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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:14,120 Ladies, Mr. Qiu is here! 2 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:16,520 Sir, you're here 3 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:22,880 Come up here 4 00:00:24,080 --> 00:00:26,400 Sir, come over here 5 00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:33,720 Mr. Zhao, he's here 6 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:36,160 You're here, Mr. Qiu 7 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:38,000 My fellow townsman 8 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:40,680 And this mister is? 9 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:43,160 Mr. Qiu, this is Chunlan 10 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:45,960 Mr. Zhao booked her especially for you 11 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:48,760 - Serve Mr. Qiu well, Chunlan. - Of course 12 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:49,080 Be sure to give him a good time 13 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:50,840 - Mr. Qiu, come sit! - No 14 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:51,640 I'm not up for that today 15 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:53,400 I'll just have a seat 16 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:56,760 Can't let my wife know about this 17 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:00,360 Look at you, my! 18 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,800 Relax, Mr. Qiu. I'll guarantee no one will know 19 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:04,360 Everyone here 20 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,240 has their lips sealed tight! 21 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,800 - Exactly! - Yeah 22 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:09,720 Let's go, Mr. Qiu 23 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:11,720 Then… then I'll… 24 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,800 - Here, Mr. Zhao. - Come sit here. - I'd say 25 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:18,120 - Sit well, now. - Sure 26 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:23,120 Look at Mr. Qiu's cute face, what a blessed look! 27 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:25,160 Me, cute? 28 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:30,480 Mr. Zhao, can we serve the food and drinks now? 29 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:32,640 No rush, wait a moment 30 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:34,920 Why don't you both go out for a while? 31 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:38,880 Mr. Qiu and I shall have a quick word 32 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:41,000 Let's go 33 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:49,600 Mr. Qiu 34 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:51,520 Mr. Qiu 35 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,560 Mr. Qiu! 36 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:04,160 Mr. Sun 37 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,520 It's not that I don't respect you 38 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,840 As you know 39 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:11,440 our very own Lord Ming 40 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:16,000 is famous in court for his brashness and explosive temper 41 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:19,560 He's the last person you can negotiate with 42 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:21,600 Yeah 43 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,080 All the civic and military courtiers 44 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:26,200 know very well Lord Ming Fei's as clean as a chalk 45 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:28,120 and full of righteous pride 46 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:31,240 That's why, concerning this matter 47 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:33,840 don't expect His Lordship to do it 48 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:36,040 If he so much as hears it 49 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:38,360 he'd be blowing his top 50 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:42,840 Actually, there are more than a few ways 51 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:44,480 to perform a task 52 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,160 Sir Butler 53 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:49,320 when the waterways are blocked, we can take the roads 54 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:53,240 If the straight road won't do, then we'll make a detour 55 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:56,400 Detour? 56 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,880 Yes. For example 57 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,800 if we can't talk your master into it 58 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,000 then we might as well not tell him 59 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:07,920 I'd say! It's good that you came 60 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:11,520 why bring stuff and all? We're fellow townsfolk 61 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:37,280 But… I don't think 62 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,600 we can do this without telling Dongfang Shuo 63 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:42,640 about it 64 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:48,760 You see, who in Chang'an City will believe me? 65 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:51,480 Don't panic. Hear me out, why don't you? 66 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:52,760 Go on, go on 67 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:55,160 You're Dongfang Shuo's brother-in-law 68 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,560 Who doesn't know that, right? 69 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:00,880 But of course. Even His Majesty knows 70 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,640 That's it 71 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:05,600 As long as you speak on behalf of Dongfang Shuo 72 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:09,360 while asking for help, won't people believe you? 73 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:14,480 But if this goes out 74 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:15,720 and Dongfang Shuo got wind of it 75 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,600 By that time, what's done is done 76 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,640 At most, he'd admonish you with a few lines 77 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:29,840 Yeah. By then, I'd have taken these ingots 78 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:32,200 and used them all up! 79 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:35,120 Even if Dongfang Shuo found out 80 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:38,080 there won't be any gold to return you 81 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:41,200 Sharp one, Mr. Qiu, you catch on quick 82 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:46,240 We're from the same hometown, I got you 83 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:53,640 Ming Fei's butler didn't agree to it initially 84 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:56,520 Then I added a hundred taels of gold for him 85 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,960 and that sold him 86 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,160 You told him how to do it? 87 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:05,120 I did. He's to act on behalf of Ming Fei 88 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:07,040 and go to Lord Wang directly 89 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,560 Greetings, my lord 90 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:11,840 Are things at your end settled too? 91 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:13,880 My lord, I went by your instructions 92 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:16,240 and settled things with Qiu Hu too 93 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:23,400 OK. Now both of you need only wait for your turn 94 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:25,480 to step into office 95 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:31,800 This Zhao You 96 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:34,440 He's not just a fellow Shandong villager 97 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:37,320 There's a time when our family was poor 98 