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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,660 You think I had a daughter? 2 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:04,220 You've been in there for like an hour. 3 00:00:04,540 --> 00:00:05,499 Come on. 4 00:00:05,500 --> 00:00:08,140 Mom, what are you complaining about? Just take a shower. What am I 5 00:00:08,140 --> 00:00:12,780 complaining about? You know, you have the... What happened to my lawn? 6 00:00:13,660 --> 00:00:17,340 There is trash everywhere and it definitely did not get mowed. 7 00:00:17,660 --> 00:00:20,300 Beer cans and bottles are everywhere. 8 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:24,320 I'll do it tomorrow, Mom. No, no, no, no. There is no tomorrow. 9 00:00:25,700 --> 00:00:28,560 No tomorrow. I've had it. I've had it. 10 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,400 I don't have time for this. I really don't. 11 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,520 Can you give me the towel, Mom? 12 00:00:34,820 --> 00:00:36,700 Get your own damn towel. 13 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:40,440 Jesus, you're in this bathroom. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, 14 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:42,340 no, listen, listen. 15 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:43,740 Another thing. Look. 16 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,460 Look at this. What? How many of you were here today? 17 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:47,680 Just a couple of us. 18 00:00:48,300 --> 00:00:50,620 Can you hit the toilet? 19 00:00:50,940 --> 00:00:51,940 Mom, seriously. 20 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,520 Seriously. What if I... 21 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,160 I had to sit in it. It's the little drill I'm for. I'll clean it up later. 22 00:00:57,340 --> 00:01:00,320 No. Why must you direct it? Look. 23 00:01:01,780 --> 00:01:02,780 Watch. Watch. 24 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:04,980 No. Come here. Come here. 25 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:06,920 Apparently you weren't taught well. 26 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:09,000 See? Hold it. 27 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:10,320 Aim. 28 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:11,680 Fire. Really, Mom? 29 00:01:12,780 --> 00:01:14,040 Really? Really. 30 00:01:14,460 --> 00:01:15,980 Can you let go of my dick, please? 31 00:01:17,740 --> 00:01:20,320 Well, yes, but no. We're teaching you something. 32 00:01:20,540 --> 00:01:23,560 Mom, I'm a grown man. I can pee in this hole. You're not a grown man. 33 00:01:24,030 --> 00:01:25,150 You're not a grown man. 34 00:01:25,370 --> 00:01:30,270 If you were, we wouldn't be having this conversation about urine on my floor. 35 00:01:30,730 --> 00:01:31,830 I'll clean it up. I promise. 36 00:01:32,410 --> 00:01:34,550 Why don't you, like, not do it? 37 00:01:34,830 --> 00:01:36,170 It was an accident, Mom. 38 00:01:36,390 --> 00:01:38,710 I didn't mean to do it. You don't need to touch my dick. It's weird. 39 00:01:39,210 --> 00:01:40,810 My dick? 40 00:01:41,190 --> 00:01:44,090 It's my dick, Mom. Mine. All mine. You start paying rent. 41 00:01:44,430 --> 00:01:45,750 But, Mom. Mine. 42 00:01:45,950 --> 00:01:47,370 Mom, what are you doing? Mine. 43 00:01:47,730 --> 00:01:48,990 Mom, this is weird. 44 00:01:49,230 --> 00:01:50,230 This is mine. 45 00:01:50,650 --> 00:01:51,650 Mom, it's kind of weird. 46 00:01:51,730 --> 00:01:53,680 Mine. I'm going to show you weird. 47 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:56,160 This is mine. 48 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:57,860 What are you doing, Mom? This is mine. 49 00:01:59,300 --> 00:02:02,900 Mine. Say, this is mine. This is my mommy's. 50 00:02:03,580 --> 00:02:05,920 My mommy's. That feels kind of good. 51 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:09,800 My mom's. That's my mom's. I'm going to clean the yard. I'm going to clean the 52 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,500 yard. And I'm going to take out the trash. 53 00:02:11,820 --> 00:02:12,820 I'm going to take out the trash. 54 00:02:13,020 --> 00:02:16,660 And whatever else my mom wants to do. The dishes. 55 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:19,920 I'm definitely not going to pee on the floor again. That's for sure. Definitely 56 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:20,920 not. 57 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:32,180 You know, you owe this to your mother. I know. I'm sorry. 58 00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:36,580 You know how hard it is for me. 59 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:55,960 You're such a bad boy. 60 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:57,960 You're just like your 61 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:11,000 Do what I tell you to do. 62 00:04:16,399 --> 00:04:17,399 I'm serious. 63 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:27,800 No more questioning your mother? 64 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:29,120 Never again, Mom. 65 00:04:29,180 --> 00:04:31,100 You gonna do what she tells you? Always. 66 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:06,110 she put me under. I'm sorry, Mom. 67 00:05:08,370 --> 00:05:09,970 You have no idea. 68 00:05:12,550 --> 00:05:16,830 I worked so hard at the office and I have to come home to you. 69 00:06:45,450 --> 00:06:47,910 and, you know, don't just roar on it all over. 70 00:06:48,170 --> 00:06:49,170 I'll do it, Mom. 71 00:06:51,070 --> 00:06:52,550 This is so relaxing. 72 00:06:59,130 --> 00:06:59,890 No more 73 00:06:59,890 --> 00:07:10,290 disrespecting 74 00:07:10,290 --> 00:07:11,390 me. Never again, Mom. 75 00:07:12,190 --> 00:07:14,250 You keep those mangy-ass... 5139

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