All language subtitles for 042 - Aos

Faster than a speeding bullet.

More powerful than a locomotive.

Able to leap tall buildings at a single
bound.

Look, up in the sky, it's a bird. It's a
plane.

It's Superman.

Yes, it's Superman.

Strange visitor from another planet who
came to Earth with powers and abilities

far beyond those of mortal men.

Superman, who can change the course of
mighty rivers.

Bend steel in his bare hands.

And who, disguised as Clark Kent,
mild-mannered reporter for a great

metropolitan newspaper, fights a
never-ending battle for truth, justice,

and the American way.

And now, another exciting episode in The
Adventures of Superman.

Cut it out, Rollo. I ain't done any
clown work since we was partners ten

years ago. Yeah, that's funny. We had an
argument that split up. Now I can't

remember what we argued about.

About the same thing that brings me
back?

Money. I need some.

Well, I haven't very much, but you can
have a few dollars.

A few rotten bucks, huh? I'm getting
sick of having nothing but a few rotten

bucks. Well, I'm sorry, Crackers, but I
don't happen to have very much right

now.

Come in.

Hello.

Hello. Hello. Are you Rollo? Yeah. I'm
Clark Kent. This is Miss Lane. We're

from the planet.

Yeah, I know.

You're the tallest midget in the world
and you're the smallest giant.

Well, not exactly.

We've come to ask you a tremendous
favor.

Favor? Sure, why not?

Oh, this is a friend of mine, Crackers.

Glad to know you.

What do you do, Crackers?

How about this favor? What can I do for
you?

Well, it's quite a big favor, Rollo. We
want you to help us raise a half a

million dollars.

Half a million dollars?

You see, Rollo, in two hours from now,
the Daily Planet is starting a telethon.

It's a 24-hour television show to raise
money for the Children's Fresh Air Camp

Fund. Oh, of course, of course.

Say, I'd be honored and delighted.

I've got just a bid for it, too, a new
act I thought up. Would you like to see

it? Love it.

Did you hear that, Crackers? I'm going
to help raise half a million dollars.

Yeah.

I heard.

I thought of this just for Metropolis
because this is where Superman lives. Is

that right, Mr. Kent? That's right. You
might even get to meet him.

Wonderful, wonderful. Here.

Now, you'll be the villain and I'll be
Super Clown.

Now, instead of taking the gun away and
crushing the barrel to bits, I take the

gun away and... Eat it.

I certainly wish Superman could see
that.

You'd sure get a kick out of it.

It's awfully nice of you to help us,
though, to be serious for a minute.

Not at all. That's my business, my life,
making children happy.

All right, then. We'll see you tomorrow
night on stage three. That's at Colossal

Studios. Good, good.

We better hurry if we're going to
contact some of the other circus people.

You go on in a couple of hours.

Oh, that's right.

Thanks again, Rollo. Good, good.

Nice to meet you, Crackers.

Think of that, Crackers.

Half a million dollars for the children.

How does this money come in?

Oh, different people send it in. By
pledge, by check, by cash.

Cash, huh? Yeah.

Say, I got a wonderful idea, Crackers.
Why don't you get back in the act?

You know something, Rollo?

I think I will.

Good, good.

I'm looking for Mr. Kent. He said he was
coming over to talk to you. Yeah, he

left here a few minutes ago. You might
find him somewhere else on the grounds.

Jeepers are real competent.

What do you use these for?

For cutting off neckties. What else? All
right, son.

Look for Mr. Kent somewhere else.

Ronald, what's that?

Oh, those are my extra legs. I strap
those on behind me. Do they laugh at

that one?

Yeah, that must be a riot. Yeah, come
on, let's go. I want you to meet a

friend of mine, Hercules, the strong
man. No, I'd rather not.

Let's go.

Well, why not? After all, I guess an
opportunity like this only comes once in

a lifetime, I hope.

You'll like Hercules.

Well, you made him.

He's a real nice guy.

Maybe... Maybe we shouldn't disturb him.
After all, he's probably been slaving

over a hot dumbbell all day.

He loves company. Come on in.

Get him away.

Get him away. Get him away.

Get him away.

Get him away.

Boo.

Boy, that was close.

I hate those mouses. Frankie, why don't
you meet a friend of mine? Jim Olsen,

how are you? I'm fine. I'm fine.

That's all right. I don't need this hand
anyway.

Sit down in that chair a minute, kid. I
want a couple of words with my friend.

Ricky, how would you like to make a
hundred bucks?

Sure. I need a new suit.

