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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,208 --> 00:00:15,291 Each beehive contains thousands of bees. 2 00:00:15,292 --> 00:00:18,832 {\an8}There are over 20,000 known species of bees in the world, 3 00:00:18,833 --> 00:00:23,249 {\an8}with the honeybee being one of the most well-known and domesticated species. 4 00:00:23,250 --> 00:00:24,249 -Hi, gang. -Fuck off. 5 00:00:24,250 --> 00:00:27,208 Okay. What are you... Oh, bees. 6 00:00:27,708 --> 00:00:29,624 -Bees are amazing, aren't they? -Not really. 7 00:00:29,625 --> 00:00:32,166 -Nah, fuck 'em. Sting-y bastards. -Yeah. 8 00:00:32,167 --> 00:00:34,041 Well, okay, they only sting in self-defense. 9 00:00:34,042 --> 00:00:36,707 -Snidey. -And they often die because of it. 10 00:00:36,708 --> 00:00:38,082 Good. Pests. 11 00:00:38,083 --> 00:00:41,082 Well... oh, funny pests that are fundamental to life on earth. 12 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:44,166 -Fuck off. -Okay. Without bees, you'd have no food. 13 00:00:44,167 --> 00:00:45,666 Bollocks! 14 00:00:45,667 --> 00:00:48,249 They only make honey, don't they? I fucking hate honey. 15 00:00:48,250 --> 00:00:51,291 Shove it! It's not like they make cheese and meat and shit. 16 00:00:51,292 --> 00:00:52,541 Nice shit, you know? 17 00:00:52,542 --> 00:00:53,499 That I'd miss! 18 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:56,832 But without the bees pollinating flowers, all vegetation would die. 19 00:00:56,833 --> 00:00:58,666 Ergo, all other animals would starve. 20 00:00:58,667 --> 00:01:00,749 No. They'd find summat else to eat. 21 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:02,707 No, they wouldn't. That's what I'm saying. 22 00:01:02,708 --> 00:01:04,666 Of course. They'd go to the supermarket 23 00:01:04,667 --> 00:01:07,041 and have a nice chicken or summat, you dopey twat. 24 00:01:07,042 --> 00:01:09,832 -No, there wouldn't be chicken. -Cheese strings, anything. 25 00:01:09,833 --> 00:01:12,666 "Oh, those bees have run out." "So?" "There's no honey!" 26 00:01:12,667 --> 00:01:15,874 "Oh, let's have summat else at the supermarket. Fucking sausages!" 27 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:18,374 -There wouldn't be sausages. -There would be sausages! 28 00:01:18,375 --> 00:01:21,624 -Bees don't make sausages! -Just wouldn't be any fucking honey, mate! 29 00:01:21,625 --> 00:01:25,541 There wouldn't be any plants, so what would the animals eat? Think about it. 30 00:01:25,542 --> 00:01:29,832 If there was no vegetation, therefore no animals that fed on vegetation, 31 00:01:29,833 --> 00:01:31,874 what would the other animals eat? 32 00:01:31,875 --> 00:01:33,124 -Ass. -Hm? 33 00:01:33,125 --> 00:01:34,624 A double S. 34 00:01:34,625 --> 00:01:37,957 If you're hungry, you eat it. Even if you're not hungry. 35 00:01:37,958 --> 00:01:39,874 -Yum, yum, yum. -Do you mean eat the arsehole? 36 00:01:39,875 --> 00:01:42,791 -Like, chew and eat it? -Like it's a little calamari? 37 00:01:42,792 --> 00:01:43,916 If you were starving, 38 00:01:43,917 --> 00:01:46,166 what animal's arsehole would you eat first? 39 00:01:46,167 --> 00:01:47,916 Worm as a starter. 40 00:01:47,917 --> 00:01:50,832 -Have they got an arsehole? -I'd make one with my fang. 41 00:01:50,833 --> 00:01:54,166 -Yeah, which end should be the arsehole? -Oh, does it matter, mate? 42 00:01:54,167 --> 00:01:57,082 If you've just made a hole in his head, what are you gonna do? 43 00:01:57,083 --> 00:01:58,957 It's a waste of time talking to you guys. 44 00:01:58,958 --> 00:02:00,666 -Penny's dropped. -Finally. 45 00:02:00,667 --> 00:02:02,499 -Interesting fact. -Here he goes. 46 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:04,499 -I don't know why I bother. -We'll be the judge. 47 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:07,041 -Yeah! -"Interesting story, actually." 48 00:02:07,042 --> 00:02:08,624 -Yeah! -Really? Prove it. 49 00:02:08,625 --> 00:02:09,832 Prove it, cunt. 50 00:02:09,833 --> 00:02:14,249 One bee makes the equivalent of a single jar of honey in its lifetime. 51 00:02:14,250 --> 00:02:15,957 Fucking lazy cunt. 52 00:02:15,958 --> 00:02:18,666 -Yeah! Which bee? -What? 53 00:02:18,667 --> 00:02:21,166 You said one bee makes a single jar of honey. 54 00:02:21,167 --> 00:02:22,832 Name and shame the lazy little fucker. 55 00:02:22,833 --> 00:02:24,582 -What's his fucking name? -Yeah. 56 00:02:24,583 --> 00:02:26,666 No, I'm saying a bee. A bee. 57 00:02:26,667 --> 00:02:30,041 -And we're saying which one? -Who's not pulling their fucking weight? 