All language subtitles for teenage.sex.and.death.at.camp.miasma.2026gsp

Muffins are just so good.

I'm going to figure out the rest. What?

What am I supposed to eat? Muffins all
the time? That's all I'm going to do.

Hold on.

Are you okay?

Deserves a quiet night.

The photograph on the candle taking is

gold.

Turned around at once.

So the wind chills.

And the street light reveals the
picture.

They cannot see me.

Please take away.

Please take away.

I just got into town and I'm meeting
Billy tomorrow.

She wants to kiss me dead, but I'll
probably just like crap at a hotel for a

night and then head back to the city
Thursday.

Good. Wouldn't want you marooned out in
the wilderness with Norma Desmond from

Sunset Boulevard.

She's not Norma Desmond from Sunset
Boulevard.

Didn't you say she's a recluse?

No, I mean, yeah, she's reclusive, but
she seems like totally with it. She just

hasn't acted in a while.

It's going to help you crack the reboot.

Can you just drop a pin for me when you
get there, okay?

And watch out for any rusty nails left
flying around.

Yes!

I have a sweet heart in me, Julie.

Anyway, what are you up to tonight? I'm
going to a poetry reading with Thor,

that bisexual king I've been seeing.

Hi to Thor.

Hi from Chris.

Oh. What up, Chris?

Thor says, what up?

Oh, my God.

You'll never guess what they're selling
at this gas station.

Methamphetamines.

Illegal firearms.

Confederate flag decals for the backs of
various pickup trucks.

No, can't be as a part six.

Part six.

Like your hair, by the way? Not the one
with the faces and the skin wall.

No, no, it's the one after that where
they try to, like, voice correct back to

basic. It's actually pretty good. I have

you

in for one night.

Is that correct?

Yeah.

And I was just wondering, do you have
any rooms with DVD players?

DVD?

Like, if I wanted to watch this.

Oh my gosh, yes.

I'm in that movie.

What? Yeah, they shot it at the Haunted
Summer Camp about 20 miles up the hill,

Camp Kimberley.

They film around here and they cast some
locals and parts, you know, to save

money.

Yeah, I actually thought you looked
familiar.

You know, I think I do have a DVD player
or two around here.

I'll just go look for them.

Come on, I thought you wanted to go
skinny a bit.

Yeah.

I mean, I don't know. It's July, Megan.
The water's warm even at night. No, it's

not that. It just... Isn't this that
defunct sleepaway camp those teenagers

got murdered all those years ago?

by that pervert in the ceiling vent
hole.

Oh, you scared a little dove.

Scared he's gonna take his big rusty
spear and penetrate you?

Anyway, that was years ago.

That freak has been dead for hours. How
many years?

How many aspens are opening this year?

Come on.

The water's gonna feel so good on your
body.

I promise.

It's over now.

He's dead.

Forever.

This time.

No.

Never over.

Don't you understand?

He's still down there.

At the bottom of the lake. He's still
hungry.

I'm almost to Billy's house, but have
you ever done GPS where it's just

coordinates, like numbers? Because she
just gave me numbers.

Great. Yeah, that's great.

So listen, I just got a text from Tracy.
They want you to be with the head of the

studio on Friday. Can you do Friday?

Okay, I'm going to confirm. And
remember, for the origin story, they're

looking for Elevated, a.k.a.

Woke. So, oh, I'm getting another call.
Bye.

Turn right onto Frog Hallow Road.

Continue for 1,000 feet.

There's no road.

In 500 feet, the destination is on your
right.

Return to the route.

What route? Return to the route.

Thank you.

I feel like they're about the future.
I'm scared.

Hi.

I'm Billy Bradley.

You must be the writer-director.

Yeah, hi.

You came out of nowhere. I didn't know
you were in here.

I'm hungry.

I saw you in a woman that killed you.

It's only fair, right?

You've already seen me.

kind of away from me i suddenly realized
that i didn't have any food for dinner

so i had to do an emergency takeout run
the options around here as you can

imagine are not that well good so i hope
you like fried chicken

oh shoot i should have asked but you're
not vegan or something are you

gluten-free that's big right now huh

I love fried chicken.

