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Salem?
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Glee club!
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Oh man, don't do that to me.
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Sorry, but I need a favor.
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See, I haven't had
a date in weeks.
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No.
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Come on, you've done it before.
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Well, I'm not doing it again.
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I'll make it worth your while.
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Hmm... okay,
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but it's going to cost you.
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Here's your cat, ma'am.
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I can't believe he did that.
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Bad kitty.
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Cats aren't the
brightest animals.
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You are so right. Ow!
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, I am fine.
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How can I ever thank you?
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Oh, look!
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A freshly baked
homemade seven-layer cake.
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Would you like some?
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Was it made by a single gal?
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Yes, sirree.
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I'll just put my ladder away
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and be right back.
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Good work, Salem.
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Show me the tuna!
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♪ You got to show me the tuna ♪
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Say, "I love the black cat."
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I love the black cat!
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I can't hear you. I
love the black cat!
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I lovethe black cat.
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When I go out, I
like to go Dutch.
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[ Clicking heels]
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Yes, genetics
willbe on the final.
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Everything we studied this
semester will be on the final...
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Including what mitosis is.
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It's not fair.
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We only get three days
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to learn a semester's
worth of biology.
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I guess we were supposed
to be learning it all along.
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I wish I could read my notes.
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Can you decipher this?
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"Mitosis is..."
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Nope.
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I'm doomed.
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Look, you can borrow my notes.
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We'll get through
finals together.
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Well, if it isn't
the cutest couple
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in the sophomore class.
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Geez, Libby, you're
running out of insults.
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No. I'm on the
yearbook committee.
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I just you'd like to know you've
been voted "cutest couple."
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I'd like to thank the academy...
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You're being very
brave about this, Sabrina
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considering the curse.
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What curse?
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Every couple who
ever won the award
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broke up by the
first day of finals.
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That's ridiculous.
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And sad.
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Well, you don't think
there's a curse, do you?
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No. We're solid as a rock.
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Curses belong in fairy tales
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along with giant
beanstalks and... witches.
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Zelda, will you do me a
favor and choke on this bread.
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What?!
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I can't think
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of any other way to
see my fireman again.
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You choke; He
heimlichs; We go dancing.
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Hilda, it's wrong
to distract a fireman
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from his public duty.
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Hey, I pay taxes.
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Oh, thank goodness you're home.
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Choke on this.
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Gladly.
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Stop that!
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Is everything okay?
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Depends on whether
curses are real or not.
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Harvey and I got voted
the "cutest couple"...
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No! Oh, no!
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What?
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Nothing. She's
just excited for you.
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And don't you worry about this
curse... you're going to be fine.
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Really?
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Absolutely.
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Cool.
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Then all I have to
worry about is finals.
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What are you saying?
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You know curses
count double for witches.
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Yes, but there's nothing
Sabrina can do about it.
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Knowing just makes it worse.
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Curses!
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Salem: Hurry up,
Sabrina... you'll miss the bus.
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Oh. Salem!
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Have you seen my biology notes?
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Nope. The sports section's
lining my box this week.
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But I need them.
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Chill, little witch.
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Just use a "finding"
spell in your magic book.
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Ah, here we go.
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"Finder of lost things, help me
find my... enter lost item here."
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Oh.
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Finder of lost things, help
me find my biology notes.
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I'm here.
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Who are you?
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Roland, finder of
lost things, local 134.
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Nice to meet you.
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If you'll just
sign this contract
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I'll be happy to get to work.
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It's really long.
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That's just to cover us
in the event I get trapped
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under something heavy.
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There.
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Okay.
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Stand back, please.
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[ Clears throat]
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Aha!
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I found your notes...
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And 50 cents.
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Thanks.
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Here you go.
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Get yourself something nice.
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I'm not looking
for a gratuity...
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Just my standard fee.
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What's that?
Anything in this room.
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It says so right
in that contract.
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Anything?
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Well, I have quite a selection.
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How about this
lovely paperweight?
