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(EXCLAIMING)
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(ORCHESTRA MUSIC BLARING)
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(GROANS)
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(WHIMPERS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(MYSTICAL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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(GROANS)
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(COUNTRY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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WOMAN: Excuse me, sir,
is there a commode?
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTS) Justin!
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Quick, honey, take my picture.
I got the pyramid in my hand.
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(CAMERA CLICKING)
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Justin, you get
back here right now!
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No, stop!
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No, no! Stop him!
Go back! Don't climb!
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(IMITATING
AIRPLANE WHOOSHING)
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Wait, wait.
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Hold on.
Easy, little boy.
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Okay, stop, child!
Stop right there. No!
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(GASPS)
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No, no, no! Oh!
There he goes.
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(GASPS)
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Justin!
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I've got him!
I've got him!
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(GRUNTS)
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(AIR ESCAPING)
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Outrage in Egypt tonight
as it was discovered
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that the Great
Pyramid of Giza
had been stolen
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and replaced by
a giant inflatable replica.
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There is panic
throughout the globe
as countries and citizens
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try to protect
their beloved landmarks.
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Law enforcement
still has no leads,
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leaving everyone to wonder,
which of the world's villains
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is responsible
for this heinous crime?
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And where will
he strike next?
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(CRYING)
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I'm having a bad, bad day
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It's about time
that I get my way
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Steamrolling whatever I see
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Freeze ray! Freeze ray!
Freeze ray! (LAUGHING)
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I'm having a bad, bad day
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If you take it personal,
that's okay
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Watch, this is so fun to see
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Despicable me
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FRED: Morning, Gru!
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(CHUCKLING)
How you doing?
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Hello, Fred.
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FYI, your dog
has been leaving
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little bombs
all over my yard,
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and I don't
appreciate it.
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(LAUGHING) Sorry.
You know dogs.
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They go wherever
they want to go.
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Unless they're dead.
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(LAUGHING)
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I'm joking!
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Although, it is true.
Anyway, have a good one.
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Oh, okay.
Uh... Yeah.
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Steamrolling whatever I see
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Despicable me
(LOUD SNORING)
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I'm having a bad, bad day
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If you take it personal,
that's okay
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Despicable me
(CONTINUES SNORING)
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(DOORBELL CHIMES)
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(GROANS)
You've got to be
pulling on my leg!
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MARGO: Hello!
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Cookies for sale.
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Go away.
I'm not home.
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Yes, you are.
I heard you.
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(GASPS) No, you didn't. This
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is a recording.
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MARGO: No, it isn't.
Yes, it is.
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Watch this.
Leave a message, beep.
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(GRU SHOUTS IN PAIN)
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Goodbye,
recorded message.
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MARGO: Agnes,
come on.
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Huh?
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(SNAPS)
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(SCREAMS) Kyle!
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Bad dog! No!
No, no. Sit. My muffin.
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Gru!
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Ah, Dr. Nefario.
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I know how you
must be feeling.
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I, too, have encountered
great disappointment,
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but in my eyes,
you will always be
one of the greats.
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What? What happened?
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It's all over the news!
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Some fella just
stole a pyramid.
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They're saying he makes
all other villains look
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lame.
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Assemble the minions!
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(YELPS)
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(COUNTING)
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Minions, assemble!
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Okay. Okay.
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Throo...
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(SCREAMS IN PAIN)
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Hey!
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(ALL MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)
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(ALL SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Looking good, Kevin!
How is the family? Good?
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All right.
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That's my Billy boy!
What up, Larry?
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Hello, everybody!
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Yeah, all right!
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Simmer down.
Simmer down!
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Thank you, okay.
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Now, I realize that
you guys probably heard
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about this other villain
who stole the pyramids.
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Apparently,
it's a big deal.
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People are calling it
the crime of the century
and stuff like that.
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But am I upset?
No, I am not!
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A little,
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but we have had
a pretty good year
ourselves,
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and you guys are
all right in my book.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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No, no raises!
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You're not going
to get any raises.
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What did we do?
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Well, we stole
the Times Square JumboTron!
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Nice!
(ALL CHEERING)
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Huh?
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That's how I roll.
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Yeah, you all like
watching football
on that, huh?
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But that's not all.
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We stole
the Statue of Liberty,
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(ALL CHEERING)
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the small one
from Las Vegas.
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(EXCLAIMING DISAPPOINTEDLY)
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And I won't even mention
the Eiffel Tower! Also Vegas.
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Okay, I wasn't going to
tell you about this yet,
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but I have been working
on something very big!
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Something that will
blow this pyramid thing
out of the water!
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And thanks to the efforts
of my good friend
Dr. Nefario...
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Thank you!
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GRU: Oh, there he is.
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He's styling.
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Now, we have located
a shrink ray
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in a secret lab,
and once we take
this shrink ray,
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we will have the capability
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to pull off the true
crime of the century.
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We are going to steal...
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Wait, wait! I haven't
told you what it is yet.
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(MINIONS EXCLAIMING)
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Hey.
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Dave, listen up, please.
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Next, we are going to steal,
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(SOFTLY) pause for effect,
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the moon!
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(MINIONS CHEERING)
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And once the moon is mine,
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the world will give me
whatever I want
to get it back!
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And I will be
the greatest villain
of all time!
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That's what
I'm talking about.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Yes?
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Hello, Gru? I've been
crunching some numbers,
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and I really don't see
how we can afford this.
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It can't be done.
I'm not a miracle worker.
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Hey, chillax.
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I'll just get another loan
from the bank. They love me!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Edith, stop it!
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What? I'm just walking.
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(KEYS CLACKING)
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ALL: Hi, Miss Hattie.
We're back.
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Hello, girls!
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Anybody come to adopt us
while we were out?
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Mmm. Let me think.
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No!
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Edith! What did you
put on my desk?
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A mud pie.
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(SIGHS) You're never
gonna get adopted, Edith.
You know that, don't you?
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Yeah, I know.
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Good.
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So, how did it go, girls?
Did we meet our quotas?
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Sort of.
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We sold 43 mini-mints,
30 choco-swirlies,
and 18 coco-nutties.
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(SIGHS) Okay.
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Well, you say that like
it's a great sale day.
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Look at my face!
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Do you still think
it's a great sale day?
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Eighteen coco-nutties.
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I think we can do a little
better than that, don't you?
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Yeah.
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We wouldn't want to spend
the weekend in the
Box of Shame, would we? No.
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ALL: No, Miss Hattie.
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Okay, good. Off you go.
Go clean something of mine.
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Hi, Penny.
Hi, Penny.
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Hi, guys.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Hello, Mom. Sorry,
I meant to call, but...
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I just wanted to
congratulate you
on stealing the pyramid.
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(SIGHING)
That was you,
wasn't it?
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Or was it a villain
who's actually successful?
(LAUGHING)
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Just so you know, Mom,
I am about to do something
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that's very, very big,
very important.
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When you hear about it,
you're going to be
very proud.
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(SCOFFS)
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Good luck with that.
Okay, I'm out of here.
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(GRUNTING)
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(BREATHES DEEPLY)
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Gru to see Mr. Perkins.
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Yes, please have a seat.
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NEIL ARMSTRONG: That's one
small step for man,
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one giant leap for mankind.
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Ma, someday I'm going
to go to the moon.
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(SCOFFS) I'm afraid
you're too late, Son.
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NASA isn't sending
the monkeys anymore.
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Hey.
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I'm applying
for a new villain loan.
Go by the name of Vector.
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It's a mathematical term,
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a quantity represented
by an arrow, with both
direction and magnitude.
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Vector! That's me,
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'cause I'm committing
crimes with both
direction and magnitude.
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Oh, yeah!
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Check out
my new weapon.
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Piranha gun! Oh, yes!
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Fires live piranhas.
Ever seen one before?
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No, you haven't.
I invented it.
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Do you want
a demonstration?
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Oh! Shoot!
So difficult,
sometimes,
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to get the piranha
back inside of my...
(EXCLAIMS)
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RECEPTIONIST: Mr. Gru,
Mr. Perkins will see you now.
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GRU: So, all I need
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is money from the bank
to build a rocket.
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And then,
the moon is ours.
Wow!
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Well, very nice
presentation.
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I'd like to see
this shrink ray.
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Absolutely! Will do.
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(SOFTLY)
Soon as I have it.
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You don't have it?
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And yet you have
the audacity to ask
the bank for money?
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Apparently.
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Do you have any idea
of the capital that this bank
has invested in you, Gru?
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With far too few
of your sinister plots
actually turning a profit.
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How can I put it?
Let's say this apple is you.
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If we don't start
getting our money back...
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Get the picture?
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Look, Gru, the point is,
there are a lot of
new villains out there,
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younger than you,
hungrier than you,
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younger than you.
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Like that young fellow
out there named Vector.
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He just stole a pyramid!
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I've got it.
I've got it.
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Um... So, as far as getting
money for the rocket...
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Get the shrink ray,
then we'll talk.
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(YELPING)
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(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
254
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,423
(HIGH-PITCHED
TRUMPETING)
255
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,383
(RUMBLING)
256
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,436
(INAUDIBLE)
257
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,691
(SHOUTING DESPERATELY)
258
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,194
(LAUGHS) Suckers!
259
00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:55,653
(GRUNTING)
260
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:00,950
Suckers!
261
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:02,827
(GROANS)
262
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,167
Ah-ha! We got it!
263
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:16,132
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(METAL SIZZLING)
264
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,342
What?
265
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:20,220
Hey! Hey! What! Hey!
266
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:22,972
No, no, no!
267
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:27,685
You!
268
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,229
(LAUGHING)
269
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:34,400
Now, maybe you'll
think twice before you
freeze someone's head!
270
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:36,319
So long, Gru!
271
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:37,946
(LAUGHING)
272
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,656
Quick!
We can't let him get away!
273
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:40,824
(WHOOPING)
274
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,833
GRU: Up ahead!
Up ahead!
275
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,293
Fire! Fire, now!
276
00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:54,170
(MACHINE GUN FIRING)
(LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)
277
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:02,345
Oops, you missed me!