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:40,680 Dongfang Shuo was a lazybum who couldn't work 99 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,480 and only knew how to eat 100 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:44,560 Back then, Zhao You 101 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:47,000 often helped to cover our expenses 102 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:50,120 Now that he came with a request 103 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:52,320 there's no way we can turn him down, no? 104 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,720 The appointment of officials 105 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:57,120 has always been handled by Gongsun Hong and Wang Huai'e 106 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,720 as proxies to the Prime Minister 107 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:00,640 Gongsun Hong spends all his days 108 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,160 teaching at the Grand Academy 109 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:05,880 So in fact, it's really just up to Wang Huai'e alone 110 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:07,560 See, that's the thing 111 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:09,600 It's all Dongfang Shuo's fault 112 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,320 So much for receiving a prized sword from His Majesty 113 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:14,960 Not content with baring his fangs all day 114 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,880 he even killed Lord Wang's father 115 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:19,600 Now look at him 116 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,480 he's got to ask favors from who else? 117 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:24,240 My goodness. He made himself unwelcome 118 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:26,560 so how could he speak up? 119 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:30,800 This Zhao You you speak of 120 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,680 If Dongfang Shuo nominates him 121 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:34,600 Wang Huai'e will surely cuss him out 122 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:36,960 Well, that's why 123 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:40,080 Dongfang Shuo has thought of you, Brother Gan 124 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:44,840 This fellow townsman of yours, is he literate? 125 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:45,880 Yes 126 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:48,160 If he's illiterate, where'd he get the guts 127 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:50,520 and become a nominee? 128 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:51,360 How about 129 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:53,640 I let him stay with me 130 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,560 as an attendant in charge of manuscripts? 131 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,640 Great, just great! 132 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,200 I'll get someone to write a recommendation letter right away 133 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:03,240 to be sent to the Palace 134 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:04,440 Don't worry 135 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:08,120 Although Wang Huai'e finds me a nuisance as well 136 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:12,160 - he still won't ignore me. - Right 137 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:13,640 Right 138 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:17,080 Thanks! 139 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:20,240 Your Majesty, within just a few days 140 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,360 I already found evidence 141 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:24,720 of several courtiers selling venal offices 142 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:28,640 Qiankunzi 143 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:31,120 I don't need these facts now 144 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:34,520 What's urgent for me now is insufficient funds in the treasury 145 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:39,440 Yes. But I need these facts to stuff their mouths shut 146 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:41,120 Just think, Your Majesty 147 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,720 If these senior courtiers are themselves dishonest 148 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:46,760 they wouldn't dare meddle in other's business 149 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:52,040 This idea of yours 150 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,960 may suffice to stuff the mouths of wayward senior courtiers 151 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:58,240 But not for men like Dongfang Shuo and Ming Fei 152 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:00,440 Oddly enough, Your Majesty 153 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:05,480 among the senior courtiers I caught engaging in bribery 154 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:09,360 these two sanctimonious, upright men are included 155 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:12,600 - The two of them? - Yes 156 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:15,560 Dongfang Shuo, Ming Fei? 157 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,800 My words don't bear weight 158 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:20,640 Your Majesty may order Zhang Tang to investigate 159 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:30,200 Your Majesty, I'm wrongly accused! 160 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:32,760 This was all done by Ji Xing behind my back 161 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,360 I didn't know a thing about it 162 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:37,480 - Zhang Tang. - Yes, Your Majesty 163 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:39,680 Have you interrogated Ji Xing? 164 00:08:39,680 --> 00:08:41,120 Your Majesty, I have not 165 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:45,160 Then get Ji Xing to the Minister of Justice for interrogation right away 166 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:47,000 I'd like to see 167 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,760 if it's a case of Ji Xing doing things behind Ming Fei's back 168 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:53,720 or if Ming Fei was behind it and is denying involvement 169 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:55,480 I accept and obey 170 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:56,800 Dismissed 171 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:58,480 Thank you, Your Majesty 172 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:02,400 - Your Majesty, I have another report. - Speak 173 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:05,680 This time, I am reporting Superior Grand Master Dongfang Shuo 174 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:07,040 Dongfang Shuo? 175 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:10,120 What about him now? 176 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:13,000 I'm also reporting Dongfang Shuo for accepting bribes 177 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,080 and sneaking in a crony by way of venal office 178 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:17,720 Who did Dongfang Shuo nominate? 179 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:20,400 Your Majesty, Dongfang Shuo is sly by nature 180 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:21,920 He did not step out in person 181 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:23,760 but sent Gan Fu to do it 182 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:26,600 Gan Fu 183 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:28,640 Yes, Your Majesty 184 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:29,880 Did that happen? 