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Yes.

Great work, Jen.

Thanks.

Getting better
all the time.

Yeah, it's kind of embarrassing,
you know,

working in a bowling alley
and not really being able
to bowl.

You're doing fine.
And besides, you work
in the cafe.

Speaking of which...

Oh, yes, ma'am.
Break's over.

Yes.

- Hey, Candy.
- Hey, Matt.

You're looking
pretty good out there.

Thanks. When you've been
bowling as long as I have

Thanks. When you've been
bowling as long as I have
it sort of becomes
second nature.

it sort of becomes
second nature.

You're forgetting that I
grew up in this alley.

My pop owned it
before I did and I'm still not
as good as you are.

Oh, you're plenty good, okay?

You hold back
to make sure the regular
paying customers don't feel bad.

You're a regular
paying customer and I
don't have to worry about you.

But I'm the exception.

You know,

speaking of regular customers,

isn't Lucy in here
normally about this time?

Oh, Jen said she had
a date tonight.

Really?
With who?

I don't know.
It was a blind date.

Someone she met
on the Internet.

Swell.

Travis,
I had such a good
time tonight.

Travis,
I had such a good
time tonight.
Yeah, it was fantastic.

Yeah, it was fantastic.

The dinner,
the dancing.

The dessert.

It's hard to believe
we only met a week ago

and that was online.

Do you go on
a lot of blind dates?

No, I mean,

um, maybe a few,

but nothing as good
as tonight.

I couldn't agree more.

I've had so much fun.

Baby, the fun
is just beginning.

Well, listen, babe,
that was great,

but I gots to go.

Oh, okay.

Well, you know,
I got work

and stuff
and you know.

Right, I understand.

Okay, but I'll call you,
okay?

You will?

Yeah, of course, baby.
That was great.

Bye, Travis.

Bye, Travis.
Goodnight, Lori.

Goodnight, Lori.

It's Lucy.

So, how'd you do today?

Well, I'm never gonna get
rich working this place,

but it's enough to keep
the doors open.

You ever think about

just getting out of here

and selling this place?

Leaving this one-horse town?

Excuse me,
I live in this one-horse town.

So do I,

but if I had the chance,

I'd leave in a snap.

Nah, I could never leave.

My pop built this place
with his bare hands.

It was nothing
when he started,

but it was his dream.

But is it yours?

It is now

and that's enough.

Oh, hey, Luce.

How'd the date go?

It was awful.

Oh, no.

Yeah, just like
the last 47 Internet
dates I've had.

I mean, if you can't find
a decent guy on the Internet,

- where can you find one?
- That's a good question.

Oh, Luce, honey.
It's okay.

Who needs a stinky
old man, anyway?

Uh, I do.

Yeah, me too.

And me.

Good evening, Candy.

Mr. Grabowski.

And what are you kids
up to this evening?

Oh, we're just cleaning up.

You know Jen
and these are my two friends

Lucy and Matt.
this is Mr. Grabowski.

He's my landlord.

- Hello.
- Hello.

I hate to be the bearer
of bad news,

well, technically,
it's not bad news.

Well, at least,

good news for me.

It may be bad news for you,

but you never know.

Could be good news
for everybody.

Is it?

Is it what?

Bad news or good news?

I don't know,
you haven't told me
what the news is yet.

Oh, I haven't told you yet.

Okay, well,

it seems there's a hotshot
real estate developer in town

and he wants to buy
this property.

- What?
- Are you serious?

Serious?
Well, yes.

About that, yes.
I'm perfectly serious.

What do you mean
buy the property?

What's gonna happen
to the alley?

- What are we gonna do?
- Please, Mr. Grabowski,
can you please explain?

Certainly, I can.

Well, as I said,

there's a
big real estate
developer in town

and he wants to buy
this property,

and let me tell you,
he's offered a tidy

little sum,
if I may say so.

Candy, we have to close?

Grabowski:
Yes, I'm afraid
you'll have to close.

They want to build
a Stan's Club Shopping here

or something like that.

Mr. Grabowski,
I have a lease.

Oh, yes,
you have a lease.
That's a fact.

And I looked into
that also.

Now, it seems like
your lease is ironclad.

As long as I
own this property,
if were I sell it,

which I fully intend to do,

Then your lease
becomes null and void.

My lawyers would probably
explain it better to you.

