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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:08,600 What do you want to see your master for? 2 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:11,040 I'd still like to ask him 3 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:15,880 whether the Purple Regnal Star is genuine 4 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:21,640 Even if you managed to ask him now, it's too late 5 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:23,360 No it's not late, Your Majesty 6 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:26,560 If that old frizzy hair was really speaking nonsense 7 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:30,080 he owes me an indestructible diamond body 8 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:33,040 so I can get through those fifty beatings 9 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:37,680 You sure have guts 10 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:41,640 Fancy dropping all courtesies toward your immortal master 11 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,240 If he pranked me 12 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:45,440 why should I be courteous with him, right? 13 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:50,480 Of course, that rule doesn't apply to you, Your Majesty 14 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:52,920 Zhang Tang 15 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:54,760 Yes, Your Majesty 16 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:58,000 Tell your charges to get ready 17 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,800 Get the biggest plank there is 18 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:04,440 Yes, Your Majesty 19 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:10,280 Mr. Zhang 20 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:13,240 Greetings, Your Majesty 21 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:16,240 - Take your seat. - Thank you, Your Majesty 22 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:21,640 Your Majesty, it's already midnight 23 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:26,320 My men 24 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:28,440 since it's time 25 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:31,360 - let's start stargazing. - Yes, Your Majesty. - Yes, Your Majesty 26 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:34,040 Where is Dongfang Shuo? 27 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:38,960 His Majesty ordered Dongfang Shuo to come along 28 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:40,360 Your Majesty 29 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:46,400 - He fled away. - Fled away? 30 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:50,760 - Zhang Tang. - Yes, Your Majesty 31 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:54,240 Hunt him down. Bring him here as soon as you find him 32 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:54,680 Understood 33 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:01,400 Dongfang Shuo! 34 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:03,680 Mr. Zhang 35 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:04,720 You wanna run away? 36 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:06,760 Run away? 37 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:08,200 Cut the crap! Get him! 38 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:11,200 Wait, who wants to run away? 39 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:15,880 Come on! 40 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:17,440 Be gentle! 41 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:19,160 Your Majesty 42 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,720 I got Dongfang Shuo on his way to escape 43 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:24,280 Your Majesty, I didn't! I didn't try to escape! 44 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:25,440 Then what were you trying to do? 45 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:26,600 It was the sudden call of nature 46 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:28,240 I wanted to answer it in secret 47 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,720 while Mr. Zhang stopped me by force 48 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,360 - So I… - Dongfang Shuo! 49 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:36,680 It's midnight, and where are your Purple Regnal Stars? 50 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:38,160 It's already midnight? 51 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:39,400 Yeah, it is 52 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:41,440 Mr. Dongfang 53 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:43,480 Is it? 54 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:46,600 - Then where are the Purple Regnal Stars? - Who are you asking? 55 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:48,040 You guys, of course! 56 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,360 Have you seen the Purple Regnal Stars? 57 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:54,400 Dongfang Shuo, stop pretending! 58 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:55,800 Your Purple Regnal Stars 59 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,840 realized it was past midnight 60 00:02:58,040 --> 00:02:59,840 and all went back to sleep 61 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:02,600 No 62 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:06,120 Purple Regnal Stars are not human. They don't need to sleep 63 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:07,400 Stop playing the fool 64 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,800 Your Majesty, Dongfang Shuo has lost 65 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:13,280 - Please order Mr. Zhang to execute him right away. - Yes! 66 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,480 - Dongfang Shuo. - Yes, Your Majesty 67 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,640 What else do you want to say? 68 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:19,480 Your Majesty, it's not time yet 69 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:22,360 It's already 70 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,080 - past midnight! - No! 71 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,320 My master clearly told me 72 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:33,040 the Purple Regnal Stars would show up around midnight 73 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:34,320 Around midnight 74 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:36,920 means twelve o'clock to one o'clock 75 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:38,960 So, Your Majesty 76 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,920 so long as the Purple Regnal Stars appear before o'clock 77 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,040 I shouldn't be counted as a loser 78 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:47,240 Your Majesty, he's trying to make an excuse 79 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:50,880 Dongfang Shuo 80 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:54,240 has got a point 81 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:57,080 Your Majesty, you are so biased in Dongfang Shuo's favor 82 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:01,080 - I think I should take my leave. - You can't go, High Priest 83 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,160 Your Majesty, an emperor is a man of his word 84 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:04,920 If you don't punish Dongfang Shuo 85 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,160 I'm afraid the gods in heaven will sneer at us 86 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:10,560 hindering your great cause 87 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:11,440 Exactly, Your Majesty 88 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:13,440 I don't need your bullshit 89 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:15,680 - Zhang Tang. - At your command, Your Majesty 90 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:20,040 Guards! Hit him with boards! 91 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:22,800 Your Majesty, it's not time yet! 92 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:23,680 It's already past time 93 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:24,920 No! 94 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,080 Purple Regnal Star! 95 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:28,960 Look! A Purple Regnal Star is up there! Your Majesty! 96 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:33,000 - And there's one more in this direction! - Look, everybody! 