Good.

Right answer. I like fried chicken too.

Now if it gets too real...

You can always turn it off.

That was promotional.

For the whole video release.

But I kind of liked it. Sorry, I didn't
mean to. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I wasn't here when you showed
up. No, that's amazing.

I didn't realize that you... Yeah, how
did you choose

to live at the abandoned sleepaway camp
from the first Miasma film?

Well, isn't that obvious?

And if you've seen his movies, you know.

Always comes back.

Oh, my God. You

thought that I was some crazy lady. I
saw it on your face. You thought I was a

full bugs under the skin recluse crazy
lady.

Like, what's her name?

From Sunset Boulevard? I know who you're
talking about.

Yeah, I can't remember her name.

Anyway, a real estate agent showed me
the old camp.

I thought it was sort of morbidly
fitting, you know? The first movie

really left its mark on me, and I needed
to get away from reality.

I liked the seclusion, the vastness of
it all.

I can work on my paintings in peace and
nobody bothers me.

Guess I bought myself a private
alternate universe.

I totally get that desire.

Speaking of desire.

Do you like dipping sauce?

I love dipping sauce.

I love dipping sauce too.

So, Chris, here you are in my home
eating chicken.

Why don't you tell me about yourself?

Oh, God.

I don't know. I mean, I'm sitting here
in silly Presley. I don't want to talk

about myself.

Now, don't flatter me. No, I'm not
trying to flatter you.

But, okay, well, yeah.

Well, I'm a filmmaker, but you know
that.

My work explores the intersection of...

queerness and cultural depictions of
monstrosity. I made my first feature a

couple years ago for like $6.

I saw it.

You saw Joy's song?

Yeah. I had to drive into town to get
enough Wi-Fi to rent it, but yeah, I saw

it. I did my research.

What did you think of it?

Well, um... Oh, you hated it. No, I
didn't hate it.

Well, you remade Psycho from the
perspective of the shower curtain.

That was only the last third.

It's a meta commentary on the gender
trouble inherent to the slasher genre.

Or is it just generations at all?

Anyway, yeah, audiences mostly didn't
get either, but enough critics liked it

that it opened some doors for me in
Hollywood, and that's kind of where this

whole opportunity came from.

To remake Can't Land.

Yeah, which, like, on the surface is,
like, a weird...

career move for me, but they got it all
figured out.

What they don't know is that the
original cameo was basically like my

queer awakening.

I'm going to beat Hollywood in its own
game.

The execs all butter you up. They tell
you your perspective is so fresh.

They call you the voice of a generation,
but I know the real reason they were

willing to give me the keys to this
franchise.

It's zombie IP.

They need me to resurrect it.

I guess a little death has been killed
so many times you could think of them as

a zombie.

No, no, no, not a zombie movie, zombie
IP.

Yeah, the IP itself is undead and too
problematic to reboot because of woke,

which in Hollywood right now is a really
big problem because intellectual

property from decades ago is basically
the only thing anyone's willing to spend

money on anymore, what with the
capitalism being so late and all.

And look, every long-running franchise
has skeletons in its closet. I mean,

James Bond...

literally assaults women in Goldfinger
and Thunderball. And Mickey Mouse did

blackface that one time. Mickey did
that? So what does a studio do when

there's easy money just waiting to be
made on a movie franchise, just sitting

there dormant, but it's one as blatantly
transphobic as can't be asked?

They hire a queer person to paper over
the ugliness, give Little Death a more

tragic backstory, weave in some
perfunctory message about gender,

trauma, being yourself against all odds.
Bam.

zombie IP resurrected, sure, we'll just
get paid.

Chris, I didn't ask you about your work.

I asked about you.

I want you to tell me about yourself.

Sorry.

I have a tendency to get kind of fired
up about that stuff.

Sometimes I kind of think I am my work.

Well, I'm sure that's not true.

Okay. Let's see.

Well, I'm 29.

I grew up in the suburb, but I haven't
really talked to my family

since shortly after I came out. I use
she, they pronouns.

Are you married?

No. God, no.

No. No, I'm poly.

