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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,109 --> 00:00:12,330 It all started when these two geniuses, Johnny and Pete, decided this family 2 00:00:12,330 --> 00:00:17,550 vacation was the worst possible type of boredom and the perfect opportunity to 3 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:19,130 prank our three hot moms. 4 00:00:19,470 --> 00:00:23,030 And of course, being a shy one, I couldn't exactly say no. 5 00:00:23,930 --> 00:00:25,730 Yep, that's me, Tim. 6 00:00:25,970 --> 00:00:27,050 Nice to meet you. 7 00:00:27,330 --> 00:00:30,250 Before you ask, no, it wasn't me. 8 00:00:30,510 --> 00:00:33,150 But I guess I was technically involved. 9 00:00:33,730 --> 00:00:35,110 It wasn't my idea. 10 00:00:38,780 --> 00:00:39,900 Welcome to my vacation. 11 00:00:40,220 --> 00:00:41,440 It's going great. 12 00:01:32,930 --> 00:01:33,970 Hey, guys. 13 00:01:34,790 --> 00:01:37,450 Guys, how about a little help with these bags back here? 14 00:01:40,270 --> 00:01:41,270 Hey, 15 00:01:42,990 --> 00:01:44,150 Jennifer, what's the Wi-Fi? 16 00:01:45,590 --> 00:01:48,150 I can't stress this enough. 17 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,800 Boys, get back here and help us with the luggage. 18 00:02:00,460 --> 00:02:02,100 What do you need? Looks like you buggered in. 19 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:03,300 We're checking out the house. 20 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,280 Yeah, we can do all of that later. 21 00:02:06,220 --> 00:02:09,160 Ugh, this house is so lame compared to the home we usually stay at. 22 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,740 Why do we all have to come on a snooze pad? 23 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:13,860 Yeah, what he said. 24 00:02:14,340 --> 00:02:16,980 Lame. There's not even a popcorn machine here. 25 00:02:18,300 --> 00:02:19,300 Here, let me help. 26 00:02:19,450 --> 00:02:21,190 Ha, you look good with that purse. 27 00:02:21,470 --> 00:02:24,270 Yeah, it really breathes out your eyes. Shut up, guy. 28 00:02:24,810 --> 00:02:26,750 Pete, stop teasing your stepbrother. Yeah. 29 00:02:26,970 --> 00:02:29,790 And Johnny, you get your butt back here and make yourself useful. 30 00:02:30,190 --> 00:02:32,890 It's your mother and I's vacation too, you know. 31 00:02:33,730 --> 00:02:34,850 Oh, honey. 32 00:02:35,210 --> 00:02:37,390 And let's drop it with the attitude, please. 33 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:42,110 Our two families have been vacationing together since you and Pete became 34 00:02:42,110 --> 00:02:46,070 friends. I mean, sure, we couldn't get our regular house because it was 35 00:02:46,070 --> 00:02:49,620 undergoing renovations, but... There's no reason why we can't make the best of 36 00:02:49,620 --> 00:02:54,080 this. You boys are all getting older, and this might be our last chance to 37 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:55,860 make some quality memories together. 38 00:02:56,840 --> 00:03:02,520 Yep, so you boys, go get the luggage out of the car, and then later today, when 39 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:06,400 we're done unpacking, we can have a nice family picnic on the beach. 40 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:07,820 Come on, honey. 41 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:15,660 How are they going to make memories over here? It's all retired people around. 42 00:03:15,900 --> 00:03:19,320 I know, and zero babes. Dude, this is supposed to be the year. 43 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:20,680 Tell me about it. 44 00:03:20,980 --> 00:03:25,180 Three years in a row in the same house, same girls, and now this? 45 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:28,820 Bro, I was supposed to ask Emily out. I had an old plan. 46 00:03:29,140 --> 00:03:30,140 And Sarah, too. 47 00:03:30,740 --> 00:03:32,800 We were texting all year. 48 00:03:33,020 --> 00:03:39,040 She was totally into me. Now we're stuck in the middle of nowhere, no signal, and 49 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:40,640 a bunch of old people. 50 00:03:43,050 --> 00:03:44,590 Two years of groundwork. Gone. 51 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:45,850 Just like that. 52 00:03:46,110 --> 00:03:47,850 Yeah. Thanks, Mom and Dad. 53 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:49,530 Worst vacation ever. 54 00:03:51,670 --> 00:03:53,750 Seriously, how are we supposed to meet anyone here? 55 00:03:54,010 --> 00:03:56,570 This is going to be us in here family picnics for two weeks. 56 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:59,170 Can't believe they think this is going to be fine. 57 00:03:59,510 --> 00:04:00,510 I'd rather be home. 58 00:04:01,690 --> 00:04:03,170 This is going to be a long two weeks. 