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[lively African tribal theme plays]
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[elephant trumpets]
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[Skipper] OK. Wind her up, boys!
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It's Monte Carlo or bust.
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- Struts.
- [Rico] Check.
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- [Skipper] Flaps.
- [Kowalski] Check.
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- [Skipper] Diamonds and gold.
- [Kowalski] Check.
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[chitters]
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[Skipper] We'll be back from our
gambling spree in a couple weeks.
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- [all] Bye!
- [Skipper] Or whenever the gold runs out.
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- Buh-bye!
- Good-bye.
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All right! We'll be waiting for you!
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Just kidding!
We're never coming back!
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Sorry! What was that?
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- [Skipper] Initiate warp drive.
- [whirring]
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Did they just say
they were never coming back?
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Guys?
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[squeaking]
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- Marty?
- Oh, goody, you're here!
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- [shrieks]
- Why don't you just chew on this?
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I'm hungry. [smacking]
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[screams]
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[Melman] Ow!
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I'm just messing with you.
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I lost all feeling
in this thing years ago.
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- [cackles, snores]
- Melman? Why do you look like that?
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- [shouts]
- Ooh, look who's talking.
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Gloria? Why are you guys so... elderly?
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Now, when was the last time
you looked in the mirror?
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- What?
- [Gloria] Hmm?
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- No!
- Wake up! Wake up, Ally-AI!
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- Wake up!
- Marty! [gasps]
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- Marty, it was horrible.
- That same nightmare again, huh?
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We were stuck here in Africa,
and we were all super-old and wrinkly...
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Well, I aged well,
but the rest of you looked terrible!
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Relax, Alex.
'Cause I got a surprise for you!
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[gasps] Is it the penguins?
Have they come to take us home?
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Nope. But it's the next best thing.
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- [sighs] Another day bites the dust.
- Come on, now!
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- Watch it. Watch yourself. Small divots!
- [grunts]
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Sorry, little incline there.
Back up this hill.
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Ow!
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A low-hanging branch,
then just over this bluff and voilà!
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[grunting, groaning]
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Happy birthday, pal!
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- [sighs] Whoa.
- [siren wails, horns honk]
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Wow! New York City.
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[Gloria, Melman] Surprise!
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Gloria! You're the Statue of Liberty!
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Bring me your huddled masses, baby!
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And, Melman, you're the Brooklyn Bridge!
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Actually, I'm the Triboro Bridge.
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Wow! You guys made this?
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Yeah. From memory!
From crazy, obsessive memory.
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[laughing] Hey!
Fifth Avenue... with no traffic!
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There's Times Square, with its
modern-day corporate lack of character.
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Nine Duane Reades on the same street!
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And the zoo.
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Wow, our home.
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Look! There's a little me.
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And little all of us-es!
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[chanting] Alex! Alex! Alex!
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- [chanting continues]
- [roars]
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[cheering]
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[laughing]
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Oh, no!
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[sobbing]
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[blows nose, groans]
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You guys.
You've both made and ruined my day.
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Make a wish, sweetheart.
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Ta-da!
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Your wish has come true!
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Oh, yay!
[stomach growls]
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My tummy is speaking to me!
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[Alex] Oh, gross!
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Uh... I wouldn't eat
that side of the cake if I were you.
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[lemurs shout]
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Alex, what was your wish?
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I wished we could go home.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
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I love this.
But it's not the real thing.
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That's because it's a mud model, Alex.
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It's not actually New York.
I hope that was clear.
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What are we doing?
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Here we are relying on the penguins
to come back for us.
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But... we should just go to Monte Carlo
and get them.
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How do a lion, a zebra, a giraffe and a
hippo walk into a casino in Monte Carlo?
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- I don't know. Ask the rabbi!
- Hey, I'm serious.
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Come on! We can do it!
We can do anything! It's us!
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We're us!
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Yeah, that's right.
We've gone halfway around the world!
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Compared with that, Monte Carlo's
just a hop, skip and a swim away!
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- Yeah.
- To home.
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- [Marty] Home!
- [Melman] Home.
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- [Gloria] Home.
- [Julien] Cheeseburger.
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Tell you what, bet those penguins
will be glad to see us.
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Yeah, they're probably
bored out of their minds!
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[screeches]
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[penguins grunting]
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[pops, screeches]
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You pillow fight
like a bunch of little girls!
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Yah!
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Chimichanga! These pillows
are filled with baby birds!
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[rousing orchestral music plays]
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[electronic beeping]
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[mumbling]
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- What?
- There it is. The casino!
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- [mumbling]
- What?
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I said, "Perfect.
That's where we'll find the penguins."
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[mumbling]
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- What?
- [gibbering]
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Shh! Come on, guys.
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Operation Penguin Extraction
does not include levity.
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We can't draw attention to ourselves.
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[whispering] We're invisible!
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I'm talking really, really quiet.
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♪ Everybody dance now!
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
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♪ Everybody dance now!
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♪ Yeah!
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[Alex] OK. Phase One: We break
into the casino, grab the penguins,
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and get them to take us back to New York
in the Monkey-Powered Super Plane!
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[Marty] Check.
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Phase Two: We chew out the penguins
for abandoning us in Africa.
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[Melman] Check.
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Phase Three:
We apologize to the penguins
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for overly harsh chewing outing,
but we've gotten our point across.
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Phase Four: Back to New York City.
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- Yes!
- I like it!
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[grunts] All right, we take
these ventilation ducts
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to the crawlspace above the casino
where we find the penguins.
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I just need to figure out
which duct each of us should take.
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[Julien rapping] ♪ Pause
Back with the bass
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♪ The jam is live in effect
and I don't waste time
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♪ On the mic with a dope rhyme
Jump to the rhythm
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♪ Jump, jump to the rhythm, jump... ♪
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[shouts, groans]
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[Marty yelling]
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[shrieks]
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[Melman grunts]
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- [Gloria screaming]
- [rumbling]
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, no!
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[Melman] Take cover!
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- Whoo! OK!
- Hi, honey.
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- Whoa!
- OK, OK. I got you. I got you, honey.
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[Gloria laughs]
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Now, they're not gonna let
animals on to the casino floor,
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so expect some kind of disguise.
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[Marty] Whoa! Look at that!
That is one ugly, mug-ugly lady!
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That is roach-killing ugly!
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[Alex, whispering] That's not a lady.
That's the King of Versailles.
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And that's not the King of Versailles.
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That's the chimps.
And the chimps are like smoke.
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And where there's smoke, there's fire.
And by fire, I mean the penguins!
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- [man] King of Versailles wins again.
- I say we let it ride.
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- [thuds]
- [screeches]
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Then we'll pick up the hippies
and fly back to New York in style.
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Can we buy an Airbus A-380?
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Solid gold, baby!
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Sir! A solid gold plane
wouldn't be able to fly.
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Kowalski, we'll be rich!
The rules of physics don't apply to us.
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- Let it ride!
- Right-o!
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[Gloria and Melman straining]
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OK. In exactly two minutes and 17
seconds, the lemurs will cut the power.
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- Now?
- No.
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- OK?
- No.
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- Now?
- No.
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I drop down, grab the penguins.
You crank me up, and we are out of here.
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Let me drop down!
I'll grab the penguins!
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You don't have fingers, Marty.
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- Now? Do it?
- No. No!
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These are things a leader
has to think of.
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Why should you be the leader?
Why not me?
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'Cause I'm the phase tracker!
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[man] The king is letting it ride.
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- [Marty] How did I get phased out?
- [Alex] You're part of a phase.
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A phase isn't something you own,
it's something you're in.
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That's it.
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Who voted you
Grand Phase Master anyway?
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Me! I voted me!
'Cause I'm the leader!
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- [man] Black!
- That's it, baby!
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- Now?
- No!
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[man] The King of Versailles
wins it all!
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- Maybe I should be in charge.
- Melman!
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I am a doctor.
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- Now!
- No.
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Why can't we all be leaders?
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Enough! I'm gonna lead.
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[loud crashing]
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[rope creaking]
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- [chuckles]
- [screaming]
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- [Alex] Aha!
- What's new, pussycat?
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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- Marty, what phase are we at?
- Uh... Phase Three: Apologize!
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Right. Oh, man, we are so sorry.
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Apology accepted. Let's roll!
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Marty! We skipped Phase Two!
We didn't chew them out!
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Don't look at me.
I'm just following the leader!
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- [alarm rings]
- [shudders]
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- Now!
- I'm a bit busy right now.
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Just pull the switch!
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OK, fine.
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[people screaming]
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What the heck is going on
with the lights?
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♪ Yo, tell me what you want
What you really, really want
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♪ I'll tell you what I want
What I really, really want...
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What are you doing?! Come on!
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[screaming continuing]
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Initiate lockdown!
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And get me Captain Dubois
from Animal Control!
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[phone ringing]
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[woman singing
"Non je ne regrette rien"]
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- [handset clicks]
- [woman] Speak.
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- [man chattering excitedly]
- [woman] Oui.
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A zebra?
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A hippo?
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A giraffe?
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A lion?!
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When I was seven,
I strangled my first parrot,
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flushed my first goldfish,
punched my first snake.
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Now I have finally reached the moment
I have been preparing for my entire life.
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The pinnacle of my career:
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to hunt the king of the beasts!
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- Ah!
- [engines revving]
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[woman screams]
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- Oh, no.
- Lockdown, eh?
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What do we do?
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All right, everybody, stand back.
I got this one.
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[thudding]
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Never mind.
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Well, you only get one chance
at a first impression.
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[whistles]
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- [tires screech]
- [engine rumbles]
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[shouting]
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- What just happened?
- Where are we? What is this?
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We call it
the Luxury Assault Recreational Vehicle.
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[computerized female voice]
The cargoes vroom-vroom!
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- Step on it, boys!
- [engine revving]
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[Melman screams]
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[crowd screaming]
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[engine races]
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[dramatic music plays]
243
00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:53,314
Captain Dubois, I am so happy
to see you! You will not believe...
244
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:57,610
Get back, you fool! Your cheap cologne
is obscuring the animal musk!
245
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:58,987
Oh, my face!
246
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,155
[sniffing]
247
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,951
[sniffing]
248
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,089
[Dubois] Poor, poor animals.
249
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:22,176
You should never have left the forest.
Now you deal with me.
250
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,181
Kowalski, signal the chimps to meet us
251
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,392
at the rendezvous point
with the Super Plane.
252
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:31,602
- Hotel Ambassador. Let's move it!
- [honking]
253
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,771
Whoo-hoo!
254
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,024
Ow! Huh?
255
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,984
[sirens wailing]
256
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,403
Voilà. Giraffe at twelve o'clock.
257
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:42,864
Guys, we've got a tail.
258
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,615
Paparazzi!
259
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,035
Pedal to the metal, Private.
260
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,995
[Julien] Don't take any photos, please!
261
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,246
- Hi!
- [grunts]
262
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,123
Here I am!
263
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:56,044
Don't take... [in slow motion]
any... photos. [chuckles]
264
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:59,005
- [Mort] No more pictures!
- [Skipper] Medic!
265
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,599
- ETA to rendezvous point?
- Two minutes, 37 seconds, sir.
266
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:10,850
Man your battle stations!
267
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:14,937
Hey! Wait! Nobody's at the wheel!
268
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:18,816
Get back there! Negative on the driver!
There's no driver!
269
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:22,236
[Gloria] Help! Nobody's driving!
Oh, no! We're going to die!
270
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,947
Don't just sit there, fancy pants.
Grab the wheel!
271
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,866
Are you kidding?
I don't drive. I'm a New Yorker!
272
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,117
Move over, Miss Daisy!
273
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:31,704
What are you doing? Zebras can't drive!
Only penguins and people can drive.
274
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,957
- What do all these buttons do?
- ["Any Way You Want It" plays over stereo]
275
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:38,711
- [Melman] Help me!
- [Skipper] Nice one, Stripes!
276
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,720
Crazy woman gaining!
277
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,181
Our Omega-3 slick will take them down.
278
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,974
Private, activate!
279
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,656
She's good!
