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Keanu Reeves!
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And you all know
George Lucas. isn't it?
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But I would love to return home.
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Come on, the show is
only a few weeks away.
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You can do.
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Can I at least have my cell phone?
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George, you will call
for help. Don't I know?
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Oh, and there, wow, the most
important figures in the exhibition.
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Without them there
would be no Hollywood.
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-James and Henry...
-Who?
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Are you serious?
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James and Henry.
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Minions.
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-I know the minions, but I've never seen them...
-James and Henry.
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Yeah, I've never heard of them.
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So am I.
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But this is crazy.
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James and Henry are legends and
They changed Hollywood forever.
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They changed the
world, not just Hollywood.
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And his story is epic.
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What are you talking about?
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Do you know what?
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The plan has changed.
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Everyone sit down.
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Now, all of you, come and sit down.
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Tommy, you two, glasses and
Mr. Johnson, And you too, Bubble Girl.
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As you know, over time
dozens of Minion tribes have
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roamed our planet, searching
for the perfect villain to serve.
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And there was a very special child among them.
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That's O James right there.
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He loved drawing and
painting, but most of all,
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He loved making up stories
and sharing them with his friends.
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Hey Alberto, look at the book.
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But the rest of his tribe was
only interested in one thing.
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To serve the worst master they could find.
And this man met all the criteria.
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Is it scary?
LIKE THAT..
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Is it strong?
LIKE THAT..
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Super bad?
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Twice LIKE THAT...
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It was perfect, it was number 10
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To show their master how much they cared,
the Minions did everything for him.
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But James went one
step further and his master
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He wanted to create
something truly great for you.
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Start, start, start!
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Listening, correcting, translating into Turkish,
synchronizing as much as possible;
ufukbaba
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Minions that day
From Cyclops Island
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He was banished and everyone was angry with James.
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OK, not all of them.
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Another Minion found this hilarious.
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And it was Henry.
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They were inseparable.
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It didn't matter where they
went or who they worked
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for, they were best friends
and there for each other.
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The next master was promising. He was very
powerful and most importantly, like a devil.
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And his book, oh my God,
There were some evil spells in it.
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Monster.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Give them lovers,
give friends.
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Super sweet...
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Walk, walk, walk!
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The minions had once
again lost a master.
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On the bright side, James and
Henry's friendships grew even stronger.
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Even if it makes some of
the other Minions unhappy.
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This is Ed, by the way.
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He is a friendly and
somewhat tough Minion.
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They then found a way to
communicate with each other.
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And so the Minions moved
from one boss to the next.
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And there were a lot of them.
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Friends?
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But after a while, they could not
find any more bad masters to serve.
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They wandered around for a
long time, tired and hopeless.
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And the bossy Minion
over there, He's Dick.
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He gave orders to everyone to
prepare the camp for the night.
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Dick, who was now chattering
and laughing incessantly, looked at
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Henry and James from the others.
He ordered them to sleep far away.
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It wasn't a problem for
them, because then they
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could stay up all night
discussing the meaning of life.
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The universe, his hopes, his dreams.
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Ahh poor thing!
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Oh la la!
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Malpeli!
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Wow, James!
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Oh, and there's Dicks over
there, but under the umbrella.
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Microphone, Microphone, Microphone..
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Hey, oh!
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Hey Henry, what's up?
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Casaco?
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Let Casaco take my gift..
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Come on..Get up.
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Ah..That friend.
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That friend..
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And with that Dick
lost his temper again...
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And he said everything on
his mind about the two friends.
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Henry thought long and hard about Dick's
comments... and decided to punch him.
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But luckily Ed intervened; Tell your friend to calm down, take
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a deep breath and... He motioned for her to calm down and..
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He punched Dick himself.
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This seemed to be the breaking point.
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But then Dick saw something that
would change the Minions' lives forever.
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BIG BOSS!
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To the train!
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Any idea what you're doing?
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Of course I played the boss and the
driver. Chicans and everything, everything!
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It was a perfect scene, so much
effort, so much money, so much effort!
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Get out of here!
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You, you, you, you,
you, you, you, and you!
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I?
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Definitely you!
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Outside!
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Outside!
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Outside!
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Outside!
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We are starting again!
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Hey boss, the movie's over.
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This isn't going to go well.
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Tell that talentless bum; If he
interferes again, he'll be fired!
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Then send her a bottle of champagne.
Because today is your birthday!
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Ah, there he is, our favorite director!
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Hello Mr. Bright, Mr. Bright.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Okay, let's see what you shot.
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Now all the scenes.
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We are so excited to see you.
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Come on, play!
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As you know, Mr Bright.
We had a little problem.
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Is there a problem?
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This is a puzzle that only
the French have to solve.
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Problems cost money.
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Oh, this scene is so scary.
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You will never work in this city again.
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But we're sure it will do just
fine in many other cities, too.
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Please play the
scene and thank you.
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Here we go.
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What's going on?
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I know, that's what
I was trying to say.
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What are these things?
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-Oh, they, oh...
-The whole scene has changed!
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But I didn't!
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Guys, wow, I did it!
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He's a genius!
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What?
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You see, this is great!
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More than amazing.
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I love it!
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Those sick kids!
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Oh, they are wonderful!
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They have to be in
every scene of the movie.
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Oh yes!
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OK, definitely!
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I will call my very good friends.
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What are these called?
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Let's put them in the movie!
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Sam?
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Elwood?
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Is there any harm in stealing?
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Alright!
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Oh, that's the thing, Frankie!
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Oh yes it is, Elwood.
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Get them!
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Get 'em, guys!
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Faster, faster!
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We must find them!
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Where are they?
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Get out of my way!
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Walk...Walk...
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Take the next right!
