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What do you want to see your master for?
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I'd still like to ask him
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whether the Purple Regnal Star is genuine
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Even if you managed to ask him now, it's too late
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No it's not late, Your Majesty
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If that old frizzy hair was really speaking nonsense
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he owes me an indestructible diamond body
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so I can get through those fifty beatings
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You sure have guts
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Fancy dropping all courtesies toward your immortal master
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If he pranked me
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why should I be courteous with him, right?
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Of course, that rule doesn't apply to you, Your Majesty
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Zhang Tang
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Yes, Your Majesty
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Tell your charges to get ready
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Get the biggest plank there is
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Yes, Your Majesty
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Mr. Zhang
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Greetings, Your Majesty
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- Take your seat. - Thank you, Your Majesty
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Your Majesty, it's already midnight
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My men
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since it's time
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- let's start stargazing. - Yes, Your Majesty. - Yes, Your Majesty
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Where is Dongfang Shuo?
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His Majesty ordered Dongfang Shuo to come along
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Your Majesty
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- He fled away. - Fled away?
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- Zhang Tang. - Yes, Your Majesty
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Hunt him down. Bring him here as soon as you find him
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Understood
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Dongfang Shuo!
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Mr. Zhang
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You wanna run away?
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Run away?
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Cut the crap! Get him!
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Wait, who wants to run away?
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Come on!
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Be gentle!
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Your Majesty
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I got Dongfang Shuo on his way to escape
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Your Majesty, I didn't! I didn't try to escape!
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Then what were you trying to do?
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It was the sudden call of nature
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I wanted to answer it in secret
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while Mr. Zhang stopped me by force
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- So I… - Dongfang Shuo!
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It's midnight, and where are your Purple Regnal Stars?
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It's already midnight?
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Yeah, it is
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Mr. Dongfang
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Is it?
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- Then where are the Purple Regnal Stars? - Who are you asking?
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You guys, of course!
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Have you seen the Purple Regnal Stars?
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Dongfang Shuo, stop pretending!
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Your Purple Regnal Stars
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realized it was past midnight
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and all went back to sleep
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No
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Purple Regnal Stars are not human. They don't need to sleep
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Stop playing the fool
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Your Majesty, Dongfang Shuo has lost
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- Please order Mr. Zhang to execute him right away. - Yes!
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- Dongfang Shuo. - Yes, Your Majesty
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What else do you want to say?
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Your Majesty, it's not time yet
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It's already
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- past midnight! - No!
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My master clearly told me
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the Purple Regnal Stars would show up around midnight
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Around midnight
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means twelve o'clock to one o'clock
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So, Your Majesty
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so long as the Purple Regnal Stars appear before o'clock
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I shouldn't be counted as a loser
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Your Majesty, he's trying to make an excuse
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Dongfang Shuo
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has got a point
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Your Majesty, you are so biased in Dongfang Shuo's favor
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- I think I should take my leave. - You can't go, High Priest
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Your Majesty, an emperor is a man of his word
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If you don't punish Dongfang Shuo
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I'm afraid the gods in heaven will sneer at us
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hindering your great cause
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Exactly, Your Majesty
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I don't need your bullshit
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- Zhang Tang. - At your command, Your Majesty
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Guards! Hit him with boards!
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Your Majesty, it's not time yet!
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It's already past time
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No!
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Purple Regnal Star!
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Look! A Purple Regnal Star is up there! Your Majesty!
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- And there's one more in this direction! - Look, everybody!
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The Purple Regnal Stars!
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That way!
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Look, Your Majesty! There's one up there!
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- There! And also there! - Yes!
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Come to take a look, Your Majesty!
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Look, Your Majesty! The Purple Regnal Stars showed up!