59 00:04:03,590 --> 00:04:04,990 Worst vacation ever. 60 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:14,960 Hey, keep it down. 61 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:19,920 Boys, we're heading to the beach. You should join us. 62 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:22,700 That's all we've been doing for the past few days. 63 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:25,360 Yeah, and there's no bathing at the beach. 64 00:04:26,260 --> 00:04:28,160 Not to mention, the water is freezing. 65 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,160 And there's nothing else to do around here. 66 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,360 No, we don't want to go to the beach. I want to just stay in style. 67 00:04:33,460 --> 00:04:35,720 Well, you three suit yourselves. 68 00:04:35,940 --> 00:04:38,160 Because we're going to go out and have a good time. 69 00:04:38,460 --> 00:04:39,900 Right, baby. I'm ready. 70 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:46,920 Please, do you want to get the oil everywhere on me? 71 00:04:47,140 --> 00:04:48,140 This is just unacceptable. 72 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:50,520 The company's going to fail if we keep this up. 73 00:04:52,380 --> 00:04:54,900 If you guys change your minds, you know where to find us. 74 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:57,500 We'll be back a little later. Go on. 75 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:04,480 There's got to be something interesting we can do. 76 00:05:05,060 --> 00:05:07,660 Something I don't really think is for our parents, but we've never been on 77 00:05:07,660 --> 00:05:08,660 some stupid trip together. 78 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:13,360 Yo. I was watching this streamer the other day. 79 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:16,940 People were giving him these random dares to pull out on his parents. 80 00:05:17,620 --> 00:05:19,600 Maybe that's what we should do. Just dares. 81 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:21,440 Shut up. I'm thinking. 82 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:26,440 I got it. 83 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:27,840 We could do some dares. 84 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,340 That's a great idea. Dares. 85 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:32,100 We'll totally mess with them. 86 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:37,120 Aren't we a little old for dares, guys? We're all 319. 87 00:05:37,940 --> 00:05:39,340 Come on, man. Don't be a downer. 88 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:43,020 Do you have any better ideas we could do? Yeah, come on, Tim. 89 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:44,960 Live on the edge. Don't be a pussy. 90 00:05:45,740 --> 00:05:46,800 Nobody likes a pussy. 91 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:48,480 All right, whatever. 92 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:49,680 I'll do some dares. 93 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:51,700 Not just any dares. 94 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:53,080 What do you mean? 95 00:05:55,260 --> 00:05:58,180 We should do something a little riskier. 96 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:00,240 You know, spice things up a bit. 97 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:02,600 Make it something they'll never forget. 98 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:08,320 What if we came up with some dares that'll make things uncomfortable for 99 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:09,299 them? 100 00:06:09,299 --> 00:06:10,299 Uncomfortable? How? 101 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:12,680 Sexy dares, man. 102 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:14,880 Imagine how awkward it'll get. 103 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:18,000 Make them squirm and make them wish they'd never been on this trip. 104 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:19,740 It's perfect payback. 105 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:23,520 Wait, you're talking about doing sexy dares on her step mom? 106 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:28,000 Exactly. Nothing too crazy, just enough to mess with them. 107 00:06:28,420 --> 00:06:31,260 We'll throw them some embarrassing challenges and watch them squirm. 108 00:06:31,780 --> 00:06:34,320 Okay, yeah, that could be hilarious. 109 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:37,720 You guys are insane, but whatever. 110 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:39,280 Let's do this. 111 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:43,180 Okay, okay, I'm thinking. 