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What the fuck? That must have crawled
into my arms in the night, little...
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Right, a bit of telly.
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Fucking go on, you cunts.
Smash the fuck out of it.
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That's like us, innit?
We do what the fuck we like, don't we?
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-Yeah, chaos.
-Yeah!
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Have that telly
through the fucking window.
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-Yes! Yes!
-Yeah!
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-Let it fucking burn.
-Fucking looting and fucking robbing.
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-Have that.
-Stabbing.
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Big bag of rice. Go on.
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-You ever been stabbed?
-Oh yeah.
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-You ever been stabbed?
-Stabbed, no.
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-Fingered, yes.
-Who by?
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By a bunch of boys. Summer holiday.
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Bunch of boys kicking cans
down the street. You know the sort.
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-Yeah.
-Bored out of their minds. They see me.
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-Pick me up by the tail.
-See your arsehole.
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Take me back to their home.
Their dad's made them a treehouse.
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-Up the ladder. In the treehouse.
-All sorts up there.
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Secrets they'll keep forever.
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So, uh, you know, just exploring
their childhood, exploring me.
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-So this boy put his finger up your arse?
-Yeah. Absolutely.
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Then he just put me on the floor,
walked away, and I fell asleep.
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Job done.
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Are we looking for my house again?
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Give us a chance, kid.
I've only just woken up.
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I haven't even fucking yawned
and stretched yet. You know what I mean?
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Aren't you gonna stretch?
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What, are we in the fucking army
or summat like that?
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-Hi, gang.
-Fuck off.
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Oh, charming.
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-"Charming."
-Yeah, fucking charming.
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Straight away. First thing in the morning!
"Charming"! Fucking hell.
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We're having a convo
about this cunt getting fingered,
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then you come round with "charming"!
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-What?
-What sort of talk is that?
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Is that charming?
Getting fingered in the bum?
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That's what he'd say if he was fingered!
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"Oh, charming! Carry on."
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Dirty fingernails up your jax.
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Yeah! He goes to the vet. He has
a fucking thermometer put up his arse.
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"Oh, can we go to the vet, Mummy?" "Why?"
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"'Cause I want someone
to fucking probe me!"
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I'm not asking for the anal penetration.
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That is simply to work out
whether I have a fever.
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It's completely legit.
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Dirty boy.
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What's, um... what's going on in here?
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-Fuck all.
-Fuck all, mate.
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We just yawned and stretched.
Gus yawned. He hasn't stretched yet.
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No, you've gotta stretch.
Seriously, that's how you get arthritis.
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I've stretched, had my breakfast,
absolutely destroyed my scratching pole.
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-You should see.
-And come around here like a little cunt.
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-Not little or a cunt.
-As usual.
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-Hiya.
-Hi, Olive.
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-What's up?
-Gus hasn't even stretched yet.
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Fuck me! Can we talk about summat else?
Where's the kid?
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I'm here!
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Where do you live, Olive?
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Got my own place upstairs.
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-Why don't you live down here?
-'Cause it fucking stinks.
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-Huh.
-Charming.
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I need some fresh air, actually.
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Just, uh... just wanted to let you know
that it's lucky you came to me, really.
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-Why?
-Well...
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Because I'm the best cat
in the neighborhood.
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-Are ya?
-Not for me to say.
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Who should I ask?
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Well, don't ask anyone,
'cause they probably won't know,
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because they're not as good as me.
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Just be grateful.
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Thanks, Gus.
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No problem.
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Right, let's find your house.
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And on the way, cause some fucking havoc.
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There's Old Pete.
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-Hey, guys.
-Hello, mate.
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Oh.
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-Oh dear.
-Hi, Pete.
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-Hello, Pete.
-You okay?
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-Just getting old.
-Yeah.
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Happens to all of us.
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-So...
-See you, mate.
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-Good luck.
-See you later, Peter.
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Anyway, ciao.
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There's that cat that you fancy
with her boyfriend who you're scared of.
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-I'm not scared.
-Yes, you are, mate.
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Listen, I'll fucking sort him out
if you're scared.
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No, leave it. I'm not...
I'm not fucking scared!
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-You look scared.
-Doesn't bother me.
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-'Cause I'm not scared of anything.
-You are. Spiders.
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I'm talking about aggro, ain't I?
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-Spiders don't count.
-Why?
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Uh... Oh, why? Oh, I dunno.
