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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:05,440 How do you expect me to decide for you? 2 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:09,520 Your Honor, I have the land deed as proof 3 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:13,600 I, too, have the land deed as proof. Please verify it 4 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:16,920 I can't see clearly. You read it, go on 5 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:29,080 My lord, these two families' lands are right by each other 6 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:33,880 It's written clearly on this deed, the tree's shadow marks the boundary 7 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:36,680 There shouldn't be any disputes 8 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:42,160 Why're you asking me? Ask them 9 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:42,960 Yes, Your Honor 10 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:48,240 - Is the tree between both your lands still there? - It is 11 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:52,800 Since it's there, then refer to the tree's shadow as the boundary 12 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,480 What's there to dispute? 13 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:56,880 Yeah, what's there to dispute? 14 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:58,360 Your Excellency 15 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:02,240 this title deed was made by the elders of our two families 16 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:05,120 The title deed was made in the first lunar month 17 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:09,320 It was winter. Of course, we should divide it by the tree shadow in winter 18 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:10,400 But these years 19 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:12,680 Yu Zheng has been taking the tree shadow in summer as the dividing line 20 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,120 occupying a large swathe of my family's land 21 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:18,920 Sir, please urge him to use the tree shadow in winter 22 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:21,640 and return what he occupies to me 23 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:24,880 Sir, though this title deed was drafted in the winter 24 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,360 the two parties signed it 25 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:28,520 in summer, actually 26 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:31,240 And since then, we've been dividing the land by the tree shadow in summer 27 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,560 Zhou Wen's father didn't raise any objections when he was alive 28 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:35,560 This proves that 29 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:37,320 the line should be drawn by the tree shadow in summer 30 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:40,360 Your Excellency, now we know the reason 31 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:42,200 What reason? 32 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:44,760 Why don't I get it? 33 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,480 The summer tree shadows 34 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:48,920 and winter tree shadows 35 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:50,120 are both shadows 36 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:51,640 What's the difference? 37 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:56,560 Sir, the summer sun is a little more northerly 38 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,320 while the winter sun is more southerly 39 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,920 The tree shadows also differ 40 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:04,520 according to their positions 41 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:08,880 Differ… It shifts! 42 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:11,680 How much does it shift? 43 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:14,800 About several inches 44 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:21,400 You audacious civilians! 45 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:24,880 Just several inches of land! Such a trivial matter! 46 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:27,960 How dare you bother me with this? 47 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:32,680 - Your Excellency, that's not the case! - Then what is it? 48 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:37,680 Sir, though the tree shadows are just a few inches apart 49 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,520 following the direction of the shadow 50 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:43,040 there is a huge piece of land! 51 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:46,120 Just tell me how to close this case 52 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:49,160 No, Your Excellency, you are the magistrate 53 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:53,240 Only you can close cases. I dare not interfere 54 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:00,360 Oh, right. You go to my house right away 55 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,120 and ask my brother-in-law, Dongfang Shuo 56 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:03,920 how to try this case 57 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:05,600 And hurry back to tell me 58 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:23,160 Come on, help His Excellency down 59 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:34,560 - The magistrate is here! - The magistrate! 60 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:37,280 - The magistrate is here! - The magistrate! 61 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,600 Make way, everybody! Make way! 62 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:42,640 The magistrate wants to survey the scene 63 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,520 It's a cloudy day today 64 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,240 There's no tree shadow 65 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:54,880 How am I supposed to try the case? 66 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:58,800 Sir, the sun shines this way in summer 67 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:00,560 What about winter? 68 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,240 The sunlight goes this way in winter! 69 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:16,360 They gestured with their hands, and I got it 70 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:20,400 Well… 71 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:26,000 Why not continue to make the tree shadow the dividing line? 72 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:26,960 Your Excellency 73 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,800 the sun moves 74 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:33,160 It's different in winter and summer 75 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:34,680 Where the sun casts the shadow 76 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,680 there will be the dividing line that day 77 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:40,240 Sir, how about my spring sowing? 78 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,240 You sow all the way 79 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:46,360 to the tree shadow in spring 80 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:49,160 Then, Your Excellency, what about my autumn harvest? 81 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:53,640 You harvest from the tree shadow in autumn 82 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:55,280 How the hell do you try the case? 83 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,160 You're a fucking dumb official! 84 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,920 - Hit him! - Hit! - Hit him! 85 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:06,760 Help! Help me, Adviser! 86 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,880 What's wrong? You look so restless 87 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,720 Is it so hard to learn chess? 