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They are coming down
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Your Majesty, they are all coming down
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Your Majesty
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Well… My master, Taishang Laojun
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must have forgotten to inform me of that
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Your Majesty, this view is such an unprecedented blessing
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It implies that
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you are an unparalleled emperor of all time
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Indeed…
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Congratulations, Your Majesty
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Hold on
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Your Majesty, for what happened today
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whether it's because Li Shaojun's master forgot it
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or it's because something else went wrong
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I won, anyway
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- Yes, Dongfang Shuo won. - Thank you, Your Majesty
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Mr. Zhang, aren't you supposed to punish and hit Li Shaojun?
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- Guards! Hit him with boards! - Yes, sir! - Yes, sir
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Hold on, hold on!
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Your Majesty, everybody
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since Li Shaojun
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has an unbreakable immortal body
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that means
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- no matter how hard you beat him, he won't feel pain. - Exactly
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With his immortal body that doesn't feel pain
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- he won't yowl for sure. - Exactly
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Mr. Zhang
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when you hit Li Shaojun with boards later
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what if he wails?
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Then he's a fake!
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Then what should Li Shaojun be convicted of if he's a fake immortal?
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The capital crime of deceiving the Emperor
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Your Majesty, High Priest Li missed this grand occasion
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due to his master's negligence
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Besides, the first three prophecies all came true
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Could you please let it go this time?
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You can let Li Shaojun make you a few batches of elixirs
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- to make up for it. - Yes…
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Qiankunzi! What the heck are you talking about?
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Elixirs are elixirs, and bets are bets
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It's not the same thing!
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Dongfang Shuo!
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Why don't you spare him instead of being so pushy?
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Don't go to extremes
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Fine
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How about this?
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Your Majesty, so long as Li Shaojun
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is willing to admit that he's a fake immortal in public
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and he came specifically to defraud the Emperor
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I will let him go
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As for how you will handle Mr. Li
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it's up to you, Your Majesty
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High Priest
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did you hear what Dongfang Shuo said?
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I did, Your Majesty
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I am a genuine immortal
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Mr. Zhang, do it!
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- Guards! Give him 50 heavy strokes! - Yes, sir!
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Hit!
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One!
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Two!
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Three!
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Four!
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Five!
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Six!
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Seven!
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Eight!
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Nine!
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Ten!
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Your Majesty, Li Shaojun has fainted
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Your Majesty
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maybe Mr. Li enjoyed those strokes so much
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that he fell asleep
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How many strokes are left?
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Your Majesty, there are 20 strokes to go
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Your Majesty, shall we continue to hit him or not?
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- Dongfang. - Yes, Your Majesty
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You are the one who Li Shaojun made a bet with
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What's your opinion?
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Then…
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- Stop hitting him. - You!
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His Majesty was reluctant to kill Li Shaojun
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If I forced His Majesty to put Li Shaojun to death in public
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in the end, I would die
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instead of him. Do you believe me?
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I really don't understand His Majesty
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Why does he keep
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such a wicked man like Li Shaojun?
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His Majesty uses people
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based on their obedience and functions
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What's the use of such an imposter like Li Shaojun?
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Does His Majesty want him to keep making elixirs?
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Not really
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At present, His Majesty
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is dying for immortality
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He'd rather believe that Li Shaojun
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is an immortal than doubt it
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Then tell me about how Li Shaojun is doing now
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Your Majesty, Li Shaojun has regained consciousness this morning
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So he is really a fake immortal
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He passed out just after a few strokes?
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Your Majesty, I've asked Li Shaojun about it
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He claimed that he wasn't knocked unconscious
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Instead, his soul ascended to heaven
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and he reported what happened last night to Taishang Laojun
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Even if it's true
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then what about those flying lit lanterns?
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I carefully investigated those remaining bamboo frames
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as well as that shredded fabric
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I just thought it might be a lantern
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So the next evening
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I asked Jing Kui's disciples
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ambush in the woods
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who saw it clearly
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- As expected, that was a lantern. - Lantern?
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How could a lantern fly up to the sky?