97 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:34,200 The Purple Regnal Stars! 98 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:36,880 That way! 99 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:38,920 Look, Your Majesty! There's one up there! 100 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:40,640 - There! And also there! - Yes! 101 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,480 Come to take a look, Your Majesty! 102 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:44,800 Look, Your Majesty! The Purple Regnal Stars showed up! 103 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,000 They are coming down 104 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:53,600 Your Majesty, they are all coming down 105 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:11,880 Your Majesty 106 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,720 Well… My master, Taishang Laojun 107 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:17,240 must have forgotten to inform me of that 108 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:23,480 Your Majesty, this view is such an unprecedented blessing 109 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:24,360 It implies that 110 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:28,680 you are an unparalleled emperor of all time 111 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:29,360 Indeed… 112 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:32,320 Congratulations, Your Majesty 113 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:33,880 Hold on 114 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:37,880 Your Majesty, for what happened today 115 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,240 whether it's because Li Shaojun's master forgot it 116 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:42,720 or it's because something else went wrong 117 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:45,960 I won, anyway 118 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:50,960 - Yes, Dongfang Shuo won. - Thank you, Your Majesty 119 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:55,440 Mr. Zhang, aren't you supposed to punish and hit Li Shaojun? 120 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:04,600 - Guards! Hit him with boards! - Yes, sir! - Yes, sir 121 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,440 Hold on, hold on! 122 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:10,720 Your Majesty, everybody 123 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:12,080 since Li Shaojun 124 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:15,560 has an unbreakable immortal body 125 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:17,440 that means 126 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:21,160 - no matter how hard you beat him, he won't feel pain. - Exactly 127 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:23,520 With his immortal body that doesn't feel pain 128 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:27,480 - he won't yowl for sure. - Exactly 129 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:29,440 Mr. Zhang 130 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:32,200 when you hit Li Shaojun with boards later 131 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:36,000 what if he wails? 132 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,320 Then he's a fake! 133 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:41,360 Then what should Li Shaojun be convicted of if he's a fake immortal? 134 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:43,320 The capital crime of deceiving the Emperor 135 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:48,040 Your Majesty, High Priest Li missed this grand occasion 136 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,080 due to his master's negligence 137 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:52,280 Besides, the first three prophecies all came true 138 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,320 Could you please let it go this time? 139 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:58,200 You can let Li Shaojun make you a few batches of elixirs 140 00:06:58,200 --> 00:06:59,760 - to make up for it. - Yes… 141 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:02,920 Qiankunzi! What the heck are you talking about? 142 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,760 Elixirs are elixirs, and bets are bets 143 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:07,680 It's not the same thing! 144 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:09,800 Dongfang Shuo! 145 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:12,440 Why don't you spare him instead of being so pushy? 146 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:16,800 Don't go to extremes 147 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:20,280 Fine 148 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,240 How about this? 149 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,800 Your Majesty, so long as Li Shaojun 150 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:30,240 is willing to admit that he's a fake immortal in public 151 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:33,360 and he came specifically to defraud the Emperor 152 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:34,720 I will let him go 153 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:38,000 As for how you will handle Mr. Li 154 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:40,760 it's up to you, Your Majesty 155 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:44,360 High Priest 156 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:48,920 did you hear what Dongfang Shuo said? 157 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:50,800 I did, Your Majesty 158 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:54,760 I am a genuine immortal 159 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:00,200 Mr. Zhang, do it! 160 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:07,040 - Guards! Give him 50 heavy strokes! - Yes, sir! 161 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:16,000 Hit! 162 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:17,000 One! 163 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:18,320 Two! 164 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,000 Three! 165 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:21,480 Four! 166 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:23,280 Five! 167 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:24,960 Six! 168 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:26,800 Seven! 169 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:28,480 Eight! 170 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:30,360 Nine! 171 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,080 Ten! 172 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:53,320 Your Majesty, Li Shaojun has fainted 173 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:54,920 Your Majesty 174 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:58,360 maybe Mr. Li enjoyed those strokes so much 175 00:08:58,480 --> 00:08:59,440 that he fell asleep 176 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:04,520 How many strokes are left? 177 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:06,880 Your Majesty, there are 20 strokes to go 178 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,000 Your Majesty, shall we continue to hit him or not? 179 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:20,320 - Dongfang. - Yes, Your Majesty 180 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:23,080 You are the one who Li Shaojun made a bet with 181 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:27,120 What's your opinion? 182 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:49,720 Then… 183 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:56,320 - Stop hitting him. - You! 184 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,080 His Majesty was reluctant to kill Li Shaojun 185 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:12,200 If I forced His Majesty to put Li Shaojun to death in public 186 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,720 in the end, I would die 187 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,040 instead of him. Do you believe me? 188 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:18,640 I really don't understand His Majesty 189 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,320 Why does he keep 190 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:22,960 such a wicked man like Li Shaojun? 191 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:24,640 His Majesty uses people 192 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:28,360 based on their obedience and functions 193 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:32,280 What's the use of such an imposter like Li Shaojun? 