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I don't need a paperweight.
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How's this bed?
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Oh, kind of lumpy.
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Ooh! I love this clock radio.
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Could you hurry up?
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I'm late for class.
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You know, you're kind
of cute when you pout.
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Could you just decide?
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Okay, I know what
I want... you. Me?!
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I want your hand in marriage.
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I'm only 16.
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I know you're kind of
old, but... that's okay.
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I don't have time
to deal with him.
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There's a troll in my room;
I'll tell you about it later.
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Did she say a troll?
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Intestinal peristaltic
action moves food
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through the body,
making digestion
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both a mechanical
andchemical process.
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Yes, Jenny.
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Did we even study that?
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For a week.
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Who's that?
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Oh, no.
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May I help you?
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I'm here to see
Sabrina... Personal matter.
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She's in the middle of class.
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I'll wait. Mind
if I have a seat?
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Uh, he's an actor.
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You can catch him
at the renaissance fair.
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Can we get back to learning?
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[ Groans]
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How long is the large intestine?
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Oh! Oh! Call me! Call me!
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Yes?
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The large intestine's
is over two miles long.
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No, it's not.
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Yes, it is.
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It's five feet Max.
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What do youknow?
He's the teacher.
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I'm telling you...
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Human beings do not
have four stomachs.
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Well, let's open youup
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and find out.
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Leave me alone!
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Tha-that's all for today.
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I'm not finished yet.
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Who isthat guy?
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Oh, it's a really funny story.
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I'll tell you about it later.
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Got to go.
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So, do you want a big
wedding or just the family?
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We're notgetting married.
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Hey, Harvey, come sit with us.
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Who's that?
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My boyfriend.
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"Boyfriend"?
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Hi, guys.
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Harvey, this is Roland.
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Nice to meet you.
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Get lost, farm boy.
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"Farm boy"? I've never
been on a farm in my life.
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I find that hard to
believe, farm boy.
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My name's Harvey.
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Harvey, the farm boy.
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Why don't you back off?
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Why don't you make me?!
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It's go time, goober!
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I'm not going to fight you.
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Ooh, chicken.
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[ Clucking]
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Thinking of the farm, farm boy?
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That's it! Stop!
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Roland, quit it and
get off the table!
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Sabrina, what's going on?
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It's a funny story.
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I'll tell you
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about it later.
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Come on. Come on, come on.
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I think you could
have taken him.
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That was surreal.
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I have no idea
what just happened.
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Oh, it's the curse.
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I'm afraid you and
Sabrina are going down.
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Why did we have to be so cute?
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Now get in there
and no more fights.
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Do you understand?
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Okay, okay.
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Henpecked already...
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And I loveit.
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Oof! I'm exhausted.
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Mind if I make
myself comfortable?
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So she did say "troll."
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Ah...
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What's he doing here?
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I'll tell you in the kitchen.
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Go, go, go, go.
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[ Snoring]
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So what do I do now?
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We'd better call a lawyer.
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This contract looks authentic.
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Do you know any
troll specialists?
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We'll look one up
in the purple pages.
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Stuart clarkson here.
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You have a legal emergency?
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A troll has asked for
my hand in marriage.
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Did you sign a contract? Yes.
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Did you read the contract? No.
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Have a nice wedding. Wait!
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You can't go. You
have to help us.
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But you're asking me to
break a legitimate contract.
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Isn't that what lawyers do?
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Right...
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Where is the paper work?
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Hopeless...
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I am notgetting married.
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According to this, you are.
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Oh, no!
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What?
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Ah! Sorry. Misread a word.
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It's "dearth," not "death."
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Oh, man, I am
sweating up a storm.
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Do mind if I take off
my jacket and pants?
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Your pants?
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Yes. Well, don't worry.
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I'm wearing a four-piece suit.
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[ Doorbell chimes]
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Hey.
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Harvey.
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You left in kind of a hurry.
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Can I come in and talk?
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No!
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Um... why don't we
just step outside?