278
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,472
GRU: Come to papa!
279
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,028
Take that.
280
00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:23,366
How adorable.
(CHUCKLES)
281
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,493
GRU: Got you
in our sights!
282
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:28,496
Like taking candy
from a...
283
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:29,581
What?
284
00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:32,709
Ha! Hey, Gru!
285
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,920
Try this on for size!
286
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:40,091
That's weird.
What is going...
287
00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:45,096
(SCREECHES)
288
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,056
This is claustrophobic!
289
00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:49,851
No, no, no!
290
00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:52,228
(GRUNTING)
291
00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:54,731
(LAUGHING)
292
00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:58,109
Too small!
This is too small for me!
293
00:21:58,359 --> 00:21:59,777
(ALL SCREAM)
294
00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:04,157
(GROANS)
295
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,242
I hate that guy!
296
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:15,043
...and please
watch over us,
297
00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:17,086
and bless that we'll have
a good night's sleep.
298
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:18,671
And bless that
while we're sleeping,
299
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:21,174
no bugs will
crawl into our ears
300
00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:23,593
and lay eggs
in our brains.
301
00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:26,554
Great. Thanks for
that image, Edith.
302
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,933
And please bless
that someone will
adopt us soon,
303
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,936
and that the mommy
and daddy will be nice
304
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,938
and have a pet unicorn.
305
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:36,564
Amen.
306
00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:38,441
Amen.
Amen.
307
00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:46,532
AGNES: (SINGING)
Unicorns, I love them
Unicorns, I love them
308
00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:50,370
Uni, uni, unicorns
I love them
309
00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:54,082
Uni, unicorns,
I could pet one
310
00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:56,542
If they were really real
(SIGHS)
311
00:22:56,626 --> 00:22:57,710
And they are
312
00:22:57,794 --> 00:23:00,380
So, I bought one
so I could pet it
313
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:03,675
Now it loves me
Now I love it
314
00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:05,760
La, la, la, la, la
315
00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:41,671
(ALARM BEEPING RAPIDLY)
316
00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:52,015
(VIDEO GAME SOUNDS)
317
00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:02,108
(GROANING)
318
00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:05,528
(GRUNTS)
319
00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:08,990
(GROANING)
320
00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:16,456
(GRUNTS)
321
00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:22,837
Don't you...
(EXCLAIMS) What the...
322
00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:38,352
(MOANING)
323
00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:50,490
(CHUCKLING)
324
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,535
Oh, good luck,
little girls!
325
00:24:59,749 --> 00:25:01,918
Whoa! Cool.
326
00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:07,048
Hi! We're orphans
from Miss Hattie's
Home for Girls.
327
00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:09,092
VECTOR: I don't care.Beat it!
Come on!
328
00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:12,428
We're selling cookies
so, you know, we can
have a better future.
329
00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:15,348
VECTOR: Ooh! Wait, wait!Do you have coco-nutties?
Yeah.
330
00:25:37,495 --> 00:25:39,622
Light bulb.
331
00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:44,043
Dr. Nefario!
Huh?
332
00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:47,380
I'm going to need
a dozen tiny robots
disguised as cookies!
333
00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:49,423
What?
Cookie robots!
334
00:25:49,507 --> 00:25:51,926
Who is this?
Oh, forget it.
335
00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:55,054
(CHUCKLING)
336
00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:01,352
Well, it appears you have
cleared our background check,
337
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,646
Dr. Gru.
338
00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:09,068
Oh! And I see you
have made a list
339
00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:12,905
of some of your
personal achievements.
340
00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:15,825
Thank you for that.
I love reading.
341
00:26:17,034 --> 00:26:18,536
(MUMBLING GIBBERISH)
342
00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:26,043
And I see
you have been given
the Medal of Honor
343
00:26:26,127 --> 00:26:28,254
and a knighthood.
344
00:26:30,631 --> 00:26:32,133
Me, me, me.
Me, me, me.
345
00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:33,217
Kevin?
346
00:26:33,301 --> 00:26:34,677
(BOTH SPEAK GIBBERISH)
347
00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:37,263
You had your own
cooking show
348
00:26:37,346 --> 00:26:41,309
and you can hold
your breath
for 30 seconds?
349
00:26:41,392 --> 00:26:43,102
It's not that
impressive.
350
00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:44,186
Uh... (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
351
00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:45,271
(GROANS)
352
00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:46,564
Idiot! (CHUCKLES)
353
00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:51,402
ALL: Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!
354
00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:55,740
What in the name of...
What?
355
00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:56,824
(GRU CLEARS THROAT)
356
00:26:56,908 --> 00:27:00,119
Well, here's the dealio.
357
00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:05,124
Things have been
so lonely since my wife,
358
00:27:07,043 --> 00:27:09,462
Debbie, passed on.
359
00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:12,715
It's like
my heart is a tooth,
360
00:27:13,341 --> 00:27:18,220
and it's got a cavity
that can only be filled
with children.
361
00:27:18,638 --> 00:27:19,805
I'm sorry.
362
00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:27,396
You are a beautiful woman.
Do you speak Spanish?
363
00:27:27,897 --> 00:27:30,274
Do I look like
I speak Spanish?
364
00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:35,696
You have a face
como un burro.
365
00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,158
Oh!
366
00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:41,744
Well, thank you!
(GIGGLES)
367
00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:46,916
Anyway, can we proceed
with this adoption?
368
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,584
So, so excited!
369
00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:53,881
Please tell Margo,
Edith and Agnes
to come to the lobby.
370
00:27:54,090 --> 00:27:55,675
(ALL SCREAMING)
371
00:27:56,926 --> 00:27:58,636
I bet the mom
is beautiful!
372
00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:00,846
I bet the daddy's
eyes sparkle.
373
00:28:00,930 --> 00:28:03,766
I bet their house is
made of Gummi Bears.
374
00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:07,019
I'm just saying
it'd be nice.
375
00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:11,357
Aw! My caterpillar never
turned into a butterfly.
376
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,984
That's a Cheeto.
377
00:28:13,067 --> 00:28:14,110
Oh!
378
00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:19,782
Well, Debbie was
a very lucky woman.
379
00:28:22,159 --> 00:28:23,536
Who's Debbie?
380
00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:25,454
Your wife.
(DOOR OPENS)
381
00:28:25,538 --> 00:28:27,039
Oh! Hi, girls!
382
00:28:37,091 --> 00:28:39,885
Girls, I want you
to meet Mr. Gru.
383
00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:43,305
He's going to adopt you.
384
00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:45,975
And he's a dentist!
385
00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:49,645
Yeah! (CHUCKLING)
386
00:28:51,856 --> 00:28:53,274
Um...
387
00:28:53,357 --> 00:28:57,737
Hi. I'm Margo.
This is Edith.
388
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,114
And that's Agnes.
389
00:29:00,197 --> 00:29:02,158
(SING-SONG)
I got your leg,
I got your leg!
390
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:05,327
Okay, that is enough,
little girl.
391
00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:07,747
Let go of my leg.
Come on. You can do it.
Higher!
392
00:29:07,830 --> 00:29:10,124
Higher! (LAUGHS)
Just release
your grip. Wow!
393
00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:13,586
How do you remove them?
Is there a command?
394
00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:15,629
Some nonstick spray?
395
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,508
Crowbar? (SIGHS)
396
00:29:20,593 --> 00:29:23,262
Okay, girls, let's go.
397
00:29:35,316 --> 00:29:36,567
(CRYING)
398
00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:42,907
(CAR ALARMS SOUNDING)
399
00:29:44,158 --> 00:29:46,327
VECTOR: (GRUNTS) Ah-ha!
400
00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:48,537
Oh, yeah!
401
00:29:50,915 --> 00:29:52,917
Pretty impressive!
402
00:29:54,210 --> 00:29:56,170
What are you looking at?
403
00:29:56,253 --> 00:29:57,546
Boo-ya!
404
00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:01,717
You got shrunk,
tiny mouthwash!
405
00:30:02,343 --> 00:30:03,385
Take that!
406
00:30:04,512 --> 00:30:05,846
You done been shrunk!
407
00:30:05,930 --> 00:30:07,056
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
408
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,349
Yello?
409
00:30:09,183 --> 00:30:11,227
I got the shrink ray,
all right.
410
00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:14,897
No, I'm not
playing with it.
411
00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:17,358
Gru? (LAUGHING)
412
00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:20,111
Don't make me laugh! No.
413
00:30:20,611 --> 00:30:23,155
P.S., he is not
getting the moon,
414
00:30:23,239 --> 00:30:26,283
and P.P.S., by the time
I'm done with him,
415
00:30:26,408 --> 00:30:27,910
he's gonna be
begging for mercy.
416
00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:31,247
Okay, bye.
417
00:30:32,373 --> 00:30:37,294
Aw! Look at you,
a little tiny toilet
for a little tiny baby...
418
00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:38,629
(SCREAMS)
419
00:30:38,712 --> 00:30:40,589
Curse you, tiny toilet!
420
00:30:45,219 --> 00:30:47,304
Okay, here we are.
421
00:30:47,388 --> 00:30:48,931
Home sweet home.
422
00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:54,311
So, this is, like,
your house?
423
00:30:55,104 --> 00:30:56,397
Wait a sec...
424
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,233
You're the guy
who pretended he was
a recorded message!
425
00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:01,318
No, that was
someone else.
426
00:31:14,874 --> 00:31:16,166
Can I hold your hand?
427
00:31:16,959 --> 00:31:17,960
Uh, no.
428
00:31:28,262 --> 00:31:30,431
When we got adopted
by a bald guy,
429
00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:33,142
I thought this'd be
more like Annie.
430
00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:35,811
(GROWLING)
431
00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:43,360
No, hey!
432
00:31:47,448 --> 00:31:50,618
Kyle, these are not treats.
These are guests.
433
00:31:50,701 --> 00:31:53,329
Girls,
this is Kyle, my
434
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:54,455
dog.
435
00:31:55,289 --> 00:31:56,540
(SNARLS)
436
00:31:57,041 --> 00:31:58,375
Ooh! Fluffy doggy!