88 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:21,440 My lord, Madam, the little lord has such a good appetite 89 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:22,440 I don't even have enough milk for him 90 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:26,040 Go tell the butler 91 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:27,520 to hire one more nanny 92 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:34,960 Dongfang Shuo 93 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:36,720 has returned the son to us 94 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,120 but why is there still no good news about pregnancy from them? 95 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:40,120 Maybe Qiu Gu is infertile 96 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,160 No way 97 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:44,880 If Qiu Gu is infertile, then is Princess Liu Nan also infertile? 98 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,000 I think the problem lies in Dongfang Shuo 99 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:51,200 How could that be? 100 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:54,320 I guess it's because he's too smart 101 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,840 and all the energy has gone to his brain 102 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:59,080 So he can't get his women pregnant 103 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:02,480 Excuse me? Who did you just say? 104 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,640 Welcome, Dongfang! Why didn't they report your arrival? 105 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,880 Who were you talking about? Who can't get his women pregnant? 106 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:16,040 One of Jing Kui's disciples 107 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:18,760 - We dare not gossip about you. - Exactly 108 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:20,600 - Take your seat. - Thank you 109 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:23,000 You two are in such an elegant mood 110 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:25,320 I didn't expect you to play chess at home 111 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,920 Jing Kui has been restless for a while 112 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:32,880 He just talked about his intention to resign 113 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:35,440 But if he does it again 114 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:38,320 His Majesty will really sentence him to death 115 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:43,080 A tiger will never be a cat even in a cage 116 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:44,480 Just like me 117 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:46,920 I've been through countless trials and tribulations 118 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:50,680 But in the end, I'm still me, Dongfang Shuo 119 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:52,960 You're right 120 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:55,280 As the saying goes, a leopard cannot change its spots 121 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,920 Just see how the officials who bought the titles 122 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,560 do to the cities and towns 123 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:02,360 One official who bought his title in Shanxi 124 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:04,600 sexually assaulted a woman on his first day in office 125 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,400 He dragged a girl to the wedding room 126 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:07,960 without her consent 127 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,600 And one similar magistrate in Nanyang used his power for a personal grudge 128 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:12,000 He put his enemy's family 129 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,200 of seven to eight people all in jail 130 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:15,880 and occupied his estate and women 131 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:20,000 As for increased taxes, compulsory taxation for wealth 132 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:22,200 they happen everywhere ceaselessly 133 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:26,000 They paid for their positions 134 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:28,400 of course they wanna make their money back as soon as possible 135 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,080 and rake in huge benefits 136 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:36,600 My disciples all over the state send me letters every day 137 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,920 asking me to subdue them, but I… 138 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,120 I can stay at the imperial court 139 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:44,080 and be this useless officer 140 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:48,480 Sir, Madam, I came here uninvited today 141 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:52,880 just to invite you to do something 142 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:13,480 There must be a lot of treasured rewards 143 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:17,720 from the imperial palace in your mother's room, right? 144 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:20,240 We're not sure what has been lost yet 145 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:23,120 My family is counting now 146 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:25,240 Mr. Wang 147 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:27,400 You'd better write down all the rewards 148 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:30,720 given by the Empress Dowager and the Emperor on the list of the lost 149 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,320 Why? 150 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:38,400 Only in this way can you make them take this case more seriously 151 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:39,760 So what if they take it more seriously? 152 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:41,400 Only an experienced and sophisticated thief 153 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:44,480 would have the guts to rob the Defender-in-chief's mansion 154 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,840 It's hard to get it back 155 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,080 So! 156 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,640 You must let His Majesty issue the imperial decree 157 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:54,920 and order Chang'an Magistrate to solve the case within a time limit 158 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,240 Chang'an Magistrate? 159 00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:00,960 Just Dongfang Shuo's brother-in-law! 160 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:03,280 Yes! 161 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,120 Who was so bold 162 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:09,520 - to steal things rewarded by the Empress Dowager and me? - Yeah 163 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:10,720 Your Majesty 164 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:13,520 please urge Chang'an officials to solve the case within a time limit 165 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,760 Otherwise, it'll be hard to trace as time goes by 166 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:22,520 Pass on my order. Chang'an officials must solve the case within three days 167 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:24,760 Or they will be held accountable 168 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,000 Three days 169 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:30,360 Solve the case in three days! 170 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:32,160 How am I supposed to start 171 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:35,200 solving this clueless case? 172 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:40,640 Dongfang Shuo, you have to help Qiu Hu this time 173 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:43,000 No matter what, he's your brother 174 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:45,840 I can't help it. I can't 175 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,720 He can only solve this case by himself 176 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:51,120 to save his life 177 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:54,760 Solve it with my brother's stupid brain? Just help him 178 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:56,080 How? 179 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:57,680 I'm no more than a sentry now 180 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,240 with no bushel or rank 181 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:05,040 Dongfang Shuo, will help you or not? Will you? 182 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,640 Dear, it's not that I don't want to help 183 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,000 If I really help him 184 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:11,480 that Wang Huai'e will definitely sue me 185 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:12,360 before His Majesty 186 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,120 claiming that I, Dongfang Shuo, still have ambitions for office 187 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:17,600 and even secretly manipulate a county magistrate 188 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,000 If His Majesty hears about it 189 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,360 he will chop off my head! 190 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:23,680 So you can see His Majesty 191 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:27,080 - beheading me without doing anything, right? - What else can I do? 192 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:32,200 I quit! I don't wanna be this official anymore! 