These are getting shiny in the pants.
Listen, take this kid, tie him up and

gag him and keep him here until midnight
tomorrow.

Sure, Rolo.

Leave it to me. I got no conscience.

This is a free trick, kid.

Sit down.

I just sat down.

This is the trick where I put the chains
around my chest, expand it until they

break.

Hey.

There's one thing here. Aren't you
bringing the chain around the wrong...

Now, there's only one thing the matter
with this trick. It doesn't work.

Now, will you kindly make with the key?

Boy, that's a shame.

Looks like he must have lost the key.
Let me see what I can do.

No.

Too bad, Fred. You shouldn't have seen
those legs. I can't take any chances.

Don't forget, keep them here till
midnight tomorrow.

Sure, Rolo. Then you'll pay me the
hundred bucks, huh? Sure, Herky. I gotta

get back.

Gee, that Rolo.

He's the funniest clown in the world.

Clark, we've really got to hurry.

Yeah, I know. Well, Jimmy's probably
there already.

Clark, what's the matter?

Nothing. Nothing, Lois. Look, you'd
better go on without me. I want to see

someone else.

No, I'm going to see that you get there
on time.

Lois, will you please... No, and that is
final.

All right.

Please let me lift the dust off my
glasses, at least.

Well, now let's see what you've done.

You're not supposed to find them with
your feet.

I know, Lois. I'm very sorry. I have
another pair in my office.

Well, I'd better get them for you. I'll
meet you at the studio.

Would you please? Thanks. Thanks a lot.

What you need is a full-time nursemaid.

hercules why don't you learn to pick on
someone your own size you're my size

superman

Cheap as it was worth being chained to
get to see that.

But how did you know I was here? Did Mr.
Kent tell you? Something like that,

Jimmy.

I'll see you later.

But Superman, wait.

You'll never get away with this,
Crackers.

Keep your voice down if you want to
live.

I've killed men for less than I'm going
to make out of this. I know what you're

going to do.

You're planning to take my place at the
telethon and somehow steal that money?

Smart boy, Rollo.

I figure there ought to be a couple of
hundred thousand in cash. Not bad for

one night's work, is it?

Don't forget, Mr. Kent, I understand
he's pretty smart. I understand he's

supposed to be a friend of Superman's,
too, but I'll still get away with it.

Crackers, you're going to ruin the whole
clown profession.

What are the children going to think?

Don't do it, Crackers. For them.

Where have you been? I've been looking
all over for you. I'll explain later,

Mr. Kent.

Right now, I think there's a body in
there.

A body? That's what I said.

There, see?

Rolo.

Rolo, you all right?

What happened?

Oh, it's the crackers.

Oh, you mean that fellow who was here
when I met you?

Yeah. You mean there are two of you? I
mean, one of you and one of him?

Oh, then he was made up to look like me,
eh?

It was you.

I thought so.

Well, what's this all about, do you
know?

I do now.

You see, Crackers came in here and
wanted some money.

I told him I had a month's salary coming
tonight, and then I let him have ten

dollars. Oh, I see. Then he just
impersonated you and got all the money.

Which he must have done by now.

Well, there's no use crying over spilled
milk, is there? Do you feel all right?

Oh, sure, sure, fine.

You can't keep a good clown down,
especially when he has to be on

telethon, eh?

Folks,

this is the 22nd hour of our telethon.

And we haven't even reached the halfway
mark yet.

Please, folks, let's not let the kids
down.

And now the next guest in our program is
Sang Lo Tu, the magician.

Ladies and gentlemen, Sang Lo Tu.

Everyone holding up okay?

When this is over, I'm going to pull a
Rip Van Winkle.

Genki, we've got to go over the top.

We've just got to.

And right now, it looks like it will
take more magic than he has up his

sleeve.

Chief, they can't say the planet isn't
trying.

This woman was hoping to talk to
Superman.

I don't understand it. Is there such a
big difference between Superman and me?

I guess I do understand it.

Thank you, Sung Lo, too, for being with
us tonight.

Well, Mr. Kent, it's the folks out there
who can really be the real magicians.

You know, every contribution is the
magic wand to send some underprivileged

youngster to camp. Thank you and good
night.

Thank you very much. And he's so right,
folks.

Please send your contributions in to
Stage 3 Colossal Television Studios or

the Metropolis Daily Planet.

We're not making any progress. The
thermometer hasn't gotten past 200,000.

Clark, that must have been the hundredth
request.

Everyone will send in big chunks of
money if Superman will only make a

personal appearance.

I know, Lois. I thought he'd be able to
be here before now. He's got to.

