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Brain teaser. I have two
coins, totaling 15 cents.
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One of them is not a
nickel. What are they?
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A dime and a nickel.
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No. I said one of them
is not a nickel.
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But the other one is.
I've heard that before.
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Okay.
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A man and his son get into a car
accident. They are rushed to the hospital.
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The doctor says, "there is no
way I can operate on this boy..."
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"Because he's my son." The
doctor is the boy's mother.
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A man is found hanging
from the ceiling...
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He stepped on a block of ice,
hung himself and the ice melted.
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A hunter...
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It's a polar bear, because
you're at the north pole.
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Damn it!
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Tell me what you did yesterday.
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Nothing.
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Nothing?
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Yeah, nothing. How was your day?
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I don't care
how your day was, Michael.
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Wow. Well, okay.
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I don't care how your
day was either, jan.
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I was just asking you
because you asked me.
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Why do you set me up like that?
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Tell me what you did yesterday.
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I worked.
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And then iwent home to my condo,
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and Carole came over
and we had sex.
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Is that what you want to hear?
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Never, ever, ever sleep
with your boss.
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I'm so lucky that jan and
I only got to second base.
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Hi, Pam.
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I'm great.
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So, Pam, I'd like you
to keep a log
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of everything Michael does,
hour-by-hour,
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so that we can analyze it
at corporate, okay?
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I don't know if I'm...
Thanks, Pam.
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It's weird. Jan used to treat
Michael like he was a 10-year old.
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But lately it's like he's five.
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So, you excited?
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Yeah.
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Very excited?
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Yes, I'm very excited.
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Extremely excited?
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Just very? That's cool.
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Ryan: I have spent a year here.
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And I have to commit orgetout
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so, Dwight's the top salesman
in the company
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and he's taking me
on my first sales call today.
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And, I'm excited.
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I am very excited.
Ryan hasn't made a sale yet.
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But more importantly,
he hasn't made an ally yet.
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Is he gonna be a slacker,
loser, wise-ass like Jim was,
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or is he gonna join the
Dwight army of champions?
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So, what if they're
not talking much?
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Then does it make sense to
kind of lead the conversation?
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You know, just till it gets to a point
where they are asking questions?
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So where is the sales office?
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When you are ready
to see the sales office,
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the sales office will
present itself to you.
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Yourjourney begins now.
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Hey.
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Jim: What?
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My chair's squeaking.
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Is it?
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You took my chair.
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No, I didn't.
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I took back the chair that you took
from me, but I didn't take your chair.
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When you get up, I'm just
gonna take it back anyway, so...
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So I guess I can't get up?
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Hey, coselli. The cos, cosby.
Hey, hey, hey!
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I love jell-o pudding pops.
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My son, Theo, loves
jell-o pudding pops, too.
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Do you know where we are, temp?
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I know where we're not.
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I hold in my hand
a beet seed. Take it.
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When you...
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Damn it.
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Hey, big tuna, can I
talk to you for a second?
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Sure.
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Can you stand up
and talk to me over there?
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That's it? That's what
you came up with?
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I am acting my heart out here.
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Really?
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Yeah, really.
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You asked for my help,
so I helped.
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Man on pa: Attention,
Scranton business park.
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There will be
complimentary pretzels
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available in the lobby
from now until 4:00,
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as a thank you
to our loyal tenants.
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Once a year,
they bring in a little cart,
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and they give away
free pretzels.
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It's really not a big deal.
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To some people it is.
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Productivity is important,
but how can I be productive,
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if I have this one little thing in
my brain that I cannot get out?
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And that one little thing
is a soft pretzel.
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So, I'm just gonna have
my soft pretzel,
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I'll get to work and
I'm gonna be super-productive.
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Look out for me!
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Oh, come on.
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And just as you have planted
your seed in the ground,
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I am going
to plant my seed in you.
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I don't think you know
what you're saying.
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It smells pretty bad,
doesn't it?
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Uh-huh.
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It's called bull crap and a client
can smell it from a mile away.
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Gotcha.
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Oh, hey, I forgot something
in my car. I'll be right back.
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Okay.
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Of course.
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Stanley: I wake up every
morning in a bed that's too small,
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drive my daughter to a school
that's too expensive.
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And then I go to work to a
job for which I get paid too little.
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But, on pretzel day...
