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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:47,980 Uh, there's a restaurant just right up the way. There's an ocean view. 2 00:01:51,620 --> 00:01:56,000 Let's just get it, take away, and eat it on our balcony and watch the sunset. 3 00:02:00,940 --> 00:02:01,940 Let's get out of here. 4 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:03,160 Really? 5 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:04,360 You sure? 6 00:02:05,620 --> 00:02:07,500 What? Alright, alright. 7 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:10,840 Let's go. 8 00:02:15,220 --> 00:02:16,220 Really? 9 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:27,800 Is 10 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:38,220 that 11 00:02:38,220 --> 00:02:39,220 girl hitchhiking? 12 00:02:41,540 --> 00:02:42,540 Looks like it. 13 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:44,580 Is that the girl from the beach? 14 00:02:45,130 --> 00:02:46,150 It looks like she needs help. 15 00:02:49,910 --> 00:02:50,910 Absolutely. 16 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:52,910 Mona. 17 00:02:53,530 --> 00:02:57,270 No. Are you kidding me? We're in a third world country. 18 00:02:57,490 --> 00:02:58,910 It could be some kind of scam. 19 00:02:59,310 --> 00:03:01,710 There might be two guys waiting to grab us. 20 00:03:02,030 --> 00:03:05,090 Mona, what are you talking about? She looks American. She doesn't look like a 21 00:03:05,090 --> 00:03:09,330 criminal. That's what they said about Ted Bundy, Eileen Wuornos, and Nani Das. 22 00:03:09,810 --> 00:03:11,490 Who is Nani Das? 23 00:03:12,010 --> 00:03:13,470 Are you seriously saying... 24 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:14,800 Yes. 25 00:03:16,340 --> 00:03:17,940 What are you doing? 26 00:03:18,220 --> 00:03:19,220 What? 27 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,960 No, no, no, we'll stop. We'll stop, we'll stop, we'll stop. 28 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:26,660 Hey! 29 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:29,280 So glad you guys stopped. 30 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:30,659 Yeah, where are you going? 31 00:03:30,660 --> 00:03:35,640 I'm going about 10 kilometers up the road, or as far as you guys can take me. 32 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:38,300 Yeah, we could give you a ride. 33 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:45,940 Yeah, come on in. We actually, we're not staying 10 miles up the road. We are 34 00:03:45,940 --> 00:03:47,560 much further across that. 35 00:03:47,940 --> 00:03:50,140 Mona, what do you think? Our house is right up the road. 36 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:55,400 Get in. Come on. Come on. We'll give you a ride. Perfect. Yeah, hop in. Is that 37 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:56,279 good? Yes. 38 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:57,280 No problem. 39 00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:01,620 Thanks, guys. 40 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:04,480 I really appreciate that. 41 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:06,560 No problem. 42 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:07,720 You sound American. 43 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:10,040 Yeah, I'm also a New Yorker. 44 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:11,280 No way. 45 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:13,020 How did you know we're from New York? 46 00:04:15,100 --> 00:04:17,880 You know what? Maybe we just have an accent, you know? 47 00:04:18,140 --> 00:04:19,399 So, are you traveling alone? 48 00:04:19,899 --> 00:04:21,060 Yeah, I am. 49 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:25,040 It's actually the best way to travel. You can go where you want, when you 50 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,380 want. I prefer it. 51 00:04:26,620 --> 00:04:29,480 All right. So, how long are you in Seychelles for? 52 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:33,780 Oh, I actually have a one-way ticket. I'll be home when my work demands it. 53 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,100 Really? How long are you guys here for? 54 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,440 We're here for a week. 55 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Oh, nice. 56 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:43,400 You guys should check out some waterfalls. There is one about ten 57 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:44,440 minutes away from the village. 58 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:49,220 Oh, no. I've heard it's very dangerous to go into the rainforest on account of 59 00:04:49,220 --> 00:04:50,220 the indigenous tribes. 60 00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:54,200 Please, and don't even get her started about the yellow-bellied snakes. 61 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:55,560 Very poisonous. 62 00:04:56,540 --> 00:04:58,260 Deadly. In five minutes, you're dead. 63 00:04:58,520 --> 00:04:59,499 You know what? 64 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:03,140 You better just lock your doors and stay in your vacation home for the next week. 65 00:05:03,380 --> 00:05:05,240 That's what I've been telling my husband. 66 00:05:09,340 --> 00:05:13,480 Well, you guys aren't as stuffy as most. I mean, I've been standing on that road 67 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,120 for about ten minutes before you came by and picked me up. 68 00:05:16,660 --> 00:05:18,580 Thanks for picking up a complete stranger. 69 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:19,860 Our pleasure. 