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Maybe the fucking eight legs
and fucking ten eyes the cunts have got.
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-That's why.
-Fucking shit creature, mate.
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Absolutely shit. The most horrible
little fucking creature on earth, I'd say.
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Blob of shit
with a load of thread hanging off it.
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-Incredible builders, though.
-What?
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They say a cobweb,
if it was the equivalent size,
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is as strong as a steel pylon.
Have you heard that?
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-Fuck their cobwebs.
-Oh, okay.
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But it's not as big, is it?
So let's smash it.
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Next time you see a spider building a web,
just wait. "Oh yeah, go on. Go on."
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-It's taking hours. Oh, that's lovely!
-Well done. Well done.
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Right. You get the spider out of the way.
I'll smash the fuck out of that web.
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How long's that? Two days?
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-Yeah!
-Fuck your web!
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-Okay, so you're gonna just wait two days.
-Yeah.
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Next to a spider spinning its web,
and then just destroy his web?
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-Yeah!
-In seconds?
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Just what? For entertainment?
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-Animal kingdom, mate. Animal rules.
-Okay.
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Exactly, and just know
I'm not scared of anything.
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-What about a crocodile?
-Nah.
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Smack it. Run away from it.
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Smack it?
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Yeah, just whack it.
Run away. It's got stumpy little legs.
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In the water, forget it.
That's his domain.
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I admit that, but I'm never gonna
go in the water, am I?
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-Are you scared of water?
-No!
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No, of course I'm fucking not!
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Messes your hair up, doesn't it?
Makes you look a right cunt.
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Being drenched in water
is the worst thing.
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There's one thing worse
than being in water.
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-What?
-Elephant pissing on you.
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-What? Why is it pissing on you?
-It does it for a laugh.
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I just had a thought.
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We're evolved from lions, aren't we?
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-We are little lions, aren't we?
-Yeah.
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Right? And one elephant against one lion,
sure, the lion's absolutely fucked.
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But I've seen four lions
take down an elephant working together.
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So what's our equivalent? What's
the biggest thing we could take down
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if we worked together as a gang?
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Dunno. Fat kid?
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-Yeah.
-Yes, let's bag us a fucking fat kid.
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Yeah, to the school.
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No.
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-No.
-No.
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-I think you'll get in trouble for this.
-Why will I get in trouble? The police?
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Well, yeah, actually.
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Oh. Oh, "You are arrested." "What for?"
"For being a cat, taking down a fat kid."
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Not for being a cat.
For trying to kill a child, yes.
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-Yeah, but...
-For nature...
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It's not illegal
for a cat to kill a child. No, it's not!
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I'm pretty sure it is.
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No, it's not!
A cat can do what the fuck it wants!
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-Hm, no.
-Dogs get put down.
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You've got your fucking XL bullies,
your fucking... all them,
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but a cat has never been put down
for killing anything.
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Diminished responsibility.
I'm a fucking moron!
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-Yeah!
-Hm. Okay. Good luck pleading that case.
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Yeah, we're as thick
as fucking arseholes, aren't we?
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Even humans get off if you're
a fucking div. You go, "What happened?"
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"I killed... I killed about 20 people."
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"Oh, did you, Johnny?
Oh, we're not gonna hang you."
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"We're gonna put you in an institution."
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"And you're gonna have jelly
with all these pills."
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"And we're gonna put electrodes
on your little bollocks."
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"I like that." Of course you fucking do.
You're a mental case!
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He gets away with it. A cat gets away
with it. We ain't got a brain.
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We've got fucking brains
the size of walnuts.
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We're allowed to kill
what the fuck we want.
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Can't we kill people
by sitting on their faces?
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-Yes.
-Yeah! A baby in a cot!
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-What?
-Night, night.
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Little baby, go to sleep
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Oh, here comes the cat!
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Here's a nice warm baby.
Would you sleep on a baby to kill it?
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'Course I fucking would.
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How would you kill a baby
if it was all asleep in its cot?
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Just get my arse all wet.
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Make sure it had
a nice bit of suction on it.
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Get a good clamp on. Bish-bosh-bash.
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You know, responsibility?
Ask me two plus two.
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I don't even know what numbers are!
I'm fucking that stupid!
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Yeah, but you seem to know a lot
about how to suffocate children in cots
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for someone who's as stupid
as you claim to be.
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We're just talking amongst ourselves.
Nothing's fucking happened, has it?
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Actually, is it us,
or is it foxes that do it?