193 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:36,640 - Qiuhu! - Stop! Do you think it's like an inn 194 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,800 where you can come and leave as you please? 195 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:42,520 Brother, let me tell you one more thing 196 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:46,040 Officials are never free; free men can never be officials 197 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,960 Now that you are in office now 198 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:52,040 you can't work or quit as you wish 199 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:53,800 Like what you just did 200 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:56,360 This is an official hat. You threw it like this 201 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:57,480 If His Majesty knows it 202 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:00,280 he must chop your head off because of it 203 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:05,320 Oh… Oh, my God. What can I do? 204 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:08,560 What can I do now? 205 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,560 Dongfang Shuo, Qiu Hu worked hard to bring you guys up 206 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:14,840 You can't just stand by and see him die! 207 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:17,720 Sis, it's not the case 208 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:19,360 It's not that don't wanna help 209 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:22,040 There's really nothing I can do! 210 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:28,280 Good grief! It's such a terrible disaster! 211 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:31,760 Shut the fuck up! 212 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,480 He doesn't investigate it for you. Can't you do it yourself? 213 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:36,640 You loser! 214 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:39,480 I just don't know how to investigate it! 215 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:42,960 If I could do it, I wouldn't be afraid of being an official! 216 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:46,520 Then ask your yamen runners to investigate it! 217 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:49,720 I've sent them all out 218 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:51,360 Then what are you doing at home? 219 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:52,760 You should stay in the yamen! 220 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:54,040 What if they can't find you 221 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,240 when they get some clues? 222 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:00,920 Dude, if they find me 223 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:02,360 what should I do? 224 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:06,320 When you have a clue, you should start to analyze it 225 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:12,080 Analyze… Dude, I dunno how to analyze! 226 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:13,880 It's okay, brother 227 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,640 So long as there is a clue 228 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:18,640 I can help you analyze it behind the scenes 229 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,200 That's it 230 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:23,600 Dude, just go to the yamen now! Hurry! 231 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:30,040 Well, brother, after I go back there 232 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:30,920 once there are clues 233 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:34,320 I will take them all to you 234 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:39,040 And, dude, you must help me analyze them carefully 235 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:43,680 Brother, just rest assured. Go 236 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:46,120 Hold on 237 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,480 Your official hat 238 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:53,960 Why am I so unlucky? 239 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:57,840 Other people wear their official hats safely all their lives 240 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,320 and rake in abundant wealth 241 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:03,920 But when I wore it, I just got into such a big mess 242 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:07,000 Why are you still whining here at this point? 243 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,040 Go! 244 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:09,640 Hurry up 245 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:12,200 Do you understand what he told you just now? 246 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:30,800 My lord 247 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,440 My lord? 248 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:34,840 My lord! 249 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,720 You… You found something? 250 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,440 No, my lord 251 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,240 Then why did you come back with nothing? 252 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:45,920 I've been searching for two days 253 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,640 But I failed to find any clues 254 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:52,640 There's one last day left. One last day! 255 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:59,240 God, help me. Help me! 256 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:00,760 My lord 257 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:03,840 Did you find anything? 258 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:04,600 No 259 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:07,640 You found nothing 260 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:08,360 Nothing… 261 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:13,600 Then what the fuck are you doing back here? Get lost! 262 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:19,280 If you still find nothing, I'll kill you guys first! Do you hear me? 263 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:29,600 Qiu Hu! 264 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:40,400 We didn't find anything! This is true! 265 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:44,320 Even if you kill me today, it still can't change this fact 266 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:51,600 Calm down, Mr. Qiu 267 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:54,560 The three-day deadline is tomorrow morning 268 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,840 Take your time to look for them 269 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,560 Listen, everybody! 