... what's going on?! 897 00:41:51,870 --> 00:41:53,200 Uh... 898 00:41:53,270 --> 00:41:55,160 Our teacher always shows up 899 00:41:55,250 --> 00:41:57,080 to spy on a guy and a girl hitting it off. 900 00:41:57,250 --> 00:41:58,320 Okajima, you idiot! 901 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:01,790 Your plan there was a good one, Maehara! 902 00:42:02,430 --> 00:42:06,290 Wait, Okano—didn't Maehara tell you? 903 00:42:17,820 --> 00:42:18,850 Drop dead! 904 00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:28,190 Chocolates... Oh, tomorrow's Valentine's Day. 905 00:42:28,510 --> 00:42:31,820 You really stepped in it this time, Maehara. 906 00:42:31,900 --> 00:42:34,990 Way to stomp all over a young woman's feelings! 907 00:42:35,070 --> 00:42:38,330 This won't do, Maehara. 908 00:42:38,570 --> 00:42:42,160 You may have freedom in both assassination and romance, 909 00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:44,210 but insufficient communication 910 00:42:44,310 --> 00:42:45,750 results in outcomes like this one. 911 00:42:45,820 --> 00:42:47,500 I mean, he's not wrong, 912 00:42:47,580 --> 00:42:50,880 but it's rich being lectured by a peeping Tom. 913 00:42:51,170 --> 00:42:52,340 I've made a decision: 914 00:42:52,670 --> 00:42:54,840 I'll be giving you a homework assignment. 915 00:42:55,700 --> 00:42:58,180 Cheer up Okano tomorrow 916 00:42:58,270 --> 00:43:01,770 and receive chocolate from her directly 917 00:43:01,850 --> 00:43:02,480 or I'll give you a character evaluation of "playboy" 918 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,300 He's a playboy. Also a womanizing horndog who's strayed from the moral path. But he's a good kid! 919 00:43:04,300 --> 00:43:05,730 on your permanent record. 920 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:06,650 What?! 921 00:43:06,730 --> 00:43:10,070 You still haven't taken the exam for your dream school. 922 00:43:10,150 --> 00:43:13,320 It would be a shame if there were any... adverse effects. 923 00:43:14,790 --> 00:43:16,410 Say, Okano, 924 00:43:16,490 --> 00:43:18,410 take this, would you? 925 00:43:18,490 --> 00:43:19,580 Shut up! 926 00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:20,860 That was an accident yesterday... okay? 927 00:43:20,860 --> 00:43:22,430 Why is Maehara giving chocolates? He's a boy. 928 00:43:22,430 --> 00:43:23,660 Enough already! 929 00:43:23,740 --> 00:43:24,400 Okano! C'mon, please! 930 00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:25,690 Beats me. 931 00:43:25,850 --> 00:43:27,420 Cheer up, would you? 932 00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:29,380 Okay, let's speed this up. 933 00:43:29,470 --> 00:43:31,670 I'll pass this chocolate to this empty space, 934 00:43:31,750 --> 00:43:34,670 so you set up an arm trap and give it right back to me. 935 00:43:34,750 --> 00:43:37,640 How dare you order me around like some kind of playmaker! 936 00:43:37,890 --> 00:43:40,810 Okajima told me about your permanent record! 937 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:43,620 You just need chocolates from me, huh? 938 00:43:43,820 --> 00:43:45,730 Well, you're definitely not getting any now! 939 00:43:45,790 --> 00:43:48,940 Let that peeping octopus brand you a playboy! 940 00:43:49,030 --> 00:43:50,730 So that's what's going on... 941 00:43:51,610 --> 00:43:55,650 A pistol like Okano who acts before she thinks 942 00:43:55,730 --> 00:43:57,780 would really hate getting caught up 943 00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,280 in a scheme like this. 944 00:43:59,780 --> 00:44:02,740 Especially when we kind of knew how she felt... 945 00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:06,150 I'd hate to see them graduate on bad terms. 946 00:44:06,670 --> 00:44:09,750 Hey, Okano, why not hear him— 947 00:44:13,620 --> 00:44:15,650 Not even Nagisa, huh? 948 00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:19,470 No one can quell Okano's fury! 949 00:44:20,050 --> 00:44:22,060 Second Period 950 00:44:22,060 --> 00:44:23,270 I pray thee... 951 00:44:23,330 --> 00:44:24,140 Hmph! 952 00:44:24,140 --> 00:44:26,140 Third Period 953 00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:33,900 Fourth Period 954 00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:35,880 Put this chocolate together correctly. To: Maehara 955 00:44:35,900 --> 00:44:37,900 Lunch Break 956 00:44:38,530 --> 00:44:39,210 C'mon, Koro Sensei, call it off already. 957 00:44:39,210 --> 00:44:42,330 Throw it out! Just throw it out! 958 00:44:42,700 --> 00:44:43,440 Hinata's straightforward, but stubborn when she's mad. 959 00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:46,080 Just toss it! Toss it! 960 00:44:46,170 --> 00:44:47,120 No matter how hard Maehara tries, 961 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:48,240 C'mon,hurry! Hurry up! 962 00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:50,170 she's not giving him any chocolate. 963 00:44:50,260 --> 00:44:51,260 Enough, I said! 964 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:52,240 No. 965 00:44:52,390 --> 00:44:55,050 If he can't win a girl's heart... 966 00:44:55,300 --> 00:44:59,190 I can't let him graduate from this assassination classroom. 967 00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:02,720 A superlative killer must be versed in many things. 968 00:45:02,810 --> 00:45:06,220 Handling the opposite sex is certainly one of them. 969 00:45:06,540 --> 00:45:08,030 Hey, Okano, 970 00:45:08,250 --> 00:45:10,850 I'm begging you: cheer up and give me chocolate! 971 00:45:10,940 --> 00:45:14,070 Get real! You just want a good evaluation! 972 00:45:14,300 --> 00:45:16,910 I don't care if my record says I'm a playboy— 973 00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,820 I just don't want it to go down like yesterday. 974 00:45:19,900 --> 00:45:21,890 I want a proper handover. 975 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:26,700 And... I'm sorry. For not realizing. 976 00:45:26,990 --> 00:45:28,580 Your apologies won't work. 977 00:45:29,100 --> 00:45:31,880 Don't you know I'm the type who won't budge an inch? 978 00:45:31,940 --> 00:45:33,130 I do! 979 00:45:33,210 --> 00:45:36,340 I came to know everything about you this year! 980 00:45:37,070 --> 00:45:38,260 Like what? 981 00:45:38,870 --> 00:45:40,090 Well, let's see: 982 00:45:40,490 --> 00:45:41,840 When you do a high kick, 983 00:45:42,180 --> 00:45:45,350 we can see everything, but you think we can't, 984 00:45:45,690 --> 00:45:48,830 because you're a totally unrefined meathead. 985 00:45:49,070 --> 00:45:51,350 My food's tastier than yours in home ec, 986 00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:54,610 the manga I lend you comes back with rice stuck to it— 987 00:45:54,980 --> 00:45:57,570 oh, and it's often stuck to your face, too. 988 00:45:57,750 --> 00:46:00,030 You must really love rice, damn. 989 00:46:00,110 --> 00:46:02,530 You're insanely violent. 990 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:03,990 Get a little mad and you start clawing. 991 00:46:04,070 --> 00:46:06,490 Get even madder and the middle kicks start flying. 992 00:46:06,740 --> 00:46:09,980 Get madder yet and you break out the drop kicks! 993 00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:11,480 In that case... 994 00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:15,040 ...why don't you... 995 00:46:15,130 --> 00:46:16,920 ...eat this?! 996 00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:18,880 When you're at your maddest, 997 00:46:18,980 --> 00:46:21,880 you put an anti-Sensei knife to people's throats. 998 00:46:22,210 --> 00:46:24,890 You're positively feral. 999 00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:27,680 My training knife— 1000 00:46:28,180 --> 00:46:29,310 it's chocolate?! 1001 00:46:29,390 --> 00:46:31,850 I swapped it out this morning. 