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Oh, this is nice...
The great outdoors.
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So, what did you
want to talk about?
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Who was that guy who tried
to beat me up at school today?
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Roland? Oh, it's a funny story.
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I'll tell you later.
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It islater.
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Well, he's a friend of my aunts.
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That's the funnystory?
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I don't tell it very well.
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Why do I feel like you're
keeping something from me.
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I can't really talk about it.
275
00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:22,020
It's too weird.
276
00:09:22,050 --> 00:09:23,600
Sabrina, I'm your boyfriend.
277
00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:25,500
Do you want us to keep
secrets from each other?
278
00:09:25,530 --> 00:09:26,460
No.
279
00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,880
So, can you tell
me who Roland is?
280
00:09:28,910 --> 00:09:29,770
No.
281
00:09:29,810 --> 00:09:31,710
Okay, I'm out of here.
282
00:09:31,740 --> 00:09:32,740
Harvey!
283
00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:41,400
Roland?
284
00:09:41,430 --> 00:09:42,980
Glee club!
285
00:09:43,020 --> 00:09:44,710
Roland, can I talk to you?
286
00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:46,050
Of course.
287
00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:48,430
Communication is the
foundation of any marriage.
288
00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:50,020
I'm not marrying you.
289
00:09:50,050 --> 00:09:50,980
Sorry.
290
00:09:51,020 --> 00:09:52,190
I didn't hear you.
291
00:09:52,220 --> 00:09:54,530
I'm not marrying you!
292
00:09:54,570 --> 00:09:55,770
Look, I'm very flattered
293
00:09:55,810 --> 00:09:57,530
that you chose me
over a clock radio
294
00:09:57,570 --> 00:09:59,880
but this is not my
idea of romance.
295
00:09:59,910 --> 00:10:00,910
Farm boy is?
296
00:10:00,950 --> 00:10:02,020
Yes. Harvey and I happen
297
00:10:02,050 --> 00:10:03,500
to be an award-winning couple.
298
00:10:03,530 --> 00:10:05,020
Even though
we're fighting now...
299
00:10:05,050 --> 00:10:06,360
You are? We'll work it out.
300
00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,740
Because Harvey and I
were meant to be together.
301
00:10:08,770 --> 00:10:10,670
So mylove goes unrequited.
302
00:10:11,530 --> 00:10:12,460
I guess there's
303
00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:15,910
no reason for me to
carry on this charade.
304
00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:17,150
You still deserve your fee
305
00:10:17,190 --> 00:10:18,530
for finding my notes.
306
00:10:18,570 --> 00:10:19,740
Want that clock radio?
307
00:10:19,770 --> 00:10:21,260
No.
308
00:10:21,290 --> 00:10:22,740
Can I say something?
309
00:10:22,770 --> 00:10:25,670
I've found a lot
of things in my life
310
00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:27,020
but I guess...
311
00:10:27,050 --> 00:10:28,840
I'm still looking for love.
312
00:10:31,190 --> 00:10:32,190
Good-bye.
313
00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:35,950
What did you do to him?
314
00:10:35,980 --> 00:10:37,880
Nothing. I just...
315
00:10:37,910 --> 00:10:38,950
Look, he left his hat.
316
00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:40,220
You'd better take it to him.
317
00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:41,770
It completes his outfit.
318
00:10:41,810 --> 00:10:43,330
I'll be right back. See ya.
319
00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,150
Hello?
320
00:10:53,190 --> 00:10:54,770
Roland?
321
00:10:54,810 --> 00:10:56,050
What do youwant?
322
00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,460
You forgot your hat.
323
00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:58,600
Who cares?
324
00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:00,060
Look, I'm sorry
things didn't work out
325
00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,120
the way you planned.
326
00:11:02,150 --> 00:11:03,570
Well, I got to go study.
327
00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:07,980
It's stuck.
328
00:11:08,020 --> 00:11:09,770
No. It's locked.