437
00:32:01,003 --> 00:32:02,296
(YELPING)
438
00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:04,965
What kind of dog
is that?
439
00:32:05,049 --> 00:32:07,676
He is a...
I don't know.
440
00:32:08,552 --> 00:32:11,764
MARGO: Do you really think
that this is an appropriate
place for little kids?
441
00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,933
'Cause it's not.
442
00:32:15,017 --> 00:32:17,353
No! No!
Stay away from there!
443
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:19,021
It's fragile.
444
00:32:20,481 --> 00:32:21,482
(GASPS)
445
00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:25,027
Well, I suppose
the plan will
work with two.
446
00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:27,905
EDITH: Hey!
It's dark in here.
447
00:32:30,783 --> 00:32:33,160
It poked a hole
in my juice box.
448
00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:39,375
As you can see,
449
00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:42,962
I have provided everything
a child might need.
450
00:32:44,838 --> 00:32:45,839
All right.
451
00:32:46,173 --> 00:32:49,426
Uh... Okay.
As I was saying... Hey!
(CRASHING)
452
00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:51,679
Somebody broke that.
453
00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:55,808
Okay, okay.
Clearly, we need
to set some rules.
454
00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:57,726
Rule number one.
455
00:32:57,810 --> 00:33:00,354
You will not
touch anything.
456
00:33:00,437 --> 00:33:02,314
Uh-huh.
What about the floor?
457
00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:04,775
Yes, you may
touch the floor.
458
00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:06,235
What about the air?
459
00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:08,404
Yes, you may
touch the air!
460
00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:09,530
What about this?
461
00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:12,241
(EXCLAIMS)
462
00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:14,660
Where did you get that?
Found it.
463
00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:18,497
Okay. Rule number two.
You will not bother me
while I'm working.
464
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:20,499
Rule number three.
465
00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:25,045
You will not cry or whine
or laugh or giggle
466
00:33:25,379 --> 00:33:27,756
or sneeze
or burp or fart!
467
00:33:28,424 --> 00:33:32,761
So, no, no, no
annoying sounds.
All right?
468
00:33:32,845 --> 00:33:34,680
Does this count
as annoying?
469
00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:36,432
(POPPING)
470
00:33:38,434 --> 00:33:39,601
Very!
471
00:33:40,102 --> 00:33:41,311
(SIGHS)
472
00:33:42,104 --> 00:33:44,690
I will see you
in six hours.
473
00:33:46,775 --> 00:33:50,696
Okay, don't worry.
Everything's going
to be fine.
474
00:33:51,321 --> 00:33:55,701
We're gonna be
really happy here.
Right? Agnes?
475
00:33:57,119 --> 00:33:58,328
Mmm?
476
00:34:00,956 --> 00:34:01,957
(EXCLAIMS)
477
00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:04,293
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
478
00:34:05,669 --> 00:34:07,379
(CLICKING)
479
00:34:09,506 --> 00:34:11,550
(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)
480
00:34:23,479 --> 00:34:27,274
Uh, question.
What are these?
481
00:34:28,192 --> 00:34:32,654
A dozen boogie robots!
Boogie! (LAUGHING)
482
00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:34,740
Look at this. Watch me!
483
00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:36,325
(MUSIC STOPS)
484
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:41,330
Cookie robots.
I said cookie robots.
485
00:34:41,914 --> 00:34:44,500
Why are you so old?
486
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,587
Okay. I'm on it.
487
00:34:49,505 --> 00:34:50,839
Hello?
488
00:35:06,522 --> 00:35:07,773
TV!
489
00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:11,151
(KYLE GROWLING)
490
00:35:25,833 --> 00:35:27,167
(WHIMPERS)
491
00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:28,627
MARGO: What is that?
492
00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:29,920
Wow!
Look at that!
493
00:35:30,003 --> 00:35:31,463
That is cool!
494
00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:33,590
Come on!
495
00:35:34,091 --> 00:35:36,385
I don't think
he's a dentist.
496
00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:45,060
(WHIMPERS)
497
00:35:50,232 --> 00:35:52,025
We've been working
on this for a while.
498
00:35:52,109 --> 00:35:54,903
It's a anti-gravity serum.
499
00:35:56,155 --> 00:35:57,573
(EXCLAIMING)
500
00:35:58,031 --> 00:35:59,366
(SCREAMING)
501
00:36:00,617 --> 00:36:03,996
I meant to close that.
He'll be all right,
I'm sure.
502
00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:05,622
Do the effects wear off?
503
00:36:05,706 --> 00:36:07,166
Uh, so far,
504
00:36:07,249 --> 00:36:09,251
no. No, they don't.
505
00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:13,881
And here, of course,
is the new weapon
you ordered.
506
00:36:14,006 --> 00:36:15,465
(FARTING)
507
00:36:17,551 --> 00:36:18,510
No, no.
508
00:36:18,594 --> 00:36:22,472
I said "dart gun,"
not... Okay.
509
00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:25,851
Oh, yes.
'Cause I was wondering
510
00:36:25,934 --> 00:36:28,520
under what circumstances
would we use this?
511
00:36:28,604 --> 00:36:30,063
But, anyway.
512
00:36:30,147 --> 00:36:33,609
What I really wanted
to show you was this.
513
00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:41,491
Now those are
cookie robots!
514
00:36:42,618 --> 00:36:45,871
AGNES: (SINGING)
La, la, la, la
I love unicorns
515
00:36:45,954 --> 00:36:49,625
What are you doing here?
I told you to stay
in the kitchen!
516
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:52,294
We got bored.
What is this place?
517
00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:54,213
Can I drink this?
518
00:36:54,296 --> 00:36:56,757
Do you want to explode?
519
00:36:57,216 --> 00:36:58,300
(EXCLAIMS)
520
00:36:58,383 --> 00:36:59,384
Gru!
521
00:36:59,468 --> 00:37:01,470
Get back
in the kitchen!
522
00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:03,680
Will you play with us?
No.
523
00:37:04,097 --> 00:37:06,308
Why?
Because I'm busy.
524
00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:07,935
(SCOFFS)
Doing what?
525
00:37:08,018 --> 00:37:09,311
Um...
526
00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:10,979
Okay, okay,
you got me.
527
00:37:11,063 --> 00:37:13,815
The dentist thing
is more of a hobby.
528
00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:16,818
In real life,
I am a spy.
529
00:37:17,319 --> 00:37:20,447
And it is top secret,
and you may not tell anybody,
530
00:37:20,530 --> 00:37:22,658
because if you do...
What does this do?
531
00:37:25,202 --> 00:37:26,203
(GASPS)
532
00:37:27,037 --> 00:37:28,038
Hey!
Oops.
533
00:37:28,497 --> 00:37:29,957
My unicorn!
534
00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:31,917
You have to fix it.
535
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,920
Fix it?
Look, it has been
disintegrated.
536
00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:37,339
By definition,
it cannot be fixed.
537
00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:39,091
(GASPS)
538
00:37:39,341 --> 00:37:40,634
(INHALES)
539
00:37:42,636 --> 00:37:44,763
That's freaking me out.
What is she doing?
540
00:37:44,846 --> 00:37:48,058
She's gonna hold her breath
until she gets a new one.
541
00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:51,687
It is just a toy.
Now stop it!
542
00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:53,146
(GRUNTING)
543
00:37:55,107 --> 00:37:57,234
Okay, okay!
I'll fix it!
544
00:37:57,651 --> 00:37:59,611
Tim! Mark! Phil!
545
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,490
This is very important.
546
00:38:03,573 --> 00:38:07,119
You have to get
the little girl
a new unicorn toy.
547
00:38:07,202 --> 00:38:08,161
Eh?
548
00:38:08,245 --> 00:38:10,247
(BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
549
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,083
(CHUCKLING)
550
00:38:13,166 --> 00:38:15,043
Hey, hey, hey! A toy!
551
00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:18,296
Go, and hurry!
552
00:38:18,380 --> 00:38:19,589
What are those?
553
00:38:19,673 --> 00:38:22,843
They are my cousins.
554
00:38:23,677 --> 00:38:25,220
Jerry! Stuart!
555
00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:29,307
Watch them, and keep them
away from me, please.
556
00:38:46,575 --> 00:38:48,952
ALL: Wow!
557
00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:54,916
(ALL EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)
558
00:39:00,172 --> 00:39:01,590
(STUTTERING)
559
00:39:09,431 --> 00:39:10,432
(GROANS)
560
00:39:11,141 --> 00:39:12,267
Ooh!
561
00:39:14,728 --> 00:39:16,772
(SCREAMING)
562
00:39:25,322 --> 00:39:26,323
Oh!
563
00:39:26,406 --> 00:39:27,616
Hmm...
564
00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:28,700
(FEEDBACK)
565
00:39:28,825 --> 00:39:30,285
(SHUDDERING)
566
00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:34,956
(SINGING GIBBERISH)
567
00:39:40,170 --> 00:39:41,838
(ALL SINGING)
568
00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:44,883
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
569
00:39:44,966 --> 00:39:46,301
(CRASHING)
570
00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:55,143
It was your cousin's idea.
571
00:39:55,519 --> 00:39:56,645
What?
572
00:39:57,062 --> 00:39:58,563
Okay, bedtime.
573
00:39:58,647 --> 00:39:59,981
GIRLS: Aw!
574
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:01,566
Aw!
Aw!
575
00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:03,276
Not you two!
576
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:04,486
(CHEERING)
577
00:40:04,861 --> 00:40:09,574
Okey-dokey. Beddie-bye.
All tucked in. Sweet dreams.
578
00:40:11,493 --> 00:40:13,286
Just so you know,
579
00:40:13,370 --> 00:40:15,205
you're never
gonna be my dad.
580
00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:18,041
Hmm. I think
I can live with that.
581
00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:21,545
Are these beds
made out of bombs?
582
00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:26,258
Yes, but they are
very old and highly
unlikely to blow up.
583
00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:29,177
But try not to
toss and turn.
584
00:40:29,261 --> 00:40:30,428
Cool.