Oh, no, Candy.

When is this happening?

Ah, it'll happen
on the 31st.

You'll have to be out
by the end of the month.

There's gotta be something
that can be done, Mr. Grabowski.

Uh, to be done?
Well, yes, everything
is being done.

The papers are being
drawn up as we speak,

so it seems.

Well, you kids
have fun.

See you later.

Candy,
what are you gonna do?

I gotta call Frank.

Your boyfriend?

He's going to law school.

Maybe there's something
he can do to help.

Jen, can you
close up for me?

Sure, of course.

Candy:
Frank, Frank are you home?

I'm in the bedroom, Candy.

Oh, Frank.

Calm down.
What's the matter?

Grabowski came
to see me tonight.

Mm-hmm.

He's selling the property
and they want to tear down
the alley

and turn it into
one of those really
big box stores.

and turn it into
one of those really
big box stores.
Like a Stan's Club?
I've been waiting
for one of those.

Like a Stan's Club?
I've been waiting
for one of those.

Come on, can you be serious?
I'm going to lose the alley.

Don't worry.
We'll figure something out.

Here's the lease.
I have another two years on it.

It's still good.
He can't do anything,
can he?

Let me take a look.

I don't know what I'd do
if I lose my pop's alley.

You know I'm not
gonna let that happen.

Frank,
I always can count on you.

And I will always
be here for you.

I'm just really glad
that you work pro bono.

What if she
bought the place herself?

Well, that's a great idea,
but with what?

I mean, she barely makes enough
money to operate the place
as it is.

Oh, what if she
sold some stuff?

Like what?

Uh, what about
the bowling balls
and the pins?

I mean,
all the equipment
here must be worth a lot.

I mean,
all the equipment
here must be worth a lot.
And then how does she
operate the place

And then how does she
operate the place

after she sold
everything?

Not a bad idea, though.

We just gotta come up
with a great idea for
a fundraiser.

I'm great at that.

You are?

Yep. Nobody raises funds
quicker than me.

Just ask any of the
guys I've dated.

Fund-raiser.

Fund.

What are people willing
to donate money for?

What about one of those
crowd-sourcing sites,

you know,
where people donate
money to a cause?

I heard about some actor
who got people
to donate

- a million bucks.
- Really?

Yeah, and that was
just to pay for a vacation.

Hmm, yeah, but,

who's gonna want to
donate money just to save
an old bowling alley?

And we only have until
the end of the month.

You're right.
It's hopeless.

No, no, it's not.

- I think I got it.
- What?

Why not have
a bowling competition?

We could charge
an admission fee,

and then,
people could bet on their
favorite bowler for a prize.

You think people
would pay money for that?

Yes,

because it'll be
a bikini bowling competition.

Hot chicks in bikinis

bowling.

It's a natural.

You know what?
That just might work.

Of course it will.
I mean,

we'll get Candy,

you, me,

maybe some
of the other girls.

Ah, we'll make a mint.

It'll be like
a bikini car wash,

but with balls.

Oh, that's why I love you--

the way your mind works.

Yay.

- Jen--
- Shut up.

Oh, you know what?

We should text Candy
and let her know
about our idea.

I hope she likes it.

How could she not?
It's brilliant.

Sorry, Candy,
but Grabowski's right.

The lease is only
enforced as long as
he owns the property.

He can sell
at any time and your lease
becomes null and void.

Null and void.

That's what he said.

Those are two words
that I hate.

I'm sorry.
I wish there was more
that I cold do.

( cell phone beeps )

Oh, my Gosh.
This is brilliant.

What?

Candy: "Have a great idea
to save the alley.

A bikini bowling competition.

Charge admission
plus bets on your
favorite players."

Girls in bikinis bowling?

I'm totally in.

We need flyers
and whatnot for advertising.

Ah, but no gambling.

That would be illegal.

So then what
do we do?

You could raffle off stuff.

Like the winning
bowling ball,

or a date with
your favorite bowler.

Stuff like that.

Like bikinis
that the bowlers are wearing?

Really?

You think people would
be into that?

Oh, you'd be surprised.

I can see it now.

The Great Bikini Bowling Bash.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Twenty, forty, sixty...

- How much? How much?
- Candy: Calm down, Lucy.

Give him a chance.

Oh, the suspense.
I can't take it.