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Foxes rip 'em to shreds.
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You leave a baby in the garden,
it's your own fault.
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Or leave the lean-to doors open.
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"Oh, a fox ate my baby!"
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Yeah, you left it in the living room
with the door open, you cunt!
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Oh.
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-What have you seen?
-Right little gut bucket.
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-Oh, fuck me!
-Like a plastic bag full of chum.
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Oh, we're not gonna
have to fucking eat for a week.
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Oh God. How do you kill it?
Just bite through its neck?
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-You're not actually gonna eat him.
-'Course we are.
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-Look.
-What do they taste like?
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-Dunno. We're gonna find out, aren't we?
-Tastes fucking lovely.
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-That one will taste bad.
-Why?
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Well, look at him.
I mean, that's very low-quality meat.
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-Yeah, but we love fat, don't we?
-I love a bit of fat.
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Look. Oh, his fucking parents
have fed him up lovely.
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-Little Wagyu fat kid.
-Yeah. "Eat this, darling."
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"What do you want?" "I want cake!"
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-"Have cake, then, you cunt!"
-"Don't cry! Don't cry!"
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"Have another bit of cake."
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"Yeah, shove it down your fucking throat,
you little foie gras fatty fucker."
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Parenting with the fucking food.
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Okay, here he comes.
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Wait for it. Wait for it.
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One, two.
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Oh fuck!
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-Come on. He's had enough.
-Where was the three?
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-I didn't say three. I jumped on three.
-We were waiting for three.
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-I know. Yeah.
-There's a set thing to these things.
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Think. Fucking think.
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{\an8}Is every day this exciting with you guys?
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{\an8}Huh.
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{\an8}I guess.
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{\an8}Anyway, let's find your family.
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Oh, look at Old Pete.
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He looks fucked, doesn't he?
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-Hi, Pete.
-Off to the vet.
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Yeah.
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He'll sort you out.
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No.
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It's a one-way trip. I heard 'em talking.
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And they're right.
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I've had a great life.
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No point in a few weeks of pain.
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It's been a pleasure.
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I've... I've heard you don't feel a thing.
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See you on the other side.
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See you, mate.
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-See you, old mate.
-See you later.
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-Good luck, Pete.
-Bye.
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-All the best.
-Yeah.
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00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:59,415
Sorry, kid. Do you mind if we carry on
looking for your house tomorrow?
234
00:10:59,416 --> 00:11:01,916
I think we're all a bit gutted about Pete.
235
00:11:02,416 --> 00:11:03,958
Yeah, 'course.
236
00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:06,123
How old was Pete?
237
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,291
Really old.
238
00:11:07,791 --> 00:11:11,124
-Like, fucking, what was he? 16?
-Mm-hmm.
239
00:11:11,749 --> 00:11:13,833
How long have I got if I live that long?
240
00:11:14,666 --> 00:11:19,040
Well, you're... nought now.
241
00:11:19,041 --> 00:11:22,790
-So 16 minus nought is...
-Can you work that out?
242
00:11:22,791 --> 00:11:24,873
-S... Sixteen. Yeah.
-Sixteen, yeah.
243
00:11:24,874 --> 00:11:26,373
-Yeah, I was about to...
-Were you?
244
00:11:26,374 --> 00:11:27,707
-Yeah.
-Okay.
245
00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:31,123
-Working it out. "Can you work that out?"
-There was a bit of pause. That's all.
246
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:34,665
-Don't you pause when you're working out?
-Sixteen minus nought.
247
00:11:34,666 --> 00:11:36,957
-You don't pause?
-Hm, what could that be?
248
00:11:36,958 --> 00:11:41,332
Just, "Oh! Let's work summat out!"
"No! Let's go straight to the answer!"
249
00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:43,832
Where's the working out
if you say the answer straight away?
250
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:46,957
If it's minus nought,
there isn't usually a lot of working out.
251
00:11:46,958 --> 00:11:48,748
-Wow.
-Says you.
252
00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:51,333
Yeah! Says you, you fucking cunt!
253
00:11:59,749 --> 00:12:02,458
There's always something
that fucking spoils the day, isn't there?
254
00:12:02,958 --> 00:12:07,708
We've got so few days to start with,
and they're always fucking ruined.
255
00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:10,124
It's tough being a cat.
256
00:12:10,916 --> 00:12:13,708
Better than being a snail though,
innit? Getting trampled on.
