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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,320 That's DB Norton's opening attack on the governor. 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:04,740 Why Jim, it's just a letter sent into a column. 3 00:00:05,369 --> 00:00:06,180 No, no, I can smell it. 4 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:06,900 That's Norton. 5 00:00:07,060 --> 00:00:08,060 Good morning, gentlemen. 6 00:00:08,100 --> 00:00:08,640 Good morning, governor. 7 00:00:08,940 --> 00:00:09,940 You're rather early. 8 00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:12,280 Governor, did you happen to see this in a new bulletin? 9 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:14,680 Yes. 10 00:00:14,980 --> 00:00:16,516 I had it served at my breakfast this morning. 11 00:00:16,540 --> 00:00:17,540 Jim thinks it's... 12 00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:24,900 Should we... 13 00:00:53,090 --> 00:00:53,870 Sorry. 14 00:00:54,019 --> 00:00:55,390 Is everything okay? 15 00:00:57,750 --> 00:00:58,750 Yeah. 16 00:01:00,370 --> 00:01:01,150 Yeah. 17 00:01:01,151 --> 00:01:02,151 Totally. 18 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:03,250 Okay. 19 00:01:29,939 --> 00:01:31,016 Are you sure everything's okay? 20 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:32,040 Yeah. 21 00:01:32,989 --> 00:01:34,300 Hold on, let me just... 22 00:01:42,750 --> 00:01:44,310 One second. 23 00:01:54,799 --> 00:01:55,860 One second. 24 00:01:57,455 --> 00:01:58,455 What am I, not your type? 25 00:01:59,180 --> 00:02:00,180 No. 26 00:02:00,549 --> 00:02:01,840 No, no, no, no, no. 27 00:02:01,841 --> 00:02:02,040 I'm sorry. 28 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,020 Listen, that is not it. 29 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,040 That was a bad joke. 30 00:02:04,139 --> 00:02:05,520 You... Listen, it's not you. 31 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:06,680 Like, it's totally you. 32 00:02:06,681 --> 00:02:07,180 No, no, that was a joke. 33 00:02:07,220 --> 00:02:07,560 And like... 34 00:02:07,980 --> 00:02:08,520 No, no, no. 35 00:02:08,539 --> 00:02:09,460 I'm in my head too much. 36 00:02:09,461 --> 00:02:09,860 No, you're not. 37 00:02:09,940 --> 00:02:10,479 No, no. 38 00:02:10,670 --> 00:02:11,880 It was... I made a bad joke. 39 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:13,580 I'm so sorry. 40 00:02:13,830 --> 00:02:14,740 I didn't mean it like that. 41 00:02:14,780 --> 00:02:15,780 Seriously. 42 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:16,920 It's fine. 43 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:17,960 Hey... 44 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:19,500 I promise it's not you. 45 00:02:19,620 --> 00:02:20,040 It's fine. 46 00:02:20,620 --> 00:02:21,620 Okay? 47 00:02:21,930 --> 00:02:22,930 Bodies are weird. 48 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:26,500 It's okay. 49 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:34,800 Hey. 50 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:36,900 I'm having a good time. 51 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:42,660 So seriously, you've never happened to me before? 52 00:02:43,060 --> 00:02:44,060 I believe you. 53 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:50,040 Can you do me a favor? 54 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:52,600 What? 55 00:02:55,850 --> 00:03:01,410 Can you tell me a really embarrassing story about yourself? 56 00:03:02,370 --> 00:03:03,370 Why? 57 00:03:04,300 --> 00:03:05,750 Because it'll make me feel better. 58 00:03:06,310 --> 00:03:07,430 Oh my god. 59 00:03:07,630 --> 00:03:08,210 You have to. 60 00:03:08,310 --> 00:03:08,570 No! 61 00:03:09,130 --> 00:03:10,130 Just... 62 00:03:10,730 --> 00:03:12,150 It can just be like a small one. 63 00:03:12,630 --> 00:03:14,390 And... Look at me. 64 00:03:14,570 --> 00:03:15,850 I mean, I'm dying of shame here. 65 00:03:19,260 --> 00:03:20,260 Fine. 66 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:25,580 Okay. 67 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:28,300 So... 68 00:03:29,265 --> 00:03:37,240 When I was little, my dad made me do taekwondo, which, you know, I hated. 69 00:03:39,230 --> 00:03:40,440 Anyway, so, um... 70 00:03:40,690 --> 00:03:44,680 There was one time my dad wanted to eat beforehand, so we went to Whataburger. 71 00:03:44,681 --> 00:03:46,240 And we were waiting in line. 72 00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:48,680 And I had my gi on. 73 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:50,320 And... 74 00:03:50,984 --> 00:03:51,984 Um... 75 00:03:52,980 --> 00:03:55,116 You know, I was waiting in line with my dad and I 76 00:03:55,117 --> 00:03:57,840 was like, Oh, what if I just pretend to be sick? 77 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,280 So I, um... 78 00:04:01,910 --> 00:04:03,740 I started gagging. 79 00:04:06,150 --> 00:04:09,020 And I mean just like really, really selling it. 80 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:10,680 And, um... 81 00:04:11,610 --> 00:04:14,940 All these people in line started turning around and they were like, Um... 82 00:04:15,090 --> 00:04:16,090 Is he okay? 83 00:04:16,785 --> 00:04:18,019 And my dad was just like... 84 00:04:18,579 --> 00:04:19,360 He's fine. 85 00:04:19,590 --> 00:04:20,590 He's faking it. 86 00:04:20,730 --> 00:04:22,940 Meanwhile, I'm in the back going like... 87 00:04:24,700 --> 00:04:30,740 And I just got really awkward because, like, everyone was staring, but nobody, 88 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,940 including the employees, were doing anything. 89 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,940 And my dad was just like, he's faking it. 90 00:04:37,970 --> 00:04:40,280 And eventually I just... 91 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:42,280 Stopped. 