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They might be at sunset!
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Hey, hey!
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Don't let them escape!
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Ok!
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Guys, I've been looking for
you everywhere, jump, jump.
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Everything is in order.
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Who are you?
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My name is Henry.
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I?
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And my name is Dick.
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Oh, and this is Ed.
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Ah... And me again!
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And me again!
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And me again!
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And me again!
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Is there a name I can call everyone?
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Minions! Look Minions, my name is Max.
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Hello Max!
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Yes hello!
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Okay, what happened before
I'm really sorry about that.
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So, I'd like to work with you.
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We should make a movie!
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Movie?
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Movie?
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What are movies?
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Don't you know? Movies are
stories that unfold in front of you.
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And people love them.
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And people them They
love those who do it.
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Pride Brothers
Welcome to Filmmaking!
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Where we make all kinds of movies!
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Hello George!
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This is great!
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Exciting, right?
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Oh James, I love your enthusiasm!
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What about you guys?
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Would you like to make a movie too?
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Settle in and let's get to work!
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So I want you to move
through a very simple scene.
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You stay here, I'll be back!
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OK, listen!
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Here's the scene.
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See those big,
heavily armed men?
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They suspect you killed their
leader and they want you dead!
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Okay, I really need
you to sell the scene!
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If you do good work, you will be hired.
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If you fail, you return to the streets,
searching for food in the garbage.
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Have fun with this job!
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OK, are you ready?
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Action!
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Attack!!!
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Back off!
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Gentlemen, forward!
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Okay, that was...perfect!
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Are you ready to become a star?
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And the biggest ever seen in
the world I'm talking about stars.
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The world has never
been a better place!
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The economy is growing, There
are no signs of slowing down!
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People have never been happier And
the future has never looked brighter!
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Meanwhile in Hollywood, The new stars of the silver screen conquered
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the world with the storm they created, and the face of cinema changed.
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With movies like The Good, the Bad and the
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Dumb, look behind you and then look down!
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And they came from the stars to bring down to you a
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frying pan and a spaceship; They targeted Miami Beach!
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Minions have become
the kings of the box office
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and it seems the public He can't get enough of them!
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We spent weeks
with these super mini
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wonders; Now let's reveal
some of its secrets to you!
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Our children moved to a luxury house.
A large and comfortable game room
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to Battery Hills where you can enjoy; It
also has a huge and comfortable sauna!
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Their lives have changed
since Bane arrived. Them!
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They can't go anywhere
without being recognized!
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Ha ha!
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Run, children, run!
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In Tinseltown, looks
are everything; Minions
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are always the most is after the most trendy looks!
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And not only that!
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Minions merchandise now available!
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What's next after this?
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And oh my God; Hollywood has
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never seen the kind
of parties they throw!
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Yes, Minions are on top of the world!
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They really have it all!
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James, my boy, you have
a real talent for cinema!
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Thank you!
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Yes, you have what it
takes to be a director!
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One in your future It
might even be an Oscar!
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Oscar?
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What is that?
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Ah, this is an award for the
best. To movies and filmmakers!
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Ah!
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And the Oscar goes to
the best movie in history.
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James!
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Thank you!
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James!
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James!
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Are you okay buddy?
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Ah!
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00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,740
Wait, what's going on?
266
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:40,560
What's this?
267
00:32:40,860 --> 00:32:42,220
Let me tell you what happened!
268
00:32:42,540 --> 00:32:44,260
This is the future of cinema!
269
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,000
Everyone does this, Max!
270
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:51,321
Our movies now...
It will be "loud"!
271
00:32:53,780 --> 00:32:57,080
That's what I just
said. It was the voice!
272
00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:03,800
I have a very good feeling about this!
273
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:05,980
Silence everyone!
274
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:07,660
Are you ready Henry?
275
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,120
This will be great!
276
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,240
OK, we're recording!
277
00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:15,440
And action!
278
00:33:33,130 --> 00:33:35,771
You walked out of
my life five years ago
279
00:33:35,772 --> 00:33:38,439
and now you think you can just come back?
280
00:33:38,790 --> 00:33:39,350
No!
281
00:33:39,610 --> 00:33:40,610
No, I say!
282
00:33:41,530 --> 00:33:43,610
Get lost, you handsome bastard!
283
00:33:43,611 --> 00:33:48,090
Oh Henry!
284
00:33:48,990 --> 00:33:51,710
My mother warned me about men like you!
285
00:33:59,283 --> 00:34:01,103
Mmmm, body!
286
00:34:01,630 --> 00:34:02,630
Piñata!
287
00:34:02,930 --> 00:34:03,930
Carbonara!
288
00:34:04,530 --> 00:34:05,530
Lasagna!
289
00:34:06,990 --> 00:34:07,490
What?
290
00:34:07,990 --> 00:34:08,990
What?
291
00:34:09,190 --> 00:34:10,190
What?
292
00:34:15,510 --> 00:34:17,390
Are you with us, sergeant?
293
00:34:17,609 --> 00:34:18,609
We need you!
294
00:34:18,910 --> 00:34:20,449
What are we going to do?
295
00:34:26,981 --> 00:34:27,981
Yes, sergeant?
296
00:35:04,250 --> 00:35:06,770
Can I have a cup
of coffee, please?
297
00:35:07,270 --> 00:35:08,370
Some milk.
298
00:35:09,090 --> 00:35:10,090
Two candies.
299
00:35:11,310 --> 00:35:12,310
Thank you.
300
00:35:14,310 --> 00:35:15,310
Damn it!
301
00:35:16,190 --> 00:35:17,650
This is a disaster!
302
00:35:17,850 --> 00:35:18,993
We lost millions!
303
00:35:20,670 --> 00:35:22,150
Do you know who I blame?