1002 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:34,440 And now I've gotten it from you directly. 1003 00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,060 That's super creepy! 1004 00:46:37,230 --> 00:46:40,150 I know you pretty well, wouldn't you say? 1005 00:46:40,490 --> 00:46:42,320 I wouldn't learn the harmonies to all of 1006 00:46:42,420 --> 00:46:45,320 a girl's favorite songs if I weren't interested in her. 1007 00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:49,480 You go quiet when you're embarrassed. 1008 00:46:49,740 --> 00:46:52,290 Simpletons really can't lie— 1009 00:46:52,590 --> 00:46:53,840 Oh, shut up! 1010 00:46:54,620 --> 00:46:58,170 Well, at least that's settled. 1011 00:47:00,130 --> 00:47:03,280 I'd like to see them make more progress before graduation. 1012 00:47:04,870 --> 00:47:07,180 Y-Y-Y-You mean everyone saw that?! 1013 00:47:07,260 --> 00:47:08,760 Thank Koro Sensei. 1014 00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:10,930 He sent a special update to the group chat. 1015 00:47:11,020 --> 00:47:12,430 Oh, I got that! 1016 00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:13,430 Me, too. 1017 00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:14,390 So did I. 1018 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,230 Damn that octopus! 1019 00:47:17,310 --> 00:47:19,400 So this is you being resourceful? 1020 00:47:19,490 --> 00:47:21,650 It's creepy, all right. 1021 00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:26,200 So what happened after that, hmm? 1022 00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:27,820 Yeah, Mr. Romcom! 1023 00:47:27,910 --> 00:47:29,030 Unforgivable! 1024 00:47:34,290 --> 00:47:35,460 But why?! 1025 00:47:35,540 --> 00:47:36,960 Why not? 1026 00:47:37,910 --> 00:47:39,000 You're the worst! 1027 00:47:39,090 --> 00:47:40,550 But it worked out in the end! 1028 00:47:40,810 --> 00:47:42,590 Boys suck. 1029 00:47:43,970 --> 00:47:47,010 Whoa! Stop! Say no to violence! 1030 00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:47,890 Wait! 1031 00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:49,800 Shouldn't we stop them? 1032 00:47:49,890 --> 00:47:52,100 Whatever for? This is fun. 1033 00:47:54,100 --> 00:47:56,160 We've all changed so much. 1034 00:47:56,460 --> 00:47:59,170 I mean, our first term felt like a wake. 1035 00:47:59,390 --> 00:48:00,610 Yeah. 1036 00:48:00,700 --> 00:48:03,030 Huh? What are you on about, Karma? 1037 00:48:03,110 --> 00:48:05,150 You've changed more than any of us. 1038 00:48:05,340 --> 00:48:09,820 What, really? I think you've changed the most, Terasaka. 1039 00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:10,870 Shut it! 1040 00:48:10,950 --> 00:48:12,240 Right, Nagisa? 1041 00:48:13,250 --> 00:48:16,080 Yo, Nagisa, quit laughing! 1042 00:48:16,270 --> 00:48:18,000 Whoa! Uncle, Terasaka, uncle! 1043 00:48:18,070 --> 00:48:19,000 Hey— 1044 00:48:19,090 --> 00:48:20,040 You little... 1045 00:48:20,130 --> 00:48:22,050 So much commotion so early in the day. 1046 00:48:22,340 --> 00:48:25,880 Hey, Itona. You're actually on time today! 1047 00:48:26,230 --> 00:48:29,430 Well, it's not like I'll need to be here for much longer. 1048 00:48:29,670 --> 00:48:30,640 True enough. 1049 00:48:30,980 --> 00:48:34,020 What's with the weird vibe in here? 1050 00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:36,310 Is my being on time really that unusual? 1051 00:48:36,390 --> 00:48:37,480 It is. 1052 00:48:38,870 --> 00:48:40,230 Well, you're throwing me off. 1053 00:48:40,310 --> 00:48:41,310 Geez! 1054 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:42,360 Ow, ow, ow... 1055 00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:44,530 I'm fine, really. 1056 00:48:50,110 --> 00:48:51,590 You're absolutely right. 1057 00:48:51,780 --> 00:48:55,240 A lot will happen when you're together for a year. 1058 00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:58,650 Maybe too much. 1059 00:48:59,250 --> 00:49:01,540 All right, class! 1060 00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:03,710 I could hear your especially animated voices 1061 00:49:03,790 --> 00:49:05,960 all the way outside. 1062 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,590 Though since this campus is in the middle of nowhere, 1063 00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:11,470 you can technically be as noisy as you like. 1064 00:49:13,590 --> 00:49:15,520 It looks like today's classes 1065 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,520 are going to be even livelier than usual. 1066 00:49:17,610 --> 00:49:20,310 What classes? We're already done with our exams. 1067 00:49:20,380 --> 00:49:23,110 What's left to even do in our classroom, octopus? 1068 00:49:24,190 --> 00:49:25,150 He's not wrong! 1069 00:49:25,230 --> 00:49:26,900 Whatever are you saying, Terasaka?! 1070 00:49:26,990 --> 00:49:29,900 Life is learning-- 365 days a year! 1071 00:49:29,990 --> 00:49:31,910 Our classes will continue 1072 00:49:31,990 --> 00:49:34,200 until the second before graduation! 1073 00:49:35,620 --> 00:49:38,250 All right, who's on duty today? 1074 00:49:38,630 --> 00:49:39,580 Ritsu. 1075 00:49:39,670 --> 00:49:42,330 Exiting sleep mode. Starting up... 1076 00:49:44,250 --> 00:49:47,050 I'm Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery Ritsu, 1077 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:50,520 and I'll be the student on duty today. 1078 00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:52,430 Now then, class... 1079 00:49:52,510 --> 00:49:53,430 Stand up! 1080 00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:02,400 There won't be much more of this anymore, either. 1081 00:50:02,870 --> 00:50:06,320 Will they really manage to kill me? 1082 00:50:06,610 --> 00:50:08,650 If they killed me today... 1083 00:50:08,870 --> 00:50:12,280 No, I can't be killed today. Not just yet. 1084 00:50:12,380 --> 00:50:16,780 After all, my ace in the hole isn't even ready! 1085 00:50:16,860 --> 00:50:19,040 I have my own arrangements to make, you know! 1086 00:50:19,110 --> 00:50:20,850 I'm a busy octopus! 1087 00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:25,670 Don't you agree that winter break is too short, class? 1088 00:50:26,110 --> 00:50:27,750 Don't you?! 1089 00:50:30,660 --> 00:50:36,200 I get lonely over winter break without my students, 1090 00:50:36,430 --> 00:50:41,020 but an adult must know how to make the most 1091 00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:43,230 of their alone time as well. 1092 00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,150 Now that's not half-bad. 1093 00:50:50,490 --> 00:50:51,640 Seeker, 1094 00:50:52,010 --> 00:50:55,700 is it true that you tracked down his hideout? 1095 00:50:56,140 --> 00:50:57,990 No intelligence agency of any country in the world 1096 00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,080 could manage that! 1097 00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,710 Yeah, I tracked it down, all right. 1098 00:51:03,820 --> 00:51:06,750 His secret hideout, known to no one... 1099 00:51:13,220 --> 00:51:15,010 Cheers! 1100 00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:18,720 Nice work, Seeker! 1101 00:51:19,070 --> 00:51:21,730 Now that's what I call a pro assassin! 1102 00:51:22,060 --> 00:51:25,770 I narrowed down landing spots from flight angle and velocity. 1103 00:51:26,070 --> 00:51:28,440 One of them hit the bullseye. 1104 00:51:28,670 --> 00:51:32,350 I bet that hideout was meticulously camouflaged, too, 1105 00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:33,360 am I right? 1106 00:51:33,650 --> 00:51:35,070 You'd be surprised. 1107 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:36,610 Koro Sensei's Adult Weak Spot #1: Gaudy houses 1108 00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:39,120 Could it be more obvious?! 