329
00:11:09,810 --> 00:11:11,260
You're trapped in here forever.
330
00:11:11,290 --> 00:11:12,740
You tricked me?!
331
00:11:12,770 --> 00:11:15,910
Sabrina, I'm a
finder, not a loser.
332
00:11:15,950 --> 00:11:17,430
[ Laughs]
333
00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:18,500
Oh, no.
334
00:11:18,530 --> 00:11:19,640
[ Cackling]
335
00:11:23,460 --> 00:11:25,460
So, when should we
have the wedding?
336
00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:26,190
Never!
337
00:11:26,220 --> 00:11:27,840
I think June would be better.
338
00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,500
You can't keep me here.
339
00:11:29,530 --> 00:11:31,080
Oh, yes, I can.
340
00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,640
Faster, faster.
341
00:11:32,670 --> 00:11:35,530
Please, I am dealing with
some incredibly big words.
342
00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,220
Guys, Sabrina went to return
Roland's hat an hour ago
343
00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:39,810
and she hasn't come back yet.
344
00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:42,360
Oh, no! That old troll trick.
345
00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:45,050
And it's perfectly legal.
346
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,980
Took me two days, but I
found that needle in a haystack.
347
00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:49,740
Don't you ever talk
about anything but work?
348
00:11:49,770 --> 00:11:50,880
[ Knocking]
349
00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:55,290
That must be the
wedding coordinator.
350
00:11:55,330 --> 00:11:56,190
My aunts!
351
00:11:56,220 --> 00:11:56,600
You've come
352
00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:57,670
to rescue me?
353
00:11:57,710 --> 00:12:00,330
Actually no, but we're
working on getting you out.
354
00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,600
Good luck. It's an
iron-clad contract.
355
00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:05,500
Yes, but we have a
lawyer with... Great legs.
356
00:12:05,530 --> 00:12:06,430
And in the meantime
357
00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,330
we brought Sabrina
her schoolbooks.
358
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,120
Woo-hoo. I'm engaged to a troll
359
00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:12,020
Andi get to study for finals.
360
00:12:12,050 --> 00:12:13,980
Okay, visiting hours are over.
361
00:12:14,020 --> 00:12:14,840
Once we're family
362
00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:16,910
you're welcome in
my house anytime...
363
00:12:16,950 --> 00:12:19,740
But for now, vamoose.
364
00:12:19,770 --> 00:12:21,500
Don't worry.
365
00:12:21,530 --> 00:12:22,640
We'll get you out.
366
00:12:22,670 --> 00:12:23,430
Before Friday
367
00:12:23,460 --> 00:12:25,080
or I'll fail biology.
368
00:12:26,530 --> 00:12:27,430
Forget homework.
369
00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:29,020
You're my Princess now.
370
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,360
I can dress myself.
371
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:38,050
Hopeless...
372
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,500
O-ho! A buried
clause. Is that good?
373
00:12:40,530 --> 00:12:41,610
"The party of the first part
374
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,950
may be rescued by
a prince she desires."
375
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,330
This may be the way out.
376
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:46,400
That's great!
377
00:12:46,430 --> 00:12:48,020
Do we know any princes?
378
00:12:48,050 --> 00:12:49,530
Eh, I'll set up some interviews.
379
00:12:49,570 --> 00:12:52,430
Under "special skills,"
it says wall climbing?
380
00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:53,570
Oh, that's old.
381
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:54,980
What about dragon slaying?
382
00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:55,950
Haven't done it in years.
383
00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:58,460
Look, I know I've let myself go
384
00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:00,840
but I think I can
handle a troll.
385
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:01,840
[ Sniffing]
386
00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,980
Do I smell pie?
387
00:13:04,020 --> 00:13:06,050
Look, I know 12 different ways
388
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,400
of killing you both
without leaving my chair.
389
00:13:08,430 --> 00:13:09,710
So, when do I start?
390
00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:12,150
Isis, you are our most
qualified applicant
391
00:13:12,190 --> 00:13:13,880
but we still can't use you.