194 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:35,800 Does His Majesty want him to keep making elixirs? 195 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:37,840 Not really 196 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:39,600 At present, His Majesty 197 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,840 is dying for immortality 198 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,920 He'd rather believe that Li Shaojun 199 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:47,760 is an immortal than doubt it 200 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:51,760 Then tell me about how Li Shaojun is doing now 201 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:57,480 Your Majesty, Li Shaojun has regained consciousness this morning 202 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:03,120 So he is really a fake immortal 203 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:06,400 He passed out just after a few strokes? 204 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:09,400 Your Majesty, I've asked Li Shaojun about it 205 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:12,560 He claimed that he wasn't knocked unconscious 206 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:15,160 Instead, his soul ascended to heaven 207 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:18,720 and he reported what happened last night to Taishang Laojun 208 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:19,680 Even if it's true 209 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:24,000 then what about those flying lit lanterns? 210 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,880 I carefully investigated those remaining bamboo frames 211 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,920 as well as that shredded fabric 212 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:33,920 I just thought it might be a lantern 213 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:35,560 So the next evening 214 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:36,920 I asked Jing Kui's disciples 215 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:38,640 ambush in the woods 216 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:40,080 who saw it clearly 217 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,160 - As expected, that was a lantern. - Lantern? 218 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:46,440 How could a lantern fly up to the sky? 219 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:47,440 I also couldn't 220 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:49,040 figure it out in the first place 221 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,360 But later, I just decided 222 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:52,000 to ask Mr. Jing to get that young sorcerer 223 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,920 who set off lanterns on the third night 224 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:57,040 That young sorcerer held an alternate lantern in his hands 225 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:59,200 I had some adept basket-makers 226 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:01,000 copy one in no time 227 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:04,000 Then I tried to set it off, it could really fly 228 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:07,120 Brother Gan, I held the lantern and observe 229 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,160 I immediately understood why 230 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:10,280 A normal lantern 231 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:11,800 has a hole in the top of it, right? 232 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:14,640 It's for ventilation. But the lantern made by Li Shaojun 233 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:17,520 blocked the hole thoroughly 234 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:18,800 And then they lit a candle 235 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:22,000 So inside the lantern was a huge billow of hot air 236 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,080 Heat is lighter than air 237 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,080 It's even lighter in cold air 238 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:29,160 So the lantern flew up 239 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:32,760 What a useless gimmick. Only His Majesty would be fooled 240 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:34,200 Not really 241 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,200 It can come in handy in war 242 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,280 Especially when we signal at night 243 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:40,080 it's much more useful than ignition 244 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:43,440 Your Majesty, what we saw the first three nights 245 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,360 was the real Purple Regnal Star 246 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:46,560 Only on the fourth night 247 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:49,600 Dongfang Shuo messed around with the flying lit lanterns 248 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:52,960 Dongfang Shuo is up to something, Your Majesty 249 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:56,160 Then what do you think he wants? 250 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,520 He wants to stop you from conquering the Xiongnu 251 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:01,160 and offering sacrifices to heaven and earth at Mount Tai 252 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:05,840 Qiankunzi 253 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,320 Yes, Your Majesty 254 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:09,640 According to what you just said 255 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:12,480 Li Shaojun didn't faint 256 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:13,920 during the beatings 257 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:18,440 but his soul went to heaven with his body left in the mortal world 258 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:25,520 This is good. You can spread this story 259 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:29,320 Understood 260 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:30,280 Besides 261 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:34,120 you should go back to tell Li Shaojun 262 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:38,920 to behave himself and make elixirs in the alchemy room 263 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:45,520 If Dongfang Shuo is indeed a young Chunyang Taoist immortal from heaven 264 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:51,320 Li Shaojun is no match for him 265 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:53,520 Understood 266 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,360 His Majesty is not a fool 267 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:01,600 He knows everything 268 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:05,280 But why didn't he do anything to Li Shaojun? 269 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:08,160 He protects Li Shaojun for his own safety 270 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,840 He has to continue to believe that Li Shaojun is a god 271 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:15,720 Otherwise, he'll lose his face 272 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:16,840 And also that Qiankunzi! 273 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:17,960 His Majesty should have known 274 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,640 that this rascal is stirring things up and deceiving him 275 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:23,160 You are wrong 276 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:28,320 Dongfang Shuo is absolutely loyal to His Majesty, isn't he? 277 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:32,080 But he's made too many achievements, tending to outshine who he works for 278 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:33,280 Seeing his amazing progress 279 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,200 of course, His Majesty would develop a fear of being unable to control him 280 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:39,880 A tiger, a king of the mountain, can't stand to be coveted by his own kind 281 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,120 So, the best solution 282 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,360 is to keep another beast 283 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:47,480 to fight the extra tiger 284 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:53,040 Qiankunzi is the beast raised by His Majesty 285 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,160 Your Majesty, Mr. Dongfang is here 286 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,320 Greetings, Your Majesty 287 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:25,000 You can fool the others with your tricks 288 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:26,280 but not me 289 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,960 - You are so wise, Your Majesty. - Of course I am 290 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,880 You've been showing respect for me 291 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:33,920 and making my way much easier 292 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,680 If I still didn't understand your kindness 293 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:40,400 I would literally be an incapable emperor! 