1109 00:51:39,380 --> 00:51:41,440 I've never seen a more self-assertive hideout! 1110 00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,170 Phew, I'm pooped. How about a bath? Hee-hee! 1111 00:51:43,170 --> 00:51:45,540 And he just comes and goes like normal! 1112 00:51:45,990 --> 00:51:47,420 Here, Hotaru, 1113 00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:50,130 take these over to their group. 1114 00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:51,250 Got it. 1115 00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:54,590 What was it like inside? 1116 00:51:54,660 --> 00:51:56,930 Every time we assassins take him on... 1117 00:51:57,620 --> 00:52:01,510 he ends up taking very special care of us. 1118 00:52:01,930 --> 00:52:03,810 He plucked out all my baby hair— 1119 00:52:03,890 --> 00:52:06,020 even my forearm is smooth as anything. 1120 00:52:06,020 --> 00:52:06,210 Total Beauty 1121 00:52:06,210 --> 00:52:07,520 He cleaned this one guy's family home 1122 00:52:07,780 --> 00:52:11,070 and put his hidden dirty magazines on top of his desk! 1123 00:52:11,150 --> 00:52:14,700 So it must be an almost pathologically clean house... 1124 00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:16,150 right? 1125 00:52:16,150 --> 00:52:16,480 Koro Sensei's Adult Weak Spot #2: Messy house 1126 00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:18,030 It's a hoarder house. 1127 00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:19,450 It's filthy! 1128 00:52:19,530 --> 00:52:20,870 Vanishing voodoo pitch! 1129 00:52:20,970 --> 00:52:21,830 Kee-rack! 1130 00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:23,950 Oh, a home run! 1131 00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:27,960 And it's a huge upset with the bases loaded! Hooray! 1132 00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:29,540 He's got so many toys sold 1133 00:52:29,620 --> 00:52:31,090 at family-restaurant checkout counters... 1134 00:52:31,150 --> 00:52:33,710 To think any adult would just have to buy that crap... 1135 00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:36,380 All those unfamiliar cup noodles, too. 1136 00:52:36,460 --> 00:52:37,430 Oh, yeah. 1137 00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:40,600 He's especially impressionable when it comes to new varieties. 1138 00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:42,430 Does he need cosmetics? 1139 00:52:42,500 --> 00:52:44,930 His personality is pretty middle-aged-man. 1140 00:52:45,030 --> 00:52:47,980 Well... he does do a little drag. 1141 00:52:48,060 --> 00:52:51,610 He has way too much takeout beef-bowl ginger, 1142 00:52:51,690 --> 00:52:54,360 he washes and reuses disposable chopsticks... 1143 00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:56,820 Actually, what are his living expenses like? 1144 00:52:56,900 --> 00:52:57,900 He seems to squander 1145 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,030 quite a bit on himself and his students. 1146 00:53:00,110 --> 00:53:02,740 Is his teacher's salary enough? 1147 00:53:02,830 --> 00:53:04,870 He doesn't seem to do any other work. 1148 00:53:04,950 --> 00:53:07,500 I thought his non-teacher income was nil, 1149 00:53:07,580 --> 00:53:10,210 but then... suddenly he had the eyes of a beast 1150 00:53:10,300 --> 00:53:11,880 on the hunt for herbivores. 1151 00:53:11,950 --> 00:53:14,000 N-Not burglary, surely?! 1152 00:53:14,350 --> 00:53:15,710 They're catching up in a big way! 1153 00:53:15,790 --> 00:53:17,260 Tekiro Brian from the far outside! 1154 00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:18,630 Matsukaze Pandora still out back! 1155 00:53:18,700 --> 00:53:20,430 Onikage-donna staying on the inside! 1156 00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:22,620 Oh, yeah! Come on, come on! 1157 00:53:22,620 --> 00:53:24,100 Gambling?! 1158 00:53:24,610 --> 00:53:30,310 Come on come on come on come on... 1159 00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:31,490 No! 1160 00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:32,770 And he lost. 1161 00:53:32,860 --> 00:53:36,190 He's that despondent over a 300-yen bet? 1162 00:53:36,290 --> 00:53:38,690 But he buys bets for his dead-on favorite by the box. 1163 00:53:38,790 --> 00:53:41,450 That would still only net him a few hundred yen in winnings. 1164 00:53:41,530 --> 00:53:43,240 Where is it, where is it—here it is! 1165 00:53:43,820 --> 00:53:45,240 Next he tried to make up for it 1166 00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:46,160 with scratch lottery tickets. 1167 00:53:46,230 --> 00:53:48,410 Did he seriously only buy one? 1168 00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:50,330 He must still be rocked by his loss at the races. 1169 00:53:50,420 --> 00:53:51,460 He hasn't noticed 1170 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,130 that you can't scratch those with your fingers. 1171 00:53:53,130 --> 00:53:53,380 Buffoooon 1172 00:53:53,380 --> 00:53:55,670 So he loses at both, then has a lie-down. 1173 00:53:56,220 --> 00:53:58,970 He stays under the kotatsu heater for about three hours. 1174 00:53:59,130 --> 00:53:59,510 Koro Sensei's Adult Weak Spot #4: Lives a lazy life 1175 00:53:59,510 --> 00:54:02,050 Ice cream from the freezer, manga from the shelf, 1176 00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:03,430 oranges from the entryway-- 1177 00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:05,510 he grabs everything with his tentacles. 1178 00:54:05,580 --> 00:54:08,430 That's totally how hopeless failures live! 1179 00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:11,060 The real showstopper is what comes next: 1180 00:54:11,140 --> 00:54:13,600 He gets up and heads for another room. 1181 00:54:13,700 --> 00:54:14,730 Another room? 1182 00:54:14,830 --> 00:54:16,190 You'll be speechless. 1183 00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:19,190 This is the most important room in the house for him. 1184 00:54:19,510 --> 00:54:21,990 A collection gleaned from all over the world. 1185 00:54:22,210 --> 00:54:24,570 He was careful to include all manner of things 1186 00:54:24,660 --> 00:54:26,370 that lurk in the shadows. 1187 00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:27,290 Found you! 1188 00:54:27,370 --> 00:54:28,580 D-Don't tell me... 1189 00:54:28,660 --> 00:54:31,580 Is it a room of intel on us assassins?! 1190 00:54:31,660 --> 00:54:34,250 Did he suss out the assassination plots 1191 00:54:34,350 --> 00:54:35,580 of our worldwide network? 1192 00:54:35,670 --> 00:54:36,590 No! 1193 00:54:36,670 --> 00:54:37,790 Check it out! 1194 00:54:38,050 --> 00:54:41,260 Dirty magazines, collected from all over! 1195 00:54:41,460 --> 00:54:43,680 He's happy just gazing at them for ages! 1196 00:54:44,510 --> 00:54:47,970 What's with that Zen pose and the enlightened expression?! 1197 00:54:48,310 --> 00:54:49,600 I have ascended... 1198 00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:52,690 You haven't ascended anywhere! 1199 00:54:52,940 --> 00:54:55,190 What a fine example of a garbage adult. 1200 00:54:55,380 --> 00:54:57,640 I never thought he was this bad outside of school... 1201 00:54:57,890 --> 00:55:00,320 What did you do after recording all this? 1202 00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:02,320 You were supposed to contact us 1203 00:55:02,410 --> 00:55:03,570 once you got the whole picture. 1204 00:55:03,910 --> 00:55:05,540 About that... 1205 00:55:07,580 --> 00:55:10,570 You saw me... 1206 00:55:11,110 --> 00:55:14,520 and my grown-up free space. 1207 00:55:14,830 --> 00:55:18,800 You call that "free space"? All you do is laze around! 1208 00:55:19,350 --> 00:55:22,630 I've dedicated one day a month to extensive lazing around! 1209 00:55:22,850 --> 00:55:25,590 Somewhere I won't be a bad example for my students! 