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I also couldn't
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figure it out in the first place
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But later, I just decided
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to ask Mr. Jing to get that young sorcerer
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who set off lanterns on the third night
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That young sorcerer held an alternate lantern in his hands
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I had some adept basket-makers
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copy one in no time
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Then I tried to set it off, it could really fly
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Brother Gan, I held the lantern and observe
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I immediately understood why
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A normal lantern
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has a hole in the top of it, right?
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It's for ventilation. But the lantern made by Li Shaojun
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blocked the hole thoroughly
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And then they lit a candle
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So inside the lantern was a huge billow of hot air
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Heat is lighter than air
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It's even lighter in cold air
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So the lantern flew up
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What a useless gimmick. Only His Majesty would be fooled
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Not really
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It can come in handy in war
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Especially when we signal at night
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it's much more useful than ignition
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Your Majesty, what we saw the first three nights
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was the real Purple Regnal Star
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Only on the fourth night
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Dongfang Shuo messed around with the flying lit lanterns
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Dongfang Shuo is up to something, Your Majesty
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Then what do you think he wants?
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He wants to stop you from conquering the Xiongnu
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and offering sacrifices to heaven and earth at Mount Tai
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Qiankunzi
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Yes, Your Majesty
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According to what you just said
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Li Shaojun didn't faint
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during the beatings
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but his soul went to heaven with his body left in the mortal world
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This is good. You can spread this story
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Understood
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Besides
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you should go back to tell Li Shaojun
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to behave himself and make elixirs in the alchemy room
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If Dongfang Shuo is indeed a young Chunyang Taoist immortal from heaven
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Li Shaojun is no match for him
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Understood
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His Majesty is not a fool
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He knows everything
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But why didn't he do anything to Li Shaojun?
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He protects Li Shaojun for his own safety
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He has to continue to believe that Li Shaojun is a god
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Otherwise, he'll lose his face
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And also that Qiankunzi!
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His Majesty should have known
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that this rascal is stirring things up and deceiving him
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You are wrong
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Dongfang Shuo is absolutely loyal to His Majesty, isn't he?
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But he's made too many achievements, tending to outshine who he works for
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Seeing his amazing progress
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of course, His Majesty would develop a fear of being unable to control him
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A tiger, a king of the mountain, can't stand to be coveted by his own kind
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So, the best solution
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is to keep another beast
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to fight the extra tiger
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Qiankunzi is the beast raised by His Majesty
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Your Majesty, Mr. Dongfang is here
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Greetings, Your Majesty
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You can fool the others with your tricks
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but not me
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- You are so wise, Your Majesty. - Of course I am
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You've been showing respect for me
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and making my way much easier
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If I still didn't understand your kindness
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I would literally be an incapable emperor!
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Actually
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you are the one who's really wise
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You, Dongfang Shuo, a pretentious smarty
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who can cause a stir easily
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I'm guilty
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You are guilty?
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You are guilty as hell!
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These days
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I have taken quite a lot of Li Shaojun's elixirs
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Now I can not only hear and see better
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I feel even more
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quick-witted than before
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No one can get away with
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playing tricks in front of me. No one
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I'm sinful
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Then do you know what punishment I want to give you?
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Yes
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Say it
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Your Majesty, you want me to reconcile with Qiankunzi
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and assist you to accomplish the great cause together
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How do you know that I don't want to kill you?
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Because
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you still need me to do something
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And also because when I came in
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I saw Qiankunzi waiting out there, too
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Your Majesty, Mr. Qiankun is here
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Greetings, Your Majesty
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- Rise, you two. - Thank you, Your Majesty. - Thank you, Your Majesty
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Tell me which one of you is older
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Your Majesty
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Dongfang Shuo is the same age as me
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He's just two months older
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Good
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You are fellow villagers
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classmates, and colleagues at the imperial court of the same age
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And both of you are my sidekicks
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What a rare fate
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But I just don't understand
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You were supposed to be closer than friends
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But why are you at daggers drawn with each other?