280
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,407
Kowalski, intel.
281
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,868
[Kowalski] Sir.
We have a serious problem.
282
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:12,328
Captain Chantal Dubois.
283
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:15,498
Monaco Animal Control.
Perfect case record.
284
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,500
[shouting]
285
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:24,632
- You're going the wrong way, Marty!
- Just call me Marty-o Andretti.
286
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,510
- No. You're Sucky-o Andretti!
- [Marty] Stop backseat driving!
287
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,762
[Alex] I'm passenger-seat driving.
Give me the wheel.
288
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,347
[Marty] It's not a wheel, it's my baby!
289
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,141
Your hoofs aren't meant to be on a wheel!
290
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,268
- Hey! Too late for you to drive!
- [Alex] Don't look at me!
291
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,353
Don't look at me when we argue!
Look at the road!
292
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,896
- Be cool, be cool!
- [turns off stereo]
293
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,524
Hi, Officer. Is there a problem?
294
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:42,942
Hi.
295
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,111
- [gun cocks]
- [tires screech]
296
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,280
[Melman] Oh! Watch out!
297
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:53,452
- [shrieking]
- We need more power.
298
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,831
Time to fire up
Kowalski's nucular reactor.
299
00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,876
- That's a nuclear reactor?
- Nucular.
300
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,086
She's on the roof!
301
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:04,881
[Kowalski] But, sir, it's not ready.
The control rods'll have to be calibrated.
302
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,883
And don't even ask me
about the Uranium-238 blanket.
303
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,217
OK.
304
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,137
[screaming]
305
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:17,935
OK, Marty, we lost her!
Maybe you can slow down now.
306
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,478
I can't! There's no brakes!
307
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:23,107
No brakes?
Way to commit, soldier.
308
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:26,194
- [screaming]
- [Mort giggling]
309
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:40,625
- [metal grinding]
- [Melman whimpering]
310
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,048
Let's get out of here!
311
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,925
[Gloria] Go, go, go! Move! Now!
312
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:53,262
Hey, where's everybody going? [laughs]
313
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,056
[screaming]
314
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,265
Oh!
315
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,774
- [wind gusting]
- I'm flying!
316
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:09,445
I'm flying!
I'm the first flying monkey!
317
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,490
- [Gloria cheers]
- Oh, yay!
318
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,033
That's our ticket out of here!
319
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,536
- [Julien moaning]
- Yeah, baby!
320
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,122
[clattering]
321
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,208
[engine revving]
322
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,230
Everybody!
On the monkey chain!
323
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,024
Deploy banana gun!
324
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,320
[screeching]
325
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:06,669
[Alex] Grab the little guys!
Toss them up! Let's go! Go, go, go! Go!
326
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,588
[Marty] Faster! Faster! Faster! Come on!
327
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,972
- [Melman screams]
- Come on, Melman!
328
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,308
- Whoo! Yeah! [grunts]
- Melman!
329
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,268
- Yah!
- [screeches]
330
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,853
[Melman] My neck!
331
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:31,694
Put your backs into it!
Double banana overtime!
332
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,863
[excited chittering]
333
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:39,076
[Melman moaning]
334
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,370
Serpentine! Serpentine!
335
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:50,671
[Alex grunts]
336
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,056
[shrieks]
337
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,226
[Melman choking]
338
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:07,772
Hey, this lady's
really starting to freak me out.
339
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:10,900
- [Dubois growls]
- Fix it, Mort.
340
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,110
[grunting]
341
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,780
[Dubois grunting]
342
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,032
Hold this.
343
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,369
Alex, be careful! She's crazy!
344
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:22,787
You think, Marty?!
345
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:25,122
[moaning]
346
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:27,958
Ah!
347
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,841
That's right! Home free, baby!
348
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,510
[Melman] I can breathe!
349
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,845
[Alex] Au revoir, Dubois!
350
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,100
Well played, lion.
351
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,143
Game on.
352
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:49,522
[lively musical intro plays]
353
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,857
♪ New York, New York
It's a heck of a town
354
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,901
♪ - The Bronx is up
♪ - But the Battery's down
355
00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:56,028
[scatting]
356
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,530
♪ New York, New York...
357
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,490
Kowalski, status report.
358
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:02,368
So the good news is
this song is almost over.
359
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,955
Well, that's music to my ears.
And the bad news?
360
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,249
The gear assembly is badly damaged, sir.
361
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,376
[chimp screeches]
362
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,628
It's only a matter of time before...
363
00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:16,048
[screaming]
364
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:24,557
[Melman] Why can't we ever
just make a normal landing?
365
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,058
Oh, man!
366
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,103
[Gloria] Hold on, Melman. OK?
I'll get you down, sweetie.
367
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:34,817
[moaning] Where is he?
Must find King Julien. King Julien!
368
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,153
♪ It's getting hot in here
369
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,071
♪ So take off all your fur
370
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,323
♪ I am getting so hot
371
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,659
♪ I want to take my fur off ♪
372
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:45,286
Skipper, what about the plane?
373
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:49,165
The chimps will work through the night.
No breaks, no safety restrictions.
374
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:52,126
- [chimps chittering]
- Hey, where are you going?
375
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,253
Get back here! We have a contract!
376
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:58,090
Yes. Well, I'm afraid labor laws
are slightly more lenient in France.
377
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,885
You see, they only have to work
two weeks a year.
378
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:03,721
Well, someone else
has the Canadian work ethic!
379
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:06,265
But you penguins,
you can still fix it, right? Right?
380
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,809
Yeah, yeah. You're
a little crackerjack, can-do team.
381
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,769
You want me to give it to you straight?
382
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,063
Yes! Yes! No.
383
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,482
Bend it a little?
384
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:18,068
Well, the plane's totaled.
Kaput, blammo, busted!
385
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,070
Never to fly again.
386
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:23,073
So that's it? That's it then,
we're never gonna get home?
387
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,117
No! We've got to get home!
388
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:28,537
We can fix it! We'll fix it!
Yeah, guys, come on, we'll fix it!
389
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:31,290
You just start from the outside pieces,
and you work your way in.
390
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,042
And, yeah, perfect!
391
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:36,128
Come on! Don't just stand there, guys.
Marty! Drag that thingy over here.
392
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:40,424
And we'll just attach it
to this dealy-bob over here. And...
393
00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:45,554
We're not going home.
394
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:48,557
[sighs]
395
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,893
We're never going home.
396
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:55,397
[police sirens wailing]
397
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:56,815
It's the fuzz!
398
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,907
What are we gonna do?
We can't hide forever!
399
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,326
And we can't just blend!
You know this ain't Africa.
400
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:09,328
Oh, what's the point?
401
00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:12,998
Tell me one conceivable way
that extra-large animals like us
402
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:17,670
are gonna be able to move through Europe
without attracting unwanted attention.
403
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:21,465
Hey...
404
00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,133
[shrieks]
405
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,427
[Russian accent]
Where are you coming from?
406
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:29,014
Please, you got to hide us.
Just until the heat dies down.
407
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,724
Absolut no outsiders.
408
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:33,352
So wipe that Smirnoff your face
and Popov!
409
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:36,522
Come on, man. You gotta do
one cat a solid. Cat to cat.
410
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,441
Do a solid here, buddy. Come on.
411
00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:43,571
Nyet! This train is
for circus animals only.
412
00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:45,155
[male, Italian accent]
They sound like they be in trouble.
413
00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:50,619
[tiger] Stefano, we do not invite trouble
into our circus. I don't trust lion.
414
00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:53,038
Hair too big and glossy!
415
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,124
[Stefano] Aw, come on, Vitaly,
you're being mean.
416
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:59,295
[Vitaly] He not lion.
He lioness... with a beehive. [chortles]
417
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:02,339
This is awkward.
We can hear everything they're saying.
418
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,341
[train whistle blows]
419
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:07,761
- [Vitaly] It is not our problem!
- No, no! Wait, wait, wait!
420
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:13,017
Eh... Just give us a minute.
He's on the phone and... can't get him off!
421
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:15,227
Ow! We cannot leave them there!
422
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,479
[Vitaly] Only circus animals
on this train!
423
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:21,650
Wait, listen! We are circus animals.
You got to let us in!
424
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:25,696
You are really circus?
425
00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:27,906
- [sirens wailing]
- [man speaking French]
426
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,908
Yes. Full circus!
427
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:32,661
[Marty] My momma was circus.
My daddy was circus.
428
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:34,496
[Vitaly] Gia! Shut the door!
429
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:38,500
- Please.
- [man] Over there! Over there!
430
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:42,296
- They are circus. Circus stick together.
- [groans]
431
00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:02,775
[chuckles]
432
00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:07,988
[clears throat]
433
00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:15,371
Wow! Circus americano!
434
00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:18,040
You must all be very famous!
435
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:20,084
- Yeah, we...
- Absolutely.
436
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:24,129
- We're relatively well known...
- But Alex is really the star.
437
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:28,300
Well, I'm not... I wouldn't say "star."
More like... well, star.
438
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:29,468
What is your act, Alice?
439
00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:33,305
Well... I basically,
uh, I jump up on my rock...
440
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,933
- Rock?
- Yeah. It's a very high... rock.
441
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,935
- A really high rock!
- And then?
442
00:24:38,102 --> 00:24:42,731
And then, well, I roar like...
like a serious "Rawrrr!"
443
00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:45,317
- And then?
- And then I jump off the rock.
444
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,861
- And then?!
- And then... And then what?
445
00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:49,279
- That is all?
- Into a pool!
446
00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:51,323
- Full of water!
- Full of cobras!
447
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,158
Actually, it appears
like I'm jumping in to a pool...
448
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,160
- With cobras!
- Aquatic cobras.
449
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,413
For effect. But I actually pull up
at the last second.
450
00:24:57,579 --> 00:24:58,455
- Pull up?
- Yeah.
451
00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,374
- How do you do that?!
- Wire harness!
452
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:01,709
- Balloons!
- Jet pack!
453
00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:04,086
[stammering]
454
00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:08,882
[chuckles] I flip off the wire harness,
ignite my jet pack,
455
00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:11,677
and then toss balloons
to the children of the world.
456
00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,303
Kids love it. Kids always love that.
457
00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:16,515
- [Vitaly scoffs]
- Is this like the trapeze?
458
00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,851
Yes! Trapeze! Exactly!
459
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:21,854
Wow! Trapeze americano!
460
00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:26,150
Hey, I have a great idea!
Maybe you come with us to Roma!
461
00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:27,317
[gasps]
462
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:30,487
Hey, Vitaly is just playing around.
He is good, no?
463
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:31,947
Yeah, thanks. Thanks.
464
00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:34,825
But we're gonna get off at the next stop
so we can get back to America.
465
00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:37,661
[Stefano gasps]
That is such a coincidence!
466
00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:40,289
Because we're going... going to...
467
00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:41,874
Let me finish!
468
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,501
We're going to America, as well! [growls]
469
00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:45,669
- What?!
- America?
470
00:25:45,836 --> 00:25:47,212
- Going to America?
- What?
471
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:48,714
- [Stefano] Sì.
- Wow? When?
472
00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:50,924
After Roma, we go to London.
473
00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:55,971
And then a big-time promoter will see us
and then send us to New York.
474
00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:59,558
- They're going to New York!
- Well, only if he likes what he sees.
475
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,436
New York? Seriously?
That's our home. That's where we live.
476
00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:03,479
Isn't that fun?
477
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:06,648
- Could we go with you?
- Sure! You can bunk with Vitaly!
478
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,692
[shrieking]
479
00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:11,069
- Whoa!
- [Stefano] Or not.
480
00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:14,573
- Nyet!
- [Stefano] Oh, no.
481
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:19,369
I don't think Vitaly likes that idea.
What's he gonna do?
482
00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:23,332
Which one of you is leader?
483
00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:32,132
Tell your comrades
there is one rule we do not break!
484
00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:35,427
Thou shalt say it and not spray it?
485
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:36,720
Nyet! [neck cracks]
486
00:26:36,887 --> 00:26:40,933
Circus owner no allow stowaways!