392
00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:15,400
It's because I'm
a womanisn't it?
393
00:13:15,430 --> 00:13:16,640
Well, yes.
394
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:19,050
That makes me so...!
395
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:23,400
No. I'm going to save this
anger for my support group.
396
00:13:23,430 --> 00:13:25,050
Do you want some juice?
397
00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,190
Okay, we are
looking for a prince
398
00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:28,980
to save our niece from a troll.
399
00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:30,710
It could involve some swordplay
400
00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:33,400
and there is no guarantee
you'll come back alive.
401
00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:36,570
I don't want to die.
402
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:37,980
Don't cry.
403
00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:40,020
Do you want your mom?
Should we get the queen?
404
00:13:42,050 --> 00:13:43,770
Hi. Is Sabrina home?
405
00:13:43,810 --> 00:13:45,710
Oh, no. I'm sorry.
406
00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:47,910
Me, too. Well, when you see her
407
00:13:47,950 --> 00:13:49,670
could you tell her
I've thought about it
408
00:13:49,710 --> 00:13:50,530
and I'm willing to accept
409
00:13:50,570 --> 00:13:53,150
whatever weird
situation she's in?
410
00:13:53,190 --> 00:13:55,020
That's all. See ya.
411
00:13:56,360 --> 00:14:00,050
Harvey, would you
come in for a moment?
412
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,950
Sure.
413
00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:05,570
I... I couldn't help
but notice your jacket.
414
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:08,570
Who is the "termite king"?
415
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:09,840
My dad.
416
00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:11,050
That's his company.
417
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,080
Which would make
you the termite prince.
418
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,880
That's why I'm leaving the
area when I go to college.
419
00:14:15,910 --> 00:14:18,020
Will you excuse me?
420
00:14:18,050 --> 00:14:19,640
There's hope! The termite prince
421
00:14:19,670 --> 00:14:21,190
willstand up in
a court of troll.
422
00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:22,220
Yes! yeah.
423
00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:24,150
Only problem is Harvey's mortal.
424
00:14:24,190 --> 00:14:26,360
Do we have the fixings
for a memory loss potion?
425
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:27,910
Do we!
426
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,980
I see you two in a gazebo
427
00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:33,120
draped in wistaria...
428
00:14:33,150 --> 00:14:34,600
I'm loving it.
429
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:35,910
With garlands
430
00:14:35,950 --> 00:14:36,880
in her hair
431
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,020
and yours.
432
00:14:38,050 --> 00:14:39,640
Divine.
433
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:40,810
[ Chuckling]
434
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,150
I have an idea... why
don't you two get married?
435
00:14:43,190 --> 00:14:44,220
[ Snickers]
436
00:14:44,260 --> 00:14:46,740
I see the bride has
a case of cold feet.
437
00:14:46,770 --> 00:14:50,360
Oh... poor Sabrina.
438
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,840
Maybe I shouldn't put you
439
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,220
through all the stress of this.
440
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:54,840
You mean...? Yes.
441
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,810
Let's move the
wedding up to tomorrow.
442
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:57,950
Tomorrow?!
443
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,770
Somebody help me!
444
00:14:59,810 --> 00:15:00,950
Help!
445
00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:05,980
Mmm. Cinnamony.
446
00:15:06,020 --> 00:15:08,050
What we're about
to tell you is strange
447
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,950
so I hope you can accept it.
448
00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:12,880
I'm drinking from a chalice
in front of a guy with no pants.
449
00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:14,570
I'm trying.
450
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:15,840
So what's the truth?
451
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:18,530
Sabrina's a witch, and
she's being held by a troll
452
00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:22,400
in his castle and only a prince
who she loves can save her.
453
00:15:22,430 --> 00:15:23,430
That's all?
454
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,670
So the quest starts with me
going throughthe linen closet.
455
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,260
Yes. Wait.
456
00:15:30,290 --> 00:15:31,500
Your clothes are all wrong.