112 00:06:44,340 --> 00:06:45,340 I got it. 113 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:49,780 Pete, I dare you to take Jennifer's bikini top and take a selfie with it on 114 00:06:49,780 --> 00:06:50,780 top of your head. 115 00:06:51,260 --> 00:06:53,520 Dude, that's gross. She's my stepmom. 116 00:06:53,860 --> 00:06:55,180 She's my stepmom, too. 117 00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:56,700 What are you, chicken? 118 00:06:56,940 --> 00:06:58,760 No! I'm not a chicken. 119 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:00,200 I'll do it. 120 00:07:00,540 --> 00:07:04,520 I dare you to... to... 121 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:10,180 Send a sexy text message to your stepmom saying how much you want to go down on 122 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:12,500 her and then pretend that you sent it to the wrong number. 123 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:15,060 Sure. 124 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:16,720 I have two stepmoms, genius. 125 00:07:17,460 --> 00:07:18,460 Kelly and Kathleen. 126 00:07:19,140 --> 00:07:20,140 Hmm. 127 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:22,080 Okay. Do the dare on Kathleen. 128 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:27,880 Guys, are you sure you want to get our stepmothers involved with this? I know 129 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:32,100 you said you want to take it to them or whatever, but this seems a little mean. 130 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:34,980 Ugh! Look at your panties in a bunch, man. 131 00:07:35,820 --> 00:07:37,200 It's just a little homeless fun. 132 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:41,540 Besides, they've been nagging us the whole time about doing family stuff. 133 00:07:42,180 --> 00:07:43,580 This is us doing family stuff. 134 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:45,060 Ha, good one. 135 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:47,100 Okay, fine. 136 00:07:47,740 --> 00:07:48,900 Give me a dare, then. 137 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:50,560 Hmm. 138 00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:55,940 I dare you to pick up a girl's skirt. 139 00:07:56,540 --> 00:08:00,560 And since you're so worried about harming our precious stepmom, it could 140 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:01,459 be any girl. 141 00:08:01,460 --> 00:08:02,460 What? 142 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:04,980 Why do I have the craziest stare of them all? 143 00:08:05,660 --> 00:08:07,860 We're helping you get out your shell. Get wild. 144 00:08:08,180 --> 00:08:09,180 Live. 145 00:08:09,340 --> 00:08:10,980 Yeah, we're the good guys here. 146 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:13,319 Okay, fine. 147 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:14,320 I'll do it. 148 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:16,580 Great. Well, we own what we have to do. 149 00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:18,100 Good luck, boys. 150 00:08:18,420 --> 00:08:19,420 Don't get caught. 151 00:08:28,110 --> 00:08:31,090 I know you boys aren't happy about the beach, but you guys shouldn't be 152 00:08:31,090 --> 00:08:32,250 complete couch potatoes. 153 00:08:33,049 --> 00:08:35,850 Seriously, you guys missed a really good time at the beach today. 154 00:08:36,309 --> 00:08:37,309 There were jellyfish. 155 00:08:39,010 --> 00:08:40,010 Anyways, 156 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:46,610 I just did a load of laundry and I'm getting ready to do another one. So if 157 00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:50,270 you boys have anything that needs to be washed, get it to the laundry room now. 158 00:08:58,700 --> 00:09:00,160 Here you go. Do it. Do it. 159 00:09:04,380 --> 00:09:09,360 How do girls even do this? All right, so we're just gonna do it like that. 160 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:13,320 Bro, you look ridiculous, bro. Not like that. Hold up a little higher. 161 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:17,960 Uh, like... No, no, not that high. Not that high. Okay, okay. Guys, I don't 162 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:18,960 know if this is a good idea. 163 00:09:19,260 --> 00:09:20,480 I think we're gonna get caught. 164 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,720 Relax, KMR. It's fine. 165 00:09:24,060 --> 00:09:26,600 Okay? Why do my feet keep cutting off? 166 00:09:26,940 --> 00:09:28,620 Give me that, you'll never go without me. Alright. 167 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:31,000 Oh yeah, that's a good look for you. Uh-huh. 168 00:09:31,380 --> 00:09:32,540 You boys have laundry? 169 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:45,440 What are you boys doing? 170 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:46,700 Just watching videos. 