270 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,640 All the employees in this house are out on errands 271 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:06,560 Mr. Qiu is left here alone 272 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:10,240 You must protect him 273 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:13,280 - in case of any accidents. - Yes, sir! 274 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:23,760 No 275 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:27,160 I can't let them get me killed just like this! 276 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:29,800 I gotta run 277 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,600 But where can I escape to? 278 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:43,520 Right! I can flee to my hometown in Shandong! 279 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:46,960 Even if they come after me 280 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:50,200 I can run to the woods 281 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:56,560 and they won't find any trace of me 282 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:33,760 Mr. Qiu, where are you going? 283 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:38,560 - Arrest him! - Yes, sir! - Yes, sir! 284 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:42,640 Let me go! 285 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,600 Zhang Tang, let me go! 286 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,880 You son of a bitch! Let me go! 287 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:58,040 Stop howling like you're at a funeral! Stop it! Do you hear me? 288 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:02,680 No! I can howl for the last time, anyway! 289 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:06,800 You will behead me soon! I just want to howl! 290 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,080 Ming Fei 291 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:16,280 You've been confined to your home to reflect on yourself for a month 292 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,960 What have you gained from your reflection? 293 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:20,080 Your Majesty 294 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,920 my biggest gain this month 295 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,320 is to gain three pounds because of idleness 296 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:31,640 Did you only sleep and eat at home 297 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,320 without reflecting on yourself at all? 298 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,800 I reflected on myself three times a day 299 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:38,520 Then what did you learn from it? 300 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:39,880 I've been thinking about 301 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:41,760 how I can make 302 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:46,200 good advice not sound harsh and make effective medicine not taste bitter 303 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,400 That's a good point 304 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,680 Who is crying there? 305 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,440 Who is so audacious 306 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,120 to make a racket in the imperial palace? 307 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,880 It's like a man wailing 308 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,240 Qiu Hu! If you don't stop crying 309 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,480 I will have your tongue cut off! 310 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,560 Mr. Zhang, what's going on? 311 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,800 His Majesty is here? His Majesty is here! 312 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:26,040 - Greetings, Your Majesty. - Rise 313 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:30,640 Zhang Tang, isn't it Dongfang Shuo's brother-in-law? 314 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:32,600 Your Majesty 315 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,680 Qiu Hu attempted to escape to avoid punishment. And I got him back 316 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,120 Please punish him, Your Majesty 317 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:49,320 How dare you? 318 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:02,640 Qiu Hu! 319 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:04,760 He can't even read! 320 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,680 I can't believe that even he became Chang'an Magistrate! 321 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,960 It's such a big joke! 322 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,280 Nowadays, anyone with money 323 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,680 can buy an official position 324 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,400 But they've promised me that 325 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,400 money is not the only criterion. They have to be screened and scrutinized 326 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:23,240 As far as I know, these officials have all been scrutinized in advance 327 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:24,400 Have they? 328 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,720 Then how did a fool like Qiu Hu 329 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:27,960 also get in? 330 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,000 Your Majesty 331 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,240 they are not scrutinizing the people, but the money! 332 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:38,880 The more money they offer, the more talented they will be said to be 333 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,200 Zhang Tang, is it true? 334 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,080 Your Majesty, I've heard that 335 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:51,240 there are many more officials worse than Qiu Hu 336 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,720 Ridiculous! 337 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:01,160 Your Majesty, what should we do with Qiu Hu? 338 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,400 What do you mean? 339 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,880 You asked him to solve the case within three days. The deadline has passed 340 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,240 For a fool like him 341 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:11,960 he can't solve the case even in three years, not to mention three days 342 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,080 Your Majesty, Qiu Hu failed to solve the case, and he should be punished 343 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:15,880 That goes without saying! 344 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:17,160 Shall we execute or imprison him? 345 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:22,120 What's the point of putting him in jail? What's the point of killing him? 346 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:25,760 Send him back for Qiu Gu to hit him! 347 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:32,680 Your Majesty 348 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,560 among more than 150 memorials I have read these days 349 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,200 except for a few pieces 350 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,560 most of them are accusing the officials who bought their titles 351 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:46,240 Your Majesty! Mr. Ming, aren't you exaggerating? 352 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,240 You can't deny all the others 353 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:52,360 - just because of Qiu Hu. - Exactly… 354 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,800 Mr. Ming, I think it's the so-called 355 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:59,760 being unable to see the bigger picture with eyes blocked by a single leave 356 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,600 Your Majesty, I also have more than a dozen memorials 357 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,640 about officials who bought their titles 358 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,440 and forced the starving civilians to revolt by their atrocities 359 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:08,200 Among them 360 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,000 three county magistrates and one provincial official have been killed 361 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:14,080 Twelve other county officials were driven away by the people 362 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,800 This kind of mass rebellion is already a great offense 363 00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:20,280 - To avoid future evil, do not spare them. - You are so wise, Your Majesty 