457
00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:36,050
I don't have to dress
like this forever, do I?
458
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,460
No. Just until you
vanquish the troll.
459
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,500
I couldn't vanquish
the troll in pants?
460
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:51,290
Sabrina! harvey?
461
00:15:53,050 --> 00:15:54,880
Sabrina!
462
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:55,910
Harvey!
463
00:15:55,950 --> 00:15:57,020
How's it going?
464
00:15:57,050 --> 00:15:58,740
What are you doing here?
465
00:15:58,770 --> 00:16:00,880
I'm supposed to
vanquish the troll.
466
00:16:00,910 --> 00:16:02,150
Oh. Come on up!
467
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:04,980
I can't. The door is locked.
468
00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:06,190
There must be a way.
469
00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:09,260
We have to think fairy tale.
470
00:16:09,290 --> 00:16:10,290
I've got it.
471
00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:24,290
[ Grunts]
472
00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:26,460
Harvey, climb up my hair.
473
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,770
You're okay with that?
474
00:16:27,810 --> 00:16:29,770
Yeah. Just don't split any ends.
475
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,080
[ Spitting]
476
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,640
Al...
477
00:16:39,670 --> 00:16:40,880
Most...
478
00:16:40,910 --> 00:16:42,050
There.
479
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,530
Hurry up.
480
00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:45,600
Ah, made it.
481
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,740
My prince has come.
482
00:16:47,770 --> 00:16:49,050
You look great with long hair.
483
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,710
Eh, it's a lot of upkeep.
484
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,080
Let me look at you.
485
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,500
So, I guess this means
486
00:16:56,530 --> 00:16:58,050
you know how weird my life is?
487
00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,190
Your aunts told me.
488
00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:01,290
I figured as much
when I saw you in tights.
489
00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:03,120
They're kind of bunching on me.
490
00:17:03,150 --> 00:17:04,270
Roland: Sweetheart, look what
491
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:05,810
the Billy goats sent us!
492
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:06,880
Quick, hide!
493
00:17:08,710 --> 00:17:10,360
I've got to get
rid of this hair.
494
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:14,910
It's a blender.
495
00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:18,910
What's he doing here?
496
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:23,430
Oh. Right, you're
good at finding things.
497
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,460
Where's my sword?
498
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,670
Where's my sword!?
499
00:17:27,710 --> 00:17:28,980
Aha!
500
00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:30,050
Found it!
501
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,360
Sabrina, what do I do?
502
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,880
Draw yoursword.
503
00:17:33,910 --> 00:17:36,500
Now, what do I do? Use it!
504
00:17:36,530 --> 00:17:37,530
[ Grunting]
505
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,840
Take... that!
506
00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,770
Take it back!
507
00:17:59,810 --> 00:18:00,810
Watch out!
508
00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:05,400
Time out. Time out.
509
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,080
Time in.
510
00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:17,770
Where'd he go?
511
00:18:17,810 --> 00:18:19,080
To your left!
512
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,570
Over here, farm boy.
513
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,050
I hate that name.
514
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,840
Don't worry, Harvey;
Here comes the air support.
515
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,980
Honey! That almost hit me.
516
00:18:39,330 --> 00:18:41,840
What are you doing?!
517
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,050
Hey, I'm dueling down here!
518
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,530
[ Sinister laughter]
519
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,220
You've taken your last
520
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:56,120
breath!
521
00:18:56,150 --> 00:18:57,530
My aim is true.
522
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,080
Bull's-eye!
523
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:02,950
And to think I complained
524
00:19:02,980 --> 00:19:05,600
about lugging that
around all year.
525
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,050
Harvey?
526
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,080
Harvey.
527
00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:11,810
What happened?
528
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:14,050
Sabrina, did you do this to me?
529
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:17,220
Sorry, Roland, but consider
yourself vanquished.
530
00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:19,400
You're a very complicated woman
531
00:19:19,430 --> 00:19:20,430
and more trouble
532
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:21,600
than you're worth.