185 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:33,000 It's like this 186 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:36,440 His brother-in-law, Qiu Hu, requested me 187 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:38,000 Dongfang Shuo did not know of the matter 188 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,440 Your Majesty 189 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:42,520 The man Gan Fu nominated is called Zhao You 190 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:45,960 He's now working as an attendant 191 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:49,040 Dongfang Shuo 192 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:50,720 Yes, Your Majesty 193 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,400 What do you have to say about this? 194 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:56,320 I… 195 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,080 I still bear some guilt 196 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,520 Be specific. What should be done to you? 197 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:09,960 Be stripped of my post, and expelled from court 198 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:15,480 I'll proffer my trade on the streets… or do hard labor 199 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:18,480 Planning to escape? Not so fast! 200 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,520 I've decided 201 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:23,800 to demote you to Halberdier 202 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:28,080 You'll stand guard in court for me every day, halberd in hand 203 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:30,880 And you can't talk. Just stay still 204 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,680 If you dare make a sound, you'll get a hundred slashes of the whip 205 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:40,160 - That's… as good as stifling me to death. - Shut up 206 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:42,640 From now on, if you dare make a sound 207 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:44,440 my whip will immediately be brought forward 208 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:51,760 Come back. Where are you going? 209 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,040 Go 210 00:10:58,560 --> 00:10:59,560 Your Majesty 211 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,440 - I wish to make a statement. - Speak 212 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,720 I think, it's better to guide than to suppress 213 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,520 better to boost income than restrict spending 214 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:13,000 If Your Majesty wishes to eliminate 215 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,640 venal offices once and for all, the best way 216 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:19,800 is to let the court take charge of the sales 217 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,960 Openly name the price for the post, and get the court to sell publicly 218 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:32,720 Your Majesty 219 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,000 So you've come to this! 220 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,520 Look at him, Your Majesty 221 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,960 - Qiankunzi. - Yes, Your Majesty 222 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,840 Continue 223 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:49,000 Your Majesty 224 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:55,160 Your Majesty. Right now, the country is plagued, the treasury is empty 225 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:58,240 In my opinion, since venal offices cannot be eliminated 226 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:00,680 the imperial court should put them up openly 227 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:03,480 Announce the trading prices for the various post ranks 228 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:06,200 Abundant funds will flow into the treasury 229 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:09,840 while there'll be no more officials selling posts for personal gain 230 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,200 Seems reasonable 231 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,720 Well, that way 232 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:22,000 I will have the funds to attack the Xiongnu while ensuring 233 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,200 - disaster relief. - Yes 234 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:29,400 But this so-called sale of offices 235 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:32,400 No, Your Majesty. I think this shall not be called a sale 236 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:35,920 It can be called voluntary donations 237 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:39,240 - How about that, voluntary donations? - OK 238 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:45,240 - So the court is neither forcing nor selling. - Yes 239 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:48,200 - Whether one wishes to donate is fully voluntary. - Yes 240 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,000 Your Majesty 241 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:56,080 Your Majesty, I do have some worries if that were the case 242 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,120 What are you worried about? 243 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:01,520 Since a post can be confirmed by way of donations 244 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:04,800 I am worried that no one will study anymore 245 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:09,640 Your Majesty, I think both policies can be run in tandem 246 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:11,880 Those who excel in studies can still rise as officials 247 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,440 OK 248 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,200 Then I'll approve the proposal 249 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:17,880 Thank you, Your Majesty 250 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:21,360 You both are to draft a set of specific regulations 251 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,080 We'll discuss about it in the next morning court 252 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,640 I accept and obey 253 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,000 Court dismissed 254 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,120 I don't know what to make of you! 255 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,080 You happy now? 256 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,520 Halberdier 257 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:54,480 One month's stipend 258 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,600 gets us two meager meals a day or the whole family 259 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:57,920 and that won't even last for half a month! 260 00:13:58,280 --> 00:13:59,760 You want us to starve to death? 261 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:03,840 How would I know someone will snitch? 262 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:06,680 - Don't you use your brain? - My lady 263 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,360 - You! - Don't get mad 264 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:13,920 You can't put the whole blame on our brother 265 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,640 Someone had deliberately set a trap 266 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,520 to lure him into the pit 267 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:19,960 Why did they do that? 268 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:20,800 Because of me 269 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:23,720 For me and my priceless mouth that no money can buy 270 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,320 In any case, flies don't target good eggs 271 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:30,160 If you weren't so blinded by money, you wouldn't fall into the trap! 272 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,720 Calm down, don't fret now 273 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,000 Bro 274 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,760 Where's that 500 taels of gold? 275 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:36,880 In… in my room 276 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,240 Go get them out here 277 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:40,480 Go 278 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,480 You don't want to? Planning to keep it for yourself? 279 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:49,200 Aren't you afraid your sis will rip off your ear? 280 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:50,760 What's there to discuss? Hand it over! 281 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,720 That… that 500 taels of gold… is no more 282 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,080 You spent it? How much of it? 283 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,800 - I used up fifty taels - Fifty? 