58 00:02:30,042 --> 00:02:31,832 Yeah! Get him outta the hive! 59 00:02:31,833 --> 00:02:35,332 He is pulling his weight! He doesn't weigh anything! Well, very little. 60 00:02:35,333 --> 00:02:37,916 And think about a jar of honey. What's that? 500 grams? 61 00:02:37,917 --> 00:02:41,457 If I was in charge of that hive, "We've got an order here." 62 00:02:41,458 --> 00:02:44,041 "We need a fucking million jars of honey." 63 00:02:44,042 --> 00:02:45,707 "What cunt only made one?" 64 00:02:45,708 --> 00:02:48,416 Don't give it to fucking Bobby the bee. He's gonna do one. 65 00:02:48,417 --> 00:02:51,541 -Yeah! What's up with you? -The next cunt's doing at least five. 66 00:02:51,542 --> 00:02:54,624 There probably are a million bees that are making one each. 67 00:02:54,625 --> 00:02:57,957 It's like that cunt in Schindler's List with one arm. Don't employ him! 68 00:02:57,958 --> 00:03:00,500 He's gonna fuck it up for the Nazis! 69 00:03:01,292 --> 00:03:03,832 Anyway, point is, fuck bees. 70 00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:05,332 Yeah? Horrible. 71 00:03:05,333 --> 00:03:06,957 All creepy crawly. Ugh. 72 00:03:06,958 --> 00:03:10,916 Okay, I mean, this aversion to bees is frankly odd. 73 00:03:10,917 --> 00:03:13,791 -What do you mean? -There's no reason to be scared of bees. 74 00:03:13,792 --> 00:03:16,249 I'm not fucking scared of them. I'll fucking eat 'em. 75 00:03:16,250 --> 00:03:18,416 -Well, then they will sting you. -Good. 76 00:03:18,417 --> 00:03:21,457 Let them sting me when I'm fucking eating 'em. I'll eat 'em faster. 77 00:03:21,458 --> 00:03:22,749 -That's a good idea. -What? 78 00:03:22,750 --> 00:03:24,832 -Yeah, we'll cut out the middleman. -What? 79 00:03:24,833 --> 00:03:27,416 It doesn't matter if they make food. They are food. 80 00:03:27,417 --> 00:03:29,249 -They are food! -Eat the bee. 81 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:31,332 -Let's eat some fucking bees. -Eat the bee. 82 00:03:31,333 --> 00:03:33,249 -Terrible. -Can we look for my house on the way? 83 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:34,707 Yeah! Oh yeah. 84 00:03:34,708 --> 00:03:39,916 Yeah, we've got to look for... What is it? A big road with a bridge and a church? 85 00:03:39,917 --> 00:03:42,582 Yeah, maybe I can have a go on the slide in the playground. 86 00:03:42,583 --> 00:03:44,624 -Another clue! -There's a playground? 87 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:45,791 -Yeah! -Ah. 88 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:50,291 Right, let's find a playground near a bridge over a road, then a church. 89 00:03:50,292 --> 00:03:52,582 -Yep. -And eat some fucking bees. 90 00:03:52,583 --> 00:03:54,583 I am not on board with the bee-eating project. 91 00:03:57,208 --> 00:03:58,333 {\an8}There's Olive. 92 00:03:58,917 --> 00:04:00,666 -Hiya. You all right? -Yeah. 93 00:04:00,667 --> 00:04:02,374 -All right. -What you doing? 94 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:03,375 Just, uh, 95 00:04:04,292 --> 00:04:06,624 looking for Kitten's home. 96 00:04:06,625 --> 00:04:08,332 And bees. You seen any? 97 00:04:08,333 --> 00:04:09,541 -What, bees? -Yeah. 98 00:04:09,542 --> 00:04:12,167 -What are they? Are they like wasps? -Similar. 99 00:04:12,708 --> 00:04:14,707 -What's the difference? -They make honey. 100 00:04:14,708 --> 00:04:16,207 -What do wasps do? -Nothing. 101 00:04:16,208 --> 00:04:19,041 -They do. -They don't make anything of note. 102 00:04:19,042 --> 00:04:21,124 What about giant Asian hornets? 103 00:04:21,125 --> 00:04:22,916 No, they don't make anything of note either. 104 00:04:22,917 --> 00:04:23,917 All right. 105 00:04:24,250 --> 00:04:25,832 Anyway, we're looking for bees 106 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:28,457 'cause we're gonna eat 'em. Teach them a lesson. 107 00:04:28,458 --> 00:04:30,791 -What do you do if they sting you? -Great question. 108 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:34,416 -You're not meant to squeeze their sac. -I love it when you fucking talk dirty. 109 00:04:34,417 --> 00:04:35,374 -What? -You heard. 110 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:37,957 Do you know what I'd do if they sting me? 111 00:04:37,958 --> 00:04:39,667 -What? -Watch 'em die. 112 00:04:40,167 --> 00:04:43,332 Oh, you've had a go there, boy? And now you've ripped your guts out. 113 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:44,999 That's you. Night, night. 