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I'm hungry.
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Movie Monday!
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The only cure I know for the
Monday blues is varsity blues.
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Let's go! Let's go,
let's go, let's go!
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Take a seat down there.
Second from the end.
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All right. Everybody here? Yes!
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Popcorn, anyone?
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Yes, please! Thank you.
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Anyone else?
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Pam: Movie Monday
started with training videos.
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But we went through those pretty
fast. Then we watched a medical video.
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Since then, it's been half-hour
installments of various movies,
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with the exception
of an episode of entourage,
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which Michael made us
watch six times.
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Entourage.
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Kevin? Would you like to do
the scenes from last week?
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Yes.
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Why him?
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Don't whine. Get the windows.
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Previously on varsity blues...
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Okay, Billy Bob got a head
injury, but coach made him play.
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So then Lance, he gets sacked
and he's out for the year.
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Hello?
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Not everyone approves
of movie Monday.
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I won't say who.
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I don't approve. I don't.
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Hello?
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Let's go after that title now.
Let's go, let's go!
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Let's go!
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Hi, jan. Hope you
brought the milk duds.
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How would a movie
increase productivity, Michael?
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How on earth would it do that?
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People work faster after.
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Magically?
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They have to, to make up for the
time they lost watching the movie.
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Do I need to hire
a babysitter for you, Michael?
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Kitchen.
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Some little 14-year old girl
whose job it is, is to limit...
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Michael is going
to get us all fired.
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You sat back and let him
play that dumb movie
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and now jan is peeved off and
we're all going to lose our jobs.
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That's not going to happen.
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You know she has it
out for him now!
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That's not his fault!
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He had to follow his heart.
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Ever since Michael
dumped jan for Carole,
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jan's been bitching out on him.
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Reject a woman, and she will never let it
go. One of the many defects of their kind.
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Also weak arms.
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Dwight, you should
be running this office.
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Michael would never let me.
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It's not up to Michael,
it's jan's call.
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Talk to her.
I could never do that.
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Fine! Sit back and do nothing
and let us all get fired.
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I know that Patience and loyalty
are good and virtuous traits,
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but sometimes I just think
you need to grow a pair.
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At the stamford branch, they all
play this world war ii videogame
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called call of duty.
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And they're all really into it.
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I'm told that it started
as a teambuilding exercise.
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Unfortunately,
I really suck at it.
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We didn't play many videogames
in Scranton.
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Instead, we'd do stuff like...
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Pam and I would sometimes hum
the same high-pitched note
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and try to get Dwight to make
an appointment with an ear doctor.
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And Pam called it pretendonitis.
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Hey, Kelly,
my stuffjust got here.
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Kelly: Oh! Oh, my god!
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Kelly really likes
to online shop.
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So, I felt like I wanted
some new clothes.
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I mean, I just... I wanted to...
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It's just, ifelt like it was time
to maybe, just get new clothes.
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Okay.
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I love it!
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Really? I don't know.
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No, you haven't even
tried it on yet. Try it on.
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Not at work. I'll try it on...
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Fashion show.
Fashion show at lunch!
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Fashion show,
fashion show at lunch.
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Fashion show! Fashion show!
Fashion show at lunch!
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Why did you do that?
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I'm just killing Germans
any way I can.
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We're on the German team.
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Shoot the British.
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Wait, are we playing teams?
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Yeah.
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Hello?
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Is this jan?
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Who is this?
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This is Dwight schrute.
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I am calling about
an extremely sensitive matter.
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You should talk to Michael
and he'll talk to me,
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and that way we don't have to
speak to each other.
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It's about Michael.
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What about him?
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I can't talk here.
It's too sensitive.
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It's not about
a surprise party, is it?
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No, but we should discuss that
another time.
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Look, I'm already an hour outside of
Scranton, Dwight, I'm not coming back.
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Pull over at exit 40.
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There is a Liz claiborne outlet.
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I know you like that store. Go
inside and shop until I can meet you.
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How do you know
I like that store?
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Many of your blouses
are claibornes.
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How do you know that?
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It's part of my job.
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No, it's not.
It's officially not.
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Noted.
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I'm going to the dentist.
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Okay.
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I have to have
an emergency crown put in.
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Yes.
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It's a new dentist.
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He's far. I might
be gone three hours.
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Three hours? Wow! Have fun.
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Did you get anything good?
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Yeah.
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New blouse? Halter-top?
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Camisole? Teddy?
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I could save the branch.
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Really?
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If you let me run it.
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Okay.
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Okay, I can run it?
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What would you do differently?
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Mostly get rid of waste,
which is half the people there.
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And clean house.
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Right here, it's all for me.
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Thank you.