364 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:24,200 Your Majesty, as far as I know 365 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,800 some feudal lords have opened a large number of warehouses to relieve food 366 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,520 Starving civilians are turning to them 367 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,320 If we still don't pacify them at this time 368 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,400 I'm afraid in less than a few months, the forces of these feudal lords 369 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:36,680 will surpass that of the former Prince of Jingchu 370 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,200 Please think twice, Your Majesty 371 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,440 My men, if you have any good ideas 372 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,560 put them forward now 373 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,400 Are you deaf or dumb? 374 00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:59,840 When I need you to share my worries 375 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:03,920 none of you can come forward to offer me a plan 376 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:11,880 Dongfang Shuo 377 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:16,680 Dongfang Shuo! 378 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,880 Dongfang Shuo! 379 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,000 I am asking you! 380 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,040 Your Majesty, didn't you say that 381 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:35,080 if I said a single word 382 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:39,160 you would give me a hundred lashes. I can't take it 383 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,600 You have to say something when I ask you to 384 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:45,520 If you continue to play the fool, I'll give you a hundred whips right away! 385 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,960 Your Majesty, what do you want me to say? 386 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,520 I want you to figure out a way 387 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:54,520 Your Majesty, you shouldn't ask me about this matter 388 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:55,840 I just want to ask you! 389 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:57,920 Get up and continue 390 00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,240 Thank you, Your Majesty 391 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:03,520 Then please allow me to report something to you 392 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:05,640 The idea of buying official posts 393 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,240 came from Qiankunzi and Wang Huai'e 394 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:12,360 And it's also been pushed forward by the two of them 395 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,480 They must have figured out how to save the day 396 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:16,800 So, Your Majesty 397 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:20,840 you'd better ask them about this case 398 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:21,600 Your Majesty! 399 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:23,360 Your Majesty 400 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,280 I did come up with this idea 401 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:29,600 I was trying to raise military funds for the imperial court 402 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:31,560 I didn't expect my good intentions to lead to something bad 403 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,600 Now with all due respect, Your Majesty, I hope you can issue a decree 404 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:36,920 to abolish the law on buying official posts 405 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:38,680 and dismiss all the officials who bought their titles 406 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:40,400 And then 407 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:44,400 send excellent officials of both virtue and talent to appease the people 408 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,320 Your Majesty! 409 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:49,360 Your Majesty, I agree with Mr. Qiankun 410 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:50,640 on abolishing the law on buying official posts 411 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:54,120 Can you abolish a law so easily like this? 412 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,600 It's easier said than done! 413 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:59,520 They've donated abundant gold and silver 414 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:03,160 What can we do? Still abolish it so easily? 415 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:06,200 We won't return any, of course. Why are you yelling? 416 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,160 Then… What about my brother-in-law? 417 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,520 My brother-in-law has paid a hundred taels of gold! 418 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:13,800 Do not talk about your brother-in-law! 419 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,720 It infuriates me when I hear his name! 420 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:21,040 Your Majesty, if we don't return so much money 421 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:25,160 we will break faith with the people! 422 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,680 How many people have bought the official posts? 423 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,400 If all these people join forces to cause trouble 424 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:32,640 it might lead to unrest again at any time 425 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:35,560 That's why I want you to come up with a solution 426 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:38,760 Your Majesty 427 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:41,960 I have no idea 428 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:42,800 Your Majesty 429 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,400 Dongfang Shuo is bargaining with you 430 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,640 Your Majesty, please don't trust him anymore! 431 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:52,360 Your Majesty, please order him 432 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,560 to get out and stand in the sun outside the hall 433 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,160 not to move, eat, drink, or answer the call of nature 434 00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:00,040 I can assure you that it won't take a few hours 435 00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:02,040 And he can surely come up with a good idea 436 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:06,080 Qiankunzi, you are such a bad guy! 437 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:09,320 - OK! That's it! - Thank you, Your Majesty 438 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:10,800 Zhang Tang! 439 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:13,760 Yes, Your Majesty 440 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:14,880 Do as Qiankunzi said 441 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,000 Take Dongfang Shuo outside in the sun 442 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,640 Let the executioners keep an eye on him until he comes up with an idea 443 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,360 Yes, Your Majesty 444 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:24,840 Dismiss 445 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,040 Dismiss! 446 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:33,400 - Long live Your Majesty. - Long live Your Majesty 447 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,440 Your Majesty! 