70 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,680 So, we're staying just right up the road. 71 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,040 Where can we take you? 72 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:26,280 Here's fine. 73 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,040 Just right up here? Yeah, perfect. 74 00:05:30,140 --> 00:05:32,980 Awesome. I actually don't have a place to stay. 75 00:05:33,260 --> 00:05:34,760 Lots of people are staying on the west side. 76 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:38,080 So, you just travel around without any reservations? 77 00:05:40,460 --> 00:05:43,460 You know, we actually have an extra room. You can stay with us. 78 00:05:44,460 --> 00:05:49,780 No, no, no. I prefer to stay all by myself, but thanks so much. It was nice 79 00:05:49,780 --> 00:05:50,519 to meet you. 80 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:53,340 Oh, I'm Tyler, and this is my wife, Mona. 81 00:05:53,860 --> 00:05:55,300 Hi, I'm Adriana. 82 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:58,560 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Thanks. Yeah, of course. Stay safe. 83 00:06:04,260 --> 00:06:05,260 Bye. 84 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:06,740 What? She was sweet. 85 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:09,360 She was a total whack job. 86 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:31,990 After you, darling. 87 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:37,930 Make sure you lock it. 88 00:06:38,910 --> 00:06:39,910 Don't worry. 89 00:06:46,050 --> 00:06:49,790 Lock it. It's locked. Lock the door, honey. Honey. 90 00:06:50,230 --> 00:06:51,230 All right. 91 00:07:10,629 --> 00:07:12,250 Oh, look at this. 92 00:07:15,590 --> 00:07:20,570 We came here to relax, and you just go on picking at vagrants off the street. 93 00:07:21,890 --> 00:07:26,570 Sweetie, she was hardly a vagrant. She was a traveler, and not to mention an 94 00:07:26,570 --> 00:07:27,570 American traveler. 95 00:07:28,570 --> 00:07:31,170 So we're going to start picking at hitchhikers at home now? 96 00:07:31,450 --> 00:07:38,370 You know, America is full to the brim with thieves, liars, and not to mention 97 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:39,370 murderers. 98 00:07:39,940 --> 00:07:42,180 Sweetie, you can't be so worried. 99 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:43,880 We're alive. 100 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:45,960 Unarmed. We survived. 101 00:07:46,860 --> 00:07:50,920 I think this calls for some celebration. 102 00:07:51,660 --> 00:07:52,940 Yeah, that looks nice. 103 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:57,000 Sweetie, you can't be so angry with me. 104 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:13,210 outside and we can relax in the pool. 105 00:08:13,730 --> 00:08:15,330 But what about the bugs? 106 00:08:16,670 --> 00:08:18,550 Come on, forget about the bugs. 107 00:08:18,990 --> 00:08:20,070 Let's go, come on. 108 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:50,140 Don't you dare. 109 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:51,900 Such a naughty boy. 110 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:58,620 You get 111 00:08:58,620 --> 00:09:05,440 in first. 112 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:06,680 You go first. 113 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:09,100 Okay. Ready? 114 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:10,800 One, two... 115 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:56,050 So nice. So nice. But, honey, I think we need some sunscreen. 116 00:09:56,530 --> 00:09:57,530 Yeah? Yeah. 117 00:09:59,830 --> 00:10:01,510 You want me to rub it on you? 118 00:10:04,230 --> 00:10:05,270 Yeah, I would like that. 119 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:34,900 That's my favorite part. 120 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,540 What's your favorite part? 121 00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:42,960 Oh, that feels so good. 122 00:10:44,340 --> 00:10:51,340 You're the sweetest man 123 00:10:51,340 --> 00:10:52,580 in the whole world. 124 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:57,320 Yeah, I'm saving your life right now. 125 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:02,720 That's right. Skin cancer does kill, though, and it's real. 126 00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:04,980 Thank you. 127 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:44,080 What's your flip over? 128 00:26:38,220 --> 00:26:39,220 Oh, man. 129 00:28:04,570 --> 00:28:05,570 Oh my god. 130 00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:58,480 Oh, my God. 131 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:13,659 Take me. 132 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,000 Take me. 133 00:34:15,100 --> 00:34:19,480 Take me. Take me. 134 00:34:27,469 --> 00:34:28,949 I want you to show me. I want you to show me. 135 00:34:29,510 --> 00:34:30,830 Just hold me. 136 00:34:31,030 --> 00:34:32,070 Hold me. 137 00:34:32,389 --> 00:34:33,288 Take me. 138 00:34:33,290 --> 00:34:35,370 Take me. Come to me. 139 00:34:35,929 --> 00:34:38,770 Just like that. Just like that. 140 00:34:59,790 --> 00:35:00,790 My God. 141 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:40,399 ordered food. 142 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:43,360 So that's probably the food, you know? 143 00:35:46,260 --> 00:35:52,700 No worries, just relax. 144 00:35:52,980 --> 00:35:53,980 Stay here. 145 00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:57,280 No, I'll figure it out. 9508

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