294 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,120 Actually 295 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,040 you are the one who's really wise 296 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,640 You, Dongfang Shuo, a pretentious smarty 297 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,840 who can cause a stir easily 298 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,600 I'm guilty 299 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:03,600 You are guilty? 300 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,560 You are guilty as hell! 301 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:10,400 These days 302 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,600 I have taken quite a lot of Li Shaojun's elixirs 303 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,920 Now I can not only hear and see better 304 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,360 I feel even more 305 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,720 quick-witted than before 306 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,440 No one can get away with 307 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:30,840 playing tricks in front of me. No one 308 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,600 I'm sinful 309 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:42,720 Then do you know what punishment I want to give you? 310 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:43,480 Yes 311 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:46,600 Say it 312 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:50,680 Your Majesty, you want me to reconcile with Qiankunzi 313 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:54,200 and assist you to accomplish the great cause together 314 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:04,480 How do you know that I don't want to kill you? 315 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:05,440 Because 316 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:08,200 you still need me to do something 317 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,160 And also because when I came in 318 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,360 I saw Qiankunzi waiting out there, too 319 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:27,640 Your Majesty, Mr. Qiankun is here 320 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,880 Greetings, Your Majesty 321 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:37,960 - Rise, you two. - Thank you, Your Majesty. - Thank you, Your Majesty 322 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:51,880 Tell me which one of you is older 323 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:53,840 Your Majesty 324 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:56,600 Dongfang Shuo is the same age as me 325 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,040 He's just two months older 326 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,200 Good 327 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,560 You are fellow villagers 328 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:10,960 classmates, and colleagues at the imperial court of the same age 329 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:15,320 And both of you are my sidekicks 330 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:16,840 What a rare fate 331 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:22,000 But I just don't understand 332 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:25,320 You were supposed to be closer than friends 333 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:28,840 But why are you at daggers drawn with each other? 334 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,400 You make my imperial court 335 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:34,080 your ground to fight and corner each other 336 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,880 It's my fault. Please punish me, Your Majesty 337 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:40,280 Speaking of punishment 338 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,720 given what you've done 339 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,000 even if I let Zhang Tang take you out 340 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,200 for execution without questioning or interrogating you 341 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,960 - it won't be a wrong conviction. - Yes, Your Majesty 342 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:56,920 - Get up first. - Thank you, Your Majesty 343 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:02,480 But I don't want to kill people 344 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:07,560 All I want is the national prosperity and peace 345 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,080 And you 346 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:15,600 should work together to help me with my great cause 347 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,280 I understand. I swear 348 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:23,840 I won't fight Dongfang Shuo ever again 349 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:29,360 Dongfang Shuo 350 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:31,920 what about you? 351 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,880 I will listen to you, Your Majesty 352 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:34,960 Good 353 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:39,480 Since the two of you have given me your word 354 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,400 I will spare you this time 355 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:43,840 But from now on 356 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,120 I will show no mercy on any one of you 357 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:51,200 who still acts like before 358 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,240 - Thank you, Your Majesty. - Thank you, Your Majesty 359 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:55,920 Hurry! 360 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,200 You're so ungrateful 361 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,520 Our lord's got a crush on your sister 362 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:17,880 and wanted to make her his concubine 363 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,080 It's an unimaginably great blessing for her 364 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:22,320 How dare you turn him down? 365 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,400 What the hell does Zhang Jinshan think he is? 366 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,760 He's been using his filthy money 367 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,960 to collude with the local government and run roughshod in the village 368 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,560 An old jerk in his sixties 369 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,840 still sexually harasses women frequently 370 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,160 Guys! 371 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:34,720 Let's go! 372 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:37,520 Kill the man and take the girl alive 373 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:38,640 Stop! 374 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,640 How dare you hit me? 375 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:44,920 I did, so what? 376 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,400 Brat, don't run away if you've got the guts! Just you wait! 377 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,400 I will teach you a lesson later! 