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You make my imperial court
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your ground to fight and corner each other
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It's my fault. Please punish me, Your Majesty
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Speaking of punishment
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given what you've done
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even if I let Zhang Tang take you out
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for execution without questioning or interrogating you
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- it won't be a wrong conviction. - Yes, Your Majesty
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- Get up first. - Thank you, Your Majesty
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But I don't want to kill people
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All I want is the national prosperity and peace
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And you
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should work together to help me with my great cause
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I understand. I swear
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I won't fight Dongfang Shuo ever again
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Dongfang Shuo
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what about you?
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I will listen to you, Your Majesty
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Good
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Since the two of you have given me your word
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I will spare you this time
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But from now on
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I will show no mercy on any one of you
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who still acts like before
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- Thank you, Your Majesty. - Thank you, Your Majesty
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Hurry!
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You're so ungrateful
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Our lord's got a crush on your sister
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and wanted to make her his concubine
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It's an unimaginably great blessing for her
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How dare you turn him down?
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What the hell does Zhang Jinshan think he is?
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He's been using his filthy money
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to collude with the local government and run roughshod in the village
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An old jerk in his sixties
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still sexually harasses women frequently
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Guys!
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Let's go!
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Kill the man and take the girl alive
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Stop!
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How dare you hit me?
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I did, so what?
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Brat, don't run away if you've got the guts! Just you wait!
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I will teach you a lesson later!
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I'm Zhu Wan, and this is my younger sister, Zhu Wen
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We live in the Zhu Mansion in Tianshui
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Our parents died when we were kids
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My sister and I grew up together
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That Zhang Jinshan is a bully in the county
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He went to the village for an outing
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and ran into Zhu Wen when she was washing clothes
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And then he got someone asking my sister
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to marry him and be his concubine
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My sister said no
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Then they tried to make it by force
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I heard about that
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00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,960
and took my sister to run away overnight
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Unexpectedly
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they still caught up with us
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00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,120
But we were so lucky that you saved us
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Otherwise, the two of us would have been murdered by them
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Yes, you saved us
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Could you please tell us what we should call you?
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My name is Jing Kui
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Just call me that
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I don't mind
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Come on, sis
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Sir, please accept our kowtow of gratitude
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It's okay. Don't mention it
403
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:51,520
- So what are your plans for the future? - We…
404
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:54,800
How about this?
405
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,120
You can come and lodge in my house for a few days
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Take your time to work out a good plan. Alright?
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Mr. Jing
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please take us in
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We're willing to follow you for the rest of our lives
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00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,680
Please, Mr. Jing
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We have no other way out. Please take us in
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OK
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Your Majesty, here we go
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Hold on
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I summoned you today
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- to amuse me. - Yes
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However, I've been
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feeling lost recently
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So you must make me laugh today
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00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:39,360
Your Majesty, whether you will laugh or not
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depends on my capabilities
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as well as your cooperation
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If you keep pulling a long face
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even if I use every last one of my faculties
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it won't work anyway
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00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:56,120
If I don't laugh, you should try everything to entertain me
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00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,120
and make me laugh
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Well…
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Then, Your Majesty, please spare me today
430
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,400
- I lost. - No way
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Yi
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Yes, Your Majesty
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If Dongfang Shuo fails to make me laugh today
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you can have his salary this month
435
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:17,560
Thank you, Your Majesty
436
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:18,480
No…
437
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:22,320
Your Majesty, my family is already running out of money
438
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Your Majesty
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00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,840
what if I make you laugh today?
440
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,400
Then I will reward you with 100 taels of gold
441
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,720
Thank you, Your Majesty!
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00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,560
Your Majesty, you just smiled
443
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,760
Yeah, I did smile
444
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:58,680
But, Your Majesty, I noticed something just now
445
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:06,640
You laughed when you saw this face
446
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,520
And you stopped with your smile fading
447
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,160
when you saw this one
448
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,040
Why?