114 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,582 You buzzy little cunt. 115 00:04:46,583 --> 00:04:48,416 What if they sting you en masse? 116 00:04:48,417 --> 00:04:50,374 -They can all have it. -You won't like it! 117 00:04:50,375 --> 00:04:53,041 I won't like it for a... a moment. 118 00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:55,999 They won't like it for eternity, 'cause that's them done. 119 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 You shot your shot. Now fuck off. 120 00:05:02,417 --> 00:05:03,416 Aw. 121 00:05:03,417 --> 00:05:05,374 Ah. It's good. 122 00:05:05,375 --> 00:05:08,416 They do slides where you go into water, don't they? 123 00:05:08,417 --> 00:05:10,957 -Waterslide, it's called. -I'd hate that. 124 00:05:10,958 --> 00:05:13,249 Whoo! 125 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:14,250 What are they up to? 126 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:18,957 Oh! 127 00:05:18,958 --> 00:05:20,750 -Oh my God. -What the f... 128 00:05:21,333 --> 00:05:23,332 -You all right? -I'm okay. 129 00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:24,708 Little cunts. 130 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:28,833 -It's all right. -Nah, it's not all right. 131 00:05:49,167 --> 00:05:51,374 He won't hurt you again. 132 00:05:51,375 --> 00:05:52,624 How do you know? 133 00:05:52,625 --> 00:05:55,041 Let's just say I had a little word with him. 134 00:05:55,042 --> 00:05:57,125 -What did he say? -He said... 135 00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:26,332 Hey, I've got one. 136 00:06:26,333 --> 00:06:27,667 -Hey! -Be careful. 137 00:06:29,042 --> 00:06:31,249 -What's it taste like? -Like a raisin. 138 00:06:31,250 --> 00:06:32,625 Ugh. It's chewy. 139 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:35,624 -What? -Oh, hang on. 140 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:37,791 My tongue's swelling up. 141 00:06:37,792 --> 00:06:39,374 -She's been stung. -Do you think? 142 00:06:39,375 --> 00:06:41,582 -How's that happened? -"How's that happened?" 143 00:06:41,583 --> 00:06:43,666 How do you think it happened? She ate it. 144 00:06:43,667 --> 00:06:46,916 -My throat feels constricted. -Fucking do something! 145 00:06:46,917 --> 00:06:48,832 -I can't breathe. Help! -Calm down. 146 00:06:48,833 --> 00:06:50,499 What you doing? 147 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:53,166 I'm pissing on you. Take the pain of the sting away. 148 00:06:53,167 --> 00:06:55,207 That's jellyfish, you dopey cunt. 149 00:06:55,208 --> 00:06:56,332 Honest mistake. 150 00:06:56,333 --> 00:07:00,332 Oh God. You look fucking weird, Olive. 151 00:07:00,333 --> 00:07:03,957 Your tongue's, like, swollen up, like, fucking five times the size. 152 00:07:03,958 --> 00:07:05,041 Ugh! 153 00:07:05,042 --> 00:07:07,082 -That gives me an idea. -What? 154 00:07:07,083 --> 00:07:08,957 -Gonna get stung on the knob. -Genius. 155 00:07:08,958 --> 00:07:10,457 Not genius, technically. 156 00:07:10,458 --> 00:07:13,041 Ooh, clever. He's gonna have a lovely big knob! 157 00:07:13,042 --> 00:07:14,332 Of course he won't! 158 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:15,832 He will! Look at her tongue. 159 00:07:15,833 --> 00:07:19,791 Now, times that by his fucking knob and do the math! A huge cock! 160 00:07:19,792 --> 00:07:22,416 Yeah, it'll be too tender to do anything with though. 161 00:07:22,417 --> 00:07:26,041 -What's it got to do with you, buddy? -Yeah! Fucking knob expert. 162 00:07:26,042 --> 00:07:29,582 He's gonna have the biggest cock in the neighborhood. That's my boy. 163 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:32,000 -Why is your piss so smelly? -Diabetic. 164 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:35,292 -Do you eat a lot of cake? -Yeah, loads, yeah. 165 00:07:36,042 --> 00:07:38,374 -Oh, there's one. -There's one. He's off! 166 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,416 He's cornered it. He's got his knob out. 167 00:07:40,417 --> 00:07:42,332 He's pointing his knob straight at it. 168 00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:44,207 Come on, bee. 169 00:07:44,208 --> 00:07:47,582 It's all right. Come to me, bee. Climb up my stalk. 170 00:07:47,583 --> 00:07:49,707 -He's coaxing it. -Don't be shy. 171 00:07:49,708 --> 00:07:52,832 Reverse onto my stalk. Onto the helmet. Up to the base. 172 00:07:52,833 --> 00:07:54,333 Ow! Ooh! 173 00:07:56,167 --> 00:07:57,416 Oh, bloody hell. 174 00:07:57,417 --> 00:07:59,916 -He stung the balls? -Yeah. Oh well. 175 00:07:59,917 --> 00:08:02,207 Close enough. Look at the size of these bad boys. 176 00:08:02,208 --> 00:08:05,124 Look. Bonus balls. You'd win the lottery with them boys. 177 00:08:05,125 --> 00:08:07,041 -What you gonna do with them? -Party. 