378 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,440 I'm Zhu Wan, and this is my younger sister, Zhu Wen 379 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:56,760 We live in the Zhu Mansion in Tianshui 380 00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:58,680 Our parents died when we were kids 381 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,360 My sister and I grew up together 382 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:04,480 That Zhang Jinshan is a bully in the county 383 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,040 He went to the village for an outing 384 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,960 and ran into Zhu Wen when she was washing clothes 385 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,600 And then he got someone asking my sister 386 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,200 to marry him and be his concubine 387 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:12,720 My sister said no 388 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,360 Then they tried to make it by force 389 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,320 I heard about that 390 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,960 and took my sister to run away overnight 391 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:20,920 Unexpectedly 392 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,720 they still caught up with us 393 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,120 But we were so lucky that you saved us 394 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,320 Otherwise, the two of us would have been murdered by them 395 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:31,840 Yes, you saved us 396 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:34,080 Could you please tell us what we should call you? 397 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,840 My name is Jing Kui 398 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,280 Just call me that 399 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,440 I don't mind 400 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:40,880 Come on, sis 401 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,640 Sir, please accept our kowtow of gratitude 402 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,000 It's okay. Don't mention it 403 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:51,520 - So what are your plans for the future? - We… 404 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:54,800 How about this? 405 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,120 You can come and lodge in my house for a few days 406 00:21:57,360 --> 00:22:00,120 Take your time to work out a good plan. Alright? 407 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:01,840 Mr. Jing 408 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,520 please take us in 409 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,320 We're willing to follow you for the rest of our lives 410 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,680 Please, Mr. Jing 411 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,800 We have no other way out. Please take us in 412 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:15,120 OK 413 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:19,200 Your Majesty, here we go 414 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:20,680 Hold on 415 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,320 I summoned you today 416 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,800 - to amuse me. - Yes 417 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,360 However, I've been 418 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,960 feeling lost recently 419 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:36,840 So you must make me laugh today 420 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:39,360 Your Majesty, whether you will laugh or not 421 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,360 depends on my capabilities 422 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:44,480 as well as your cooperation 423 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,680 If you keep pulling a long face 424 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,120 even if I use every last one of my faculties 425 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,720 it won't work anyway 426 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:56,120 If I don't laugh, you should try everything to entertain me 427 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,120 and make me laugh 428 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:00,440 Well… 429 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,000 Then, Your Majesty, please spare me today 430 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,400 - I lost. - No way 431 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:08,720 Yi 432 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:09,520 Yes, Your Majesty 433 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,440 If Dongfang Shuo fails to make me laugh today 434 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:16,800 you can have his salary this month 435 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:17,560 Thank you, Your Majesty 436 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:18,480 No… 437 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:22,320 Your Majesty, my family is already running out of money 438 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:23,880 Your Majesty 439 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,840 what if I make you laugh today? 440 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,400 Then I will reward you with 100 taels of gold 441 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,720 Thank you, Your Majesty! 442 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,560 Your Majesty, you just smiled 443 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,760 Yeah, I did smile 444 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:58,680 But, Your Majesty, I noticed something just now 445 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:06,640 You laughed when you saw this face 446 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,520 And you stopped with your smile fading 447 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,160 when you saw this one 448 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,040 Why? 449 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:17,560 Because that long face is not funny 450 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:18,760 That's right 451 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:20,920 Didn't you just say 452 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:24,000 you always felt lost recently? 453 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:25,240 In my opinion 454 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,720 just because the imperial court 455 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,600 is awash with smiling faces like this 456 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:34,240 you feel uneasy at the sight of them 457 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,960 You are playing petty tricks again 458 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,040 I know what's on your mind 459 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:41,680 Do you plan to 460 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:46,080 recommend a straight-faced official to me again? 461 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:50,040 Your Majesty, there's no need for a new recommendation. We already have one 462 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:54,680 But you have banished him from the imperial court 463 00:24:56,240 --> 00:25:00,000 - Do you mean Ming Fei? - Exactly 464 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:01,680 Ming Fei's face 465 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,800 is seven more annoying than the one in your hand 466 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,120 I can't believe he compared me to Qin Shi Huang 467 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,360 openly at the imperial court 468 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:15,680 - Your Majesty, he was right. - How dare you? 469 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:17,480 Please calm down, Your Majesty 470 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,080 Your Majesty, please be calm 471 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,320 Let me explain it to you 472 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,360 Qin Shi Huang ascended the throne at a young age 473 00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:28,480 having a hard time growing up under the pressure 474 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:29,800 from Lü Buwei and Queen Dowager Zhao 475 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,040 