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00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:17,560
Because that long face is not funny
450
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:18,760
That's right
451
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:20,920
Didn't you just say
452
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:24,000
you always felt lost recently?
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In my opinion
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00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,720
just because the imperial court
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00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,600
is awash with smiling faces like this
456
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:34,240
you feel uneasy at the sight of them
457
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,960
You are playing petty tricks again
458
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,040
I know what's on your mind
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00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:41,680
Do you plan to
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00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:46,080
recommend a straight-faced official to me again?
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00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:50,040
Your Majesty, there's no need for a new recommendation. We already have one
462
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:54,680
But you have banished him from the imperial court
463
00:24:56,240 --> 00:25:00,000
- Do you mean Ming Fei? - Exactly
464
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Ming Fei's face
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is seven more annoying than the one in your hand
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00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,120
I can't believe he compared me to Qin Shi Huang
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openly at the imperial court
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00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:15,680
- Your Majesty, he was right. - How dare you?
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00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:17,480
Please calm down, Your Majesty
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Your Majesty, please be calm
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00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,320
Let me explain it to you
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00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,360
Qin Shi Huang ascended the throne at a young age
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having a hard time growing up under the pressure
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from Lü Buwei and Queen Dowager Zhao
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But he worked diligently and strived for success
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Finally, one day, he brought down the Empress Dowager Zhao and Lü Buwei
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And then, he successfully unified the six states
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to be the first Emperor
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Your Majesty, in fact, many of your experiences
480
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are similar to his
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But Qin Shi Huang was a tyrant
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The tyranny of the pseudo-Qin Dynasty is notorious
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00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:01,640
So the kingdom passed on to his heir was destroyed by our Emperor Gaozu
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00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,320
That's why Ming Fei's face
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is a constant reminder to you
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of being as ambitious
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and perseverant as Qin Shi Huang
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Instead of being
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indulged in success and headstrong like him
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It makes sense
491
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,360
- Yi. - Yes, Your Majesty
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Give him a hundred taels of gold
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00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,880
Thank you for your grace, Your Majesty
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00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,080
Your Majesty, the Xiongnu have successfully survived the famine
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00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,880
marching to our border south of the Gobi Desert
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00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,680
Please make a decision as soon as possible, Your Majesty
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00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,080
Your Majesty
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it has been four years since the imperial court issued
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the salt and iron monopoly system
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Now we have a rich national treasury and a strong army
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00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:04,400
It's the best time to destroy the foreign threat and the Xiongnu for good
502
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,720
Therefore, I implore you to issue a decree
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to fight a decisive battle with the Xiongnu
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00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,200
Your Majesty, I think
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since the Xiongnu have the intention of attacking our border
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00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,000
we must fight head-on
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00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,680
However, it's an old way to fight when attacked
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00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,320
So we should work out a new strategy
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00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:25,040
to achieve our goal in one battle
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00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:31,360
What Wei Qing reported can be the main topic of today's discussion
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Dongfang Shuo
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His Majesty summoned Dongfang Shuo
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Your Majesty, I guess Dongfang Shuo is feeling under the weather
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00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,160
and taking the day off
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00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:53,400
Your Majesty!
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00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:15,840
Greetings, Your Majesty
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00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,120
Zhang Qian!
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00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:07,760
Zhang Qian…
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00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,040
Your Majesty
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00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,800
You are finally back, Zhang Qian
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00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:17,920
Your Majesty, I got back too late
522
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:26,840
It's been over a decade
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00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,560
I thought you were long gone
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00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:34,000
I didn't expect that
525
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:37,120
You'd still keep your promise
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00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,440
You're such a loyal official
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00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,360
After I escaped from the Xiongnu
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00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,920
to fulfill your mission
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00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,160
Tangyi Fu and I
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00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,920
tried hard to make our way to the states west of the Xiongnu
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00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,360
including Kangju, the Greater Yuezhi, and Dayuan
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00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:56,120
Have you met the kings of these small states?