171 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:52,620 Like I said, if you have dirty clothes, get it to me now. 172 00:10:11,180 --> 00:10:12,180 Yo, dude. 173 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,320 Now's your chance. 174 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:15,280 Dude, remember what we planned? 175 00:10:16,380 --> 00:10:17,800 Right now? 176 00:10:18,140 --> 00:10:20,640 Yes. She's totally glued to her phone. 177 00:10:21,260 --> 00:10:22,260 Perfect timing. 178 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:26,260 Guys, are you sure this is a good idea? What if it all blows up in our face? 179 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:32,020 under control. 180 00:10:32,060 --> 00:10:34,620 No, just send a text. Make it sexy. 181 00:10:34,860 --> 00:10:36,100 And then act like nothing happened. 182 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:37,700 She's a little crazy. 183 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,040 Alright, here it goes. 184 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:47,260 Johnny, what is this? 185 00:10:48,860 --> 00:10:50,420 Oh crap, that wasn't for you. 186 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,160 Who was it for then? 187 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,620 She's catching on to you. 188 00:11:02,690 --> 00:11:04,890 So what was the dare? 189 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:06,450 You guys think you're slick? 190 00:11:08,810 --> 00:11:15,810 To be honest, I kind of like getting texts 191 00:11:15,810 --> 00:11:16,649 like that. 192 00:11:16,650 --> 00:11:19,910 I used to get them from my partner all the time, but not anymore. 193 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:25,330 Maybe next time make sure it's on purpose. 194 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:42,880 Mom? 195 00:11:43,380 --> 00:11:45,000 Mom, I'm starving. 196 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:51,280 Mom, I haven't eaten in hours. I'm literally wasting away in here. 197 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:53,680 Yeah, Mom, we need food fast. 198 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:56,860 Do they ever stop? 199 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,220 You would swear they were on the brink of starvation. 200 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:04,220 What, it's been like three hours since breakfast, and you think that we haven't 201 00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:04,979 fed them? 202 00:12:04,980 --> 00:12:07,100 They are worse than toddlers sometimes. 203 00:12:07,780 --> 00:12:08,940 Yeah, well, at least toddlers now. 204 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:12,220 Maybe we should just let them fend for themselves and see how well they do. 205 00:12:12,740 --> 00:12:16,420 Or we could just order those pizzas they've been screaming for. 206 00:12:16,780 --> 00:12:17,840 Giving in already. 207 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:21,220 Not giving in, just saving my sanity. 208 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:22,880 You're a hero. 209 00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:25,440 Let's see how fast they devour those pizzas. 210 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,060 Five minutes tops. 211 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:29,480 At least it's going to buy us a little piece. 212 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:31,700 Until they're hungry in an hour. 213 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,320 Hey, at least we didn't have to cook. That's a win. 214 00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:40,190 Man, when are these pizzas getting here? 215 00:12:41,030 --> 00:12:43,730 Mom, when are the pizzas getting here? 216 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:13,720 Let me go get my wallet. 217 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,800 No way, man. Don't. 218 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:21,760 You okay down there? 219 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,480 Oh, yeah. 220 00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:46,160 You know, there are easier ways to get my attention than throwing yourself 221 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,059 under me. 222 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,760 But I appreciate the attention. 223 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:50,580 I'm so sorry. 224 00:13:51,420 --> 00:13:52,540 All right, Romeo. 