284 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,000 You spent 50 taels in just a few days? 285 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:02,880 Whatever did you do? 286 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:07,280 That's 50 taels of gold 287 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:09,200 If you bought food with it 288 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,480 it would stuff ten Qiu Hus! 289 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:14,160 Buy necessities and it would fill two whole houses 290 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,480 How wasteful is that? 291 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,960 That doesn't sound like you too! 292 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,720 Out with it, where'd it go? 293 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:29,760 That time, you were with that guy called what, Zhao You? 294 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,280 Where did you meet again? 295 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,320 The Hidden Haven 296 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,560 Enough. Ask no more 297 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,160 Bro! 298 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:41,520 Those 50 taels of gold 299 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:43,000 have all gone into the pockets 300 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,320 of all those ladies at the Hidden Haven 301 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:45,600 No, I didn't do it! 302 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,680 You still denying? You really didn't? 303 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,160 - I really didn't! - Fine! 304 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,600 I don't want your sis to accuse you either 305 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,120 Go with me and pay a visit to the Hidden Haven 306 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,440 We'll head to the Hidden Haven. Let's go 307 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,560 - Go! - Bro! - Let's go! 308 00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:00,280 I beg you, can we not go to the Hidden Haven? 309 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:01,840 - Bro! - Great 310 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:06,000 So you've grown a pair, huh? That's how low you've gone, huh! 311 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,280 - Sis! - You! - I beg you 312 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,880 Please don't ever let Lüyu know about this 313 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,080 I won't do it again! 314 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:13,840 I'm an ass! 315 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,760 Fine. Go get the gold first 316 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:17,920 I'll get it right away 317 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:21,720 Hurry up 318 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,440 What now? There's a fifty-tael gap 319 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,840 What else? He spent what he spent 320 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:37,040 I mean, how are you going to face Zhang Tang? 321 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,880 He'll come to confiscate the money very soon 322 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,080 Zhang Tang? Ignore him! 323 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,040 - Can you? - Why can't I? 324 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:44,720 Those 500 taels of gold 325 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:48,000 are what cost me my post of Superior Grand Master of the Palace! 326 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,400 Five hundred taels of gold, you say? 327 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:54,640 I won't even part with a jot of it! None! 328 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,160 Your Majesty 329 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:06,600 Yesterday, I had sent men to both residences to collect the bribes 330 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:07,960 Ming Fei's butler 331 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,840 had handed in 500 taels of gold in full 332 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:13,680 But Dongfang Shuo had refused to hand it over 333 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,440 Your Majesty, please hand Dongfang Shuo to me for his crimes 334 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,640 Dongfang Shuo. Why didn't you hand it over? 335 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:25,360 Dongfang Shuo, I'm asking you a question 336 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,400 Why didn't he pay up? 337 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:37,000 - Dongfang Shuo said that the gold is gone. - Nonsense! 338 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:41,200 There's no way 500 taels of gold can all be spent in a few days 339 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:45,880 He said he'd been riddled with trials and debts these past years 340 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,080 Once he got the gold 341 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:50,880 - all the debtors pounced on him and grabbed all of it. - All? 342 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,040 Even so, that won't do 343 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,880 As long as it's bribe money, it's got to be pursued 344 00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:58,760 I accept and obey 345 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:09,080 Alright, that's it for Dongfang Shuo's case today 346 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,960 - Qiankunzi, Wang Huai'e. - Yes, Your Majesty 347 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:21,000 How's the regulation draft coming along from you both? 348 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,320 Your Majesty, according to your decree 349 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:26,400 I have drafted detailed regulations to be implemented 350 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,120 for your perusal 351 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,520 - Qiankunzi. - Yes, Your Majesty 352 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,240 You stated here 353 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:45,640 that every donating officer 354 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:49,560 - must be recommended by a Capital official. - Yes 355 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:50,200 And then 356 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:54,280 - report to Wang Huai'e at his office. - Yes 357 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,560 Why is that? 358 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:56,560 Your Majesty 359 00:18:57,320 --> 00:19:00,000 I am worried there will be too many donators 360 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:01,800 and if all of them head to the Defender-in-chief 361 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,440 Lord Wang might be overwhelmed 362 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,200 So I suggested 363 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:08,240 that all the Capital officials made a preliminary screening 364 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:13,440 and root out those who look indecent or weak-willed 365 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:17,520 Afterward, Lord Wang and I will apply due consideration 366 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,720 to prevent those without the capacity from being employed 367 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:24,080 Your Majesty, this two-tiered selection process 368 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:27,680 will greatly aid the upholding of standards. I agree with it 369 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,480 Look, Your Majesty 370 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:34,360 so many senior courtiers are willing to step up 371 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,440 It is a testament to how your wise decisions 372 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,680 sit well with the officials, Your Majesty 373 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:43,280 Your Majesty, I have another suggestion 374 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:49,600 Why not go one step further, and give 375 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,600 the authority to select candidates 376 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,800 to the various senior courtiers? 