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00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,120
Although the two of us brought nothing
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00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:00,960
but our horses
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00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,360
the states of the Western Regions
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00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:05,440
all treated us, the envoys from the Great Han, with respect
537
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,800
Especially the Greater Yuezhi
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00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,960
Their king is a woman
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00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,360
They have long been fed up with the oppression of the Xiongnu
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00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,920
Hearing that we'd like to join hands with them to attack the Xiongnu
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00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:20,600
- she couldn't be more delighted. - Good
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00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,440
Then, Mr. Zhang, apart from the Greater Yuezhi
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00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,120
have you been anywhere else?
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00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,240
We've also been to Dayuan to the west of the Greater Yuezhi
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00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:28,880
where they breed abundant steeds
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00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,680
Their king also gave us two horses
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00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:37,040
Tangyi Fu and I rode the horses and returned in one month
548
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:40,000
Mr. Zhang, where are the horses? Where are they now?
549
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:43,760
General Wei once worked as a groom
550
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,560
No wonder he's so excited when it comes to horses
551
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,040
You are right, Mr. Qiankun
552
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,400
I grew up as a slave raising horses
553
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,440
- I never thought about hiding it. - Yeah
554
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:57,760
Mr. Wei would rather be friends with a nice horse
555
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,440
than mess with those unscrupulous gits
556
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,440
What are you two talking about?
557
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,080
We're joking
558
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:07,480
Just kidding
559
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:11,200
Come on, Qubing
560
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,760
Qubing, you've finished your meal?
561
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,000
Yes, Godmother
562
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:18,720
Take your seat
563
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,520
OK
564
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,320
let's continue
565
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,040
If His Majesty asks you
566
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,040
how would you answer him?
567
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,320
What would you do, Godfather?
568
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,320
I'm asking you
569
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:40,640
I'm trying to impress His Majesty with you
570
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,160
This time, I am going to
571
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:47,600
make His Majesty appoint you as Vanguard General
572
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,200
Well, Godfather
573
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:50,840
Why do the Xiongnu always attack us?
574
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,560
Because we have fixed cities
575
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,240
They are fixed targets
576
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,720
Then don't the Xiongnu have a fixed lair
577
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,400
They do. Their capital is in the north of the Gobi Desert
578
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,920
Exactly! Why can't we split up
579
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,040
to attack head-on in one direction
580
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,800
and bypass all the way to attack its lair directly in another
581
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,400
striking a fatal blow to their heart?
582
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,640
- Greetings, Your Majesty. - Greetings, Your Majesty
583
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:30,400
- Rise and sit down. - Thank you, Your Majesty. - Thank you, Your Majesty
584
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,520
Well
585
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:42,160
Wei Qing made a good point at the imperial court yesterday
586
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:43,720
We should conquer the Xiongnu
587
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:47,920
not only by the old way of rolling with the punches
588
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,960
There should be a brand-new strategy to win by surprise
589
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,880
And you are my brain trust
590
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:56,800
I'd like to know
591
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,680
if there are any brilliant plans you've worked out for me
592
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:00,400
Your Majesty
593
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:04,200
Zhang Qian's return is so exhilarating
594
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:08,920
And I'm also glad to hear that you are about to send our soldiers to war
595
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:14,520
I couldn't be happier that you wanted me to put forward good plans
596
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:17,720
Cut the crap. Just tell me your plan
597
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:21,080
Your Majesty, my godson, General Huo Qubing
598
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,320
has come up with a plan for you
599
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:26,440
Tell me about it
600
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:28,960
Yes, Your Majesty
601
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,160
Your Majesty, here's my plan
602
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,440
Since Zhang Qian and Tangyi Fu
603
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,200
are familiar with the terrains in the Western Regions
604
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,320
then we can split the Great Han Army in two
605
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:39,520
for a two-way attack
606
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:44,560
Wait, why do you mean by "two-way attack"?