225 00:13:52,780 --> 00:13:55,200 Let's not keep her waiting all day. 226 00:13:55,540 --> 00:13:57,780 Thank you. Yeah, thank you. 227 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,300 For real, flat on the floor, right in front of her? 228 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:19,440 At least she's out there, right? You boy, if you ever act that ridiculous 229 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:23,440 again, I'm going to ban pizza for life. 230 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:25,520 Totally worth it. 231 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:31,840 So, 232 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,680 how did the pizza delivery go? 233 00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:37,360 Him fell at the girl's feet. 234 00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:38,980 Literally. 235 00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:44,700 What am I... Yeah, let's see how they recover from this. 236 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,420 Man, how are we this bored? 237 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:04,600 I mean, those dares were fun, but like... Hmm. 238 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,760 I think we need even crazier ideas to get through this week. 239 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,240 Crazier than what we just did? 240 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,290 Well, yeah. P.O.R. Stepmom's a cheesy top. 241 00:15:13,530 --> 00:15:16,630 I texted my stepmom, and you got to feed a piece of your penis. 242 00:15:17,510 --> 00:15:18,510 That was hot. 243 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:21,630 That was, but look at our stepmoms you're talking about. 244 00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:23,630 Yeah, and stepmoms are hot. 245 00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:24,990 Especially all of ours. 246 00:15:25,630 --> 00:15:28,590 Johnny, do you hear yourself talking? What are you going to do next? Dare us 247 00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:29,590 to bang our stepmom? 248 00:15:30,290 --> 00:15:31,350 That's an awesome idea. 249 00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:34,470 I would have thought of it first, but you two dumbasses are distracting me. 250 00:15:35,610 --> 00:15:38,510 Oh, my God. Dude, I was joking. No way. 251 00:15:39,270 --> 00:15:40,270 I got it. 252 00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:42,870 We should come up with a bucket list. 253 00:15:43,430 --> 00:15:45,370 Oh, good one. 254 00:15:45,630 --> 00:15:47,770 So, like a bucket list, right? 255 00:15:48,450 --> 00:15:50,850 Exactly. Except we're not dying, obviously. 256 00:15:52,230 --> 00:15:54,950 We'll come up with a bunch of sex days and do it with our stepmoms. 257 00:15:56,070 --> 00:15:57,190 Are you crazy? 258 00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,610 I'm talking about stepmothers. Who does that? 259 00:16:01,890 --> 00:16:03,170 Dude, don't be lame. 260 00:16:03,510 --> 00:16:04,650 It'll be so much fun. 261 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:07,470 Seriously, bro. Don't be such a party pooper, man. 262 00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:09,930 We're talking about our stepmothers. 263 00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:12,060 That's too much. Who does that? 264 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:13,940 Some of the balls, that's who. 265 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:17,300 Yeah, grow a pair of balls, Tim. Don't be a pussy. 266 00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:18,820 Time to man up. 267 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,080 You're either in or you're out. 268 00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:26,740 Fuck, fine. I can't believe I'm agreeing to this. I did the worst. 269 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,920 But fine, I'll do your fucking list. 270 00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:30,820 Fuck yeah. 271 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:38,500 Pete, your dad's been a dumbass the entire trip. 272 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,860 We both seen your mom throwing it at him, but he still laying in camp and 273 00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:42,860 turning off his computer. 274 00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:47,260 So, I dare you to go give your dear mommy everything your dad isn't. 275 00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:48,620 With your dad nearby. 276 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,160 Sure, 277 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:52,560 yeah. 278 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,020 Piece of cake, bro. 279 00:16:55,060 --> 00:17:02,000 And for your dear Johnny, yeah, I dare you to bang one 280 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,440 of your lesbian stepmoms. 281 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:05,680 No problem. 282 00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:08,480 I know my stepmoms like to get frisky on these vacations. 