304
00:35:22,410 --> 00:35:22,810
Them!
305
00:35:23,110 --> 00:35:24,390
Unfortunately yes.
306
00:35:24,710 --> 00:35:25,570
Get out of here!
307
00:35:25,571 --> 00:35:28,316
Bob, we wish you good luck
in your new endeavor and still
308
00:35:28,317 --> 00:35:31,230
We hope we can stay
friends who never talk.
309
00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:34,173
And have a wonderful life away from us.
310
00:35:40,290 --> 00:35:41,290
Oscar?
311
00:35:43,290 --> 00:35:45,810
James, you'll never win an Oscar!
312
00:35:45,910 --> 00:35:47,470
You're done!
You are fired!
313
00:35:58,780 --> 00:35:59,900
Goodbye Eric.
314
00:36:00,100 --> 00:36:00,720
Farewell, farewell, farewell.
315
00:36:00,721 --> 00:36:02,640
See you, Quentin.
316
00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:03,720
Goodbye Max.
317
00:36:04,020 --> 00:36:05,020
Goodbye Esteban.
318
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:06,120
Tschüss!
319
00:36:06,420 --> 00:36:07,420
Hello Frederick.
320
00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:08,500
Goodbye Max.
321
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:10,240
Dick.
322
00:36:10,740 --> 00:36:11,740
Max.
323
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,920
Henry, James, good luck my friends.
324
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,840
Don't worry, friends.
325
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,780
This is just a minor setback.
326
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:25,520
Thank you.
327
00:36:26,340 --> 00:36:28,280
You'll be fine, James.
328
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:31,180
You will do great things.
329
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:32,860
Hey James!
330
00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:35,940
Goodbye Max.
331
00:36:53,150 --> 00:36:54,730
No, no, no!
332
00:36:55,150 --> 00:36:56,150
From where?
333
00:36:56,370 --> 00:36:57,370
Why did you do this?
334
00:37:02,150 --> 00:37:03,310
Well done, Dick, well done.
335
00:37:03,311 --> 00:37:04,311
No!
336
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,980
Hey Victor, good night.
337
00:37:53,740 --> 00:37:54,460
Good evening, Victor.
338
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:55,780
Hi Mitch, good evening.
339
00:37:55,781 --> 00:37:56,781
Good evening, Greg.
340
00:37:56,940 --> 00:37:57,620
Good night, Jorge.
341
00:37:57,740 --> 00:37:58,280
Good evening, Steven.
342
00:37:58,520 --> 00:37:59,060
Good night, Bruno.
343
00:37:59,380 --> 00:37:59,920
Good evening, Julian.
344
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:00,960
Thomas, good night.
345
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,280
Good evening, James.
346
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:34,600
Sunday?
347
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:36,880
Eureka!
348
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:43,780
Model!
349
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:44,860
There is a story!
350
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,255
Trust the minions!
351
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:47,140
Ask Patagon!
352
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:48,260
It's our time!
353
00:38:48,261 --> 00:38:49,261
Padance!
354
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:49,980
It's our time!
355
00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:50,540
Maca!
356
00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:51,500
It's our time!
357
00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:52,843
Just like ours!
358
00:39:13,370 --> 00:39:15,010
James made history!
359
00:39:15,150 --> 00:39:16,550
And he turns it into movies!
360
00:39:17,330 --> 00:39:17,910
Cinema?
361
00:39:18,270 --> 00:39:19,270
Stupid idea!
362
00:39:19,630 --> 00:39:22,470
But James' story is amazing!
363
00:39:23,410 --> 00:39:25,090
Minion movies, not Maca!
364
00:39:25,490 --> 00:39:26,570
Big boss sucks!
365
00:39:26,750 --> 00:39:27,750
And harshness!
366
00:39:27,890 --> 00:39:28,550
And at dawn, James!
367
00:39:28,910 --> 00:39:29,910
And come!
368
00:39:31,710 --> 00:39:33,171
And... Big Boss!
369
00:39:36,230 --> 00:39:37,230
Sorry Greg!
370
00:39:37,470 --> 00:39:38,518
Whole intestines?
371
00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:39,610
Yes!
372
00:39:39,750 --> 00:39:41,090
Your movies!
373
00:39:41,330 --> 00:39:42,616
You're acting like a boss!
374
00:39:42,790 --> 00:39:43,790
What a beautiful line!
375
00:39:43,930 --> 00:39:44,930
Big Boss!
376
00:39:45,030 --> 00:39:46,030
Big Boss!
377
00:39:46,310 --> 00:39:47,270
Big Boss!
378
00:39:48,190 --> 00:39:49,190
Big Boss!
379
00:39:49,270 --> 00:39:49,810
Big Boss!
380
00:39:50,230 --> 00:39:51,230
Parade!
381
00:39:52,470 --> 00:39:53,470
This is not a movie!
382
00:39:53,590 --> 00:39:54,050
And at night!
383
00:39:54,290 --> 00:39:55,290
Real...
384
00:40:15,530 --> 00:40:17,430
James, I loved your movie!
385
00:40:17,770 --> 00:40:20,670
Yes, this is a real It's
clearly a passion project.
386
00:40:20,970 --> 00:40:24,589
And you must do it no matter what.
Even if difficulties come your way.
387
00:40:27,370 --> 00:40:28,370
Recommendation?
388
00:40:30,310 --> 00:40:32,190
So where do I start?
389
00:40:32,370 --> 00:40:33,370
So...
390
00:40:35,630 --> 00:40:37,210
Do you have film equipment?
391
00:40:38,410 --> 00:40:38,970
No.
392
00:40:39,210 --> 00:40:40,686
Oh, there's no film equipment.