But he worked diligently and strived for success 476 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:36,520 Finally, one day, he brought down the Empress Dowager Zhao and Lü Buwei 477 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:40,040 And then, he successfully unified the six states 478 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:42,680 to be the first Emperor 479 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:46,120 Your Majesty, in fact, many of your experiences 480 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,400 are similar to his 481 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,600 But Qin Shi Huang was a tyrant 482 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:56,920 The tyranny of the pseudo-Qin Dynasty is notorious 483 00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:01,640 So the kingdom passed on to his heir was destroyed by our Emperor Gaozu 484 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,320 That's why Ming Fei's face 485 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,160 is a constant reminder to you 486 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,160 of being as ambitious 487 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,120 and perseverant as Qin Shi Huang 488 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,560 Instead of being 489 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:17,680 indulged in success and headstrong like him 490 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,520 It makes sense 491 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,360 - Yi. - Yes, Your Majesty 492 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,160 Give him a hundred taels of gold 493 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,880 Thank you for your grace, Your Majesty 494 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,080 Your Majesty, the Xiongnu have successfully survived the famine 495 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,880 marching to our border south of the Gobi Desert 496 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,680 Please make a decision as soon as possible, Your Majesty 497 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,080 Your Majesty 498 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,120 it has been four years since the imperial court issued 499 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:57,280 the salt and iron monopoly system 500 00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:00,360 Now we have a rich national treasury and a strong army 501 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:04,400 It's the best time to destroy the foreign threat and the Xiongnu for good 502 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,720 Therefore, I implore you to issue a decree 503 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,760 to fight a decisive battle with the Xiongnu 504 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,200 Your Majesty, I think 505 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,400 since the Xiongnu have the intention of attacking our border 506 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,000 we must fight head-on 507 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,680 However, it's an old way to fight when attacked 508 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,320 So we should work out a new strategy 509 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:25,040 to achieve our goal in one battle 510 00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:31,360 What Wei Qing reported can be the main topic of today's discussion 511 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:33,680 Dongfang Shuo 512 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:39,520 His Majesty summoned Dongfang Shuo 513 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:47,760 Your Majesty, I guess Dongfang Shuo is feeling under the weather 514 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,160 and taking the day off 515 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:53,400 Your Majesty! 516 00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:15,840 Greetings, Your Majesty 517 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,120 Zhang Qian! 518 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:07,760 Zhang Qian… 519 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,040 Your Majesty 520 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,800 You are finally back, Zhang Qian 521 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:17,920 Your Majesty, I got back too late 522 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:26,840 It's been over a decade 523 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,560 I thought you were long gone 524 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:34,000 I didn't expect that 525 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:37,120 You'd still keep your promise 526 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,440 You're such a loyal official 527 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,360 After I escaped from the Xiongnu 528 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,920 to fulfill your mission 529 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,160 Tangyi Fu and I 530 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,920 tried hard to make our way to the states west of the Xiongnu 531 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,360 including Kangju, the Greater Yuezhi, and Dayuan 532 00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:56,120 Have you met the kings of these small states? 533 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,120 Although the two of us brought nothing 534 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:00,960 but our horses 535 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,360 the states of the Western Regions 536 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:05,440 all treated us, the envoys from the Great Han, with respect 537 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,800 Especially the Greater Yuezhi 538 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,960 Their king is a woman 539 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,360 They have long been fed up with the oppression of the Xiongnu 540 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,920 Hearing that we'd like to join hands with them to attack the Xiongnu 541 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:20,600 - she couldn't be more delighted. - Good 542 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,440 Then, Mr. Zhang, apart from the Greater Yuezhi 543 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,120 have you been anywhere else? 544 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,240 We've also been to Dayuan to the west of the Greater Yuezhi 545 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:28,880 where they breed abundant steeds 546 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,680 Their king also gave us two horses 547 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:37,040 Tangyi Fu and I rode the horses and returned in one month 548 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:40,000 Mr. Zhang, where are the horses? Where are they now? 549 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:43,760 General Wei once worked as a groom 550 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,560 No wonder he's so excited when it comes to horses 551 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,040 You are right, Mr. Qiankun 552 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,400 I grew up as a slave raising horses 553 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,440 - I never thought about hiding it. - Yeah 554 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:57,760 Mr. Wei would rather be friends with a nice horse 555 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,440 than mess with those unscrupulous gits 556 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,440 What are you two talking about? 557 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,080 We're joking 558 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:07,480 Just kidding 559 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:11,200 Come on, Qubing 560 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,760 Qubing, you've finished your meal? 561 00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,000 Yes, Godmother 562 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:18,720 Take your seat 563 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,520 OK 564 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,320 let's continue 565 00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,040 If His Majesty asks you 566 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,040 how would you answer him? 567 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,320 What would you do, Godfather? 