585
00:40:31,346 --> 00:40:34,516
Will you read us
a bedtime story?
No.
586
00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:37,686
But we can't go to sleep
without a bedtime story.
587
00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:41,398
Well, then it's going
to be a long night
for you, isn't it?
588
00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:45,819
So, good night,
sleep tight, and don't
let the bed bugs bite.
589
00:40:45,902 --> 00:40:49,823
Because there are literally
thousands of them.
590
00:40:50,866 --> 00:40:54,035
(WHISPERING SCARILY)
And there's probably
something in your closet.
591
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:57,789
He's just kidding, Agnes.
592
00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:02,210
(DOOR OPENS)
(GASPS)
593
00:41:15,182 --> 00:41:16,892
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
594
00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:21,938
It's beautiful.
595
00:41:34,242 --> 00:41:35,577
(HUMMING)
596
00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:37,078
(SIGHS)
597
00:41:50,342 --> 00:41:52,802
Girls, let's go.
598
00:41:52,886 --> 00:41:55,722
Time to deliver the cookies!
599
00:41:55,805 --> 00:41:59,351
Mmm. Okay. But first,
we're going to dance class.
600
00:41:59,434 --> 00:42:02,354
Actually,
we're going to have to skip
the dance class today.
601
00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:04,272
Actually, we can't
602
00:42:04,356 --> 00:42:06,983
(IMITATING GRU)
skip the dance
class today.
603
00:42:07,067 --> 00:42:09,027
We have a big recital
coming up.
604
00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:10,946
We're doing an excerpt
from Swan Lake.
605
00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:12,364
Yeah, Swan Lake!
606
00:42:12,447 --> 00:42:14,199
That's fantastic.
Wonderful.
607
00:42:14,282 --> 00:42:18,411
But we're going to
deliver cookies!
Come on!
608
00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:21,581
No.
609
00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:23,500
No?
610
00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:26,836
We're not going
to deliver cookies
until we do dance class.
611
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,046
GRU: Really?
612
00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:31,841
Well, I am not driving you
to dance class.
613
00:42:31,925 --> 00:42:37,305
So if you want to go,
you are going to have
to walk yourselves.
614
00:42:43,395 --> 00:42:44,646
What are you doing?
615
00:42:44,729 --> 00:42:46,523
Walking to dance class.
616
00:42:46,606 --> 00:42:48,566
Ya? Okay, fine.
617
00:42:48,650 --> 00:42:52,487
You just keep walking,
because I'm really not
driving you!
618
00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:53,780
MARGO: Okay.
619
00:42:53,863 --> 00:42:54,864
(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION)
620
00:42:55,282 --> 00:42:57,784
You're going to suffer
the wrath of Gru!
621
00:42:58,243 --> 00:43:00,245
Seriously,
I'm going to
count to three!
622
00:43:00,328 --> 00:43:02,289
And you had better
be in this car!
623
00:43:02,372 --> 00:43:06,042
Here we go! One! Two!
624
00:43:06,126 --> 00:43:09,713
INSTRUCTOR: ...three,
four and five.
625
00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:12,674
And lift, and stretch.
626
00:43:12,757 --> 00:43:15,385
And one, and two...
627
00:43:15,468 --> 00:43:17,595
Here you go.
What is it?
628
00:43:17,679 --> 00:43:21,224
Your ticket
to the dance recital.
You are coming, right?
629
00:43:21,308 --> 00:43:22,934
Of course,
of course.
630
00:43:23,018 --> 00:43:26,104
I have pins and needles
that I'm sitting on.
631
00:43:26,187 --> 00:43:27,856
Pinky promise?
632
00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:29,232
(SIGHS)
633
00:43:29,316 --> 00:43:32,527
Oh, yes.
My pinky promises.
634
00:43:45,707 --> 00:43:50,378
All right.
Our first customer
is a man named Vector.
635
00:43:50,462 --> 00:43:52,213
But he's a V.
636
00:43:52,297 --> 00:43:54,299
You know, we're supposed
to start with the A's.
637
00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:56,301
Then we go to the B's.
Then we...
638
00:43:56,384 --> 00:43:58,803
Yes, yes!
I went to kindergarten.
639
00:43:58,887 --> 00:44:01,306
I know how
the alphabet works!
640
00:44:01,723 --> 00:44:03,099
(SIGHS)
641
00:44:03,892 --> 00:44:06,561
I was just thinking
642
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:10,398
that it might be nice to
deliver Mr. Vector's first.
643
00:44:10,482 --> 00:44:12,150
That is all.
644
00:44:15,403 --> 00:44:17,906
Almost over.
It's almost over.
645
00:44:20,033 --> 00:44:24,287
Girls,
welcome back to the fortress
of Vector-tude! (CHUCKLING)
646
00:44:25,246 --> 00:44:27,749
Do you have
my cookies for me?
647
00:44:35,507 --> 00:44:37,425
Four boxes of mini-mints,
two toffee totes,
648
00:44:37,509 --> 00:44:42,222
two caramel clumpies
and fifteen boxes
of coco-nutties.
649
00:44:42,305 --> 00:44:45,892
Exactly.
I'd like to see somebody else
order that many cookies.
650
00:44:45,975 --> 00:44:47,018
Not likely.
651
00:44:47,102 --> 00:44:49,187
Name one person
who ordered more
cookies than me.
652
00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:50,980
That'll be $52.
653
00:44:51,564 --> 00:44:52,857
Right.
654
00:45:00,406 --> 00:45:03,118
Seven, eight, nine...
655
00:45:04,035 --> 00:45:06,579
Tic Tacs! Where was I?
656
00:45:06,663 --> 00:45:09,874
Seven, eight, nine...
657
00:45:09,958 --> 00:45:11,751
Why are you
wearing pajamas?
658
00:45:11,835 --> 00:45:16,131
(SCOFFING)
These aren't pajamas!
This is a warm-up suit.
659
00:45:23,429 --> 00:45:24,973
(BLEEPING)
660
00:45:32,814 --> 00:45:35,191
What are you
warming up for?
Stuff.
661
00:45:35,275 --> 00:45:36,276
What sort of stuff?
662
00:45:36,359 --> 00:45:38,778
Super-cool stuff
you wouldn't understand.
663
00:45:38,862 --> 00:45:40,280
Like sleeping?
664
00:45:40,363 --> 00:45:43,283
They are not pajamas!
665
00:45:51,166 --> 00:45:52,834
(ALL GRUNTING)
666
00:45:55,128 --> 00:45:58,339
Here you go, 52 big ones.
667
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:08,933
(GASPS)
668
00:46:09,017 --> 00:46:10,685
(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)
669
00:46:12,312 --> 00:46:13,688
(SCREAMING)
670
00:46:16,441 --> 00:46:17,901
Bye!
671
00:46:19,736 --> 00:46:21,654
(DEVICE POWERING DOWN)
672
00:46:27,493 --> 00:46:28,494
(GASPS)
673
00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:41,716
(EXHALES)
674
00:46:43,676 --> 00:46:44,636
(CRACKING)
675
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:46,346
(SHUDDERING)
676
00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:05,323
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
677
00:47:09,285 --> 00:47:11,746
(MAN CHATTERING ON TV)
678
00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:13,206
(SOFTLY)
Come on!
679
00:47:27,136 --> 00:47:28,429
(GROANS)
680
00:47:35,270 --> 00:47:37,105
(GRUNTS) What the...
681
00:47:39,941 --> 00:47:41,609
Quiet down, fish!
682
00:47:48,616 --> 00:47:49,659
Down, boy!
683
00:48:11,306 --> 00:48:12,724
Ah-ha! (LAUGHING)
684
00:48:12,807 --> 00:48:16,144
We did it!
Come on, girls, let's go!
685
00:48:24,027 --> 00:48:27,113
But what about
the other people
who ordered cookies?
686
00:48:27,196 --> 00:48:29,907
Life is full of
disappointments
687
00:48:29,991 --> 00:48:32,744
for some people.
(CHUCKLING)
688
00:48:33,661 --> 00:48:35,163
(SCREAMING)
(EXCLAIMS)
689
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,415
(SCREAMING)
690
00:48:37,498 --> 00:48:39,000
Don't do that!
691
00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:42,128
Super Silly Fun Land!
Can we go? Please?
692
00:48:42,545 --> 00:48:43,588
No.
693
00:48:43,671 --> 00:48:46,174
But we've never been.
And it's the funnest
place on earth!
694
00:48:46,257 --> 00:48:47,300
Don't care.
695
00:48:47,383 --> 00:48:48,509
Please?
Please?
696
00:48:48,593 --> 00:48:50,261
We'll never ask
for anything else,
ever again!
697
00:48:50,345 --> 00:48:52,388
Pretty please?
Please?
698
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,481
Come on!
Come on!
699
00:49:02,023 --> 00:49:04,192
Light bulb.
700
00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:10,907
Come on!
701
00:49:10,990 --> 00:49:13,951
Goodbye, have fun.
702
00:49:17,372 --> 00:49:20,917
Sorry, dude.
They can't ride
without an adult.
703
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,377
What?
704
00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:24,337
(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION)
705
00:49:29,550 --> 00:49:32,011
(GIRLS WHOOPING)
706
00:49:36,349 --> 00:49:37,892
(ALL SCREAMING)
707
00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:12,969
(RETCHING)
708
00:50:18,891 --> 00:50:20,309
AGNES: (SQUEALS)
Oh, my gosh!
709
00:50:20,393 --> 00:50:22,812
Look at that
fluffy unicorn!
710
00:50:25,565 --> 00:50:27,859
He's so fluffy,
I'm gonna die!
711
00:50:27,942 --> 00:50:29,360
You've gotta let
us play for it!
712
00:50:29,444 --> 00:50:31,195
No, no, no.
713
00:50:31,279 --> 00:50:32,572
Come on!
714
00:50:34,115 --> 00:50:36,659
How much for
the fluffy unicorn?
715
00:50:36,742 --> 00:50:37,785
(LAUGHING)
716
00:50:37,869 --> 00:50:39,745
Well, it is not
for sale.
