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Their own future.
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Bob, I've been trying to call you.
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I didn't hear the phone.
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Did George come back here?
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No, why?
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Listen, George came home, but it wasn't
George.
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I know that sounds crazy.
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No, it sounds really crazy.
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Look, whatever happened, you'll be safe
here.
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We'll find George and get to the bottom
of this.
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In the meantime, I've got a fundraising
lecture to give. So you stay here and
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I'll be right over. No, no, no.
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I'm not staying in here by myself.
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All right. Why don't you come on in and
watch?
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I'll be able to see you the whole time.
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Come on. I'll get through it as quickly
as I can, okay?
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This jar here contains the mummified
organs of Queen Aquila.
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They were removed during the
mummification process.
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This is unique to Peru, but common in
the embalming process, as we've seen in
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Egypt.
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The customs in Egypt are very different,
but we'll touch on those next week.
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Thank you for coming.
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George, is that you?
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Help.
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Help me.
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Get me out of here.
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Help.
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Damn, thank God.
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They knocked me out and left me in here.
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They?
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We.
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I am now as I was long ago.
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Vital and ready to rule.
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He needs the pleasures of the flesh.
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You, Anne, you rejected your husband
earlier.
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Will you reject this one who is not?
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I knew that wasn't my real husband.
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And this is the real Bob.
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No, your husband is dead in my tomb.
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You rejected what was left of him.
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You killed a man.
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Now here is another for you.
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How can you say the sexual side is not
real?
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Who needs the cold, doubted intellect
and the dry reason?
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And you can have the body's heat and the
wet passion.
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But choose one.
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Because only one.
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can survive.
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I feel fine.
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You've always wanted your friend's wife
and did nothing about it.
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That's a lie.
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I must have her.
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I have seen my fate if I don't.
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Be with me, Anne.
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You know you've always wanted to.
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No.
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Yes.
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I am my darkest secret.
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We flirted.
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I pretended that father won.
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But you knew there was more to it.
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Is that true?
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I had feelings for you, sure.
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Deep enough feelings to hide them from
George, who's my best friend.
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Don't follow the Queen.
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Can't you see what she's all about?
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Primal instincts above all else.
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True unity of love.
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And be with me. No!
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Come on, Ann.
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Bring it to me and we can get out of
here. No, Ann.
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Crush the amulet.
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No!
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Bring it to me!
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No!
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What can I do?
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Give me your strength.
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for the last time.
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What will you two do?
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He has no sexual side.
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You killed that.
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Your future will be passionless and
grim.
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She's right.
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What good can I be to you?
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I can seduce a great mind.
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I've got a great mind.
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What could be more romantic than a trip
to Egypt?
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How about a nice long bath together?
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I better check with the front desk about
when the tour leaves.
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Look, Ann, this is going to be our first
time. I just want it to be right.
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It's never perfect the first time, so
why don't you just think of this as
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practice?
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Come on, honey, not now.
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I mean, we came all this way. Don't you
want to see the pyramids?
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I'll show you pyramids.
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Welcome to my city.
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clothing than that to protect yourself
from the sun.
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The rest of the group is out in the
hall.
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Let me bring them in and introduce you.
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Thanks, but we'll meet them on the bus.
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As you wish. We leave immediately.
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That was close.
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Not close enough.
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Tigret! Pyramids, the only surviving
wonder of the ancient world.
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Napoleon was the first to explore the
halls in which we walk.
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His engineers blasted their way in and
discovered these hallways, but they
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never found the body of Pharaoh Cuckoo,
who's supposed to be buried here.
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Excuse me, but that's not right.
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It was the Muslim Caliph who opened the
pyramids in the Middle Ages.
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Who are you, sir?
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An archaeologist?
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As a matter of fact, I am.
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Anyway, folks, my point is, it is my own
belief, passed on to me by my
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great-grandmother, who lived to be 147,
that the pyramids were built
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not as tombs, but as something else.
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I've heard that theory, and I've never
met your great-grandmother.
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A shame for you, sir.
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She was a wonderful woman.
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Come, folks. Perhaps we will be the ones
to finally solve the riddle of the
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pyramid.
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It's the riddle of the Sphinx.
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I can't listen to any more of this.
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Okay, you don't have to.
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Ah, folks, there you are. I thought I'd
lost you.
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Never. My wife, Sasha, has prepared
dinner for us back in Cairo.
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So we go now, yes?
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Where did this come from?
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I'll just take it home for my wife.
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Homer, where were you?
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Smoking tunnel leaves again?
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Sorry, Dest.
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I had something for you.
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I'm not so useless after all.
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Dear doctor, I'd better see if there's
anything I can do.
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Are you all right?
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Something terrible.