393
00:40:41,470 --> 00:40:42,470
What about the team?
394
00:40:43,830 --> 00:40:45,310
There is no team either.
395
00:40:46,290 --> 00:40:48,195
And you wrote a monster movie?
396
00:40:48,470 --> 00:40:49,803
A very big monster?
397
00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:55,590
So what will you
use for your monster?
398
00:40:55,770 --> 00:40:56,770
Ah.
399
00:40:58,410 --> 00:40:59,410
Aha.
400
00:40:59,590 --> 00:41:00,590
Ok.
401
00:41:00,650 --> 00:41:01,745
Listen to me carefully.
402
00:41:01,970 --> 00:41:05,170
I have a lot to tell you,
very important.
403
00:41:06,110 --> 00:41:10,556
So if you want to make
a Fantasy cool monster
404
00:41:10,557 --> 00:41:13,830
you will need a movie
Fantastic cool monster.
405
00:41:18,150 --> 00:41:20,470
I'm afraid I can't really
help you with this.
406
00:41:20,910 --> 00:41:22,630
But I can give you this.
407
00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:28,820
Camera?
408
00:41:30,700 --> 00:41:32,460
It was a gift from my father.
409
00:41:33,140 --> 00:41:34,220
My first camera.
410
00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:37,480
Now I give it to you.
411
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,040
I believe in you, James.
412
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:42,160
I know you'll do a great job.
413
00:41:42,940 --> 00:41:47,610
And remember, a monster movie,
It needs a great monster.
414
00:41:48,180 --> 00:41:50,400
Oh, honey, come here.
415
00:41:50,580 --> 00:41:51,420
Good luck guys.
416
00:41:51,421 --> 00:41:52,421
Ah.
417
00:41:56,780 --> 00:41:57,780
Oh,
418
00:42:20,950 --> 00:42:22,426
I'm happy you're happy.
419
00:42:23,730 --> 00:42:25,866
Do you mind if I
continue the story now?
420
00:42:25,890 --> 00:42:27,866
Sorry, I get a little emotional sometimes.
421
00:42:27,890 --> 00:42:29,310
Yes, please continue.
422
00:42:29,670 --> 00:42:31,527
What about Dick and the other minions?
423
00:42:31,670 --> 00:42:32,956
Did they find a new boss?
424
00:42:34,170 --> 00:42:36,590
Oh yeah, I was getting to this point too.
425
00:42:36,591 --> 00:42:42,410
Dick and his friends, every minion,
to fulfill one's duty;
so for their tribe
426
00:42:42,411 --> 00:42:46,190
They were about to find the
greatest and most evil master to serve.
427
00:42:57,310 --> 00:42:59,110
Go to events and listen.
428
00:43:00,330 --> 00:43:01,330
What's going on?
429
00:43:02,190 --> 00:43:06,062
I am a fool and I
was sent here by the
430
00:43:06,063 --> 00:43:10,131
great High Ruler to
judge this poor planet.
431
00:43:10,370 --> 00:43:11,730
Big boss?
432
00:43:11,731 --> 00:43:16,590
But first a fool must
find loyal assistants.
433
00:43:17,330 --> 00:43:19,930
Hey you, with that cool spaceship,
Do you want to serve Dork?
434
00:43:20,370 --> 00:43:21,810
OK, let's go home.
435
00:43:22,170 --> 00:43:23,926
You can do these
things with your mother.
436
00:43:24,850 --> 00:43:26,550
Oh yes and...
437
00:43:29,050 --> 00:43:31,610
Guys, look at this winner.
438
00:43:31,610 --> 00:43:32,730
Thank you.
439
00:43:32,910 --> 00:43:33,630
You are very kind.
440
00:43:33,631 --> 00:43:36,670
You and your friends, Helping Dork on a
441
00:43:36,671 --> 00:43:40,290
potentially dangerous mission Do they want?
442
00:43:40,610 --> 00:43:43,750
Hey, I think the weird robot
in the suit is talking to us.
443
00:43:44,210 --> 00:43:46,530
It's a disguise I can
assure you it is not.
444
00:43:48,570 --> 00:43:51,890
You know, dressing like a
tin can can be dangerous here.
445
00:43:56,690 --> 00:44:00,650
I wish I had a tin can If only it
were as solid as this, that's it.
446
00:44:01,650 --> 00:44:04,710
You were preparing
for hostility I feel like.
447
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:05,800
Please stop.
448
00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:06,290
Really?
449
00:44:06,630 --> 00:44:07,630
Or what?
450
00:44:14,976 --> 00:44:16,336
Why you...
451
00:44:21,570 --> 00:44:22,950
Now you've done it.
452
00:44:23,690 --> 00:44:29,930
Dork had a simple mission:
decide whether to invade Earth.
453
00:44:29,931 --> 00:44:34,550
Then you went after Dork and
left Facial recognition sensors.
454
00:44:35,410 --> 00:44:39,390
Dork has made his decision
regarding the fate of this planet.
455
00:44:40,410 --> 00:44:45,910
Dork will invade Earth
and enslave humanity.
456
00:44:47,750 --> 00:44:49,069
Hey, hey, excuse
457
00:44:49,310 --> 00:44:50,310
me, Greetings.
458
00:44:51,270 --> 00:44:52,270
I'm Dork..
459
00:44:52,430 --> 00:44:53,430
Hello Dork..
460
00:44:53,610 --> 00:44:54,610
I'm Dick.
461
00:44:56,550 --> 00:44:57,970
No, no, no, Dick.
462
00:44:57,971 --> 00:44:59,930
Ok.
463
00:45:00,490 --> 00:45:04,870
Would you like to help Dork
on a dangerous mission?
464
00:45:05,030 --> 00:45:06,030
Yes!