717
00:50:39,829 --> 00:50:41,747
But all you gotta do
to win it
718
00:50:41,831 --> 00:50:44,834
is knock down that
little spaceship there.
719
00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:46,836
It's easy!
720
00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:56,471
Yay!
721
00:51:08,483 --> 00:51:09,650
Again!
722
00:51:10,401 --> 00:51:12,820
Wait!
Come on.
One more time!
723
00:51:12,904 --> 00:51:14,071
Just one more.
724
00:51:14,155 --> 00:51:16,532
I accidentally
closed my eyes.
725
00:51:31,881 --> 00:51:33,883
I hit it!
I hit it!
That was cool.
726
00:51:35,551 --> 00:51:36,761
Aw!
727
00:51:38,346 --> 00:51:41,224
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What was that?
728
00:51:41,974 --> 00:51:45,061
She hit that.
I saw that with
my own eyes.
729
00:51:45,144 --> 00:51:47,897
Hey, buddy,
let me explain
something to you.
730
00:51:47,980 --> 00:51:50,233
You see that
little tin spaceship?
731
00:51:50,316 --> 00:51:52,485
You see how
it's not knocked over?
732
00:51:52,568 --> 00:51:55,446
Do you know what
that means, professor?
733
00:51:55,530 --> 00:51:59,033
It means you don't
get the unicorn!
734
00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:01,118
Oh! Uh-oh!
735
00:52:01,202 --> 00:52:03,037
Somebody's got
a frowny face.
736
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,540
Boo! Better luck
next time!
737
00:52:07,792 --> 00:52:10,503
Okay, my turn.
738
00:52:31,899 --> 00:52:34,443
Knocked over!
739
00:52:38,781 --> 00:52:40,574
It's so fluffy!
740
00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:41,659
Yeah!
741
00:52:42,326 --> 00:52:44,412
That was awesome!
742
00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:46,163
You blew up
the whole thing!
743
00:52:46,247 --> 00:52:48,624
Let's go.
Let's try
another game!
744
00:52:53,087 --> 00:52:54,588
(ALL LAUGHING)
745
00:52:55,673 --> 00:52:58,092
Gru, do you mind
if I have a quick word?
746
00:52:58,843 --> 00:53:01,095
Okay, girls, go play.
747
00:53:08,644 --> 00:53:10,938
I got the shrink ray!
748
00:53:13,566 --> 00:53:15,776
Cotton candy!
749
00:53:16,777 --> 00:53:20,698
We have 12 days
until the moon is
in optimum position.
750
00:53:20,781 --> 00:53:22,950
We can't afford
any distractions!
751
00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:25,953
Get me Perkins.
752
00:53:32,126 --> 00:53:33,294
Ah-ha!
753
00:53:33,961 --> 00:53:36,088
Sorry to bother you,
Mr. Perkins,
754
00:53:36,172 --> 00:53:40,176
but I figured that you
would want to see this!
755
00:53:40,968 --> 00:53:42,094
What?
756
00:53:54,607 --> 00:53:55,983
Well done, Gru.
(SQUEAKING)
757
00:53:56,067 --> 00:53:57,068
Rather impressive.
758
00:53:57,151 --> 00:54:00,154
Now, the rest
of the plan is simple.
759
00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:04,575
I fly to the moon.
I shrink the moon.
760
00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:08,371
I grab the moon.
I sit on the toilet.
761
00:54:08,454 --> 00:54:10,081
What?
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
762
00:54:10,164 --> 00:54:12,249
Sorry. Sorry!
763
00:54:12,333 --> 00:54:15,461
Could you excuse me
for just one second?
764
00:54:15,544 --> 00:54:16,962
I told you not
to touch my things.
765
00:54:17,046 --> 00:54:20,091
I told you, I told you.
I've told you
a thousand times.
766
00:54:20,174 --> 00:54:21,842
Hey, can we
order pizza?
767
00:54:21,926 --> 00:54:23,844
Pizza?
You just had lunch.
768
00:54:23,928 --> 00:54:25,096
Not now, for dinner.
769
00:54:25,179 --> 00:54:26,764
Dinner?
770
00:54:26,847 --> 00:54:29,642
Just...
Fine, fine, fine, whatever.
Just get back in there!
771
00:54:29,725 --> 00:54:31,560
Oh! Can we get
stuffed crust?
772
00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:32,728
(EXCLAIMING)
773
00:54:32,812 --> 00:54:34,021
Stuffed crust!
Stuffed crust!
774
00:54:34,105 --> 00:54:35,689
I'll stuff you
all in the crust!
775
00:54:35,773 --> 00:54:37,108
(GIGGLING)
776
00:54:37,691 --> 00:54:39,110
You're funny!
777
00:54:39,193 --> 00:54:41,946
Just don't come out
of that room again!
778
00:54:42,488 --> 00:54:43,531
All right.
779
00:54:44,448 --> 00:54:47,827
Sorry about that.
Where were we?
780
00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:49,495
You were sitting
on the toilet.
781
00:54:49,578 --> 00:54:54,125
No, no, no!
No, I'm sorry. It was
a little attempt at humor.
782
00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:57,044
I know how much
you like to laugh
783
00:54:59,505 --> 00:55:03,342
inside.
Now, I was saying...
784
00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:05,219
(DOOR CREAKING OPEN)
785
00:55:06,929 --> 00:55:08,848
You don't seem
terribly focused, Gru.
786
00:55:08,931 --> 00:55:11,267
Believe me,
I am completely focused.
787
00:55:11,392 --> 00:55:13,436
Hello! Whoa!
What?
788
00:55:13,519 --> 00:55:14,645
That guy is huge!
789
00:55:14,728 --> 00:55:16,147
Are we on TV?
What are those? Children?
790
00:55:16,230 --> 00:55:19,066
What are you doing?
I told you to stay
out of here!
791
00:55:19,150 --> 00:55:20,734
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
792
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:25,489
No, no, no!
793
00:55:25,573 --> 00:55:26,657
Freeze ray!
794
00:55:26,740 --> 00:55:28,325
Mr. Gru?
795
00:55:28,409 --> 00:55:30,369
(GRU EXCLAIMING)
796
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:34,415
Okay.
797
00:55:35,791 --> 00:55:37,168
As I was saying...
798
00:55:37,251 --> 00:55:41,088
No need to continue.
I've seen quite enough.
799
00:55:41,172 --> 00:55:42,339
But my plan...
800
00:55:42,423 --> 00:55:43,507
Is a great plan.
801
00:55:43,591 --> 00:55:46,802
I love everything
about your plan,
except for one thing.
802
00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:49,013
You.
803
00:55:52,266 --> 00:55:55,853
Look, Mom,
I drew a picture of me
landing on the moon!
804
00:55:56,896 --> 00:55:58,856
(EXCLAIMS INDIFFERENTLY)
805
00:55:58,939 --> 00:56:02,985
Look, Mom, I made
a prototype of the rocket
out of macaroni!
806
00:56:03,944 --> 00:56:05,237
(EXCLAIMS INDIFFERENTLY)
807
00:56:05,613 --> 00:56:07,573
Look, Mom,
I made a real rocket
808
00:56:07,656 --> 00:56:09,992
based on the
macaroni prototype!
809
00:56:12,286 --> 00:56:13,496
(GASPS)
810
00:56:14,205 --> 00:56:16,165
(EXCLAIMS INDIFFERENTLY)
811
00:56:21,253 --> 00:56:23,005
I don't understand.
812
00:56:23,339 --> 00:56:25,633
Let's face reality, Gru.
813
00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:30,471
You've been at this
for far too long with
far too little success.
814
00:56:30,679 --> 00:56:34,892
We're gonna put our faith,
our money, into a...
815
00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:37,353
Well, a younger villain.
816
00:56:37,436 --> 00:56:38,896
But I...
817
00:56:38,979 --> 00:56:41,106
It's over. Goodbye, Gru.
818
00:56:53,619 --> 00:56:55,496
(INDISTINCT MUTTERING)
819
00:56:56,830 --> 00:56:58,040
(SIGHS)
820
00:57:02,336 --> 00:57:06,840
Now, I know there have been
some rumors going around
821
00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:10,219
that the bank is
no longer funding us.
822
00:57:11,095 --> 00:57:13,889
Well, I am here to put
those rumors to rest.
823
00:57:16,016 --> 00:57:17,935
They are true.
824
00:57:18,018 --> 00:57:19,812
(ALL GASP)
Uh-oh!
825
00:57:19,895 --> 00:57:22,106
In terms of money,
826
00:57:23,274 --> 00:57:25,442
we have no money.
827
00:57:25,526 --> 00:57:28,112
So how will we
get to the moon?
828
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:31,115
The answer is clear.
829
00:57:31,198 --> 00:57:32,783
We won't.
830
00:57:33,701 --> 00:57:34,994
(SOBBING)
831
00:57:35,828 --> 00:57:38,122
We are doomed.
832
00:57:39,373 --> 00:57:41,959
Now would probably
be a good time
833
00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:43,961
to look for other
employment options.
834
00:57:44,044 --> 00:57:45,379
(ALL GASP)
835
00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:46,964
I know.
836
00:57:47,047 --> 00:57:52,303
I have fired up my resume
as I suggest that
all of you do, as well.
837
00:57:53,304 --> 00:57:54,888
What is it?
838
00:57:56,807 --> 00:58:00,102
Can't you see that
I am in the middle
of a pep talk?
839
00:58:18,245 --> 00:58:19,997
(MINION EXCLAIMING)
840
00:58:20,414 --> 00:58:21,749
(LAUGHING)
841
00:58:21,915 --> 00:58:25,711
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
842
00:58:29,757 --> 00:58:31,133
Yes!
843
00:58:31,216 --> 00:58:34,136
Yes, we will build
our own rocket
844
00:58:34,762 --> 00:58:38,307
using this and whatever
else we can find!
845
00:58:38,766 --> 00:58:42,394
Grab everything!
Hit the junkyards!
Take apart the cars!
846
00:58:42,895 --> 00:58:44,772
Who needs the bank?
847
00:58:44,855 --> 00:58:46,607
Let's go. Let's go!