Well, I like pretzel day.
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'Cause they were acting
all tough and everything,
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uh-huh.
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But what they were
rapping about was cupcakes
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and the chronicles of narnia.
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God, who invented
cupcakes, right?
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I don't know...
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I want to kill them.
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Hey, Phyllis,
what are you doing?
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I'm just saying hi to Bob.
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No, I think
you're cutting in line.
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Well, settle down, Scott.
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No, I'm not gonna settle down.
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No way. Uh-uh.
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Get in the back, please.
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Stanley: Boo!
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Michael: Boo!
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Backinhne. Thank you.
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That's right.
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What a pair of Marys.
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This is pretzel day.
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Hey, Dwight,
you're a great salesman.
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Can you teach me? Sure, Ryan.
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I'll make you kneel
in cow manure
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and I'll abandon you
in a beet field.
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Oh, that sounds great, Dwight.
I really appreciate that.
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Thank you so much. A mentor...
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Congratulations,
resourceful salesman.
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You have passed the second
challenge. Welcome to schrute farm!
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Love me, love me
say that you love me
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fool me, fool me
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stop.
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Go on and fool me
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love me, love me
say that you love me...
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This is not fair. It's gonna
be in my head all day. Please.
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Fool me, fool me
go on and fool me
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love me, love me
say that you love me
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this is not
a proportionate response.
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Fool me, fool me
go on and fool me
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I don't care about
anything but you
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whatever happened to those guys?
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Michael. No cuts.
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Oh, Pam, just the woman I'd
like to see. You read my mind...
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Great, I thought
you might want to
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use this time
to authorize some checks.
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I thought that maybe
you could wait in line
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for me while I go to
the bathroom?
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You're an angel.
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Hey, why don't you
just go up to your office
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and get some work done
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and I'll bring you a pretzel?
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Because I like them a certain
way and if it gets screwed up
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then this whole thing's blown.
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You know, I just think
that it's really important
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that you be productive today.
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Pam, productivity starts with
Patience and determination.
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I'll be back.
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It is time for your next test.
You have planted the beet seed.
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You have walked the long,
lonely walk of loneliness...
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Look, man,
I was in a frat in college,
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so I know what you're doing.
I get it.
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You know what your problem is?
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You know why
you haven't made any sales?
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'Cause you think
you know everything.
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You have to trust that
maybe there are other people
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that can teach you things.
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Are you ready to learn?
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Are you ready
for the final test?
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Yeah.
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Come on!
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Thank you.
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Hi, please tell me you have
a sweet pretzel left.
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We do. Thank god.
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And we have
18 different toppings.
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We have sweet glaze,
cinnamon sugar,
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chocolate, white chocolate,
fudge, m&ms,
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caramel dip, mint chip,
chocolate chip,
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marshmallows, nuts,
toffee nuts, coconut,
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peanut butter drizzle,
oreo, sprinkles,
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cotton candy bits
and powdered sugar.
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Is there any way that
you could do all of them?
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The works. You got it.
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All right! Thank you.
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Please be seated.
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What was that?
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Pay no attention to the spirits
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that haunt this hallowed ground.
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Is that your cousin mose?
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Yes.
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Mose is my cousin
and he lives here.
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He will always be
my best friend.
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Unless things go well
with Ryan today,
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in which case, I won't hang
out with mose so much anymore.
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What is the greatest danger
facing dunder Mifflin?
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Outsourcing and consolidation
of competition.
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Wrong. Flash floods.
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What is the true cause
of Robert Mifflin's suicide?
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Depression?
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Wrong. He hated himself.
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What is the Dharma initiative?
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I can't believe that Ryan is not
back yet. Where could they be?
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Sales take a long time.
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Oh, my god, I'm so worried.
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I'm sure dwightwill protect him.
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I don't know, Dwight's so weird.
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He's not weird,
he's just individualistic.
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No, he's a freak.
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You're a freak!
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Final question,
young Ryan Howard.
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What
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is Michael Scott's
greatest fear?
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Loneliness.
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Maybe women.
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Wrong.
He's not afraid of anything.
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Also, I would have
accepted snakes.
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Fear is what it's all about.
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You cannot sell
while undergoing fear.
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You need to vanquish fear!
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One must wrestle fear
to the ground.
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You will now wrestle
my cousin mose!