377 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,640 Let them bear more responsibility 378 00:19:56,840 --> 00:20:00,560 Lord Wang and I will simply heed their recommendation letters 379 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:05,280 collect the funds, then distribute the licenses 380 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:20,960 Alright. I approve the proposal 381 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,480 A wise decision, Your Majesty 382 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:29,560 Long live our emperor! 383 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:50,560 Lord Dongfang, hurry! His Majesty's calling you. To the Xuan Hall! 384 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,560 Don't tease me, please 385 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:57,080 I can speak now? 386 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,240 I'm just a Halberdier 387 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,640 And court's already dismissed 388 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:01,560 What is he calling me for? 389 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:03,360 Enough, just hurry! 390 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,560 Get up 391 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:26,120 Dongfang Shuo, this isn't Weiyang Palace 392 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,240 You're allowed to speak 393 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,000 So speak all you want 394 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:37,760 Thank you, Your Majesty. Thank God and heavens above 395 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,440 Finally, I'm given the chance to speak 396 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:44,920 Your Majesty, the past few days have ingrained in me 397 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,800 that when a man who can talk is forced to play the mute 398 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,840 it's more agonizing than when a mute is forced to speak 399 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,400 Cut the nonsense 400 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:56,320 Let me ask you 401 00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:00,120 What's your insight on Qiankunzi's proposal today 402 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,360 where the courtiers screen potential officers? 403 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:07,160 It's an awesome thing that brings great merit 404 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,360 Meaning? 405 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:12,280 That way, Your Majesty can get the lion's share 406 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,720 Qiankunzi and Wang Huai'e can get mid-sized pickings 407 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,800 and those courtiers can get tiny morsels 408 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,720 It fits perfectly 409 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,320 with Qiankunzi's ideal of everybody getting a post 410 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,080 and if I may add 411 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:26,000 everybody sharing their wealth to strengthen the country 412 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,760 Are you mocking me now? 413 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,000 Your Majesty 414 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,680 Didn't you see today 415 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,800 the zeal and excitement of those courtiers? 416 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,440 How their voices 417 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:37,000 were so much louder when they chanted "Long live Your Majesty"? 418 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,560 It's apparent that Your Majesty's policy for rich officers 419 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,440 are so well-received by the incumbent officials 420 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,040 Of course, I know 421 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,320 that it's not quite right 422 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:52,320 But you must know 423 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:56,600 attacking the Xiongnu and disaster relief both need money 424 00:22:57,120 --> 00:23:01,640 I can completely understand your earnest dilemma 425 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:05,200 Alright, let's stop talking about this 426 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:06,920 Dongfang Shuo 427 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,280 From your next main hall duty 428 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,960 if you hear any wrongful proposals 429 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,040 and I happen to be unsure 430 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,640 you've got to alert me immediately 431 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,800 Your Majesty, I'm afraid that's unwise 432 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,680 Didn't you just recently 433 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:24,200 seal up my slippery mouth? 434 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:27,600 And now you're asking me to speak up all of a sudden 435 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,080 That would undermine your authority 436 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,560 I didn't say you're to speak 437 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,720 Just make some movement and give me a warning 438 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,000 What movement? 439 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:41,400 How about this 440 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,920 For the matters you disagree with 441 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:48,200 pretend to have a slip of hand, and let the halberd fall on the floor 442 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:15,120 Sir Wang sure is rich 443 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:17,960 It's all Sir Wang's isn't it? 444 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:27,760 Can't I have a look? 445 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:32,760 What's up? 446 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:37,440 Come to think of it, Sir Wang's usually so stingy 447 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,240 Then once there's this donor's office thing 448 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:40,840 Look at it, all these carriages big and small 449 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,080 - All sorts of goodies have come out. - Yeah 450 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:47,040 Sir Wang may be dragging in these carriages today 451 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,960 but with this donor's office 452 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,520 I guarantee that in two years he'll reap it all back 453 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:55,480 I heard sir Wang's not even that literate 454 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,640 How's he going to govern? 455 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,280 You don't know what you're saying, do you? 456 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:02,000 What do you need to be an official anyway? 457 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,240 When required 458 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,840 just get the assistants and professionals under you to do it 459 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,680 while you sit in the main hall 460 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,840 slap on that officer's wood slab, and give a grunt! 461 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,360 You can do it too, right? 462 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,400 I've got to have money, though 463 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,680 - I'll donate for a magistrate seat, at least. - Right? 