487
00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:42,935
[chuckling]
488
00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:45,103
[buzzing]
489
00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:47,564
I hear you, Russki.
490
00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:51,109
Although, the circus owner
may allow stowaways
491
00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:54,822
if the stowaways
just happen to be the owners.
492
00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:57,616
Riddle me that.
493
00:26:58,033 --> 00:27:01,662
What is sharply dressed
little birdie talking about?
494
00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:05,040
- Show 'em, boys.
- [jingling]
495
00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:07,251
[♪ The Capitols: "Cool Jerk"]
496
00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:13,423
- [chuckles]
- [clowns giggling]
497
00:27:13,841 --> 00:27:16,218
You have a deal, mi amigo.
498
00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:18,136
[giggling grows louder]
499
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:23,642
I am sure this circus
will bring you great success! Shh!
500
00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:29,064
- [laughter continuing]
- I guess this is good-bye and good luck!
501
00:27:29,231 --> 00:27:31,441
[loud, jeering laughter]
502
00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:39,825
What do we know about owning a circus?
503
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:42,870
Nothing. But it's our only shot
at getting home.
504
00:27:43,036 --> 00:27:44,496
You better know what you're doing.
505
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,999
You're risking
Private's community college fund.
506
00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:49,668
I'll never be president.
507
00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:52,838
[♪ Yolanda Be Cool & Dcup:
"We No Speak Americano"]
508
00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:55,799
[gears grinding and popping
to beat of the song]
509
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:03,307
[rhythmic whistling]
510
00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:08,687
- Ahh!
- Whoo!
511
00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:14,192
[sniffing] Hey, this is not first class.
512
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,697
- [Mort shudders]
- Definitely coach.
513
00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:21,283
- [distant, eerie howling]
- [gasps]
514
00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:25,495
[shrieks]
515
00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:30,667
[both whimpering]
516
00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:32,711
[eerily] La-la-la, la-la-la...
517
00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:36,173
- Mort! Stop it!
- [giggles]
518
00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:38,091
[loud crunching]
519
00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:39,843
[Julien shrieks]
520
00:28:40,010 --> 00:28:42,095
- [shuddering]
- [low growling]
521
00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:46,558
- [growls]
- [shrieks]
522
00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:51,396
- [breathy rumbling]
- [teeth chattering] Ah!
523
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,273
[thudding footsteps]
524
00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:57,361
[breathy rumbling]
525
00:28:57,527 --> 00:28:59,655
- [wheels squeaking]
- [growls]
526
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:04,451
[♪ Enya: "Watermark"]
527
00:29:10,457 --> 00:29:13,377
[breathing heavily]
528
00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:32,646
Hey, gorgeous.
529
00:29:32,813 --> 00:29:36,233
Has anyone ever told you
that you look like a supermodel?
530
00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:40,654
Albeit a fat, hairy one who smells.
531
00:29:40,821 --> 00:29:42,072
[muffled scream]
532
00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:47,577
Whoa! Oh-ho! [laughing]
533
00:29:49,871 --> 00:29:53,125
Ooh... You have a very hairy back.
534
00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:55,127
I like that in a woman.
535
00:29:55,293 --> 00:29:57,838
[Julien laughing]
536
00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:03,343
- That's it! I'm going in.
- Stop! It's too dangerous!
537
00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:05,971
- [policeman 3] Don't be a hero!
- [gun fires]
538
00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:08,140
[shouting in French]
539
00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:13,645
Lion.
540
00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:16,982
Twelve hours old.
541
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,651
Two hundred and fifty kilograms.
542
00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:24,656
Glossy mane.
Too much conditioner.
543
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:27,492
- [gunshot echoes]
- Eh, stupid bozos!
544
00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:31,580
[sniffing]
545
00:30:36,710 --> 00:30:41,089
- [train whistle blows distantly]
- Hello, kitty! [chuckling]
546
00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:44,342
So, you ran away with the circus.
547
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:48,013
- What a cliché.
- [train horn blaring]
548
00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:02,235
["La donna è mobile" canzone
from Rigoletto plays]
549
00:31:10,494 --> 00:31:12,287
[Skipper] What a dump!
550
00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:14,998
If they want to attract
a decent sports team,
551
00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:19,086
they should bulldoze this rat trap
and invest in a new arena.
552
00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:21,588
[indistinct chattering]
553
00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:23,799
[chittering]
554
00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:28,053
The Colosseum, Marty!
The original theater-in-the-round.
555
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:31,056
- My ancestors used to perform here.
- No kidding!
556
00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:33,100
Yeah. Every show had a captive audience.
557
00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:35,602
- Apparently, they killed.
- Sounds like a great gig!
558
00:31:35,769 --> 00:31:38,105
Trenta minuti, everybody!
Trenta minuti!
559
00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:40,107
[Marty] This is so exciting!
560
00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:41,691
Remember, we just lay low.
561
00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:43,610
Stay out of the way.
Let them do their thing.
562
00:31:43,777 --> 00:31:45,862
Aw! Would you look at this?
563
00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:47,823
You gotta go back
in your momma's belly,
564
00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:50,033
'cause you're too cute
to be out here in the real world.
565
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,244
- Oi! Naff off, you muppet!
- Whoa! What the...?
566
00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:55,539
- Marty, they're professionals. Come on.
- Whoo! You look gorgeous!
567
00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:58,208
All right, animals!
We may be your new owners,
568
00:31:58,375 --> 00:32:00,585
but we don't want to reinvent
the circus wheel here,
569
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,462
so just go out, do what you do!
570
00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:05,048
Just think of this as a fun warm-up
for that promoter in London.
571
00:32:05,215 --> 00:32:07,467
Right, Marty? Marty?
572
00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:10,512
- I want to be a circus horse!
- We could paint you white!
573
00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:12,013
And then paint you pink!
574
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:14,307
- Awesome!
- Not laying very low, are we, Marty?
575
00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:18,645
Sonya! Where is the bear?
Sonya! We're about to start!
576
00:32:18,812 --> 00:32:21,606
Hey, Vitaly!
Got your game face on.
577
00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:24,151
- [roars]
- [chuckles] Good game face.
578
00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:26,069
What is that cat's problem?
579
00:32:26,236 --> 00:32:28,738
[in Russian accent] "I'm a mean
Russian cat who isn't nice to anybody."
580
00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:31,533
- Hey, honey, look! Look, I'm doing it!
- [Gloria giggling]
581
00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:34,161
- Guys, stop fooling around.
- We're just having a little fun.
582
00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:37,080
- Let's let these animals do their show.
- [Marty] Ta-da!
583
00:32:37,831 --> 00:32:41,585
♪ Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, circus!
Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, Afro!
584
00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:43,503
♪ Circus Afro
Circus Afro
585
00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:46,089
♪ Polka dot, polka dot, polka dot, Afro! ♪
586
00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:47,424
Really?
587
00:32:47,591 --> 00:32:50,385
Sonya! Where is Sonya the bear?!
588
00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:53,221
[♪ Andrea Bocelli: "Con te partirò"]
589
00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:08,236
Aha!
590
00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:13,283
[grunting]
591
00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:24,169
[Julien laughing]
592
00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:35,055
I want to kiss
every inch of your huge head.
593
00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:37,432
It may take me a number of weeks.
594
00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:40,894
- [Sonya grunting]
- [Julien] Hey, watch it!
595
00:33:41,061 --> 00:33:43,063
[Julien] Ow!
596
00:33:43,647 --> 00:33:45,857
[growls]
597
00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:48,443
That was heavy.
598
00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:51,238
[whimpers, roars]
599
00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:52,989
Don't cry. Stop crying!
600
00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:55,659
It makes me cry
to see you cry, my darling.
601
00:33:55,825 --> 00:33:58,370
I will get you something even better.
602
00:33:58,536 --> 00:34:01,206
[engine revving]
603
00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:02,999
[screaming]
604
00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:04,584
Hey, you can buy love.
605
00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:06,670
Whoa, not too fast!
606
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:13,551
[guns cock]
607
00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:16,346
Ladies and gentlemen,
608
00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:19,849
presenting Gia,
609
00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:23,019
the trapeze-flying jaguar!
610
00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:26,564
And there she go.
The triple-flip roll
611
00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:29,985
with a double leap, and...
612
00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:33,238
[shrieks]
What are you doing?!
613
00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:35,615
That's just paper.
[chuckles]
614
00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:37,242
Were you spying on me?
615
00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:41,079
No! I just came by to say
that I don't want you to think...
616
00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:46,167
I don't want you to think of me
as some sort of authority figure.
617
00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:49,254
Don't worry. I don't.
618
00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:50,922
- You don't? Oh.
- Not at all.
619
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,842
Well, the other circus animals
might find me a bit intimidating.
620
00:34:54,009 --> 00:34:56,136
No. Nobody is intimidated at all by you.
621
00:34:56,303 --> 00:34:58,680
Oh, good stuff. Good. Good news.
622
00:34:58,847 --> 00:35:02,225
In fact, I do not think they have given you
a second thought since you showed up.
623
00:35:02,392 --> 00:35:03,560
That's good to hear.
624
00:35:03,727 --> 00:35:06,062
If anything,
they're starting to feel sorry for you.
625
00:35:06,229 --> 00:35:07,647
OK, I get it. OK?
626
00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:08,815
[groans]
627
00:35:08,982 --> 00:35:10,358
Is there more?
628
00:35:10,525 --> 00:35:13,653
I just wanted to thank you
for letting us get on the train back there.
629
00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:15,989
[in Russian accent] I know the big cat
with the accent... [chuckles]
630
00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:18,199
...wasn't so excited about us getting on.
631
00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:19,868
Look, lion guy.
632
00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:22,954
This circus means everything to us.
633
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:26,583
And if you do anything
that threatens this circus,
634
00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:30,712
you will have to answer to me. Capisce?
635
00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:34,132
I capisce, cool. Trust me, we're cool.
636
00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:37,052
[shouting]
637
00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:45,977
You call this laying low?
638
00:35:46,936 --> 00:35:48,563
[Julien] Whoo-hoo!
639
00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:51,191
[shouting]
640
00:35:51,358 --> 00:35:52,901
[train horn blares]
641
00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:55,653
[squeaking]
642
00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:02,410
[Julien] Faster! Faster!
643
00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:04,913
Whoa, whoa, whoa! [laughing]
644
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:08,917
Where there is circus, there is lion.
645
00:36:09,084 --> 00:36:11,961
[chuckling] And when in Rome...
646
00:36:12,796 --> 00:36:15,006
- Vive la France!
- [engine revving]
647
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:20,929
- [whistle trills]
- Halt!
648
00:36:21,930 --> 00:36:23,515
[shrieks]
649
00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:28,937
Come on, my hairy queen.
We'll do doughnuts in the Pantheon.
650
00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:32,982
[cheering]
651
00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:39,364
- [gasps]
- You're in big trouble. [grunts]
652
00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:41,449
Now you're really
in big troub... [grunts]
653
00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:44,202
Now you're really, really in big tro...
654
00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:47,705
- I'm new!
- [gun clicking]
655
00:36:49,124 --> 00:36:51,668
OK! Strike up the band!
656
00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:53,044
You have a band?
657
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:56,005
["Sabre Dance" plays]
658
00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:57,882
Prepare to be blown away!
659
00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,301
- Blow me away!
- Here we go!
660
00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:02,345
[laughs]
661
00:37:02,512 --> 00:37:03,930
[cheering]
662
00:37:04,097 --> 00:37:05,807
Look at this. Whoa! Hey!
663
00:37:06,307 --> 00:37:08,685
It's nice to be... Ah! [screams]
664
00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:10,562
Yay...
665
00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:14,232
Hey!
666
00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:19,112
Whoa! How do dogs do that?
667
00:37:19,279 --> 00:37:20,905
[man] Get on with it!
668
00:37:22,157 --> 00:37:25,076
- [crowd booing]
- Stupido!
669
00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:26,494
Uh-oh.
