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-Are you still working?
-Yeah, going over the books.
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Is everything okay?
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Not sure.
Math ain't really my strong suit.
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Aw, honey, it can't be any worse
than your English.
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Let me see.
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Whoa! That's a really big number.
Is that what you owe?
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It's what we made.
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-That's amazing!
-I know.
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{\an8}-So there's definitely a mistake.
-Has to be.
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Well, do you want me to check it?
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-Are you good at math?
-Better than you.
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Okay, let me see.
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That's, uh...
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-Whatcha think?
-I think we should ask my mom.
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Well, there's your mistake right there.
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I knew it.
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No, you forgot to carry forward
last month's earnings.
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You're up even more than you thought.
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-So we made that?
-You made that.
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Holy crap!
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Wait, wait. Let me see. Let me see.
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Holy crap!
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Let's go out and celebrate!
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Or we could stay in.
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Ooh, I like the sound of that.
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O-Okay, I'm right here!
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Sorry. We'll go.
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Actually, I'm just gonna take this.
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Hoo, mama!
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No way. How?
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Between the U-Haul account and the
Chamber of Commerce sending us business
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we had our best month ever.
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And you're sure this is right?
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It's not that I don't trust you, I just...
don't.
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Mrs. McAllister checked it.
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-Holy crap!
-My exact words.
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You know what we should do?
We should each take a bonus.
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Or we do the smart thing
and pay down our debt.
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-That is the smart thing.
-So we're agreed?
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We're agreed that's the smart thing.
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-But we're not gonna do it?
-No.
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Turns out we had the best month
the store's ever had.
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After you retired.
That's a kick in the plums, huh?
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No, I'm happy for him.
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And also, I laid the foundation.
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And also, shut up!
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Don't be jealous, it's easier for Georgie,
he's just so handsome and charming.
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Hey, your father's charming.
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{\an8}Oh, don't listen to 'em, Mr. McAllister.
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{\an8}I couldn't have done any of this
without you.
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Thank you.
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Jerks.
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So, you got any fun plans for the money?
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Figure this might be a good time
to open a retirement account.
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My mottos is
"It's never too soon to save."
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{\an8}How is that your motto?
You don't make any money.
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Don't need money for mottos,
mottos are free.
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Georgie,
I know you want to be responsible,
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but I think you should treat yourself.
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There's no rush,
I'm gonna be successful my whole life.
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It's okay to splurge
every once in a while.
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I don't really need anything.
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Honey,
you still have shirts from high school.
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That wasn't that long ago.
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Let me take you shopping this weekend.
It'll be fun.
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I hate shoppin'.
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Yeah, I know. It's one of the things
I'm trying to fix about you.
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{\an8}Remember when we first
started making money at the store?
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Oh, yeah!
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{\an8}Connor was a baby
and I bought that rocking chair.
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Felt so extravagant.
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He did not like it.
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Threw up every time.
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I did a little splurging myself back then.
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You never told me that. What'd you buy?
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Ah, it doesn't matter.
It was a long time ago.
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Oh, come on, tell me.
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Okay. Bought a Super Bowl ticket,
fifty-yard line.
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And you didn't buy me a ticket?
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Well, I would've,
but the fifty-yard line's real expensive.
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You rat bastard!
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{\an8}Here I am feeling bad
about a chair I bought for our infant son
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{\an8}and you went to the Super Bowl without me?
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{\an8}Yeah, but we can laugh about it now.
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Unbelievable.
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That was like twenty years ago,
water under the bridge.
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Fine.
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I guess you're right.
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{\an8}I'm sure you got a couple things
you never told me.
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Oh, more than a couple.
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Well, there you go.
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-So what are they?
-I'll tell you in twenty years.
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Oh, come on. I might not still be alive.
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Oh, think of it as a reason
to hang in there.
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-How's it going in there?
-Okay.
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Might go a little better
if you come in and helped me out.
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Nice try, but fluorescent lights
and a lot of mirrors
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is not the turn-on you think it is.
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-Well?
-You look great. Let's get it.
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I don't know. Black jeans?
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It's not like I'm going to a wedding.
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Okay, how about just the shirt then?
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It's really white.
What if I spill something on it?
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Well, then you'll get it dry cleaned.
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I didn't want to come here, you think
I want to go to the dry cleaners?
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Come on, there's gotta be something here
that you want.
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-Well, that jacket's kinda cool.
-Oh. This one?
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-Okay, let's try it on.
-Okay.
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Here you go.
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Oh, yeah. Hubba-hubba.
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Oh, and it's on sale.
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-How much?
-Only a hundred and eighty dollars.
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A hundred and eighty dollars?
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I ain't spending that much on a jacket!
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No, but it's a hubba-hubba jacket.
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No, it's too much.
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God, I have sunglasses
that cost that much.
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You have sunglasses that cost
a hundred and eighty dollars?