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No. Okay. It's over,
this is over. Okay?
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All right, wrestle him
to the ground!
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No. You're a freak.
No, just... it's the final...
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I'm not doing this anymore.
It's part of the challenge.
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Ttnsisover.goodbye. Ryan, dont_
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Ryan, you don't have to wrestle
him. Ryan, just get in the coffin.
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Ryan?
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Bye, Ryan.
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He seemed nice.
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Where are all the animals?
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Ryan, come on. I am sorry. I
am sorry. Mose is sorry, too.
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Look, he sent over a basket with
eggs and some fat-back bacon,
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and look, something he whittled.
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Are you still mad?
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It's just...
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Jim and I didn't get along
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and I didn't want it to be
that way again.
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You know,
I wanted us to be a team.
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An unstoppable team that
competed against other teams.
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Look, that's not
what I wanted, okay?
254
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I just wanted
to go on a sales call.
255
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Oh, screw gun, the sales call!
256
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,290
Kevin: Hey!
257
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:57,378
Mr. Coselli? Hey, hey, hey,
the cos. What's going on?
258
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Do we have a deal? Deal or
no deal? Let's make a deal.
259
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,217
So what is the deal?
260
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:07,096
Establish time frames. Keep the
phrase "real dollars" in their heads.
261
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,949
And always keep
the power in the conversation.
262
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,933
That's why you're losing them
on the cold calls.
263
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:13,269
'Cause you say the word
"please" too much.
264
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,354
Wait, can you go back...
265
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,522
Michael always says, "k-i-s-s."
266
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:20,610
"Keep it simple stupid," great
advice, hurts my feelings every time.
267
00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,213
Ryan: Okay, I'm going to
establish time frames.
268
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Good.
269
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,841
I'm gonna put everything
in terms of real dollars.
270
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:26,866
Right.
271
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,136
I'm gonna ask a lot of questions
that all have positive answers.
272
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,055
Then I can say, "that would be
better" or, "we would like that."
273
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,890
That sort of thing.
Exactly, yeah. That's good.
274
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,794
I am going to try
to be confident but not cocky.
275
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,170
Oh, hey everyone!
276
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:42,590
I am officially streamlining
the efficiency of this corporation.
277
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,133
Second, l_ second?
278
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,635
Yes, second, Toby.
279
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,053
Second, I am insisting
280
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,430
on increased accountability
from every single one of you.
281
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,182
Account... Michael,
what is going on?
282
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,642
And I will be taking questions.
283
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,328
Did you have
a lot of sugar today, Michael?
284
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:55,353
What's on your suit?
285
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:56,437
Caramel dip.
286
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,106
But, one question
at a time, please.
287
00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:00,566
Phyllis, Stanley,
I want you to switch desks.
288
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:03,152
I am going to re-organize
and restructure
289
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:06,239
the physical layout of the
office to maximize everything.
290
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,033
I think we're getting a lot done,
don't you, on paper at least?
291
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,928
And we are, after all,
a paper company, are we not?
292
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,912
Are we not? Are we not?
Are you with me?
293
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,747
Are you with me?
Thank you very much.
294
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,419
Ryan: They really didn't
like me.
295
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:22,713
Dwight: They did not. But they
didn't have to say it to your face.
296
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:26,134
I don't get it. I don't get
what I did wrong.
297
00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:29,387
Not everything's a lesson,
Ryan. Sometimes you just fail.
298
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:32,807
It's those online paperjerks.
The whole business is changing.
299
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:33,951
You know what?
They're gonna be screwed
300
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,643
once this whole Internet fad
is over.
301
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,564
What are you doing?
Oh, no, no, no!
302
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,567
Ryan! Yes!
303
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:46,863
Ryan the temp, yeah!
Come on! Come on!
304
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,031
Courtesy of dunder Mifflin!
305
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,284
Come on, drive!
306
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,452
You drive!
307
00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:59,333
Dundermifflin,
this is Pam. Oh, hi, Jim.
308
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,795
He's on a sales call.
309
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,755
No message?
310
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,300
Bye, Jim.
311
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:23,357
Temp! Temp! Temp!
312
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:28,488
Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! Yes!
313
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:32,408
Just think, that temp agency
could have sent you anywhere.
314
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,702
I think about that all the time.