670
00:37:29,038 --> 00:37:30,957
[booing continues]
671
00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:32,625
[trumpets]
672
00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:36,212
[trumpets]
673
00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:38,256
[crowd gasps]
674
00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:40,049
[Stefano shrieks]
675
00:37:42,177 --> 00:37:44,762
Well, that was worth
the price of admission.
676
00:37:46,306 --> 00:37:47,515
[whinnies]
677
00:37:50,351 --> 00:37:52,479
- Watch it, mate!
- [screams]
678
00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:54,439
Who's from Cincinnati?
679
00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:57,358
Stefano, you know
"blown away" means good, right?
680
00:37:57,525 --> 00:38:00,028
Don't worry.
The big finale is coming up!
681
00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:03,156
- Give me a downbeat! Look at this!
- [playing off-key]
682
00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:07,869
- [groaning]
- Oh, no. No, this is not happening.
683
00:38:08,036 --> 00:38:10,163
You have a deal, mi amigo.
684
00:38:10,330 --> 00:38:11,706
[Stefano] It's good, no?
685
00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:15,376
Yes, go out and get food and come back!
686
00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:18,338
- [crickets chirping]
- [chuckles, hiccups]
687
00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:20,548
[clamoring]
688
00:38:23,051 --> 00:38:24,886
Deep breaths.
You're in a happy place. It's all good.
689
00:38:25,053 --> 00:38:28,681
There's an angry mob outside,
and they're demanding their money back!
690
00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:31,935
I think we all know the right thing to do.
691
00:38:32,101 --> 00:38:34,729
- ["Sabre Dance" resumes]
- [shouting]
692
00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:38,650
Come on, come on!
693
00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:40,235
[Marty] Come on! Hurry up!
694
00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,321
- Hop on the train!
- [gasps]
695
00:38:44,489 --> 00:38:46,366
[angry shouting]
696
00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:47,909
[babbles, shrieks]
697
00:38:48,076 --> 00:38:49,744
[Gloria] Come on, guys!
698
00:38:49,911 --> 00:38:52,664
- Mamma mia!
- [Gloria] Hurry up!
699
00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:56,417
Grazie, Alice.
700
00:38:58,586 --> 00:39:00,755
Just throw us the money!
701
00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:04,467
Ah!
702
00:39:04,884 --> 00:39:06,886
[excited chattering]
703
00:39:12,058 --> 00:39:14,352
Captain Chantal Dubois. Get up.
704
00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:18,690
I'm going to have to send you
back to Monaco under maximum security.
705
00:39:22,569 --> 00:39:23,486
What?!
706
00:39:23,653 --> 00:39:24,654
[gasps]
707
00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:26,823
It's just a pillow!
708
00:39:26,990 --> 00:39:29,492
Eh, that's the oldest trick
in the book, Comandante.
709
00:39:29,659 --> 00:39:32,287
Every bambino in Italy knows that one.
710
00:39:32,453 --> 00:39:36,374
Maybe, but do they know
about the old escape hole
711
00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:39,085
behind the innocent-looking poster?
712
00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:41,296
[groans]
713
00:39:42,255 --> 00:39:46,426
Or the really old "I'm gonna
hide up on the ceiling" trick!
714
00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:51,598
[clears throat]
715
00:39:51,764 --> 00:39:52,765
[whistles]
716
00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:56,019
Of course.
The secret tunnel under the bed!
717
00:39:56,185 --> 00:39:57,562
Get this thing out of the way.
718
00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:59,147
[policemen straining]
719
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:01,357
Let's go!
720
00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:06,863
This secret tunnel is a dead end!
721
00:40:07,030 --> 00:40:10,783
[policeman] There's nothing but bedsprings
and mattress stuffing down here!
722
00:40:11,701 --> 00:40:14,787
[Comandante] Was that the sound
of a cell door closing?
723
00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:23,129
[computer beeps]
724
00:40:23,796 --> 00:40:24,922
Voilà!
725
00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:27,342
[printer buzzing]
726
00:40:27,508 --> 00:40:30,803
[Comandante] Was that the sound
of my HP printer printing?
727
00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:41,814
[Alex groans] This is a disaster!
728
00:40:41,981 --> 00:40:43,941
[Gloria] We blow all
our money on a bad circus,
729
00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:47,737
- and we're not any closer to New York!
- If anything, we're further away!
730
00:40:47,904 --> 00:40:51,074
We could have at least bought a circus
that knew how to circ!
731
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:54,661
I don't even know why we bought
a circus in the first place.
732
00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:56,788
We had enough dough for a plane!
733
00:40:56,954 --> 00:40:59,457
- Are you kidding me?
- You must have some money left over.
734
00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:02,835
I used it to buy teeth
and then have them capped in gold.
735
00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:05,171
Now I can eat apples!
736
00:41:05,338 --> 00:41:08,966
Sadly, I discovered I don't like apples.
737
00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:13,429
[Marty] No promoter is sending this show
to America. It's toe up!
738
00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:16,474
[Gloria] Now it makes sense. No wonder
the circus master was so happy to sell.
739
00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:17,934
Shh!
740
00:41:18,101 --> 00:41:20,937
[Marty] He was happy, all right.
Happy about ripping us off!
741
00:41:21,104 --> 00:41:22,146
[Alex shrieks]
742
00:41:25,525 --> 00:41:27,610
- Where did Alex go?
- I don't know.
743
00:41:27,777 --> 00:41:29,404
[screaming]
744
00:41:36,869 --> 00:41:39,706
Come on! This way!
745
00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:42,208
No, no, no. You come this way!
746
00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:44,419
Alice, watch your head!
747
00:41:44,585 --> 00:41:46,838
[train whistle blows]
748
00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:48,339
Yah!
749
00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:56,222
[gasps]
750
00:41:57,765 --> 00:41:59,225
Alice!
751
00:42:06,315 --> 00:42:08,484
Alice! [shrieks]
752
00:42:08,651 --> 00:42:10,403
- [Alex] I'm fine!
- [shrieks]
753
00:42:10,570 --> 00:42:11,654
Fantastic!
754
00:42:11,821 --> 00:42:13,573
[train whistle blows]
755
00:42:13,740 --> 00:42:16,784
Was that trapeze americano?
756
00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:18,995
- Uh, yeah. Sort of.
- Incredible!
757
00:42:19,162 --> 00:42:22,165
- I hope this is important.
- Come this way, Alice!
758
00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:27,086
By the way, it's "icks" not "iss."
Alex. Like New York Knicks.
759
00:42:27,253 --> 00:42:31,466
I know. New York Kniss. Is not hard.
760
00:42:31,632 --> 00:42:33,217
Whoa.
761
00:42:42,935 --> 00:42:44,520
What is this place?
762
00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:47,398
I know you think we are
a stinky, poopy circus,
763
00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:51,277
but there is something you must know.
764
00:42:51,444 --> 00:42:54,822
There was a time
when Circus Zaragoza,
765
00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:56,616
we were a great circus!
766
00:42:56,783 --> 00:42:59,285
Numero uno in all the Europa!
767
00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:04,123
And Vitaly...
he was the biggest star of us all.
768
00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:08,294
He was fearless.
Taking risks. Always new.
769
00:43:08,461 --> 00:43:11,547
He jump through the hoop
like he could fly!
770
00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:20,598
[cheering]
771
00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:25,853
Stefano!
772
00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:27,939
Make the hoop smaller.
773
00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:30,566
- Like this?
- Smaller.
774
00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:32,985
- Like this?
- Good!
775
00:43:40,993 --> 00:43:42,245
[squeals]
776
00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:44,831
[growls]
777
00:43:44,997 --> 00:43:46,999
- [pops]
- [crowd roaring]
778
00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:52,171
[Stefano] It had never been done before
because it was physically impossible!
779
00:43:53,005 --> 00:43:56,050
And the people... they loved it!
780
00:43:56,217 --> 00:43:57,552
[female] Viva Vitaly!
781
00:43:57,718 --> 00:43:58,970
Smaller!
782
00:44:05,518 --> 00:44:06,519
Ha!
783
00:44:07,436 --> 00:44:10,481
- [pops]
- [cheering]
784
00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:12,859
[Stefano] And the hoop, she got smaller!
785
00:44:13,025 --> 00:44:14,068
Like the ring
786
00:44:14,235 --> 00:44:18,781
on a finger of the tiniest lady
with the slimmest of fingers.
787
00:44:18,948 --> 00:44:20,658
Bravo, Vitaly!
788
00:44:23,703 --> 00:44:25,705
[Stefano] He would not stop pushing.
789
00:44:25,872 --> 00:44:28,124
And one fateful day...
790
00:44:28,875 --> 00:44:30,793
...he push too far!
791
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,796
Light the hoop on fire!
792
00:44:33,963 --> 00:44:35,381
[gasps]
793
00:44:37,174 --> 00:44:39,802
[cheering]
794
00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:47,393
[cheering]
795
00:44:54,567 --> 00:44:59,071
[Stefano] He fly too close to the sun...
and he got burned.
796
00:44:59,238 --> 00:45:04,410
Literally. The extra virgin olive oil
is extra flammable.
797
00:45:04,577 --> 00:45:06,412
And he lost everything.
798
00:45:06,579 --> 00:45:09,790
His wife, she run off with a musician.
799
00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:13,336
He lost his dignity... his fame...
800
00:45:13,502 --> 00:45:17,089
...his passion... and his fur.
801
00:45:17,256 --> 00:45:22,094
And when it grow back, it is less soft.
More like a prickly beard.
802
00:45:22,762 --> 00:45:24,263
Scusi. Vitaly!
803
00:45:24,430 --> 00:45:26,933
- [growls]
- [shrieks] Nothing!
804
00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:30,937
His only passion now is the borscht.
805
00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:36,651
- Whoa.
- He was our inspiration.
806
00:45:36,817 --> 00:45:38,527
So when he lost his passion,
807
00:45:38,694 --> 00:45:41,781
well... as Vitaly goes,
so goes the circus.
808
00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:45,451
- This is why we need your help.
- What sort of help?
809
00:45:45,618 --> 00:45:49,580
You can teach us to do new circus.
Americano style!
810
00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:51,040
We find a new passion.
811
00:45:51,207 --> 00:45:56,128
Make a new show.
And we go all the way to US and A!
812
00:45:56,295 --> 00:45:58,297
[chair squeaking]
813
00:46:00,675 --> 00:46:01,676
A!
814
00:46:04,136 --> 00:46:07,765
I know. It is stupido idea.
815
00:46:07,932 --> 00:46:09,809
We are a lost cause.
816
00:46:11,978 --> 00:46:14,689
No, no, this isn't stupido.
This could work!
817
00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:17,566
- What?
- What you just said.
818
00:46:17,733 --> 00:46:20,778
- [gasps] What?
- The idea you said. Two seconds ago.
819
00:46:20,945 --> 00:46:22,905
- What?
- Your stupido idea!
820
00:46:23,072 --> 00:46:25,950
- It could?
- Stefano, you're a genius!
821
00:46:26,117 --> 00:46:29,245
No, no, no, no.
I am only average intelligence.
822
00:46:29,412 --> 00:46:32,957
Some say I'm even slightly below.
823
00:46:33,124 --> 00:46:36,544
We are gonna rethink everything
anybody's ever known about circus!
824
00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:41,215
I call it Phase 4-7B,
wherein, in order to get home,
825
00:46:41,382 --> 00:46:45,511
we will come up with something fresh,
something amazing, something brand-new!
826
00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:48,931
Fresh, never before seen!
Off the chain!
827
00:46:49,098 --> 00:46:51,809
Something that'll blow
that circus promoter away!
828
00:46:52,518 --> 00:46:54,562
- [angry shouting]
- I missed.
829
00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:57,606
- Off with your head!
- I'm gonna chew his leg off!
830
00:46:57,773 --> 00:47:00,192
Circus has been same for generations!
831
00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:02,361
We make good,
classic family entertainment.
832
00:47:02,528 --> 00:47:05,197
Aha! But last few generations,
833
00:47:05,364 --> 00:47:08,534
families... not so entertained.
834
00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:11,203
[clears throat]
835
00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:13,706
That's right.