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Okay, I thought if they were expensive
I wouldn't lose them. I was wrong.
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I'm gonna go change.
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Okay, and then maybe
after we can go to the shoe store?
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-I don't need shoes.
-Yeah, I'm not talking about you.
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-Sweet Jeep.
-Thanks. Just bought it.
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I didn't know you were looking for a car.
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I was gonna talk to you about it
over breakfast,
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but then I remembered you're not my wife.
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These things are built like tanks.
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I know.
You could drive this through a war zone.
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-So you gonna take it off road?
-And get it dirty? No way.
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-So, what'd you do with your bonus?
-Nothin'.
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Aw, dude,
you gotta treat yourself to something.
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Knowing that my family is taken care of
is my treat.
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I've got my whole life to buy stuff.
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But you're only young once.
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I wish I could have bought this thing
when I still had hair to blow in the wind.
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No, what you should have done is
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got a wife while you still had hair
to blow in the wind.
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I'm your only friend.
You should watch how you talk to me.
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That ain't true. Mandy's my friend.
My best friend.
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-Mornin'.
-Morning.
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-Sleep okay?
-Like a baby. You?
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Same.
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I mean, I did find myself thinking about
your little secrets.
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Who said they were little?
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You're screwing with me, right?
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Sure.
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Just tell me one, I won't be mad.
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Oh, yeah you will.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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Whoa, you went back and got the jacket.
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Yeah, Ruben convinced me
I needed to lighten up a little.
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Oh. Yeah, well, I did say the same thing.
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I'm like the lid on a jar of mayonnaise.
You loosened me up.
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Well, you do look sexy.
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I do, don't I?
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It's weird,
I'm not used to spending money on myself.
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Well, you never really had
any money to spend.
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Plus my parents always fought about money
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so I guess it made me a little,
what do you call it, frugal?
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You don't have to be frugal.
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We both have jobs. It's okay to treat
ourselves once in a while.
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You're right.
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You know, you buy what you want,
I buy what I want, everybody's happy.
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-What'd you buy now?
-The point is, everybody's happy.
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-Need a hand?
-What?
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-Need a hand?
-You're kidding, right?
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Why-Why would I be kidding?
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For our entire marriage you have never
once offered to help me with the laundry.
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Well, isn't it nice that we can still
surprise each other.
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Speaking of which,
I got you a little something.
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-What's this?
-Open it.
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-Astros tickets.
-Yep! Two of 'em.
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Yeah, I know it's not the Super Bowl,
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but these are great seats
right behind home plate.
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Thanks.
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And-And they're playing the Dodgers.
I know how you feel about them.
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I do hate those Hollywood hippies.
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-Great.
-You still can't buy my secrets.
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A-Are you sure? Did you see the price?
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But thanks for helping with the laundry.
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Here, these go in the dryer.
That's that thing right there.
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-Can I look?
-One sec. Okay.
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You bought a Jet Ski!
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Who's frugal now?
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Whatcha think?
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I didn't know you wanted a Jet Ski.
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My whole life.
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It's like a motorcycle except if you
fall off instead of dyin' you get wet.
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You know, I'm just a little surprised
we didn't talk about it first.
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Well, you're the one who said
I should buy whatever I wanted.
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Yep. I did. I did. And you did, so...
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Yay, Jet Ski.
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Picture it. You, me, out on the lake.
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Matchin' read swimsuits like Baywatch.
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Should've known Baywatch was behind this.
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I often ask myself,
"What would the Hoff do?"
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-The Hoff?
-David Hasselhoff.
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It's like "What Would Jesus Do?"
but one of 'em used to be Knight Rider.
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Well, can't argue with that logic.
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Best part, we ever get hit with
one of them tsunamis,
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me, you and CeeCee can Jet Ski right out.
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Or that logic.
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Why is there a Jet Ski in the driveway?
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Georgie bought it.
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Please tell me
he's not gonna keep it there.
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Oh, you don't like it?
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It's so white trash.
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What's next? A couch on the front lawn?
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Well, he does like sleeping outside.
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-It can't stay there.
-I agree. Go tell him.
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Amanda, don't make me the bad guy.
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I didn't make you the bad guy, God did.
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It's open.
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Jet Ski's got to go.
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-Where am I supposed to put it?
-Not my problem.
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-Can I put it in the back yard?
-No.
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-What if I park it on the street?
-No!
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-What if I--
-No!
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You're not gonna believe this. Your mother
won't let me keep the Jet Ski here.
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Oh, she is the worst!
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Hey.
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So, something going on with you and Mom?
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No, why?
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I heard her on the phone with Aunt Louise.
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What'd she tell her?
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I shouldn't say.
I'm trying not to be a gossip.
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Then why'd you bring it up?
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I said I'm trying. I'm not good at it yet.
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Okay, fine.