848
00:58:54,615 --> 00:58:56,617
(UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING)
849
00:59:01,997 --> 00:59:03,248
(SCREAMING)
850
00:59:12,758 --> 00:59:14,134
(BLEEPING)
851
00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:38,867
(GASPS) Mom!
What are you doing here?
852
00:59:38,951 --> 00:59:41,787
And here he is
in the bathtub.
853
00:59:41,954 --> 00:59:44,164
Oh! Look at his
little buns.
854
00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:46,166
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
855
00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:47,960
Mom.
856
00:59:48,043 --> 00:59:49,461
Not cool.
857
00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:55,008
And here,
he's all dressed up
in his Sunday best.
858
00:59:55,676 --> 00:59:57,302
He looks like a girl!
859
00:59:57,386 --> 01:00:01,140
(CHUCKLES)
Yes, he does.
An ugly girl!
860
01:00:05,978 --> 01:00:07,354
(WHOOPING)
861
01:00:19,158 --> 01:00:20,200
(SNARLING)
862
01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:25,539
You're funny!
863
01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:42,014
Yes! Mine's shaped
like a dead guy!
864
01:00:47,561 --> 01:00:48,937
(BLEEPING)
865
01:00:51,565 --> 01:00:52,566
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
866
01:00:52,900 --> 01:00:54,568
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
867
01:01:00,115 --> 01:01:02,659
RECEPTIONIST:
Mr. Perkins,
your son is here.
868
01:01:02,743 --> 01:01:04,578
Send him in.
869
01:01:05,746 --> 01:01:07,414
Hey, Dad.
870
01:01:08,248 --> 01:01:09,666
You wanted to see me?
871
01:01:09,750 --> 01:01:11,168
Yes, I did, Victor.
872
01:01:11,251 --> 01:01:12,753
I am not Victor anymore.
873
01:01:12,836 --> 01:01:16,298
Victor was my nerd name.
Now I am Vector!
874
01:01:16,381 --> 01:01:17,716
Sit down!
875
01:01:19,343 --> 01:01:21,762
Do you know where
the shrink ray is?
876
01:01:22,179 --> 01:01:24,139
Duh! Back at my place.
877
01:01:24,223 --> 01:01:27,059
Oh, is that right?
Back at your place?
Oh, that's cool.
878
01:01:27,142 --> 01:01:31,438
I guess Gru
must just have one
that looks exactly like it!
879
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:37,277
Oh! What the...
Those girls sold me cookies!
880
01:01:37,569 --> 01:01:41,323
Do you have any idea
how lucrative this
moon heist could be?
881
01:01:41,406 --> 01:01:43,200
I give you
the opportunity
of a lifetime,
882
01:01:43,283 --> 01:01:44,952
and you just blow it!
883
01:01:45,994 --> 01:01:48,497
No, I didn't.
884
01:01:48,580 --> 01:01:49,623
Oh, really?
885
01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:52,543
You just wait
until Gru sees
my latest weapon.
886
01:01:52,626 --> 01:01:55,671
Squid-launcher! Oh, yeah!
887
01:01:57,965 --> 01:02:00,759
MAN: (SCREAMS)
There's a squid on my face!
888
01:02:00,842 --> 01:02:01,843
(CHUCKLES)
889
01:02:02,344 --> 01:02:03,637
Don't worry.
890
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:06,974
The moon is as good as ours.
891
01:02:08,267 --> 01:02:09,726
(CHEERING)
(LAUGHING)
892
01:02:09,810 --> 01:02:11,311
Come on now,
it's bedtime.
893
01:02:11,395 --> 01:02:14,022
Did you brush your teeth?
Let me smell. Let me smell.
894
01:02:14,106 --> 01:02:15,107
(EXHALES)
895
01:02:15,190 --> 01:02:16,567
You did not!
896
01:02:16,650 --> 01:02:20,737
Put on your PJs.
Hold still. Okay,
seriously! Seriously!
897
01:02:20,821 --> 01:02:23,615
This is beddie-bye time,
right now.
898
01:02:23,699 --> 01:02:25,325
I'm not kidding around.
I mean it!
899
01:02:25,409 --> 01:02:26,743
But we're not tired!
900
01:02:26,827 --> 01:02:28,120
Well, I am tired.
901
01:02:28,203 --> 01:02:30,455
Will you read us
a bedtime story?
902
01:02:34,334 --> 01:02:35,711
No.
903
01:02:35,794 --> 01:02:37,045
Pretty please!
904
01:02:37,129 --> 01:02:40,924
The physical appearance
of the "please"
makes no difference.
905
01:02:41,008 --> 01:02:43,093
It is still no,
so go to sleep.
906
01:02:43,176 --> 01:02:45,304
But we can't.
We're all hyper!
907
01:02:45,387 --> 01:02:49,933
And without a bedtime story,
we'll just keep getting up
and bugging you.
908
01:02:50,017 --> 01:02:51,101
All night long.
909
01:02:52,561 --> 01:02:54,521
(SIGHS) Fine.
910
01:02:55,564 --> 01:02:58,567
All right, all right.
Sleepy Kittens.
911
01:02:59,026 --> 01:03:00,360
Sleepy Kittens?
912
01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:02,195
What are these?
AGNES: Puppets.
913
01:03:02,654 --> 01:03:04,948
You use them when
you tell the story.
914
01:03:12,039 --> 01:03:14,583
Okay, let's get
this over with.
915
01:03:15,083 --> 01:03:16,960
"Three little kittens
loved to play,
916
01:03:17,044 --> 01:03:19,296
"they had fun
in the sun all day.
917
01:03:19,379 --> 01:03:21,715
"Then their mother
came out and said,
918
01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:23,800
"'Time for kittens
to go to bed."'
919
01:03:23,884 --> 01:03:27,804
Wow! This is garbage.
You actually like this?
920
01:03:27,888 --> 01:03:29,181
Keep reading!
921
01:03:29,264 --> 01:03:30,223
(GROANS)
922
01:03:30,349 --> 01:03:32,392
Come on!
All right,
all right, all right.
923
01:03:32,643 --> 01:03:35,145
"Three little kittens
started to bawl,
924
01:03:35,228 --> 01:03:37,606
"'Mommy, we're not
tired at all.'
925
01:03:37,689 --> 01:03:40,233
"Their mother smiled
and said with a purr,
926
01:03:40,317 --> 01:03:43,987
"'Fine, but at least
you should brush your fur."'
927
01:03:44,071 --> 01:03:46,239
Now you brush the fur.
928
01:03:47,949 --> 01:03:49,660
This is literature?
929
01:03:49,743 --> 01:03:53,038
A 2-year-old could
have written this.
All right.
930
01:03:53,580 --> 01:03:56,583
"Three little kittens
with fur all brushed
931
01:03:56,667 --> 01:04:00,087
"said, 'We can't sleep,
we feel too rushed!'
932
01:04:00,170 --> 01:04:03,256
"Their mother replied,
with a voice like silk,
933
01:04:03,340 --> 01:04:06,218
"'Fine, but at least
you should drink your milk."'
934
01:04:06,301 --> 01:04:08,679
Now make them
drink the milk.
935
01:04:13,016 --> 01:04:16,853
I don't like this book.
This is going on forever.
936
01:04:16,937 --> 01:04:20,273
"Three little kittens,
with milk all gone,
937
01:04:20,357 --> 01:04:23,318
"rubbed their eyes
and started to yawn.
938
01:04:23,402 --> 01:04:25,278
(GIRLS YAWNING)
939
01:04:25,487 --> 01:04:27,072
(YAWNS)
940
01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:32,577
"'We can't sleep,
we can't even try.'
941
01:04:32,661 --> 01:04:35,497
"Then their mother
sang a lullaby.
942
01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:39,000
"'Good night kittens,
close your eyes.
943
01:04:39,084 --> 01:04:41,336
"Sleep in peace
until you rise.
944
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:45,090
"'Though while you sleep,
we are apart,
945
01:04:45,173 --> 01:04:49,970
"'your mommy loves you
with all her heart."'
946
01:04:53,974 --> 01:04:56,309
The end.
Okay, good night.
947
01:04:57,060 --> 01:04:58,061
Wait!
948
01:04:58,353 --> 01:04:59,563
What?
949
01:04:59,646 --> 01:05:01,398
What about
good night kisses?
950
01:05:03,483 --> 01:05:07,237
No, no. There will be
no kissing or hugging
or kissing.
951
01:05:10,157 --> 01:05:12,743
He is not gonna
kiss us good night, Agnes.
952
01:05:13,368 --> 01:05:15,412
I like him. He's nice.
953
01:05:15,495 --> 01:05:16,830
But scary.
954
01:05:18,081 --> 01:05:19,374
Like Santa!
955
01:05:37,893 --> 01:05:42,105
Only 48 hours
till the launch,
and all systems are go.
956
01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:46,026
Uh... About that,
957
01:05:46,526 --> 01:05:50,781
I was thinking that
maybe we could move
the date of the heist.
958
01:05:50,864 --> 01:05:53,366
Please tell me this
is not as a result
959
01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:56,453
of the girls'
dance recital, is it?
960
01:05:56,536 --> 01:05:58,789
No, no, no!
961
01:05:58,872 --> 01:06:01,917
The recital?
Don't...
That's stupid!
962
01:06:02,042 --> 01:06:06,880
I just think
it's kind of weird
to do it on a Saturday.
963
01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:12,594
I was thinking,
maybe a heist is
a Tuesday thing, right?
964
01:06:13,303 --> 01:06:16,932
Gru, you and I have been
working on this for years.
965
01:06:17,015 --> 01:06:19,059
It's everything
we've dreamed of.
966
01:06:19,142 --> 01:06:21,061
Your chance to make history,
967
01:06:21,144 --> 01:06:24,356
become the man
who stole the moon!
968
01:06:24,439 --> 01:06:28,276
But these girls are becoming
a major distraction!
969
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:29,694
They need to go.
970
01:06:30,403 --> 01:06:34,449
If you don't do
something about it,
then I will.
971
01:06:36,117 --> 01:06:37,744
I understand.