568 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,320 I'm asking you 569 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:40,640 I'm trying to impress His Majesty with you 570 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,160 This time, I am going to 571 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:47,600 make His Majesty appoint you as Vanguard General 572 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,200 Well, Godfather 573 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:50,840 Why do the Xiongnu always attack us? 574 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,560 Because we have fixed cities 575 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,240 They are fixed targets 576 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,720 Then don't the Xiongnu have a fixed lair 577 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,400 They do. Their capital is in the north of the Gobi Desert 578 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,920 Exactly! Why can't we split up 579 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,040 to attack head-on in one direction 580 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,800 and bypass all the way to attack its lair directly in another 581 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,400 striking a fatal blow to their heart? 582 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,640 - Greetings, Your Majesty. - Greetings, Your Majesty 583 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:30,400 - Rise and sit down. - Thank you, Your Majesty. - Thank you, Your Majesty 584 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,520 Well 585 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:42,160 Wei Qing made a good point at the imperial court yesterday 586 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:43,720 We should conquer the Xiongnu 587 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:47,920 not only by the old way of rolling with the punches 588 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,960 There should be a brand-new strategy to win by surprise 589 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,880 And you are my brain trust 590 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:56,800 I'd like to know 591 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,680 if there are any brilliant plans you've worked out for me 592 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:00,400 Your Majesty 593 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:04,200 Zhang Qian's return is so exhilarating 594 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:08,920 And I'm also glad to hear that you are about to send our soldiers to war 595 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:14,520 I couldn't be happier that you wanted me to put forward good plans 596 00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:17,720 Cut the crap. Just tell me your plan 597 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:21,080 Your Majesty, my godson, General Huo Qubing 598 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,320 has come up with a plan for you 599 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:26,440 Tell me about it 600 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:28,960 Yes, Your Majesty 601 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,160 Your Majesty, here's my plan 602 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,440 Since Zhang Qian and Tangyi Fu 603 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,200 are familiar with the terrains in the Western Regions 604 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,320 then we can split the Great Han Army in two 605 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:39,520 for a two-way attack 606 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:44,560 Wait, why do you mean by "two-way attack"? 607 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:45,360 Let me explain, Your Majesty 608 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,680 One force shall go all the way north from Daizhou 609 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,800 To fight the Xiongnu head-on 610 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,280 Use the formation of Spiked Wagons to fight steadily 611 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,800 and advance step by step, day by day 612 00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:00,160 The other troop shall pass through Hexi Corridor in secret 613 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,040 and turn around in the Western Regions 614 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,280 to show up behind the Xiongnu all of a sudden 615 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:10,120 Caught in a two-pronged attack, the Xiongnu will surely be in disarray 616 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,600 Our Han Army can win a complete victory in this way 617 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,360 Your Majesty, it is such a brilliant idea! 618 00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:22,680 Marvelous 619 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:26,760 We have been racking our brains for days with no letup 620 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,360 while we failed to come up with any ideas 621 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:32,960 Your idea is so enlightening, Your Majesty! 622 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:37,000 All the civil and military officials together are no match for you at all 623 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:40,960 - Your Majesty! You are such an insightful and great Emperor! - Indeed! 624 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:41,720 This is 625 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,600 such an unprecedentedly smart plan! 626 00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:50,920 Your Majesty, I'd like to pay homage to you 627 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,480 and express my gratitude for the great grace of your teaching! 628 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:57,360 All right 629 00:34:58,280 --> 00:34:59,520 Everyone 630 00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:04,600 since you have no objection to my plan 631 00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:06,560 Then that's it 632 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:11,200 the whole state shall fight to get rid of the Xiongnu and border threats 633 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,800 - You are so wise, Your Majesty! - You are so wise, Your Majesty! 634 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:20,200 Mr. Qiankun, you took credit for someone else's work 635 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:21,600 in such a clever and secret way 636 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,400 and accredited this strategy to His Majesty 637 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,600 Did you see Dongfang Shuo's depressed face? 638 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,680 He must feel pretty bad 639 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,880 But Dongfang Shuo won't die of wrath 640 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:40,280 How is your arrangement going? 641 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,560 It's going smoothly 642 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,080 The two of them have completely won Jing Kui's trust 643 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,920 - and become his trusted men. - Nice! 644 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:49,880 And this time 645 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,240 we can take advantage of His Majesty's troops 646 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,800 The time we've been waiting for has come 647 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:58,120 I will definitely make Dongfang Shuo… 648 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:00,440 My lord 649 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,080 - My lord. - What's the matter? 650 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,760 I was searching everywhere for you 651 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,400 Don't you see me drinking with Defender-in-chief now? 652 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,720 My lord, Mr. Yang has passed on a decree 653 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,680 His Majesty is summoning you 654 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,960 I summoned you here to ask 655 00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,680 for your opinion on the candidates for the Grand Herald 656 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:24,360 I guess 657 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:28,280 you want to appoint Dongfang Shuo. Am I right, Your Majesty? 