Families not so entertained
836
00:47:13,873 --> 00:47:16,417
because you're just going
through the motions out there.
837
00:47:16,584 --> 00:47:18,502
It's missing passion.
838
00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:22,298
How one to have passion
for stool poked in face?
839
00:47:22,465 --> 00:47:26,093
Exactly! And by stool
you mean chair, right?
840
00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:29,221
The fact is, you guys,
you got stuck in a rut.
841
00:47:29,388 --> 00:47:32,183
You stopped pushing,
you stopped taking risks.
842
00:47:32,349 --> 00:47:33,934
But those days are over.
843
00:47:34,101 --> 00:47:37,146
Because now we're going
to completely change the show.
844
00:47:37,313 --> 00:47:39,940
Then it wouldn't be a circus, would it?
845
00:47:40,107 --> 00:47:42,943
Circus is not about the acts you do.
846
00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:45,654
Circus is in here.
847
00:47:45,821 --> 00:47:48,074
How come Freddie
gets all the circus?
848
00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:52,828
Circus is about following your passions,
wherever they take you!
849
00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:57,208
[scoffs] You cannot change circus.
There is long tradition!
850
00:47:57,374 --> 00:48:01,545
That's what everybody thought, Vitaly,
until those French Canadians came along,
851
00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:04,757
drunk off their maple syrup
and cheap pharmaceuticals,
852
00:48:04,924 --> 00:48:07,093
and completely flipped the paradigm.
853
00:48:07,259 --> 00:48:12,431
Now they play Vegas.
Fifty shows a day in 52 separate venues.
854
00:48:12,598 --> 00:48:14,683
And one of them
completely in the nude.
855
00:48:14,850 --> 00:48:16,727
Yeah, that's right.
And you know how they did it?
856
00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:18,854
Take off their clothes?
857
00:48:20,272 --> 00:48:22,691
- No. They got rid of the animals.
- [Stefano] What?
858
00:48:22,858 --> 00:48:25,194
- Say it ain't so!
- [Gia] Che stupida! No animals...
859
00:48:26,070 --> 00:48:28,405
- How could they?!
- Well, you know what I say to that!
860
00:48:28,572 --> 00:48:30,825
I say they can take
the animals out of the circus,
861
00:48:30,991 --> 00:48:36,831
but they cannot take
the animals out of the circus!
862
00:48:38,791 --> 00:48:41,085
I mean, they cannot... [clears throat]
863
00:48:41,252 --> 00:48:43,462
I think you understand what I'm saying!
864
00:48:43,629 --> 00:48:45,381
- Yeah!
- Yes!
865
00:48:45,548 --> 00:48:46,549
Uh... No!
866
00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:49,969
We don't need humans
because we've got passion.
867
00:48:50,136 --> 00:48:51,846
What does a human say
when he's passionate?
868
00:48:52,012 --> 00:48:54,306
He says, "I'm an animal!"
Well, we are animals!
869
00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:56,475
- [cheering]
- [roaring]
870
00:48:56,642 --> 00:48:59,353
We'll make an all-animal circus!
871
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:02,773
Because if we follow our passion,
we can go anywhere.
872
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:05,067
- Anywhere!
- We can do anything!
873
00:49:05,234 --> 00:49:07,903
- Anything!
- If we do it together!
874
00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:11,740
- All of us!
- Yeah... Yeah, yeah!
875
00:49:11,991 --> 00:49:14,660
- Our circus!
- Yeah!
876
00:49:14,827 --> 00:49:17,663
- We're in! We'll have some of that!
- Can I hear you say "fur power"?
877
00:49:17,830 --> 00:49:19,415
Fur power!
878
00:49:19,582 --> 00:49:22,209
Take our circus back,
and we'll do it together!
879
00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:24,920
You and me, baby! An act together!
880
00:49:25,087 --> 00:49:25,921
I love it!
881
00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:28,215
We can do
that funk and groove dance thing!
882
00:49:28,382 --> 00:49:30,426
- Uh, dance?
- This thing right here. Look.
883
00:49:30,593 --> 00:49:33,512
[humming] Me and you! We got this!
884
00:49:33,679 --> 00:49:35,806
[stammering] But I can't dance.
885
00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:39,768
- [chanting] Fur power!
- Chanting is fun! Chanting is fun!
886
00:49:41,937 --> 00:49:44,940
Ah! I do not trust this lion.
887
00:49:45,107 --> 00:49:47,610
Vitaly, I may not trust him, either,
888
00:49:47,776 --> 00:49:51,947
but I am tired of sitting
and standing and rolling over.
889
00:49:52,114 --> 00:49:55,826
It is great tradition
of sitting, standing, rolling over.
890
00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:58,287
You know our circus is in trouble.
891
00:49:58,454 --> 00:50:03,709
This could be our last chance.
But we will not do this without you.
892
00:50:03,876 --> 00:50:06,837
Circus always stay together.
893
00:50:13,052 --> 00:50:16,972
[sighs] OK. I do one hoop.
894
00:50:17,139 --> 00:50:19,058
[squeals]
895
00:50:19,225 --> 00:50:20,893
I want a hug, too!
896
00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:23,312
- Oh!
- [chuckles]
897
00:50:23,479 --> 00:50:25,648
[laughing]
898
00:50:34,657 --> 00:50:36,825
[engine rumbling]
899
00:50:37,993 --> 00:50:39,245
[tires squeal]
900
00:50:39,411 --> 00:50:44,250
Attention! I have found our lion!
He is hiding with the circus!
901
00:50:44,416 --> 00:50:46,710
[monitors beeping rhythmically]
902
00:50:52,007 --> 00:50:54,593
[slow instrumental intro begins]
903
00:51:02,977 --> 00:51:05,980
[singing "Non je ne regrette rien"]
904
00:51:39,805 --> 00:51:40,806
[man shrieks]
905
00:51:46,186 --> 00:51:49,189
[music slows, softens]
906
00:51:49,690 --> 00:51:52,943
[singing finale]
907
00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:56,989
[music crescendos]
908
00:51:59,199 --> 00:52:00,367
[song ends]
909
00:52:00,701 --> 00:52:03,662
[yodeling]
910
00:52:03,829 --> 00:52:06,540
[Mort giggling]
Come on, Maurice, give it to me!
911
00:52:06,707 --> 00:52:09,543
[Stefano] More boomstick, Rico!
I really want to fly!
912
00:52:09,710 --> 00:52:12,379
Are you really going
to shoot yourself out of that thing?
913
00:52:13,088 --> 00:52:17,426
I've always dreamed of doing this,
from time I was a little pup,
914
00:52:17,593 --> 00:52:19,928
to be a human cannonball!
915
00:52:20,095 --> 00:52:23,766
Except, you know...
a sea lion cannonball.
916
00:52:23,932 --> 00:52:25,100
Is it dangerous?
917
00:52:25,351 --> 00:52:28,854
Is it dangerous?
Yes, of course it's dangerous!
918
00:52:29,188 --> 00:52:31,565
- Now, are you sure about this?
- I'm sure.
919
00:52:31,732 --> 00:52:34,610
'Cause if blowing up is your thing,
then you in the right place.
920
00:52:34,777 --> 00:52:36,695
Sì. That's means yes!
921
00:52:36,862 --> 00:52:38,155
Ready for launch?
922
00:52:38,322 --> 00:52:40,074
Ready for launch!
923
00:52:42,034 --> 00:52:43,911
Fire in the hole!
924
00:52:45,662 --> 00:52:46,663
Wait!
925
00:52:49,666 --> 00:52:51,585
[screaming]
926
00:52:56,548 --> 00:52:58,467
[groans]
927
00:52:58,842 --> 00:53:00,636
Mamma mia!
928
00:53:00,803 --> 00:53:02,179
Help me!
929
00:53:02,346 --> 00:53:03,389
[Stefano's voice echoing]
930
00:53:03,555 --> 00:53:06,183
Rico! Get the cannon ready!
Same charge!
931
00:53:08,268 --> 00:53:10,229
- [Skipper] Fire in the hole!
- Oh!
932
00:53:11,146 --> 00:53:14,691
[screaming]
933
00:53:19,822 --> 00:53:23,617
Oh, oh! [shouting gleefully]
934
00:53:23,784 --> 00:53:27,413
- ["Born Free" playing]
- All right! [laughs]
935
00:53:29,373 --> 00:53:31,625
Oh! Whoo!
936
00:53:39,299 --> 00:53:40,676
Yeah!
937
00:53:41,135 --> 00:53:44,346
[howling]
938
00:53:45,472 --> 00:53:48,642
Marty! I'm so glad you're here.
939
00:53:48,809 --> 00:53:52,479
Whoo! I was flying! I was effin'-L-Y-in'!
940
00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:54,481
I'm proud of you, but... [whimpers]
941
00:53:54,648 --> 00:53:57,359
...I don't think
I can hold on much longer!
942
00:53:57,526 --> 00:54:00,404
Oh, yeah, right.
Sorry about my enthusiasm.
943
00:54:01,321 --> 00:54:02,990
Here, wrap this around you.
944
00:54:08,495 --> 00:54:10,497
All right, I got you! I got you!
945
00:54:10,664 --> 00:54:13,542
- [shouts happily]
- [howling]
946
00:54:19,756 --> 00:54:23,177
Forget about being part of the herd!
I'm gonna be part of the flock!
947
00:54:23,343 --> 00:54:27,848
- I'm going to fly, baby!
- Oh, yes! What a triumph!
948
00:54:28,765 --> 00:54:31,226
- Hand over that circus, Freddie!
- I'll have your guts for garters!
949
00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:33,103
Hey, hey, put your weapons down.
950
00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:36,190
Guys, chill out. Cute and cuddly's
obviously not your thing.
951
00:54:36,356 --> 00:54:37,649
He's got us pegged.
952
00:54:37,816 --> 00:54:39,568
I got a better idea. Show 'em, Rico.
953
00:54:40,110 --> 00:54:42,154
- [buzzes]
- [screams]
954
00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:45,824
Oh, that was great!
955
00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:49,786
- Flippin' 'eck!
- Rocket shoes!
956
00:54:49,953 --> 00:54:52,956
- [Freddie] I want to try that!
- Jonesy! Jonesy!
957
00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:55,000
Whoo! Hey. Hi.
958
00:54:55,167 --> 00:54:57,377
I admire how you
have inspired these animals.
959
00:54:57,544 --> 00:54:58,462
Oh, thanks.
960
00:54:58,629 --> 00:55:01,840
And what you said about passion,
it was like poetry.
961
00:55:02,007 --> 00:55:03,842
I love passion and poetry.
They go together, really.
962
00:55:04,009 --> 00:55:06,762
- I know they don't rhyme.
- Trapeze is my passion!
963
00:55:06,929 --> 00:55:08,430
Terrific. I look forward
to seeing you up there.
964
00:55:08,597 --> 00:55:10,057
You can teach me!
965
00:55:10,224 --> 00:55:11,517
- What?
- Teach me.
966
00:55:11,683 --> 00:55:13,435
Well, I've always
been kind of a solo act.
967
00:55:13,602 --> 00:55:15,187
So that kind of rules that out.
968
00:55:15,354 --> 00:55:18,273
I wonder if you actually do trapeze.
969
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:21,360
- Oh, I actually do do trapeze.
- Show me!
970
00:55:21,527 --> 00:55:23,695
"Show me"? What are we, five?
971
00:55:23,862 --> 00:55:25,614
I am five, yes.
972
00:55:25,781 --> 00:55:27,658
[stammering, sighs]
973
00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:29,368
- [dance music plays]
- [Melman] Dancing.
974
00:55:29,535 --> 00:55:32,246
All you're doing is moving
and not getting anywhere.
975
00:55:32,412 --> 00:55:34,957
I mean, the music
totally throws off my timing.
976
00:55:35,123 --> 00:55:36,833
You want excitement? Ha-ha!
977
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,461
Check it out.
Who's on a tightrope, huh? Huh?
978
00:55:39,628 --> 00:55:40,629
Who's on a...