What's poly?

Like polyamorous.

Oh, I don't know, Polly.

Yeah, basically, I have a partner, and
then my partner has another partner,

too. Oh, kind of like cheating.

Yeah.

Yeah, but with game nights where you
have to hang out with bisexual guys,

maybe. You don't sound too excited about
it.

No, I am. I am. I just, I don't know.
All that stuff has just kind of always

been in the background for me.

Sex or whatever.

I mean, I love my partner, really, I do,
and I want their needs to be met. But

just for me, sex has always felt like
kind of a distraction.

My primary partner tends to be my work.

I'm noticing a trend.

Yeah.

I guess love, sex, all that stuff, if
it's ever been.

Easy for me.

Sometimes I think my art is like a place
for me to hide from all that.

Well, like this canvas for me.

It's your own private alternate
universe.

But when I was younger, sex was
stressful for me too.

I created some kind of a block around
it.

That I couldn't quite hang.

Exactly.

I had to find a way to get out of my
head.

And this helped.

No, you're good.

No, I mean, I'm sorry about bringing all
this up. We shouldn't be talking about

my sex life. We're going to do that.

Why not?

Because it's weird.

It's a work meeting, and I want to be,
like, me too-ish.

Me too-y.

Honey, I auditioned for the Burnham.

You know who created that?

You know, Carolee.

Besides, this isn't a business meeting.

We're eating fried chicken and smoking
weed and talking about making art

together.

Okay, well, in that case, can I ask you
something personal?

Uh-huh.

Why'd you stop acting?

You had a few bit parts, and then you
started in the original, and then you

kind of just fell off the face of the
earth.

Well, they invited me back for the
sequel and the third one, too.

But I was pretty burned out.

After a while, they stopped calling.

I guess I just aged out.

Miss Presley, Billy, I just have to say
I am a lifelong fan, and I know we're

only just meeting, but I feel very, very
strongly about the potential of this

collaboration. It comes hard. I'm
serious.

I don't know how to explain it, but I
just know that being here is going to

help me crack the Mia story.

You know, I don't want to make another
dumb sequel in the Camp Miazma

franchise. I don't want to make a remake
of a remake of a remake. I want to make

something that feels fresh and new.

Like I said in my letter, I mean, to me,

the soul of Camp Miazma has always been
that.

Exactly.

That look has been seared into my memory
ever since I saw it on a VHS tape. I had

absolutely no business being able to
watch as an eight-year-old. If I capture

that look in your eye again three, five
years later, then I will have done my

job as a teacher.

I know.

I read your letter.

It's a good pitch.

I'm just not convinced that it'll work.

Why not? Because you talk about it so
academically.

And cat miasma, it wasn't about cultural

depictions of monstrosity or gender
trouble or any of that stuff.

It was about two very simple things.

Flesh and food.

I really appreciate you, yeah, taking
the time. And I'm sure our reps will be

in tension.

But hopefully we can work something out.
But obviously, you know, no worries if

one of us don't align.

Chris, you don't need to leave, you
know.

I made up the guest room upstairs.

That's very kind, but I should probably
get on with it. Well, it's a bit late to

drive, isn't it, especially in the
weather?

I don't want to impose any more than I
already have. It's not an imposition.

It's okay.

Chris.

Chris, I'm asking you to stay.

Is that an order?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's an order.

We can get to know each other.

We can watch my print of the first film
together.

You can tell me more about that look in
my eye.

Well, we have to be on the same page.

Can we get him?

Please.

It's more in her head than in her body.

She's got potential.

Hold on.

I didn't know what you wanted for
breakfast, so I got a variety pack from

Costco.

Look at that. Isn't that cute? You got
your frosted flakes and your Froot Loops

and your Cocoa Krispies. There's a
little something for everyone.

Something wrong? No.

Well, actually, yes.

Sorry, I'm just going to say this to you
and if it sounds weird. Is there...

Is there someone else in the house with
us right now?

What are you talking about? Last night
before I went to bed, I thought I heard

talking. It sounded like maybe you were
talking to someone else.

I don't think so.

As far as I know, it's just the two of
us here.