972
01:06:40,288 --> 01:06:41,748
Good.
973
01:06:42,749 --> 01:06:44,084
(CHUCKLING)
974
01:06:44,918 --> 01:06:46,086
Butt.
975
01:06:48,213 --> 01:06:49,214
(LAUGHING)
976
01:06:49,297 --> 01:06:50,507
Butt.
977
01:06:53,885 --> 01:06:55,387
(ALL LAUGHING)
978
01:07:03,061 --> 01:07:04,229
Butt.
979
01:07:06,106 --> 01:07:09,860
GRU: All right.
Now, when we put
our cups together,
980
01:07:09,943 --> 01:07:12,571
we will make
the "clink" sound
with our mouths.
981
01:07:12,654 --> 01:07:13,864
Ready? Edith?
982
01:07:13,947 --> 01:07:14,948
Clink.
Clink.
983
01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:17,075
There we go.
And now we drink.
984
01:07:17,826 --> 01:07:18,869
And Agnes?
985
01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:19,911
Clink.
Clink.
986
01:07:19,995 --> 01:07:21,413
Very good!
(DOORBELL CHIMES)
987
01:07:23,206 --> 01:07:24,207
Excuse me, girls.
988
01:07:24,291 --> 01:07:26,042
(ALL GROAN)
Come on!
989
01:07:26,126 --> 01:07:29,588
Don't worry, I'll be back.
Keep clinking.
990
01:07:30,130 --> 01:07:31,298
AGNES: Clink, clink.
JERRY: Clink, clink.
991
01:07:32,340 --> 01:07:33,592
Oh!
992
01:07:33,675 --> 01:07:35,552
Miss Hattie,
what are you doing here?
993
01:07:35,635 --> 01:07:37,679
I'm here for the girls.
I received a call
994
01:07:37,762 --> 01:07:39,556
that you wanted
to return them.
995
01:07:42,142 --> 01:07:46,396
And also, I did purchase
a Spanish dictionary.
996
01:07:49,816 --> 01:07:50,984
I didn't like
what you said.
997
01:07:51,109 --> 01:07:52,485
But...
(CLEARING THROAT)
998
01:07:56,489 --> 01:07:57,490
Oh!
999
01:07:58,783 --> 01:08:01,369
I will get the girls ready.
1000
01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:13,715
Don't let her
take us, Mr. Gru!
1001
01:08:14,966 --> 01:08:16,843
Tell her you wanna keep us.
1002
01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:18,928
All right, girls.
Come on, let's go.
1003
01:08:19,012 --> 01:08:21,514
Goodbye, Mr. Gru.
Thanks for everything.
1004
01:08:37,614 --> 01:08:39,699
I did it
for your own good.
1005
01:08:40,075 --> 01:08:43,161
Come on,
let's go get that moon.
1006
01:08:44,996 --> 01:08:46,081
Right.
1007
01:08:48,667 --> 01:08:50,251
(MINIONS CRYING)
1008
01:09:20,407 --> 01:09:22,826
(SCREAMING)
1009
01:09:24,077 --> 01:09:26,246
(ALL MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)
1010
01:09:56,276 --> 01:09:57,277
(HUMMING)
1011
01:09:59,571 --> 01:10:01,281
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
1012
01:10:02,657 --> 01:10:03,783
What is this for?
1013
01:10:04,033 --> 01:10:05,076
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
1014
01:10:05,452 --> 01:10:06,703
The recital?
1015
01:10:06,786 --> 01:10:10,081
I am the greatest
criminal mind
of the century.
1016
01:10:10,165 --> 01:10:14,252
I don't go
to little girls'
dance recitals!
1017
01:10:35,064 --> 01:10:40,028
Opening launch bay doors.
Commencing launch sequence.
1018
01:10:40,111 --> 01:10:45,116
And we are good to go
in T minus 10 seconds.
1019
01:10:46,201 --> 01:10:50,622
Ten, nine, eight, seven,
1020
01:10:50,705 --> 01:10:51,790
six...
1021
01:10:52,540 --> 01:10:54,209
(RUMBLING)
1022
01:11:17,857 --> 01:11:19,108
Oh, yeah!
1023
01:11:21,069 --> 01:11:23,613
Nice work, Doctor.
All systems go.
1024
01:11:24,030 --> 01:11:25,114
Boo-ya!
1025
01:11:27,158 --> 01:11:28,535
(GROANING)
1026
01:11:29,202 --> 01:11:30,870
(SCREAMING)
1027
01:11:36,376 --> 01:11:37,961
My flight suit.
1028
01:11:39,712 --> 01:11:42,882
Oh, yeah!
Once again, the mighty...
1029
01:11:44,551 --> 01:11:45,718
(SCREAMING)
1030
01:11:47,011 --> 01:11:48,012
(SCREAMING)
1031
01:12:16,249 --> 01:12:18,042
(ALL CHEERING)
1032
01:12:44,861 --> 01:12:47,030
ALL: Whoa!
1033
01:12:57,832 --> 01:12:59,125
(HOWLING)
1034
01:13:06,007 --> 01:13:07,634
Ah-ha!
1035
01:13:07,717 --> 01:13:09,427
I've got it!
1036
01:13:10,929 --> 01:13:13,723
I've got the moon!
1037
01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:16,643
I've got the moon!
1038
01:13:31,741 --> 01:13:33,242
I can make it!
1039
01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:41,626
Wait a minute!
1040
01:13:41,709 --> 01:13:42,835
Kevin!
1041
01:13:45,964 --> 01:13:47,507
Come on, come on!
1042
01:13:55,807 --> 01:13:57,392
He's still not here.
1043
01:13:57,475 --> 01:13:59,894
Why would he come?
He gave us up.
1044
01:13:59,978 --> 01:14:01,479
But he pinky promised!
1045
01:14:01,562 --> 01:14:04,315
Girls, girls, places!
1046
01:14:04,399 --> 01:14:07,235
No, we can't start yet!
We're still expecting
someone.
1047
01:14:07,318 --> 01:14:09,696
Can we just wait
a few more minutes?
1048
01:14:13,533 --> 01:14:15,952
All right. But just
a few more minutes.
1049
01:14:16,035 --> 01:14:18,121
He's not coming, guys.
1050
01:14:21,541 --> 01:14:23,584
Gru! Gru, can you hear me?
1051
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:29,465
Quick, we have to
warn him, and fast!
(ENGINE REVVING)
1052
01:14:35,888 --> 01:14:37,390
(SCREAMING)
1053
01:14:49,652 --> 01:14:52,113
(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
1054
01:15:04,459 --> 01:15:06,461
Okay, okay.
There's the library.
1055
01:15:06,544 --> 01:15:09,213
That's Third Street.
The dance studio...
1056
01:15:09,297 --> 01:15:10,757
There! There!
There it is!
1057
01:15:20,391 --> 01:15:22,101
(CHILDREN CHEERING)
1058
01:15:26,439 --> 01:15:27,440
(GASPS)
1059
01:15:48,211 --> 01:15:50,630
Sorry, buddy.
Show's over.
1060
01:15:50,963 --> 01:15:52,590
Over?
1061
01:16:30,545 --> 01:16:32,046
Vector, open up!
1062
01:16:33,798 --> 01:16:36,300
First give me the moon.
Then we'll talk.
1063
01:16:40,179 --> 01:16:41,514
(CHUCKLES)
1064
01:16:49,856 --> 01:16:51,107
AGNES: Mr. Gru!
1065
01:16:51,190 --> 01:16:52,358
Zip it, Happy Meal.
1066
01:16:52,441 --> 01:16:53,943
Now, the girls.
1067
01:16:54,026 --> 01:16:58,406
Actually,
I think I'll hold on to them
a little while longer.
1068
01:16:58,489 --> 01:16:59,532
No!
1069
01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:02,285
Oh, yeah! Unpredictable!
1070
01:17:02,994 --> 01:17:04,453
Listen close,
you little punk.
1071
01:17:04,537 --> 01:17:07,915
When I get in there,
you are in for
a world of pain!
1072
01:17:07,999 --> 01:17:09,125
(EXCLAIMING SARCASTICALLY)
1073
01:17:09,208 --> 01:17:11,043
I'm really scared!
1074
01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:16,340
He is gonna
kick your butt.
1075
01:17:16,799 --> 01:17:17,800
(SCOFFS)
1076
01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:58,507
What?
He punched my shark!
1077
01:18:25,243 --> 01:18:26,369
Ha! There he is!
1078
01:18:32,291 --> 01:18:33,542
Hang on, Gru.
1079
01:18:38,881 --> 01:18:40,174
Oh, no!
1080
01:18:41,801 --> 01:18:43,052
(SCREAMS)
1081
01:18:43,511 --> 01:18:44,512
Ow?
1082
01:18:50,476 --> 01:18:52,311
Vector has the girls. Go!
1083
01:18:56,315 --> 01:18:57,984
What happened to the ship?
It's big again!
1084
01:18:58,067 --> 01:19:00,820
Not as big as the moon
is going to be!
What?
1085
01:19:00,903 --> 01:19:02,780
The larger the mass
of an object,
1086
01:19:02,863 --> 01:19:05,950
the quicker the effects
of the shrink ray wear off!
1087
01:19:06,033 --> 01:19:08,995
I call it
the Nefario Principle.
1088
01:19:09,078 --> 01:19:10,997
I just came up
with it now, actually.
1089
01:19:11,831 --> 01:19:13,291
Oh, no!
1090
01:19:18,254 --> 01:19:19,255
(GASPS)
1091
01:19:19,338 --> 01:19:20,673
Did you see that?
1092
01:19:20,798 --> 01:19:23,467
Vector! Help!
Vector!
1093
01:19:23,551 --> 01:19:24,760
Over here!
Hey!
1094
01:19:24,844 --> 01:19:26,512
What are you girls
doing back there?
1095
01:19:26,595 --> 01:19:27,638
The moon!
1096
01:19:29,348 --> 01:19:30,349
(ALL SCREAMING)
1097
01:19:38,149 --> 01:19:39,150
(GROANING)
1098
01:19:41,527 --> 01:19:42,653
Ouch!