100.
Okay, I've got the total.

Here we go, kids.

From the Great
Bikini Bowling Bash--

drum roll, please.

The total is,

$5,485.

$5,000?
That's it?

What?
I thought that
was pretty good.

How much do we need?

( Grabowski laughing )

5,000?

That's quite
a tidy little sum.

Why, you all should
be able to afford a nice

little vacation
for that kind of money.

But, as for buying
this property, well,

it's not nearly enough.

it's not nearly enough.
No, not nearly enough.

No, not nearly enough.

But how much is the real estate
developer offering you?

In American dollars?

Yes, in American dollars.

Well, let me see...

4 times 72...

carry the 6
and then you...

About three million dollars.

Three million dollars?!

Approximately.

Gosh.

We'll never be
able to come up with
that kind of money.

Grabowski:
No, no, no,

I suppose you won't.

Well,
I've got to be going.

You kids have fun.

Oh, I believe I won
your bikini.

I'll mail it to you.

Oh, that's fine.

Thank you very much.

Good-bye.

- Three million dollars?
- Oh, my God.

I just can't get
over this.

Guys, look,
okay, just calm down.

We'll figure something out,
all right?

Oh, really, smart guy?
Got any ideas?

As a matter of fact,
I do.

What, do you think you're
going to find a job
in there that pays

three million dollars?

No, this.

Troy Smith?

So what?

I keep forgetting
you didn't grow up
around here.

But Troy Smith did.

Troy Smith,
gold medal bowling team,

top professional bowler
in the world?

He grew up here?

He grew up here?
Yep.

Yep.

Matt, I think
I see where you're going.

I don't.

Because my dear Lucy,

gold medal Olympic
bowling team,

top bowler in the world,

multi-multi-millionaire
Troy Smith,

learned how to bowl
right here in this
very alley.

Serious?

Absolutely.

I can remember when
I was a little girl

and my pop put the
very first bowling ball
in Troy's hands.

You think
he'd help us out?

To save the alley
that he learned how to bowl in?

Three million dollars
is like cab fare to this guy.

You know,
according to the paper,
Troy Smith is over

in Central City
doing a talk show.

He should be there
right now.

Central City?
That's 15 minutes from here.

Let's go!

No, no,
hold on, hold on.

Do you really think
it's a good idea for
the five of us

to just go on down
to the TV station and ask

- this guy for money?
- I guess not.

Candy, you should go.
You actually know the guy.

Candy:
I haven't seen him
since we were seven years old.

I doubt he even
remembers who I am.

- I'll go.
- You will?

Yeah, I mean,
I think he's cute.

Besides, if I can't persuade
a man to give up a few
million dollars...

then who can, right?

She's got a point.

Ow, what?

I was just saying.

Hello?

Hmm,
where could he be?

Man:
It'll be about 20 minutes,
Mr. Smith.

And make sure
no one disturbs me
until you're really ready.

- Man: Yes, sir.
- Amateurs.

What the--!

Oh, Mr. Smith, I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

All right, kid.
I don't know how
you got in here,

but I don't give autographs,
all right?

I don't want
your autograph.

Good, 'cause I--
wait.

Why not?

Mr. Smith,
I need your help.

Here we go.

I work at
the Regal Lanes.

Regal Lanes.

Wow, that brings
back memories.

What a shit hole.

Well, it's in trouble.

I could really
use your help.

Trouble?

Yeah, they're trying to sell
it out from underneath Candy.

You remember her, don't you?

Her father ran the place
when you lived there.

Oh, yeah. Candy.

Little scrawny tomboy
as I recall.

Well, she grew up a bit.

Anyway,

she's trying to raise money
so that she can buy the place

to keep it open.

All right,
just for giggles,

how much does she need?

Three million dollars.

Three million dollars?

You're kidding, right?

I wish I were.

They want to turn
the bowling alley
into a Stan's club.

A what?

A Stan's Club.

You know,
one of those big box stores.

Never heard
of them.

I guess you wouldn't.

Well, listen, sweet pea,

I'd really like to help you,
I really would,

but three million dollars

doesn't grow on trees.

Isn't there anything--

anything at all,

that I could do
to change your mind?

Wait, wait, wait.

You're not going to
try and tempt me with sex,
are you?

I mean, you weren't
just gonna come in here
and take your clothes off

and have your way with me
right here in the dressing room,
were you?