315
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,039
Good night, Pam.
316
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,165
Night.
317
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,293
Hey, what time is it?
318
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:43,461
Twenty past five.
319
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:44,587
Am. Or P.M.?
320
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,048
Oh, good.
321
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:50,468
These came for you, contracts,
frank coselli.
322
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:53,679
Oh, coselli, with the jell-o.
323
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,098
This is a huge sale.
324
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,642
Yes, right, good.
325
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,270
Night, Michael.
326
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,438
Good night.
327
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,403
Dunder Mifflin.
328
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:10,530
Jim: Hey.
329
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:11,781
Oh, my god.
330
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,950
Hi.
331
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:17,787
I'm sorry, I forgot Kevin's
extension. It's a fantasy football thing.
332
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:19,848
And I was just gonna go
through the system
333
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,624
'cause I didn't think
you'd be there.
334
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,794
Why are you still there?
335
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,170
I had to work late.
336
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,924
Jan's making me keep a log of
everything Michael does all day.
337
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,552
Oh, wow!
338
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,847
Do you think you could
send me a copy of that?
339
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,474
Yeah, totally.
340
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:43,896
So...
341
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,565
Do you...
Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead.
342
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:46,691
No, I...
343
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,235
E verything's pretty much
the same here.
344
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:50,528
Oh, good.
345
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:51,737
A little different.
346
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,782
What time is it there?
347
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,493
What time is it here?
348
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,746
We're in the same time zone.
349
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:02,873
Yeah, right.
350
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,418
How far away
did you think we were?
351
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,587
I don't know. It felt far.
352
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:13,467
Yeah, I have a question for you.
353
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:14,552
What?
354
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:17,930
How many words per minute
does the average person type?
355
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,181
I type 90.
356
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:20,516
Shut up.
357
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,852
Mavis beacon
doesn't even type 90.
358
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,061
It's true.
359
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,646
Okay, I said "average."
360
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,940
Seventy? How many do you type?
361
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,151
Forget it. I was just
about to brag. Forget it.
362
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,402
Come on. Tell me.
363
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:32,612
No. No.
364
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,113
You have to tell me now.
365
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,281
Sixty-five.
366
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,326
Okay, no need to laugh.
367
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,495
No, that's respectable.
368
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:42,788
Respectable?
369
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:45,875
So, okay, I'm watching
the movie, by myself.
370
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,001
Right.
371
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:49,879
Because I just wanted
a relaxing evening at home.
372
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,297
Okay.
373
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,507
And I'm freaking out.
374
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:54,634
Yeah.
375
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,552
That movie is so scary. I know.
376
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,304
But I'm holding on
because I keep
377
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,348
waiting for Sandra bullock
to show up.
378
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:05,144
No way! How do you confuse
28 days with 28 days later?
379
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,562
Because I got it at blockbuster
380
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,290
and they don't put
the pictures on the box.
381
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,775
No, you're making this up.
382
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:12,693
Would I make that up?
383
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:13,819
Yes.
384
00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:17,990
Fancy new beesly would make
that up. New apartment, new stories...
385
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,618
Oh, yeah,
my fancy new apartment.
386
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:24,288
I have one bedroom,
one bathroom and a closet.
387
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,498
And how many kitchens?
388
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,832
I have one kitchen.
389
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:30,169
Well, you got totally
taken for a ride, beesly.
390
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,671
It's actually...
391
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,514
Most apartments
these days have like three...
392
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:35,341
Three kitchens?
393
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:36,467
Yes.
394
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:39,578
How are you gonna cook every
meal of the day in one kitchen?
395
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:41,430
Hey, Ryan, are you okay?
396
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,015
Pam? Yeah.
397
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:44,600
Yeah.
398
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:45,768
Pam?
399
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,230
Okay, bye!
400
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,732
Oh, yeah,
I should probably go, too...
401
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:52,983
Oh, no, I was...
402
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,235
I don't know what...
403
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:55,403
Do you have to go?
404
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:57,113
Yeah...
No, I should probably go, too.
405
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,197
Okay.
406
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,323
I mean...
407
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:00,408
Yeah.
408
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:01,575
Yeah.
409
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:05,329
Bye, Pam.
410
00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:07,248
Bye, Jim.
411
00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:39,947
Three hundred, sixty-four days
till the next pretzel day.
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