1099
01:19:43,779 --> 01:19:44,822
Watch out!
1100
01:19:45,531 --> 01:19:47,033
(SCREAMING)
1101
01:19:48,659 --> 01:19:50,453
GRU: Get as close in
as you can.
1102
01:19:51,287 --> 01:19:52,580
You got it.
1103
01:20:05,634 --> 01:20:06,635
(ALL SCREAMING)
1104
01:20:08,929 --> 01:20:10,014
Mr. Gru, up here!
1105
01:20:10,097 --> 01:20:11,140
Mr. Gru!
1106
01:20:11,223 --> 01:20:13,267
Okay, girls! Girls!
1107
01:20:13,351 --> 01:20:16,020
You're going to
have to jump.
EDITH: Jump?
1108
01:20:16,103 --> 01:20:18,064
Are you insane?
1109
01:20:18,147 --> 01:20:19,565
Don't worry,
I will catch you.
1110
01:20:20,483 --> 01:20:21,901
You gave us back!
1111
01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:26,155
I know, I know.
And it is the worst
mistake I ever made.
1112
01:20:26,739 --> 01:20:28,657
But you have to
jump now.
1113
01:20:29,241 --> 01:20:31,327
It'll be okay.
1114
01:20:36,290 --> 01:20:37,333
Okay, girls.
1115
01:20:39,418 --> 01:20:40,920
Jump now!
1116
01:20:41,087 --> 01:20:42,713
(BOTH SCREAMING)
1117
01:20:45,925 --> 01:20:48,219
Margo,
I will catch you.
1118
01:20:48,886 --> 01:20:51,931
And I will never
let you go again.
1119
01:21:01,524 --> 01:21:03,526
Not so fast!
No!
1120
01:21:03,609 --> 01:21:05,194
Let me go!
(LAUGHING)
1121
01:21:05,277 --> 01:21:06,946
(BOTH SCREAMING)
1122
01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:09,949
Margo!
1123
01:21:10,366 --> 01:21:11,492
Whoa!
1124
01:21:15,746 --> 01:21:17,957
I'm coming, Margo.
Hang on!
1125
01:21:31,095 --> 01:21:32,471
(LAUGHING)
1126
01:21:32,930 --> 01:21:33,931
(GROANS)
1127
01:21:37,810 --> 01:21:41,105
(BOTH SCREAMING)
1128
01:21:46,902 --> 01:21:48,404
I got you.
1129
01:21:52,199 --> 01:21:53,826
(GROANING)
1130
01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:03,836
(SCREAMING)
1131
01:22:06,547 --> 01:22:07,673
No!
1132
01:22:10,676 --> 01:22:11,760
(EXPLOSION)
1133
01:22:24,857 --> 01:22:26,108
Oh, poop.
1134
01:22:27,193 --> 01:22:29,028
This time, good triumphs,
1135
01:22:29,111 --> 01:22:30,446
and the moon
has been returned
1136
01:22:30,529 --> 01:22:32,448
to its rightful
place in the sky.
1137
01:22:32,531 --> 01:22:37,244
But once again,
law enforcement is baffled,
leaving everyone to wonder,
1138
01:22:37,328 --> 01:22:39,121
who is this mysterious hero?
1139
01:22:39,205 --> 01:22:41,165
And what will he do next?
1140
01:22:41,707 --> 01:22:43,459
Okay, girls.
Time for bed.
1141
01:22:43,542 --> 01:22:45,419
Come on!
We want a story.
1142
01:22:45,502 --> 01:22:47,296
Three sleepy kittens!
1143
01:22:47,379 --> 01:22:51,634
Oh, no! Sorry.
That book was accidentally
destroyed maliciously.
1144
01:22:51,926 --> 01:22:52,968
(SCOFFS)
1145
01:22:53,052 --> 01:22:56,263
Tonight we are going
to read a new book.
1146
01:22:56,347 --> 01:22:58,515
This one is called
1147
01:22:58,599 --> 01:23:02,311
One Big Unicorn by...
Who wrote this?
1148
01:23:02,394 --> 01:23:06,815
Oh! Me! I wrote it.
Look, it's a puppet book!
1149
01:23:07,608 --> 01:23:09,318
Here, watch this.
1150
01:23:10,486 --> 01:23:11,904
That's the horn!
1151
01:23:11,987 --> 01:23:13,322
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
1152
01:23:16,325 --> 01:23:18,410
This is gonna be
the best book ever!
1153
01:23:18,494 --> 01:23:20,871
Not to pat myself
on the back,
1154
01:23:20,955 --> 01:23:23,290
but, yes,
it probably will be.
1155
01:23:23,374 --> 01:23:24,458
Here we go.
1156
01:23:24,541 --> 01:23:27,503
"One big unicorn,
strong and free
1157
01:23:27,586 --> 01:23:30,339
"thought he was happy
as he could be.
1158
01:23:31,674 --> 01:23:35,135
"Then three little
kittens came around
1159
01:23:35,469 --> 01:23:39,181
"and turned his
whole life upside down."
1160
01:23:39,265 --> 01:23:41,016
Hey, that one
looks like me!
1161
01:23:41,100 --> 01:23:43,227
No, what are you
talking about?
These are kittens!
1162
01:23:43,310 --> 01:23:47,106
Any relation
to persons living or dead
is completely coincidental.
1163
01:23:50,651 --> 01:23:53,028
"They made him laugh. (LAUGHS)
1164
01:23:53,112 --> 01:23:56,198
"They made him cry. (MOANS)
1165
01:23:57,574 --> 01:24:00,035
"He never should
have said goodbye.
1166
01:24:00,869 --> 01:24:05,416
"And now he knows
he could never part
1167
01:24:05,499 --> 01:24:08,127
"from those
three little kittens
1168
01:24:08,627 --> 01:24:11,547
"that changed his heart.
1169
01:24:11,630 --> 01:24:13,716
"The end."
1170
01:24:13,799 --> 01:24:16,135
Okay, all right.
Good night.
1171
01:24:39,450 --> 01:24:41,076
I love you.
1172
01:24:41,618 --> 01:24:43,329
I love you, too.
1173
01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:49,585
(CLEARS THROAT)
1174
01:24:49,668 --> 01:24:51,378
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
1175
01:24:52,671 --> 01:24:54,506
No, no!
1176
01:24:54,631 --> 01:24:56,258
(ALL EXCLAIMING
DISAPPOINTEDLY)
1177
01:24:56,717 --> 01:24:57,843
All right.
1178
01:25:02,848 --> 01:25:04,308
Didn't I get you already?
1179
01:25:04,391 --> 01:25:05,768
(LAUGHING)
1180
01:25:10,647 --> 01:25:12,441
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1181
01:25:20,407 --> 01:25:21,909
(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
1182
01:25:38,842 --> 01:25:40,803
They're very good!
1183
01:25:40,886 --> 01:25:43,847
I'm so proud of you, Son.
1184
01:25:43,931 --> 01:25:46,892
You've turned out to be
a great parent!
1185
01:25:48,060 --> 01:25:49,561
Just like me.
1186
01:25:50,104 --> 01:25:52,356
Maybe even better.
1187
01:25:56,985 --> 01:25:57,986
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
1188
01:25:58,070 --> 01:25:59,071
(GROANS)
1189
01:26:00,614 --> 01:26:02,699
(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)
1190
01:26:12,418 --> 01:26:13,919
(ALL CHEERING)
1191
01:26:19,675 --> 01:26:21,385
No, I'm fine.
Go ahead.
1192
01:26:23,137 --> 01:26:24,596
No, no, no!
1193
01:27:01,425 --> 01:27:02,426
(MOANS)
1194
01:27:55,312 --> 01:27:56,730
(EXCLAIMING)
1195
01:27:57,439 --> 01:27:58,440
(SIGHS)
1196
01:28:04,279 --> 01:28:05,822
Hey, Carl! Hey.
1197
01:28:05,906 --> 01:28:06,907
Hmm?
1198
01:28:06,990 --> 01:28:08,784
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
1199
01:28:10,118 --> 01:28:11,203
No, no, no.
1200
01:28:11,286 --> 01:28:12,496
BOTH: Me, me, me.
1201
01:28:13,830 --> 01:28:14,790
John?
1202
01:28:14,873 --> 01:28:15,874
No, no. Me, me, me.
1203
01:28:15,958 --> 01:28:16,959
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
1204
01:28:19,044 --> 01:28:20,045
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1205
01:28:20,128 --> 01:28:21,129
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
1206
01:28:27,344 --> 01:28:29,137
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
1207
01:28:33,225 --> 01:28:34,268
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
1208
01:28:34,893 --> 01:28:36,144
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
1209
01:28:40,148 --> 01:28:41,900
Oh, poop. (SCREAMS)
1210
01:28:42,359 --> 01:28:43,902
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
1211
01:29:08,593 --> 01:29:11,430
(BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
1212
01:29:13,765 --> 01:29:15,600
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
1213
01:29:20,480 --> 01:29:21,857
(LAUGHING)
1214
01:29:27,321 --> 01:29:29,114
(GROANING) Oh, no!
1215
01:29:29,948 --> 01:29:31,408
Stop! Stop!
1216
01:29:52,262 --> 01:29:53,805
(CARL GROANING)
1217
01:30:00,479 --> 01:30:02,356
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
1218
01:30:02,439 --> 01:30:04,066
Huh? (SCREAMING)
1219
01:30:06,276 --> 01:30:08,278
(MUSIC FADES OUT)
1220
01:30:08,487 --> 01:30:09,488
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
1221
01:30:25,712 --> 01:30:27,506
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
1222
01:30:27,839 --> 01:30:29,591
(IMITATES QUACKING)
1223
01:30:30,258 --> 01:30:32,052
(IMITATES SQUAWKING)
1224
01:30:32,636 --> 01:30:33,970
Hello, I am Gru.
1225
01:30:34,054 --> 01:30:37,099
Back to work,
back to work! Back to...
1226
01:30:41,603 --> 01:30:43,313
(CHUCKLING)
81674
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