464 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,280 That's nice 465 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:35,560 So beautiful 466 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,920 I'm no officer now 467 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:41,840 If I were one 468 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,440 we wouldn't need these fake toys 469 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,280 I'll get you an agate one 470 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:51,360 I guess I'd have to wait till God knows when. You, an officer? 471 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:52,800 So you say 472 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,960 Let me tell you 473 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:56,800 just now 474 00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:59,080 I heard them talking in the streets 475 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,440 You can purchase office seats as long as you have money 476 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,080 I'll get to be one then! 477 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,040 - Then get Dongfang Shuo to donate one, why don't you? - Him? 478 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:10,640 He'd never agree to it 479 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,280 Why won't he agree? 480 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,720 Dongfang Shuo is now a Halberdier 481 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:17,720 so his stipend's much lower 482 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,360 You can help toward expenses too if you earn money as an officer 483 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:22,600 Why won't he agree? 484 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:26,680 He… he'd surely say I'm not cut out to be an officer 485 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,520 What's the cut anyway? 486 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,640 If you ask me, this officer thing 487 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,600 It's a deep trench alright 488 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,720 Even one as capable as Dongfang Shuo 489 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,040 stumbled a few times while he's at it 490 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:39,640 But at face value 491 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,840 it's not that deep either 492 00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:45,400 Anyone able-bodied can do it, I think 493 00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:48,360 Yeah, dear 494 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:50,560 That sir Wang guy 495 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,600 Isn't he as good as illiterate? 496 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,680 - Even he gets to be one. - Exactly 497 00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:58,120 What's more 498 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,320 once you become one 499 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,520 when you're stumped at the yamen 500 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:05,000 ask Dongfang Shuo back home and it's settled, no? 501 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:06,640 No way you can't be one 502 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,640 Why had I never thought of this aspect? Right 503 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:12,960 Me, an officer 504 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,120 No, it won't work 505 00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:19,320 What now? 506 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,560 When I was outside just now 507 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,840 I heard people dissing these office donors 508 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:27,000 saying 509 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:32,320 saying that they're ruining the nation and leaving a bad legacy 510 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,640 You can simply refute them like this 511 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,680 The office donation is decreed by His Majesty 512 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:41,320 Donating for an office seat is responding to His Majesty's summons 513 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,040 a patriotic move 514 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:46,160 I bet if you told them what I said 515 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:47,880 no one would dare jeer at you 516 00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:49,440 Yeah 517 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,320 My wife is so clever 518 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:59,240 - I was just going to comb your hair. - Fool 519 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:14,200 Is that a new skill you picked up from the frontlines? 520 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:15,160 Dear 521 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,880 What is it, who are you upset with? 522 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,880 I'm stifled by anxiety 523 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,720 I'm no less stifled than you 524 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:30,160 Why is this emperor brother of mine 525 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,680 so blindsided 526 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,800 that he made such a preposterous blunder? 527 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,400 Right now 528 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,200 Ming Fei is punished with contemplative confinement 529 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,360 Dongfang Shuo's mouth is sealed and he can't speak 530 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:45,920 The current court is… 531 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:51,320 And you? Have you also lost the guts to step up and speak? 532 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:57,600 It's not guts I don't have, it's ability 533 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,280 As the court stands now 534 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,840 I simply can't outwit Qiankunzi and the lot 535 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:04,560 One wrong move 536 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:08,680 will not only fail to convince His Majesty, but also makes things worse 537 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:16,520 Looks like we still have to turn to Dongfang Shuo for this 538 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:18,080 No money? 539 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,200 What about that gold? 540 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:23,720 Are we just letting it take up space at your sister's? 541 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:27,240 Don't fret, my dear 542 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,760 Right now, we no longer have so much 543 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:34,280 Only left with 450 taels 544 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:39,000 What? She spent fifty taels so fast? She! 545 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,480 N… Not spent 546 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:44,440 It's… to pay debts 547 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,480 If you ask me 548 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,760 get them to hand over 400 taels of gold to buy you an office 549 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,440 Ask her? She'd never agree 550 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:04,360 You're really a useless, parasitic pig! 551 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:06,960 In other families the sister looks up to the big bro 552 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,800 You Qius are the only one where the elder bro's scared of his sis! 553 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,560 You reversed the natural order of things 554 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:11,960 where's the logic? 555 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,040 You'll be the death of me! 556 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,880 No, my dear… you can't put it like that 557 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:18,960 All these years 558 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,560 haven't we been living out of their pockets? 559 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:22,760 Then why can't you think this way 560 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,280 You brought them up too 561 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,000 If you hadn't worked like a horse back then 562 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:32,240 would they get to where they are? They'd long have starved to death! 