979
00:55:41,129 --> 00:55:42,631
- [screams]
- [Gloria humming]
980
00:55:42,798 --> 00:55:45,384
- I'm on a tightrope! I'm on a tightrope!
- [gasps]
981
00:55:45,551 --> 00:55:46,843
Melman! Oh, my gosh!
982
00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:48,637
- Help me!
- Baby, hold on. Hold on.
983
00:55:48,804 --> 00:55:51,473
- I'm coming right now!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
984
00:55:54,268 --> 00:55:56,728
- Melman?!
- [yelling]
985
00:55:56,895 --> 00:55:58,981
Ah! Ah! Ah!
986
00:55:59,147 --> 00:56:00,315
Calm down, Melman.
987
00:56:00,482 --> 00:56:02,651
I'm going to fall
and break all of my neck! Ah!
988
00:56:02,818 --> 00:56:05,404
Just look at me. Look at me.
989
00:56:05,571 --> 00:56:07,573
- All eyes on me.
- OK.
990
00:56:07,739 --> 00:56:09,658
- Come to me.
- [stammering] I can't.
991
00:56:09,825 --> 00:56:13,745
It's just like dancing, Melman.
Two steps forward, one step back.
992
00:56:13,912 --> 00:56:17,332
I can't dance, OK? There, I said it.
993
00:56:17,499 --> 00:56:19,042
Maybe because you've never tried.
994
00:56:19,209 --> 00:56:21,336
No, I have tried.
995
00:56:21,503 --> 00:56:24,548
I practiced in private
because you dance so well.
996
00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:27,342
You practiced? For me?
997
00:56:27,509 --> 00:56:29,303
Yes, but it's no use.
998
00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:31,054
I never know
what to do with my arms.
999
00:56:31,221 --> 00:56:34,224
- [shouting]
- Hold it.
1000
00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:36,893
That part is so easy, Melman. OK?
1001
00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:40,022
'Cause all you have to do
is put them around your partner.
1002
00:56:40,606 --> 00:56:43,358
See? Two steps forward.
1003
00:56:43,525 --> 00:56:45,193
One step back.
1004
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:48,030
- I'm dancing. I'm dancing!
- Two steps forward...
1005
00:56:48,196 --> 00:56:50,991
- We're dancing on a tightrope!
- You're great.
1006
00:56:51,158 --> 00:56:53,619
- Whoo-hoo! I'm dancing!
- [Gloria laughing]
1007
00:56:53,785 --> 00:56:55,621
[Stefano screaming]
1008
00:56:55,787 --> 00:56:59,875
OK. [exhales] Whoo! All right.
1009
00:57:00,042 --> 00:57:03,128
So when do we get
the jet packs and aquatic cobras?
1010
00:57:03,295 --> 00:57:06,256
Uh, this is a beginners' class,
and that's a pretty advanced maneuver.
1011
00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:07,591
OK, how do we begin?
1012
00:57:07,758 --> 00:57:09,926
It's a bit complicated
unless you understand
1013
00:57:10,093 --> 00:57:13,472
the whole pitch and yaw...
arc and gravity.
1014
00:57:13,639 --> 00:57:17,726
All that stuff,
which I won't bore you with. OK.
1015
00:57:17,893 --> 00:57:19,603
- Do you need a push?
- No.
1016
00:57:20,562 --> 00:57:21,980
Just watch and learn!
1017
00:57:22,147 --> 00:57:25,150
[♪ Peter Asher:
"Love Always Comes as a Surprise"]
1018
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:35,702
- Like that?
- That's one way of doing it, sure.
1019
00:57:36,953 --> 00:57:38,955
[shouting]
1020
00:57:44,336 --> 00:57:46,630
Wow! You use a net!
1021
00:57:46,797 --> 00:57:49,508
Yes! Trapeze americano. We use the net.
1022
00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:51,551
[squeals]
1023
00:57:53,845 --> 00:57:56,306
Trapeze americano!
1024
00:57:58,642 --> 00:57:59,851
[grunts]
1025
00:58:02,771 --> 00:58:04,439
Whoa! [chuckling]
1026
00:58:12,155 --> 00:58:13,448
Look at him go!
1027
00:58:14,866 --> 00:58:17,619
[laughs] Whoa!
1028
00:58:28,380 --> 00:58:29,715
Wow!
1029
00:58:29,881 --> 00:58:32,300
[Marty howling]
1030
00:58:32,467 --> 00:58:34,636
[laughing]
1031
00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:37,514
[cheering]
1032
00:58:37,681 --> 00:58:40,058
E bravo! Bravissima!
1033
00:58:40,225 --> 00:58:44,062
Hey, Vitaly,
maybe you even do two hoops, no?
1034
00:58:47,691 --> 00:58:50,068
Psst. Señorita Bell-bottoms.
1035
00:58:50,235 --> 00:58:52,529
Tenemos una problema grande.
1036
00:58:52,696 --> 00:58:54,990
¿Qué? ¿Qué grande problema?
1037
00:58:59,953 --> 00:59:01,121
Oh, no! She's onto us!
1038
00:59:01,288 --> 00:59:03,749
Shh! Don't make it
any easier on the psycho.
1039
00:59:03,915 --> 00:59:06,626
- What are we gonna do?
- We'd better vamoose... pronto.
1040
00:59:06,793 --> 00:59:08,920
But we're not ready.
We're in the middle of rehearsals.
1041
00:59:09,087 --> 00:59:10,380
Then why don't you lilt over,
1042
00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:13,675
grab your peduncle,
and kiss New York good-bye?
1043
00:59:14,301 --> 00:59:15,927
Are you sure we are ready?
1044
00:59:16,094 --> 00:59:18,764
Of course we're ready! Born ready!
Ready steady! Come on, let's go!
1045
00:59:18,930 --> 00:59:20,182
Let's go, go, go, go, go!
1046
00:59:20,348 --> 00:59:24,102
[Skipper] All right, you heard the cat.
Move it! Come on! All aboard!
1047
00:59:24,269 --> 00:59:26,229
Grab your luggage
and drain your bladders.
1048
00:59:26,396 --> 00:59:28,440
It's going to be a long ride!
1049
00:59:28,607 --> 00:59:30,317
[Julien] Whoa!
1050
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:38,867
All right, everybody,
let's blow that promoter away!
1051
00:59:39,034 --> 00:59:43,288
- [Melman] London, here we come!
- [Marty] Sunshiny London, yes!
1052
00:59:58,220 --> 00:59:59,846
[audience cheering]
1053
01:00:02,933 --> 01:00:07,312
[crowd chanting]
Vitaly! Vitaly! Vitaly!
1054
01:00:16,780 --> 01:00:18,782
[gasps, panting]
1055
01:00:23,578 --> 01:00:26,248
[bells chiming]
1056
01:00:34,548 --> 01:00:37,384
[Skipper] Come on, come on, come on.
Where is he?
1057
01:00:38,635 --> 01:00:40,053
Bingo!
1058
01:00:40,220 --> 01:00:43,807
If that's not a red-blooded
American promoter, I don't know what is.
1059
01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:47,477
We need to get this show on the road.
Private! Tell them the eagle has landed.
1060
01:00:47,644 --> 01:00:48,979
The eagle has landed!
1061
01:00:49,145 --> 01:00:51,648
Roger that.
Oh, and keep an eye out for Dubois.
1062
01:00:51,815 --> 01:00:52,649
Aye, aye, guvnor!
1063
01:00:52,816 --> 01:00:54,234
The promoter is in the house!
1064
01:00:54,401 --> 01:00:57,112
- New York is closer than ever!
- Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
1065
01:00:57,279 --> 01:00:59,489
First, we got a circus to do.
We're on, folks!
1066
01:00:59,656 --> 01:01:02,075
- Do we go on before or after the dogs?
- Yes.
1067
01:01:02,242 --> 01:01:03,994
- What?
- Overlap, your acts overlap.
1068
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:06,746
- Where's Vitaly? He opens.
- I don't know.
1069
01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:10,542
Stefano! Hey, Stefano!
Have you seen Vitaly?
1070
01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:12,711
- [Stefano weeping]
- Hey.
1071
01:01:14,087 --> 01:01:16,423
Stefano, why the sad little face?
1072
01:01:16,590 --> 01:01:19,301
Vitaly... he will not go on!
1073
01:01:19,467 --> 01:01:22,387
- What?
- I tried everything I could.
1074
01:01:22,554 --> 01:01:24,431
- [weeping]
- Shh, shh, shh, shh.
1075
01:01:24,598 --> 01:01:27,100
Wipe away the tears. Calm down.
1076
01:01:27,267 --> 01:01:30,687
Where is he?
I'm sure I can reason with him.
1077
01:01:33,607 --> 01:01:35,942
- Vitaly, what are you doing?
- You missed.
1078
01:01:36,109 --> 01:01:39,237
You're leaving? You're just gonna
walk out on everybody?
1079
01:01:39,404 --> 01:01:41,114
They have good show without me.
1080
01:01:41,281 --> 01:01:44,451
Look, I got a good left foot,
but without my right foot, I can't walk.
1081
01:01:44,618 --> 01:01:46,119
You get fake foot, then you walk.
1082
01:01:46,286 --> 01:01:48,705
- I don't want fake foot! OK?
- [groans]
1083
01:01:48,872 --> 01:01:52,375
What happened to "circus stick together,"
huh? "The show must go on."
1084
01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:53,877
Clichés.
1085
01:01:54,127 --> 01:01:57,213
Come on, man.
Stop being this guy! Be the other guy!
1086
01:01:57,380 --> 01:01:58,548
What other guy?
1087
01:01:58,715 --> 01:02:01,760
The guy who was all circus!
The guy who jumped through hoops!
1088
01:02:01,927 --> 01:02:04,429
Give me that!
The guy everybody looked up to.
1089
01:02:07,891 --> 01:02:10,644
Come on. Where's that Vitaly?
1090
01:02:11,728 --> 01:02:14,981
That Vitaly is no more.
1091
01:02:15,649 --> 01:02:18,818
Listen, man.
You may have given up on yourself,
1092
01:02:18,985 --> 01:02:21,404
but your friends
haven't given up on you.
1093
01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:23,990
Are you just going
to turn your back on them,
1094
01:02:24,157 --> 01:02:26,743
and sit and eat borscht
the rest of your life?
1095
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:31,456
Or are you gonna get out there
and jump through that tiny little hoop?
1096
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:35,377
[groans] It is impossible.
1097
01:02:35,543 --> 01:02:37,003
[sighs]
1098
01:02:37,170 --> 01:02:42,467
It was always impossible, Vitaly.
That's why the people loved it.
1099
01:02:47,013 --> 01:02:49,015
That is why I loved it.
1100
01:02:49,849 --> 01:02:53,520
Because I did the impossible!
1101
01:02:54,354 --> 01:02:57,190
I was once a brave tiger.
1102
01:02:58,191 --> 01:03:01,361
And if I go down in flames... [laughs]
1103
01:03:01,528 --> 01:03:02,779
...so be it!
1104
01:03:03,363 --> 01:03:07,575
You know, I think
I might have an idea for you.
1105
01:03:19,004 --> 01:03:22,048
Light the hoop on fire!
1106
01:03:28,304 --> 01:03:30,974
[pounding heartbeat]
1107
01:03:32,142 --> 01:03:33,852
[growls]
1108
01:03:38,148 --> 01:03:39,482
[gasping]
1109
01:03:44,070 --> 01:03:46,239
Mamma mia, Santa Maria, Santa Maria...
1110
01:03:49,075 --> 01:03:52,078
Mamma Maria, mia Santa,
Santa Mia Farrow...
1111
01:03:53,538 --> 01:03:54,706
Come on, you got it.
1112
01:03:56,332 --> 01:03:57,792
- [pops]
- [gasps]
1113
01:03:57,959 --> 01:04:02,047
[cheering]
1114
01:04:05,175 --> 01:04:06,676
[laughing] Yes!
1115
01:04:14,392 --> 01:04:16,644
All right, what are you waiting for?
We got a show to put on.
1116
01:04:16,811 --> 01:04:18,563
Let's go. Go, go, go, go, go!