1210 00:55:26,090 --> 00:55:28,670 I'm such a good and virtuous fellow at school... 1211 00:55:28,870 --> 00:55:32,100 Can't I take a break once in a while? 1212 00:55:32,290 --> 00:55:33,890 What's so virtuous about you? 1213 00:55:33,980 --> 00:55:36,520 You find and read dirty magazines at school, too. 1214 00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:39,110 Still, a highly experienced pro assassin 1215 00:55:39,210 --> 00:55:40,320 tracking down my hideout— 1216 00:55:40,380 --> 00:55:44,610 even my students couldn't manage that feat. 1217 00:55:45,230 --> 00:55:47,870 What are your students up to, anyway? 1218 00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:51,120 They don't seem to be trying any assassinations lately. 1219 00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,500 They're doing their winter break homework. 1220 00:55:54,870 --> 00:55:58,290 It's the one thing I mustn't help them with. 1221 00:55:58,390 --> 00:56:01,950 The students have to give the answers themselves. 1222 00:56:03,710 --> 00:56:04,830 Well, 1223 00:56:04,990 --> 00:56:08,220 now that I've lazed around, it's time to pick up stakes! 1224 00:56:08,300 --> 00:56:10,760 What?! After I finally found this place? 1225 00:56:10,850 --> 00:56:13,520 At my speed, I can have this all cleared out 1226 00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:15,680 in a half-hour flat. 1227 00:56:15,750 --> 00:56:17,400 Too bad for you! 1228 00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:19,110 And then he escaped. 1229 00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:21,400 Tch. Another failure. 1230 00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:23,800 How are we gonna kill that octopus? 1231 00:56:23,980 --> 00:56:28,140 If we put our strengths together, we can do it. 1232 00:56:28,610 --> 00:56:29,780 For you. 1233 00:56:29,850 --> 00:56:31,200 Keep it! 1234 00:56:31,300 --> 00:56:32,660 Who even are you, anyway?! 1235 00:56:32,740 --> 00:56:37,160 Oh, my. You all get along so well with each other. 1236 00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:39,330 If I could see, I'd like to see that octopus— 1237 00:56:39,420 --> 00:56:41,710 the star of your story. 1238 00:56:41,790 --> 00:56:43,090 No no no! 1239 00:56:43,170 --> 00:56:46,420 That monster is completely not worth seeing! 1240 00:56:46,610 --> 00:56:48,090 No getting the jump on us, now. 1241 00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:48,760 Same goes for you. 1242 00:56:48,830 --> 00:56:52,600 I'll be the one to sweet-talk Azusa once we get the bounty. 1243 00:56:52,930 --> 00:56:53,290 Pub Azusa 1244 00:56:53,290 --> 00:56:56,720 These weirdos are always stopping by our pub. 1245 00:56:57,060 --> 00:57:00,190 They say all these unfamiliar words are practice 1246 00:57:00,270 --> 00:57:01,610 for a local theater club. 1247 00:57:01,690 --> 00:57:06,280 With its blind owner and her oblivious grade-school helper, 1248 00:57:06,350 --> 00:57:07,990 this pub proved very convenient. 1249 00:57:08,470 --> 00:57:10,450 We can hand-wave any overheard assassination chat 1250 00:57:10,530 --> 00:57:12,700 as theater talk. 1251 00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:15,540 Yo! The gang's all here! 1252 00:57:16,410 --> 00:57:18,580 Didn't we tell you to stay away from this place?! 1253 00:57:18,670 --> 00:57:21,540 My, my! You could always drink elsewhere. 1254 00:57:21,630 --> 00:57:24,920 As soon as that customer shows up, the place livens up. 1255 00:57:25,180 --> 00:57:26,670 He's a teacher. 1256 00:57:26,750 --> 00:57:29,280 Apparently I look like one of his students. 1257 00:57:29,930 --> 00:57:32,130 What are you drinking, Mr. Octopus? 1258 00:57:32,550 --> 00:57:36,220 Mmm, let's start with a cassis orange. 1259 00:57:36,310 --> 00:57:37,350 Are you a girl?! 1260 00:57:37,430 --> 00:57:39,140 And to snack on... 1261 00:57:39,210 --> 00:57:42,770 Hmm... let's see... hmm... hmmmmm... 1262 00:57:45,190 --> 00:57:45,490 Koro Sensei's Adult Weak Spot #7: Takes too long to pick a bar snack 1263 00:57:45,490 --> 00:57:46,860 Nothing for now! 1264 00:57:46,940 --> 00:57:48,570 If only he weren't here! 1265 00:57:50,070 --> 00:57:52,730 Here's your cassis orange, Mr. Octopus. 1266 00:57:52,970 --> 00:57:55,330 Thank you very much, Hotaru. 1267 00:57:55,330 --> 00:57:55,740 Knife & Gun Expert Mario 1268 00:57:55,740 --> 00:57:57,200 The other assassins... 1269 00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:57,620 Expert Target-Tracker Seeker 1270 00:57:57,620 --> 00:58:00,330 ...pulled out before winter started. 1271 00:58:00,330 --> 00:58:00,630 Expert Lockpick Chantha 1272 00:58:00,630 --> 00:58:04,340 We're the only ones still going after this guy. 1273 00:58:04,340 --> 00:58:05,840 Expert Nosepick Futoshi 1274 00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:07,380 If we could only... 1275 00:58:07,460 --> 00:58:09,340 ...see an opening... 1276 00:58:09,670 --> 00:58:11,680 ...we could kill him at any time. 1277 00:58:12,010 --> 00:58:13,720 And this bastard is full of openings! 1278 00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:15,060 Koro Sensei's Adult Weak Spot #8: Can't handle his liquor, obviously 1279 00:58:15,060 --> 00:58:17,140 Ooh... Not another drop... 1280 00:58:17,220 --> 00:58:20,140 Don't be getting blind drunk on one sip of cassis orange! 1281 00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:23,400 But no matter how drunk he gets, he can still dodge! 1282 00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:25,360 What are you doing, gentlemen? 1283 00:58:25,930 --> 00:58:28,230 Looks like their usual theater practice. 1284 00:58:28,610 --> 00:58:30,990 Special-effect makeup is crazy these days. 1285 00:58:31,250 --> 00:58:31,740 Waaah, I wanna hang out with my students... 1286 00:58:31,740 --> 00:58:34,740 Koro Sensei's Adult Weak Spot #9: Weepy drunk 1287 00:58:34,740 --> 00:58:35,140 That's right—you're a teacher, Mr. Octopus. 1288 00:58:35,140 --> 00:58:38,290 Blubber blubber blubber... 1289 00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:40,910 You can't see them over winter break? 1290 00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:44,920 What about the one you said I look like? 1291 00:58:45,250 --> 00:58:48,550 Yes... I wanna see them all, him included. 1292 00:58:48,630 --> 00:58:50,800 "Him"? Not "her"?! 1293 00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:54,300 Her... girl... girlfriend... 1294 00:58:54,390 --> 00:58:55,840 I wanna go to a mixer. 1295 00:58:55,930 --> 00:58:58,350 So self-indulgent without your students! 1296 00:58:59,850 --> 00:59:04,100 I just... wanna be popular with the ladies. 1297 00:59:04,180 --> 00:59:06,480 I wanna, like, invite busty college coeds 1298 00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:09,320 into some silly club. 1299 00:59:09,420 --> 00:59:12,440 And we'd all play boisterous games... 1300 00:59:12,530 --> 00:59:14,530 and we'd get to know each other better... 1301 00:59:14,610 --> 00:59:16,120 Me and college coeds... 1302 00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:17,970 He's particular about that detail. 1303 00:59:18,140 --> 00:59:20,440 College girls... coeds... 1304 00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,170 is middle-aged-man stuff. 1305 00:59:22,450 --> 00:59:24,830 C'mon, let's have a mixer! 1306 00:59:24,900 --> 00:59:26,170 Just us! 1307 00:59:26,260 --> 00:59:27,140 Yeah, right! 1308 00:59:27,300 --> 00:59:28,910 I don't even want to think about you 1309 00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:30,090 picking up girls out there! 1310 00:59:30,260 --> 00:59:32,970 Then why not have a pretend mixer here? 1311 00:59:33,730 --> 00:59:35,380 A middle-aged lady and a grade-schooler 1312 00:59:35,450 --> 00:59:37,550 have to be better than nothing. 