448 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,560 Your Majesty, I've got an idea! 449 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,840 What a man 450 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,520 Why do you like doing things the harder way? 451 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:50,960 You just don't behave yourself 452 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,040 until I get mad 453 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:55,680 Please calm down, Your Majesty 454 00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:58,440 If cornered, even a dog will make a desperate attempt 455 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,760 Let alone it's you, Your Majesty, forcing me 456 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:01,560 And surprisingly 457 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:02,800 you've really pushed me 458 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,800 to come up with an idea 459 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,920 I'm not buying it. Just get to the point 460 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,120 Your Majesty, I think 461 00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:12,080 if you order a refund at this time 462 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,040 the imperial court will surely suffer losses 463 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,240 Because there is a considerable part of the money 464 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,120 hasn't gone into the national treasury yet 465 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,080 We can't give away the money from the national treasury 466 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,160 Or the Emperor is foolish 467 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:28,680 How dare you call His Majesty foolish? 468 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:30,840 Your Majesty, he called you foolish 469 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,760 I didn't! You said it! 470 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:34,840 You just finished speaking 471 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,760 - Did you hear that, Your Majesty? - I didn't mean that 472 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:37,840 Shut up, you two 473 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:39,400 If you mess around here again 474 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,320 I will give you a hundred whips each! 475 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:45,480 You, go on 476 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:46,360 Your Majesty 477 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,480 I do have an idea 478 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:54,080 Is it possible to keep their official positions 479 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,760 but not give them any real power? 480 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:57,760 However 481 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,320 if we don't let them take office in the yamen 482 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,320 how can it be counted as an effective return on the money they spent? 483 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:04,560 Here's the case, Your Majesty 484 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,800 Let those who bought their titles 485 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,720 do what they used to do 486 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,000 But also let them enjoy the social treatment 487 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:14,040 according to their official ranks 488 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:16,880 Then how 489 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,080 does this treatment work? 490 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,280 For example 491 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,720 someone has donated 800 bushels 492 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,680 Although he does not have the real power of these 800 bushels 493 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:29,120 he can enjoy the corresponding treatment 494 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,480 Like, ride in a sedan chair lifted by four men 495 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,000 Or note 496 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:34,720 his official rank in small print 497 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,800 next to the name 498 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,040 on his card of greetings 499 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,440 Even if these people pass away 500 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:41,840 they can also be allowed 501 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,360 to carve the official positions they once bought 502 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:45,600 on their tombstones 503 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:48,920 Not bad 504 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,760 They can at least get some fame instead of practical benefits 505 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:56,240 In this world 506 00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,760 no one will say no to fame 507 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:01,920 You are so wise, Your Majesty 508 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:05,240 Also, a low-ranking man has to get down from his horse or sedan chair 509 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,200 to greet when he meets a high-ranking man 510 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,200 Even if one is the owner of a silk shop 511 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,120 But he's only donated two hundred bushels 512 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,480 And the other one is a pancake seller 513 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:17,320 who's, however, donated 500 bushels. So the owner 514 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:18,640 of a silk shop has no choice 515 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,240 but to get down his horse 516 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,440 and greet this pancake seller 517 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,760 Good… 518 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:30,600 I'm impressed, Dongfang Shuo 519 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:34,520 In a nutshell 520 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:38,040 we must make them feel 521 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,720 the difference between having an official title and not having one 522 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:45,400 - and also the difference between higher and lower ranks. - Yes… 523 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,840 In this way, people will be pacified 524 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,600 And we don't need to return the money from the national treasury 525 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,720 Good! Is there anything else? 526 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,040 What do you mean, Your Majesty? 527 00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:00,280 The way to raise money for the imperial court 528 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:02,720 I'm at my wits' end 529 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:05,680 Are you telling the truth? 530 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:09,800 Your Majesty, even if you beat me to death, I still have no other ideas 531 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,600 What the heck 532 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:21,160 I can't believe he solved 533 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:23,080 such a knotty problem 534 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,440 This Dongfang Shuo is not a human, but a monster 535 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,360 I'm not surprised at all 536 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:31,720 Dongfang Shuo has got a lot of ideas 537 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,960 I am fully aware of it 538 00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:36,960 In terms of tricks 539 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:40,360 Mr. Qiankun, you are no match for Dongfang Shuo at all 540 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:44,040 - Don't worry, Mr. Wang. - It's a blood feud 541 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:45,360 If I don't avenge my father's death 542 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,640 I'm even ashamed to be an official at the imperial court 543 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,720 Mr. Wang, we didn't get him this time 544 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:53,280 but we can try ten more times. If we still fail 545 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:54,560 let's just try 100 times! 