There was no one in your bedroom last
night?

Your dead taxidermied mom? Just like a
totally random example?

No.

Just the two of us.

If you don't believe me, you can go
look. No, I believe you.

No, I'm serious.

Go look. It's okay.

I must have been making it up. Go look.

Amazing. I mean, she's clearly the same
person from the asthma one, the final

girl, but she's so much more, too. Like,
she's weird and, like, sexy and tough,

but also, like, really funny, too. And
she's a stoner.

Oh, God.

I mean, it's amazing.

There is so much more to explore in her
that the first film barely even hinted

at. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I'm upset.

Tell the studio I'm upset.

You're still just thinking a cameo,
though, right? No, no.

It's her. I mean, the whole movie's
gotta be her. Did I tell you that she

literally lived at the abandoned
sleepaway camp from Miasma 1? You

mentioned that, yeah.

Come on.

Um, are we thinking of supporting roles?
Because I only set expectations with the

studio.

Beyonce. No, listen to me. You're not
hearing what I'm saying. She is the

lead, okay?

The final girl.

Again. Chris, taking over the Miasma
franchise is a really...

really big deal the studio is taking a
chance on you okay i know you love your

trivia but they're not gonna want to
build a franchise reboot around a 60

year old lady who doesn't even have a
wikipedia page no offense well what

about those new halloween movies those
made like a billion dollars that may

start a 60 year old lady or maybe never
mind those rumors aren't true

Billy Presley is not Jamie Lee Curtis.

She's not Nez Campbell.

She's not even... What's her name from
the first Nightmare on Elm Street movie?

Heather Langenkamp. Yeah, exactly. This
is a niche property, Chris.

Okay, how can I explain?

Can you tell me the name of the lead
actress from the Sleepaway Camp movie?

Talissa Rosen, the original and Hamlet's
first scene in the sequel.

Who, fun fact, is Bruce Springsteen's
sister.

There you go. I'd say in 2026, Billy
Presley has about as much star power as

Bruce Springsteen's sister.

Honestly, if I were putting money on it,
I bet they don't even know who she is.

Okay, but just focus on the origin
story. That's what this studio is eager

for you to crack, and then we'll be
closer to a green light.

Fine, whatever.

Well, how about Final Cut? Any word on
Final Cut?

Chris! We've talked about this. That's
not how this works.

Are you playing squash right now?

is such a stud.

Says our lady of Corduroy.

I can't even know.

Where is it that you are going?

Excuse me?

I said, where exactly is it that you
kids think you're going?

Um, we're the new counselors at the
sleepaway camp from the hill.

Camp My Asshole.

Nubile. Surely you'll wake him, won't
you? I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean...

You're doomed.

What do you think about what we're going
through? What do you think of virginity?

That means we're marooned until the
campers get here tomorrow.

All

right,

all right. Who's going to do the honors
this year?

The honors?

Yeah, who's telling the origin story?

The tale of little death?

Go for it, man. It's all I do.

It's very transphobic.

So, this was a long time ago.

A long time ago.

Before I was even a camper here myself.

But the counselors, they used to talk
about this one kid.

A real freak house.

Who never said a single word to anyone
all summer.

He had this special arrangement with the
camp.

To have one bed in the boys bunk.

And one bed in the girls' ballroom.

It was a great love behavior.

This kid, see, he was a boy.

He had a little wiener, so he had to be,
right?

But on certain days of the week, like it
was the most normal thing in the world,

he would pack up all his stuff and move
over to the girls' side of camp.

And then he would show up to swim
practice.

Get up and clean!

On Sundays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays, he
was a boy.

And the rest of the week, honest to God,
he was a little schizophrenic. I thought

he was a girl.

Major freak out more.

Us, the big parents, were even bigger
freak houses than him.

They were hermaphrodites.

They met at a mental hospital, killed
the guard, and escaped.

The mom dressed as a boy and the dad
dressed as a girl.

They raised their son to be a different
gender every day of the week until he

finally lost his mind too.

Easy bake, free cows.

Never had a chance.

Or free cows bake oven is what I meant
to say actually.