That's all there is to it.

And I'm going to hold you personally
responsible. Now, wait a minute, Chief.

There are certain difficulties involved
here. Just what should be so difficult

about Superman appearing on the
telethon?

Especially when he knows you're master
of ceremonies.

Isn't there any way you can get him
here, Clark?

Well, I hope so.

Well,

I'm not going to worry about it now.

I'm starving to death. I'm going out to
get a sandwich. Do you mind taking over

for me? Of course, Clark. Go ahead.

Thank you very much.

It's just not like Superman to let us
down.

Ladies and gentlemen, I know you've all
been expecting Superman to make a

personal appearance here.

Superman! Now I know we're moving. I'm
sorry to be late, Miss Lane. Where did

you come from?

Never mind. It's all yours.

Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, as you know, I've
made Metropolis my headquarters.

And I've done my best.

To give you a clean, healthy city.

Now I'm asking you to do your best.

Your best for many thousands of
children.

Children who will grow up to be the
citizens of this city.

And that's just about all there is to
say.

So now I'm going to ask you to give as
much as you can and as soon as you can.

Thank you very much.

You saved the day, Superman.

Now with some help from Raul the Crown,
we're sure to make it. I hope so, Miss

Lane. Sincerely, I hope so.

Yes. Yes, it really was Superman.

Two dollars. Thank you very much.

Yes, ma'am. Ten dollars.

Thank you.

Hello? Listen to this.

A thousand dollars in the name of
Superman.

Thank you very much.

Hello? Yes?

Thank you.

Here you go.

Sure nice of you to take over, Mr. Kent,
while I grabbed a bite to eat.

Glad to do it.

Still can't figure out why you insisted
on wearing my cap.

I don't feel comfortable without it.

Well, uh, I couldn't watch properly
without it, now could I?

I hadn't thought of that.

Well, thanks again. You bet.

Rallo, I was scared to death you weren't
going to show. Me not show? You couldn't

keep me away with a team of horses.
Good. Let's go.

$500. Thank you. $500.

Thank you.

Why didn't you come out from behind that
sandwich and say hello?

You seem to be doing all right.

Besides, I didn't feel very necessary.

Superman was a big help. We still
couldn't have done it without you, Mr.

Brown. Thanks, Jimmy.

Most of the cash has been coming in
envelopes. I thought you folks would

like to see how this contribution came
from the employees of the aquarium.

Give these pledges to the tabulator,
Tim, and keep counting that money as

fast as it comes in. Oh, people are
bringing money from every organization

in town.

No.

We've made it.

The Countess say we did it.

We made it!

Clark, how wonderful.

Well, this is a proud day. I mean night
for the planet.

We'll announce it just as soon as Rollo
finishes his act.

Are you through, Rollo? We've got a
pretty important announcement to make.

Not yet, Kent. I'm just starting.

What do you mean?

Just this.

No, that isn't very funny. That's right.
But if you know what's good for you,

keep right on laughing. Make like it's
part of the act.

Better do as he says, Lois.

Everybody will think this is a comic
exit and that's the way I want it,

understand? Get that money in the bag.

Come on, Lois.

Hey, what is this?

It's the heist, buddy. Keep quiet. Just
behave yourself and nobody gets hurt.

Rollo, I'd never have believed this of
you.

I've got a surprise for you.

This isn't Rollo.

Hey! Don't be a hero, Clark. You're not
the type. Call the police.

Great Caesar's ghost. What's happening
around here?

Hello.

Get me Inspector Henderson.

This is Clark Kent at the telethon.

Oh, sure. I've been watching the program
here at the station.

Say, that clown was sure funny.

Well, that clown just stole all of our
cash.

He's armed and he's dangerous. You
better set out an alarm.

What?

Alert all cars.

You better give up, Crackers. They'll
kill you or they'll kill me by mistake.

You use my name and my reputation to
steal money from the children. I'll get

you for that, Crackers.

Then come and get me.

Hold your fire till we make sure which
is which.

Take care of the money.

You are Rollo, aren't you? Yes, I'm
Rollo.

Good boy. Come on.

You could only catch one of us,
Superman.

How did you know which one?

The kind of a man that you are is what
gave you away, Crackers.

I couldn't imagine Rollo pushing anyone
off a roof.

Not even you.

I guess I had it coming to me.

Anyway, I never was half the clown you
were, Rollo.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, before we go
off the air, I'd like to bring back once

more Rollo the Clown.

From what the police said, Superman
saved more than the telethon tonight.

But let's give Clark and Rollo a little
credit too, Lloyd.