658 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,560 How do you know I will appoint Dongfang Shuo? 659 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:35,600 Your Majesty! 660 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,720 If Dongfang Shuo is not considered as one of the leaders of the army 661 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:38,560 I have nothing else to say 662 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,640 But if you've thought about using him 663 00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,600 with all due respect, I have a suggestion for you, Your Majesty 664 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:44,920 Go ahead 665 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:49,240 I have heard Dongfang Shuo spreading the word 666 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,880 that he's bound to be the Grand Herald on this expedition 667 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,440 Why is he so sure? 668 00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,680 He claimed to be the actual designer of that brilliant plan 669 00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:58,800 and said only he 670 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,840 could command the 200,000 former Jingchu soldiers 671 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:05,480 Did he really say that? 672 00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:06,640 Yes, Your Majesty… 673 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,800 Of course, Your Majesty, if you ask him 674 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,160 he won't admit it for sure 675 00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:16,720 This git is no more than a backstabber 676 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:19,880 So I think 677 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,760 you can't let Dongfang Shuo take command no matter what 678 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,880 However, these 200,000 Jingchu soldiers 679 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,400 have to be led by Princess Liu Nan 680 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:30,640 Why? 681 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:31,320 For one thing 682 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,800 Princess Liu Nan is the former leader of the Jingchu Army 683 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,240 They trust her 684 00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,640 This is conducive to her command and control 685 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:39,560 For another 686 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:42,760 Princess Liu Nan is your cousin 687 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,120 The bloodline is unbreakable 688 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,160 You're family after all 689 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:50,200 So it is safe for you and the kingdom 690 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:58,040 Of course, Princess Liu Nan is Dongfang Shuo's second wife 691 00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:00,280 So for absolute safety 692 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,000 you must send an army supervisor 693 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,480 to Princess Liu Nan 694 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:08,000 to keep an eye on those unruly Jingchu soldiers 695 00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,680 On this expedition, who do you think 696 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,040 can be the commander-in-chief except me? 697 00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:26,320 Your sworn brother, Wei Qing 698 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,440 Marquis of Guannei, Wei Qing 699 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:31,680 I thought you wanted to be it yourself 700 00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:34,080 Yeah 701 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:37,600 I've been longing for it for years 702 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:39,200 But His Majesty 703 00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:42,640 won't rest assured if I lead this army of hundreds of thousands of soldiers 704 00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,080 You are killing the enemy for His Majesty! 705 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:45,680 But His Majesty will ask 706 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,040 Dongfang Shuo! 707 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,240 Tell me! 708 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:53,960 Do you want to do meritorious deeds at the front line 709 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,400 to pave your way to the position of Prime Minister? 710 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:57,520 What's wrong with that? 711 00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,080 Why can't you be the Prime Minister? 712 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,640 He is the Emperor 713 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:05,200 He can also be narrow-minded sometimes 714 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,960 Even if I can't be the Grand Herald this time 715 00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:16,240 At least I'm qualified to be the military advisor, right? 716 00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:26,000 Listen to my order, Wei Qing 717 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:28,800 Yes, Your Majesty 718 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,520 I appoint you as Grand Herald 719 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:32,400 You shall lead the five generals 720 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,280 including Li Guang, Su Jian, Jing Kui, Gan Qi, and Zhao Cigong 721 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:38,240 as well as the 200,000 soldiers to march northward 722 00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:39,640 and fight the main Xiongnu force 723 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,360 Yes, Your Majesty 724 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:43,520 Huo Qubing 725 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:45,680 Yes, Your Majesty 726 00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:48,080 I appoint you as West Vanguard 727 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,800 You shall lead 100,000 elite warriors 728 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:54,400 and the four generals including Gan Fu, Tai Xiao, Zhang Qian, and Tangyi Fu 729 00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:56,960 to set off from Hexi, go through the Western Regions 730 00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:00,920 and then detour to the rear of the main Xiongnu force 731 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,960 You shall annihilate the Xiongnu by a pincer movement! 732 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:05,400 Yes, Your Majesty! 733 00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:09,640 - Qiankunzi. - Yes, Your Majesty 734 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,720 I appoint you as army supervisor 735 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,120 You shall leave with Wei Qing's troops 736 00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:20,800 Keep me posted on the frontline 737 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,400 and pass on my decrees in time to the soldiers on the front line 738 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,160 Yes, Your Majesty! 739 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:31,840 Wang Huai'e 740 00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,280 Yes, Your Majesty 741 00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,440 I appoint you as army provisions supervisor 742 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:41,200 responsible for collecting and delivering rations and forage in Chang'an 743 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,040 Yes, Your Majesty! 744 00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:55,240 Everybody, what else do you want to say? 745 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:56,680 I have something to report 746 00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:57,520 Go ahead51181

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