533
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,220
The marriage is off.
534
00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:27,150
And if anyone asks, idumped you.
535
00:19:27,190 --> 00:19:27,810
We did it.
536
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,080
Let's frolic.
537
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,880
Wait! What day is it?
538
00:19:42,910 --> 00:19:43,840
Thursday.
539
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,360
We've got our
biology test tomorrow.
540
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,330
We've got to study.
541
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,360
Move it!
542
00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:54,530
Sabrina, you're back!
543
00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:56,810
Harvey saved me, and
now he knows everything.
544
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,260
Yep. Sabrina's a
witch; You're a witch;
545
00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:00,460
your sister's a witch.
546
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,530
It all makes sense.
547
00:20:01,570 --> 00:20:03,260
But only for 15 more seconds.
548
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:04,120
Then the knowledge
549
00:20:04,150 --> 00:20:06,020
will be erased from
his memory forever.
550
00:20:06,050 --> 00:20:07,220
But I like it like this.
551
00:20:07,260 --> 00:20:08,710
We have no secrets
from each other
552
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:12,600
then, for the next five seconds,
you have a perfect relationship.
553
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,360
Well, that doesn't
give me much time
554
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,640
but I always knew
555
00:20:15,670 --> 00:20:20,950
there was something magical
about you Sabrina, and now...
556
00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:22,080
What was I saying?
557
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:25,400
Uh, you were telling
me what mitosis is.
558
00:20:25,430 --> 00:20:27,530
Right.
559
00:20:27,570 --> 00:20:28,570
What is it?
560
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,260
And initial here.
561
00:20:33,290 --> 00:20:35,290
I found this pen, you know.
562
00:20:35,330 --> 00:20:37,540
Sabrina is now free and clear
to marry whoever she wants.
563
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,050
In return, you are
entitled to her clock radio.
564
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,190
I didn't really want it.
565
00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:42,330
I just took it to hurt her.
566
00:20:47,430 --> 00:20:48,670
It's the first day of finals.
567
00:20:48,710 --> 00:20:50,060
What are you two
doing holding hands?
568
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,530
We survived the curse.
569
00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:52,330
How?
570
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,290
It's a funny story.
571
00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:57,050
I'll tell you about it later.
572
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,120
You have 50 minutes.
573
00:20:58,150 --> 00:20:59,740
Don't start until everyone
574
00:20:59,770 --> 00:21:01,770
has a test.
575
00:21:01,810 --> 00:21:03,400
Sabrina, good luck.
576
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:04,880
You, too, and don't forget...
577
00:21:04,910 --> 00:21:05,530
Mitosis is...
578
00:21:05,570 --> 00:21:06,360
You may begin.
579
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:06,980
The process
580
00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:08,190
of cell division.
581
00:21:15,770 --> 00:21:17,710
Sabrina, we have a surprise.
582
00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:19,460
Since you did so
well on your finals
583
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,080
we think you deserve a reward.
584
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:22,640
I've been thinking that, too.
585
00:21:22,670 --> 00:21:24,120
So, where are we going?
586
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,020
Tony roma's?
587
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,150
No.
588
00:21:27,190 --> 00:21:28,150
What's going on?
589
00:21:28,190 --> 00:21:29,460
It's an around-the-world tour
590
00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:32,050
available only to
witches who ace biology.
591
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,400
And their relatives.
592
00:21:33,430 --> 00:21:34,980
First stop, Spain.
593
00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:36,220
Ole!
594
00:21:36,260 --> 00:21:37,910
They left me behind.
595
00:21:37,950 --> 00:21:40,080
Be strong. Don't cry.
596
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,330
[ Crying]
597
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:44,050
I can't believe we
almost forgot you.
598
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,430
What? Had you left?
599
00:21:45,460 --> 00:21:46,910
Yes. Now we have to catch up
600
00:21:46,950 --> 00:21:47,740
with the others.
601
00:21:47,770 --> 00:21:49,050
Ole!
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