178 00:08:07,042 --> 00:08:10,749 You know what you've done there? Just because of, like, perspective, 179 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:12,624 you've got a smaller knob now. 180 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:16,249 Fucking mega balls there, but they've pushed the cock into nothing. 181 00:08:16,250 --> 00:08:18,917 -They are mega balls. -Doesn't last long. 182 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:32,916 -Oh, this looks like a party. -Yeah. 183 00:08:32,917 --> 00:08:34,917 It's a shame your balls have gone down. 184 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:38,999 Oh, there's Lara. 185 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,041 Go on. 186 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:42,208 Hiya. 187 00:08:43,292 --> 00:08:44,832 -All right? -Yeah. 188 00:08:44,833 --> 00:08:46,082 What you up to? 189 00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:47,667 Just finding, uh, 190 00:08:48,708 --> 00:08:49,749 kitty's home. 191 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:51,333 -Hiya. -Yeah. 192 00:08:51,833 --> 00:08:53,208 So, yeah. 193 00:08:53,708 --> 00:08:55,707 -What you doing? Just... -Just hanging out. 194 00:08:55,708 --> 00:08:57,791 -Yeah? Yeah. -Just having a party. 195 00:08:57,792 --> 00:09:00,374 -Having a dance. -Good. 196 00:09:00,375 --> 00:09:02,624 -Do you wanna come and dance? -Enjoy... Nah. 197 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:06,249 Better not. We've had a bit of a day. 198 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:10,457 We were... We were eating bees, and Olive got stung on the tongue. 199 00:09:10,458 --> 00:09:11,874 -Did you? -It really hurt. 200 00:09:11,875 --> 00:09:14,874 And then Puke got stung on his balls. 201 00:09:14,875 --> 00:09:16,249 -Did you? -Um... 202 00:09:16,250 --> 00:09:17,666 Well, that was on purpose. 203 00:09:17,667 --> 00:09:20,291 Why did you wanna get stung on the balls on purpose? 204 00:09:20,292 --> 00:09:22,541 I didn't. I wanted to get stung on the stalk. 205 00:09:22,542 --> 00:09:24,457 -The what? -My willy. 206 00:09:24,458 --> 00:09:25,624 Why? 207 00:09:25,625 --> 00:09:29,791 Because I wanted it to be five times the size. Do you understand, my dear? 208 00:09:29,792 --> 00:09:31,208 Wh... No. 209 00:09:31,708 --> 00:09:33,291 How did it pan out, then? 210 00:09:33,292 --> 00:09:35,749 He got stung on the balls, and they blew up. 211 00:09:35,750 --> 00:09:38,166 -They got big? -To enormous proportions. 212 00:09:38,167 --> 00:09:39,957 There was 25 minutes of good fun. 213 00:09:39,958 --> 00:09:41,749 -Right. -He was just waddling along. 214 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:44,374 Just going "ow" every time they hit the ground. 215 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,667 It was like he was trying to ride a space hopper. 216 00:09:47,417 --> 00:09:51,458 Once again, his scheme made him look like a right cunt. 217 00:09:52,208 --> 00:09:54,124 Hm. Busy day, then? 218 00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:55,125 Yeah. 219 00:09:55,542 --> 00:09:58,166 Anyhoo, we'll be off. 220 00:09:58,167 --> 00:10:01,083 So, sorry about that. Come on, gang. 221 00:10:08,583 --> 00:10:10,208 Why don't you dance? 222 00:10:10,708 --> 00:10:13,082 I prefer to watch. 223 00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:14,083 Really? 224 00:10:16,042 --> 00:10:17,124 Hm... No. 225 00:10:17,125 --> 00:10:18,125 Not really. 226 00:10:18,625 --> 00:10:20,457 I prefer to dance, but... 227 00:10:20,458 --> 00:10:21,792 'Cause it's more fun. 228 00:10:22,667 --> 00:10:24,666 But I'm fat and old. I look stupid. 229 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,874 Why do you care what you look like if it's fun? 230 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:27,875 Well, 231 00:10:28,625 --> 00:10:29,707 here's the thing. 232 00:10:29,708 --> 00:10:33,374 I'm sort of a role model, yeah? The gang look up to me. 233 00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:37,292 And if I look stupid, they won't have a role model to look up to, so... 234 00:10:37,792 --> 00:10:41,041 And I've lost my nerve a little bit, if I'm being honest, but... 235 00:10:41,042 --> 00:10:45,125 -But Lara would like to dance with you. -Yeah, but she's fine, so... 236 00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:48,291 {\an8}I can't believe you're worried about what you look like. 237 00:10:48,292 --> 00:10:50,207 {\an8}You're not scared of anything. 