1313 00:59:37,790 --> 00:59:41,890 And whoever does the best at the games... let's see... 1314 00:59:41,970 --> 00:59:44,230 I'll give him a big hug! 1315 00:59:45,230 --> 00:59:47,660 A-Are you sure? Hotaru? 1316 00:59:47,850 --> 00:59:49,480 Just no alcohol for me. 1317 00:59:49,570 --> 00:59:51,860 I have no business working at a pub if I can't handle 1318 00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:53,240 a pretend mixer. 1319 00:59:53,310 --> 00:59:56,610 Angels, the both of them... 1320 00:59:56,700 --> 00:59:58,070 Okay, gang, let's do it! 1321 00:59:58,170 --> 01:00:00,580 Azusa's hug will be mine! 1322 01:00:00,660 --> 01:00:01,830 No, mine! 1323 01:00:02,490 --> 01:00:03,950 One sprout! 1324 01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:05,320 Sprouting Bamboo-Shoot Game 1325 01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:07,580 Yay! 1326 01:00:07,660 --> 01:00:09,540 I didn't see his hand go up! 1327 01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:11,670 Never saw someone break the sound barrier 1328 01:00:11,750 --> 01:00:12,790 playing this game. 1329 01:00:13,130 --> 01:00:14,660 Mind the rhythm, keep the beat; 1330 01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:16,590 start with "octo," keep it neat! 1331 01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:18,260 Octo 100! 1332 01:00:18,350 --> 01:00:21,720 Octo octo octo octo octo octo octo octo octo octo 1333 01:00:21,790 --> 01:00:23,100 Such speed! 1334 01:00:23,170 --> 01:00:24,100 Such accuracy! 1335 01:00:24,180 --> 01:00:25,390 Such vigilance! 1336 01:00:25,390 --> 01:00:26,390 Yamanote Line Game 1337 01:00:26,390 --> 01:00:27,650 Scabbardfish. 1338 01:00:28,670 --> 01:00:31,780 Um... uh... a fish, a fish— 1339 01:00:32,020 --> 01:00:33,440 There aren't any left! 1340 01:00:33,530 --> 01:00:35,240 Oarfish. 1341 01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:37,660 O-Oarfish! 1342 01:00:38,750 --> 01:00:41,910 T-Triplewart seadevil! 1343 01:00:42,270 --> 01:00:44,830 Bearded leatherjacket! 1344 01:00:44,910 --> 01:00:46,910 He's remembering to bank goodwill with the women 1345 01:00:46,980 --> 01:00:48,670 by giving them casual assists! 1346 01:00:48,670 --> 01:00:49,050 Game Over 1347 01:00:49,050 --> 01:00:52,040 And with the most points, the winner is Mr. Octopus! 1348 01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:54,840 That was no fun— you're too good. 1349 01:00:54,930 --> 01:00:56,170 As promised: 1350 01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:58,890 And squeeze! 1351 01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:01,800 No way—is he... 1352 01:01:01,900 --> 01:01:03,410 going after Azusa, too?! 1353 01:01:03,590 --> 01:01:06,020 Screw that! What about us?! 1354 01:01:08,020 --> 01:01:10,950 Azusa, the check, please. 1355 01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:13,630 You all take care of yourselves— 1356 01:01:13,820 --> 01:01:15,000 it's cold out here. 1357 01:01:15,310 --> 01:01:16,780 Sleep well, now. 1358 01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:18,610 Yeah, you too. 1359 01:01:19,420 --> 01:01:21,930 Man, Azusa is gorgeous. 1360 01:01:22,190 --> 01:01:24,280 And that Hotaru is a good kid. 1361 01:01:24,350 --> 01:01:26,660 Makes me want them to be my family. 1362 01:01:26,750 --> 01:01:29,750 No way she'd let herself be wooed by that octopus. 1363 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,110 Yeah, but... 1364 01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:34,900 Could we make those two happy? 1365 01:01:37,620 --> 01:01:41,790 No way. Ours is not a profession to be proud of. 1366 01:01:47,340 --> 01:01:50,680 Let's see, the sake glasses are... 1367 01:01:50,890 --> 01:01:52,100 Ah, here. 1368 01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:54,250 Lined up all nice and orderly. 1369 01:01:54,930 --> 01:01:57,870 I feel so much better now 1370 01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:00,280 with the cleaning coming along and all... 1371 01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:03,240 Hotaru's doing a wonderful job. 1372 01:02:05,030 --> 01:02:08,630 Oh, a supplier? Must be our sake delivery. 1373 01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:11,920 Thank you, as always. 1374 01:02:12,290 --> 01:02:14,670 Not at all, ma'am. 1375 01:02:15,540 --> 01:02:17,340 M-Mr. Sengoku! 1376 01:02:17,540 --> 01:02:18,790 Hey, nice. 1377 01:02:19,050 --> 01:02:22,280 You didn't forget the sound of your creditor's voice. 1378 01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:27,180 Your late husband's debt has ballooned to a cool 10 mil. 1379 01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:31,400 I don't see you repayin' that, no matter how patient I am. 1380 01:02:31,610 --> 01:02:32,450 Let's go. 1381 01:02:32,550 --> 01:02:33,350 Where to?! 1382 01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:37,600 We're gonna discuss repayment plans in my office. 1383 01:02:37,910 --> 01:02:40,030 Be a shame to let this face, this body, 1384 01:02:40,130 --> 01:02:42,720 rot away in some pub on the outskirts of town. 1385 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,570 Your being blind—that works out well, too. 1386 01:02:45,660 --> 01:02:49,370 Think of all the politicians and CEOs who insist on secrecy! 1387 01:02:49,450 --> 01:02:50,500 Mom?! 1388 01:02:50,580 --> 01:02:51,620 Hotaru! 1389 01:02:53,260 --> 01:02:56,130 Hey, Hotaru. Rest easy. 1390 01:02:56,190 --> 01:02:58,790 Mom's just tryin' a little career change. 1391 01:03:00,350 --> 01:03:05,620 You wanna help? It'll pay off her debt faster! 1392 01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:11,140 What?! 1393 01:03:11,230 --> 01:03:12,520 She was? Azusa? 1394 01:03:12,900 --> 01:03:13,890 No way... 1395 01:03:13,980 --> 01:03:17,060 Business may not have been booming, 1396 01:03:17,250 --> 01:03:19,650 but to think she owed that much... 1397 01:03:19,730 --> 01:03:24,360 This is bad. We can't let him get away with this. 1398 01:03:24,890 --> 01:03:26,530 What do we do? 1399 01:03:27,020 --> 01:03:29,710 Is there anything... we can do? 1400 01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:32,100 You rang? 1401 01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:36,290 You're all well aware of my capabilities. 1402 01:03:36,590 --> 01:03:39,880 I can have this all cleared up in a half-hour flat. 1403 01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:46,010 Get lost. 1404 01:03:46,100 --> 01:03:48,900 If you interfere, we'll show those photos to your students. 1405 01:03:49,330 --> 01:03:51,310 As a teacher, isn't your students' trust the thing 1406 01:03:51,410 --> 01:03:52,890 you most want to protect? 1407 01:03:53,170 --> 01:03:56,140 Assassins have things worth protecting, too. 1408 01:03:58,650 --> 01:04:00,430 Just shut up and watch, target. 1409 01:04:00,660 --> 01:04:02,940 We're the ones who'll defend our hangout. 1410 01:04:03,030 --> 01:04:04,490 What's their background? 1411 01:04:04,590 --> 01:04:05,610 First we need a location. 1412 01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:07,950 I'll go through my loan-shark intel. 1413 01:04:08,030 --> 01:04:10,240 We'll need transportation. Leave it to me. 1414 01:04:10,460 --> 01:04:11,540 Hotaru?! 1415 01:04:11,620 --> 01:04:15,360 I'm coming, too. I'm going to get Mom back. 1416 01:04:15,630 --> 01:04:17,500 She's the most important person to me... 1417 01:04:17,770 --> 01:04:19,790 And if we lose her, 1418 01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:22,250 you guys will lose your meeting place, too. 1419 01:04:23,260 --> 01:04:27,380 For you, Hotaru, it's the thought that counts. 1420 01:04:27,810 --> 01:04:31,390 Let's just follow those fellows for now. 1421 01:04:31,790 --> 01:04:34,770 What they do should prove highly informative 1422 01:04:34,830 --> 01:04:38,430 if you want to be of help to someone one day. 1423 01:04:40,290 --> 01:04:44,690 A loan shark's office with no address and no sign. 1424 01:04:44,780 --> 01:04:47,530 Leave it to you to track it down so quickly. 