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Dwight, you must feel strongly
to speak with me this way,
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behind Michael's back, and turn
on so many of your co-workers.
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The decision to turn
on Michael was difficult.
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But once I did it,
I didn't look back.
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And mostly I feel
that Michael would approve.
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It's really what's best
for the branch.
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And I could care less
about my co-workers.
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So, here we are.
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It's all on the table.
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I want the branch.
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And I await your decision.
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Oh, by the way, there's a new
Ann Taylor outlet store near here.
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I know you like their earrings.
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Where is it?
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Jan.“ Michael! Hi.
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I had a very interesting conversation
with one of your employees.
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Oh, that's nice. No, it wasn't.
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Dwight just told me that he thinks
he can run the branch better than you.
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What?
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You were at the dentist?
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You can't have people
undermining you.
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Okay. Get control of
your branch immediately.
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What was Dwight thinking?
That he could turn jan against me?
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She's my ex-lover-ish.
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Wow!
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It's so sexy! You look so hot.
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It's really something.
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It's too much.
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What? I'm gonna return it.
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No. You have to keep it today,
just see how you feel.
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Hey. Hi.
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You look nice.
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Thanks.
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Isn't that, like,
your third soda today?
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Yeah, I think we can be a
big help to your company.
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Okay, see you next week. Bye.
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Again?
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Scared?
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Call of duty.
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Andy, Jim, can I see you in the
conference room for a minute?
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Now? Yes, now.
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Put the game on hold, everyone.
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This is not working, okay? We
are getting slaughtered out there.
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It's the new guy.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I don't know
what we're talking about.
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See what I mean?
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We just need a strategy, okay?
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We're gonna set up a trap
in the gunroom. All right?
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Jim, are you using
the mp40 or the .44?
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Sniper rifle?
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Snipe... what?
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Jim! In carentan? Are you
playin g for the other team?
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You don't snipe
in carentan, okay?
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It's saboteur! Saboteur!
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Andy, it's not...
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I'm gonna kill you for real.
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This game, the game is over.
I'm really going to shoot you.
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Hey. Hey, Dwight.
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Do you want an M&M?
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No, thanks. I'm stuffed.
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No, seriously, you should have
an M&M, they're really good.
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Okay.
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Good, huh?
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So good.
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Hey, I thought you weren't supposed
to eat anything for a couple of hours
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after you've had a crown put in.
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They have this new kind
of quick-drying bonding. So...
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Sounds like a good dentist.
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Oh, yeah.
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What's his name?
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Crentist.
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Your dentist's name is crentist?
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Yeah.
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Sounds a lot like dentist.
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Maybe that's why
he became a dentist.
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Let me see your teeth.
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Let me see them.
Let me see them.
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You should Ross them.
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I know.
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Well, then.
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I'm glad you're okay.
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Business is like ajungle.
And I am like a tiger.
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And Dwight is like a monkey that
stabs the tiger in the back with a stick.
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Does the tiger fire the monkey?
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Does the tiger transfer the
monkey to another branch?
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Pun.
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There's no way of knowing what
goes on inside the tiger's head.
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We don't have the technology.
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Dwight, can I talk to you
for a second?
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Wow. This is tough!
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What?
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What is it?
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Well...
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I just got off
the phone with jan.
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And...
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She demoted me.
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Yeah.
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You know what the craziest part of
this is? She demoted me to your job.
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And she said that you should be
expecting a call later from corporate,
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and that...
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I guess that means that you are going to be
acting manager of dunder Mifflin, Scranton.
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I can't believe this news.
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That... wow!
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Yeah.
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I told her I didn't know
whether you'd want to do it
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because you've always
been so loyal to me.
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You've been
my most trusted ally.
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You said that?
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Yup, I did. I did.
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But I think you should do it.
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Well, gosh, if you think
I should then I will.
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Perfect. Well, we're settled.
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All right. All right.
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Well, then you are now
acting manager
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of dunder Mifflin,
Scranton branch,
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and I am
assistant regional manager.
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Assistant to
the regional manager.
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Thank you, Michael, for
staying on, I really appreciate it.
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Hey, hey. Oh...
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I can't imagine
this place without you.
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Can't you? That's so nice.
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Well, I guess we should
go tell the troops.
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Yeah, when I'm ready, Mike.
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Okay, let's do it.
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Hey, hi, hello, everybody.
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I have some good news
and I have some bad news.
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I am being replaced as
your leader by Dwight.
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You're kidding.
258
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:03,861
You might think that I am
kidding, and I understand that.
259
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,655
Congratulations, Dwight.
260
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Thank you, Angela.
261
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,659
But, why Dwight?