238 00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:51,749 {\an8}You've done so much with your life. 239 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:55,083 {\an8}You're, like, the best cat in the neighborhood. 240 00:10:56,625 --> 00:10:58,000 Yeah. 241 00:10:58,708 --> 00:11:00,249 I've done nothing. 242 00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:03,457 It's all bullshit. "Best cat in the neighborhood." 243 00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:05,958 That isn't saying much. I'm not even sure if it's true. 244 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,624 I'm an average cat in an average place. 245 00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:13,000 I survive day to day. Sometimes, I'm not even sure why. 246 00:11:13,792 --> 00:11:15,625 Looking after you 247 00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:19,458 is the best thing I've ever done. 248 00:11:20,167 --> 00:11:21,167 Really? 249 00:11:21,625 --> 00:11:23,083 Yeah. Really. 250 00:11:24,792 --> 00:11:27,750 Okay, let's find your home. 251 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:51,541 Oh. 252 00:11:51,542 --> 00:11:53,332 Look, it's there. 253 00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:55,166 -Is that your house? -Yeah. 254 00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:58,624 -Are you sure? -Yeah, that's... so that's... 255 00:11:58,625 --> 00:12:01,167 That's the flowers. I recognize the flowers, and... 256 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:04,124 That's my old toy there. 257 00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:05,916 Is it? Oh. 258 00:12:05,917 --> 00:12:07,542 Oh, yeah, it's mine. 259 00:12:08,042 --> 00:12:09,042 Right. 260 00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:13,167 -Okay, then. -Okay. 261 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,792 I told you we'd find your family, kid, didn't I? 262 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:20,583 Right. I'll go round the back and find a way in. 263 00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:24,791 Well done, kid. Don't be a stranger, yeah? 264 00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:26,541 -Yeah. -I'll miss you, Kitten. 265 00:12:26,542 --> 00:12:29,207 -Thanks, everyone. -It's been a pleasure. 266 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:32,124 Look after yourself, okay? Keep your chin up. 267 00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:33,749 -All right. -Good. 268 00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:36,458 -I'll miss you all. -See you around though. 269 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:41,624 Oh wow! It's even better than the other one! 270 00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:42,875 Definitely. 271 00:12:52,542 --> 00:12:53,667 Uh... 272 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,500 Sorry, kid. 273 00:12:57,708 --> 00:13:00,582 -They moved away. -Oh no. 274 00:13:00,583 --> 00:13:01,583 Yeah. 275 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,082 -Oh. -Oh, sorry, kid. 276 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,249 -That's awful. -Sorry. 277 00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:07,250 -Sorry. -I'm not sad. 278 00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:09,833 Wh... what... 279 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:11,875 You're not sad 280 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,000 you don't have a family? 281 00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:16,250 I do have a family. 282 00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:22,208 Let's go home. 283 00:13:26,042 --> 00:13:28,082 What was the new kitten like? 284 00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:29,083 Wh... 285 00:13:30,917 --> 00:13:32,458 Not as good as you, kid. 286 00:13:33,042 --> 00:13:34,708 Thanks, Gus. 287 00:13:47,292 --> 00:13:49,583 Come on, Gus. 288 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,500 Ooh. 289 00:13:53,042 --> 00:13:54,042 Mmm. 290 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:05,541 Have you seen her? 291 00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:10,582 So fine and pretty Fooled me with her style and ease 292 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:14,249 