283 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:11,060 They weren't very good at hiding their toys this time either. 284 00:17:11,619 --> 00:17:13,720 So, I think I might have an idea, too. 285 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,579 What do I have to do? 286 00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:19,740 Tim, 287 00:17:21,980 --> 00:17:27,079 I dare you to bang all of our moms at the same time. 288 00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:31,980 You know I'm a... A virgin? 289 00:17:32,340 --> 00:17:33,560 Yeah, bro. 290 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:34,699 I know. 291 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:37,260 Yeah, I'm your stepbrother. Of course I know. 292 00:17:37,899 --> 00:17:38,899 Everyone knows. 293 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,700 But here's your chance to change that. And become a fucking god among men. 294 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:47,920 I haven't done it with one girl. How am I supposed to do it with three? 295 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:51,100 Hey, bro. When there's a willy, there's a way. 296 00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:54,960 Plus, we're doing you a favor by daring you to do all of this. 297 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:59,580 Look, guys. We gotta get all of our dares done by the end of this vacation. 298 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:03,540 I have faith in you, Tim. I guarantee you we'll never forget it. 299 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,520 Carpe diem. Carpe diem. 300 00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:08,010 What does that even mean? 301 00:18:08,610 --> 00:18:09,610 Seize the day. 302 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:12,630 You'll never be 19 again, and our stepmom will never be hotter. 303 00:18:13,930 --> 00:18:14,930 Okay, okay. 304 00:18:15,910 --> 00:18:16,910 I'll do it. 305 00:18:17,690 --> 00:18:19,590 You know that's evidence, right? 306 00:18:19,950 --> 00:18:21,810 We need a written document. This is epic. 307 00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:24,410 All right, then. When we're done, just hide it. 308 00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:33,270 Now, the real fun began, boy. 309 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,920 Shy, you got it. 310 00:18:43,060 --> 00:18:46,620 Honey, I have my heart set on camping on the beach with you this weekend. 311 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:51,180 I know, but if you want to keep taking vacations like this, then I need to keep 312 00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:54,580 working. There's no Wi-Fi out there, so you're just going to have to camp 313 00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:57,500 inside, which I think is probably better than out there. 314 00:18:58,340 --> 00:18:59,960 Yeah, I guess it's better than nothing. 315 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:02,640 Are you coming to bed? 316 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,500 I figured we could have a little alone time. 317 00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:08,140 Not tonight. 318 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,160 Maybe next month? 319 00:19:09,450 --> 00:19:10,450 I've got a lot to do here. 320 00:19:11,930 --> 00:19:13,750 All right, then. 321 00:19:14,550 --> 00:19:15,550 Good night. 322 00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:44,980 Wow, 323 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,100 it really is comfy in here. 324 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:52,160 It seems like a great place to put a tent in the living room. You even have a 325 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,160 lantern in here. 326 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,920 Thanks. At least someone appreciates it. 327 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:57,500 What do you mean? 328 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:02,020 Well, your father and I are sort of going through a little rough patch. 329 00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:07,280 As you may have noted, he's been completely consumed with work lately. 330 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,920 I mean, it's... 331 00:20:10,190 --> 00:20:16,090 Great that he supports our family like he does, but we need more than just 332 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,550 financial support. 333 00:20:18,730 --> 00:20:23,210 Son needs his father and wife needs her husband. 334 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:26,070 Yeah, dad can be a jerk sometimes. 