257
00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:16,291
-Well, yeah. A lot better.
-Yeah.
258
00:12:16,791 --> 00:12:19,623
{\an8}Well, yeah, but I don't wanna
compare my life to a snail.
259
00:12:19,624 --> 00:12:23,165
{\an8}Of course it's fucking better.
They've got no conscience, have they?
260
00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:26,790
We fucking introspect,
so we know the pain of life.
261
00:12:26,791 --> 00:12:28,332
So we can go, "Oh, woe is me."
262
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:31,082
A snail doesn't even know it's tough
'cause it doesn't know anything.
263
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:34,790
It's a fucking bit of snot
in a fucking shell, innit? Cunt.
264
00:12:34,791 --> 00:12:36,165
You spoken to one?
265
00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:39,082
No, I haven't. There's no point
'cause they haven't got any...
266
00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:42,290
-They got no chat, have they?
-They got no fucking bants.
267
00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:45,374
You can go to a snail,
"All right, mate, what are you doing?"
268
00:12:48,041 --> 00:12:50,957
-"What?"
-Just be careful, and pipe it down.
269
00:12:50,958 --> 00:12:52,248
-Why?
-Could be rude.
270
00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:53,332
What? Be rude?
271
00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:55,415
He's sticking up
for those slimy little cunts.
272
00:12:55,416 --> 00:12:56,873
-Why? Why?
-Yes, I am, actually.
273
00:12:56,874 --> 00:12:58,748
You rubbing 'em on your knob?
274
00:12:58,749 --> 00:13:02,082
I hang out with snails when I'm not
with you, and they're a nice bunch.
275
00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:03,623
-You hang out with snails?
-Yeah.
276
00:13:03,624 --> 00:13:05,207
-Why?
-We go up the recreation park.
277
00:13:05,208 --> 00:13:07,707
-Hang out by the slides.
-How long does that take you?
278
00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:09,791
-Day and a half.
-What do you talk about?
279
00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:11,873
We just look at each other.
280
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:15,082
You're just accompanying snails
very slowly to the slides?
281
00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:17,957
Do they know where they're going,
or are they going and you're following?
282
00:13:17,958 --> 00:13:19,498
Are you just observing snails?
283
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:20,998
No, I'm taking the lead, mate.
284
00:13:20,999 --> 00:13:24,123
Fucking hell.
I'll tell you what's like a snail,
285
00:13:24,124 --> 00:13:27,041
but better and lives a lot longer,
a tortoise.
286
00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:29,582
I wonder what being a tortoise is like.
287
00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:32,123
I know what fucking one's like.
288
00:13:32,124 --> 00:13:33,623
{\an8}Night.
289
00:13:33,624 --> 00:13:35,083
{\an8}-Night.
-See you.
290
00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:45,708
Gus.
291
00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:47,415
What?
292
00:13:47,416 --> 00:13:49,582
I definitely have to die, right?
293
00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:50,666
Yeah.
294
00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:53,874
I don't wanna not exist.
295
00:13:54,374 --> 00:13:56,041
I... I wanna live forever.
296
00:13:57,208 --> 00:13:58,499
Well...
297
00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:01,165
Well, in a way, you do live forever
298
00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:06,833
because we live on
in the memories of the friends and family
299
00:14:07,541 --> 00:14:11,623
that knew us, and they remember
things we did and said, and so
300
00:14:11,624 --> 00:14:15,666
even though we're not around
sort of physically,
301
00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:19,165
we are sort of still here in a way.
302
00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:20,166
Hm.
303
00:14:20,749 --> 00:14:25,415
So you'll live on forever
through all the things you've taught me.
304
00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:26,416
Yeah.
305
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:39,958
Well, the sun is surely sinking down
306
00:14:42,291 --> 00:14:46,166
But the moon is slowly rising
307
00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:54,041
So this old world
Must still be spinning round
308
00:14:56,458 --> 00:14:59,874
And I still love you
309
00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:06,333
So close your eyes
310
00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:09,790
You can close your eyes
311
00:15:09,791 --> 00:15:11,208
It's all right
312
00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:16,916
I don't know no love songs
313
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:21,708
And I can't sing the blues anymore
314
00:15:24,374 --> 00:15:26,499
But I can sing this song
315
00:15:29,833 --> 00:15:34,333
And you can sing this song
When I'm gone
316
00:15:40,666 --> 00:15:42,083
It won't be long
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