Well...

'Cause that would
totally work.

We're back.

Wow, it hasn't changes a bit.

Still like a dump.

Hey, Troy,
it's me, Candy.
Do you remember me?

Candy!
Of course I remember you.

Wow, you've
certainly gown up.

These are my friends
Matt and Lucy

and you already know Jen.

Oh, indeed I do.

Well, hello, pretty lady.

Hello.

Hi, Troy,
nice to meet you.

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

So, I'm sure that Jen
told you about our problem.

She did actually and

as I understand it,
you need three million dollars
to save this

bowling alley.

Right.

Sorry, folks,
can't help you.

What?

But what about,
you know,

the dressing room?

Hey, you'll always
have the memories, babe.
Those are precious.

Please, Troy?

Well, for you, Lucy...

No,

but we could discuss it
in my dressing room.

I might change my mind.

There's no way in hell that's
happening, okay?

You're not
good enough for her.

All right, everybody.
Thanks for the trip
down memory lane.

See ya never.

Wait,
I got a proposition
for you.

Let's hear it.

A bowl-off.

You and me
in two weeks time.

And if I win,

you give me all the money
I need to buy back this alley.

And if I win,

as if there's any doubt.

What do I get?

Me.

What?

Candy, no.
It's not worth it.

That's interesting,
interesting, but

the stakes
aren't high enough.

I mean,
we're talking about three
million dollars here.

That's a lot.

So what exactly
do you have in mind?

I'll compete
in your little bowl-off,

but not just
against you.

Against all three
of you girls.

One game,
you'll all alternate

while I'll bowl
every frame.

And if you win?

I get all three
of you girls

at the same time.

Deal,

but on one condition.

What's that?

You gotta bowl left-handed.

( laughs )

Piece of cake.

All right,
so I guess I'll
see you girls on bowling day.

And then I'll be seeing
a lot more of you after that.

Jen:
Candy,
what are you thinking?

I had to do something.

There's no way
we can beat him,

even with him
bowling left-handed.

He could bowl
with his feet and still win.

( Matt whistles )

Don't worry, ladies,
you'll win.

And just how
are we to do that?

I'll train you.

You?

Matt, you've been
holding out on us.

So, now that you've got
the control down
with your wrist,

you shouldn't have
any problems with your release.

Matt, I can't
thank you enough.

If you had told me
two weeks ago

that I'd have a chance
to bowl against the top
pro in the country

and not make a fool
of myself,

well, I would have
said you're crazy.

Look, you're gonna do fine.

You're bowling third.
That's three balls.

You can bowl three strikes.
I'm sure of it.

Well, I've had
a great teacher.

Thanks.

Matt, can I ask you
a question?

Sure.

When Troy first
offered to help us
in exchange for me,

why did you stop him?

Because it wasn't right,
okay?

What he wasn't doing
wasn't right.

But it's more
than that, isn't it?

Lucy,

I've been in love
with you since the first time
I laid eyes on you.

Why didn't you
ever say anything?

I don't know.
Too shy, I guess.

Matt, you don't have
to be shy with me.

Oh, tomorrow's the big day.

Do you think we're ready?

Ready as we'll ever be.

Oh, but the pressure.

It's Troy Smith,
the world's greatest bowler.

You mean Troy smith,
the world's greatest asshole?

I don't know, Candy.
There's something about him.

Oh, don't
tell me that you're
still attracted to him.

Maybe just a little.

Seriously, Jen?

Sometimes I just
don't understand you.

Sometimes I don't
understand myself, okay?

You'll be fine.
You've got Frank.

Yeah, Frank's been
really good for me.

What's gonna happen
with him?

I mean, what's he
gonna do after he
graduates law school?

What do you mean?

I mean,
is he going to
stick around this town?

Every town needs
a good lawyer

and I think I've given him
a lot of incentive.

- Yeah, I hope you're right.
- Don't worry, Jen.

Someday you're going
to find a really good man

and I guarantee you
it's not going to be Troy Smith.

We'll see.

You got a muscle ache?

Two weeks of practice,
eight hours a day

was probably a bit much.

You just need to
rub it off.

That's so nice.

So, where's perfect
Frank tonight?

He's got a late class.

Really?

Mm-hmm,
he won't be home for
at least a couple more hours.