465
00:45:07,270 --> 00:45:08,270
Great!
466
00:45:08,610 --> 00:45:11,290
Dork to his secret lair
Follow up!
467
00:45:20,610 --> 00:45:23,050
Okay, bad automatic tipac, Leonid.
468
00:45:23,590 --> 00:45:23,870
Henry?
469
00:45:24,170 --> 00:45:24,630
Yes, yes.
470
00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:25,930
Ed?
471
00:45:26,150 --> 00:45:27,150
Come on!
472
00:45:27,310 --> 00:45:28,310
Miso soup!
473
00:45:29,490 --> 00:45:31,250
Yaki unigiri!
474
00:45:31,710 --> 00:45:32,910
Luka edamame!
475
00:45:33,530 --> 00:45:35,230
Shizuki nanenomu!
476
00:45:35,610 --> 00:45:36,610
Daifuku!
477
00:45:43,290 --> 00:45:44,370
Luca!
478
00:46:18,476 --> 00:46:19,816
I am at your service forever!
479
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:22,949
What are you doing there sir?
480
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:26,680
Henry?
481
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,160
It was coming fast!
482
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:31,040
Buah, no for your
movie though, Jaime.
483
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:33,020
Buah, buah, come on.
484
00:46:33,340 --> 00:46:33,800
Oh no.
485
00:46:34,060 --> 00:46:36,240
I feel like I've let
you down somehow.
486
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:37,520
I am really sad.
487
00:46:37,544 --> 00:46:38,844
Can I help you?
488
00:46:41,660 --> 00:46:43,612
Do you want big, scary monsters?
489
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:45,200
Come here, come here!
490
00:46:50,020 --> 00:46:52,900
Oh, you need
monsters for your movie!
491
00:46:53,700 --> 00:46:56,300
I know the perfect
monster for you..
492
00:47:00,930 --> 00:47:02,250
By the way, I'm Ichabod, Magma the Deceiver.
493
00:47:02,730 --> 00:47:05,106
But my friends call
me Goomy for short.
494
00:47:06,231 --> 00:47:07,530
Oh, I'm James.
495
00:47:07,554 --> 00:47:09,446
Ahh James..
496
00:47:09,470 --> 00:47:11,606
A name as beautiful as roses.
497
00:47:12,470 --> 00:47:13,470
This is Henry
498
00:47:14,610 --> 00:47:15,410
Henry!
499
00:47:15,550 --> 00:47:16,410
Oh, I like it.
500
00:47:16,570 --> 00:47:17,999
It sounds rough and ready.
501
00:47:18,290 --> 00:47:21,031
It's like, oh, pay attention,
Here he comes... Henry!
502
00:47:21,170 --> 00:47:22,170
This is Ed...
503
00:47:22,194 --> 00:47:23,194
Ed...
504
00:47:27,218 --> 00:47:29,518
Ahh man it's going to
be so much fun, come on.
505
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:43,600
Please wipe your feet before you
step into the filth of Dort's house.
506
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:48,460
Tamarale?
507
00:47:48,660 --> 00:47:49,660
Dooortt ?
508
00:47:50,100 --> 00:47:51,420
Where have you been?
509
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:54,960
Oh,
510
00:47:55,100 --> 00:47:56,243
Mrs.
511
00:47:56,740 --> 00:47:58,640
Kolikoff Yes, I'm so sorry.
512
00:47:59,020 --> 00:48:01,163
Dort had an important business meeting.
513
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:02,980
But I come with good news.
514
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:04,960
Look what I found on my way back.
515
00:48:05,700 --> 00:48:08,376
Those muffins you love.
516
00:48:08,900 --> 00:48:10,180
I just like the ones with blueberries.
517
00:48:12,100 --> 00:48:14,880
Yes, you are lucky.
-And just one glass of them -MILK?
518
00:48:16,660 --> 00:48:19,740
Enjoy your fruit-filled
baked goods.
519
00:48:20,900 --> 00:48:23,138
Oh, how sweet,
sweet, lovely woman.
520
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:27,200
Excuse me.
521
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:28,480
Excuse me.
522
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:30,080
I am sad.
523
00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:31,500
Mistake.
524
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:35,840
Everyone, Dort's
Roommate Say hello to Floyd.
525
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,940
Hello Floyd.
526
00:48:41,090 --> 00:48:42,550
Hey Dort, is that you?
527
00:48:42,930 --> 00:48:45,659
Whoa, whoa, shut up, minion...
528
00:48:45,770 --> 00:48:47,650
This is definitely a layer.
529
00:48:47,890 --> 00:48:48,990
No, look here.
530
00:48:49,610 --> 00:48:50,610
Pink.
531
00:48:55,810 --> 00:48:57,756
No, Floyd.
532
00:48:58,390 --> 00:48:59,390
Yes, yes Floyd.
533
00:48:59,570 --> 00:49:00,586
Caprisci, Macedonian.
534
00:49:00,610 --> 00:49:03,490
Ha ha ha, you stupid and naive servant.
535
00:49:03,930 --> 00:49:06,989
Actually, an
apartment You are in a
536
00:49:06,990 --> 00:49:09,490
futuristic spaceship
made to look like a saucer.
537
00:49:09,491 --> 00:49:11,090
Very realistic, isn't it?
538
00:49:11,170 --> 00:49:12,313
There is even a strange smell.
539
00:49:12,570 --> 00:49:13,570
These are all numbers...
540
00:49:13,630 --> 00:49:14,930
Impressive, I know.
541
00:49:18,950 --> 00:49:21,250
-But but -But nothing.
542
00:49:22,530 --> 00:49:24,774
No, Dort needs to
retire and go private, he'll
543
00:49:24,775 --> 00:49:28,491
save a quarter to go
back to his home planet.