335 00:20:26,430 --> 00:20:30,550 I mean, he does a lot for this family, but you do a lot too. 336 00:20:31,390 --> 00:20:33,710 You're such a great stepmom to me and Tim. 337 00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:39,310 Oh, honey, I love hearing that. And I'm so lucky to have you as my stepson. 338 00:20:40,110 --> 00:20:45,290 Now we can just get your father, you know, part of the family instead of his 339 00:20:45,290 --> 00:20:49,730 job. Look, let's stop talking about my dad for a second. 340 00:20:50,030 --> 00:20:52,290 How about we start talking about your needs? 341 00:20:53,550 --> 00:20:58,010 Well, I can't remember the last time I heard your father say something like 342 00:20:58,010 --> 00:20:59,010 that. 343 00:20:59,130 --> 00:21:03,190 It would be nice to think about my needs for once. 344 00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:05,230 You must have a lot of them. 345 00:21:05,570 --> 00:21:06,570 I do. 346 00:21:06,610 --> 00:21:08,810 Well, maybe I can help. 347 00:21:09,430 --> 00:21:14,970 Well, it's very nice of you, but there's some things that a son can't really help 348 00:21:14,970 --> 00:21:15,970 their mom with. 349 00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:17,550 I don't know about that. 350 00:21:17,770 --> 00:21:19,390 I can do a lot of things. 351 00:21:20,130 --> 00:21:22,070 Like, how many? 352 00:21:24,790 --> 00:21:31,370 I don't know if it's my dirty mind or, well... 353 00:21:31,370 --> 00:21:32,930 Blurting with you? 354 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:34,750 Yeah. 355 00:21:34,990 --> 00:21:36,110 Well, I am, Mom. 356 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:38,700 Can't be serious. 357 00:21:38,980 --> 00:21:41,040 Your father is sitting right there. 358 00:21:41,780 --> 00:21:44,060 He's an earshot from us. 359 00:21:44,260 --> 00:21:45,219 Why not? 360 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:48,240 I want to make great memories with you. 361 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:52,940 And it's about time someone actually starts taking care of your needs for 362 00:21:52,940 --> 00:21:59,080 once. And besides, the only thing in his earshot is some corporate drone half a 363 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,080 world away. 364 00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:02,100 You know what? 365 00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:03,500 You're right. 366 00:22:03,660 --> 00:22:04,880 I do have needs. 367 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:10,120 And if your father can't take care of him, who better else than his son? 368 00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:11,800 That'll teach him. 369 00:22:13,260 --> 00:22:16,460 But we should keep it down. 370 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,660 I don't want to cause too much trouble. 371 00:23:14,290 --> 00:23:15,690 Okay. 372 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,600 Thank you. 373 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:25,680 Oh. 374 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:57,880 Thank you. 375 00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:44,020 Thank you. 376 00:26:33,639 --> 00:26:34,940 So good. 377 00:26:55,790 --> 00:26:56,790 mm-hmm 378 00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:52,510 Oh, yeah. 379 00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:14,100 I'm sorry. 380 00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:16,700 I'm sorry. 381 00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:23,780 I'm sorry. 382 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,240 I'm sorry. 383 00:28:28,020 --> 00:28:31,120 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 384 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:36,100 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm 385 00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:39,440 sorry. 386 00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:53,090 Ugh. 387 00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,360 Oh, yes. 388 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,020 Yes. 389 00:31:48,379 --> 00:31:51,040 oh my gosh 390 00:32:15,660 --> 00:32:16,680 What the fuck? 391 00:32:18,260 --> 00:32:19,960 Did anyone else lose Wi-Fi? 392 00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:21,960 Um, I haven't noticed. 393 00:32:22,700 --> 00:32:24,060 Honey, what network is it? 394 00:32:24,340 --> 00:32:27,420 Uh, underdog 24. 