546 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:57,640 Though Dongfang Shuo is cunning 547 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:01,080 he's in the light, and we're in the dark 548 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,160 Even if we fail 99 times 549 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,800 so long as we succeed once 550 00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:07,280 we can just finish him 551 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,040 The point is that when we try to kill the snake 552 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:13,720 we must be careful not to be bitten by it 553 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:20,240 My lord 554 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:21,600 the Princess is here 555 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:29,080 Princess, did Qiu Gu agree? 556 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:30,400 If you have something to say, just say it 557 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,840 I still have a pile of clothes to wash 558 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,280 What's the rush? 559 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,400 Princess, please sit down 560 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:41,400 I'd like to ask you for a favor 561 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:45,120 Please take Jian'er and go to Henan for me 562 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:46,160 Why Henan? 563 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:49,600 I want you to help me find someone in Shang County there 564 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:50,360 Who is it? 565 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,280 A young man called Sang Hongyang 566 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,040 Sang Hongyang? 567 00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:56,240 What does he do? 568 00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,200 He's a young man with a good business mind 569 00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,760 and a talent for math 570 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:01,280 I see 571 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,000 My lord, are you planning your resignation to run a business 572 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,160 and hire him as a bookkeeper? 573 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,080 No, it's not for me 574 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:09,600 I want to invite this young man 575 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:12,120 to be His Majesty's bookkeeper 576 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,600 the treasurer-general at the imperial court 577 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:15,920 Since it's recruiting a talent for His Majesty 578 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,200 why do you want me to do it instead of all the other ministers? 579 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:23,680 Princess, His Majesty doesn't know about it 580 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,800 Are you trying to surprise His Majesty? 581 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:26,920 You bet 582 00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:32,600 Here are 110 taels of gold 583 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,680 You take ten taels out of them for the round trip 584 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,800 And you must give the remaining 100 taels of gold 585 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,320 to that young man, Sang Hongyang 586 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:42,920 for him to settle down 587 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:44,000 Ladies 588 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,880 no matter what, you must help me invite this young man 589 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:47,960 to Chang'an 590 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,320 Where did you get so much gold? 591 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:53,640 Don't ask so many questions 592 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,520 You stole it from Sister Qiu's room, didn't you? 593 00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:57,960 How could you do that 594 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,720 You just got sacked with your salary plummeting 595 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,680 We don't know what will happen in the future 596 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:06,360 The whole family just lives on this gold 597 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:09,080 Exactly… His Majesty has removed you from your post 598 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,320 while you're still paying a lot to help him 599 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:12,800 All right… 600 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,800 Could you please say less 601 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:16,760 and set off 602 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,480 before Qiu Gu knows it 603 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,040 Sister will find that the gold is gone sooner or later 604 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:22,800 What will you do then? 605 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,360 Beat me, scold me 606 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,160 twist my ears. What else will she do? 607 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,000 A hundred taels of gold! 608 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,680 You took it so arbitrarily! How dare you? 609 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,640 What can we eat now? Huh? 610 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:40,440 I've checked it 611 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,920 Our food at home can last ten days 612 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:45,080 And after that 613 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,480 the whole family will have nothing to eat and nothing to live on! 614 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:52,080 I didn't steal it! I borrowed it! 615 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,320 Within one month, I'll pay you back with interest 616 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,640 A hundred taels of gold 617 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:01,600 You think you can take and return as you please? 618 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,160 Who do you think you are? 619 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:07,720 You are no more than a bullshit Halberdier! 620 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,200 Your poor salary 621 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,920 is even not enough to support yourself! 622 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:15,800 Dear! 623 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,360 I'll find a way! 624 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,040 I'm Dongfang Shuo 625 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,160 You are Dongfang Shuo 626 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:24,520 But you are just a dog in front of the Emperor! 627 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,960 You are right, Qiu Gu 628 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:35,920 I'm a dog 629 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:37,960 And 630 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,480 I'm willing to be his dog 631 00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:44,000 Qiu Gu 632 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,680 If you are really annoyed 633 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,480 just use this 634 00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:54,720 to give me a good beating 635 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,320 Anyway, only you 636 00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:02,080 and His Majesty can hit this dog, I mean me, at will 637 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,880 Dongfang Shuo! 638 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,960 Yes, hit me hard 639 00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:34,080 - Do you know why I called you here? - No, Your Majesty 640 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:39,040 No? Then what on earth do you know? Say it! 641 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:43,200 I only know that I should help you arrest those sinful outlaws 642 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,560 put them in jail or hang them up 643 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,280 But I don't need you to arrest people or put them in jail! 644 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,600 Now I need you, my officials 645 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,960 to find a way to get money for me! 646 00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,120 Why can't you 647 00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:00,240 be a bit more intelligent? 