Eventually, there was an incident at
swim practice.

Some of the kids, they made the mistake
of teasing him, and he just went

ballistic.

So they drowned him.

I mean, they had to.

Parents covered it up so the kids
wouldn't get in trouble.

Can't be anything down for two.

Some people think that he's still down
there at the bottom of the lake.

That he's still hungry.

That he's waiting to rise from the dead.

Rise, little death.

Rise and take your revenge.

She's making brownies.

Did she shit her pants?

Dude.

It's just a joke.

All right, let's hear this story.

Can't be asked, but this is DJ and I'm
adjusting broadcasting all night long.

Let's get this party started with Anorak
Christmas by Sally Freak.

What's wrong?

I thought I saw someone out there
watching me. It was like I

sensed someone.

And then my perspective changed. It

was like I could see myself standing
here through

his eyes.

Who are you?

Little Beth?

I don't know.

Hey, hey.

You're shaking.

I think we need to get you inside.

I know a little spot.

I guess maybe I do.

I can't remember.

Holy crap!

Thank you.

It's not true.

Yeah.

yourself. So I can finally

Nothing stupid.

It's like a game we play.

It's just a way to mark time, you know?

Don't look at that. Don't look at that.

Shoot. The power just went out.

That happens sometimes.

I must have seen that movie a hundred
times.

I've never seen it like that.

Look in your eye.

I don't just want to watch it. I just
want to film it and put it in a movie.

I want to experience it too.

Out here, being all alone, there are
certain times when you just get

this feeling when it's really light and
really quiet.

When all of a sudden, you just know.

Do you ever get lonely though?

Living out here all alone in the middle
of nowhere?

Of course I can. I'll be great.

Billy.

Tell me what you like.

Whatever you want.

I'm in your hands.

But what do you like? How do you like to
be touched?

Do you have a choice?

It's okay. It's okay.

There's no bad at six.

There's no bad at three.

Oh, you're shaking. Let's get you warm.

I'll put some tea on the stove and we
can make some wars in the fireplace.

Would that be nice?

And easy for so many people, but for me,
I've just... I've never been able to

get there.

For some little sense, I'm really far
away. And my head just... Fully

someplace else.

I don't touch you.

I imagine

myself becoming

a character in the Basha film.

Mandy the Bookworm in part two or
Colleen in the other.

You work for, again, either you,

your character, the first movie, and

then...

I started off with an NPS myself.

This little death comes for me and...

I

don't feel... as alive.

Death's bouncing as I run for my life.

My nipples...

It's stupid.

And with such a mistake.

I think I saw too many movies as a kid
and it fucked me up real bad.

Do you think I'm disgusting?

Well, I think you're very sexy.

And have you wanted to come back with
me?

Cause it's all good to play.

And that's why he built this place.

If it gets too real.

Do you guys have Wi-Fi?

Hi.

Hi there. Sorry to be a few minutes
late.

Oh, no problem. We're actually... Still
waiting on Jeffrey, but he may be on

momentarily.

Right on.

Where are you right now, Chris?

I'm in the Pacific Northwest near
Canada.

I think I maybe mentioned, yeah, on our
last call. But, yeah, I got a meeting

with Billy Presley.

It's pretty exciting. I don't want to
conflict or anything, but I'm pretty

excited.

Hey, guys.

I'm here.

Jeffrey.

What? What, Jason?

Oh, I just got off with Jason's love
about the new Halloween

miniseries. Watch.

So Michael Myers, Mike Myers.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Anyway, we're so excited to hear about
our little sleepaway camp. Yeah.

Nothing coming along, Chris. Well, I was
just saying I have some pretty exciting

news.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that Billy Presley
is going to

sign on to join the project.

fan service.

Reddit is going to prematurely ejaculate
in their tight little jeans.

So true. Actually, I think we're all
just really excited to hear

about this origin story.

Yeah, I've actually been reworking it
over the past few days.

So, Lake Miette, that iconic lake,
viewers know so well. But

there's something viewers don't know
about what's lurking underneath the

water. A little bath?

No.

No?

No.

A hole.

A hole?

There is a hole.