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What was it?
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I don't know. It was horrifying.
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I have a body again.
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Soon, with your help, I shall have
others.
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I shall give all I can to you, my queen.
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You shall give me more than you can
imagine.
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But first, bring me the American woman.
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Well, it looks expensive, but it's nice,
though.
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It looks nice enough for a lady as
pretty as you.
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Where is your husband?
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My husband's dead.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I just assumed.
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No, it's okay. You had no way of
knowing.
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No, my husband's name was George.
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God, I haven't even thought about him
since we've been here.
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He was an archaeologist.
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He would have loved this trip.
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George and Bob worked together, and now
we're together.
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I've made you sad.
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Please, let me give you a gift to
apologize.
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No, it's not necessary. Please.
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gather people for the banquet.
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This will be a banquet.
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I've heard of stumbling on to great
discoveries, but did this...
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George?
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My God!
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You son of... And I thought you were
dead.
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I can only remember parts of what
happened.
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I was left for dead, wrapped up like a
mummy, then walled up in Queen Oklo's
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tomb in Peru.
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I only had a single torch, and when it
went out, I just sat there for, I don't
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know, days, weeks, could have been
years.
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Then, it was the most beautiful thing I
had ever seen.
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As I looked at it, I could feel my...
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We're all being taken over by another
alien power.
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From that moment on, her spirit
controlled me.
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I knew her thoughts because they were my
own.
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You know, asexual power is what she
craves. It's what gives her life.
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There have long been theories connecting
the pyramids in South America with those
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in Egypt.
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I know now that they are portals from
one place to another, powered by sexual
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energy.
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But that makes you and Anne generated
and set the Queen free.
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Anne and I, we thought you were dead.
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I never would have touched her if I'd
have known.
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I know. It's all right.
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But right now, Anne's in trouble.
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The Queen's body is destroyed and she
seeks another.
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She sees Anne's body as her own.
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No.
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Anne's safe. She's right over there.
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She was right here.
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Anne.
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That's not Anne.
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That's the queen in Anne's body.
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Look, they're taking gifts to their
queen.
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All right.
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We need to disguise ourselves and follow
them.
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These gifts are fine indeed, but I need
flesh.
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Yours might do.
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still here, you're not worthy of a
queen.
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Bring me another.
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He was a fine dessert, but hardly a
meal.
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Is there anyone with imagination and
passion?
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I have brought my goat, or perhaps my
llama.
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Definitely not.
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Does anyone have any better ideas?
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I have an enormous tongue.
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Show me.
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Not like that.
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The amulet is the key.
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The queen possesses anyone who wears it.
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We can just get it off her neck, then
Anne will be free.
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Yeah, but how?
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She's only with one at a time. One man
can't overpower her.
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We need to both give her something that
no one else can.
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I know.
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An intense aphrodisiac.
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She won't be able to resist.
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We'll anoint her with a lot of oil.
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Your idea of enormous and mine are
somewhat different.
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But you make up and scale what you lack
in size.
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Let's go again.
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You mortals, how tedious you can be.
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Size oil?
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Did you see the gifts they were bringing
to the queen?
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Rugs, jewelry, antiques.
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If the queen knew anything about the
modern world, she'd be demanding...
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Stereos, televisions, computers.
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Yeah, but massage oil?
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She doesn't know. We just have to
convince her that this is the world's
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greatest love potion.
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Bob, if we're going to save Ann, we've
got to make this work.
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All right, let's do it.
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That is close enough.
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What gifts have you brought? A precious
oil with powers of passion beyond
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anything the queen can imagine.
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She has a vivid imagination.
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To be sure, but this is beyond that.
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I will give it to her. No.
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We must administer it ourselves in a
secret way, or the god will get angry
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and prevent it from working.
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What god is this?
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Anxanaman, a great and powerful god from
the Middle East.
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Oxenamen. Oh, you blaspheme to even
breathe that God's name.
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I have never heard of this oxenamen.
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Oh!
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It's a 1930s deity.
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This oil has power the world over.
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I do not believe you.
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We will stake our lives on its powers to
give you undreamed of excellence.
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You are the first to offer me your lives
in many eons.
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I accept.
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You may proceed.
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Your death will amuse me.
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As you wish.
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Be this as of the earth and the gods.
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Smell its sweet aroma.
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Feel its warmth.
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Let its wetness caress your lovely skin.
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out of your minds?
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George!
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What a scandal!
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When word of this gets out, we'll be up
to our ears in tourists!
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We haven't.
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Think of the paper we'll be able to
publish when we get this back to the
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museum. Yeah, and think of the people
it'll bring in.
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Right. We better get this out of here
before they discover that we have it.
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Thank you.
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