1117
01:04:19,481 --> 01:04:21,483
[♪ Katy Perry: "Firework"]
1118
01:04:29,532 --> 01:04:30,950
[excited chattering]
1119
01:04:35,622 --> 01:04:36,831
Look!
1120
01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:25,982
[laughing]
1121
01:06:26,941 --> 01:06:29,319
We're going to America! Whoo!
1122
01:06:29,485 --> 01:06:30,695
Today!
1123
01:06:30,862 --> 01:06:33,531
That's what I call crack-a-lackin'
to the mack-a-lackin'!
1124
01:06:33,698 --> 01:06:35,200
- We did it, Alice!
- Yeah!
1125
01:06:35,366 --> 01:06:37,535
Maybe I am
average intelligence after all!
1126
01:06:37,702 --> 01:06:39,829
Perhaps even slightly above.
1127
01:06:40,872 --> 01:06:42,373
No, I don't think so.
1128
01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:46,044
Ha! Hair conditioner.
Great idea, my friend!
1129
01:06:46,211 --> 01:06:48,713
Feel. Go ahead. Soft like kitten, no?
1130
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:51,466
- Look at that.
- Slippery but not flammable.
1131
01:06:51,633 --> 01:06:53,718
You smell like peaches and herb!
1132
01:06:53,885 --> 01:06:55,678
- [squeals]
- Wow!
1133
01:06:56,429 --> 01:06:59,557
Gia and Alex, the trapezing cats!
1134
01:06:59,724 --> 01:07:01,017
We did pretty good.
1135
01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:02,810
You will flip, and I will catch.
1136
01:07:02,977 --> 01:07:05,104
And sometimes I will flip,
and you will catch.
1137
01:07:05,271 --> 01:07:09,817
And then we will both flip,
and we'll travel the whole world!
1138
01:07:10,235 --> 01:07:12,820
Flipping and catching,
and I will flip you...
1139
01:07:12,987 --> 01:07:14,030
[harmonizing]
1140
01:07:14,197 --> 01:07:16,491
[Gia continues indistinctly]
1141
01:07:16,658 --> 01:07:19,535
Uh... You know, the thing is...
1142
01:07:21,579 --> 01:07:24,415
- I may not always be around.
- Where are you going?
1143
01:07:24,582 --> 01:07:27,835
- Well, I'm... I'm... I'm...
- [horn honking]
1144
01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:31,089
Bravo, bravo!
1145
01:07:31,589 --> 01:07:35,260
What a heartwarming performance,
Monsieur Circus Master.
1146
01:07:35,426 --> 01:07:37,428
It brought tears to my eyes.
1147
01:07:37,595 --> 01:07:39,597
[chuckling] No, not really.
1148
01:07:41,349 --> 01:07:44,018
[over phone] Monsieur, we both know
the lion does not belong to you.
1149
01:07:44,185 --> 01:07:45,770
[gasps] It's that horrid woman!
1150
01:07:45,937 --> 01:07:48,690
He is a fugitive from justice.
1151
01:07:48,856 --> 01:07:50,525
You will turn the lion over to me
1152
01:07:50,692 --> 01:07:53,278
so that I may put him where he belongs.
1153
01:07:55,154 --> 01:07:57,824
- [shouts]
- On my wall.
1154
01:07:58,992 --> 01:08:00,952
[chuckles]
1155
01:08:01,119 --> 01:08:02,787
[officers grunt]
1156
01:08:02,954 --> 01:08:04,539
- What?
- [Skipper] Incoming!
1157
01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:12,839
- Whoo!
- [Skipper] Outgoing!
1158
01:08:13,006 --> 01:08:13,840
Wait!
1159
01:08:15,258 --> 01:08:16,759
[screaming]
1160
01:08:18,428 --> 01:08:19,637
[Skipper] Up high! Whoo-ha!
1161
01:08:19,804 --> 01:08:21,306
Down low. Too slow.
1162
01:08:21,472 --> 01:08:23,057
- Well done, Private.
- Did I do good?
1163
01:08:23,224 --> 01:08:24,767
[Skipper] Nah, not really.
1164
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:27,312
Man, that was close!
1165
01:08:27,478 --> 01:08:28,813
[Gia] Alex?
1166
01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:31,316
You are from a zoo?
1167
01:08:35,987 --> 01:08:39,532
Yes. Yes. But wait, there's more.
1168
01:08:39,699 --> 01:08:41,367
- More?
- Or less. There's less.
1169
01:08:41,534 --> 01:08:43,494
You were never circus?
1170
01:08:43,661 --> 01:08:45,580
We had to say we were circus.
1171
01:08:45,747 --> 01:08:47,373
Or you'd never have let us on the train!
1172
01:08:47,540 --> 01:08:51,002
After all we have
been through together...
1173
01:08:51,169 --> 01:08:53,671
...you want to go live in a zoo?
1174
01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:55,715
- Gia, I...
- You used us.
1175
01:08:55,882 --> 01:08:57,258
No, no, no. I mean, yes, but...
1176
01:08:57,425 --> 01:08:59,802
Trapeze americano,
you make that up, too?
1177
01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:02,430
It didn't exactly exist
when I taught it to you.
1178
01:09:02,597 --> 01:09:06,934
Jet packs and aquatic cobras!
I should have known.
1179
01:09:07,101 --> 01:09:11,189
Balloons to the children of the world
was not real, either?
1180
01:09:11,356 --> 01:09:13,483
Yeah, that's not real.
But look at what we did.
1181
01:09:13,649 --> 01:09:17,695
I was shot out of a cannon!
I could have died!
1182
01:09:18,029 --> 01:09:20,365
But I thought it was
your lifelong dream.
1183
01:09:20,531 --> 01:09:25,286
For all I know,
your name is not even Alice.
1184
01:09:26,204 --> 01:09:29,248
No, Stefano, but it never really was.
1185
01:09:29,415 --> 01:09:31,751
I don't feel safe! [whimpering]
1186
01:09:33,753 --> 01:09:35,463
Gia, I...
1187
01:09:36,214 --> 01:09:38,383
We trusted you.
1188
01:09:40,885 --> 01:09:43,304
My tears are real!
1189
01:09:43,471 --> 01:09:44,806
You are not!
1190
01:09:47,767 --> 01:09:52,063
I can't believe you lied
to all us circus folk.
1191
01:09:54,732 --> 01:09:57,068
- [Julien] Me? Stay with the circus?
- [Sonya roars]
1192
01:09:57,235 --> 01:10:02,323
I am a king! I want to rule New York!
We should talk.
1193
01:10:03,783 --> 01:10:04,700
Whoa!
1194
01:10:05,785 --> 01:10:09,747
Stop it! No means no!
Or in your language... Aah!
1195
01:10:09,914 --> 01:10:11,082
[growls]
1196
01:10:11,499 --> 01:10:14,085
Not everything
is solved that way, you know.
1197
01:10:18,589 --> 01:10:21,467
Sonya? Are you listening to me?
1198
01:10:22,427 --> 01:10:24,762
Now I'm getting
the silent treatment, am I?
1199
01:10:24,929 --> 01:10:27,098
Come over here right now!
1200
01:10:29,267 --> 01:10:31,185
Don't shut me out, baby!
1201
01:10:31,352 --> 01:10:33,020
What is wrong with you? Speak!
1202
01:10:33,187 --> 01:10:35,231
[roars]
1203
01:10:37,108 --> 01:10:40,736
OK... if these are your feelings,
I understand now.
1204
01:10:40,903 --> 01:10:42,572
And I'm going!
1205
01:10:42,738 --> 01:10:47,368
It's obvious I'm just an emotional
whoopee cushion for you to sit on!
1206
01:10:48,536 --> 01:10:50,496
When you look for where I am,
1207
01:10:50,663 --> 01:10:52,623
I won't be there!
1208
01:10:52,790 --> 01:10:55,626
- [Julien sobbing]
- [growls]
1209
01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:58,296
[whimpers]
1210
01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:20,693
Come, everybody.
We have show to do.
1211
01:11:20,860 --> 01:11:24,071
But how do I go on without Marty? [sobs]
1212
01:11:24,238 --> 01:11:26,073
- Stefano.
- I don't know what to do.
1213
01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:28,534
You can still do cannon solo.
1214
01:11:28,701 --> 01:11:33,247
But... I want to do solo act with Marty!
1215
01:11:33,831 --> 01:11:35,458
And what do I do?
1216
01:11:35,625 --> 01:11:39,420
Go back to sitting
and standing and rolling over?
1217
01:11:40,129 --> 01:11:41,589
No.
1218
01:11:41,756 --> 01:11:45,176
We can do impossible!
1219
01:11:45,343 --> 01:11:48,554
And we never go back
to way we used to be.
1220
01:11:48,721 --> 01:11:52,058
The way it used to be
isn't the way it was.
1221
01:11:52,225 --> 01:11:57,563
And it won't be the same without them,
whatever way it is.
1222
01:11:57,730 --> 01:11:59,732
[bells chiming]
1223
01:12:16,832 --> 01:12:19,794
Well... we're here.
1224
01:12:22,296 --> 01:12:25,633
- Home.
- Huh.
1225
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:28,636
My rock looks smaller
than I remember it.
1226
01:12:29,637 --> 01:12:31,305
Look at the mural.
1227
01:12:32,139 --> 01:12:35,309
Doesn't actually capture
the real thing, does it?
1228
01:12:36,477 --> 01:12:37,645
Wow.
1229
01:12:39,313 --> 01:12:42,525
I forgot about that wall
in between us, Melman.
1230
01:12:42,692 --> 01:12:45,361
- Mm-hmm.
- Was that always there?
1231
01:12:50,658 --> 01:12:55,329
Guys, I'm sorry
I ever left the zoo in the first place.
1232
01:12:55,496 --> 01:12:56,998
What do you mean?
1233
01:12:57,164 --> 01:13:00,001
I mean, if I had just stayed put,
1234
01:13:00,167 --> 01:13:03,087
we wouldn't have
anything to be sad about right now.
1235
01:13:05,423 --> 01:13:09,760
Leaving the zoo was the best thing
that ever happened to us.
1236
01:13:11,345 --> 01:13:12,680
Really?
1237
01:13:12,847 --> 01:13:16,892
Yeah. Out there, in the world,
we were really living.
1238
01:13:17,059 --> 01:13:18,436
- [Julien] Yeah!
- It was exciting!
1239
01:13:18,603 --> 01:13:20,730
- It was romantic.
- It was dangerous.
1240
01:13:20,896 --> 01:13:22,398
I never felt so alive!
1241
01:13:22,565 --> 01:13:25,860
When we were with the circus,
we were already home.
1242
01:13:26,861 --> 01:13:29,363
I only wish we'd realized that sooner.
1243
01:13:30,364 --> 01:13:32,992
I'm really going to miss those guys.
1244
01:13:33,909 --> 01:13:36,704
What do you say we go back?
1245
01:13:36,871 --> 01:13:37,705
Really?
1246
01:13:37,872 --> 01:13:39,123
- I'm with you!
- I'm in!
1247
01:13:39,290 --> 01:13:40,791
But what do we tell them?
1248
01:13:40,958 --> 01:13:43,919
We make it right by telling them
how wrong we were.
1249
01:13:44,086 --> 01:13:44,920
It's worth a shot.
1250
01:13:45,087 --> 01:13:48,299
[in Russian accent]
And if we go down in flames, so be it!
1251
01:13:48,466 --> 01:13:49,967
- [Gloria] Yes, let's do this!
- [Julien] I like it!
1252
01:13:50,134 --> 01:13:51,218
[Marty] Yeah, yeah!
1253
01:13:51,385 --> 01:13:53,763
Is my neck getting longer?
1254
01:13:53,929 --> 01:13:55,890
Feel my fur. It's so soft.
1255
01:13:56,057 --> 01:13:57,642
It is soft.
1256
01:13:57,808 --> 01:14:02,396
I'm like a candy cane
in a black and white movie.
1257
01:14:03,522 --> 01:14:04,732
Oh, no.
1258
01:14:05,399 --> 01:14:06,734
Dubois.