563 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:39,440 That's right! Why hadn't I thought of this aspect? 564 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:50,920 No, it's a definite no 565 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:55,040 Yes I can! My word counts! I'm the eldest in the family 566 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:56,200 What's with you today? 567 00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,680 No buts and ifs, that's it! 568 00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:58,880 And I'm telling you 569 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,400 if you don't agree to it, I'll… 570 00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:04,160 - Or you'll what? - Or I'll set this house on fire! 571 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,160 - No you won't! - I will! 572 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,560 I'm on it! 573 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,800 - Knock it again, I dare you. - I am! 574 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,040 - Again! - There! 575 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,240 See who's louder! 576 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:17,640 My lady! 577 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,480 Bro, what are you doing? We're a family, what's this about? 578 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:22,960 He… he's insisting on buying a post 579 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:26,360 Yes! So I want to buy a post, so what? 580 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,000 And I'm telling you 581 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:31,120 this office donation is His Majesty's summons 582 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,440 If you won't let me do so 583 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:34,960 then you're defying His Majesty! 584 00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:38,440 - A rebellion. - Yes, a rebellion! 585 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:43,640 Bro, when you shout like that 586 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,600 - there's a semblace of the officer. - Is it? 587 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,280 Even those words spoken by our sis-in-law 588 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,840 carry the vibes of an officer's wife 589 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:52,640 Hear that? 590 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:53,600 Even my bro Dongfang Shuo 591 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,920 says that I can become an officer 592 00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:59,160 Bro, now! Rendition me, now! 593 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,200 Rendition letter 594 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,040 Rec, recommendation letter 595 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,840 Recommend, your foot! I'm just fooling around with you 596 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,240 Who's fooling around! 597 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,520 Dongfang Shuo, I'm telling you 598 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,760 Don't act the master in front of me 599 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:15,600 Fool around elsewhere! Lüyu has told me 600 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:18,920 If it weren't for me, you'd long starve to death 601 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:20,400 Don't, don't step on my foot! 602 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:21,800 I'm not finished! 603 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:25,080 I'm the master of this house! I decide things here! 604 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,400 Great, now I know 605 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,600 that you're the one instigating him, Sis-in-law! 606 00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:32,440 W… Why'd you say so? 607 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:34,320 Look at him, he's such a big guy 608 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:35,960 He's so big he'll make a crater 609 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,560 when he falls on the ground 610 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:39,920 How am I the inciter here? 611 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,360 It's obviously his own idea 612 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,880 Brother, why not talk things out 613 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:47,920 Stand aside! 614 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,560 You're the youngest here, you've no right to speak! 615 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,440 Bro, why are you speaking like that? 616 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:58,280 Die, you! 617 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,440 Bro, run! Now! 618 00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,280 Calm down and talk! 619 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:03,320 Dongfang Shuo, let go of me! 620 00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:04,240 I'll beat him to death today! 621 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:05,800 Bro, hurry and run, now! 622 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:09,800 - Dongfang Shuo! - Calm down, hear me out! 623 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,920 Dear, hear me out, alright? 624 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:15,720 These days 625 00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,280 I've been racking my brains 626 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,520 and have yet to think of a foolproof solution 627 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:21,960 What d'you know 628 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,520 once our brother kicked up that fuss 629 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:27,880 my mind suddenly cleared up 630 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,760 You can't enter! 631 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:34,880 Who's causing a ruckus outside the gate? 632 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,440 It's an office donor, he's not willing to queue up 633 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,240 and insists on entering in advance 634 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,040 So presumptuous, who's that? 635 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:45,240 I asked, and he said he's your uncle, my lord 636 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:47,680 My uncle? 637 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,880 That's Dongfang Shuo's elder brother-in-law 638 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:59,800 My nephew, hope all is well since… what's that… 639 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,680 - since… - We parted! - Yes, parted 640 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:03,880 Qiu Hu! 641 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,800 Qiankunzi, don't get mad, now 642 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,880 If I didn't say I'm your uncle 643 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,600 the guard wouldn't have let me in 644 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,200 Some nerve you have! 645 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,200 How dare you come here and make a scene 646 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:19,640 Scene? I didn't make a scene 647 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:23,480 I'm simply here to buy a post like a decent citizen 648 00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:26,960 Nonsense! What post-buying, it's a donor's office! 649 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:31,600 You're here to donate for an office? - Yes 650 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:33,240 Recently 651 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,480 we've had to tighten our belts at home 652 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:37,560 and food's lacking 653 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:41,480 That's why I came here, thought I'd buy a post 654 00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:45,240 I mean, donate for a post. To cover house expenses, see 655 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:46,640 Do you have a recommendation letter? 