648 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:02,920 Even if you are half as clever as Dongfang Shuo 649 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,120 I wouldn't be so anxious and helpless! 650 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,240 Your Majesty, Mr. Qiankun is here 651 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:15,720 Greetings, Your Majesty 652 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,240 - Rise. - Thank you, Your Majesty 653 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:25,720 I'll take my leave, Your Majesty 654 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,040 - Qiankunzi. - Yes, Your Majesty 655 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,480 This time, this law on buying official posts was abandoned halfway 656 00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,640 The imperial court is still short of income 657 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,800 I called you here to ask you 658 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,200 if you have any ideas 659 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,680 to find another way for me to make money 660 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:49,760 Cheers! 661 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:56,320 Nice wine! 662 00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:59,400 You said the rich salt merchants 663 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,720 own incomparable wealth 664 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:07,480 And you. You just said people who run iron business 665 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:10,280 can make a fortune, but how? 666 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,920 Mr. Zhang, this is the case 667 00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,840 Let's have a good talk about it. Come on, get some more wine 668 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:28,520 Dongfang Shuo 669 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:32,040 You boasted to me more than once 670 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,920 and said it would be a piece of cake 671 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,800 for you to raise the money for the war 672 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,480 How can you make something out of nothing? 673 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:43,800 When did I ever say that? 674 00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:44,640 Where did I say it? 675 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,120 Oh, your poor memory… 676 00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:49,120 You Majesty, I have no ideas at all 677 00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:52,480 You Majesty, Dongfang Shuo is holding a grudge 678 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:55,880 because you demoted him to Halberdier 679 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,960 If you reinstate him 680 00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:01,320 I'm sure that he will come up with a good idea in no time 681 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,680 - Well, Dongfang Shuo. - Yes, You Majesty 682 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,840 So long as you come up with an idea 683 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,440 to get me money and food to destroy the Xiongnu 684 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:10,680 I will reinstate you right away 685 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:12,880 Come on, thank His Majesty 686 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:16,080 Your Majesty, that's so kind of you 687 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:17,040 But I… 688 00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,200 I'm confident in helping you 689 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,920 with your worries and problems in other fields 690 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,640 But when it comes to murdering or harming people 691 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,960 I'm nowhere near as good as Mr. Qiankun 692 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:30,840 He's got numerous ideas 693 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,640 in this area 694 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,600 Dongfang Shuo, you are too ungrateful 695 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:38,840 I beg His Majesty to reinstate you 696 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,720 I can't believe you said that about me 697 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:43,440 But I won't care about your slander 698 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:44,920 Your Majesty 699 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,040 I have an idea 700 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,600 to make Dongfang Shuo speak 701 00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,720 - Go ahead. - Understood 702 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:53,960 Your Majesty 703 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,960 you can reward Dongfang Shuo with half a bucket of cold water 704 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,960 Let him drink it and stand still 705 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,840 If he dares to pee a drop 706 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,400 just castrate him 707 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:05,520 I'm sure 708 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,440 he'll soon come up with a good idea 709 00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,240 Good… 710 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:21,560 Qiankunzi, that's such a cruel idea of yours 711 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,040 But generally speaking 712 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,880 only best friends know 713 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:31,920 how to deal with each other in the most effective way 714 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:34,720 Good! Do it! 715 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:35,520 Thank you, Your Majesty 716 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:38,840 Your Majesty… You are killing me 717 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:43,600 Do you feel wronged? It makes sense 718 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,640 Since you and Qiankunzi are fellow villagers and also good friends 719 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:51,680 you should share weal and woe together 720 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:53,680 How about this? 721 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:57,160 I will also let Qiankunzi drink half a bucket of cold water 722 00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:58,360 and stand with you 723 00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:00,640 Before you come up with a good idea 724 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,480 anyone who dares to pee a drop 725 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,680 will be castrated to be a eunuch 726 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:11,160 Your Majesty! Only Dongfang Shuo has good ideas up his sleeve 727 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,600 Why did you ask me to drink cold water, too? 728 00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:14,440 It's self-evident 729 00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:18,320 You guarantee that he can come up with a good idea 730 00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:19,560 If he fails 731 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:22,600 Of course, as the guarantor, you shall be punished together with him 732 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,800 - Your Majesty… - That's it 733 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:25,920 Zhang Tang 734 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:28,680 Yes, Your Majesty 735 00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:32,240 You are the executive51205

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