544
00:49:28,650 --> 00:49:31,290
Join me in enslaving my own slavery...
545
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:35,810
Hello, hello.
546
00:49:37,410 --> 00:49:39,250
Okay, okay, calm down, calm down.
547
00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:41,029
Hey guys, check this out.
548
00:49:41,250 --> 00:49:43,230
Bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble.
549
00:49:44,950 --> 00:49:46,190
Hello friends.
550
00:49:47,830 --> 00:49:48,890
Jump, wobble.
551
00:49:55,420 --> 00:49:57,340
James, you are so passionate.
552
00:49:57,860 --> 00:49:59,050
I think you're a genius.
553
00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:00,380
Thank you.
554
00:50:00,381 --> 00:50:01,381
Hey?
555
00:50:54,799 --> 00:50:56,643
Ha ha, wow!
556
00:50:56,667 --> 00:50:59,567
Look, here's our destination.
557
00:51:23,413 --> 00:51:26,953
Attention, attention,
minions and followers.
558
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:31,260
Dort finally gives the orders of the Almighty
He received it from the Supreme Ruler.
559
00:51:31,261 --> 00:51:35,300
Now it's officially
time to invade Earth.
560
00:51:58,420 --> 00:52:00,860
Ah, ah, yes, ah, sorry, sorry.
561
00:52:01,460 --> 00:52:02,460
With me.
562
00:52:02,660 --> 00:52:07,973
Dort, Dort, Dort, Dort, Dort.
563
00:52:42,900 --> 00:52:45,880
Hello little friend.
564
00:52:46,300 --> 00:52:48,720
To your castle of four sands
He didn't mean any harm.
565
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,448
Hey, please stop
hitting it with the shovel.
566
00:52:53,180 --> 00:52:56,980
Stop immediately,
Otherwise you pay the price.
567
00:52:57,740 --> 00:52:59,264
Be careful, be careful, friends.
568
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:05,260
Let's see if we can resist a similar attack.
What will you do? Attack, little rebel.
569
00:53:05,620 --> 00:53:08,160
Hey, you in the robot suit...
570
00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:10,240
No, you can't kick that kid.
571
00:53:10,720 --> 00:53:12,340
He needs to be taught a lesson.
572
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:14,980
Moreover, he started it.
573
00:53:15,980 --> 00:53:18,760
You're not from
around here, are you?
574
00:53:18,761 --> 00:53:19,761
No.
575
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,960
I'm originally from the planet Metlar.
576
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:25,060
Near the G45T system.
577
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:27,396
I don't know where it is.
578
00:53:27,420 --> 00:53:30,378
But I'm from small-town
Minnesota, so I understand
579
00:53:30,379 --> 00:53:33,340
the feeling of being an
outsider in the big city.
580
00:53:33,580 --> 00:53:37,480
So now he's free to kick
Are you saying I am?
581
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:42,160
No, you can't.
582
00:53:43,420 --> 00:53:44,900
Anyway, I must continue.
583
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:47,580
My friends and I are going to
a protest for women's rights.
584
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,520
Do you think men
and women are equal?
585
00:53:49,980 --> 00:53:51,020
Yes, of course.
586
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:53,977
-Oh, nice.
And now they're both the same
587
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,320
They belong to the Supreme Ruler.
588
00:53:57,940 --> 00:53:59,380
You are so funny and sweet.
589
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:01,460
So, what you said...
590
00:54:02,020 --> 00:54:03,020
What you say is nice.
591
00:54:04,100 --> 00:54:06,205
-Pardon?
-Come on Debbie, we're going to be late.
592
00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:08,478
Did you say Dort was... uh?
593
00:54:09,260 --> 00:54:10,460
Yes, Women's Suffrage
594
00:54:10,860 --> 00:54:12,040
Yes, Women's Suffrage
595
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:16,483
Don't kick the kids!
596
00:54:19,940 --> 00:54:20,940
Ahhh....
597
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:22,260
Boss?
598
00:54:22,540 --> 00:54:27,100
Minions slightly delay
the invasion of World Four
599
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:30,140
You heard me!
600
00:54:30,580 --> 00:54:31,580
Follow Dort!
601
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:33,013
Women's Suffrage
602
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:34,533
Women's Suffrage
603
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:36,133
Women's Suffrage
604
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:39,040
Ha, ha, ha, ha, right?
605
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:40,920
Women's Suffrage
606
00:54:41,420 --> 00:54:42,720
Women's Suffrage
607
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:44,220
Women's Suffrage
608
00:54:54,690 --> 00:54:56,090
The entrance is at the front!
609
00:55:13,300 --> 00:55:15,110
Wait until you know
the best about me!
610
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:16,880
Watch your steps!
611
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:28,042
You will love these gentlemen.
612
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:31,061
We take them and then
We're going to Hollywood!
613
00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:32,740
Hollywood, yes sir.
614
00:55:32,940 --> 00:55:34,140
To make your movie!
615
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,300
Here they are...
616
00:55:39,324 --> 00:55:41,824
Howard and Philips
617
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:50,220
Don't be a coward.
618
00:55:50,260 --> 00:55:51,403
They are very good kids.
619
00:55:51,780 --> 00:55:54,240
Just try not to
look too delicious.
620
00:56:29,180 --> 00:56:30,260
Hello Goby!
621
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:31,700
Thanks for the jailbreak!
622
00:56:32,100 --> 00:56:32,640
Ha ha ha!
623
00:56:32,820 --> 00:56:33,340
Alright!
624
00:56:33,620 --> 00:56:34,500
Where were we?
625
00:56:34,501 --> 00:56:36,980
Howard and Phillips, destroy the world!