656 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,440 Yes, of course! I have it 657 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,480 Let me tell you 658 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,200 Dongfang Shuo has now become a Halberdier 659 00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:55,800 He's unqualified to recommend officers 660 00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:58,000 I know that 661 00:34:58,720 --> 00:34:59,960 better than you do 662 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:04,640 Look, I brought it 663 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,400 Grand Princess Pingyang? 664 00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,080 How 'bout it? Qualified enough? 665 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:14,560 If she's unqualified, I'll exchange for another one 666 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:15,800 Enough 667 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:16,240 that's fine 668 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:21,840 How much are you planning to donate to His Majesty? 669 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,440 A hundred taels of gold 670 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:40,960 No need to look, there won't be false ones 671 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:43,120 Sure 672 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:47,440 A hundred taels of gold, it's a magistrate post 673 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:49,320 Magistrate? 674 00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:53,240 Magistrate? I'm not gonna be a magistrate 675 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:57,560 Not a magistrate? Then what do you want to be? 676 00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:02,080 I wanna… I want to be an officer in Chang'an City! 677 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:03,720 A Chang'an official? 678 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:04,840 Don't you know 679 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,400 the stipend for a Chang'an official is a thousand Bushels 680 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:11,560 Your meager offering is only enough for a low-tier magistrate 681 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:14,360 I'm telling you 682 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:17,160 Before I came, the princess had told me 683 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,520 Her letter alone is worth five hundred taels of gold 684 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,280 For an officer post in Chang'an City, it's enough! 685 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,720 - You! - Forget it 686 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,600 Chang'an posts aren't for sale 687 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:33,320 Let's see 688 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,840 Considering Grand Princess Pingyang and Dongfang Shuo's standing 689 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,920 we'll let you be a Chang'an magistrate under Chang'an's jurisdiction 690 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:43,880 Lord Wang 691 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:54,400 Take this to the Office of Public Carriage and claim your official seal 692 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,600 I was just testing 693 00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,880 - It's quite sonorous. - It sure is 694 00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:16,640 Have a seat, my lord 695 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,360 Come 696 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:31,280 Get those two guys outside in here 697 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,920 My lord, you can't speak that way 698 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,640 Can't speak that way? Then what's the right way? 699 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:37,680 You should say 700 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:41,480 bring the plaintiffs outside into the hall 701 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:42,680 That so? 702 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:48,360 Guards! 703 00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:53,360 Bring the plaintiffs outside into the hall 704 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,360 On His Lordship's orders, bring the plaintiffs into the hall! 705 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,480 Your Honor, please decide on my behalf! 706 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:10,960 - My lord, get them to first report their names. - Right 707 00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,080 Your lord here is letting you report your names 708 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,200 I am Zhou Wen, I reside in Sanliqiao, outside the city 709 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:19,600 I am Yu Zheng, I reside in Sanliqiao, outside the city 710 00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:22,800 You live in Sanliqiao 711 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,480 You live in Sanliqiao too 712 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,000 You must be neighbors 713 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,560 What's there to charge neighbors for? 714 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:33,320 If there's anything 715 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,440 just go back to discuss about it and it's settled isn't it? 716 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:38,040 This matter isn't up for discussion, Your Honor 717 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,160 Your Honor, this matter cannot be discussed 718 00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:40,960 Rogues! 719 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:44,720 My lord! 720 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:45,640 My lord 721 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,280 Your lord here knows 722 00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:55,160 In this world, the only thing that cannot be mediated 723 00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,360 is lending and borrowing money 724 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,560 Nuff said 725 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:08,120 Some nerve you have lying to me. Can't be discussed, you say? 726 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:11,400 Your Honor. Yu Zheng's been occupying my land 727 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:12,960 and unwilling to budge 728 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,360 Your Honor, that piece of land has always been ours 729 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:17,160 Please look into it 730 00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:24,480 - You're saying he's the one occupying your land? - Yes 731 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:29,680 - And you're saying that land's always been yours? - Yes 732 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:32,720 Interesting 733 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:36,520 It's your word against his, both sound valid 734 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:40,360 How do you expect me to decide for you? 735 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:44,440 Your Honor, I have the land deed as proof 736 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,520 I, too, have the land deed as proof. Please verify it 737 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:51,840 I can't see clearly. You read it, go on 738 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:04,000 My lord, these two families' lands are right by each other 739 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:08,800 It's written clearly on this deed, the tree's shadow marks the boundary 740 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,600 There shouldn't be any disputes 741 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:17,080 Why're you asking me? Ask them 742 00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:17,880 Yes, Your Honor 743 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:23,400 - Is the tree between both your lands still there? - It is 744 00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:27,680 Since it's there, then refer to the tree's shadow as the boundary 745 00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,200 What's there to dispute? 746 00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:31,600 Yeah, what's there to dispute?51212

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