607
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:45,360
Let me explain, Your Majesty
608
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,680
One force shall go all the way north from Daizhou
609
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,800
To fight the Xiongnu head-on
610
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,280
Use the formation of Spiked Wagons to fight steadily
611
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,800
and advance step by step, day by day
612
00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:00,160
The other troop shall pass through Hexi Corridor in secret
613
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,040
and turn around in the Western Regions
614
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,280
to show up behind the Xiongnu all of a sudden
615
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:10,120
Caught in a two-pronged attack, the Xiongnu will surely be in disarray
616
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,600
Our Han Army can win a complete victory in this way
617
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,360
Your Majesty, it is such a brilliant idea!
618
00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:22,680
Marvelous
619
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:26,760
We have been racking our brains for days with no letup
620
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,360
while we failed to come up with any ideas
621
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:32,960
Your idea is so enlightening, Your Majesty!
622
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:37,000
All the civil and military officials together are no match for you at all
623
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:40,960
- Your Majesty! You are such an insightful and great Emperor! - Indeed!
624
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:41,720
This is
625
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,600
such an unprecedentedly smart plan!
626
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:50,920
Your Majesty, I'd like to pay homage to you
627
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,480
and express my gratitude for the great grace of your teaching!
628
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:57,360
All right
629
00:34:58,280 --> 00:34:59,520
Everyone
630
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:04,600
since you have no objection to my plan
631
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:06,560
Then that's it
632
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:11,200
the whole state shall fight to get rid of the Xiongnu and border threats
633
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,800
- You are so wise, Your Majesty! - You are so wise, Your Majesty!
634
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:20,200
Mr. Qiankun, you took credit for someone else's work
635
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:21,600
in such a clever and secret way
636
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,400
and accredited this strategy to His Majesty
637
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,600
Did you see Dongfang Shuo's depressed face?
638
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,680
He must feel pretty bad
639
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,880
But Dongfang Shuo won't die of wrath
640
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:40,280
How is your arrangement going?
641
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,560
It's going smoothly
642
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,080
The two of them have completely won Jing Kui's trust
643
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,920
- and become his trusted men. - Nice!
644
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:49,880
And this time
645
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,240
we can take advantage of His Majesty's troops
646
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,800
The time we've been waiting for has come
647
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:58,120
I will definitely make Dongfang Shuo…
648
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:00,440
My lord
649
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,080
- My lord. - What's the matter?
650
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,760
I was searching everywhere for you
651
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,400
Don't you see me drinking with Defender-in-chief now?
652
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,720
My lord, Mr. Yang has passed on a decree
653
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,680
His Majesty is summoning you
654
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,960
I summoned you here to ask
655
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,680
for your opinion on the candidates for the Grand Herald
656
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:24,360
I guess
657
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:28,280
you want to appoint Dongfang Shuo. Am I right, Your Majesty?
658
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,560
How do you know I will appoint Dongfang Shuo?
659
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:35,600
Your Majesty!
660
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,720
If Dongfang Shuo is not considered as one of the leaders of the army
661
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:38,560
I have nothing else to say
662
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,640
But if you've thought about using him
663
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,600
with all due respect, I have a suggestion for you, Your Majesty
664
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:44,920
Go ahead
665
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:49,240
I have heard Dongfang Shuo spreading the word
666
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,880
that he's bound to be the Grand Herald on this expedition
667
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,440
Why is he so sure?
668
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,680
He claimed to be the actual designer of that brilliant plan
669
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:58,800
and said only he
670
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,840
could command the 200,000 former Jingchu soldiers
671
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:05,480
Did he really say that?