1259
01:14:07,068 --> 01:14:11,364
Sonya, I miss you, baby!
I miss my stinky bear!
1260
01:14:11,530 --> 01:14:14,533
Babe... your fishy kisses!
1261
01:14:16,077 --> 01:14:18,746
- Surprise!
- [snoring]
1262
01:14:18,913 --> 01:14:22,166
[tsking] He will never
fit in the carry-on.
1263
01:14:22,333 --> 01:14:26,170
But his head will! [cackling]
1264
01:14:26,337 --> 01:14:27,505
- [man] Hey!
- Qu'est-ce que c'est?
1265
01:14:27,672 --> 01:14:29,882
Look! Look what she's done!
1266
01:14:30,049 --> 01:14:32,009
You brought back Alex the lion!
1267
01:14:32,176 --> 01:14:34,929
- It's a miracle!
- Thank you! Thank you!
1268
01:14:35,096 --> 01:14:36,764
[Julien] Sonya, where are you?
1269
01:14:36,931 --> 01:14:38,683
Sonya!
1270
01:14:38,849 --> 01:14:40,017
Excuse me.
1271
01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:44,146
- [growls]
- Sonya, baby!
1272
01:14:44,313 --> 01:14:46,190
I don't want to be king anymore!
1273
01:14:46,357 --> 01:14:48,693
I was so hung up on who I was...
1274
01:14:48,943 --> 01:14:51,529
...who you was...
what you smelled like...
1275
01:14:51,696 --> 01:14:56,033
...when all that really matters
is what we smell like together.
1276
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:58,703
[Sonya roars softly]
1277
01:14:58,869 --> 01:15:01,706
[laughing] I know! Baby, forgive me.
1278
01:15:01,872 --> 01:15:03,290
Oh, hello?
1279
01:15:03,457 --> 01:15:04,709
Gasp! It's Dubois!
1280
01:15:04,875 --> 01:15:05,876
Baba booey!
1281
01:15:06,877 --> 01:15:09,130
- Where did you get this?
- I got it from the zoo.
1282
01:15:09,296 --> 01:15:11,173
The hippies got ambushed!
1283
01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:13,300
What? We have to help them!
1284
01:15:13,467 --> 01:15:14,593
But they lied to us!
1285
01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:16,262
Yeah. Why should we lift a paw?
1286
01:15:16,429 --> 01:15:17,930
They are our friends!
1287
01:15:18,097 --> 01:15:19,640
They're not even circus!
1288
01:15:21,058 --> 01:15:23,394
- That's Bolshevik!
- [whimpers]
1289
01:15:23,561 --> 01:15:28,607
I never thought I'd say this
on American soil, but the Russki's right!
1290
01:15:30,484 --> 01:15:32,194
[Alex groans]
1291
01:15:35,531 --> 01:15:38,075
[crowd] Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex!
1292
01:15:38,242 --> 01:15:42,037
- Oh, no.
- Alex? Where are you?
1293
01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:44,165
- Gloria! Are you OK?
- [moans]
1294
01:15:44,331 --> 01:15:47,042
- What is happening?
- Alex!
1295
01:15:47,209 --> 01:15:49,336
- No, no! No, no!
- [man] Alex the lion!
1296
01:15:49,503 --> 01:15:51,005
No!
1297
01:15:58,763 --> 01:16:02,183
[man] Thank you. Thank you all
for coming to this special celebration.
1298
01:16:02,349 --> 01:16:05,394
And now, the woman
who made this all possible,
1299
01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:07,730
who brought Alex the lion
and a couple of...
1300
01:16:07,897 --> 01:16:09,231
...three?
1301
01:16:09,398 --> 01:16:11,817
Three other animals back to New York.
1302
01:16:11,984 --> 01:16:14,236
And she's French. Ooh-la-la.
1303
01:16:14,403 --> 01:16:16,614
Please welcome Chantal Dubois!
1304
01:16:25,289 --> 01:16:27,291
[applause]
1305
01:16:35,716 --> 01:16:38,093
[gasping, muttering]
1306
01:16:47,895 --> 01:16:49,355
Alex?
1307
01:16:58,072 --> 01:16:59,198
[feedback echoes]
1308
01:16:59,365 --> 01:17:01,617
It was never about the money.
1309
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:04,954
It was about...
1310
01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:07,873
...the lion.
1311
01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:10,292
[crowd cheering]
1312
01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:15,548
Ah!
1313
01:17:18,008 --> 01:17:20,845
- Gia?
- Circus stick together.
1314
01:17:23,305 --> 01:17:26,809
♪ Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, circus
Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, Afro
1315
01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:29,645
♪ Circus Afro, Circus Afro
Polka dot, polka dot!
1316
01:17:29,812 --> 01:17:31,856
Look! A flying circus!
1317
01:17:32,022 --> 01:17:33,357
No!
1318
01:17:37,611 --> 01:17:41,365
Operation Afro-Circus Rescue... engage!
1319
01:17:41,532 --> 01:17:42,908
[Private] Aye, aye, Skipper!
1320
01:17:44,201 --> 01:17:45,703
Unleash the seal.
1321
01:17:45,870 --> 01:17:48,497
- I am a sea lion!
- Whatever.
1322
01:17:49,832 --> 01:17:51,667
[laughing]
1323
01:17:52,543 --> 01:17:56,088
- Two tons of fun. Dive, dive, dive!
- [trumpeting]
1324
01:18:00,885 --> 01:18:01,886
[growls]
1325
01:18:02,052 --> 01:18:04,096
- Let's rock.
- You and me, baby!
1326
01:18:04,263 --> 01:18:06,098
Ah! Ah!
1327
01:18:06,265 --> 01:18:07,433
Whoo!
1328
01:18:08,767 --> 01:18:10,060
[Julien yells]
1329
01:18:12,646 --> 01:18:14,023
- [tires screeching]
- [yells]
1330
01:18:15,733 --> 01:18:17,276
[trumpeting]
1331
01:18:17,443 --> 01:18:18,944
[moaning]
1332
01:18:24,283 --> 01:18:25,159
Wow!
1333
01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:28,203
- [shuddering]
- [roaring]
1334
01:18:33,083 --> 01:18:35,711
- Suck in that gut!
- [inhales deeply]
1335
01:18:36,754 --> 01:18:38,672
[shouts]
1336
01:18:38,839 --> 01:18:40,257
I am impressed!
1337
01:18:43,218 --> 01:18:44,678
[Melman shouts]
1338
01:18:45,220 --> 01:18:47,848
- Whoo!
- Yeah! Whoo!
1339
01:18:51,060 --> 01:18:53,979
[Skipper] Mission accomplished.
Now let's get out of here!
1340
01:18:54,146 --> 01:18:56,440
- [Stefano] Wait! Wait for me!
- Stefano!
1341
01:18:56,607 --> 01:18:58,525
Don't leave without me!
1342
01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:05,407
Oh, no!
1343
01:19:05,741 --> 01:19:06,784
[shrieks]
1344
01:19:10,287 --> 01:19:11,288
Whoa!
1345
01:19:11,455 --> 01:19:14,416
Go, Stefano! Climb!
1346
01:19:21,048 --> 01:19:22,174
Come on, my friend!
1347
01:19:23,592 --> 01:19:24,718
Stefano!
1348
01:19:25,302 --> 01:19:27,221
[grunts] Help me!
1349
01:19:29,056 --> 01:19:31,642
- I will have your head!
- Oh, no! Help me!
1350
01:19:31,809 --> 01:19:33,060
Alex!
1351
01:19:39,608 --> 01:19:41,235
Marty! Shoot me a line.
1352
01:19:41,402 --> 01:19:44,738
You got it. Afro, don't fail me now!
1353
01:19:48,617 --> 01:19:49,660
What are you doing?
1354
01:19:49,827 --> 01:19:52,329
We are doing trapeze americano.
1355
01:19:52,496 --> 01:19:54,039
Let's do it!
1356
01:19:55,290 --> 01:19:57,251
- Frankie, Jonesy! Be ready!
- You got it, boss!
1357
01:19:57,418 --> 01:19:58,752
Go, go, go!
1358
01:20:04,633 --> 01:20:06,301
[Mort chortling]
1359
01:20:06,468 --> 01:20:08,512
[grunts, groans]
1360
01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:11,682
Gia! Take Stefano!
1361
01:20:11,849 --> 01:20:12,933
Alex!
1362
01:20:13,892 --> 01:20:15,769
[gasping]
1363
01:20:23,986 --> 01:20:26,155
Aquatic cobras!
1364
01:20:27,364 --> 01:20:30,534
If I am going down,
your head is coming with me!
1365
01:20:30,701 --> 01:20:32,036
I don't think so!
1366
01:20:32,202 --> 01:20:34,163
- [whistles]
- Oi, let's go!
1367
01:20:35,748 --> 01:20:38,125
You're going down,
but not with my head.
1368
01:20:39,877 --> 01:20:40,961
Yay!
1369
01:20:41,128 --> 01:20:43,338
Jet pack! He pull up!
1370
01:20:43,505 --> 01:20:46,300
Your days of chasing animals
are over, Dubois!
1371
01:20:46,467 --> 01:20:48,552
Because you've just messed
with the king!
1372
01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:50,721
[Dubois grunts]
1373
01:20:53,307 --> 01:20:57,019
- [roaring]
- [crowd cheering]
1374
01:20:57,186 --> 01:21:00,189
This is where animals like you belong!
Now sit!
1375
01:21:00,355 --> 01:21:01,815
[dart pops]
1376
01:21:02,149 --> 01:21:03,150
Lie down.
1377
01:21:03,776 --> 01:21:05,319
[giggling] Naughty me.
1378
01:21:05,486 --> 01:21:06,653
Roll over.
1379
01:21:08,614 --> 01:21:09,615
Good, Dubois.
1380
01:21:09,990 --> 01:21:10,824
Now stay!
1381
01:21:10,991 --> 01:21:12,993
[♪ Katy Perry: "Firework"]
1382
01:21:13,160 --> 01:21:14,661
[Gia squeals]
1383
01:21:17,873 --> 01:21:20,417
We did it!
1384
01:21:25,881 --> 01:21:28,383
[Stefano] Balloons
to the children of the world!
1385
01:21:28,550 --> 01:21:30,344
Trapeze americano!
1386
01:21:30,511 --> 01:21:33,055
- It is real.
- It's real!
1387
01:21:39,561 --> 01:21:41,563
[excited chattering]
1388
01:21:41,730 --> 01:21:44,566
That's how you do it! Whoa!
1389
01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:48,362
So you want to run away with the circus?
1390
01:21:49,238 --> 01:21:51,115
- Live a life of adventure?
- Full of romance?
1391
01:21:51,281 --> 01:21:53,450
- And danger!
- Really living!
1392
01:21:53,617 --> 01:21:55,035
What do you say?
1393
01:21:57,454 --> 01:22:00,124
♪ Ra-da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, circus!
1394
01:22:00,290 --> 01:22:02,793
♪ Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, Afro!
1395
01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:06,880
♪ Circus Afro, Circus Afro!
Polka dot, polka dot, polka dot, Afro!
1396
01:22:07,047 --> 01:22:10,467
[Julien] ♪ I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
1397
01:22:10,634 --> 01:22:13,387
♪ I like to move it, move it
You like to...
1398
01:22:13,554 --> 01:22:14,930
Move it!
1399
01:22:15,097 --> 01:22:17,432
["Afro Circus/I Like To Move It"
continues]
1400
01:22:17,599 --> 01:22:21,395
[Alex] Skipper, what did you end up
doing with the crazy lady, anyway?
1401
01:22:23,230 --> 01:22:27,234
Hmm? [mumbling]
1402
01:22:29,987 --> 01:22:32,489
[muffled shouting]
1403
01:22:39,204 --> 01:22:40,372
[muffled scream]
1404
01:22:48,797 --> 01:22:50,883
["Afro Circus/I Like To Move It"
continues]
1405
01:25:03,807 --> 01:25:07,811
[♪ Peter Asher:
"Love Always Comes as a Surprise"]
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