1425 01:04:47,620 --> 01:04:49,910 I used phone logs left behind in the pub 1426 01:04:50,070 --> 01:04:52,520 and data from hacking neighborhood security cameras. 1427 01:04:52,780 --> 01:04:54,580 Then my personal network, some calculations-- 1428 01:04:54,660 --> 01:04:56,200 and my own experience. 1429 01:04:56,290 --> 01:04:59,970 A cinch compared to finding that octopus's hideout. 1430 01:05:00,170 --> 01:05:04,550 Seeker used to be a crackerjack air-traffic controller. 1431 01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:06,520 One day, 1432 01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:11,620 he caught all the blame for a big passenger jet crash 1433 01:05:11,850 --> 01:05:14,190 and was forced out of his job. 1434 01:05:14,990 --> 01:05:17,980 He took the know-how from his old job, 1435 01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:19,680 added some self-taught skills, 1436 01:05:19,860 --> 01:05:22,190 and devised a way to pinpoint the coordinates of any target. 1437 01:05:22,670 --> 01:05:26,070 But he can never recover the trust that world 1438 01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:27,190 had lost in him. 1439 01:05:27,620 --> 01:05:31,280 Now he has to use those abilities for... other things, 1440 01:05:31,370 --> 01:05:33,530 just to survive. 1441 01:05:34,410 --> 01:05:36,240 This is where it gets tough: 1442 01:05:36,330 --> 01:05:37,540 All intel points 1443 01:05:37,630 --> 01:05:39,580 to this guy being a really dirty loan shark. 1444 01:05:39,980 --> 01:05:42,250 He's not the kind of guy you can reason with. 1445 01:05:42,330 --> 01:05:44,460 We have to make this snappy, or Azusa will be in danger! 1446 01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:48,630 A mother, a child, and no eyesight to boot. 1447 01:05:48,870 --> 01:05:51,180 Just give up and sign already. 1448 01:05:51,390 --> 01:05:54,220 You know the only way you can pay off this much debt 1449 01:05:54,290 --> 01:05:55,680 is with your body. 1450 01:05:56,320 --> 01:06:00,100 Refuse and I'll have to start using force. 1451 01:06:00,540 --> 01:06:03,190 First, a little staff training. 1452 01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:05,480 Gotta show you what's expected of you 1453 01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:06,650 at your new workplace. 1454 01:06:07,390 --> 01:06:10,460 I want to throw up... my mind's all fuzzy... 1455 01:06:10,620 --> 01:06:13,700 But... this is the only way... 1456 01:06:14,500 --> 01:06:17,170 These autolocks are a real pain. 1457 01:06:17,370 --> 01:06:20,100 You can force your way in, 1458 01:06:20,300 --> 01:06:22,250 but they up the risk of the target being tipped off 1459 01:06:22,340 --> 01:06:23,580 and getting away. 1460 01:06:23,930 --> 01:06:24,670 Still, 1461 01:06:24,750 --> 01:06:28,340 the IC chip specs at this condo are especially simple. 1462 01:06:28,630 --> 01:06:32,470 We can use the master key I came up with. 1463 01:06:33,340 --> 01:06:34,590 Hey, octopus. 1464 01:06:34,690 --> 01:06:37,100 We're going in. You and Hotaru stay here. 1465 01:06:37,180 --> 01:06:38,390 Roger that. 1466 01:06:38,470 --> 01:06:40,140 But be sure to resolve this 1467 01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:42,350 in a way that won't leave Hotaru disillusioned. 1468 01:06:42,700 --> 01:06:43,340 Tch. 1469 01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:45,230 Let me spell it out for you: 1470 01:06:46,070 --> 01:06:47,900 We're assassins. 1471 01:06:47,980 --> 01:06:49,400 Killing is all we're good for. 1472 01:06:53,770 --> 01:06:55,270 Yeah, right! 1473 01:06:55,940 --> 01:06:57,160 Wh-What are you doing here?! 1474 01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:58,790 I'll do a little clean-up. 1475 01:06:58,870 --> 01:06:59,910 Okay. 1476 01:07:01,370 --> 01:07:02,830 I mean, we used to be-- 1477 01:07:03,180 --> 01:07:04,670 Mario used to work security 1478 01:07:04,790 --> 01:07:06,960 for prime ministers and the like. 1479 01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:11,000 Chantha, too, was once a tech at an elite security firm. 1480 01:07:12,230 --> 01:07:14,680 They all got caught up in scandals 1481 01:07:14,740 --> 01:07:16,760 and lost the public's trust before the currents of fate 1482 01:07:17,190 --> 01:07:20,640 brought them to their current line of work. 1483 01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:24,270 I guess grown-ups have all kinds of pasts. 1484 01:07:24,470 --> 01:07:27,900 But, Mr. Octopus, why do you know so much about them? 1485 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,280 It's not like you're friends or anything. 1486 01:07:30,870 --> 01:07:34,080 I myself was once in the same line of work. 1487 01:07:34,270 --> 01:07:36,260 It's only natural for me to look into 1488 01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:37,740 an esteemed colleague or four. 1489 01:07:37,910 --> 01:07:40,990 Why did you quit, Mr. Octopus? 1490 01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:45,380 That's easy: There was something I wanted to do more. 1491 01:07:45,910 --> 01:07:48,090 The ultimate job, 1492 01:07:48,550 --> 01:07:51,050 one I wouldn't regret risking everything for. 1493 01:07:51,590 --> 01:07:54,570 Now they're fine upstanding adults, too. 1494 01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:59,050 Soon they'll be following new paths on their own two feet. 1495 01:07:59,250 --> 01:08:01,610 Wh-Who the hell... 1496 01:08:01,810 --> 01:08:03,980 We'll be taking Azusa back now. 1497 01:08:04,060 --> 01:08:06,690 Your "repayment plan" was all a sham, anyway. 1498 01:08:07,220 --> 01:08:08,440 Gentlemen! 1499 01:08:08,650 --> 01:08:09,310 Tch. 1500 01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:11,270 Is that the deal? 1501 01:08:11,340 --> 01:08:14,690 You hired some punks in hopes of shirking your debt? 1502 01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:16,820 Fine—do your worst! 1503 01:08:17,030 --> 01:08:20,100 The "gentlemen" in my corner won't take this lying down. 1504 01:08:20,590 --> 01:08:22,910 A fatal accident, a fire at the pub— 1505 01:08:22,980 --> 01:08:26,290 there are plenty of ways to retaliate. 1506 01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:29,610 See, I have all the paperwork for this one's debt. 1507 01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:32,340 It fully explains the risk and repayment terms, 1508 01:08:32,440 --> 01:08:35,090 and she absolutely signed it of her own free will. 1509 01:08:35,170 --> 01:08:37,180 It's no use. It's all illegal, everything 1510 01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:39,340 from the interest rate to your collection tactics. 1511 01:08:39,430 --> 01:08:41,430 Money Lending Business Act, Article 21: 1512 01:08:41,580 --> 01:08:43,410 "Persons who engage in the Money Lending Business, 1513 01:08:43,570 --> 01:08:45,550 in collecting claims under the Contract for the Loan, 1514 01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:47,270 must not intimidate persons or act in any way 1515 01:08:47,380 --> 01:08:48,370 which may harm the tranquility of a person's 1516 01:08:48,530 --> 01:08:49,520 personal life or business operations." 1517 01:08:49,610 --> 01:08:50,680 Also, just at a glance, 1518 01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:52,650 interest rates higher than stipulated are nullified 1519 01:08:52,830 --> 01:08:54,440 by Article 1 of the Interest Rate Restriction Act. 1520 01:08:54,510 --> 01:08:55,740 Furthermore, a violation of Article 5 of the Investment Act 1521 01:08:55,900 --> 01:08:57,150 means imprisonment and/or fines, 1522 01:08:57,320 --> 01:08:58,320 with an unregistered business being in additional violation 1523 01:08:58,410 --> 01:08:59,870 of Article 11 of the Money Lending Business Act. 1524 01:08:59,930 --> 01:09:01,320 Conducting business without a fixed telephone line 1525 01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:03,350 is in violation of Article 15(1)(iii) of the Money Lending Business Act. 1526 01:09:03,500 --> 01:09:04,930 In the Penal Code, we have kidnapping for profit, 1527 01:09:05,060 --> 01:09:06,660 unlawful confinement, extortion. 