395 00:33:25,719 --> 00:33:28,520 Yes. Yes. 396 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:46,280 um huh 397 00:35:31,350 --> 00:35:34,150 Oh, yes. 398 00:35:36,090 --> 00:35:37,090 Oh, my God. 399 00:35:37,270 --> 00:35:39,610 Oh, my God. Oh, 400 00:35:40,870 --> 00:35:48,550 my 401 00:35:48,550 --> 00:35:56,030 God. 402 00:36:14,990 --> 00:36:17,830 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 403 00:36:45,509 --> 00:36:47,630 Oh, yeah. 404 00:36:49,010 --> 00:36:50,410 Oh, 405 00:36:54,970 --> 00:36:55,970 yeah. 406 00:36:56,810 --> 00:37:00,430 Oh, yeah. 407 00:37:00,950 --> 00:37:01,950 Oh, 408 00:37:03,510 --> 00:37:09,850 yeah. 409 00:37:20,580 --> 00:37:22,520 oh my 410 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:28,560 god 411 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,120 I'm like, mommy, you feel so fucking good. Yeah. 412 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:05,480 Holy shit. 413 00:38:05,660 --> 00:38:06,660 Oh, 414 00:38:07,860 --> 00:38:11,540 yeah. Oh, yeah. 415 00:38:34,730 --> 00:38:36,270 Yes, just like this. 416 00:38:37,230 --> 00:38:38,230 Yeah. 417 00:38:43,870 --> 00:38:44,870 Yes, 418 00:38:46,550 --> 00:38:47,550 there you go. 419 00:38:53,770 --> 00:38:55,170 It's holding you tight. 420 00:38:55,570 --> 00:38:57,450 Oh, you're doing so fucking good. 421 00:38:57,810 --> 00:38:58,810 Yeah. 422 00:38:59,530 --> 00:39:00,810 Just like that. 423 00:39:24,170 --> 00:39:25,270 Yes. Yes. 424 00:39:26,210 --> 00:39:28,270 Yes. Yes. Yes. 425 00:39:51,980 --> 00:39:55,220 Oh, mommy, I love you. Oh, I love you too, baby. 426 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,160 Oh, 427 00:39:58,360 --> 00:39:59,360 he's coming to me. 428 00:39:59,820 --> 00:40:00,820 Yeah. 429 00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:03,660 Oh, fuck. 430 00:40:04,420 --> 00:40:05,419 Here you go. 431 00:40:05,420 --> 00:40:06,420 Yep. 432 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:09,940 Please put it in, mommy. 433 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:13,300 I want to feel it again. Yeah. Oh, my God. 434 00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:15,280 Oh, yeah. 435 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:45,840 Hold it open. 436 00:41:19,940 --> 00:41:21,360 Good morning. 437 00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:12,260 Oh, yes. 438 00:42:36,650 --> 00:42:37,650 Oh, yes. 439 00:42:40,550 --> 00:42:41,550 Yes. 440 00:43:36,629 --> 00:43:37,930 Oh, my God. 441 00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:13,520 Can you move it for me, alright? 442 00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:14,760 Oh, yes. 443 00:44:20,140 --> 00:44:26,500 That's a big boy. 444 00:44:26,980 --> 00:44:29,440 I love the color. 445 00:44:56,069 --> 00:44:57,470 Oh. 446 00:45:41,379 --> 00:45:44,100 I'm taking care of mommy. 447 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:50,200 Just like that. Nice little strokes. Yes. 448 00:46:27,820 --> 00:46:28,519 Come on. 449 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:29,520 Good. 450 00:46:44,540 --> 00:46:45,780 That's so good. 451 00:47:00,559 --> 00:47:03,300 Oh, my God. 452 00:47:03,980 --> 00:47:06,380 Oh, my God. 453 00:47:09,340 --> 00:47:11,440 Oh, my God. 454 00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:17,480 Oh, my God. 455 00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,920 all over you yeah 456 00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:13,040 Just like that. 457 00:49:53,259 --> 00:49:55,540 Mommy likes how hard you get for me. 458 00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:25,060 oh my god oh my god 459 00:51:44,650 --> 00:51:47,350 oh my 460 00:51:47,350 --> 00:51:56,330 god 461 00:52:00,330 --> 00:52:01,330 Oh, my God. 462 00:52:02,710 --> 00:52:04,830 Yes, Mommy's supposed to be a good boy. 463 00:52:05,190 --> 00:52:06,190 Yes. 464 00:52:08,650 --> 00:52:09,650 Yes, 465 00:52:11,930 --> 00:52:12,930 he was. 466 00:52:12,970 --> 00:52:13,970 Yes. 467 00:52:20,130 --> 00:52:21,130 That's right. 468 00:52:22,670 --> 00:52:23,670 Yes, 469 00:52:24,910 --> 00:52:26,430 yes, yes. 470 00:52:38,380 --> 00:52:40,560 Give me all that fucking cum. Yeah. 471 00:52:40,780 --> 00:52:42,620 Yeah. Yes. 472 00:52:42,860 --> 00:52:44,960 Do it. Do it. 473 00:52:46,940 --> 00:52:47,940 Yeah. 474 00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:50,760 Yeah. 475 00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:52,660 Yeah. Yeah. 476 00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:59,440 I didn't mean you don't. Oh, yeah. 477 00:53:00,180 --> 00:53:02,540 Yeah. Here we go. 478 00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:04,560 Whoa. 479 00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:16,440 Thank you. 480 00:53:16,620 --> 00:53:19,060 Taking care of all of mommy's needs. 481 00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:20,720 Yeah. 482 00:53:22,780 --> 00:53:23,780 Yeah. 483 00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:30,260 I can feel it running down into my pores. 484 00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:31,680 It's so good. 485 00:54:28,110 --> 00:54:29,510 Hey! 486 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:47,860 wanted to log on and say great job team proud of y'all love my chosen family see 487 00:54:47,860 --> 00:54:48,860 y'all tomorrow 32476

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