92 00:04:44,875 --> 00:04:45,875 Okay, so... 93 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:47,240 I have a question. 94 00:04:48,900 --> 00:04:49,900 Tell me... 95 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:57,420 Who of the three quintessential Charlie's Angels would you be? 96 00:04:58,980 --> 00:05:01,320 Mind you, there is one right answer. 97 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:06,840 Lucy Liu, hands down. 98 00:05:07,470 --> 00:05:08,740 No, you would be her? 99 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:12,440 Yeah, she's objectively the best Angel. 100 00:05:15,530 --> 00:05:18,560 So... That was pretty recent for you, then. 101 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:20,120 Yeah. 102 00:05:20,525 --> 00:05:22,580 Like, I'd known for a while. 103 00:05:23,470 --> 00:05:25,900 You know, it was the classic... 104 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:28,400 Small town... 105 00:05:29,300 --> 00:05:33,240 Conservative parents, very religious sort of upbringing, and... 106 00:05:33,241 --> 00:05:39,063 You know, moved to a big city, got access to a bunch of dick, and. 107 00:05:39,183 --> 00:05:39,200 .. 108 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:43,620 Then it was like, yeah, I guess this is the thing. 109 00:05:44,715 --> 00:05:45,715 So... 110 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:47,040 I don't know. 111 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:49,040 So... Sounds pretty cliché. 112 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:52,500 Doesn't make it any less valid, though. 113 00:05:56,200 --> 00:06:00,398 I feel like if this were a gay movie, this would be the 114 00:06:00,399 --> 00:06:05,010 part where one of us says something real heavy, like... 115 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:07,450 Yeah. 116 00:06:08,020 --> 00:06:09,020 Something, like... 117 00:06:10,595 --> 00:06:11,595 Quietly profound. 118 00:06:13,490 --> 00:06:14,410 And they whisper it. 119 00:06:14,510 --> 00:06:16,710 And... Get all teary-eyed. 120 00:06:26,060 --> 00:06:27,060 You should do it. 121 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:30,750 Right now. 122 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:33,410 You should tell me something like that. 123 00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:39,030 Like... 124 00:06:40,030 --> 00:06:41,030 I don't know. 125 00:06:51,030 --> 00:06:51,630 This... 126 00:06:51,955 --> 00:06:54,350 Night was supposed to turn out much differently. 127 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:56,790 Hmm. 128 00:06:59,690 --> 00:07:00,690 Well... 129 00:07:03,230 --> 00:07:04,230 Tonight's not over yet. 130 00:07:09,260 --> 00:07:10,260 Hmm. 131 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:29,770 Yeah. 132 00:07:29,771 --> 00:07:30,771 I'm... 133 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:34,190 I'm getting up, man. 134 00:07:34,191 --> 00:08:01,250 I'm going to have to go to bed. 135 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,320 I have an early morning tomorrow. 136 00:08:31,570 --> 00:08:32,630 I mean, yeah. 137 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:34,210 I appreciate it. 138 00:08:34,230 --> 00:08:35,670 But like... Oh. 139 00:08:36,279 --> 00:08:37,559 I mean, you didn't see his face. 140 00:08:38,009 --> 00:08:39,610 And I just... 141 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:44,650 I can't help thinking that I ruined this and it's... 142 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,030 Hold on. 143 00:08:55,005 --> 00:08:56,005 Hey, sorry. 144 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,420 I gotta call you back. 145 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:58,840 Yeah. 146 00:09:04,050 --> 00:09:04,530 Hey. 147 00:09:04,770 --> 00:09:04,950 Hey. 148 00:09:05,619 --> 00:09:07,570 Uh, did I leave my... Oh, yes. 149 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:09,090 Um... 150 00:09:09,390 --> 00:09:10,130 It's over here. 151 00:09:10,330 --> 00:09:11,330 Okay. 152 00:09:20,170 --> 00:09:20,650 Cool. 153 00:09:20,969 --> 00:09:21,570 Thank you. 154 00:09:21,571 --> 00:09:22,571 Mm-hmm. 155 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:29,550 So I really do have an early morning... well, tomorrow. 156 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:30,030 Yeah. 157 00:09:30,649 --> 00:09:31,770 I didn't think you didn't. 158 00:09:31,910 --> 00:09:32,270 Good. 159 00:09:32,430 --> 00:09:33,430 Good. 160 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:40,700 Hey, look. 161 00:09:43,929 --> 00:09:47,600 If you're worried that I'm somehow offended or... 162 00:09:48,869 --> 00:09:53,180 turned off because of tonight, let me just say that... 163 00:09:53,529 --> 00:09:56,241 Look, you don't have to... No, please. 164 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,659 I know that you meant it when you said that... 165 00:10:01,079 --> 00:10:03,640 tonight was supposed to turn out differently. 166 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:05,880 And... 167 00:10:07,219 --> 00:10:10,260 I know that you're pissed off that it didn't. 168 00:10:12,409 --> 00:10:13,520 But honestly, I'm just... 169 00:10:15,139 --> 00:10:16,659 I'm just glad that we got to hang out. 170 00:10:20,989 --> 00:10:25,940 And I am perfectly happy taking things a little slower. 171 00:10:27,540 --> 00:10:29,060 If... you want to. 172 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:35,680 I'm... you know, still in this, if you are. 173 00:11:08,259 --> 00:11:09,480 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 174 00:11:09,481 --> 00:11:09,760 . 175 00:11:09,761 --> 00:11:10,761 . 176 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:13,760 . 177 00:11:24,660 --> 00:11:25,740 . 178 00:11:25,741 --> 00:11:26,741 . 10986

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