1528 01:09:06,740 --> 01:09:09,000 Being backed by yakuza is irrelevant. 1529 01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:10,060 If this goes to trial, 1530 01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:13,710 you'll be the one hit with devastating damages. 1531 01:09:13,930 --> 01:09:15,880 Wh-What are you, a lawyer?! 1532 01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:16,230 Compendium of Japanese Law 1533 01:09:16,230 --> 01:09:17,970 Ancient history. 1534 01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:20,130 One of my contemporaries and rivals 1535 01:09:20,300 --> 01:09:22,390 was a real trial whiz with this stuff. 1536 01:09:22,460 --> 01:09:24,060 A lot's happened between us, 1537 01:09:24,230 --> 01:09:26,350 but I could bring him in if you'd like. 1538 01:09:26,580 --> 01:09:29,980 Futoshi... What a background! 1539 01:09:30,230 --> 01:09:31,900 All this is to say that 1540 01:09:31,980 --> 01:09:35,280 legal or illegal, you don't have a leg to stand on. 1541 01:09:35,340 --> 01:09:38,150 Now, we could send you to the very depths of hell... 1542 01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:41,000 or you could leave that pub alone. 1543 01:09:43,780 --> 01:09:44,960 Get outta here. 1544 01:09:45,150 --> 01:09:46,890 Don't let me see your face again. 1545 01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:50,210 Mom! 1546 01:09:50,430 --> 01:09:51,710 Hotaru! 1547 01:09:51,810 --> 01:09:52,840 Mom... 1548 01:09:53,420 --> 01:09:54,880 It's going to be all right. 1549 01:09:55,050 --> 01:09:57,370 They won't ever bother you again. 1550 01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:01,560 Thank you so much... I can't thank you enough... 1551 01:10:06,350 --> 01:10:08,690 I-I'm sorry. 1552 01:10:08,980 --> 01:10:11,230 I'm just so relieved that I—I'm weak in the knees. 1553 01:10:11,330 --> 01:10:13,610 Please, let me rest here for a moment. 1554 01:10:13,860 --> 01:10:17,390 O-Of course! I'll stay with you through the night! 1555 01:10:17,610 --> 01:10:21,830 You four call a cab and get Hotaru home first. 1556 01:10:22,270 --> 01:10:24,990 I'll bring Azusa by later! 1557 01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:27,660 He does nothing, and he gets the prize... 1558 01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:30,340 Suck it up—this is still enemy territory. 1559 01:10:30,540 --> 01:10:33,120 He's still qualified to protect her here. 1560 01:10:34,410 --> 01:10:35,580 Yeah, but... 1561 01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:37,500 What about us? 1562 01:10:37,660 --> 01:10:40,960 We can still be pretty damn useful to people. 1563 01:10:41,190 --> 01:10:43,800 Maybe... a career change. 1564 01:10:44,010 --> 01:10:48,060 If we four get together, we might be able to do some good. 1565 01:10:49,370 --> 01:10:51,610 Your ride will be here soon. 1566 01:10:51,900 --> 01:10:54,650 Right... thank you. 1567 01:10:54,900 --> 01:10:59,020 To think you would all come—and Hotaru, too. 1568 01:10:59,290 --> 01:11:01,960 You've got a great daughter there. 1569 01:11:02,390 --> 01:11:06,030 Always putting others' happiness before her own. 1570 01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:09,250 Yes, you're all such good people. 1571 01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:10,840 Which is how... 1572 01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:13,670 my plan almost went awry. 1573 01:11:22,170 --> 01:11:23,860 What's wrong, Hotaru? 1574 01:11:24,230 --> 01:11:27,740 Nothing. Just thought I heard something, that's all. 1575 01:11:30,470 --> 01:11:34,020 That... that should have exploded! 1576 01:11:34,370 --> 01:11:39,320 Too bad. My tentacles are faster than blast waves. 1577 01:11:39,700 --> 01:11:41,460 I collected the waves and the sound and all the debris 1578 01:11:41,650 --> 01:11:43,650 before the blast wave could send it flying, 1579 01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:45,740 fused it, welded it, glued it, casted it— 1580 01:11:45,910 --> 01:11:48,340 and voilà: Good as new! 1581 01:11:50,330 --> 01:11:54,210 I-I heard you were fast, but... that fast? 1582 01:11:54,670 --> 01:11:57,540 True, I can't handle a surprise attack completely, 1583 01:11:58,010 --> 01:12:01,340 but this time I was fully prepared. 1584 01:12:01,750 --> 01:12:04,420 That's why I sent them away first, too: to clear the decks 1585 01:12:04,500 --> 01:12:07,710 and let your assassination proceed as planned. 1586 01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:09,930 When did you notice? 1587 01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:11,260 Right from the start. 1588 01:12:11,450 --> 01:12:14,230 The first time I came to your pub. 1589 01:12:14,420 --> 01:12:18,230 Wha—hey, octopus! How'd you find this place?! 1590 01:12:18,550 --> 01:12:22,480 I saw mournful bloodlust burning in your eyes. 1591 01:12:22,850 --> 01:12:26,490 One of my students had those same eyes. 1592 01:12:27,030 --> 01:12:30,700 There was a time he didn't know to value himself, either. 1593 01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:34,460 And just like you, he wound up in a suicide attack. 1594 01:12:35,180 --> 01:12:40,000 They said... I had no more than three years to live. 1595 01:12:40,380 --> 01:12:43,460 A malignant brain tumor. Inoperable. 1596 01:12:43,990 --> 01:12:46,840 Losing my eyesight was just an early symptom. 1597 01:12:47,110 --> 01:12:50,140 In a year or two I won't even be able to walk anymore. 1598 01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:54,430 If I die, Hotaru will be left entirely adrift. 1599 01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:59,550 And that's when you heard them talking about me. 1600 01:12:59,860 --> 01:13:00,860 Yes. 1601 01:13:01,220 --> 01:13:04,440 I knew right away that was no play script, at least. 1602 01:13:05,310 --> 01:13:08,820 Hotaru's gotten so responsible lately, too. 1603 01:13:09,220 --> 01:13:10,990 If I could leave her some money... 1604 01:13:11,170 --> 01:13:13,870 she should be able to make it on her own. 1605 01:13:14,540 --> 01:13:16,590 So I got the life insurance 1606 01:13:16,750 --> 01:13:18,670 that the loan shark recommended, 1607 01:13:19,050 --> 01:13:21,120 stole an explosive from Mario, 1608 01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:23,720 and left a letter on my desk 1609 01:13:23,890 --> 01:13:26,630 hinting that I knew about the bounty. 1610 01:13:26,710 --> 01:13:27,920 So— 1611 01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:32,260 Either way, Hotaru would have plenty of money. 1612 01:13:32,420 --> 01:13:35,260 A wager with very good odds, I'd say. 1613 01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:37,640 If I came to help, you'd take me down; 1614 01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:39,770 otherwise, you'd take the loan shark and the promissory note 1615 01:13:39,850 --> 01:13:41,430 with you in the explosion. 1616 01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:42,610 However! 1617 01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:45,190 You're a fine assassin yourself, 1618 01:13:45,270 --> 01:13:47,080 seeing that you came to kill me. 1619 01:13:47,250 --> 01:13:49,740 And you're prepared for retribution? 1620 01:13:50,180 --> 01:13:51,250 I am. 1621 01:13:51,530 --> 01:13:55,210 I've done a terrible thing, so do with me what you will. 1622 01:13:55,450 --> 01:13:59,830 I can't afford to be gentle. This will hurt. 1623 01:14:00,250 --> 01:14:01,400 All right. 