Too bad.

Well, ladies,
I've arrived.

I see you closed
the alley for the day.

Probably for the best.

Don't want to embarrass
yourself in public.

No, we just didn't want
to embarrass the world champ,

- that's all.
- Oh, so cocky.
I love it.

Well, should we bowl?

Ready when you are.

Well, never let it
be said that I wasn't
a gentleman.

Ladies first.

All right, Candy,
way to go.

Whoo!

- Yeah!
- There we go.

One more strike
and we're on the final frame.

It's you, Candy.

I know.

Whoo! Yeah!
Way to go, baby.

So what happens if the game
ends in a tie?

Well, they agreed that Troy
had to beat them,

so in case of a tie,
girls are the winner.

That's assuming
Troy bowls a perfect frame.

It's a good assumption.

Well, then,
Candy has to bowl three
strikes in a row

on the final frame
to force a tie.

on the final frame
to force a tie.
That should be
no problem for my gal.

That should be
no problem for my gal.

Well, ladies,
looks like we have
a perfect score.

You know,
I have to admit,

I'm impressed.

What do you say we
up the stakes?

What do you mean?

Same stakes as before,

only this time,

if I lose,
I'll buy this place for you

and I'll kick in an
extra million bucks for you
to fix up the place.

Oh, Candy...

What's the catch?
What's in it for you?

This frame,
I bowl right-handed.

What do you think?

Well, a tie still
goes to us.

You'll nail this
last frame

and then it doesn't
matter what he does.

Right.

Okay.
It's a deal.

Yeah!

- Jen: Yeah!
- Lucy: Candy!

- There we go!
- Yeah!

Well, as I see it,

ladies,
all I have to do is
roll three strikes

with my right hand
and you girls will be having
the time of your lives.

I'd say that's
a win-win.

I'm so sorry.

It's okay, you know,
you tried your best.

I mean,
it's a miracle we
even made it this far.

That's one, ladies.

Now for numero duo.

That's numero dos,
asswipe.

That's two.

Now for my
grand finale.

Wait.

- What's she doing?
- I don't know.

Good luck.

Oh, my God.

Give a hug.

( cheering )

Well?

Well, I guess
I just bought a bowling alley.

Yeah! Bowling alley!

Here it is,
a cashier's check for
four million dollars.

Ooh, can I touch it?

And I just got off
the phone with Grabowski

and he's selling
me the property.

The Regal Lanes
is here to stay.

That's fantastic.

We're drawing up
the paperwork already.

Speaking of
drawing up papers...

Yeah, we kinda
gotta go, guys.

Hey, what's going on?

- Well...
- Tell them.

Matt asked me
to marry him.
We're eloping tonight.

Oh, my God, Lucy.
That's fantastic.

Yep, I finally
found my man.

Congratulations.

Thanks.

Hey, Frank,
you getting any ideas?

Um, you know...

On that,
I guess we should be going.

Come on.

All right,
bye, guys.

So, what did you say
to him, Jen?

To Troy.

Um, I just said,
"Good luck,"

and now he's gone.

All right, listen, Jen.

I know you think
the guy was attractive and all,

but he's kind of an ass.

I know.
It's okay.

Listen, we'll have
none of that.

We just got
a check for four
million bucks

and there will be
no pouting.

Guys, I think--

I think maybe
I pulled a muscle

- in my shoulder again.
- Really?

What's going on?

Trust me, Frank.
You're gonna like this.

I mean,
I think I already do.

Hey.

- You're still here?
- Yeah.

Why'd you do it, Troy?

Do what?

Why'd you throw the game?

Who says
that I threw the game?

Come on.

We both know
you're better than that.

Hey, there's one thing
I've learned here,

even the champ
can make a mistake.

Well, you're not
making a mistake now.

You know,
I've been thinking about
moving back into town.

Well, don't,
'cause I was thinking
about moving out.

Oh, you'd be surprised.

Hot chicks
in bikinis bowling.

It's a natural.

It'll be like
a bikini contest,
but with balls.

The total from the
Great Bikini Bowling Bash is

$5,485.

Girls in bikinis bowling?
I'm totally in.

Regal Lanes?
Wow, that brings
back memories.

What a shit hole.

Well, listen,
babe, that was great,
but I gots to go.

Ooh, I believe I won
your bikini.

( music playing )