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I told her about something dumb I did
years ago and now she's torturing me.
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Ooh, what did you do? No, don't tell me.
I'm better than this.
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It's no big deal,
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she's just trying to make me think
she's got a secret I don't know about.
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-Does she?
-Probably. I don't know.
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Hey, um, you've got a weird relationship
with her, you ever hear anything?
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What's weird is a father asking his child
if he knows secrets about his mother.
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No, it ain't.
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What would she think?
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She doesn't need to know.
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Wow. Now you want the child
to keep secrets from his mother.
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You are some piece of work.
242
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:28,891
-Mornin'.
-Mornin'.
243
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,229
Why is there a Jet Ski in the garage?
244
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,648
Pretty sweet, huh? I bought it.
245
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,068
-Why?
-What do you mean why? You bought a Jeep.
246
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,696
Yeah, that I drive to work.
What are you gonna do with that thing?
247
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:45,366
What am I gonna do? Well, take it
to the lake and look like a badass.
248
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,328
How am I supposed to work with that here?
249
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,455
I'll pull it out during the day
and put it back at night.
250
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,082
Every day? For the rest of your life?
251
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:56,002
No, just 'till have a house on a lake
with a dock for my Jet Ski.
252
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,505
Oh, dude, this is just stupid.
253
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:03,092
Hey, you were all over me
to spend money and have fun, so I did.
254
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,762
Yeah, but this is just stupid.
255
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,599
You wanna be that way? Fine.
I'm not taking you to the lake.
256
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,642
-Georgie!
-What?
257
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,853
This is really stupid.
258
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,528
-Mind if I watch some TV?
-Knock yourself out.
259
00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:29,827
Please tell me.
260
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,330
Fine.
261
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:38,461
I know that every year you said
you were going to a tire convention
262
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,588
you really went to a casino.
263
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,887
Wait, that's not your secret,
that's my secret.
264
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,889
-Did you know I knew?
-No.
265
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,101
'Cause I can keep a secret.
266
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,479
That don't count. Tell me one of yours.
267
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,439
-You first.
-Well, I don't got anymore.
268
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,484
Well, then I guess you have
nothing to bargain with.
269
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:05,071
You're just bluffing.
I know everything about you.
270
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:10,493
Hey, uh, are you fakin' bedroom stuff?
'Cause I'm okay with that.
271
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,583
-Hey.
-Hey.
272
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,461
You're home late. Did you have a tow?
273
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,922
No, I had a little accident
with the Jet Ski.
274
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,884
-You took it to the lake?
-I backed it into Ruben's Jeep.
275
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:28,886
Oh, Georgie.
276
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,514
No, the important thing is
no one was hurt.
277
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,808
Although Ruben did cry a little.
278
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:37,103
Do you ever think maybe
this wasn't the smartest purchase?
279
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,982
You and everybody else was pushing me
to buy something so I bought something.
280
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:44,110
Well, I didn't mean a Jet Ski
we're never gonna use.
281
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,820
We'll use it. We'll go next weekend.
282
00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:48,197
-It's gonna rain.
-Well, the weekend after.
283
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,450
-CeeCee has a birthday party.
-She can skip it.
284
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:53,619
No, no! She skips
and then all the moms stop inviting her
285
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,037
and then she's got no friends.
286
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:58,166
She'll make friends.
Her dad has a Jet Ski!
287
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,585
You're not putting strange kids
on that thing!
288
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,170
You're not putting our kid on that thing!
289
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,213
Well, not now,
but once she learns to swim.
290
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,425
Georgie, it's okay to admit that
you made a mistake.
291
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,760
I've bought plenty of dumb things
in my life.
292
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,554
I know. I've seen your shoe closet.
293
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:16,100
Hey, my shoes are not dumb,
I love every single one of them.
294
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,978
Except for the clogs.
I'll give you the clogs.
295
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,440
Well, I love my Jet Ski. And someday
when we have a free weekend,
296
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:25,818
and the weather's nice, and CeeCee learns
to swim you're gonna love it too.
297
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,155
-Honey, are you listening to yourself?
-I don't have to. I know what I'm saying.
298
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:38,372
I don't know. It's kind of an eyesore.
299
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:41,918
You-You let Sheldon put that
big satellite dish in the front yard
300
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,628
when he was tryin' to spy on NASA.
301
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,380
We made him take that down.
302
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:49,008
The FBI made him take it down.
303
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,719
-Who do you think called them?
-Really?
304
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:55,348
I had their card on the fridge
ever since the Uranium incident.
305
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,768
I promise it's only temporary.
306
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:01,187
A couple weeks, just until I find
a better place to store it.
307
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,439
Just a few weeks, right?
308
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:04,857
A month, tops.
309
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,611
And hey, when we take it out on the lake
you should come.
310
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,322
That does sound kinda fun.
311
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,324
Finally, someone gets it.
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