1624 01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:11,320 That student who tried the suicide attack— 1625 01:14:11,510 --> 01:14:13,350 he looks like Hotaru. 1626 01:14:13,710 --> 01:14:16,640 They, and you, have selfless personalities, 1627 01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:19,740 cherishing others over themselves. 1628 01:14:20,530 --> 01:14:24,540 If you kill yourself for Hotaru's sake... 1629 01:14:25,030 --> 01:14:28,570 she'll go on to follow your example in life. 1630 01:14:29,130 --> 01:14:30,450 She'd grow up to be 1631 01:14:30,630 --> 01:14:33,780 someone who's quick to use her life for others. 1632 01:14:34,140 --> 01:14:35,540 Educationally speaking... 1633 01:14:35,740 --> 01:14:37,370 that's no good! 1634 01:14:49,340 --> 01:14:50,670 I... 1635 01:14:51,840 --> 01:14:53,080 I can see! 1636 01:14:53,790 --> 01:14:56,390 I could tell right away that you had a tumor, 1637 01:14:56,460 --> 01:14:58,180 after a little observation. 1638 01:14:58,280 --> 01:15:01,020 I ran a brain scan during our hug, 1639 01:15:01,100 --> 01:15:04,150 then used that to work up an extraction plan. 1640 01:15:04,470 --> 01:15:08,020 He pays back his killer... by taking care of her? 1641 01:15:08,350 --> 01:15:11,900 I perfected my surgical skills while teaching, 1642 01:15:12,270 --> 01:15:15,010 so I could protect the students I inherited 1643 01:15:15,210 --> 01:15:17,410 from this one woman— to the very end. 1644 01:15:17,930 --> 01:15:19,190 Why go to such lengths? 1645 01:15:19,390 --> 01:15:23,040 You're too selfless when it comes to education. 1646 01:15:23,590 --> 01:15:24,670 Or maybe... 1647 01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:27,210 you're killing who you are and devoting yourself 1648 01:15:27,300 --> 01:15:29,530 to being a teacher for that same woman? 1649 01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:32,920 Up till yesterday, you saw who I was. 1650 01:15:33,340 --> 01:15:36,750 Did I seem like someone who was killing myself? 1651 01:15:40,950 --> 01:15:45,040 No. You were free and easy and did what you liked. 1652 01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:48,020 Winter break will be over soon, 1653 01:15:48,210 --> 01:15:50,730 and I'll be going back to that classroom. 1654 01:15:51,510 --> 01:15:54,650 I've lived my life for all it's worth. 1655 01:15:55,160 --> 01:15:57,160 No matter what this graduation looks like, 1656 01:15:57,260 --> 01:15:58,490 I'll regret nothing. 1657 01:15:58,930 --> 01:16:01,120 My students are also moving forward, 1658 01:16:01,190 --> 01:16:02,750 with all their might. 1659 01:16:02,830 --> 01:16:06,370 You and Hotaru need to live life to the fullest, too, 1660 01:16:06,590 --> 01:16:10,210 Please don't forget that you both have value as well. 1661 01:16:10,780 --> 01:16:14,390 But how can I have value 1662 01:16:14,760 --> 01:16:17,470 when I tried to make money with a crime? 1663 01:16:18,220 --> 01:16:20,850 Take a look with your newly-sighted eyes. 1664 01:16:21,180 --> 01:16:24,260 All those men? They don't think you're worthless. 1665 01:16:24,590 --> 01:16:28,900 You're free to choose whomever and flirt however you wish. 1666 01:16:29,730 --> 01:16:32,860 I won't turn that bad. 1667 01:16:33,530 --> 01:16:37,060 But I did manage to see everyone's faces. 1668 01:16:37,460 --> 01:16:40,620 That alone makes me glad I'm alive. 1669 01:16:41,010 --> 01:16:43,050 Thank you so much, Mr. Octopus. 1670 01:16:43,310 --> 01:16:47,620 No, thank you. You made my grown-up time quite enjoyable. 1671 01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:51,250 Hey, octopus, get away from Azusa! 1672 01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:52,550 And put your disguise back on! 1673 01:16:52,730 --> 01:16:54,400 Get in, quick! 1674 01:16:56,590 --> 01:16:58,190 It wasn't long afterward 1675 01:16:58,660 --> 01:17:01,140 that Mr. Octopus stopped coming to the pub. 1676 01:17:02,010 --> 01:17:05,140 I'm sure he's preoccupied. 1677 01:17:05,570 --> 01:17:07,820 For the sake of what he most wants to do. 1678 01:17:10,150 --> 01:17:12,410 If I were a student with a teacher like that... 1679 01:17:12,780 --> 01:17:16,830 I bet we'd all discover our own places to be. 1680 01:17:19,660 --> 01:17:20,570 Bow! 1681 01:17:20,660 --> 01:17:22,360 Good morning! 1682 01:17:22,670 --> 01:17:24,790 Yes, good morning to you. 1683 01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:33,920 You know, I keep going to this one café. 1684 01:17:34,100 --> 01:17:37,830 Chalk it up to old habits dying hard. 1685 01:17:38,010 --> 01:17:40,360 Ah, Nagisa, so close! 1686 01:17:40,860 --> 01:17:43,430 But you must keep assassination in your hearts 1687 01:17:43,510 --> 01:17:44,890 at all times, class. 1688 01:17:45,060 --> 01:17:49,390 Full marks! Come on, now: I won't run and I won't hide! 1689 01:17:49,620 --> 01:17:52,440 But I also won't go down without a fight. 1690 01:17:52,520 --> 01:17:53,650 Say "cheese"! 1691 01:18:09,660 --> 01:18:11,290 Even with this wave attack— 1692 01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:16,340 Slithery as always! 1693 01:18:16,940 --> 01:18:20,090 After all, I am your unkillable teacher! 1694 01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:22,640 Why, you! 1695 01:18:22,720 --> 01:18:23,720 You octopus! 1696 01:18:23,850 --> 01:18:25,220 Koro Sensei! 1697 01:18:42,990 --> 01:18:44,100 Nagisa! 1698 01:18:44,490 --> 01:18:45,490 Karma! 1699 01:18:45,990 --> 01:18:48,670 I do think I've changed here, too. 1700 01:18:49,060 --> 01:18:51,870 We're not the outcasts we used to be. 1701 01:18:53,620 --> 01:18:56,040 I don't want this to be summed up in a lame word 1702 01:18:56,140 --> 01:18:57,630 like "growth," though. 1703 01:18:58,130 --> 01:19:02,100 We have such conviction, intent on killing our teacher. 1704 01:19:02,690 --> 01:19:06,150 He never gave up on us, not till the very end. 1705 01:19:06,370 --> 01:19:08,180 That's pretty great. 1706 01:19:08,260 --> 01:19:09,310 And that's why... 1707 01:19:09,390 --> 01:19:10,760 we return the favor! 1708 01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:13,810 We might not get there today, 1709 01:19:13,910 --> 01:19:16,360 but tomorrow, or the day after... 1710 01:19:16,860 --> 01:19:20,230 we will hit our target! 1711 01:19:20,510 --> 01:19:24,160 I do hope you can kill me— before graduation, that is. 1712 01:19:24,510 --> 01:19:26,840 We will graduate— from this room, 1713 01:19:27,230 --> 01:19:30,210 from Class 3-E... 1714 01:19:31,810 --> 01:19:33,390 from this assassination classroom! 1715 01:25:33,060 --> 01:25:34,490 Long time no see! 1716 01:25:36,820 --> 01:25:38,800 Sorry I'm late, gang! 1717 01:25:38,940 --> 01:25:41,380 There you are. Nagisa's the last one! 1718 01:25:42,680 --> 01:25:46,000 Well, if it isn't Nagisa! You haven't changed a bit! 1719 01:25:46,100 --> 01:25:49,060 No one's really changed much at all. 1720 01:25:49,260 --> 01:25:52,860 I'm surprised by how many of us made it. 1721 01:25:54,820 --> 01:25:57,760 Feels like that octopus ain't too far away, either. 1722 01:25:58,080 --> 01:25:59,680 Say, Terasaka, 1723 01:25:59,840 --> 01:26:01,940 didn't you get a little round these past ten years? 1724 01:26:02,080 --> 01:26:05,340 Tch. You're still the same old Karma. 1725 01:26:05,540 --> 01:26:08,940 You think? I think I've grown up a lot. 1726 01:26:09,280 --> 01:26:10,840 I'm a civil servant, you know. 1727 01:26:11,060 --> 01:26:12,980 Yeah, still the same old Karma. 1728 01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:16,740 Okay, time for a photo! 1729 01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:20,080 Here goes... 1730 01:26:25,460 --> 01:26:28,240 It's been ten years, Koro Sensei. 125568

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