672
00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:06,640
Yes, Your Majesty…
673
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,800
Of course, Your Majesty, if you ask him
674
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,160
he won't admit it for sure
675
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:16,720
This git is no more than a backstabber
676
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:19,880
So I think
677
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,760
you can't let Dongfang Shuo take command no matter what
678
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,880
However, these 200,000 Jingchu soldiers
679
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,400
have to be led by Princess Liu Nan
680
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:30,640
Why?
681
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:31,320
For one thing
682
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,800
Princess Liu Nan is the former leader of the Jingchu Army
683
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,240
They trust her
684
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,640
This is conducive to her command and control
685
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:39,560
For another
686
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:42,760
Princess Liu Nan is your cousin
687
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,120
The bloodline is unbreakable
688
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,160
You're family after all
689
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:50,200
So it is safe for you and the kingdom
690
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:58,040
Of course, Princess Liu Nan is Dongfang Shuo's second wife
691
00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:00,280
So for absolute safety
692
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,000
you must send an army supervisor
693
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,480
to Princess Liu Nan
694
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:08,000
to keep an eye on those unruly Jingchu soldiers
695
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,680
On this expedition, who do you think
696
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,040
can be the commander-in-chief except me?
697
00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:26,320
Your sworn brother, Wei Qing
698
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,440
Marquis of Guannei, Wei Qing
699
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:31,680
I thought you wanted to be it yourself
700
00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:34,080
Yeah
701
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:37,600
I've been longing for it for years
702
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:39,200
But His Majesty
703
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:42,640
won't rest assured if I lead this army of hundreds of thousands of soldiers
704
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,080
You are killing the enemy for His Majesty!
705
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:45,680
But His Majesty will ask
706
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,040
Dongfang Shuo!
707
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,240
Tell me!
708
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:53,960
Do you want to do meritorious deeds at the front line
709
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,400
to pave your way to the position of Prime Minister?
710
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:57,520
What's wrong with that?
711
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,080
Why can't you be the Prime Minister?
712
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,640
He is the Emperor
713
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:05,200
He can also be narrow-minded sometimes
714
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,960
Even if I can't be the Grand Herald this time
715
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:16,240
At least I'm qualified to be the military advisor, right?
716
00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:26,000
Listen to my order, Wei Qing
717
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:28,800
Yes, Your Majesty
718
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,520
I appoint you as Grand Herald
719
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:32,400
You shall lead the five generals
720
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,280
including Li Guang, Su Jian, Jing Kui, Gan Qi, and Zhao Cigong
721
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:38,240
as well as the 200,000 soldiers to march northward
722
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:39,640
and fight the main Xiongnu force
723
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,360
Yes, Your Majesty
724
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:43,520
Huo Qubing
725
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:45,680
Yes, Your Majesty
726
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:48,080
I appoint you as West Vanguard
727
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,800
You shall lead 100,000 elite warriors
728
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:54,400
and the four generals including Gan Fu, Tai Xiao, Zhang Qian, and Tangyi Fu
729
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:56,960
to set off from Hexi, go through the Western Regions
730
00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:00,920
and then detour to the rear of the main Xiongnu force
731
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,960
You shall annihilate the Xiongnu by a pincer movement!
732
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:05,400
Yes, Your Majesty!
733
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:09,640
- Qiankunzi. - Yes, Your Majesty
734
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,720
I appoint you as army supervisor
735
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,120
You shall leave with Wei Qing's troops
736
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:20,800
Keep me posted on the frontline
737
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,400
and pass on my decrees in time to the soldiers on the front line
738
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,160
Yes, Your Majesty!
739
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:31,840
Wang Huai'e
740
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,280
Yes, Your Majesty
741
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,440
I appoint you as army provisions supervisor
742
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:41,200
responsible for collecting and delivering rations and forage in Chang'an
743
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,040
Yes, Your Majesty!
744
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:55,240
Everybody, what else do you want to say?
745
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:56,680
I have something to report
746
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:57,520
Go ahead51181
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