626
00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:37,460
Yes!
627
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:39,255
But wait, I'm sorry.
628
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:40,020
Quick question.
629
00:56:40,420 --> 00:56:43,196
I want to eat one of these funny
yellow kids first. Is it possible?
630
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:52,080
We will not destroy the world, And
we're not eating anyone in this room.
631
00:56:52,220 --> 00:56:53,220
Got it?
632
00:56:53,860 --> 00:56:54,860
Not exactly.
633
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:57,300
It's our job to destroy things.
634
00:56:57,301 --> 00:56:59,880
Not anymore, Phillips.
635
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:02,720
No, it's all over.
636
00:57:03,100 --> 00:57:04,460
We are not bad anymore.
637
00:57:04,900 --> 00:57:07,720
We work in the film industry.
638
00:57:08,740 --> 00:57:10,240
No world destruction.
639
00:57:10,740 --> 00:57:13,216
funny looking Don't
eat the yellow men.
640
00:57:13,300 --> 00:57:16,780
Let's help James make
his dreams come true.
641
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:20,240
Hey?
642
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:23,360
Ooooooo!
643
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:24,840
Ok!
644
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:25,720
Ha ha ha!
645
00:57:25,940 --> 00:57:26,940
Wink, wink!
646
00:57:27,700 --> 00:57:28,700
I understand!
647
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,141
OK, we're in!
648
00:57:30,860 --> 00:57:32,000
They existed!
649
00:57:32,540 --> 00:57:34,640
Let's go to Hollywood!
650
00:57:52,046 --> 00:57:54,240
Howard is having a very strange day.
651
00:57:59,070 --> 00:58:00,470
Monster!
652
00:58:01,690 --> 00:58:02,690
Monster!
653
00:58:06,770 --> 00:58:07,770
Yes!
654
00:59:39,970 --> 00:59:42,670
So they make the movies here?
655
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,000
Have you seen?
656
00:59:45,610 --> 00:59:47,290
Have you heard of this?
657
00:59:49,530 --> 00:59:50,911
This is where it all happens!
658
01:00:14,816 --> 01:00:16,840
Oh, oh, oh, look!
This is great!
659
01:00:25,326 --> 01:00:30,266
Oh James, with your unintelligible words
You painted such a wonderful picture...
660
01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:32,880
Your movie will be amazing.
661
01:00:33,220 --> 01:00:34,315
Isn't it so, friends?
662
01:00:34,340 --> 01:00:34,680
No!
663
01:00:35,180 --> 01:00:36,820
Who cares about the movie?
664
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:43,420
-Eating and chasing people...
-I want to crush them.
665
01:00:43,420 --> 01:00:43,980
Definitely!
666
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:46,320
Howard got it!
667
01:00:46,321 --> 01:00:47,321
What?
668
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:49,840
Ah ha ha ha!
669
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:51,660
OK, one minute please.
670
01:00:53,340 --> 01:00:55,060
Shall you and you talk?
671
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:56,669
We will be back immediately.
672
01:00:57,880 --> 01:00:58,440
Well.
673
01:00:58,441 --> 01:00:59,441
Ok.
674
01:01:13,260 --> 01:01:14,946
Toby...What are we doing here?
675
01:01:14,980 --> 01:01:16,996
In the good old days, From planet to
676
01:01:17,020 --> 01:01:20,068
planet, you were destroying everything in sight.
677
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:22,720
Do you want to make a movie now?
678
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:24,600
You've changed, my friend.
679
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:26,060
I agree with Howard!
680
01:01:26,061 --> 01:01:28,094
Children, children, where is the trust?
681
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:30,375
Of course we will destroy everything.
682
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:34,040
When these cameras start
recording, Let's call Irene.
683
01:01:35,700 --> 01:01:36,700
Irene?
684
01:01:37,540 --> 01:01:40,680
Yes, Irene, she is
the devourer of worlds.
685
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:45,501
We will take our revenge, but we
will destroy everything on the planet.
686
01:01:45,660 --> 01:01:47,460
Let's destroy it!
687
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,120
Howard, stop!
688
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:54,980
Destroy?
689
01:01:54,981 --> 01:01:57,180
Oh, hey, hey Henry, man!
690
01:01:59,460 --> 01:02:00,460
James!
691
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:56,400
James!
692
01:02:57,280 --> 01:02:58,280
Henry?
693
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:01,040
Hide!
694
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:02,240
Hide quickly!
695
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:03,440
Henry?
696
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:05,300
Hello James.
697
01:03:05,860 --> 01:03:07,760
No, there is no Henry here.
698
01:03:08,300 --> 01:03:13,400
Ah, just us monsters, you know,
We were talking about a friend of ours.
699
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:17,440
He would look great in your movie!
700
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,540
This is Irene.
701
01:03:23,540 --> 01:03:27,960
Imagine that the movie
begins with the creation of Irene.
702
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:33,080
The coolest monster of all time,
being released into the world!
703
01:03:33,081 --> 01:03:36,600
Oh, I promise you James, You've
never seen a monster like him!
704
01:03:37,140 --> 01:03:38,140
OK, goodbye!
705
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:39,320
Bye!
706
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:12,836
Me and Henry were chatting.
707
01:04:12,860 --> 01:04:13,980
-Henry?
-Yes, yes Henry.
708
01:04:14,420 --> 01:04:18,860
He said he was sorry for behaving
like that, and also, you know, there's
709
01:04:18,861 --> 01:04:22,290
something missing in that scene where
Irene arrives. He stated that he thought it was.
710
01:04:23,100 --> 01:04:23,780
Is it outside of us?
711
01:04:23,940 --> 01:04:25,083
Yes, yes, yes, definitely.
712
01:04:25,300 --> 01:04:26,980
But Henry has a solution.