262
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,578
Because Dwight never lies.
263
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,832
How does that qualify him
to run a branch?
264
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,667
Because that's all it takes.
265
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:23,047
Okay, Dwight, would you like to say a
few words to everybody about onalty?
266
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,465
Thank you, Michael.
267
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:28,386
I just want to say, to the few of you
who will remain under my employ,
268
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:32,390
that I intend to lead you
into the black with ferocity!
269
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,725
Michael? What will you do?
270
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:35,977
Oh, I'll be fine.
271
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,228
Do you have any savings?
272
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,646
No, no, I don't. But...
273
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,481
Michael, you might
lose your condo.
274
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,567
I won't. I won't.
275
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,778
I have this little old vacuum
cleaner that's broken.
276
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:48,698
If Dwight doesn't work out,
maybe that could be manager.
277
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,408
Maybe I'll quit.
278
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,285
It's really happening.
279
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,494
Yes.
280
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,583
We can make a difference here.
281
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,586
I will make a difference here.
282
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,297
You alone?
283
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:05,607
'Cause I thought
together we were...
284
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:08,217
Oh, please! Don't be naive.
285
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,721
But you can be
in charge of the women.
286
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,856
Look how cute he is.
287
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,609
And he's trying to shoot
with a smoke grenade.
288
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,170
I'm sorry, what are you
whispering about me?
289
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:28,946
No, nothing. Just
concentrate on turning around.
290
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,615
Yeah, I'm trying, I just...
291
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,450
Just tap "s" then "d."
292
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:35,328
Any last words? No?
293
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,579
What?
294
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,250
Wow!
295
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:45,796
Psychopath.
296
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,554
What?
297
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:54,764
I'm just looking.
298
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:57,600
Please go back to your desk.
299
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:58,809
In a minute.
300
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:05,608
Pam: Well, [remember why
I dress the way I do at work.
301
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,485
But I'm gonna keep the clothes.
302
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:11,364
I mean, it'll just be cool to have some
after-work clothes that aren't pajamas.
303
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:25,002
Well, I guess it's time that I turn
over the keys to the famous sebring.
304
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:27,922
No, thank you.
305
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,525
It's a corporate lease,
Dwight, you've earned it.
306
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,384
No, thanks. What?
307
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,219
Not my style.
308
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:39,183
But you said you liked it.
You've always admired it. And...
309
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,370
But that was before. I'm thinking
about getting something German,
310
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,714
something with
decent gas mileage.
311
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:46,232
Plus, that convertible is a
ridiculous choice for this climate.
312
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,860
Take it back.
313
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,702
That's my car.
314
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,957
What did you... that's my car!
315
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:04,584
Yes.
316
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,712
I know, Dwight, I know.
I know, I know.
317
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,130
You know what?
318
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,382
Jan called me
about your little meeting!
319
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,261
I know what you did.
320
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:16,470
You... the sebring's cool...
321
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:17,698
I made the whole thing up,
Dwight!
322
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:18,949
It's cool, the sebring's cool...
323
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,951
Oh, do you? Do you like it?
And has a cassette and a cd.
324
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,852
How dare you?
How dare you, Dwight?
325
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,478
Don't fire me.
326
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,355
Please, don't...
327
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,042
Give me one good reason why I
shouldn't fire you right here on the spot?
328
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,693
I have excellent sales numbers!
329
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,486
Not good enough!
330
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:35,072
I'll do anything! Anything!
331
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,550
Please, I'll do your laundry
for a month!
332
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:37,700
For a year!
333
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,077
I have a laundry machine!
334
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:44,582
I'm sorry. Anything... I'll...
335
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:46,292
Please? Please?
336
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:49,062
Idontknomrfilcan trust
you anymore. You can't.
337
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:51,922
You can't, but I promise
I'll never betray you again.
338
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:55,801
What can I do, Michael?
What can I do?
339
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,720
What can I do?
340
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,640
What can I do?
341
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:02,725
What can I do?
342
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,852
You can get up.
343
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:06,145
What?
344
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:07,897
Get up.
345
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,405
And you can hug it out, bitch.
346
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,832
"Hug it out, bitch."
347
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:31,128
That is what men say to each
other after a fight. They hug it out.
348
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:34,006
And in doing so,
they just let it go.
349
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:37,927
And walk away, and they're done.
350
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:43,391
Not a good idea to say that to a
woman, however, I have found.
351
00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:46,227
Doesn't translate.
352
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,302
Yup, yup, we hugged it out.
353
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,807
But it turns out
I was still a little angry
354
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:28,978
and so I felt I needed to
punish him just a little bit more.
355
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:33,190
And I'm making him
do my laundry for a year.
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