At the bottom of the lake, where the
movies come from.

I'm going to translate someone.

Say it's a meta.

Yeah, meta.

Meta, like New Nightmare by Frightmaster
Wes Craven.

Nightmare by Frightmaster Wes Craven.

It's not meta.

Like New Nightmare by Frightmaster Wes
Craven.

Not meta.

Nightmare by Frightmaster Wes Craven. In
an allegory? It's real.

Okay? Like, actually real.

It's realer than this call.

It's not a movie. If anything, this is a
movie. You all are characters in a

movie. Okay?

Okay.

Listen to me. Listen to me.

There is a hole at the bottom of the
lake where the movies come from.

It has been there since before the first
movie. Okay? It has been there since

before the murders that inspired the
first movie.

Little cat.

in us that we made him when really he
made

us that we watch him when really he

watches us

him to scratch.

There's a lot to unpack there. Thank you
so much, Chris.

Let us circle up, and we will collect
our thoughts, and then we will get back

to you with notes.

Yes. Thank you, Tracy. Well said.

That was something else, but we'll be in
touch.

Whoa. Where exactly is it that you kids
think you're going?

Me? Do you mean me?

I'm a filmmaker.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm a filmmaker here from the big
city.

I'm here making a movie at the old
sleepaway camp up on the hill.

Oh.

Oh, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

This remains highly unfinished. I don't
like it at all.

Totally. Still sleeping out below and a
child like you.

So... young and nubile don't forget
nubile and nubile surely awaken for sure

for sure you're doomed like doomed
doomed doomed you're you're doomed

doomed

We got a slow one for all the lovers out
there tonight.

start to come through.

It's hard.

I didn't want to go with him that night.

But I told myself I had to.

That it was a ritual.

A rite of passage that everyone has to
go through.

I was 24.

I had 17.

And at the time, I lost my virginity.

The girls at camp told me how, when I
was just a camper.

But I never understood.

My head just got tired.

And then, that night, on that grimy
mattress,

with that irrelevant cream.

it to me I

was losing my virginity

and it was exactly as bad as I had
always imagined it would be

when he entered me I went far away in my
head

I tried to think about anything else I
tried to

Stop being myself there on the bed.

Just like in the movies when you see the
shot going back and forth,

real rapid like.

I was the watcher, and I was the one
being watched. And I was the killer,

leering and breathing hard.

And I was the victim, too, lying on the
bed with that look in my eye.

And then I lifted the spear, and at the
same time, I saw it from the bed,

looking up at it, and it was coming down
towards me.

And then I came.

the biggest one I ever had.

And I thought, why'd he make it feel
like that?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Is this going to be? Is this
the moment?

What should happen next?

You can't call me if you don't get too
much of a head start. So you really have

to run. I love that idea.

Do you want to push me or?

I'm a fan, obviously.

No offense, but I'm...

I got so worried when I didn't hear from
you.

Thor got a pickup truck.

We drove all day.

We're here to save you.

Babe, I think we might have just ran out
of gas.

Oh.

What up, Chris?

Oh, hey, babe. What's up?

I'm Thor.

What's your name?

Wow. God, there's so many trees out
here.

We totally get it, but we want it to be
a little bit more commercial, a little

bit more anthemic.

Jeffrey's just going to be about five
minutes.

Don't watch yourself.

Watch the movie.

This only happens for a little while.

You stay down and play.

Stay down and play.

It's Halloween.

Thank you.

Are you

happy?

Forget everything you know about Jolly
Ranchers. These are like their complete

own thing.

What is this thing with brands doing
gummies these days? You got your Airhead

gummies, your Lifesaver gummies, your
Jolly Rancher gummies, your Starburst

gummies. No money gummies. I mean, we're
living in the golden age of gum and

candy. I think we are.

But these are the best.

Oh, yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Trust me. All right.

Put them in the basket.

It's okay to feel the canister directly
from the pump?

Yeah,

no problem.

I like your guys' outfit.

Thanks. I like your hair.

He's still down there, you know, at the
bottom of the lake.

He's still hungry.

Can you feel it?

He'll be back soon.

To feed again.