713
01:04:27,581 --> 01:04:31,640
What if the monster eats a
sacrifice when it first appears?
714
01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:34,416
I say this so the audience
knows he's serious.
715
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:39,620
And even better, Henry
volunteered to play the first victim...
716
01:04:46,860 --> 01:04:48,440
Oh man, he looks excited!
717
01:04:50,650 --> 01:04:51,650
Ooo.
718
01:04:51,690 --> 01:05:00,590
James, Jim, Jimmy, Jimmy, are
they ready to shoot your first movie?
719
01:05:01,330 --> 01:05:04,770
In this scene, me too
Do you mind if I come?
720
01:05:04,771 --> 01:05:06,130
This is your project.
721
01:05:06,250 --> 01:05:07,446
I don't want to crush you.
722
01:05:07,470 --> 01:05:08,470
No problem!
723
01:05:08,630 --> 01:05:09,630
Luviosa!
724
01:05:11,630 --> 01:05:12,630
Sound!
725
01:05:13,430 --> 01:05:14,670
And Smoka!
726
01:05:15,450 --> 01:05:16,510
Minions and Monsters!
727
01:05:17,150 --> 01:05:18,150
Scene One!
728
01:05:26,940 --> 01:05:30,200
The world is living its last moment.
729
01:05:30,860 --> 01:05:32,340
The monsters are back...
730
01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:45,700
Josephus!
731
01:05:45,940 --> 01:05:46,940
Zlatan!
732
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:49,400
Carbonite!
733
01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:53,520
Hello Dr. Egg!
734
01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:56,240
Mercury!
735
01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:57,700
Zulubiri!
736
01:06:00,580 --> 01:06:01,900
Canonel!
737
01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:03,960
Maciato!
738
01:06:34,220 --> 01:06:35,220
You are very beautiful!
739
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:36,400
Very big!
740
01:06:36,980 --> 01:06:37,980
So orange!
741
01:06:38,380 --> 01:06:41,000
-Very much -Cool...
742
01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:44,100
Now feed Irene.
743
01:06:44,460 --> 01:06:49,980
Enjoy the humble feast and
continue on your way into the world.
744
01:07:42,016 --> 01:07:44,016
Stop? I won't stop!
745
01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:46,040
I guess I was just
waiting for this moment...
746
01:07:47,264 --> 01:07:50,164
Irene will crush
everyone and everything...
747
01:07:52,151 --> 01:08:02,151
Listening, correcting, translating into Turkish,
synchronizing as much as possible;
ufukbaba
748
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:43,600
It was so much fun...
749
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,638
What a perfect day it has been.
750
01:08:46,879 --> 01:08:47,999
Thank you very much.
751
01:08:48,579 --> 01:08:49,820
Oh, oh no!
752
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:51,340
No, no, no!
753
01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:52,600
Thank you!
754
01:08:53,260 --> 01:08:54,396
I really like you, Dort.
755
01:08:54,420 --> 01:08:57,000
You're not like other men I know.
756
01:08:57,760 --> 01:09:00,564
Hmm, so Dort's goal is to
avoid appearing vulnerable?
757
01:09:00,565 --> 01:09:03,341
Are you saying you don't have
to suppress emotions to avoid it?
758
01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:09,440
Yes, but with you, I feel
respected and listened to.
759
01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:11,500
Oh, Debbie!
760
01:09:12,620 --> 01:09:13,620
Four.
761
01:09:39,619 --> 01:09:40,920
Oh my heaven!
762
01:09:41,220 --> 01:09:42,220
Look at this thing!
763
01:09:42,440 --> 01:09:44,600
He's no match for
my robot boyfriend.
764
01:09:45,180 --> 01:09:45,640
Go!
765
01:09:45,860 --> 01:09:46,860
Get it done baby!
766
01:09:47,489 --> 01:09:51,540
Oh yes yes but this thing is huge!
767
01:09:52,180 --> 01:09:54,980
Me, okay.
768
01:09:58,200 --> 01:09:59,200
Four?
769
01:10:04,020 --> 01:10:05,020
Four!
770
01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:07,440
Friends!
771
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:08,976
Milly, get Harry, Dort!
772
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:10,095
Vito, help Henry!
773
01:17:52,890 --> 01:17:54,990
Don't you dare lock me in there!
774
01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:23,200
Yes really!
775
01:18:23,420 --> 01:18:25,940
The world was saved by him.
776
01:18:26,220 --> 01:18:28,040
Everything was bright in the world.
777
01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:33,160
And get this, Ed never
stopped making movies!
778
01:18:41,403 --> 01:18:46,823
And so after months of
hard work and with the
779
01:18:47,150 --> 01:18:49,769
help of all his friends James realized his dream.
780
01:18:50,570 --> 01:18:52,090
He was finished now.
781
01:18:52,590 --> 01:18:55,130
He finally shot his movie.
782
01:19:02,060 --> 01:19:07,100
Let me say this; Watching
the movie... There really
783
01:19:07,660 --> 01:19:10,500
was nothing better than
playing to a hall full of people.
784
01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:47,220
And the night was getting
more and more beautiful.
785
01:20:07,330 --> 01:20:10,810
A beautiful moment that none of
them could have done. never forget
786
01:20:11,790 --> 01:20:13,450
They had done this.
787
01:20:13,930 --> 01:20:17,750
The Minions had succeeded
in the face of adversity.
788
01:20:19,170 --> 01:20:24,630
Although it took a long time and
was not always easy, they prevailed.
789
01:20:25,450 --> 01:20:26,450
As a group.
790
01:20:27,210 --> 01:20:28,430
As a tribe.
791
01:20:29,330 --> 01:20:30,710
Like friends.
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