And I feel her from across the room 293 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:17,750 Yes, it's love in the third degree 294 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:22,082 Ooh, baby, baby 295 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:25,750 Won't ya turn your head my way? 296 00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:29,332 Ooh, baby, baby 297 00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:31,666 A-come on Take a chance 298 00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:33,499 You're old enough 299 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:38,500 To dance the night away 300 00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:41,332 Whoa 301 00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:43,166 Come on, baby 302 00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:46,083 Dance the night away 303 00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:49,958 Maybe, uh... 304 00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:52,042 Maybe we should get together. 305 00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:54,041 For what? 306 00:14:54,042 --> 00:14:55,042 Well, 307 00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:56,917 you know... 308 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,000 Oh. 309 00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:01,792 You know, have kittens and that. 310 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,166 Yeah. Um... 311 00:15:05,167 --> 00:15:06,874 I don't have testes. 312 00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:09,541 -What? -Balls. I've got no balls. 313 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,499 -I'm not bothered about balls. -Hm. 314 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:14,541 -As long as you've got a cock. -But you understand what it means? 315 00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:16,832 -What? -Well, I don't have those urges. 316 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:17,833 And 317 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,667 obviously, kittens would be impossible. 318 00:15:22,625 --> 00:15:24,000 -Oh, right. -Mm. 319 00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:26,124 -Hey. -Have you got balls? 320 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:27,041 -Yeah. -See you. 321 00:15:27,042 --> 00:15:28,042 Cool. 322 00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:31,874 -Anyone wanna dance? -No, definitely not. 323 00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:34,374 -Fuck that. -I'll dance with you, kid. 324 00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:36,791 -Eh, you soft twat. -Proper nonce. 325 00:15:36,792 --> 00:15:38,582 Stop it. Come on! 326 00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:40,791 Let's do this! 327 00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:42,625 Just us two now, innit? 328 00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:45,791 -Sat here. -Yeah. 329 00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:47,250 Couple of cunts. 330 00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,999 We never amounted to anything. 331 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,499 Speak for yourself. I killed a kid today. 332 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:55,082 -Is he definitely dead? -Well, I heard his neck break. 333 00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:57,083 If he's not dead, he's a fucking vegetable. 334 00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:03,291 -We'll all be dead soon. -Yep. 335 00:16:03,292 --> 00:16:07,208 Dance the night away 336 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:10,541 Oh, oh, yeah 337 00:16:10,542 --> 00:16:14,625 Dance, dance, dance the night away 338 00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:22,207 - Come on, baby - Dance the night away 339 00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:25,166 Oh, oh, yeah 340 00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:29,291 Dance, dance, dance the night away 341 00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:32,624 Oh, come on, baby, baby 342 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:36,166 Dance the night away 343 00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:39,749 Ooh, ooh, yeah 344 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,167 Dance, dance, dance 25435

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